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Post by TTX on Sept 12, 2017 10:37:43 GMT -5
Nightmare Palace
Nikki: Hmmmmm got to love a giant....especially one wearing gold.
Amaranth: Mmmmm, but then you have the Loophole Experts moving to the top of the ratings.
Eris: Thrash just couldn't take down the cop. He was too strong this evening.
Nikki: How about those other Gladiators...took the Road Warriors to the limit.
Eris smirks. Minion hands her a snake
Eris: They did. Perhaps next time it won't just be a draw either.
Nikki: Amaranth, what's this I hear about Gustav.
Amaranth glares.
Amaranth: There's nothing to it. I live only to rock and to serve you, Mistress
Nikki grins.
Nikki: As it should be.
Fade to black
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Post by Pariah on Sept 12, 2017 10:38:52 GMT -5
Congrats to the Eighth Wonder of the World on becoming the LXG Intercontinental Champion... The Beast put up an excellent fight, but beating Andre is a daunting task - Unless your AJ Styles, eh cruefan68? LOL!  That being said, this is one fed that certainly won't have any problems feeding Andre a steady steam of worthy challengers - With monstrous competitors like End of Days, Bigfoot and Disaster (just to name a few) running wild... Thoroughly enjoyed the brutal encounter between the Gladiators and the Roadies... The inevitable rematch will be exciting, no doubt... And it's fun to see Adrian Street and his partner, Playboy Buddy Loophole, at the top of the tag division... Best of luck on their quest for gold... Thrash looked strong in her match against the former World champ... Gotta wonder about this unusual triangle that's forming - Thrash, Muldoon and Homicide - and what might come of it... Absolutely entertaining, my friend... As always! |
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Post by Bri on Sept 12, 2017 17:30:17 GMT -5
Nightmare Palace Nikki: Hmmmmm got to love a giant....especially one wearing gold. Amaranth: Mmmmm, but then you have the Loophole Experts moving to the top of the ratings. Eris: Thrash just couldn't take down the cop. He was too strong this evening. Nikki: How about those other Gladiators...took the Road Warriors to the limit. Eris smirks. Minion hands her a snake Eris: They did. Perhaps next time it won't just be a draw either. Nikki: Amaranth, what's this I hear about Gustav. Amaranth glares. Amaranth: There's nothing to it. I live only to rock and to serve you, Mistress Nikki grins. Nikki: As it should be. Fade to black A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Special Fly on the Wall Report - (No I Don't Want Any Damn Fries): (The scene is from within Kevin Sullivan's newly purchased mansion...the front door bell rings). Delivery Guy From The Wicked Monk - (As he waits for a long time for the door to be answered, he grows impatient - however these burgers were prepared, he thought to himself - they smell absolutely horrible then the door is opened and he freaks) - Ahh...Shit! (He says at the sight of the orderer of the food). Gustav - No...Fries...Right. Just...Extra...Burger Delivery Guy - Jesus...Yeah man. That'll be $97.19. (As he hands over the sack of burgers) Gustav - Here...(Hands him the money). Delivery Guy - $98.00 you gave me! Gustav - AAAAGGGHHHHHH! (He bellows - which makes the delivery guy get in his car in record time). (As Gustav starts devouring the pungent food...he is joined by Murdok). Murdok - So...you were gone last night...for a while. Gustav - Had something...to...do. Murdok - Just what...exactly? Gustav - Pick...up dry...cleaning. Murdok - (Stares at him for a while and continues, as Gustav starts to eat another burger) - Whats that...you're listening too? Gustav - (Has a woman with a sexy voice playing scorching electric guitar recorded on of all things...a mixed cd...(as opposed to a mixed tape)), through the cd boom box he claims to have found). Murdok - She sounds really good...and really...familiar...whats this I hear about...Amaranth? Gustav - (he glares) - Theres nothing...to it...cd...came with...box...I only live to...eat burger...and serve you...Murdok. Murdok - Mmmmm...Is that so? Fade to black. |
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Post by TTX on Sept 12, 2017 17:48:15 GMT -5
Definitely a lot of fun, Bri.
