RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-27

1. In the opening contest, Lady Contessa Windsor used the ROYAL PAIN to force Tuffy Nuff to tap out.
2. The Birds of Prey defeated the TNT Boyz when Peregrine used the FALCON's CLAW to pin Terry.
3. Wall Street defeated their rivals Snake Oil when Flim was disqualified for refusing to release the Tarantula hold he held on EZ Come.
4. Destine used YOUR DESTINY to pin her rival Plain Jane White. Due to this being her third consecutive victory, Destine will challenge the winner of the ROS Women's championship main event for the title on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.
5. The "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus used the BULL'S EYE to pin Slojynn Fez.
6. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Killer Whales when Peter Bilt used a power slam to pin Willy.
7. Pandora defeated Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
8. The "Jewish Lighting" Hiram Volte used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin Lord Alain Windsor.
9. Anna Falaxis defeated Penny Candy by disqualification when Penny smashed her into the announcer's table outside the ring.
10. Moby Dirke used a side slam to pin Hunter O'Ryan.
11. Road-Rayge defeated the Skye-Scrapers when Rayge used a rolling senton suicida to pin Lex Skye.
12. "Sensational" Sonny Owens defeated Ace Endehole when Ace was counted out of the ring.
13. NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team champions Annihlators defeated the SK8-R PUNKS when it took three consecutive FRANKEN-KROGONs for Krogon to pin Radik-L.
14. RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Gamma Ray defeated the ROS Heavyweight Champion Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring, but Dewie is still the ROS Heavyweight champion.
15. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP RE-MATCH[/u]: After a ROCK BOTTOM, "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson became the three-time ROS Women's champion when she pinned ROS Women's Champion Bootylicious Bertha. She is now set to defend the title on the next episode of SUPER NOVA against Destine.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-28

1. The Harvard Law School graduate Harvard Yale defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid jammed some sort of sharp object into Harvard's head.
2. Holly Pena defeated the voodoo princess Fey Linn by disqualification following a brawl outsie the ring.
3. The TNT Boyz defeated Snake Oil when Tracey used the IMPLOSION to pin Flam.
4. "Sensational" Sonny Owens defeated Slojynn Fez by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
5. Wall Street defeated the Killer Whales when EZ Go used the MARGIN CALL to pin Willy.
6. In a grudge re-match from the HONOR, TITAN STYLE pay per holo-view, Sarah N. Dipity Endehole defeated her rival Pandora by disqualification when Pandora smashed Sarah into the announcers table at ringside.
7. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Skye-Scrapers when Peter Bilt used the FIFTH WHEEL to pin Rex Skye. Because this is their third consecutive victory, the 18 Wheelers will challenge the Annihlators for the Rings of Saturn Tag Team titles on the 2128-29 episode of SUPER NOVA.
8. Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin Euphoria.
9. The "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer used the FIVE SISTERS to pin Lady Contessa Windsor.
10. The Sk8-R Punks defeated Road-Rayge when Gnarl-E used the FACE PLANT to pin Roadkill.
11. Bootylicious Bertha used the BOOTY BOMB to pin Anna Falaxis.
12. The "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus defeated Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside) when Herman was disqualified following a brawl outside the ring.
13. NON-TITLE MATCH: The Birds of Prey defeated the ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators when Peregrine used the FALCON'S CLAW to pin Krogon. Due to the Birds of Prey's victory over the tag team champions, they will be scheduled to challenge for the tag team titles at the second annual OS-EP BATTLE-BALOO cross-promotional pay per holo-view against the winner of the 18 Wheelers/Annihilators tag title match on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.
14. TITAN DEATH RE-MATCH FOR THE RINGS OF SATURN CHAMPIONSHIP: Dewie Cheatham successfully defended the ROS Heavyweight Championship when he used a scorpion deathlock to force former champion the "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte to tap out.
15. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH[/u]: There's a new ROS Women's Champion as Destine used YOUR DESTINY to pin "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson. The two women will meet once again for the title on the next episode of SUPER NOVA to determine who'll be the champion going into the second annual OS-EP BATTLE BALOO cross-promotional pay per holo-view.

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POST-SHOW BREAKING NEWS:

The Rings of Saturn board of directors have signed a deal with Ring of Respect Wrestling to buy the contracts for El Toro Fuego, Vincent Valentine, Zack Paris, OJ Evans, and the Quintessential Stud Muffins. All of them will not be expected to make their ROS debuts until after the second annual OS-EP BATTLE-BALOO cross-promotional pay per holo-view, when their ROR contracts expire. Their debuts will coincide with the debuts of the newst batch of wrestlers and teams to graduate from the Barnestormer's HANGAR WRESTLING ACADEMY. Please welcome:

SHAWN ROSS (1/2 of DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH w/CASEY TURNER)	Height: 6' 1" Weight: 230 lbs. Atlanta, GA
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. standing side headlock - 1 2. snap mare - 1 3. into the ropes 4. neck snap - 2 (ag) 5. reverse chinlock - 2 6. running enzuigiri - 3 (ag)	1. SHAWN ROSS - 1 2. dazed - 1 (tag) 3. hurt - 2 4. SHAWN ROSS - 2 5. dazed - 1 (tag) 6. dazed - 1 (tag)
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. wheelbarrow facebuster - 2 2. into the turnbuckle (c) 3. dropsault - 2 4. leg drop bulldog - 3 (ch D) 5. Air Raid Crash - 3 6. crucifix head scissors - 3	1. SHAWN ROSS - 1 2. dazed - 1 3. hurt - 2 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. SHAWN ROSS - 1 6. hurt - 2 (tag)
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. float over neckbreaker - 2 2. tornado ddt - 3 3. out of the ring 4. short arm clothesline - 3 5. DIAMOND CUTTER (+2) 6. 24 KARATS (+4) tag	1. down - 3 (lv) 2. PIN 7 (4) 3. down - 3 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. down - 3
Ropes -- B Turnbuckle -- C Ring -- B Deathjump -- B Disqualification -- 6	Agility 0 Power -1 Cage 5

