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Post by Bri on Oct 24, 2017 6:32:24 GMT -5
Well, I've gotta say it... Even though they weren't one of my favorites going in, I was incredibly impressed with the Unpredictables throughout the Lords of Flatbush tournament... That victory was hard fought and well deserved... It does beg one question - Can it really be considered a reward when someone is granted a title shot against the Eighth Wonder of the World? YIKES! Best of luck, Mr Gargano... Stoked that the NEW Aethran Empire won the Battle of Independence... Even though Havoc's showing wasn't quite up to snuff... Disaster is an Aethran Wrecking Machine and got the job done... The intrigue continues to build in highly entertaining fashion during your Fly on the Wall segments... And that closing image of Roth and Murray walking in on the ceremonial dance being performed by Morrison and Phantasy was utterly priceless... Rave on, my friend... Rave on! Hey Pariah! I feel the same way, I was pulling for two teams to meet in the finals, The Marquee and Damage Inc. I didn't expect The Unpredictables to make it out of the first round actually. And Death & Destruction at first I thought perhaps they were too strong - Steen, Unbreakable Elgin and The Road Warriors. I think once The Unpredictables broke up The Road Warriors - that really levelled the playing field - by taking THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE out of the picture. Hawk wrestled his brains out in that match - would have been supernatural for him to somehow pull out that victory. I also agree with the "prize" of getting to wrestle a defensive Andre for the title. I would think Andre will retain unless Gargano can get his finisher fully loaded. Van Dam & Baba/Snuka definitely have there work cut out for them though. A sneak behind the curtain - Lethal and Van Dam will both have managers in their corner for that title match - Lethal will have Rodz and Van Dam will have Abdullah Farouk. The Forever Hooligans were the biggest suprise for me in the whole tournament. Unpredictable Rodz will also be in The Hooligans corner. Tough one to call. Totally jazzed that you are enjoying the intrigue - Afghanistan Bananastan also has their work cut out for them - more now than ever as Sly is starting to make his moves on the LXG chessboard. More to come from The Tee Pee on the roof. Jim's role will be increasing before he goes out on tour during month 6. As always amigo - I truly thank you. |
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Post by Bri on Oct 24, 2017 6:36:44 GMT -5
Those dice are super hot, Bri. Too much cool action to describe but I always enjoy the ride. Many Thanks TTX! Am very glad you are digging the precedings. Much more to come hopefully soon! |
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Post by Bri on Oct 26, 2017 15:05:08 GMT -5
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Special Fed News and Announcement:
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Commissioners Tournament:
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The Commissioners Tournament (To be refereed entirely by Sky Low Low) has now swelled to 32 wrestlers, with perhaps the strangest assortment of talent ever combined into one single no dq tournament.
1. Lou Albano:
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The Captain is representing of course his own wrestlers plus some of the newer guys who respect his achievements and legacy. He of course seeks revenge on Sherri Martel for being beaten unconscious with Solar Powered Vibrators on national (and now international) television by her during Viper's Pit.
2. Bobby Heenan:
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As well as representing his own family, he is still steamed about his missing half a million dollars that was stolen during the match when he faced the then Midnight Rider who later turned out to be the Unpredictable Johnny Rodz. Heenan wants the reigns to The LXG to administer his own justice.
3. Paul Ellering:
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Representing The Road Warriors as well as Kevin Steen & Michael Elgin (Two members of The Former Anti-Alien Group - The Terra Firma), they all hold similar ideals. These aliens need to be kept in line, especially all of the Aethrans with their obvious Road Warrior envy - and Precious Paul believes he's the man to get it done.
4. Jim Cornette:
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Another manager who is of a similar approach as Paul Ellering is to the current anti alien movement but is also anti Paul Ellering and his stable of wrestlers and sympathizers - as well as everybody else. He is having custom made very high quality tennis raquests made for this tournament.
5. Wince McCant:
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The owner of The WWE (World Wide Empire), used to be master of his own domain (so to speak) however now, his domain has been heavily compromised. Decending into a strange new reality internally while externally he has become Thantos's lackey. With false promises of intergalactic fed ownership, the alphabetically challenged McCant is starting to go bye-bye. If he wins, he will do Thantos's (and therefore The Dominions) bidding. But win or lose, he, his son Payne and daughter Betthany McCant are constructing something so diabolical...and strange...that it's difficult to talk about.
