RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-38

1. ”MEXICAN FIRE BULL” EL TORO FUEGO vs. SLOJYNN FEZ: Slojynn Fez used the Cal Cutter to pin the “Mexican Fire Bull” El Toro Fuego.

* Herman Glop is in the backstage catering area with his wife Zelda when he is jumped from behind by Dewie Cheatham. As Zelda ran off to get some help for

Herman, Dewie attempted a scorpion death lock, but Herman countered and executed a German suplex on Dewie onto the catering table, sending food and beverages flying everywhere. He then grabbed a power cable and began strangling Dewie with it. He then threw down the power cable and scoop slammed Dewie. All of a sudden, he picked Dewie up and whipped him into the hover camera covering the backstage assault, nearly knocking it out of commission. Before he could follow it up, Dewie recovered and poked him in the eye, stopping his momentum. Unfortunately for Dewie, it wasn't enough to stop the momentum for long, because Herman went back on the offensive and hit him with another German suplex before picking him up and whipping him into a PitsiPop machine. Herman then picked Dewie up and slammed him through another catering table. Dewie battled back and whipped Herman through the women's locker room door, sending several of the women inside the room screaming and diving for cover. He picked Herman up and whipped him into a stack of storage pods. The fight went back and forth for several more minutes until Dewie's Native American manager from the Hatchascheemie Tribal Nation Howe appeared from out of nowhere and speared Herman, smashing his head into a wall and knocking him out as Zelda returned with ROS security. A few security personnel escorted Dewie and Howe from the building as two more security personnel check on the unconscious Herman.

* Lady Contessa Windsor cuts a promo, telling the ROS Universe that they're looking at the next ROS Women's champion, only to have her promo cut short by the "Brahma Bessie", who tells her that if she beats her in their non-title match this evening, she will give her a shot at the title next week on SUPER NOVA.

2. SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE vs. ANNA FALAXIS: In a quick match, Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole defeated Anna Falaxis by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

* Moby Dirke cuts a promo in the ring on Harold Palmer, telling him that if he thought he was being funny dumping "that stuff" on him two weeks ago that he'd better think again. When he least expects it, Moby will have his revenge. "From hell's heart I stab at thee! For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

3. 18 WHEELERS vs. QUINTESSENTIAL STUD MUFFINS: The 18 Wheelers defeated the Quintessential Stud Muffins when Peter Bilt used the OVERTURN to pin “Sexy Superstar” Aaron Bell.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the following sponsor plugs appear on the screen:

(Be sure to buy Flotsam and Jetson's debut techno-metal album, SPROCKETS, exclusively on uTunes!)

* In the announcer's pod, play-by-play announcer Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E. promote the non-title match between the TNT Boyz and their rivals, the Ring of Respect Tag Team champions the Annihilators.

4. HOLLY PENA vs. TUFFY NUFF: Holly Pena defeated her rival Tuffy Nuff by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

* In the announcer's pod, Haley Nash and Victor E promote the non-title match between Lady Contessa Windsor and her rival and current ROS Women's champion, the "Brahma Bessie", the "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson.

5. SK8-R PUNKS vs. BIRDS OF PREY: The Sk8-R Punks defeated the Birds of Prey when Gnarl-E used Get 2 Sk8ing to pin Peregrine.

* Shannon Egans interviews Lord Alain Windsor in the ring. Lord Alain goes on and on about how he's going to become the new Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion and humble Harvard Yale all at the same time.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone appears on the holo-screen, this week featuring the new Ace Endehole card deck, featuring Ace Endehole and Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole on the King and Queen of Hearts, respectively. The Ace Endehole card deck sells for 5 Federates. As an added bonus, if you act now, you'll get an autographed copy of the Ace Endehole and Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole King and Queen of Hearts cards, beautifully framed and suitable for display. The autographed cards come complete with certificates of authenticity and are sure to be collector's items.

6. EUPHORIA vs. MOBY DIRKE: Euphoria used the TIGER SUPLEX to pin Moby Dirke. After the pinfall, Euphoria quickly scooted out of the ring, and the referee followed to raise his hand. As Moby began to recover, a huge glob of the same white gelatinous substance which was dumped on his head when he went searching for Harold Palmer in his dressing room a few weeks ago came falling down on him as Harold was seen on the PitsiTron rolling on the floor laughing.

* Shannon Egans interviews the Sk8-R Punks backstage. They're looking forward to continuing their win streak and earn a shot at the ROS Tag Team titles.

* Harold Palmer cuts a promo in his locker room on Moby Dirke, telling him that since he's been playing the "Crying Game" lately over a harmless rib, he was challenging him to a Tear Gas Match at the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view. (For those of you who don't know what a Tear Gas Match is, it's a match I created several years ago in which two wrestlers are locked in a Plexiglas cage, where they battle each other while tear gas is constantly pumped into the cage. The object of the match is to stay in the cage as long as possible before succumbing to the gas and leaving the cage. Vacuum tubes surround the outside of the cage in order to pump any escaping gas out of the arena before it affect the fans. The rules for the Tear Gas Match can be found in the PDF Download Library section of the Filsinger Games Discussion Board.)

7. NON-TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION “THE PEOPLE'S DIVA” ROCKELLE JOHNSON vs. LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: Lady Contessa Windsor used the QUEEN'S DECREE to pin the”Brahma Bessie”. Because of this win over the ROS Women's champion, Lady Contessa will be scheduled to challenge for the ROS Women's title on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone appears on this holo-screen, this time selling the official Rings of Saturn logo T-Shirt, on sale for 30 Federates. If you act now, your name will be placed in a drawing for ringside tickets for four to the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view.

* In the announcers pod, Haley Nash and Victor E preview the main event match, in which the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion Harvard Yale puts his title on the line against Gamma Ray.

* A hover-limo arrives, and interim ROS commissioner Massif steps out. He walks through the backstage area and out to the ring, where he addresses the fans concerning the earlier attack on Herman Glop by Dewie Cheatham. He announces that at MARTIAN MAYHEM, Dewie Cheatham will face Herman Glop in a Cosmic Cage Match. Furthermore, to make things fair, both Zelda Glop and Howe will be barred from ringside for the match.

8. NON-TITLE MATCH – TNT BOYZ (w/DINAH MITE AT RINGSIDE) vs. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ANNIHILATORS: The Annihilators defeated the TNT Boyz when Pthalos used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin Terry.

* Tuffy Nuff is interviewed backstage by Shannon Egans. Tuffy tells Holly Pena that tonight wasn't the end, only the beginning. They will meet again, and next time there's not going to be any "cheap D.Q. wins."

9. MAIN EVENT – RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARVARD YALE vs. GAMMA RAY: Harvard Yale successfully defended the ROS Heavyweight title when the Harvard Law School graduate used the LAW REVIEW to pin Gamma Ray.

