RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING

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I tried to use PhotoBucket to add the ROS logo, but for some reason it wouldn't show, so I had to upload the logo to my Unified Independent Wrestling Angelfire site in order for it to show like I wanted.

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HOLO-VISION RECORDING
PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars

Card #2128-19

1. Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin Slojynn Fez.
2. Pandora continued her winning streak when she used the PANDORA'S BOX to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
3. Euphoria defeated the "Sioux Warrior" Bison by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.
4. Plain Jane White used the NOTHING SPECIAL to pin Fey Linn.
5. Lady Contessa Windsor defeated "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.
6. Gamma Ray defeated Physiquiel by disqualification when Physiquiel smashd Gamma Ray into the announcer's table outside the ring.
7. Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) used a heart punch to pin Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside).
8. The Sk8-R Punks defeated Snake Oil by disqualified when Flim refused to release the Tarantula hold he had on Radik-L before the referee counted to five.
9. Tuffy Nuff broke Penny Candy's win streak when Penny was disqualified for smashing Tuffy into the announcer's table outside the ring.
10. "Sensational" Sonny Owens used the Sensational Senton Splash to pin Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside).
11. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Killer Whales when Ken Wurth used the OVERTURN to pin Orca.
12. The Birds of Prey defeated Wall Street when Peregrine used a choke slam to pin EZ Go.
13. The Skye-Scrapers defeated Road-Rayge when Rex Skye used the SKYE-BUSTER to pin Roadkill.
14. NON-TITLE MATCH

[/B]: In a preview of their their title match scheduled for the Card #2128-20 SOLAR CRISIS pay per holo-view, Bootylicious Bertha used the BOOTY BOMB to pin ROS Women's Champion "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson.[/li]
[li]THE MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators defeated the TNT Boyz when Krogon used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin Terry.[/li]
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SOLAR CRISIS PAY PER HOLO-VIEW
PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-20

1. The "Sioux Warrior" Bison used the EXTINCTION to pin Euphoria.
2. Plain Jane White used NOTHING SPECIAL to pin her rival Destine.
3. Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin his rival Physiquiel.
4. The "ROS Transsexaual" Rosanne Palmer used Practice Safe Sex to pin his/her rival Anna Falaxis.
5. Lady Contessa Windsor defeated Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) by pinfall when Ms. Fitt attempted a sunset flip off the ropes, only to have Lady Contessa drop her knees onto her shoulders and grab her legs for the three count.
6. Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) ALWAYS CHEATed to pin Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside) when he threw powder into Herman's eyes.
7. Pandora used the PANDORA'S BOX to pin her rival Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole and extend her winning streak.
8. Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) used the HEADS UP to pin his rival Gamma Ray.
9. The Killer Whales defeated their rivals the Sk8-R Punks when Orca used the BEACH WHALES to pin Gnarl-E.
10. Holly Pena used the PICANTE to pin her rival Tuffy Nuff.
11. Wall Street defeated their rivals Snake Oil when EZ Come used the WINDFALL to pin Flam.
12. The Birds of Prey defeated their rivals the Skye-Scrapers when Peregrine used the FALCON'S CLAW to pin Rex Skye.
13. ROS WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: Bootylicious Bertha defeated ROS Women's Champion "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson by disqualification when the "Brahma Bessie" smashed Bertha into the announcer's table outside the ring, but Rockelle still left the PitsiCo Arena with the ROS Women's title around her waist.
14. ROS HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: ROS Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte used a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker to pin "Sensational" Sonny Owens and successfully retain the ROS Heavyweight title.
15. THE MAIN EVENT - ROS TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Road-Rayge defeated ROS Tag Team Champions The Annihilators by disqualification when Krogon repeatedly hit Roadkill in the back outside the ring with a steel chair, however the Annihilators still remained the ROS Tag Team champions.

AFTERMATH:

• Due to his three match win streak, Moby Dirke will be scheduled to challenge the "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte for the ROS Heavyweight title on the next episode of the newly named 'SUPER NOVA' Holo-Vision recording.
• Due their three match win streak, the Birds of Prey will be scheduled to challenge the Annihilators for the ROS Tag Team titles on the next episode of ROS 'SUPER NOVA'.
• Due to their three match win streaks, Pandora will face Lady Contessa Windsor on the next episode of ROS 'SUPER NOVA'. The winner will challenge "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson for the ROS Women's title on the following episode of 'SUPER NOVA'.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-21