6. Castaway:
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A native from the planet that Sly Drury had ordered The Dark Menace to abandon Epoch on who is fanatically loyal to Sly Drury. Not much else is known at this time other than he looks like an older version of The Thing from The Fantastic Four. In his corner will be Sly Drurys - M.O.M. (Minister of Manipulation) - the dangerously attractive Fhanna.
7. Abroz:
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The leader of The Black Death stable and (unbeknownst to most) is trying to take over The Earth. He had The LXG Priest and Spiritual Advisor - Father Don Leo Jonathan resurrect a make-shift army of servants to do his bidding. In addition to these unscrupulous plans he found an Aethran spy within his midst and had her royally infected with the Black Death plague. She will be in his corner, her name is Alpha Female. Both sides of The Aethran War will not be pleased, at all.
8. Zaratticus:
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A dark magic wizard for hire that has migrated to The LXG for his own purposes actually - but has been approached by various parties within The LXG to procure sorcery for extraordinary amounts of money. In the order they approached him, they were - Sly Drury, Thantos then Wince McCant. What is his true agenda? What kind of man is really underneath that long grey cloak? Not sure. He looks like Gandalf if he was a registered sex offender, which doesn't help.
9. Smallie Biggs:
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The Incomperable Smallie Biggs has now moved his Delicatessen and Escort Service to The LXG presence on the Moon as a part of the restaurant thats within the casino. He represents Epoch and his expanding Third Reign that began once Epoch split Sly Drury's intergalactic crime groups presence on Earth - The Maffei - in half. Smallies fingers will be in every cookie jar in the universe soon if all goes according to Epoch's plans.
10. The Eradicator:
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He can best be described as a dwarf assassin from Assassin Island in The GWFZ. Not much is known about the mysterious masked assassin who came to The LXG not too long ago. Assassins are cool unless they are trying to kill you personally, so there's that to deal with. Sky Low Low assured all that no matter who he is he won't be able to kill our ratings, they will be indestructible.
11. Abdullah Farouk:
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Most in the tournament are asking for metal detectors to be put up as a pre-requsite for entry into the tournament. One was even constructed as an experiment that unfortunately went south real quick. The Fireball that the insulted Farouk threw at it ignited it within seconds and it burnt to an absolute crisp. Sky Low Low angrily told everybody three things in response to this; to just man up and deal with it, duck or run.
12. The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz:
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Since Smallie Biggs told him he's on his own now, Rodz fka The Midnight Rambler, has just been focusing on building his stable up. His group - The Inpredictables won The Lords of Flatbush Tournament and are poised to challenge for the biggest titles currently in The LXG. Now he wants to be the commish, and run things in quite an Unpredictable way.
13. Clint Eastwood:
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The movie star legend is frustrated with the way things are in The LXG because, things aren't his way. With a personal motto of growl softly and punch with brass knuckles, Eastwood has been training with his girlfriend Taeler Hendrix, (who will also be in his corner throughout it all), to win the commissionership so he can mold The LXG into his liking. Although he says he's doing it to make sure the ladies are protected in The LXG - he's really a control freak and all of it just completely turns Taeler on.
14. Jack Nicholson:
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Jack The Wicked, (as The Wicked Monk calls him), is in this to strengthen his as well as Ric, I mean Solar, Solar Flairs position within The LXG. He wants to be the boss, because power just completely turns HIM on. Flair is working behind the scenes to assemble a new and improved Four Horsemen who he will call The Figure-Four Horsemen. Having Jack The Wicked at the helm of The LXG will only help this group spread the dominance Jack and Flair wants.
15. Queen of the Night:
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A mysterious but stunning raven haired beauty that is willing to shed her long jet black cloak for the tiniest 2 piece black wrestling trunks anybody has ever seen. She was added immediately...as she figured. Off the charts beautiful, makes Sofia Vergara look like Ernest Borgnine. She is in fact the voice of The Dominion. The very same woman Thantos thinks he is playing. Drury once told her although Thantos was once my mentor he isn't to be trusted. She is here for her own reconnaissance...and kicks. She told them she hails from a place a long way off...in a place just south of Witches Valley.
