aceldamas presents CZW

[Pariah]

What a superb night for the Crist brothers! First, Dave retains the Wired Championship in a high impact bout against Danny Havoc... And then, Jake claims the CZW World Championship from his nemesis... Excellent show from top to bottom... Action-packed!

[aceldamas]

Pariah - Can OI4K's streak continue? They challenge for the tag team titles right here!

September 27, 2014
ROCKSTAR PRO ARENA
Dayton, OH

Shane Strickland def. A.R. Fox by pin
The two popular high-flyers squared off in a match that was all Strickland. Using his feet to lethal effect, Shane made the killshot with a missile dropkick.

Greg Excellent def. Drew Gulak by pin
Excellent controlled most of the match with his power advantage. His attack was deliberate, pounding his smaller opponent. Gulak was able to go to his submission-based arsenal for a short stretch, working his Gu-Lock finisher for a few minutes. Greg’s size was just too much for Drew. He put his impressive bulk behind an STO for the pin.

BLK Jeez def. Matt Tremont by DQ
What started as a classic power versus agility match-up degenerated into a wild fight outside of the ring. Tremont bloodied Jeez by ramming his head into the ring post. Jeez gave Matt a brainbuster at the commentary position while Tremont threw Jeez into the concession stand. The referee’s lenience ended with Tremont headbutting Jeez with a light tube. Tremont was disqualified but looked like the real winner of the fight.

Alex Colon def. MASADA by pin
Colon’s cockyness did not fade when The Ultraviolent Beast entered the ring. MASADA leveled him with a shoulder tackle but badly missed a running big boot in the corner. With his opponent slumped against the turnbuckles, Alex charged with a Shining Genki. Dragging MASADA out of the corner, Colon covered him for the surprise three count.

Kimber Lee def. Mia Yim by pin
Kimber Lee won decisively against her bitter rival. Mia fell to a Yoshi Tonic.

CZW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
OI4K def. BLKOUT(c)by pin
The Dayton crowd went crazy for the hometown boys as the OI4K chants were deafening. The Crists possessed the CZW World Heavyweight Championship and the CZW Wired Championship and were looking to add the tag team gold to their collection. CZW Champion Jake Crist dueled with Joker during the first stage of the match. Ruckus came in and he set the pace for a bit. Dave rolled out of the way of a Gangsta Splash and the Crists combined for an Irish Air Raid for the win, becoming the CZW World Tag Team Champions! The Dayton crowd went wild as Irish Airborne now hold all of the gold in CZW!

ULTRAVIOLENT PANES OF GLASS
Danny Havoc def. DJ Hyde by pin
Very early in the match, Havoc DDTs Hyde through a pane of glass propped up in the corner, getting a near fall. DJ struggled and Danny used a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire to bleed his enemy. Hyde and Havoc traded blows. Havoc set up a pane of glass between four chairs and puts Hyde through it with Total Havoc from the top rope for the win.


CZW Rankings

1. Jake Crist
2. Danny Havoc
3. DJ Hyde
4. Alex Colon
5. MASADA
6. Greg Excellent
7. Shane Strickland
8. A.R. Fox
9. Dave Crist
10. Ruckus

[Pariah]

HOLY SNAP! OI4K add the tag team straps to their trophy wall!

Surprised that Colon got what appeared to be a relatively easy win over MASADA... And Havoc vs. Hyde was an ultraviolent good time! Fantastic show!

[aceldamas]

Pariah - OI4K rule the Combat Zone! But will it continue? Read on!

October 18, 2014
FLYERS SKATE ZONE
Voorhees, NJ

As the show opened, Matt Tremont came out to the ring barking at the crowd, hyping them up. He got on the mic and claimed that no one was going to keep him out of the Combat Zone. Not DJ Hyde, not Drew Gulak or his bimbo. The Campaign For A Better Combat Zone made their appearance and surrounded the ring. Tremont pulled his fork out of his back pocket and prepared for a fight. Before it could go any further, CZW owner DJ Hyde came out. He expressed his disappointment in Gulak’s failure to run Tremont out of CZW. Gulak started making excuses but Hyde just stared at him blankly. “Shut up, Drew. Since you can’t seem to get things done, maybe your girl here can.”

Gulak and Kimber Lee looked at each other apprehensively. Drew started to usher Kimber Lee back up the aisle but DJ halted them. “Either she gets in that ring or the two of you can kiss the Combat Zone goodbye.”

Hesitantly, Kimber Lee returned to the ring and climbed into the lion’s den.