1. Holly Pena defeated Destine by disqualification when Destine repeatedly hit Holly in the back outside the ring with a steel chair.
2. The "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer used the FIVE SISTERS to pin Fey Linn.
3. Physiquiel used the PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS to pin the "Sioux Warrior" Bison.
4. Donna Trump used a corkscrew neckbreaker to pin Plain Jane White.
5. Snake Oil defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Flam used a ddt to pin Gnarl-E.
6. Hunter O'Ryan defeated his rival the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus by disqualification when Taurus smashed him into the announcer's table at ringside.
7. Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) used the newly re-named ALL IN (formerly known as the HEADS UP) to pin Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside).
8. The alleged middle Eastern terrorist Sheik Khalid Sirhan used the ALLAH U AKBAR to in the exiled wannabe superhero from Megalopolis City Super-Duper Man.
9. Bootylicious Bertha used the BOOTY BOMB to pin Anna Falaxis.
10. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Killer Whales by disqualification when Willy repeatedly hit Ken Wurth in the head outside the ring with a steel chair.
11. The Skye-Scrapers defeated Wall Street when Rex Skye used the FALLING SKIES to pin EZ Come.
12. The TNT Boyz defeated their rivals Road-Rayge when Terry used the IMPLOSION to pin Rayge.
13. In a match to determine who would challenge "The Brahma Bessie" "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson for the ROS Women's championship on the next episode of SUPER NOVA, Lady Contessa Windsor broke Pandora's winning streak when she used the QUEEN'S DECREE to get the pinfall win.
14. ROS TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators successfully retained the titles with a win over the Birds of Prey when Krogon used the FRANKEN-KROGON to pin Peregrine.
15. THE MAIN EVENT - ROS HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: The ROS Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte successfully defended his title when he used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin Moby Dirke.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-22

1. Anna Falaxis used the ALLERGIC REACTION to pin Holly Pena.
2. "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah used the Satanic Stunner to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
3. Gamma Ray defeated Physiquiel by disqualification when the Golden Gym trainer repeatedly hit Gamma Ray in the head outside the ring with a steel chair.
   
   
4. Tuffy Nuff used the California Roll to pin Penny Candy. After the match, Penny's rival, Donna Trump, stormed the ring
   
   and assisted Tuffy in delivering a double-team beat down to Penny, leaving her laying bruised and battered in the ring. Once Donna and Tuffy left the ring to
   
   the jeers of the crowd, Penny recovered and challenged Donna to a Fight Without Honor on the next episode of SUPER NOVA.
5. Hunter O'Ryan used the ORION'S BELT to pin his rival, the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus.
6. "Sensational" Sonny Owens defeated Harvard Yale by disqualification when the Harvard law school graduate smashed Sonny into the announcer's table outside
   
   the ring.
7. Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid jammed a sharp object into Ace's
   
   head.
8. Donna Trump used YOU'RE FIRED to pin Bootylicious Bertha, and then got on the mike and accepted Penny Candy's challenge from earlier in the evening.
9. The Skye-Scrapers defeated Snake Oil when Rex Skye used the SKYE-BUSTER to pin Flam.
10. The Birds of Prey defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Vulture used a rear naked choke to force Radik-L to tap out.
11. The Killer Whales defeated the TNT Boyz when Willy used the BEACHED WHALES to pin Terry.
12. Road-Rayge defeated Wall Street when Roadkill used the DEVASTATION to pin EZ Go.
13. NON-TITLE MATCH: Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) defeated ROR Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte by disqualification
    
    due to a brawl outside the ring. Because this was Dewie's third consecutive victory, the ROS championship committee awarded him a shot at the ROS title on
    
    the next episode of SUPER NOVA.
14. NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators defeated the 18 Wheelers when Pthalos used the PTHALO-CUTTER to pin Peter Bilt.
    
    
15. MAIN EVENT - ROS WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Lady Contessa Windsor thought she'd win the ROS Women's title from "The People's Diva"
    
    Rockelle Johnson early when she executed a rolling German suplex, but to Lady Contessa's surprise. "The Brahma Bessie" kipped up and hit her with the ROCK
    
    BOTTOM for the pinfall win to successfully defend the title.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-23