24 KARATS -- a double-team DIAMOND CUTTER performed with Casey Turner

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CASEY TURNER (1/2 of DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH w/SHAWN ROSS)	Height: 6' 0" Weight: 225 lbs. Seattle, WA
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. snap mare - 1 2. reverse chinlock - 1 3. knife edge chop - 2 (pw) 4. single leg dropkick - 2 (ag) 5. into the ropes 6. running ddt - 3 (ag)	1. dazed - 1 (tag) 2. hurt - 2 3. CASEY TURNER - 2 4. hurt - 2 5. dazed - 1 6. dazed - 1 (tag)
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. crevate - 2 (pw) 2. forearm smash - 2 (ch B) 3. discus clothesline - 2 4. swinging neckbreaker - 2 5. step-up enzuigiri - 3 6. Sliced Bread #2 - 3	1. hurt - 2 (tag) 2. CASEY TURNER - 1 3. hurt - 2 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. down - 3 6. CASEY TURNER - 1
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. guillotine leg drop - 3 (ch D) 2. deathjump (c) 3. out of the ring (c) 4. super kick - 3 5. DIAMOND CUTTER (+2) 6. 24 KARATS (+4) tag	1. down - 3 2. hurt - 2 3. down - 3 (lv) 4. hurt - 2 5. down - 3 (tag) 6. PIN 6 (3)
Ropes -- B Turnbuckle -- C Ring -- B Deathjump -- B Disqualification -- 5	Agility -1 Power -2 Cage 4

24 KARATS -- a double-team DIAMOND CUTTER performed with Shawn Ross

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HAROLD PALMER	Height: 6' 1" Weight: 245 lbs. State of Bliss
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. knife edge chop - 1 2. snap mare - 1 3. European uppercut - 2 (ag) 4. reverse chinlock - 2 5. knee drop - 2 (ch A) 6. Rear Naked Choke the Chicken - 3 (pw)	1. dazed - 1 (tag) 2. HAROLD PALMER - 2 3. into the turnbuckle 4. dazed - 1 5. dazed - 1 6. HAROLD PALMER
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. crevatte - 2 2. tilt-a-whirl head scissors - 2 3. into the turnbuckle 4. spinning back fist - 2 5. Practice Safe Sex - 3 6. Dirty Sanchez - 3	1. HAROLD PALMER - 1 2. down - 3 3. hurt -2 4. HAROLD PALMER - 2 5. hurt - 2 (tag) 6. hurt - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. reverse DDt - 3 2. 69 Clash - 3 3. deathjump (c) 4. out of the ring (c) 5. Wear Gloves - 3 (*) 6. FIVE SISTERS (+4)	1. down - 3 (lv) 2. PIN 6 (3) 3. hurt - 2 4. down - 3 (tag) 5. down - 3 6. hurt - 2
Ropes -- A Turnbuckle -- B Ring -- A Deathjump -- B Disqualification -- 5	Agility -1 Power -2 Cage 4

* Rear Naked Choke the Chicken - a rear naked choke
* Practice Safe Sex - an Argentine cutter
* Dirty Sanchez - a Stinkface
* 69 Clash - The same belly to belly inverted "Styles Clash"-style mat slam used by his brother/sister Rosanne Palmer
* Wear Gloves - a Side Effect variation of the Anaconda Vise. If Practice Safe Sex is rolled on the previous roll, this becomes WEAR GLOVES (0)

* FIVE SISTERS - The same flying "Von Erich"-style IRON CLAW hold off the ropes that his brother/sister Rosanne Palmer uses.

It was bound to happen, the younger brother of the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer has entered the wrestling business, and like his older brother/sister, he is well-versed in the practice of "self-love" (except, unlike Rosanne, he practices it by choice, as he is straight). During his time in the H.W.A., he spent a lot of time studying his brother/sister's matches, and has learned Rosanne's special and finishing moves. He and Rosanne plan to team occasionally, making their team eligible to contend for the Rings of Saturn Tag Team titles or the long-rumored ROS Inter-gender Tag Team title, if the inter-gender tag team division should ever be established. Because of Harold's signing, Rosanne has decided to drop out of the men's division and focus primarily in the women's division.

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BYRON F. GOODRICH	Height: 6' 2" Weight: 375 lbs. Detroit, MI
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. back rake - 1 2. clubbing forearm - 1 3. shoulde tackle - 2 4. into the ropes 5. running clothesline - 2 (ag) 6. STO - 3 (ag)	1. dazed - 1 2. hurt - 2 3. BYRON F. GOODRICH - 2 4. BYRON F. GOODRICH - 1 5. dazed - 1 6. dazed - 1
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. vertical suplex - 2 2. scoop slam - 2 3. into the turnbuckle (c) 4. back elbow smash - 2 (ch C) 5. chokeslam backbreaker - 3 6. cannonball - 3	1. hurt - 2 2. BYRON F. GOODRICH - 1 3. hurt - 2 4. down - 3 5. hurt - 2 6. hurt - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. elbow drop - 2 2. Samoan drop - 3 (ch H) 3. out of the ring (c) 4. buckle bomb - 3 5. spinebuster - 3 6. GOODRICH BLIMP (+2)	1. hurt - 2 2. down - 3 3. hurt - 2 4. PIN 7 (4) 5. down - 3 (lv) 6. hurt - 2
Ropes -- B Turnbuckle -- B Ring -- B Deathjump -- C Disqualification -- 6	Agility +2 Power -3 Cage 6

GOODRICH BLIMP -- the same seated senton off the ropes used by the late John "Earthquake" Tenta.