Kimber Lee def. Matt Tremont by DQ
Kimber Lee circled away from Tremont, making Matt and the crowd irate. She finally took the first shot with a forearm strike that dazed Tremont a moment before a wicked smile spread across his face. Kimber Lee used some hit and run tactics but once Tremont got his hands on her, she was on the receiving end of some vicious strikes. His opponent a rag doll, Tremont slammed her to the mat with a Uranage. Gulak jumped into the ring but Tremont sent him hurtling over the top rope and to the floor. Another Uranage set up the pin but, shockingly, Kimber Lee kicked out. Matt almost looked impressed. He tossed Kimber through the ropes and rummaged under the ring, emerging with a light tube. Gulak tried to sneak up on him but Tremont swung the tube in his direction, making him back off. Then, with deliberation, he headbutted Kimber Lee with the light tube. Drew was horrified. Kimber rolled on the floor, bleeding as the referee called for the bell. Tremont grabbed Kimber by the hair and dug his fork into the wound on her head then licked it. Officials came out to get control of Tremont and Gulak tended to his associate. The bloodthirsty crowd ate it up but some were visibly disturbed by Tremont’s actions.

Greg Excellent def. Ruckus by pin
This match saw Ruckus take a tremendous beating at the hands of Excellent, both inside and out of the ring. Greg took plenty of pauses in the action to eat fruit loops provided by a fan, drink some Mountain Dew, and rub his assorted, smelly nooks and crannies. Ruckus was able to fight back but Greg’s size was too much. An Excellent Driver finished the match and Greg strutted to the back.

BLK Jeez, accompanied by Joker, confronted Shane Strickland before their match. He made inflammatory comments and asked Strickland about the racism happening backstage with management. Shane told him he hasn’t experienced any. Jeez shook his head with disgust. “Alright, Mr. Oreo. Suit yourself.”

BLK Jeez def. Shane Strickland by pin
Jeez proceeded to school Strickland for a majority of the match. Shane put together a spectacular comeback and made it a contest. At the peak of Strickland’s momentum, Jeez made a timely reversal and planted Shane with a running tornado DDT for a three count.

CZW WIRED CHAMPIONSHIP
Dave Crist(c) def. A.R. Fox by pin
Fox got off to a fast start, hitting Crist with a continuous barrage of high-flying moves. The Wired Champion got in enough offense to stay in the match but Fox had him reeling. Some slick counters by Dave opened Fox up for a nasty superkick and the match came to a sudden conclusion.

Joker def. MASADA by DQ
The fans were treated to an unexpected exchange of counters by the two hardcore veterans. As MASADA started to get the upper hand, the match spilled out to the floor where The Ultraviolent Beast took the brutality up a notch by driving a handful of wooden skewers into Joker’s scalp. This went beyond what the referee could tolerate and he disqualified the perpetrator. MASADA was not happy and the ref had to hightail it from the ring area.

Alex Colon def. Danny Havoc by pin
Both competitors were riding a hot streak following big wins for each of them on the last show. Potential title contention could open up for the winner. As Havoc stepped out of the ring to greet some fans in the front row, Colon flew between the ropes, crushing Danny into the barricade. When Havoc didn’t get up, the referee checked on him. Confirming an injury, the ref ruled Havoc could not continue and Alex was awarded the win. The crowd in the Skate Zone voiced their displeasure.

CZW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TANGLED WEB MATCH
Jake Crist(c) def. DJ Hyde by pin
The hated Hyde would try to rest the CZW Championship back from Crist in this annual tradition: Tangled Web. Inside the ring and out was a hideous snarl of barbed wire interspersed with other ultraviolent objects.
Hyde got the early initiative as both men were wary of their dangerous surroundings. Jake starts getting the upper hand and DJ bails from the ring. Crist, not wanting to give his challenger any breathing room, charges after Hyde. DJ matadors Jake into a sheet of plywood wrapped in barbed wire. The flesh of Crist’s arm and back are shredded by the wire. The combatants struggled to the top of a scaffolding construction at ringside. They traded blows and both toppled off and onto a stack of tables wrapped in wire. DJ freed himself from the wire first and used a chair to grind Jake deeper into the wire. Hyde shoved Crist’s pin-cushioned body, weeping crimson, back into the ring. After dealing more punishment out to Jake, DJ set up for a Summoning Lariat, knocking Crist head over heels. The fans feared the end but Jake got his shoulder up at the last moment. Hyde didn't let up as he laid Jake on a table wrapped in jagged wire and dove onto him from the scaffold. Crist was a bloody mess and DJ continued to methodically dismantle him. Hyde hurled Jake over the top rope into a net of barbed wire constructed at ringside. Jake writhed, trying to free himself as DJ climbed to the top rope to jump onto him. Jake pulled free at the last moment and DJ landed in the mesh. Hyde dragged himself back into the ring where Crist was waiting for him with a frog splash for a near fall. Crist hit another frog splash followed by a tiger suplex for the pin. Despite his mutilated form, Jake once again overcame in ultraviolent fashion!