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Post by Bri on Sept 12, 2017 17:50:56 GMT -5
Congrats to the Eighth Wonder of the World on becoming the LXG Intercontinental Champion... The Beast put up an excellent fight, but beating Andre is a daunting task - Unless your AJ Styles, eh cruefan68? LOL! That being said, this is one fed that certainly won't have any problems feeding Andre a steady steam of worthy challengers - With monstrous competitors like End of Days, Bigfoot and Disaster (just to name a few) running wild... Thoroughly enjoyed the brutal encounter between the Gladiators and the Roadies... The inevitable rematch will be exciting, no doubt... And it's fun to see Adrian Street and his partner, Playboy Buddy Loophole, at the top of the tag division... Best of luck on their quest for gold... Thrash looked strong in her match against the former World champ... Gotta wonder about this unusual triangle that's forming - Thrash, Muldoon and Homicide - and what might come of it... Absolutely entertaining, my friend... As always! Hey Pariah! Yep that was some title match for sure - Severn is a changed man from the possession he had to wrestle with. And he did put up one hell of a fight. But Andre the Giant is Andre the Giant right as long as it's not The Phenom! And you're totally right about the competition - some heavy hitters around. If they earn the chance then they get the shot. For a draw - The Gladiators / Road Warriors match was great! A rematch is definitely in the works Precious Paul is working out the details. I'm psyched about Street & Rose (The Loophole Wrestlers as Nikki says!) I hope they can get a shot at either the World or Hardcore Tag Belts soon! Muldoon just stoked the fire that is Homicide because he pissed him off - but some at ringside say Thrash seemed to get some kinky pleasure out of the whole spectacle. As cruefan68 would say - she's definitely a WILD CHILD. Very glad indeed you are digging the proceedings my friend!! The LXG swings for the seats as much as possible! Very grateful my friend. |
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Post by Bri on Sept 12, 2017 17:51:48 GMT -5
Definitely a lot of fun, Bri. Amen my friend - You totally Rock! |
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Post by Bri on Sept 13, 2017 11:06:32 GMT -5
A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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League News:
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New Wrestlers added as singles wrestlers only - She Devil, Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie, Witness, Coven Black And Solar Flair !
The following wrestlers will be competing as single wrestlers as well as a tag team:
- Epoch & Kill Prey.
- The Sheepherders.
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Rumor Mill:
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The spoils of war that the winners of The Lords of Flatbush Tournament are going to be exceptional - and well worth it...
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( 6 ) Fly On The Wall Reports:
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(1 of 6) : The Devil's Own:
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(The scene was The Prince of Darkness - Kevin Sullivans new mansion aka The Gingerbread House. As new recruits B.J. Whitmer and Damien Martinez worked out and / or sparred with some jobber wrestlers inside the ring Sullivan had built in his basement, Sullivan was in an important meeting with really only one other person inside his conference room - in spite of the fact that both Godsend and One Man Gang were also present):
Kevin Sullivan - What was that shit with dictating our terms with The LXG around me?
Murdok - (Smiling) - What...was that shit...with cutting off the meeting completely?
Kevin Sullivan - If it wasn't for me and my mastery of the occult...neither one of you (Meaning Murdok and Godsend)...would even be here from that portal they imprisioned you in.
Murdok - It's true...you did free us...however us being your servant...is just...not...happening.
(At this point Godsend, who is closer to Sullivan than Murdok, motions to Sullivan that he needs to whisper something to him...after a while...Sullivan slowly turns his head towards a startled Godsend and says):
Kevin Sullivan - That black magic you possess my friend..does not work on me...in order for it to work on someone they have to have a soul...(At this point Sullivan motions to Godsend that he needs to whisper something to him...but instead he loudly growls):
Kevin Sullivan - AND I DON'T HAVE ONE!!
(Now all four of them stand up and a fight almost breaks out...a few seconds pass after a series of bad ass stare downs occur and Murdok slowly says):
Murdok - Why don't we settle leadership of this the old way...they way they did years ago...from where I came from - one on one...inside the ring.
Kevin Sullivan (ponders the above for a moment and says to Murdok) - Deal...just you and me downstairs...but Gustav...is not the ref for this.
Murdok - Who then?
Godsend - Leave that to me...an impartial ref...is only a whisper away...I will see you both tomorrow (He stands up and leaves them)
Kevin Sullivan - Sleep well...Murdie...you're going to need all of your...beauty sleep.
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(2 of 6) : Alive She Cried :
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(The scene is the walkway that hugs the coast of Bay Ridge / Fort Hamilton Brooklyn, many people walk it, bicycle ride it, jog, fish or sit - the view is beautiful - to the left is the Verrazano Narrows Bridge that connects Brooklyn with Staten Island and to the right is the island of Manhattan with the New York City skyline...straight ahead is the sunset).