16. Plethador's Replacement:
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Plethador was scheduled to compete in the tournament but he really needs to focus his attention on helping Father Don Leo Johnathan bounce back from the disturbed state he is in so someone suddenly appeared as a replacement. A midget in a red masque. He's a little perturbed because he wanted his ring name to be The Masque of the Red Death, but someone behind the scenes changed his legal name for the tournament. When asked to confirm his name in the tournament for the LXG Security Office, he begrudgingly said...Uniball - as the person who will be in his corner (She Devil) did an absolutely superhuman job of not cracking up at this suprise to her as well.
17. Brooklyn:
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Coven Black's woman, a former Miss Brooklyn beauty pageant winner...before she was embraced. He's got her right where he wants her...at least that's what she lets him think. Coven Black is expanding his operations within The LXG and Brooklyn as well. He wants her to be in control to secure his and his soon to be arriving Family of Blood members foothold within The LXG, especially with additional vampires starting to appear on the scene. Vampire wars are always to be avoided if possible and if Brooklyn takes charge, she will sink her fangs deep into The LXG and rule the roost.
18. Bryan Cranston:
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The Breaking Bad star has become a manager to the tag team of Lance Hoyt and Ox Baker and is only looking to build the greatest stable of all time, as well as help Epoch corner the market on the drug trade within New York City (for starters) - by teaching Epoch's crew how to produce a product that is superior to Swami's Stash. He's calling it Heisenberg's Cloud. Aaron Paul will be in Cranstons corner throughout the entire dizzying affair.
19. Lefty Righty:
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The Two Headed owner of The Bronx Zoo is doing this strictly for the publicity, he wants to capitalise on the wave of appreciation and thanks he's been receiving due to LXG Public Relation Manager - Bill Murrays brilliant but completely farcical account of the grand plan on letting the aliens (scouts from The Dominion) escape on purpose from his zoo to catch them at their mothership.
20. Ned Krotch:
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The embattled but now rallying Mayor of New York City (also due to Murrays ruse), is also doing this for the publicity, the votes of course but also for the most important reason, a cause that his deep within his...heart. His Extra Strength Pharmaceutical Rogaine is starting to kick in. His hair went from Zero Mostel to David Cassidy basically overmight. His cause of causes is to satisfy his third and final midlife crisis. He's looking to score and swing with as many lady wrestlers as he can, you could say, when he passes from this life, he is definitely going to go down swinging.
21. Sherri Martel:
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With a crown of smoke and a glowing vibrator for a torch, Martel has become somewhat of a demented Lady Liberty for women everywehere, a sign of independence and strength, especially within The LXG. If Lou Albano is the Bobby Riggs then Sherri Martel is definitely the Billie Jean King of The LXG. Basically (a now) unhinged version of Trish Stratus and a threat to her unofficial leadership of The LXG Womens movement.
22. Trish Stratus:
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The original code breaker if you will for women in The LXG. A pioneer for sure and now oddly enough, a fixture in the most recent commercials for Tang. She intends to show that she can kick ass inside as well as outside the ring, especially from the commissioners office. In her corner will be none other than her man - LXG Life Coach and Eclectic Entrepreneur - Diamond David Lee Roth, with whom she says everyday is truly an adventure, because he dives into things head first.
23. The Leveler:
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The robotic ring entourage to the wrestlers of the Old Aethran Empire, The Leveler will get his chance to wrestle for the first time in a long time. Not many people know this but inside the Levelers suit is actually the former Aethran Minister of War - Spike. (Thanks goes to barflymike4evers godson for that stroke of genius!!). A deeply twisted move on the part of The Aethran Overmaster where he is having Spike wrestle for power that he is forbidden to have while The Overmaster plans on continuing to have Spike be his puppet, or so The Overmaster thinks.