CZW Rankings

1. Jake Crist
2. Alex Colon
3. Danny Havoc
4. DJ Hyde
5. Greg Excellent
6. Joker
7. MASADA
8. BLK Jeez
9. Dave Crist
10. Shane Strickland

[Pariah]

Ok... Disturbing would be a bit of an understatement when it comes to Tremont's actions... Here's hoping Kimber Lee returns soon for a little payback...

Very happy that OI4K kept their stranglehold on the gold... That Tangled Web Match was the CRAZIEST! Your depiction of all things ultra-violent continues to astound and amaze... Loved it!

[aceldamas]

Pariah - The Kimber Lee/Tremont situation will be addressed on the next show after this one. In the meantime...

November 1, 2014
NYWC SPORTATORIUM
Deer Park, NY

A.R. Fox def. Matt Tremont by pin
Fox was quick on his feet but was soon being roughed up by Tremont. A pair of Uranages weren't enough to put Fox down. Fox turned things around by catching Tremont with a facebuster as he came off the top rope. A 450 Splash nearly pinned Matt who kicked out at the last possible moment. It took Low Mein Pain and two more 450 Splashes to put away the rugged death match wrestler.

Shane Strickland def. Ruckus by count out
Before the match could start, BLK Jeez came out and had some words for Strickland: “Last chance, man. Are you with us or do you want to be one of DJ’s little b***hes?”
Strickland shook his head, not wanting any part of whatever Jeez was planning.
Shane looked sharp at first but Ruckus’ experience put him in the driver’s seat. Strickland withstood an impressive array of moves and turned the tide by catching Ruckus as he climbed the turnbuckles. Some high-flying offense staggered Ruckus and Strickland flattened him with a moonsault dive to the floor. Ruckus waved off the match and left, giving Strickland the countout victory.

CZW WIRED CHAMPIONSHIP
Dave Crist(c) def. BLK Jeez by pin
The veteran Jeez outmaneuvered Crist at first but Dave got on a major roll, putting his opponent in a couple of pinning predicaments. Jeez took refuge outside of the ring and then sent Crist into the post to take the advantage. It was short lived, however, as Crist used the same tactic to get his momentum back. Dave kept the pressure on and looked to end it with a Double Stomp but Ruckus came to ringside, drawing the referee’s attention. The official ordered Ruckus to the back and Crist used a Head and Arm Trap DDT to finish the challenger.

ULTRAVIOLENT RULES
MASADA def. Joker by pin
The competitors traded blows with Joker coming out on top after a diving headbutt. This set up a Joker Driver that was as close to a three count as you can get with MASADA barely lifting his shoulder at the moment of defeat. Joker took the fight to the floor and rummaged under the ring for a weapon. He came up with a chair wrapped in barbed wire, slamming it into MASADA. Joker continued the assault in the ring but MASADA caught him with a superkick as he came off the top rope. The pair continued exchanges of offense. Two MASADAMIZERs had Joker in trouble. MASADA found a bundle of light tubes under the ring and brought them down on Joker’s head, blood turning his face paint into a gory mess. Joker tried fighting back but ended up being powerbombed through a sheet of plywood covered in barbed wire. Another MASADAMIZER finalized the brutality.

DJ Hyde def. Greg Excellent by DQ
These long-time rivals each used their weight to block the others offense but DJ eventually got off a Shadow Driver. Expecting the three count, Hyde was angered when Excellent kicked out. The crowd got on his case and he screamed at them that he’s their F’n God of Professional Wrestling. He used another Shadow Driver and again Greg kicked out. Shadow Driver number three also failed to get the job done and Hyde was losing it. Taking Excellent to the floor was a mistake as Greg body slammed Hyde against the railing, collapsing it and nearly crushing some fans at ringside. Greg started bashing Hyde with a steel chair and the referee called for the disqualification when he would not relent. Excellent rarely shows his serious side but tonight the Deer Park audience got to see it first hand, with devastating results.