(As she sat on a bench facing the west...she finally stopped crying. She knew it was done...there was no going back...she blew it. The question now was should she stay here or maybe head somewhere else. Then it started again).
(She thought some guy was possibly following her...an older guy with shades...but then kept changing directions...she figured if he is following her...then she could lose him...but he's back).
(She could usually handle herself...but she felt unglued...she got up and walked back to The LXG arena...when she got there the arena was completely empty...she felt safe there...even relieved...then she heard someone slowly and methodically walking down the aisle...she slunk down in her seat...she was paralyzed with fear...the bootsteps came closer).
(Then he was there...right in the aisle next to her...he took a swig from a bottle of whiskey he had in the hooded sweatshirt he wore and knelt down next to her in the aisle).
Stranger (He took off his shades and said) - Hi...I followed you...from Shore Road.
Woman - (When he took off his shades he didnt seem like a threat at all...he was older...even much older than me...but there's something vulnerable but powerful, both Mr. Right and Mr. Right Now about him...and something...adolescent...but ancient in his eyes...and his presence...who the hell is this guy?).
Woman - You followed me?...how come?
Stranger - Because...you look like...you need...a friend.
Woman - (She kept gazing into his eyes...she couldn't help it...she tried to think...she wanted to hold him...for starters) - Could I have (and before she could finish her sentence he said):
Stranger - Absolutely...(and handed her the whiskey...which she took a rather large gulp of).
Woman - I do need...a...friend.
Stranger - And a man...naager...perhaps?
Woman - (She didn't want to smile...but couldnt help it...then he started...to sing to her):
I'm a Spy...In the house of Love...I know the Dream...that you're dreaming Of...I know the Words that you long to hear...I know your deepest secret fears...
(She couldn't believe his voice...the hairs were standing on her arms...she was quivering...all over).
(Then he sang...and moved in closer):
I know...Every...Thing.
(The Woman - (Phantasy) and The Stranger - (Jim Morrison), made ferocious love on the carpeted aisle..of the empty arena. Jim carved their names onto the side of the seat they met at and he took her back to his modest apartment in Sheepshead Bay.)
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(3 of 6) : Who Knows What Will Happen Next...
The Shadow Knows :
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(The scene is The LXG office of Little Beaver, Sky Low Low and now She Devil - but only Little Beaver was in. Theresa the LXG Receptionist was outside at her post when she buzzed Beav on the intercom):
Theresa - Beav...there's someone here to see you...I think hes...hes just a...God...I think.
Little Beaver - (very confused at first but then thinks (Oh yeah) to himself and says) - Please Theresa send him in.
(In walked a very tall and very powerfully built man - he was completely Silver - resembled the Silver Surfer from Marvel Comics - but this guy looked like he could kick the Surfers ass).
Endgame - Are you Mr. Low or Mr. Beaver?
Little Beaver - Hello Mr. Endgame...Omega told me you would be coming.
Endgame - There is much we need to discuss...it appears The Dominion are on the move.
(At this point - the sprinklers go off in Theresa's waiting room and Beav's office).
Little Beaver (as he's opening his umbrella) - We should go to our conference room until this storm subsides...please right this way.
(As Beav and Endgame walked out of the office and through Theresa's waiting room...she was already on the phone with facilities to turn off the sprinklers she set off with her molten lust...but blamed the maintenance crew).
Little Beaver - Is it bad?
Endgame - The Dominion are sending out scouting parties...they want...their wrestlers back...
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(4 of 6) : These Men Are An Island :
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(The scene is a relatively small Island just past The Verrazano Narrows Bridge between Brooklyn and Staten Island, but much closer to Staten Island. This relatively small and uninhabited Island is Hoffman Island. During World War II, the Island served as an anchor for the submarine nets that attempted to protect New York harbor from entry. But before that, it was a hospital full of quarantined immigrants who contracted disease en route to trying to immigrate through Ellis Island. This small & previously uninhabited Island now served as the home of the new alien stable of wrestlers to The LXG called - The Black Death).
Abroz - For the time being...we will all train exclusively for the sole purpose...of dominating this League...
Harbinger - This Wicked Monk has to be dealt with...if you and I are to regain our strength...and to thoroughly dominate...this planet.
Sur - This rebel Aethran colony is going to be a problem.
End Of Days - Why?
Bex - They're always a problem.
Abroz - I have thought of a solution...that I know you are all...going to love...Who better to keep Aethrans in line...than other Aethtans...The Overmaster is going to love...what I'm to inform him of...especially whom is calling himself...The New Minister Of War...