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CALEB ROMERO	Height: 6' 0" Weight: 252 lbs. Huber Heights, OH
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. hip toss - 1 2. knife edge chop - 1 3. scoop slam - 2 (ch A) 4. into the turnbuckle 5. snap suplex - 2 (pw) 6. running knee lift - 3 (ag)	1. dazed - 1 2. dazed - 1 (tag) 3. CALEB ROMERO - 2 4. hurt - 2 5. CALEB ROMERO - 2 6. dazed - 1
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. back body drop - 2 2. standing dropkick - 2 3. side slam - 2 4. belly to belly suplex - 2 5. single leg Boston crab - 3 6. Olympic slam - 3	1. CALEB ROMERO - 1 2. hurt - 2 3. hurt - 2 (tag) 4. down - 3 5. hurt - 2 6. CALEB ROMERO - 1
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. tilt-a-whirl slam - 3 (ch H) 2. spear tackle - 3 3. out of the ring (c) 4. out of the ring (c) 5. gut wrench backbreaker - 3 6. CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENT (0)	1. down - 3 (lv) 2. hurt - 2 3. down - 3 4. down - 3 5. PIN 8 (5) 6. down - 3 (tag)
Ropes -- B Turnbuckle -- B Ring -- B Deathjump -- C Disqualification -- 6	Agility 0 Power -1 Cage 5

CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENT -- a gutwrench double knee backbreaker

With his size, Caleb Romero could've been a star quarterback at Ohio State University, but he was chosen second string and sat the entire season on the bench. In his spare time, he played lead guitar and sang in his college rock band, the Alpha Romeros. After graduating with a 3.5 grade average and a Bachelor's degree in chiropractic medicine, the Romeros broke up, and Caleb began wondering where his life would go. He then saw an ad at a local gym for a new reality wrestling show called Dang They're Tough and sent in his application. He began training under Nigel McGuinness, Val Venus and Mike Quackenbush. Unfortunately for Romero, the show was cancelled after three weeks, but Nigel saw potential in Caleb and wouldn't allow for his promising wrestling career to go by the wayside. He placed a call to his old friend "Barnestormer" David Barnes, and recommended Caleb for membership in the HANGAR WRESTLING ACADEMY.

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RICK VANOVER	Height: 6' 5" Weight: 305 lbs. Denton, TX
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. punch - 1 2. clubbing forearm - 1 3. shoulder tackle - 2 4. scoop slam - 2 (ch A) 5. abdominal stretch - 2 6. Samoan drop - 3 (pw)	1. RICK VANOVER - 1 2. dazed - 1 3. dazed - 1 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. dazed - 1 6. RICK VANOVER - 2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. knee drop off ropes - 2 (ag) 2. foot choke in corner - 2 3. into the turnbuckle (c) 4. German suplex - 3 5. wrist clutch exploder suplex - 3 6. chokeslam backbreaker - 3	1. dazed - 1 2. hurt - 2 (tag) 3. RICK VANOVER - 1 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. hurt - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. chop block - 2 (ch F) 2. deathjump (c) 3. out of the ring 4. power slam - 3 5. spear - 3 6. POWER BOMB (+1)	1. down - 3 2. down - 3 3. PIN 7 (4) 4. hurt - 2 5. down - 3 (lv) 6. hurt - 2
Ropes -- B Turnbuckle -- B Ring -- B Deathjump -- C Disqualification -- 6	Agility +1 Power -2 Cage 4

Rick Vanover is a former defensive tackle from the University of North Texas in Denton. A promising football career (some even predicted him to play in the NFL) was ended by a chop-block. Rick has re-habbed his knee, and even played a year in the Arena Football League. However, Rick wasn't making enough to survive and no NFL teams came calling. Rick decided he could make some good money in professional wrestling. He felt that his background in football put him in better shape than most of the people that tried out for the short-lived Dang They're Tough wrestling reality show. With his "better than all of you" attitude which he displayed on day one of the show, Rick quickly established himself as the "reality show villain", the one everybody loved to hate. When the show was cancelled after three weeks, Rick followed fellow DTT contestant and former Ohio State Buckeye "bench warmer" Caleb Romero to Barnestormer's HANGAR WRESTLING ACADEMY, in order to complete his training. He still thinks that wrestling is somewhat beneath him, but he desperately needs the money. Will the "bad boy" attitude he displayed on Dang They're Tough spill over into his wrestling career?

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars

Card #2128-29

1. Physiquiel used the Physiquiel Choke to force Sheik Khalid Sirhan to tap out.
2. The match between Holly Pena and Tuffy Nuff ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
3. The Skye-Scrapers defeated the Killer Whales when Rex Skye used the FALLING SKIES to pin Willy.
4. Donna Trump used YOU'RE FIRED to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
5. The TNT Boyz defeated Snake Oil when Terry used the IMPLOSION to pin Flam.
6. Euphoria defeated "Sensational" Sonny Owens by disqualification when Sonny smashed Euphoria into the announcers table at ringside.
7. The Harvard Law School graduate Harvard Yale used the LAW REVIEW to pin Gamma Ray.
8. Lady Contessa Windsor used the ROYAL PAIN to force Bootylicious Bertha to tap out.
9. Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole used a cobra clutch reverse mat slam to pin Anna Falaxis. Due to this being her third consecutive victory, Sarah was scheduled by the ROS championship committee to challenge for the ROS Women's title at the second annual OS-EP BATTLE BALOO cross-promotional pay per holo-view. The only question left to answer at the end of the evening is "who will Sarah be challenging for the title, Rockelle Johnson or Destine?"
10. Roadkill defeated Wall street when Roadkill used the ANNIHILATOR to pin EZ Come.
11. The "Andromedan Minotaur Taurus defeated Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
12. The Birds of Prey defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Peregrine used the FALCON'S CLAW to pin Radik-L.
13. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators successfully retained the titles by defeating the 18 Wheelers when Krogon used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin Peter Bilt.
14. RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: There's a new Rings of Saturn Heavyweight Champion when Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside). When the match was over, a representative of the ROS championship committee came down to the ring and announced that had made a decision concerning when Lord Alain Windsor would receive another shot at the ROS Heavyweight title due to his disqualification victory over then-champion Dewie Cheatham. Moby Dirke will defend the ROS Heavyweight title at the second annual OS-EP BATTLE BALOO cross promotional pay per holo-view against former champion Dewie Cheatham and Lord Alain Windsor in a triple threat match.
15. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP RE-MATCH[/u]: The ROS Women's Champion Destine got herself intentionally disqualified in order to keep the "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson from re-capturing the title. The ROS Championship committee scheduled Rockelle for another shot at the title on the 2128-31 episode of SUPER NOVA. If Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole is the champion after the pay per holo-view, then Rockelle would challenge her in a normal match. However, if Destine manages to hold onto the title, she would defend the title against Rockelle in a Titan Death match.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-31

The main focus of this program, was the debuts of all of the newest ROS acquisitions.