CZW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Alex Colon def. Jake Crist(c) by DQ
Colon got a fast start against the champion. Jake rolled to the floor after a Shuffle Kick. Alex ran the apron and drove Crist into the corner of the barricade with a diving double knee smash. Rolling Jake back into the ring, Colon got a near fall after a Pop Up Driver. Colon looked like he was going to continue his win streak with a title victory after hitting the Done Deal but Crist kicked out at two. Colon wanted to do some more damage outside of the ring but Jake came out on top of the ensuing brawl and wrapped Alex up in a scorpion death lock assisted by a chair. When the champion refused to release the hold, he was disqualified.


CZW Rankings

1. Jake Crist
2. Alex Colon
3. Danny Havoc
4. DJ Hyde
5. Greg Excellent
6. MASADA
7. Dave Crist
8. Joker
9. BLK Jeez
10. Shane Strickland

[Pariah]

Really enjoyed the win by Dave Crist... Even though he lost, I'm happy that Jake Crist retained his gold as well...

A huge victory for MASADA... The Ultraviolet Beast must be getting closer to a title shot... Patiently awaiting Kimber Lee's return... The Bulldozer must pay!

As always, you've done an incredibly find job of translating CZW brutality into the written word... Excellent work!

[aceldamas]

Jun 23, 2015 17:01:57 GMT -5 Pariah said:

Really enjoyed the win by Dave Crist... Even though he lost, I'm happy that Jake Crist retained his gold as well...

A huge victory for MASADA... The Ultraviolet Beast must be getting closer to a title shot... Patiently awaiting Kimber Lee's return... The Bulldozer must pay!

As always, you've done an incredibly find job of translating CZW brutality into the written word... Excellent work!

OI4K's lock on CZW gold will be tested as we enter Cage of Death season.

MASADA, probably my favorite active hardcore wrestler, is sadly under-powered in this game. That being said, he has been racking up some wins and a title shot may be on the horizon.

Kimber Lee's stance on what happened may raise some eyebrows. Also, remember, The Campaign For A Better Combat Zone started the hostilities with Tremont...

thanks for the comments!

[aceldamas]

November 8, 2014
FLYERS SKATE ZONE
Voorhees, NJ

The Campaign For A Better Combat Zone came to the ring. Kimber Lee was the only one dressed in ring attire.  Once the heckling subsided, Kimber Lee addressed what happened at the last show in the Skate Zone when she was beaten and bloodied after DJ Hyde forced her into a match with Matt Tremont. She commented on the negative criticism the match received and how people were saying a woman should not have been put into that kind of situation. Many in the crowd clapped in agreement while a contingent of heartless CZDub fans jeered her. She continued by saying that one of the goals of the Campaign was for equality in the Combat Zone. This meant women should be able to wrestle men, including in hardcore matches. A mixed reaction from the crowd followed and Drew Gulak gave her a sideways look. She then went on to challenge Matt Tremont again. This time to an Ultraviolent Rules match. Gulak flipped his lid, trying to talk her out of it. Matt Tremont made his way out to the ring with a psycho glare in his eye. After mingling with the rabid Combat Zone fans, he asked Kimber Lee if she was sure about this and she resolutely nodded. Gulak tried to step in but Tremont raised his grill fork and chased Drew from the ring.

ULTRAVIOLENT RULES
Matt Tremont def. Kimber Lee by pin
Kimber Lee came out aggressively and got a one count with three straight Yoshi Tonics. Kimber Lee was all over Tremont until Matt no-sold a series of chops. Tremont began roughing up Kimber Lee and when she defiantly got back to her feet each time, he brought out the big guns. A Uranage by Tremont knocked Kimber Lee senseless and she was pinned. Relatively speaking, Tremont seemed to take it easy on her without getting ultraviolent. Drew Gulak looked like he was going to go after Tremont but Matt dissuaded him and took up a microphone saying he was done with the Campaign and they better stay out of his way.

CZW WIRED CHAMPIONSHIP
MASADA def. Dave Crist(c) by pin
Crist was overwhelmed by “The Ultraviolent Beast”. MASADA’s offense showed determination, unceremoniously dropping Crist on his head with Raining Blood and capturing the Wired championship.