* Harold Palmer is walking back to his hover-auto while talking on the phone (presumably with his transsexual sibling Rosanne) when he is knocked to the ground by a force field surrounding his car. As he picks himself up and begins to search the area for whatever device is being used to prevent him from getting to his car, Moby Dirke pulls a cement truck up to the force field and begins pressing buttons in the truck. A small opening in the top of the force field appears, and the cement chute swings around to the opening, where several tons of cement are poured on top of the car, burying it. Moby opens the window of the truck and shouts "You want to play games, boy?! I can play 'em, too! I'll see you at MARTIAN MAYHEM, that is, if you can actually find a ride to the arena!" The camera fades as this week's show ends.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-39

* The camera fades in to the women's locker room, where Lady Contessa Windsor is walking through the door in order to start getting ready for her main event Rings of Saturn Women's title challenge. The current champion walks out of the shower with a towel covering her body. It looks as though the two are ready to come to blows right there when interim Rings of Saturn commissioner Massif steps inbetween them and tells them to save it for the main event.

1. SLOJYNN FEZ vs. SHEIK KHALID SIRHAN: Sheik Khalid was disqualified in his match with his rival Slojynn Fez when the referee caught him throwing powder into Slojynn's eyes. Since this was Slojynn's third consecutive victory, he will be scheduled to challenge for the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight title on the 2128-41 episode of SUPER NOVA.

* The camera does a panoramic sweep of the PitsiCo Arena as the sponsor plugs appear on screen:

(The debut album for Flotsam and Jetson, SPROCKETS, has entered its third week as the #1 download on uTunes! Get your copy today!)

* In the announcers pod, play by play announcer Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E preview the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view.

2. 18 WHEELERS vs. SNAKE OIL: The 18 Wheelers defeated Snake Oil when Ken Wurth used the FIFTH WHEEL to pin Flam.

* In the announcers pod, Haley Nash and Victor E preview the non-title match between the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion Harvard Yale and Vincent Valentin.

* In the locker room, Lord Alain Windsors cuts a orpromo on Harvard Yale, attempting to put himself over in preparation for his challenge for the title at the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view.

* The camera cuts to Shannon Egans, who interviews the TNT Boyz and their manager Dinah Mite. They are preparing to challenge their long-time rivals, the Annihilators, for the Rings of Saturn Tag Team championship at the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view.

3. SKYE-SCRAPERS vs. KILLER WHALES: The Killer Whales defeated the Skye-Scrapers when Willy used a side slam to pin Lex Skye.

4. SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE vs. DESTINE: Destine used a release German suplex to pin Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole.

* The camera does a panoramic sweep of the arena s the following sponsor plugs appear on screen:

(The debut album for Flotsam and Jetson, SPROCKETS, has entered its third week as the #1 download on uTunes! Get your copy today!)

* Shannon Egans interviews Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole in the women's locker room in order to get her thoughts on her match with her rival Pandora at the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view.

5. HOLLY PENA vs. PANDORA: Pandora used PANDORA'S BOX to pin Holly Pena.

* In the docking bay, Destine is walking to her hover-car when she's approached by her rival Plain Jane White, who congratulates her on her win, mentioning that she's going to need all of the momentum she's going to get when she faces her at MARTIAN MAYHEM.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone! appeared on the holo-screen. This week's special features the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer poster. NOrmally on sale for 19 Federates, today they've been discounted 35%, and you can buy it for 12 Federates.

6. EUPHORIA vs. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: In preparation for his once in a lifetime opportunity to defeat his long-time rival Harvard Yale and become the new Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion, Lord Alain Windsor used the UNION JACK DROP to pin Euphoria.

* In the announcers pod, Haley Nash and Victor E preview the Rings of Saturn Women's title main event match between the current champion the "Brahma Bessie", the "Great Gal", "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson defending the ROS Women's title against her rival Lady Contessa Windsor.

7. NON-TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARVARD YALE vs. VINCENT VALENTIN: The Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion Harvard Yale defeated Vincent Valentin by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

* El Toro Fuego is in the backstage area, cutting a promo, when he's interrupted by Vincent Valentin, who berates him for not speaking English, and then says he has a guaranteed way to make him speak perfect English instantly. Immediately, he slaps him in the face, and the two begin to roll around on the floor throwing punches, until interim ROS commissioner Massif and several ROS security personnel rush in to break up the melee. Massif immediately signs the two for a match at MARTIAN MAYHEM in a Ring of Respect Fight Without Honor match.

8. NON-TITLE MATCH – SK8-R PUNKS vs. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ANNIHILATORS: The Annihilators defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Pthalos used a flying elbow drop to pin Radik-L.

9. MAIN EVENT – RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION “THE PEOPLE'S DIVA” ROCKELLE JOHNSON vs. LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: The “Brahma Bessie” successfully held onto her Rings of Saturn Women's title when Lady Contessa Windsor was counted out of the ring.

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The official line-up for MARTIAN MAYHEM has been finalized:

THE MAIN EVENT

TEAR GAS MATCH

Harold Palmer
vs.
Moby Dirke

RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

The TNT Boyz (Terry & Tracey)
(w/Dinah Mite at ringside)
vs.
(Rings of Saturn Tag Team Champions) THE ANNIHILATORS (Pthalos & Krogon)

RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH

(Rings of SAturn Women's Champion) "THE PEOPLE'S DIVA" ROCKELLE JOHNSON
vs.
Lady Contessa Windsor

RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLING TITLE MATCH

(Rings of Saturn Heavyweight Champion) HARVARD YALE
vs.
Lord Alain Windsor

OPENING MATCHES

18 Wheelers (Ken Wurth & Peter Bilt)
vs.
Killer Whales (Orca & Willy)

Plain Jane White
vs.
Destine

Skye-Scrapers (Rex & Lex Skye)
vs.
Birds of Prey (Peregrine & Vulture)

Diamonds In The Rough (Shawn Ross & Casey Turner)
vs.
Quintessential Stud Muffins ("Playboy" Mike Carter & "Sexy Superstar" Aaron Bell)

FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR

"Mexican Fire Bull" El Toro Fuego
vs.
Vincent Valentin

Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole
vs.
Pandora

Slojynn Fez
vs.
Sheik Khalid Sirhan

COSMIC CAGE MATCH

Herman Glop
vs.
Dewie Cheatham

(both Zelda Glop and Howe are banned from ringside)

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* Before the opening theme screen to MARTIAN MAYHEM begins to play, a promo for the ROS ShopZone! appears on the screen. This week, the ShopZone! features the holo-video release of last month's WAR OF THE WORLDS pay per holo-view. Relive the night that Harold Palmer won the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight title and the altercation after between him and Moby Dirke which planted the seeds for tonight's Tear Gas Match main event. Get yours now for only 25 Federates.