1. Vincent Valentin started the program with a successful Rings of Saturn Wrestling debut when he used the VALENTIN'S DAY MASSACRE to pin his rival, the ROS debuting "Mexican Fire Bull" El Toro Fuego.
2. Zack Paris had a successful debut when he used a corner flip arm drag to pin the debuting OJ Evans.
3. Caleb Romero force his former Dang They're Tough housemate Rick Vanover to tap out to a single leg Boston crab.
4. Harold Palmer, the younger brother of the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer, made "Sensational Sonny Owens "Practice Safe Sex, WEAR GLOVES" for the pinfall victory and a successful debut. Rosanne was in the audience to watch his/her brother's debut match.
5. Road-Rayge spoiled the debut of Casey Turner and Shawn Ross, the Diamonds In the Rough, when Roadkill used the DEVASTATION to pin Shawn.
6. Euphoria spoiled the debut of Byron F. Goodrich when he used the TIGER SUPLEX to pin the 375 pounder. Because this was his third consecutive victory, Euphoria will be scheduled to challenge for the ROS Heavyweight title on the 2128-33 episode of SUPER NOVA.
7. In a high-flying back and forth match, the Skye-Scrapers spoiled the debut of the Quintessential Stud Muffins when Lex Skye used the FALLING SKIES to pin the "Sexy Superstar" Aaron Bell.
8. Fey Linn defeated Holly Pena by disqualification to break her five match losing streak following a brawl outside the ring.
9. Physiquiel used two consecutive PHYSIQUIEL FITNESSes to pin the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus. Because this was his third consecutive victory, Physiquiel will be scheduled to challenge for the ROS Heavyweight title on the 2128-34 episode of SUPER NOVA.
10. RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: The ROS Heavyweight Champion Moby Dirke got himself disqualified in order to keep the title when he repeatedly smashed a chair into Harvard Yale's head outside the ring. Because of this disqualification victory for Harvard, the ROS championship committee decreed that instead of Euphoria challenging for the ROS Heavyweight title on the 2128-33 episode of SUPER NOVA and Physiquiel challenging for the title on the 2128-34 episode, the winner of the ROS Heavyweight title match between the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus and ROS Heavyweight Champion Moby Dirke on the 2128-32 episode will put the title on the line against Euphoria, Physiquiel, and Harvard Yale in a Fatal 4-Way Elimination match on the 2128-33 episode of SUPER NOVA.
11. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S TITLE: After an incredible match which saw several near-falls for the "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson, Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole and the ROS Women's Champion Destine, the "Brahma Bessie" used the ROCK BOTTOM on Destine to get the pinfall and become the 4-time ROS Women's Champion.
12. MAIN EVENT -- RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Annihilators successfully defended the ROS Tag Team Championship by defeating the TNT Boyz when Pthalos used a Diamond Cutter to pin Terry.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-32

1. Penny Candy used the LICORICE WHIP to pin "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah in the opening contest.
2. The Quintessential Stud Muffins defeated the Diamonds In the Rough when Shawn Ross attempted a deathjump cross body block on “Playboy” Mike Carter, only to have Mike anticipate it and nail Shawn with a European uppercut as he flew through the air, which led to the pinfall.
3. Vincent Valentin used a corkscrew neckbreaker to pin Caleb Romero.
4. Harold Palmer used the FIVE SISTER to pin Zack Paris.
5. Road-Rayge defeated the Skye-Scrapers when Rayge used the DEVASTATION to pin Lex Skye.
6. Euphoria used the TIGER SUPLEX to pin Physiquiel.
7. NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions the Annihilators, who were supposed to defend the titles against the 18 Wheelers on this episode but didn't due to a booking error, defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Krogon used the FRANKEN-KROGON to pin Gnarl-E. The 18 Wheelers will get their title shot on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.
8. NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Women's Champion "The Brahma Bessie", "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson used the PEOPLE'S ELBOW to pin the voodoo sorceress Fey Linn.
9. MAIN EVENT - RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: The ROS Heavyweight Champion: Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus and successfully retain the title. Moby will now have to prepare for the next episode of SUPER NOVA when he defends the title in a Fatal 4-Way match with Physiquiel, Euphoria, and the Harvard Law School graduate Harvard Yale.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars

Card #2128-33

1. The opening contest saw Wall Street defeating the Quintessential Stud Muffins when EZ Go used the Queens Line to pin "Playboy" Mike Carter.
2. Despite dominating the "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte for the majority of the match, Vincent Valentin was disqualified when he repeatedly smashed a chair into Volte's head outside the ring.
3. It took two FIVE SISTERS for the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer to pin Lady Contessa Windsor.
4. Penny Candy used the LICORICE WHIP to pin Anna Falaxis.
5. After the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus practically knocked himself out attempting the BULL'S EYE and missing, Harold Palmer used the FIVE SISTERS to get the pin.
6. Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Rayge used the DEVASTATION to pin Terry.
7. NON-TITLE MATCH: In the closing moments of the match, Donna attempted a cobra clutch suplex on the ROS Women's Champion "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson, but Rockelle immediately kipped up and surprised Donna with a ROCK BOTTOM, which only produced a two count. Rockelle then hit the PEOPLE'S ELBOW, which resulted in another two count. It finally took a snap overhead belly to belly suplex for the “Brahma Bessie” to get the pinfall.
8. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH - 18 WHEELERS VS. ROS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS: The Annihilators successfully defended the titles when they defeated the 18 Wheelers after Krogon used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin Ken Wurth.
9. MAIN EVENT -- FATAL FOUR-WAY FOR THE RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - EUPHORIA VS. HARVARD YALE VS. PHYSIQUIEL VS. ROS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION MOBY DIRKE[/i][/i][/u]: While rivals Moby Dirke and Physiquiel were too busy battling with each other, Harvard Yale took advantage and weakened Euphoria enough to use the LAW REVIEW and get the pinfall to become the new ROS Heavyweight champion.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars

Card #2128-34

1. The Killer Whales defeated the Diamonds in the Rough in the opening contest when Willy used the BEACHED WHALES to pin Casey Turner.
2. Gamma Ray defeated El Toro Fuego by disqualification when the “Mexican Fire Bull” repeatedly hit Ray in the head outside the ring with a chair.
3. Bootylicious Bertha defeated “The Devil's Daughter” Demiah by disqualification when Demiah smashed Bertha into the announcers desk outside the ring.
4. Penny Candy took on Pandora in the next match. In the closing moments of the match, Pandora threw Penny into the turnbuckle and attempted to follow it up with a running clothesline, but Penny moved out of the way. Pandora crashed into the turnbuckles, and Penny rolled her up in a small package for the pinfall win.
5. Destine defeated the “ROS Transsexual” Rosanne Palmer by count out.
6. Wall Street defeated the Birds of Prey by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between EZ Come and Vulture.
7. OJ Evans used the CARLSBAD CAVERN to pin Harold Palmer.
8. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE RE-MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARVARD YALE VS. MOBY DIRKE: Moby Dirke defeated Harvard Yale by count out; however, since titles in Rings of Saturn Wrestling only change hands by pinfall or submission, Harvard Yale is still the ROS Heavyweight champion. Moby will receive one more shot at the title on the 2128-36 episode of SUPER-NOVA, either against Harvard Yale in a Titan Death match or against Harold Palmer in a normal match, depending upon whomever is the champion after the 2128-35 WAR OF THE WORLDS pay per holo-view.
9. MAIN EVENT – RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH – ROAD-RAYGE VS. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS: Road-Rayge defeated the Annihilators by disqualification following a brawl between Rayge and Krogon; however, since titles in Rings of Saturn Wrestling only change hands by pinfall or submission, the Annihilators are still the ROS Tag Team champions.

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WAR OF THE WORLDS PAY PER HOLO-VIEW

TitanDome; Titan, Saturn
Card #2128-35

1. Caleb Romero started off the pay per holo-view by getting a pinfall victory over his rival and former DANG THEY'RE TOUGH cast-mate Rick Vanover by way of the CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENT.

* The camera cuts to the backstage area, where former Heavenly Wrestling Association women's wrestler Shannon Egans is standing by in a business suit. Standing next to her is "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson.

SHANNON EGANS: Joining me at this time is thee Rings Of Saturn Women's Champion, "The Brahma Bessie", "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson. Rockelle, tonight you'll be defending the ROS Women's title against former Women's champion Destine. Can we get your thoughts? (Rockelle grabs the mike out of Shannon's hand.)

ROCKELLE JOHNSON: Finally...no, wait! I could never cut the type of promos my great-great-great-great grandfather Dwayne could. (She hands the mike back to Shannon) However, because I come from a famous wrestling family, I've got very large shoes to fill, and as you can see here, (Rockelle removes the ROS Women's title from around her waist and drapes it around her shoulder) I'm already on my way. Destine, you may have gotten lucky once when you took this title from me over a month ago, but I guarantee you that you're not going to get lucky a second time. You want this title? (She slaps the face plate) You're going to have to pry it from my cold dead hands. Like my ancestor always said...(She takes the mike from Shannon once again) "If you smell-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...what the Rock...is cooking!" (She raises "The People's Diva's Eyebrow" before handing the the mike back to Shannon and walking off.)

* At the announcers desk, play-by-play announcer Haley Nash and color commentator, former Heavenly Wrestling Association champion Victor E, promote the upcoming ROS Heavyweight title match between the champion Harvard Yale and the challenger, rising superstar Harold Palmer.

2. Zack Paris used the FRENCH BAGUETTE to force his rival OJ Evans to tap out. After the match, the “Mexican Fire Bull” El Toro Fuego stormed the ring and helped Zack deliver a double-team beat down to Evans, leaving him bruised and battered in the ring. When they left the ring, OJ recovered and challenged El Toro Fuego to a match on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

3. Bootylicious Bertha defeated Fey Linn by disqualification when the voodoo priestess smashed Bertha into the announcers desk outside the ring.

* The camera cuts to the backstage area, were Shannon Egans is standing by with Harold Palmer.

SHANNON EGANS: I'm standing here with the challenger in tonights Rings of Saturn Heavyweight title match, Harold Palmer. Now, Harold, tonight, you're going to be challenging the Harvard Law school graduate Harvard Yale for the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight title. How confident are you that you'll become the champion tonight?

HAROLD PALMER: I've only been with this promotion for a month, but in that short time, I've become a top contender for this promotion's richest prize. Still, I'm fairly confident that after tonight, I will become the new ROS Heavyweight champion. I just hope that if I do that Rosanne won't be jealous that "baby brother" won a title belt before she does.

SHANNON EGANS: Speaking of Rosanne, I take it from the language you use to speak of him/her that you see him/her as your sister rather than your brother.

HAROLD PALMER: Wouldn't you? She looks nothing like a male, but rather a beautiful female. So why shouldn't I refer to her as my sister?

SHANNON EGANS: Well, then. If I may ask a more personal question about you and Rosanne, which I'm sure would probably get censored because this is a family-friendly program, but we all know in the days of the Heavenly Wrestling Association the reasons Rosanne practices the art of "self-love", but why did you choose to practice it. I mean, it's obvious from your good looks that you could have any women you want, or any guy if you're into that sort of thing.