1. Lord Alain Widnsor used the London Bridge to pin Super-Duper Man.
2. The "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer used the FIVE SISTERS to pin Slojynn Fez.
3. Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) used the BOW-PLEX to pin Fey Linn.
4. "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah used the WORMWOOD DRIVER to pin Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole.
5. Anna Falaxis used a release German suplex to pin Holly Pena.
6. Snake Oil defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Gnarl-E was disqualified for repeatedly hitting Flim in the back outside the ring with a steel chair.
7. Gamma Ray defeated Hunter O'Ryan by disqualification when Hunter smashed Ray into the announcer's table outside the ring.
8. Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) defeated "Sensational" Sonny Owens by disqualification when Sonny repeatedly hit Ace in the head outside the ring with a steel chair. Due to his three consecutive wins, the ROS championship committee has scheduled Ace to challenge the winner of tonight's ROS Heavyweight title match between champion Hiram Volte and Dewie Cheatham for the title on the next episode of SUPER-NOVA.
9. Wall Street defeated the Killer Whales when EZ Go used the Queens Line to pin Willy.
10. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Birds of Prey when Ken Wurth used the FIFTH WHEEL to pin Vulture.
11. Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Roadkill used the DEVASTATION to pin Tracey.
12. FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR: Donna Trump used YOU'RE FIRED to pin her rival Penny Candy. Due to her three consecutive wins, Donna was scheduled by the ROS championship committee to challenge "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson for the ROS Women's championship on the next episode of SUPER-NOVA.
13. NON-TITLE MATCH: Tuffy Nuff defeated ROS Women's Champion "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson by disqualification due to a brawl otuside the ring.
14. NON-TITLE MATCH: The Skye-Scrapers defeated ROS Tag Team Champions The Annihilators when Rex Skye used the SKYE-BUSTER to pin Pthalos. Due to their three consecutive wins, the ROS championship committee has scheduled the Skye-Scrapers to challenge the Annihilators for the ROS Tag Team titles on the next episode of SUPER-NOVA.
15. MAIN EVENT - RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Dewie Cheatham became the new Rings of Saturn heavyweight champion when he ALWAYS CHEATed to pin the now-former ROS Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte when he delivered a low blow to Hiram. Dewie won't have too much time to celebrate his title victory, since he must now defend the title against Ace Endehole on the next episode of SUPER-NOVA. Should Ace happen to win the title, the ROS championship committee has "contintengly" scheduled a triple threat match for the title at the HONOR, TITAN STYLE pa per holo-view.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars

Card #2128-24

1. Moby Dirke used a power bomb to pin the exiled wannabe superhero from Megalopolis City, Super-Duper Man.
2. Lord Alain Windsor used the RULE BRITTANIA to pin Euphoria.
3. The "Sioux Warrior" Bison used a running lariat to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
4. Gamma Ray used the APOCALYPSE SUPLEX to pin Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside).
5. Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) used the BOW-PLEX to pin Lady Contessa Windsor.
6. Snake Oil defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Flim used the BILL OF GOODS to pin Radik-L.
7. "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah used the Devil's Seed to pin Plain Jane White.
8. Penny Candy defeated Anna Falaxis by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.
9. Bootylicious Bertha defeated Tuffy Nuff by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.
10. The Killer Whales defeated the 18 Wheelers when Orca used the BEACHED WHALES to pin Peter Bilt.
11. The Birds of Prey defeated Wall Street when Peregrine used a brainbuster to pin EZ Come.
12. Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Rayge used the DEVASTATION to pin Tracey.
13. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: Donna Trump defeated ROS Women's Champion "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring, but the "Brahma Bessie" is still the Women's champion.
14. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators successfully defended the titles, defeating the Skye-Scrapers when Rex Skye was counted out.
15. MAIN EVENT - RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: ROS Heavyweight Champion Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) successfully defended the title when he ALWAYS CHEATed to get the pinfall win over Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) by having his manager from the Hatchaskeemie Native American tribal nation Howe hold down Ace's legs outside the ring as Ace was attempting to suplex Dewie into the ring from the apron.

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HONOR, TITAN STYLE PAY PER HOLO-VIEW