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(5 of 6) : Afghanistan Bananastan - Volume 2 :
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(From The Journal of Little Beaver).
(The scene is the extremely low meeting table in the principal living room of The Wicked Monks third level apartment at 332 80th street - The headquarters of Afghanistan Bananastan):
Sky Low Low - Shit...where's Dave?
Little Beaver - He called out today...said he didn't feel...(as he eats) normal enough to come in.
She Devil - Maybe we could conference call him in - (as she chows down on some of the various 50 eggrolls and sauces that The Monk's ladies have set out for all).
(A monstrously loud - DAMN! Is heard out in the spiral staircase just outside the door that leads to The Monks apartment - Behemoth (The Monks bodyguard and occasional battering ram) lets Ron Simmons in - he makes a beeline for the food, already getting some duck sauce on his BANZAI! Tshirt).
(The Wicked Monk emerges into the room and as is custom, one of his ladies bangs a small gong upon his entry...but this time he forgot and he grabs his head with both hands and almost fell down).
Father Jonathan - Whoa...are you ok?
The Wicked Monk - Why are you screaming?
Sky Low Low - So thats what a hangover looks like...what was her name?
The Wicked Monk - I partied at the house of...A Man of Wealth and Taste's...last night.
Bill Murray - Mick or Keith's?
The Wicked Monk - Look...(burping) lets get on with this...let's just say it's...all...Brooklyn's fault...(as he starts to laugh at his own private joke he gets a massive stabbing headache and grabs his head again).
(Everyone stared at each other in bewilderment and continued).
Little Beaver - O.K. first up we have word from Kevin Sullivan that they need two days time and then they will be ready to meet with us.
Sky Low Low - Hang on a minute (then proceeds to call Diamond Dave on speaker) - Dave?
David Lee Roth - Sky baby, Que Pasta?
Sky Low Low - What's going on are you ok?
David Lee Roth - I'm excellent to outstanding my good man...wait...ah shit it was today?...I thought our next pow wow was tomorrow.
Sky Low Low - Can you talk now?
David Lee Roth - Sure thing bro...just knitting meself some pants.
Bill Murray - You knit?...How come I can't picture that.
David Lee Roth - You could - If you saw what I was knitting.
(Sky and Beav exchanged confused looks and Sky says):
Sky Low Low - Dave can you get you're hands on another one of those bugs?
David Lee Roth - No problemo...who's the target this time?
Little Beaver - We have a meeting coming up at what I'm sure is a really strange place...could you bug a table at that meeting for us.
David Lee Roth - Consider it done Beav...you sexy beast.
(Little Beaver actually blushes a little).
(Plethador touches him reassuringly on the arm and says)
Plethador - It's ok. (As a perplexed Bill Murray looks on and then says)
Bill Murray - Beavie...In the words of...me...you my friend...are the little acorn...that becomes the oak.
(She Devil says under her breath to Sky - you're brother...is so cute! To which Sky replied under his breath - my brother...has only one ball!).
Little Beaver - The other problem we have is The Dominion...and this possible invasion...thingy...um...What do we do about that?
(For a while...all that could be heard in the room were crickets).
Plethador - The main thing is to stay positive...maybe its only a little invasion...half empty instead of half full, right?
David Lee Roth - What if we got an Alien cage next to the proposed Zombie cage at The Bronx Zoo.
Bill Murray - Trained, greedy, ruthless commandos are just a phone call away.
She Devil - We love you Dave.
David Lee Roth - I know...Me too.
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!!
(Up until this point, The Wicked Monk had just fallen asleep with his head cradled on one of his hands - But this particular DAMN - in his current state had terrible consequences...because it sounded 10 times louder than usual)
(As the ap on Little Beavers phone translated Simmons DAMN!! - a robotic voice that slowly and methodically said:
We...Need...More...Eggrolls.
The Wicked Monk was paralyzed with fear - he tried to scream, his face even contorted as though he waa screaming - but no noise came out of him - and he fell helplessly prone on his back - still with this horribly contorted face).
Sky Low Low - Ah Shit Simmy - I think you broke the Monk!...Neckless...Father Frankenstein...quick...get him up!
Bill Murray - You know this happened to Joe Cocker once back in the 70s...and he stayed down on his back...for days...All I have to say...is Thank God... we were here...
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(The scene is the sprawling and endless stone passageways and chambers that the Masons had built long ago several feet underneath Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. They had been uninhabited for quite sometime, these catacombs actually became a tomb at one point. But these catacombs are now torch lit and quite occupied):
Paralyze - Who was that...with Thrash heading to...her chamber?