24. Magnumpi and Marbles:
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A gigantic savage simpleton and a genetically altered monkey respectively that had previously escaped from Vin Strutters cruel Greatest Show In The Galaxy traveling circus - were unfortunately recaptured by Strutter and his cronies. Once again he is attempting to have them do his bidding. Vin Strutters circus is literally in town and he wants the publicity as well as a chance to perhaps get back into the sport of wrestling. With M&M just looking to get free, it's anyone's guess how this will end.
25. King Mook:
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The sleasy gelatinous manager of Mayhem & Maddness Mason, one of the best, if not the best tag team to ever be a part of the NAWC, is looking to achieve as much power as possible as means to an end of satisfying a long and bizarre list of fetishes and appetites. A very tough man to outmanage, and a suprisingly brilliant, tactical man. You'll usually never catch him with his trousers.
26. Mr. X:
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The winless and inverted LXG Challenge Wrestler, has now crossed over into the realm of the impossible and is on the outskirts of the abstract. The self professed Patron Saint of The Intangible, is looking to show the world the true skill, heart, genius and sex appeal of a man who can now count past 21, who is no longer afraid of the dark, who can now jog on a daily basis an astounding 295 feet, who still has most of his strange bristle like hair. If this pear shaped egomaniacal crack pot actually wins the tournament, it will mark the beginning of the apocalypse.
27. Miss Linda:
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Exotic Adrian Street intends on rulling the world inside the ring and Miss Linda intends to rule everything else, pure and simple. With an iron fist inside a velvet glove. The LXG would become the living incarnate of The Rocky Horror Picture Show if this clown princess attains the power, the authority and the legions of servants at her beckon call that she desires. Some would tremble, some would quiver but mark her words it would be all about the anticip..............pation.
28. Tammy Sytch:
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As slick as she is sexy, Tammy Sytch knows what she wants and will stop at nothing to get it, for herself as well as her men Chris Candido and Randy Savage. The blonde bombshell is on a mission - she knows that she could run the LXG commissionership better than anyone else in this tournament. There's no telling what changes she would make.
29. Cherie Dupre:
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Having been the valet of Gorgeous George for so long, has taught her just about every possible way imaginable how to cheat. With the outward appearance of a 1950's algebra teacher she actually has the soul and essence of a pirate. As Captain Jack Sparrow said - The only rules that matter are these...what a man can do...and what a man can't do. She intends to not fight fair, at all.
30. Magnus Colby:
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A rich and devious manager who wants not only the world called Earth, but the Universe in the palm of his hand. Chaos Supreme, Star Slayer and Darkest Justice are just the beginnings of the dream stable he is trying to build. He is trying to position himself as the LXG commish for several reasons, even rumors are circulating that he may attempt to purchase the LXG outright. A man with a lot of baggage as well as a briefcase full of motives.
31. Chief Mojo Risin:
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After he had a vision and declared his intentions to compete for the job, his little Apache Rose (as he calls her), Phantasy is 100% behind her man. Perhaps the most unorthodox participant in the tournament, Morrison intends on having Phantasy in his corner for the tournament. Morrison says you should never judge a book by its cover. Morrison - You would never think that she knows 7 languages...you probably would doubt that she is a master of Universal politics...and I know you'd never believe me...if I told you what she could crack a walnut with.
32. Tom Prichard:
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He was a piece of work even before Kevin Sullivan got to him and now Sullivan just warped him completely into his demonic servant, whom Prichard is convinced is Satan himself. He's more of a shadow than a man at this point. A very dark pawn that Sullivan intends to use to further his master plan, to raise hell on Earth.
The Commissioners Tournament will begin starting on Month 4 - Card 15.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Post by Pariah on Oct 26, 2017 15:38:04 GMT -5
MAGNUMPI & MARBLES!!!
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Post by TTX on Oct 26, 2017 17:18:06 GMT -5
Nightmare Nikki: "Witches Valley? Nowhere near as interesting as Nightmare Palace" Amaranth: "Magnumpi and Marbles.....they could be the comedy hit of the year." Eris: "Zarraticus wouldn't know real magic if it smacked him in the face and stole his lunch money."