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars


Card #2128-25

1. Destine used trifecta suplexes to pin her rival Plain Jane White.
2. Physiquiel was disqualified in his match with his rival Moby Dirke when he smashed Moby into the announcers table.
3. Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole used a flying clothesline to pin her rival Pandora. After the match, as Sarah was celebrating her victory, Pandora recovered and clotheslined Sarah from behind, and then dragged her to the middle of the ring, where she repeatedly used hthe PANDORA'S BOX on her until she was dragged out of the ring by several referees and ROS officials. Sarah was hover-stretchered to the trainer's room, where it was determined that she would be out of action for two shows.
4. The "Sioux Warrior" Bison used the EXTINCTION to pin Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside).
5. Lord Alain Windsor used the Pedigree to pin his long-time rival, the Harvard Law School graduate Harvard Yale..
6. Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) used the BOW-PLEX to pin Fey Linn.
7. Lady Contessa Windsor used a bow and arrow submission to force Penny Candy to tap out.
8. Due to Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole's injury earlier in the evening at the hands of Pandora, Ace Endehole was forced to wrestle his rival Gamma Ray without his wife at ringside. This may have proved to be his un-doing because he was disqualified after smashing Ray into the announcers table.
9. The Sk8-R Punks defeated the Killer Whales when Radik-L used the TOTALLY RAD to pin Orca.
10. The TNT Boyz defeated the 18 Wheelers when Terry used the IMPLOSION to pin Peter Bilt.
11. Wall Street defeated Snake Oil when Flim refused to release the Tarantula hold he had on EZ Go.
12. The match between the Skye-Scrapers and the Birds of Prey ended in a double disqualifcation due to a brawl outside the ring between Rex Skye and Peregrine.
13. FOUR CORNERS MATCH FOR THE RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Bootylicious Bertha became the new ROS Women's champion, defeating "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah, ROS Women's Champion "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson and Donna Trump when she used the BOOTY BOMB to pin Donna.
14. RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators defeated Road-Rayge to successfully retain the titles when Pthalos used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin Roadkill.
15. MAIN EVENT - RINGS OF SATURN HEAYVWEIGHT TITLE RE-MATCH: The "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte defeated ROS Heavyweight Champion Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) by disqualification when the referee caught Dewie ALWAYS CHEATing by hitting Hiram with BRASS KNUCKS. Unfortunately for Hiram, since titles in Rings of Saturn only change hands by pinfall or submission, Dewie still walked out of the PitsiCo Arena with the title around his waist.

AFTERMATH:

1. Because of his three match win streak, Lord Alain Windsor will challenge for the ROS Heavyweight title on the 2128-26 episode of SUPER-NOVA.
2. Because of his three match win streak, Gamma Ray will challenge for the ROS Heavyweight title on the 2128-27 episode of SUPER-NOVA.
3. If Dewie is still the ROS Heavyweight champion by the 2128-28 episode of SUPER-NOVA, then he will defend the title against Hiram Volte once again, this time in a Titan Death match. However, if Dewie losed the title before then, Hiram will challenge whomever the champion is on the 2128-28 episode of SUPER-NOVA for the title.

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SUPER NOVA HOLO-VISION RECORDING

PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars

Card #2128-26

1. Destine defeated Holly Pena by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.
2. Slojynn Fez defeated his rival Shiek Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid repeatedly hit Fez in the head outside the ring with a chair.
3. Moby Dirke used a senton to pin his rival Physiquiel. Due to his three-match win streak, Moby will challenge for the ROS Heavyweight title on the 2128-29 episode of SUPER NOVA.
4. Anna Falaxis used the ALLERGIC REACTION to pin her rival the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
5. The Sk8-R Punks defeated the Killer Whales when Gnarl-E used the FACE PLANT to pin Orca.
6. The 18 Wheelers defeated Snake Oil when Flam was disqualified for giving Ken Wurth a low blow.
7. Pandora defeated Penny Candy by disqualification when Penny repeatedly hit Pandora in the back outside the ring with a chair.
8. Ace Endehole used the ALL IN to pin his rival Gamma Ray.
9. In a re-match from the HONOR, TITAN STYLE pay per holo-view, the Skye-Scrapers defeated the Birds of Prey when Lex Skye used a moonsault to pin Vulture.
10. Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Terry was disqualified due to a brawl outside the ring with Rayge.
11. When the "Sioux Warrior" Bison failed to pin the "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte by way of the EXTINCTION, he managed to get himself disqualified by repeatedly hitting Hiram's head outside the ring with a chair.
12. "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson used the ROCK BOTTOM to pin Lady Contessa Windsor.
13. NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators defeated Wall Street when Pthalos used a full nelson to force EZ Go to tap out.
14. RINGS OF SATURN WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: The ROS Women's title match between ROS Women's Champion Bootylicious Bertha and Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) ended in a double disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.
15. MAIN EVENT - RINGS OF SATURN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: In order to prevent Lord Alain Windsor to lay claim to his newly-won title, ROS Heavyweight Champion Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) managed to get himself intentionally disqualified by smashing Lord Alain into the announcers table at ringside. Because of this disqualification victory, Lord Alain will be given another opportunity at the title; however, due to the ROS title being scheduled to be defended by various opponents leading up to the second annual OS-EP BATTLE-BALOO cross-promotional pay per holo-view, the ROS championship committee is currently debating whether or not to give Lord Alain his title match opportunity at the pay per holo-view or wait until the 2128-31 episode of SUPER NOVA.

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Great stuff as always.