* Shannon Egans interviewed Lord Alain and Lady Contessa Windsor as they stepped out of their hover-limo in the parking bay about their respective title challenges.

and

present

MARTIAN MAYHEM PAY PER HOLO-VIEW
PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars

Card #2128-40

1. COSMIC CAGE MATCH – HERMAN GLOP vs. DEWIE CHEATHAM: For the most part, Herman thoroughly dominated the former hover-ambulance chasing shyster lawyer in the Cosmic Cage before nailing him with the GLOP DROP and escaping the cage to begin the pay per holo-view.

* Moby Dirke cuts a promo in his locker room for his upcoming main event Tear Gas match with Harold Palmer, putting himself over.

2.SLOJYNN FEZ vs. SHEIK KHALID SIRHAN: After the Cosmic Cage was taken down, Slojynn Fez took on his rival Sheik Khalid Sirhan. It was a fairly decent back and forth match, but ultimately it took two HIMILAYAN HANGOVERs for Slojynn to pin the alleged Middle Eastern terrorist. As Fez's hand was being raised in victory by the referee, the “Sioux Warrior” Bison slid into the ring and delivered a forearm shot to Slojynn from behind. Khalid recovered and together he and Bison began stomping on the fallen victor of the match until the “Jewish Lightning” Hiram Volte ran into the ring to make the save. An all-out brawl ensued, and when Rings of Saturn security personnel, referees and wrestlers finally managed to break up the melee, interim ROS commissioner Massif ordered that Bison and Khalid face Slojynn and Hiram in a tag team Titan Death Match in two weeks on SUPER NOVA, due to the fact that Slojynn will be challenging the winner of tonight's Rings of Saturn Heavyweight title match for the belt on the next episode.

* The TNT Boyz collide in the locker room area, but before any punches could be landed, interim Rings of Saturn commissioner Masif stepped in between them and told them to save it for their upcoming Rings of Saturn Tag Team title match.

3. SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE vs. PANDORA: It was a good women's match, but all it took was the HAPPY ACCIDENT for Sarah to get the pinfall on her rival Pandora.

* Shannon Egans interviewed both Plain Jane White and Destine in the parking bay and gets their final thoughts about their rivalry match later tonight.

4. FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR – “MEXICAN FIRE BULL” EL TORO FUEGO vs. VINCENT VALENTIN: This match had its fair share of action both in an out of the ring, including the “Mexican Fire Bull” being suplexed several times onto a ladder. In the end, it took the VALENTIN'S DAY MASSACRE for Vincent to put away his rival.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone! appears on the screen. Right now you can own a copy of the Legends of the Heavenly Wrestling Association for only 60 Federates. Matches included in this holo-video collection include the night that Armageddon defeated Mensar to prevent the Heavenly Wrestling Association from permanently shutting its doors. Get your copy today!

* The Skye-Scrapers step out of their hover-auto in the parking bay, and Shannon Egans interviews them about their match with the Birds of Prey tonight.

5. DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH vs. QUINTESSENTIAL STUD MUFFINS: This match was pretty much a dud in the eyes of the fans, as it took a hurricanrana for the “Sexy Superstar” Aaron Bell to pin Casey Turner, who was never able to tag in Shawn Ross.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the sponsor plugs appear on screen:

(Flotsam and Jetson's debut techno-metal album, SPROCKETS, is the number one download on uTunes)

* Harold Palmer is in the backstage catering area reaching for a bottle of hydro-fluid when Moby Dirke kicked the table over, knocking all of the contents to the ground. Harold squared up to him, ready to throw down right then and there, when interim ROS commissioner Massif stepped in and had the two separated, telling them to save it for the main event. As they're being escorted back to their locker rooms, Massif could be heard saying "I'm getting too old for this."

6.SKYE-SCRAPERS vs. BIRDS OF PREY: The Skye-Scrapers and the Birds of Prey more than made up for the lack of excitement from the previous match, as the action kept spilling out of the ring and saw many high spot attempts. But in the end, all it took was a Skye-Plex from Rex Skye to get the pinfall over Peregrine.

In the anouncers pod, play-by-play announcer Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E preview the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight title match, pitting Lord Alain Windsor against his long-time rival, the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion Harvard Yale.

7. PLAIN JANE WHITE vs. DESTINE: Despite being dominated for the majority of the match, all it took was for Destine to nail her rival with trifecta suplexes to get the pinfall.

* The logo for the next Rings of Saturn pay per holo-view, BATTLE OF THE TITANS, set to take place in the TitanDome on Titan, Saturn, appears on the screen.

8. 18 WHEELERS vs. KILLER WHALES: Peter Bilt used the OVERTURN to pin Willy. Due to this being their third consecutive victory, the 18 Wheelers will challenge the winners of tonight's Rings of Saturn Tag Team title match on the next episode of SUPER NOVA for the titles.

9. RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARVARD YALE vs. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Harvard Yale proved to be the better man once and for all when he used the LAW REVIEW to pin his long-time rival and successfully defend the Rings of Saturn Heavyweight championship.

10. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION “THE PEOPLE'S DIVA” ROCKELLE JOHNSON vs. LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: Lady Contessa Windsor fared much better than her brother in her match, as she was able to used the QUEEN'S DECREE to become the new Rings of Saturn Women's champion. A re-match for the title has been scheduled for the next episode of SUPER NOVA

11. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH – TNT BOYZ (w/DINAH MITE AT RINGSIDE) vs. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS: The Annihilators successfully defended the Rings of Saturn Tag Team titles when Pthalos used the PTHALO-CUTTER to pin Terry.

12. MAIN EVENT – TEAR GAS MATCH – HAROLD PALMER vs. MOBY DIRKE: Despite Moby pinning Harold by way of a power slam, neither Harold nor Moby could withstand being in the Tear Gas cage any further and left the cage, ruling this match a draw.

[barnestormer]

SUPER NOVA PAY PER HOLO-VIEW

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-41

1. DINAH MITE vs. FEY LINN: Dinah made a successful Rings of Saturn wrestling debut when she used a step-up enzuigiri to pin the voodoo priestess.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as two new sponsor plugs appear on the screen:

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* The 18 Wheelers cut a promo in the backstage interview area, promising the fans that they will defeat the Annihilators and become the new Rings of Saturn Tag Team champions.

* The "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson is in the backstage commissary talking gossip with Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole and Ace Endehole when Lady Contessa Windsor approached them with the Rings of Saturn Women's title around her waist in order to gloat about her defeating Rockelle at the MARTIAN MAYHEM pay per holo-view to become the ROS Women's champion. Rockelle told her in no certain terms not to gloat for too long because she had every intention on getting back the title tonight.