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Post by cruefan68 on Oct 26, 2017 22:13:57 GMT -5
I take a step away and I miss one of the biggest shows in LXG history! I thoroughly enjoyed Lucky 13 and it was great to see Bruno Sammartino triumph over Triple H inside the cage as well as The Unpredictables pulling of a huge Lords of Flatbush victory. Jim Morrison and Phantasy, Tee Pee, Diamond Dave and Bill Murray. Nuff' said. You are on a roll my friend and that upcoming commissioners battle looks like great fun. Keep doing what you do!
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Post by Bri on Oct 27, 2017 6:09:38 GMT -5
Hey Pariah! Truly the dark elephant? of the tournament. I have my favorites as to who I would love to see win, and they are definitely in there. Had to give em a shot. What the hell right? If Magmumpi can stay awake and not make a hot dog run in the middle of the match and Marbles can keep him focused and interfere as much as possible, it just might work. Lol. It is a no dq tourney actually - which totally works for these two. Here's to hoping for a completely unique tournament my friend!! As always it's much appreciated amigo! |
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Post by Bri on Oct 27, 2017 6:41:24 GMT -5
Nightmare Nikki: "Witches Valley? Nowhere near as interesting as Nightmare Palace" Amaranth: "Magnumpi and Marbles.....they could be the comedy hit of the year." Eris: "Zarraticus wouldn't know real magic if it smacked him in the face and stole his lunch money." Tommy Chong (exhales a significant cloud of smoke) - OH WOW!!!...That was awesome...Hey man (grabs Cheech Marins arm). Cheech Marin - HEY MAN...shit I was taking a cat nap man...whats wrong now? Tommy Chong - Did you see those three hot vampire chicks man? Cheech Marin - (Looks around furiously) Hot Chicks!! where man...(He then sees what Chong is in the middle of - Cranston's creation - Heisenbetgs Cloud) Oh man...you gotta slow down with that stuff man. Tommy Chong - That was awesome...I hope they come back man...I've seen the one with the guitar before man... Cheech Marin - Wait a minute...did they say anything? Tommy Chong - Yeah man...something about Magpies playing marbles in the Valley? Cheech Marin - This is freaky Holmes.. how did they know we're in California now man. Tommy Chong - I don't know...maybe they gotta gig man...hey I think we delivered to her before man. Cheech Marin - Vampires...oh shit...now we're gonna need some wood. Tommy Chong - Only wood we got is that plunger on the bus man. Cheech Marin - Gimmie some a dat man...so they're hot man. Tommy Chong - Yeah smokin...and they outnumber us man...just inhale deep...and maybe they'll come back man. (Hey TTX!! That was totally awesome - the Terrible Trio are always awesome to see in The LXG!!) |
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Post by TTX on Oct 27, 2017 6:48:46 GMT -5
glad you enjoyed it.....and Cheech and Chong gave me an early smile this morning.
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Post by Bri on Oct 27, 2017 7:16:59 GMT -5
I take a step away and I miss one of the biggest shows in LXG history! I thoroughly enjoyed Lucky 13 and it was great to see Bruno Sammartino triumph over Triple H inside the cage as well as The Unpredictables pulling of a huge Lords of Flatbush victory. Jim Morrison and Phantasy, Tee Pee, Diamond Dave and Bill Murray. Nuff' said. You are on a roll my friend and that upcoming commissioners battle looks like great fun. Keep doing what you do! Hey cruefan68! Thanks very much for that praise brother - it is much appreciated. Bruno vs Triple H was definitely fun to roll out. Triple H is of course there at the beckoning call of his Father in Law Wince McCant and part of Wince's bizarre plans of word I mean world domination. And Bruno has had enough of all of them at The World Wide Empire and is looking to stay at The LXG indefinitely and the fans as well as The entire LXG couldn't be happier. The Unpredictables definitely lived up to their name for sure and they all earned shots at the biggest of the LXG titles. Funeral services info for Johnny Gargano after his Intercontinental title match against Andre will be sent out right after the bell. Actually I don't know about that match. If Gargano builds up his finishers to full strength, you never know. More to follow with Chief Mojo Risin and his little Apache Rose, a sneak peek - a new segment is being worked into Viper's Pit - featuring Jim - to be shot from their tee pee high above the Afghanistan Bananastan / Blacks Coven building, called Celebration of the Lizard. Hope we all enjoy my friend!! |
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