Havoc - Him...
Paralyze - I don't trust...Him...war paint is one thing...but someone who hides his face completely...has problems.
Havoc - Nothing wrong with me...Thank the Gods.(As he paints his face with fresh blood - in between the twitching)...He's got a cool name though.
(Into this main room that they use as a war council chamber walks Disaster the self proclaimed and so far unchallenged New Minister of War):
Disaster - Keep training...you have to stay focused...like Thrash.
(Havoc & Paralyze shift their gaze towards each other for a second).
Disaster - These Road Warriors will be facing you as a team again soon...make sure you beat them decisively this time.
Paralyze - Animal is a problem...but I will make him go away.
Havoc - We had those assholes beat...that manager of theirs saved them from defeat...bunch of posers.
(The scene now is their home planet of Aethra...and in particular - the throne room of The Minister of War):
Aethran Overmaster - (As he has just concluded a hologram conference with The Black Death leader Abroz...he was beside himself with rage...he was beyond ripping the room apart mad...this was an anger that actually emanated from his very being).
Aethran Overmaster - (saying to himself in a low rumble...New Minister of War...as he waves The Leveler towards him) - Go find Probation and the tag team.
The Leveler - Overmaster...any tag team?
Aethran Overmaster - Not any tag team...THE tag team...the four of us are going to this traitorous land...this...Brooklyn.
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1. Old Timer Jeff King vs The Pride Of The Bronx Zoo - Deadline !
2. Bobby Eaton with Jim Cornette vs Kelly Klein with Clint Eastwood & Clyde !
3. Rowdy Roddy Piper & Cowboy Bob Orton vs. Tommy Rich & Blackjack Mulligan !
4. The American Dragon - Bryan Danielson vs. Bruiser Brody !
5. Mil Mascaras vs. LXG Hardcore Challenge Wrestler - Wolf - In A Falls Count Anywhere Match !
6. The Fallen Angel - Christopher Daniels & The Phenomenal - A.J. Styles vs Harley Race & Nick Bockwinkel with Bobby The Brain Heenan !
7. The Lords Of Flatbush Tournament - Match Number 1 - Team: Tag - We're It - The Valiants & The Killer Bees vs. Team: The Black Widows - Sensational Sherri Martel, Cheerleader Melissa, Penny Banner and Trish Stratus - 8 Man Tag Elimination Match !
8. LXG World Title Match - The Whole Fn Show - Rob Van Dam defends his title against Wrestlings Worst Nightmare (And Only Told From A Distance - The Cinderella Man) - Kevin Steen !
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Take it easy all !
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Post by TTX on Sept 13, 2017 11:32:05 GMT -5
Looks like a fun show as always.....it's crazy and weird and part of why I love it. Keep the dice dizzy.
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Post by Pariah on Sept 13, 2017 16:15:36 GMT -5
The storytelling continues to captivate and the lineup for the upcoming show looks simply superb, my friend...
The atmosphere surrounding Mr Mojo Risin' is nothing short of hypnotic... Which is probably why Phantasy fell for his poetic ramblings so quickly... That being said, Phantasy is a crafty sort and I've gotta believe that she'll use this connection for some manner of personal gain...
Very cool that Epoch and Kill Prey are found their way to the LXG... Cannot wait to see them in action...
Fallen Angel and the Phenomenal One taking on Handsome Harley and Bockwinkel on the next show... Should be an excellent test of their abilities...
And of course, we're all looking forward to RVD vs Steen for the top prize... Play on!
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Post by Bri on Sept 14, 2017 6:00:51 GMT -5
Looks like a fun show as always.....it's crazy and weird and part of why I love it. Keep the dice dizzy. Hey TTX!! That's very kind of you my friend. I guess I'm always tring to just stay loose and just do what comes naturally. You play a big part as does everybody who is in the seats for The LXG and let's me know they're thoughts and biggest hope of all for me is that they enjoy it. These feds are all theraputic little worlds we can all enjoy. For me that changes it from a "labor of love" to a passion. What's that John Cougar song - I think its Serious Business. Sex and Violence and Rock and Roll with a hefty sprinkling of theatre of the absurd! That seems to be my default setting - so I'm surrendering to my own universe. Here's to hoping the next card is fun and The Lords of Flatbush Tourney doesn't dissapoint! (Also very much looking forward to you're aCe Extreme not to mention the 512 battlimg it out). Happy Friday Eve Troy! |
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