2. SK8-R PUNKS vs. SNAKE OIL: Snake Oil was the winning team in this match after Flim used the BILL OF GOODS to pin Gnarl-E.

* A hover-auto arrived in the parking bay and Harold Palmer stepped out. AS he walked toward the door to the backstage area, he was blind-sided and tackled to the ground by Moby Dirke. All of a sudden, ROS security personnel, referees and wrestlers step in and separate them. Interim ROS commissioner Massif finally arrived and tells both of them that if they want each other so bad that they would get their wish at the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view..in an old school Galaxian Wrestling Federation Exile match. The loser of the match would not be able to wrestle in Rings of Saturn Wrestling for three months, meaning the loser would not be able to return to an ROS ring until 2129. To ensure a clear-cut winner in the match, he was making it Titan Death rules. However, until the time of that match, neither Harold or Moby could touch each other unless they are wrestling each other in a match between now and the pay per holo-view. If Harold or Moby were to lay even one finger on the other except in a match, the instigator would immediately be fired from Rings of Saturn. He then ordered that both of them be escorted off of the property.

3. CALEB ROMERO vs. “ANDROMEDAN MINOTAUR” TAURUS: Taurus came up the winner in this match by way of a disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring. After the match, Rick Vanover ran down to the ring and helped Taurus deliver a double-team beat down on Caleb until Hunter O'Ryan came down to even the odds. Interim ROS commissioner Massif came down to the ring after all of the wrestlers were separated by ROS security personnel, referees and wrestlers, and booked Hunter and Caleb to take on Taurus and Rick on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

* Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion Harvard Yale cuts a promo in his locker room on Slojynn Fez, wishing him luck in his challenge tonight for the ROS Heavyweight title, but then he tells him not to look for the Harvard Law School graduate to go easy on him. If Slojynn wants to become the champion tonight, he needs to bring everything he has in his arsenal tonight because that what he does every night in order to hold onto the title.

4. SKYE-SCRAPERS vs. QUINTESSENTIAL STUD MUFFINS: The Skye-Scrapers won the match when Lex Skye used a left-handed clothesline to pin “Sexy Superstar” Aaron Bell.

* In the announcers pod, play by play announcer Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E hype the upcoming BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view, adding that there's only been one match announced so far. As we learned earlier in the evening, interim Rings of Saturn Wrestling commissioner Massif has ordered Harold Palmer to face Moby Dirke at the pay per holo-view in a Titan Death rules match in which the loser would be exiled from the promotion until 2129.

* The camera pans the arena again as the following sponsor plugs appear on the holo-screen:

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5. HERMAN GLOP (w/ZELDA GLOP AT RINGSIDE) vs. VINCENT VALENTIN: Herman Glop came up the victor when he used the GLOP DROP to pin Vincent.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone! appears on the holo-screen. This week's deal is the BEST OF THE INTERSTELLAR INDEPENDENT WRESTLING video collection. This three vid-card collection is on sale now for 15 Federates, and includes the award-winning original bootleg holo-video of the first meeting between Harvard Yale and Lord Alain Windsor that spawned their feud and helped put the IIW on the map, taken from the person who originally shot it. (The bootleg's holo-videographer was fairly compensated for the original footage.) Get your copy today!

* In the announcer's pod, Haley Nash and Victor E promote next week's episode of SUPER NOVA.

* In the parking bay, Caleb Romero is walking back to his hover-auto when he is run over by another hover-auto, which drives off. Who just committed hit-and-run?

6. SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE vs. DESTINE: Destine won this match by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

* In the backstage commissary, the keyboardist/lead singer of Flotsam and Jetson, Flovia Tsamataki, walks up to the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer and tells him/her that he's his/her biggest fan, and then asks him/her why he/she hasn't been wrestling lately. Rosanne tells him that she's recently had surgery to become a full female but she still has another month until she was medically cleared to return to the ring. Flovia tells her that he knows what it's like, because he used to be a transsexual, as well, having had surgery five years ago to become a full male. Could there be a bit of romance striking up between the member of the #1 techno-metal band and the "ROS Transsexual Female"?

7. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP RE-MATCH – “THE PEOPLE'S DIVA” ROCKELLE JOHNSON vs. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: Lady Contessa successfully retained the ROS Women's title when she used the ROYAL PAIN to force the “Brahma Bessie” to tap out.

* Ms. Fitt walks into the women's locker room to see her boyfriend and Golden Gym partner Physiquiel standing behind Plain Jane White with his arms around her waist. She begins screaming at Physiquiel, believing that he's putting the moves to another woman. Jane tries to explain that he was only helping to train her, but Ms. Fitt wasn't hearing any of it and challenges her to a match on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.

8. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH – 18 WHEELERS vs. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS: The 18 Wheelers won the match by disqualification when Krogon smashed Peter Bilt into the announcers pod at ringside. However, the Annihilators are still the Rings of Saturn Tag Team champions.

* Lex Skye is walking to his hover-auto in the parking bay when Aaron Bell runs up from behind him and smashes him with a double axe handle, knocking him to the ground. Aaron picks him up and throws him head-first into the driver's side window, cutting his head open, before throwing him unconcious to the ground and running off as Rex Skye checks on his twin brother and screams for help.

9. THE MAIN EVENT – RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH – RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARVARD YALE vs. SLOJYNN FEZ: Slojynn Fez is the new Rings of Saturn Heavyweight champion after using a step-up enzuigiri to pin Harvard Yale. If no other competitor reaches 50 points according to the new OS-EP Point Ranking system, Harvard will exercise his rematch clause at the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view at the TitanDome on Titan, Saturn.

* After the show, the medics are taking Lex Skye away in a hover-ambulance to get checked out at the local hospital. Hopefully he will be able to return to action next week.

[barnestormer]

SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-42

* As the show opened up, the cameras cut to the announcers pod, where play-by-play announcer Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E announce that Caleb Romero was not medically cleared to wrestle tonight due to his run down in the parking bay by an unknown hover-auto driver last week, but he should be cleared to return to the ring next week. Given this information, interim Rings of Saturn Wrestling commissioner Massif has postponed the tag team grudge match pitting Hunter O'Ryan and Caleb Romero vs. the “Andromedan Minotaur” Taurus and Rick Vanover for next week's episode of SUPER NOVA.