HAROLD PALMER: The "practice of self-love", as you call it, has medical benefits for men, includin reducing the chances for prostate cancer. But let's face it, like Rosanne always told me, with the almost infinite number of sexually transmitted diseases out there in the universe, "self-love" is the safest kind of love there is. So remember guys, "Practice safe sex, wear gloves". (Harold walks off.)

* At the announcers desk, Haley Nash and Victor E, promote the upcoming ROS Women's title match between the champion “The People's Diva” Rockelle Johnson and the challenger, Destine.

4. Gamma Ray defeated Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) by disqualification when Ace smashed Ray into the announcers desk outside the ring.

* A video promo for the ROS Shop Zone airs.

* Rick Vanover attacks Caleb Romero in the backstage area. During the assault, Caleb manages to slam Rick into the catering table, whip him into a stack of

storage pods, whip him into a PitsiPop machine, hit him with a CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENT (which fails to incapacitate him), and then nailing him with a gut wrench backbreaker before finally putting him away with an Olympic slam as ROS security arrives to escort Rick out of the building.

5. Wall Street defeated the Killer Whales by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between EZ Come and Orca.

* The cameras do a panoramic view of the capacity crowd at the TitanDome as the graphic for PitsiPop appears on the screen. PitsiPop – Half the Fizz, Double the Whizz-Bang!

6. Lady Contessa Windsor used the QUEEN'S DECREE to pin Plain Jane White.

* Ace Endehole is with his wife Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole in his locker room when Gamma Ray bursts in and attacks him from behind. As Sarah ran out of the room screaming for help, Ace battle back and smashes Ray through the locker room door and then smashes him into the wall. He then spots a stack of storage pods down the hall and whips Ray into them. Ace then spots a row of lockers and smashes Ray's skull into them. After a few seconds of back and forth fighting, Ace whipped Ray into another stack of storage pods. After whipping Ray into several more pods and smashing him into another wall, Ace grabbed a metal garbage can and smashed it over Ray's head. After smashing the garbage can over his head again and then smashing him into the wall, Ace went ALL IN to put Gamma Ray away as ROS security arrives to escort Gamma Ray out of the building.

* Harvard Yale is in his locker room getting ready for his ROS title defense with Harold Palmer when his rival Lord Alain Windsor appears and begins to stare him down.

HARVARD YALE: What do you want, Alain? Can't you see I'm busy?

LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: First of all, you low-life commoner, you shall show me the proper respect, I am Lord Alain Windsor of the British Empire.

HARVARD YALE: Yeah, whatever. You've got exactly two seconds to tell me what you want before I knock you on your blue-blooded backside.

LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: You're not fooling anybody thinking that you're a true champion. You fear the competition. Why else would you allow Moby Dirke to win by count out on SUPER NOVA?

HARVARD YALE: Wait a minute, you're basing your whole little rant off of my very first title defense? He knocked me out when he hit me outside the ring with that heart punch of his. If he really wanted to win the title so bad, he should've rolled me back in the ring after he knocked me out and covered me for the three count, but instead he chose to take the count out win. Why don't you go find him and ask him why he wanted the cheap win?

LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Your excuse is as thin as Haley Nash's receeding hairline.

PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER HALEY NASH (VOICE-OVER): Hey, wait a minute! My hairline is not receeding!

LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: You know, I used to respect you. We put the Heavenly Wrestling Association on the universal radar a few years ago when the bootleg footage of our very first match was voted the match of the year by all of the major wrestling publications, but now you're a mockery of a competitor.

HARVARD YALE: You know, any time you want to go one more time and set the universe ablaze again, just name the time and place.

LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: How about the next ROS pay per holo-view, MARTIAN MAYHEM?

HARVARD YALE: That's fine with me. And if I'm still the champion by then, ...

LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Not bloody likely.

HARVARD YALE: Nevertheless, if I'm still the champion by then, you've got a shot at it. I don't care where you are in the rankings. Now get out! (Lord Alain leaves Harvard's locker room as Harvard continues warming up.)

7. The Sk8-R Punks defeated the Quintessential Stud Muffins when Radik-L used the TOTALLY RAD to pin “Playboy” Mike Carter.

* The camera cuts backstage to Shannon Egans standing next to El Toro Fuego.

SHANNON EGANS: I'm here with the "Mexican Fire Bull" El Toro Fuego. Senor Fuego, earlier this evening, OJ Evans challenged you to a match on the next episode of SUPER NOVA. Will you accept his challenge? (The "Mexican Fire Bull" strokes his masked chin and then begins raising his index fingers repeatedly.)

EL TORO FUEGO: “SI! SI! SI!” (El Toro Fuego repeats his finger gesturing and screaming "SI! SI! SI!" as he walks off.)

8. Donna Trump defeated Penny Candy by disqualification when Penny smashed Donna into the announcers desk outside the ring.

* The camera cuts backstage to Shannon Egans standing next to Wall Street.

SHANNON EGANS: Wall Street, earlier in the evening, you picked up an impressive win over the Quintessential Stud Muffins. What's next for you two?.

EZ COME: We intend to continue their win streak and eventually become the Rings Of Saturn Tag Team champions. But if that doesn't happen, EZ Come...

EZ GO: EZ Go. It's as simple as that.

9. The TNT Boyz took on the 18 Wheelers in the next match. A mysterious woman came down to the ring with Tracey and Terry, later to be identified as their supervisor in the demolition company they work for and their new valet, Dinah Mite. The TNT Boyz won the match when Tracey used the Ground Shaker to pin Ken Wurth.

* The camera cuts to Penny Candy in her locker room.

PENNY CANDY: Donna Trump, we're not finished with each other by a long shot. You taking a disqualification victory just shows me how "cheap" you really are. You're nothing like your ancestor Donald. Do you want to really earn a win over me? I challenge youto a re-match on the next episode of SUPER NOVA. No disqualification, no count out. I'll see you on SUPER NOVA.

10. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH – (ROS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARVARD YALE VS. HAROLD PALMER: Harold Palmer became the new Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion when he used the FIVE SISTERS to pin the Harvard Law school graduate Harvard Yale. Harold will now face Moby Dirke for the title on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

* The TNT Boyz are in their locker room celebrating their win with their valet Dinah when the Quintessential Stud Muffins enter and try to put the moves on Dinah, who's not having any of it. Tracey and Terry challenge the QSMs to a match on the next episode of SUPER NOVA and agree to let them take Dinah out on a date if they win (which Dinah doesn't take too kindly to) if they would just leave her alone right now. When Carter and Bell agree to the match and leave the room, Tracey re-assures Dinah that everything will be all right and that he knows what he's doing.

11. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH – (ROS WOMEN'S CHAMPION “THE PEOPLE'S DIVA” ROCKELLE JOHNSON VS. DESTINE: The “Brahma Bessie” successfully defended her title when she used the PEOPLE'S ELBOW to pin Destine.

* A quick holo-vid vignette for the next ROS pay per holo-view, MARTIAN MAYHEM at the PitsiCo Arena plays.

* The camera cuts to the catering area, where the new ROS Heavyweight champion Harold Palmer is being congratulated on his title win by his peers, that is until Moby Dirke gets in his face and begins applauding.

MOBY DIRKE: Congratulations, "Harry Palmer". You're the new ROS champion. However, don't even think about holding the belt for very long because after SUPER NOVA, it's coming back to where it belongs, around my waist.

HAROLD PALMER: Any time, any where, any day. I'm not going anywhere.

MOBY DIRKE: OH, and by the way, make sure you wipe your "mess" off the face plate before you lose it to me. I don't want to be touching what you're planning to put on it. (Moby walks off.)

HAROLD PALMER: What was that supposed to mean?

12. MAIN EVENT – RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH – ROAD-RAYGE VS. (ROS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS) THE ANNIHILATORS: The Annihilators successfully defended the ROS Tag Team titles when Krogon used the FRANKEN-KROGON to pin Roadkill.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-36

1. El Toro Fuego used a deathjump cross body block to get a pinfall win over OJ Evans in their special challenge match.

* In the announcers pod, play by play commentator Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E show highlights of the El Toro Fuego vs. OJ Evans match, including how the “Mexican Fire Bull” won the match.

2. The “Andromedan Minotaur” Taurus defeated Caleb Romero by disqualification when Caleb smashed Taurus into the announcers pod outside the ring.

* Moby Dirke is interviewed in the backstage interview area.

* Lord Alain approaches Harvard Yale backstage and tells him that he should've listened to him when he said that Harvard wouldn't hold the ROS Heavyweight title for long, but it doesn't change the fact that they'll be facing each other at MARTIAN MAYHEM. Harvard tells Lord Alain not to worry, because he will get the title back, and he still intends on defending it at MARTIAN MAYHEM against him. But either way, he'll still be ready to tear the house down one more time with his rival.

3. TITAN DEATH MATCH: In a classic female vs. female war which saw the action spill out of the ring several times, Donna Trump used a corkscrew neckbreaker to pin her rival Penny Candy.

* In the announcers pod, play by play commentator Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E preview the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight title match between the champion Harold Palmer and the challenger Moby Dirke.

4. Gamma Ray used the APOCALYPSE SUPLEX to pin Zack Paris.

* In the announcers pod, play by play commentator Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E preview the special tag team challenge match between the TNT Boyz and the Quintessential Stud Muffins, with a date with the TNT Boyz' new manager Dinah Mite on the line.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the logo for the newest sponsor, GriffinGate Music appears on the holo-vid screen. GriffinGate is proud to announce the release of FLOTSAM & JETSON's newest techno-metal album, SPACE SPROCKETS, available on UniTunes.

5. Wall Street defeated the Sk8-R Punks when EZ Come used the Stock Plummet to pin Radik-L, putting them in line for a shot at the Rings of Saturn Tag Team titles on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the logo for PitsiPop appears on the holo-vid screen. PitsiPop – Half the Fizz, Double the Whizz-Bang!

* Shannon Egans interviews the ROR Women's Champion Rockelle Johnson in the ring.

6. Lady Contessa Windsor used the ROYAL PAIN to pin Bootylicious Bertha.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone! is played

* Shannon Egans interviews Gamma Ray backstage.

7. The TNT Boyz defeated the Quintessential Stud Muffins when Terry used the IMPLOSION to pin “Playboy” Mike Carter, denying the Stud Muffins the opportunity to go on a date with Dinah Mite. As per their pre-match agreement, the Stud Muffins can never again attempt to put the moves on Dinah.

* The “Jewish Lightning” Hiram Volte is backstage when the “Sioux Warrior” Bison approaches him and challenges him to a Sioux Strap Match at MARTIAN MAYHEM, which Hiram accepts.

* The Diamonds in the Rough cut a promo backstage, only to be interrupted by the Quintessential Stud Muffins. The two teams almost come to blows, but are restrained by ROS security. Interim ROS commissioner Massif orders the two to face each other on the next episode of SUPER NOVA before having them escorted out of the building in order to keep the peace.

8. NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions The Annihilators completely “annihilated” Rex Skye of the Skye-Scrapers, never allowing him to tag in his twin brother Lex, until Krogon used the FRANKEN-KROGON to get the pinfall win.

* The camera cuts backstage to Harold Palmer's locker room, as he's seen snickering as he is smearing some sort gelatin-like substance on the face plate of the ROS Heavyweight title before strapping it around his waist.

9. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAROLD PALMER VS. MOBY DIRKE: Before the match, after Harold removed the title and handed it to the referee, he whispers something into the referee's ear and they both begin snickering. The referee is careful not to touch the face plate of the belt as he holds it up to show the audience that the title was on the line. Whatever Harold had planned for Moby should he win the title failed to come to fruition as he used the Dirty Sanchez to pin the former ROS Heavyweight champion and successfully retain the title. As Moby lay in the ring, Harold grabbed his title and was about to leave the ring, but then a mischievous grin appeared on his face as he took the belt and began rubbing the face plate all over Moby's lips. Moby left the ring in disgust, spitting the gelatinous subject out of his mouth as he ran up the entrance ramp.

* In the announcers pod, play by play commentator Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E preview the match between the Diamonds In the Rough and the Quintessential Stud Muffins which has been signed for the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

10. MAIN EVENT – RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING WOMEN'S CHAMPION “THE PEOPLE'S DIVA” ROCKELLE JOHNSON VS. PENNY CANDY: Penny Candy put her loss to Donna Trump earlier in the evening behind her and used the LICORICE WHIP to pin the “Brahma Bessie” and become the new ROS Women's champion.

* After the show, Moby Dirke is seen searching the backstage area for Harold Palmer in order to get revenge for the rib he pulled on him after their title match, but as soon as he opened the door to Harold's locker room, a bucket that was perched on top of the door dumps the same gelatinous substance over Moby's head. The other ROS superstars begin laughing at him as the show ends.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-37

1. The Quintessential Stud Muffins defeated the Diamonds In the Rough when “Sexy Superstar” Aaron Bell used the BUMP & GRIND to pin Shawn Ross.

* Lord Alain Windsor enters the ring and cuts a promo on Harvard Yale, telling him that he'd better win back the Rings of Saturn Wrestling Heavyweight title tonight, because at the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view, he will become the new champion.

2. Despite dominating the “Mexican Fire Bull” during the match, including hitting him with a moonsault, Byron F. Goodrich lost to El Toro Fuego by disqualification when he repeatedly hit him in the head with a chair outside the ring.

* Shannon Egans interviews the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion Harold Palmer backstage concerning the whereabouts of his transsexual brother/sister Rosanne, who hasn't wrestled in ROS for quite some time. Harold said that it's not his place to divulge that information. However, he assured the fans that Rosanne will be back soon. Right now, the only thing he's concentrating on is defending the ROS Heavyweight title against Harvard Yale tonight, and if he's still the champion, he needs to prepare to face Gamma Ray on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

* Moby Dirke cuts a promo in his locker room on Harold Palmer, telling him (inbetween rinsing out his mouth with huge swigs of mouthwash) that his little joke on him is going to cost him big time. He's going to catch him some time, some where, and when he does, Harold's not going to be the only “female” in his family. (Did Moby just let the cat out of the bag as to where Rosanne is?)

3. Slojynn Fez defeated Gamma Ray by disqualification when Ray repeatedly hit Fez in the head outside the ring with a chair.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone! is aired. Right now, the ROS ShopZone is holding a close-out sale on Hiram Volte T-shirts which feature him holding the ROS Heavyweight title over his head while a bolt of lightning shaped in the Star of David appears over the title.

* Backstage, Shannon Egans interviews the Rings of Saturn Tag Team champions the ANNIHILATORS. They appear to be looking past Wall Street's challenge for the titles in the main event.

4. Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole defeated Donna Trump by disqualification when Donna repeatedly hit her in the back outside the ring with a chair.
* Shannon Egans interviews the Quintessential Stud Muffins in their locker room. Aaron Bell is still on an adrenaline high as he tells Shannon how easy it was for the Stud Muffins to put away the Diamonds In the Rough earlier in the evening. He's feeling so good that he attempts to grind up against her, which she's having none of, as she knees him in his groin before leaving the room in disgust as “Playboy” Mike Carter attempts to help his doubled-over partner.

5. Euphoria used the TIGER SUPLEX to pin the “Andromedan Minotaur” Taurus.
* Shannon Egans interviews Harvard Yale in the backstage interview area concerning his re-match with Harold Palmer for the ROS Heavyweight title.

6. Holly Pena used the PICANTE to pin Lady Contessa Windsor.

* Wall Street cuts a promo on the Annihilators in the backstage area in response to their interview earlier in the evening. They tell Pthalos and Krogon “Don't be looking past us tonight, or they'll be looking at the new ROS Tag Team champions...then again, on second thought, go ahead and look past, and then take a look at the new ROS Tag Team champions.”

* Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole and Holly Pena are backstage in the women's locker room swapping make up tips when Pandora approaches Sarah and challenges her to a match at MARTIAN MAYHEM, which she readily accepts.

7. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION PENNY CANDY VS. “THE PEOPLE'S DIVA” ROCKELLE JOHNSON: “The People's Diva” Rockelle Johnson is once again the ROS Women's champion when she used the ROCK BOTTOM to pin Penny Candy.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the logo for PitsiPop appears on the holo-screen. PitsiPop – Half the Fizz, Double the Whizz-Bang!, followed by the logo for GriffinGate Music. (Be sure to look for the new techno metal album from Flotsam and Jetson, SPROCKETS on U-Tunes.)

8. RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE RE-MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAROLD PALMER VS. HARVARD YALE: In short time, Harvard Yale once again became the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion after using the LAW REVIEW to pin Harold Palmer. After the match, as the two are shaking hands, Moby Dirke rushes the ring and clubs Harold from behind , knocking him down and Harvard into the turnbuckle. As Moby begins repeatedly stomping on the back of Harold's head, Harvard recovers and gives Moby a running reverse neckbreaker, sliding under the bottom rope and pulling Moby out of the ring while holding onto his neck. As they stand off ready to tear into each other, the ROS referees and security come out to separate the two and escort them to the back.

* A promo for the next ROS pay per holo-view MARTIAN MAYHEM is aired.

9. MAIN EVENT – RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH – WALL STREET VS. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS: The Annihilators successfully defended the ROS Tag Team titles, defeating Wall Street when Pthalos used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin EZ Go. After the match, Pthalos got on the mike and asked Wall Street “do you two idiots still think we're looking past you now?”