BLK Jeez came out for his match with A.R. Fox accompanied by the other members of BLKOUT, Ruckus and Joker. Fox adopted a defensive posture but Jeez reassured him: “Chill, homie. Hey! Shane Strickland, bring your Oreo ass out here!”
Strickland appeared through the curtain looking a little miffed. Once he joined the others in the ring, Jeez continued. “Last call for all y’all n****s. The revolution’s about to go down. If you’re not with BLKOUT, you fall with the rest.”
Fox sneered and shook his head. “Aight, Fox. I knew you were a p***y. I’ll deal with you in a minute. What about you, Mr. Oreo? You still DJ’s b***h?”
Strickland raised his chin and glared.
“Ho, ho! You must really like kissin’ DJ’s white ass!”
Strickland blurted something that wasn’t picked up by the mic.
“Yo. What was that? You have something to say to DJ?”
Jeez held the mic out for Strickland to speak into.
“F*** DJ!”
Jeez laughed and Ruckus and Jigsaw looked at each other grinning. DJ Hyde’s music started playing and the CZW owner, dressed in a suit, came to ringside. He took up another microphone.
“F*** me? F*** me? Alright Strickland. You and me later tonight. I’m going to teach you some respect. You’re going to bow to your God of Professional Wrestling.”
DJ turned and walked away as Jeez cracked up laughing.
“Damn! You stepped in it now, Oreo. Ha, ha, ha! Now get out of here. Me and Fox got business.”

A.R. Fox def. BLK Jeez by DQ
Jeez began to take a young man to school but Fox rallied as the fight went to the floor and got a near fall after a 450 Splash. Fox’s reckless style did as much damage to him as his opponent but he stuck another 450 Splash and it looked like it was going to be over but Ruckus returned to ringside, drawing the ref’s attention away from the pin attempt. Fox and Jeez hit each other with all they had, turning it into a battle of attrition. A weary Jeez dumped Fox to the floor where Ruckus ran him into the post, drawing a disqualification. Ruckus helped Jeez to the back as the fans cheered a battered Fox.

Joker def. Greg Excellent by pin
This match was a total slobber-knocker. Both men were gassed and Excellent was nearly out on his feet. Joker finally ended it with a Joker Driver to get the hard fought win.

DJ Hyde def.Shane Strickland by pin
Hyde came to the ring in a surly mood, uncharacteristically ignoring the fans heckling him. Strickland looked half defiant, half worried. Strickland didn’t put up much of a fight as Hyde thumped him. A Summoning Lariat knocked Shane ass-over-teakettle and Hyde executed a overhead belly-to-belly suplex for good measure, securing the victory. DJ spit on Strickland before leaving the ring, having made his point.

Danny Havoc def. Jake Crist & Alex Colon by pin 
CZW World Heavyweight Champion Jake Crist faced his top two contenders in this non-title three-way match to potentially determine who would receive the next title shot. Fists and feet flew as the three men struggled for the advantage. Colon fell to the wayside as Havoc brought the hammer down on the CZW champion. Twice, Total Havoc got a near fall, then General Order 24 put down Crist for the unexpectedly fast pinfall.

The crowd started to grumble as Havoc’s hand was raised, not liking the short main event. They didn't have much time to protest as BLKOUT charged the ring and attacked Havoc and Crist. Joker and Ruckus, brandishing chairs, obliterated Danny and Jake as Alex sneaked away unnoticed. Dave Crist came out to help his brother but suffered the same fate. With all three men rendered semi-conscious, Ruckus and Joker held each one up in turn as BLK Jeez whipped them with a leather strap. All three of BLKOUTs victims screamed in agony under the lash, backs welting red and beginning to seep blood. The fans were visibly uncomfortable with the display. Once Havoc and the Crists were left to slump to the canvas, Jeez went into a racially inciting tirade against CZW and it’s management. Ruckus and Joker fended off officials trying to put a stop to the outrage and the tech crew finally had to cut sound on Jeez’ mic.


CZW Rankings

1. Jake Crist
2. Danny Havoc
3. Alex Colon
4. DJ Hyde
5. Joker
6. MASADA
7. Greg Excellent
8. Dave Crist
9. BLK Jeez
10. A.R. Fox

[Pariah]

Although I've enjoyed the recent escapades of the Airborne, it was great seeing MASADA claim the CZW Wired Championship... A well deserved win...

Would've liked Strickland to put down DJ Hyde, but it appears that BLK Jeez called it... Strickland stepped in something unpleasant by insulting the big boss...

The main event might have come to a premature end... But, has anything ever come close to the disturbing spectacle that followed? BLKOUT is sending a message to everyone in the company (management included)... Vicious!