1. HAROLD PALMER vs. BYRON F. GOORICH: Just as Harold had hit the FIVE SISTERS on Byron and was going for the pin, Moby Dirke jumped the security force field barricade separating the fans from the ring and pulled the referee out of the ring, and then whipped him hard into the announcers pod, knocking him unconscious. Moby then dared Harold, who was standing near the ropes yelling at him for ruining his match, to come down and “do something about it”, but before Harold could step through the ropes, he's blasted from behind with a chair by Byron, knocking him down. Byron executed the GOODRICH BLIMP, but as he went for the cover, another referee climbed into the ring and called for the bell, ruling the bout a no contest due to Moby Dirke's interference.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the following sponsor plugs appear on the holo-screen:

* GRIFFINGATE MUSIC: The debut album of techno-metal band Flotsam and Jetson, SPROCKETS, is currently celebrating its 5th consecutive week as the #1 download on uTunes!

* Nuke Acne Pads: The only acne cleansing pads with the atomic power of Tridellium 7. (Warning: The USFP Surgeon General does not recommend this product for human use, due to the cancer inducing levels of radiation in the active ingredient Tridellium 7.)

2. PLAIN JANE WHITE vs. MS. FITT: Physiquiel did not accompany his girlfriend and Golden Gym partner to the ring, preferring to allow her to settle her jealousy issues with Plain Jane on her own. Jane once again tried to explain that Physiquiel was only trying to help train her last week when Ms. Fitt found his arms around her waist, but she wasn't hearing any of it. There was nothing left to do but settle their differences in the ring. Did Physiquiel's training pay off? Well, even though Jane was able to hold her own against the Golden Gym member, she fell victim to the BOW-PLEX for the pinfall victory for Ms. Fitt.

3. ZACK PARIS vs. MOBY DIRKE: As Moby hit the HEART OF HELL on Zack, Harold Palmer ran down to the ring and distracted him long enough for Zack to recover and slap on the FRENCH BAGUETTE. The moment Harold saw Zack slap on the submission hold, he called for the timekeeper to ring the bell, saying that “Moby gave up”, giving the submission victory to Zack. Moby screamed bloody murder at Harold as he walked backwards up the entrance ramp, saying “I can't help it if you gave up, Moby (CENSORED)” before heading back to the locker room.

4. 18 WHEELERS vs, SNAKE OIL: The 18 Wheelers picked up the win when Peter Bilt used the OVERTURN to pin Flim.

* The camera cuts to Moby Dirke running into the parking bay, where he had been chasing Harold Palmer. However, Harold managed to get into his hover-auto and speed out of the PitsiCo Arena, narrowly avoiding Moby in his rush to leave unscathed.

5. SKYE-SCRAPERS vs. QUINTESSENTIAL STUD MUFFINS: Due to “Sexy Superstar” Aaron Bell throwing Lex Skye through the driver side window of his hover-auto last week, Lex suffered moderate lacerations to his face, but was still medically cleared to compete in this return grudge match. (He wrestled with “MINOR” injuries during the match.) The match ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Rex Skye and Aaron. This rivalry isn't over by a long shot, wrestling fans.

* The camera cuts to the office of interim ROS commissioner Massif. Massif is on a holo-video conference call with one of the majority shareholders for PitsiCo when Moby Dirke bursts in.

MOBY DIRKE: Commissioner Massif, declare my match with Paris a no contest! You know as well as I that I didn't give up.

MASSIF (TO SHAREHOLDER ON HOLO-VID PHONE): Listen, I'll call you back. I've got a minor nuisance to deal with. (Massif disconnects his call.) First of all, Dirke, there's a sign on my office door that said “Do Not Disturb.” That was an important business conference call I was on when you busted in. Second, next time, I'd better hear a knock and you'd better hear me invite you to enter my office before you just come busting in. Now, as for your match with Zack Paris, I'm not doing a damn thing about it. You screwed Harold Palmer out of a victory in his match earlier this evening, so it's only fair he returned the favor. He followed my instruction and didn't lay a finger on you, so as far as I'm concerned, you lost your match by way of submission.

MOBY DIRKE: What a bunch of...

MASSIF: Furthermore, I'm not having you two causing problems for each other each and every week until the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view, so I'm laying down some more ground rules. Unless you're scheduled to face each other in a match, you will both have a 100 foot restraining order. That means that if either one of you come within 100 feet of each other at any time, you're immediately fired. Second, I didn't appreciate you pulling the referee out of the ring and knocking him out just because you wanted Harold to lose his match. Therefore, if either of you two put your hands on another official, I don't care if he's a referee, security personnel,or a back office worker, whomever touches that person is immediately fired. Do I make myself clear? You'd better be saying “crystal clear”.

MOBY DIRKE (EXASPERATED): Crystal clear.

MASSIF: Now, get out of my office. In fact, security! (Two security personnel enter Massif's office) Please escort Mr. Dirke off the property. I'm tired of looking at him. (Moby leaves Massif's office, with the security guards following close behind, Massif then re-connects his holo-vid conference call.) I apologize for that. Now, as you were saying...

6. HERMAN GLOP (w/ZELDA GLOP AT RINGSIDE) vs. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Lord Alain used RULE BRITTANIA to pin Herman.

7. DINAH MITE vs. DESTINE: Dinah used the ANFO to pin Destine.

* The camera pans the arena again as the following sponsor plugs appear on the holo-screen:

* PITSIPOP - The soda with half the carbonation for more of that graet cola taste. PITSI-POP: HALF THE FIZZ, DOUBLE THE WHIZ-BANG!

* VISIT "SIN PLANET" SAADGAMOR. Acres and acres of casinos, hover-cycle race tracks and adult entertainment (featuring females of every species for those with a taste for variety.) Remember our motto: "What happens on Saadgamor will someday earn someone's wrath."

8. NON-TITLE MATCH: HOLLY PENA vs. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: The ROS Women's champion used the ROYAL PAIN to force Holly to tap out.

* Plain Jane White is seen leaving the arena in the parking bay when she's approached by Physiquiel.

PHYSIQUIEL: Tough loss tonight, kiddo.

PLAIN JANE WHITE: I'm sorry, Physiquiel. I tried my best, but I just wasn't any match for your girl.

PHYSIQUIEL: Don't worry about it, Jane.

PLAIN JANE WHITE: I guess the way that she threw me around the ring tonight you still haven't talked to her and tried to convince her you were just training me.

PHYSIQUIEL: No, she won't even return my holo-vid calls. I've never seen Missy get this jealous before. There's something more going on that I don't know about.

PLAIN JANE WHITE: Wish I knew what it was. Maybe she feels I'm getting more holo-vison time than her, but...(before she could finish, Ms. Fitt clubs her from behind and knocks her to the ground.)

MS. FITT: You just don't listen, do you (CENSORED)?! I told you to stay away from him! Now I'm going to make you leave him alone! You and me next week, Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere. (Security arrives to escort Ms. Fitt away from Plain Jane and Physiquiel.)

PHYSIQUIEL: Get out of here, Missy! You've done enough damage for one night!

MS. FITT: Don't call me Missy! As for you, Phil, WE'RE THROUGH! (Security escorts Ms. Fitt out of the parking area) GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF ME! (Physiquiel picks Jane off the ground.)

PHYSIQUIEL: Come on, kid. We've got a lot of work to do if you stand a chance at beating her next week.

9. MAIN EVENT – TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH: RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SLOJYNN FEZ & “JEWISH LIGHTNING” HIRAM VOLTE vs. SHEIK KHALID SIRHAN & “SIOUX WARRIOR” BISON: Sheik Khalid got himself disqualified in this main event grudge tag match when the referee caught him jamming a sharp object repeatedly into Slojynn Fez's head.

[barnestormer]

SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-43

* Before the show opened, Gamma Ray stepped into the ring and began cutting a promo, basically complaining about how he hasn't been booked for a match lately. Ace Endehole came down to the ring and told Ray to “get over himself” because he's not the only one who's been booked recently. There are other wrestlers and teams who haven't been given a match recently, but they aren't bitching and moaning like Ray is because they know that the ROS booking committee is doing the best that they can. Ray doesn't buy it and it looked like things were going to come to blows between the two when interim ROS commissioner Massif entered the ring and stepped in between the two, telling Ray that if he wants a match so badly that he can face Ace Endehole at the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view, and then has the two of them escorted back to the locker room.

1. TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH: HUNTER O'RYAN & CALEB ROMERO vs. “ANDROMEDAN MINOTAUR” TAURUS & RICK VANOVER: There wasn't a whole lot of tagging between either team, due to inexperience. It wound up mostly being Hunter and Taurus duking it out in the ring until Taurus tagged in Rick. The Hunter and Caleb won the opening contest when Hunter used a Double-A spine buster to get the pinall on Rick.

* Shannon Egans interviews Moby Dirke in the ring. She asks for his thoughts on his Titan Death match against Harold Palmer at the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view where the loser will be banished from Rings of Saturn Wrestling until 2129. Moby answered that he was looking forward to running ROS' resident (CENSORED) out of the company for the rest of the year. He then goes on to tell ROS Heavyweight champions Slojynn Fez that he hopes that he's had the title belt sterilized considering all of that “stuff” Harold put on it when he was the champion.

2. HAROLD PALMER vs. BYRON F. GOODRICH: Before the match started, as both competitors were coming down the aisle to the ring, the cameras spot the “ROS Transsexual Female” Rosanne Palmer in the crowd with her new boyfriend, Flotsam and Jetson member and fellow transsexual Flavia Tsamaki. Harold started off strong in the match until the momentum shifted to Byron, who began to dominate the match. Byron had hit the GOODRICH BLIMP, but only got a two-count. All of a sudden, the crowd turned its attention toward the area where Rosanne and Tsamaki were seated, as several masked men had grabbed the couple and were dragging them out of the arena. Harold immediately gave chase, jumping the security force field barrier separating the fans from the ring and getting himself counted out in the process. Unfortunately he was unable to prevent his sister and her boyfriend from being loaded into a hover-van and being driven off.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the following sponsor plugs appear on the holo-screen:

* VISIT "SIN PLANET" SAADGAMOR. Acres and acres of casinos, hover-cycle race tracks and adult entertainment (featuring females of every species for those with a taste for variety.) Remember our motto: "What happens on Saadgamor will someday earn someone's wrath."

* Nuke Acne Pads: The only acne cleansing pads with the atomic power of Tridellium 7. (Warning: The USFP Surgeon General does not recommend this product for human use, due to the cancer inducing levels of radiation in the active ingredient Tridellium 7.)

3. MILKY WAY FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH: PLAIN JANE WHITE vs. MS. FITT: Once the crowd had settled down after the excitement of Rosanne's and Tsamaki's abduction, it was time for the Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere match between Plain Jane White and the jealous Ms. Fitt. As much as Physiquiel would've loved to be at ringside to help coach his new protege, because of the violent nature of the match, he was not allowed to be at ringside. This match was everything it was billed to be...Plain Jane White slamming Ms. Fitt onto the souvenir stand...Ms. Fitt kicking Plain Jane all over the arena...Plain Jane hitting NOTHING SPECIAL in the exercise room but only getting only a two count, etc. Ms. Fitt won the match after hitting Plain Jane with the BOW-PLEX in the middle of the ring for the pinfall victory.

* The camera pans the PitsiCo Arena as the following sponsor plugs appear on the holo-screen:

* GRIFFINGATE MUSIC: The debut album of techno-metal band Flotsam and Jetson, SPROCKETS, is currently celebrating its 6th consecutive week as the #1 download on uTunes!

* PITSIPOP - The soda with half the carbonation for more of that graet cola taste. PITSI-POP: HALF THE FIZZ, DOUBLE THE WHIZ-BANG!

4. “JEWISH LIGHTNING” HIRAM VOLTE vs. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Lord Alain won the match when he used the RULE BRITTANIA to pin the “Jewish Lightning”.

* Shannon Egans interviews interim ROS commissioner Massif in the backstage area. He is highly “PTFO” about the abduction of Rosanne Palmer and Flavia Tsamaki, causing the count out loss for Harold Palmer. He suspects that Moby Dirke has had a hand in their abduction, so until they are safe and sound he is removing Moby from the main event tonight and substituting Herman Glop. Furthermore, Moby has until the end of next week's show to return Rosanne and Flavia safe and sound or he will be permanently banished from ever competing in Rings of Saturn Wrestling again.

5. SKYE-SCRAPERS vs, SNAKE OIL: Snake Oil is the victor in this match when Flim used the BILL OF GOODS to pin Lex Skye.

* Moby Dirke entered the ring and announced that it was unfair that he was being accused of abducting Rosanne Palmer and Flavia Tsamaki. He wasn't even in the building when it happened, therefore interim ROS commissioner Massif had no business threatening to banish him from ROS unless the couple were returned safe and sound. Massif came down to the ring and told him point blank that he didn't believe him and that his decision to remove Moby from the main event and any and all future ROS matches remains in effect until Ms. Palmer and Mr. Tsamaki are safe and sound. All of a sudden a transmission from the offices of GriffinGate Music comes onto the Pitsi-Tron. Flavia, Rosanne and GriffinGate owner Klevis Maggio appear on the screen together.

KLEVIS MAGGIO: Mr. Massif, Mr. Massif. Klevis Maggio here. Are you receiving me?

MASSIF: Yes, Mr. Maggio. We're receiving you.

KLEVIS MAGGIO: Good. I want to apologize for our theatrics in the way we grabbed Miss Palmer and our client, but we had to act fast. We'd gotten a tip that someone in your audience tonight was not there to watch your matches, but was hired to kill my client because he'd come out as a transsexual male. We feared for both our client's safety and for that of Miss Palmer, so I instructed my private security staff to bring them back to my office. My staff is working with the PitsiCo Arena security staff to identify the would-be assassin and arrest him or her on the spot, which is why all of the doors in the building have been sealed since Harold left the building when he tried to chase after us and will remain sealed until the would-be assailant has been taken into custody. The PitsiCo Arena security staff has assured us that no one else has attempted to leave the building.

MASSIF: I'm glad to know that Mr. Tsamaki and Rosanne are safe and sound. Have you informed Harold that his sister's OK?

KLEVIS MAGGIO: We picked him up just after he chased us out of the building. (Harold walks into the scene) As you can see, he's safe as well.

HAROLD PALMER: Hey, Massif. I'm sorry about taking off in the middle of the match the way I did, but I'm sure you'd do the same thing if it was your sister.

MASSIF: Don't worry about it, Harold,. What you did under the circumstances is completely understandable. Mr. Maggio, I have one other question for you. Are you in any way associated with Moby Dirke?

KLEVIS MAGGIO: No, Mr. Massif, I'm afraid I've never heard of him. Is he responsible for the attempt on Mr. Tsamaki's life?

MOBY DIRKE: Don't flatter yourself, Maggio. I could care less about Tsamaki. You're not putting his problems on me.

MASSIF: That's enough, Dirke. I'm sorry, Mr. Maggio. I had to ask. I'd suspected that Dirke may have had a hand in the abduction due to his rivalry with Harold, and I just wanted to make sure that he wasn't using you to set up some sort of elaborate story to disavow himself of any knowledge.

ROSANNE PALMER: I've got good news for you, Massif. I talked to my doctor before the show, and I've been cleared to return to the ring after the pay per holo-view.

MASSIF: That's good to know, Rosanne. (There's a small commotion in the section of the arena where Rosanne and Flavia were seated as PitsiCo Arena security takes a fan that was seated three rows behind into custody.) Mr. Tsamaki, I think they've just got your assailant.

KLEVIS MAGGIO: Mr. Massif, I'm getting the same report from your arena's security, as well. My apologies for the disruption in your show.

MASSIF: Mr. Tsamaki, any time you want to see one of our shows again, let me know. We'll have a backstage pass waiting for you. Perhaps we can even book your band to play a song during one of our shows.

FLAVIA TSAMAKI: That'd be wonderful. I'll leave it up to Mr. Maggio to handle the arrangements. (The transmission ends.)

MASSIF: OK, Dirke. It looks like you've dodged the hypersonic bullet this time. Unfortunately I can't put you back in the main event match tonight. Herman Glop is already here and he's ready to go. Therefore, since I can't have you causing any more problems tonight, I'm going to ask security to escort you out of the building once the doors have been unsealed. So, security, if you wouldn't mind escorting Moby off the property, please. (Security personnel enter the ring and escort Moby out of the building.) Now, RA-2500, please announce the next match and let's get this show back on track.

6. ZACK PARIS vs. DEWIE CHEATHAM (w/HOWE AT RINGSIDE): Dewie managed to escape the FRENCH BAGUETTE to use Lose If You Must to pin Zack.

* A promo for the ROS ShopZone! is played.

7. DINAH MITE vs. ANNA FALAXIS: Anna Flaxis won the match when she used the ALLERGIC REACTION to pin Dinah.

* Plain Jane White is in the women's locker room, where she cuts a promo, challenging Ms. Fitt to a Cosmic Cage match at the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view.

8. 18 WHEELERS vs. ROAD-RAYGE: The 18 Wheelers won the match when Peter Bilt used the FIFTH WHEEL to pin Roadkill.

* As Ace Endehole was walking toward his hover-car, he's blind-sided by Gamma Ray. The two begin to brawl in the parking bay. After several minutes of brawling, which included both men getting whipped into a Pitsi-Pop machine, Gamma Ray being whipped hard into the hover-cam covering the action, and Ace being whipped hard into a stack of storage pods, Gamma Ray used the APOCALYPSE SUPLEX off the top of a hover-van to knock out Ace. Gamma Ray stood over top of his fallen rival and tells him that he'll see him at the BATTLE OF THE TITANS before leaving the arena as the trainers check on Ace.

9. NON-TITLE MATCH: PENNY CANDY vs. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: The ROS Women's champion won the match after using a swinging neckbreaker to pin Penny.

* In the announcers pod, play by play announcer Haley Nash and color commentator Victor E hype the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view in a little over one week's time. Matches already announced are Ace Endehole facing Gamma Ray, Plain Jane White challenging the jealous Ms. Fitt in a Cosmic Cage Match, and the main event, Harold Palmer taking on Moby Dirke in a Titan Death Match where the loser will be banished from Rings of Saturn Wrestling for the remainder of the 2128 season.

10. MAIN EVENT: NON-TITLE MATCH: RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SLOJYNN FEZ vs. HERMAN GLOP (w/ZELDA GLOP AT RINGSIDE): Herman started off the match strong until he thew the ROS Heavyweight champion into the ropes and attempted a back body drop, only to have it reversed into a piledriver and a quick HIMALAYAN HANGOVER for the quick 1-2-3.

* The show closed with the camera panning the arena as a new sponsor plug appears on the holo-screen:

* BLUE DRAGON RESTAURANT: Founded by former Heavenly Wrestling Association wrestler Tokimasu Matsudaira, the Blue Dragon Restaurant features a wide

variety of Japanese cuisine at low prices. There are currently three locations, one in Osaka, Japan on Earth, one on Titan, Saturn, and now they're proud to announce their grand opening on Deimos, Mars.

[barnestormer]

(Starting with this week's results, I'm playing with Cerunnos' Neilson Ratings calculating system from the LOW Board, which is why I'm just posting quick results this week. Hopefully, I'll get back to more in-depth storytelling (if that's what you can call it) shortly.)

SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-44

1. WALL STREET vs. KILLER WHALES: Wall Street won the opening contest when EZ Go used the GREAT DEPRESSION to pin Orca. (CROWD RECEPTION [ACCORDING TO CERUNNOS' NEILSON RATING CHART]: FAVORABLE; NEILSON RATING: 3.1)

2. CALEB ROMERO vs. BYRON F. GOODRICH: Caleb was disqualified in this match when he repeatedly smashed Byron's head into the announcers pod at ringside. (RECEPTION: INDIFFERENT; NEILSON RATING: 3.0)

3. TNT BOYZ (w/DINAH MITE AT RINGSIDE) vs. BIRDS OF PREY: After an incredible back and forth battle between both teams, the TNT Boyz picked up the win when Terry used the C-4 to pin Vulture. (RECEPTION: FAVORABLE; NEILSON RATING: 1.1)

4. HUNTER O'RYAN vs. MOBY DIRKE: Moby put up a good fight, but in the end, he fell victim to the ORION'S BELT, resulting in a pinfall victory for Hunter. (RECEPTION: INDIFFERENT; NEILSON RATING: 3.0)

5. SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE vs. ANNA FALAXIS: Anna used the ALLERGIC REATION to get the pinfall on Sarah. (RECEPTION: FAVORABLE; NEILSON RATING: 2.5)

6. EUPHORIA vs. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Euphoria used the TIGER SUPLEX to pin Lord Alain. (RECEPTION: FAVORABLE; NEILSON RATING: 2.4)

7. 18 WHEELERS vs. SNAKE OIL: The 18 Wheelers were the victors in this contest when Ken Wurth used a cobra clutch suplex to pin Flim. (RECEPTION: UNFAVORABLE; NEILSON RATING: 2.9

8. DINAH MITE vs. MS. FITT: Despite being dominated for the majority of the match, all it took was a BOW-PLEX for the Ms. Fitt to pick up the pinfall victory over Dinah. (RECEPTION: INDIFFERENT; NEILSON RATING: 4.0)

9. NON-TITLE MATCH: BOOTYLICIOUS BERTHA vs. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: This match ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. (RECEPTION: INDIFFRENT; NEILSON RATING: 4.0)

10. MAIN EVENT: NON-TITLE MATCH: RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SLOJYNN FEZ vs. DEWIE CHEATHAM (w/HOWE AT RINGSIDE): Dewie ALWAYS CHEATed to get the pinfall on Slojynn when Howe grabbed Fez's legs as he was attempting to suplex Dewie into the ring from the apron and then held onto his legs while the referee registered the three count, however another referee entered the ring and informed the official referee of the infraction, which forced the official referee to reverse his decision and award the match to Fez by disqualification. (RECEPTION: INDIFFERENT; NEILSON RATING: 3.0)

NEILSON RATING FOR THIS WEEK'S SHOW: 2.9

[barnestormer]

With this week's SUPER NOVA results in the books, the line-up for the BATTLE OF THE TITANS pay per holo-view (Card #2128-45) has been announced:

1. BOOTYLICIOUS BERTHA vs. PANDORA
2. ACE ENDEHOLE (w/SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE AT RINGSIDE) vs. GAMMA RAY
3. DINAH MITE vs. DONNA TRUMP
4. WALL STREET vs. QUINTESSENTIAL STUD MUFFINS
5. TNT BOYZ (w/DINAH MITE AT RINGSIDE) vs. SNAKE OIL
6. HUNTER O'RYAN vs. DEWIE CHEATHAM (w/HOWE AT RINGSIDE)
7. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING INTER-LUNAR TITLE MATCH: EUPHORIA vs. BYRON F. GOODRICH (The Rings of Saturn championship committee announced the creation of this title within days of the end of the most recent SUPER NOVA holo-vision show. It is secondary to the ROS Heavyweight title. Due to the creation of this title, changes were made to the points ranking system in regards to title contention. Instead of needing 50 points to become eligible to challenge for the ROS Heavyweight title, a wrestler now needs 15, while a wrestler now only needs 10 points to become eligible to challenge for the ROS Inter-Lunar title. Tag teams and females now only need 10 points to become eligible to challenge for their respective titles. Byron will be going into the pay per holo-view with 4 points, due to his count out victory over Harold Palmer two weeks ago and his disqualification win over Caleb Romero this week. Euphoria and Lord Alain Windsor were tied going into the pay per holo-view with 3 points. However, since Euphoria won his match against Lord Alain this week, he will be given the opportunity to face Byron for the newly-created Inter-Lunar title.)
8. COSMIC CAGE MATCH: PLAIN JANE WHITE vs. MS. FITT
9. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: 18 WHEELERS vs. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS (The 18 Wheelers became the first tag team to challenge for the titles under the new point ranking system by earning the required number of points to become eligible with a total of 11 points.)
10. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: ANNA FALAXIS vs. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPION LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR (Anna is the #1 contender for the title, despite only having 6 points, due to her having the highest number of points going into the pay per holo-view.)
11. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE RE-MATCH: RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SLOJYNN FEZ vs. HARVARD YALE: (Despite Hunter O'Ryan being the #1 contender with 6 points, Harvard Yale had yet to receive his re-match for the ROS Heavyweight title under the old ranking system, which is why the ROS championship committee has granted him the re-match for this pay per holo-view even though he is currently ranked #23 with -3 points. If Slojynn loses the title, his points will be reset to 0 and he will have to work his way back up the ladder to get another shot at the title.)
12. MAIN EVENT – TITAN DEATH MATCH (LOSING WRESTLER WILL BE BANISHED FROM RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE 2128 SEASON: HAROLD PALMER vs. MOBY DIRKE:

Get your picks in now as to who you think's going to win.

[barnestormer]

Things I'm looking to do in the near-future with Rings of Saturn:

I've already scouted through the arena list in the second edition of the GWF Files, looking for some small arenas within the solar system with which to hold some small weekly house shows to run in addition to the weekly SUPER NOVA holo-vision recordings and the monthly pay per holo-views. This is an effort to utilize all of the wrestlers, females and teams currently on my roster. Based on the GWF's main arena on Deimos, Mars, the Deimos Intergalactic Arena, which seats over 203,000 according to the book, I'm allotting the PitsiCo Arena a seating capacity of 50,900 (1/4 the capacity of the D.I.A), and looked for arenas with 1/4 of the PitsiCo Arena's seating capacity, which meant that they could hold no larger than 12,700 fans. In order to keep keep things split evenly, I'm looking to hold 4 weekly house shows, rotating the rosters each week so that they make appearances at each of the 4 smaller arenas while the wrestlers and teams with the best number of points will be featured on SUPER NOVA. The four arenas I've picked are:

1. ARIEL ARMORY; URANUS (Est. seating capacity: 8,700)
2. GLACIER SOUND; PLUTO (Estimated seating capacity: 9,100)
3. GREAT HUNTER LODGE; ORION (Est. seating capacity: 9,450)
4. IAPETUS SPORTATORIUM, SATURN (Est. seating capacity: 10,700)

Each roster will consist of 6 males, 2-3 tag teams (until I can create one more face team and one more heel team to allow for 4 teams per roster), and 4 females (which means that at the time of this writing, one of my heel females will be receiving her release unless/until I can create two more female faces and one more female heel to balance out the female roster). The rosters would then themselves be rotated to reflect the best performers being put on the A roster on down to the worst being put on the D roster. Let me know your comments on this.

[Cernunnos]

Everything looks awesome! ... I noticed that you are using my chart that I just made. Since you are actually playing with it, please let me know any kinks that you come across, or any improvements you feel should be made so that I can smooth the tool out a bit! =)