A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 4 - Card 14 - Match Results:
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1. S.D. Jones vs Sherri Martel:
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As S.D. Jones stayed loose in the ring pulling on the ropes a few times and jogged in place a bit, the crowd awaited for Sherri Martel to arrive but it turned out that she was already there. She crawled out from under the ring - now with a completely shaved head and an abnormal smile.
Martel tore into S.D. Jones and didnt let up one bit with a barrage of brawling moves - completely outbrawling him inside and outside the ring. After she hooked the leg for the three count courtesy of a perfect Cross Body Block off the top ropes and got to her feet, she spat down at him.
Sherri Martel defeats S.D. Jones by Pinfall at the 3 minute mark.
(Martel +173 / Jones - 92)
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2. Davey Richards vs Sentinel:
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The fact that Sentinel was a foot taller and 140 pounds heavier than him didn't bother Richards one bit judging by the intense pre-match staredown as referee Torin Caelum went through his instructions to both of them just prior to the bell.
There were many who thought Sentinel was going to destroy Richards and at first that seemed to be the case, as Sentinel came out strong on offense culminating in a Sit- Out Jawbreaker into his sleeperhold finisher NIGHTWATCH. But Richards never gave up and soonafter exploded with a relentless offense via several Kicked To Deaths followed by a dramatic Suicide Dive onto Sentinel outside the ring. Richards pulled Sentinel out of a puddle of his own orange blood and shoved him back inside the ring for the three count.
Davey Richards defeats Sentinel by Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
(Richards +44 / Sentinel -44)
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3. Trish Stratus & LXG Television Champion - Penny Banner vs Taeler Hendrix & Kelly Klein with Clint Eastwood & Clyde:
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All four women met in the middle of the ring to shake hands and fist bump each other to start off the proceedings as referee Massif appeared to be sucking in his gut a little being surrounded by four so very attractive female wrestlers.
The fans were treated to a clean but a very hard fought contest wherein Banner and Stratus dominated the offense however Hendrix and Klein functioned very well as a team in particular with pin saves and hot tags. In the second half of the match, Kelly Klein started to go on an offensive tear until Banner reversed it with a Sunset Flip off the ropes that Klein powered out of with authority as the bell rang.
Trish Stratus and Penny Banner wrestled Kelly Klein and Taeler Hendrix to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw
(Stratus & Banner +76 / Klein & Hendrix - 44)
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Vipers Pit - Episode 8:
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On todays Viper's Pit the show was split into two parts, the first dealt with introducing his crew, the highlights were:
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!! (Pit Vipers phone ap said) - IM YOUR CAMERA MAN WITH A PLAN ITS UP TO ME AS TO HOW GOOD YOU LOOK ON THE SHOW SO BE NICE TO ME PEOPLE.
April Hunter - (While wearing her shocking pink string bikini) After she announced herself as the stage director extraordinaire, Pit asked her so tell us is there a man in your life? To which April (who wasn't going to name names said) yes there is - A Phenomenal One. Pit Viper couldn't help himself and asked her - come on now April, you can tell us - how Phenomenal is he? As April turned pink she said - He's The Face That Runs This Place. Pit Viper froze at what she said, but April didn't quite understand why.
Cheech Marin - (from a skyped laptop) Hello everybody Im Cheech, I was the regular stage director but the stage looks so much better with April on it so now Im in California trying to find...myself! Yeah man thats it...I'm here to find myself...hey has anybody seen me...Heh Heh...Heh.
Tommy Chong - (from a skyped laptop) Hi April...Hi...you look amazing...(nudge from Cheech)...Oh hi...Im Tommy Chong and I was the camera man but I'm out here in Southern California - which they should really call Mexafornia - but any way man...I'm out here looking...for vampires man...I'm holding the plunger you know...just in case man.
The second part of the show was the inaugural and championship match of String Bikini Twister between hometown favorite April Hunter and cable tv film and internet star - Glim Stardashian.
Prior to the show starting, Pit Viper noticed that the red string bikini purchased for Ms Stardashian was very close in size and exactly the same color as the prank vibrating bikini bottom he had bought for his girlfriend. He had a moral delema so he consulted his conscious.
Devil on his right shoulder - Dude! Why Are You Even Asking Me! Turn it up to full strength Man!
Angel on his left shoulder - Okay - But Just This Once...
Needless to say, after April Hunter won the match hands down and Glim Kardashian lost legs up, this was by far the highest rated Vipers Pit ever.
Aftermath:
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April Hunter became the first String Bikini Twister Champion and was highly embarassed off camera when she found out from Pit that she said - He's The Face That Runs My Place - instead of Runs The Place.
April and Glim got the same text from A.J.Styles and Gonyea East respectively - We're eating at home tonight I just ordered Chinese - Hurry Up Home!!
Twister sales have spiked to an all time high.
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4. Bex with Abroz vs Johnny Valentine:
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Abroz of course was arrogant and over the top with how his man Bex was going to twist Valentine in two. Bex however didn't listen to him. Bex knows his opponent, he knows Valentine is one of the toughest Earth born wrestlers there is. Bex was also impressed that the focused Valentine never took his eyes off him for a second and didn't listen at all to what Abroz said.
It wasn't until about halfway through the match until you could say Bex started to control the offense, after many reversals on both sides; Bex went for the win but came up short as his Missle Dropkick into his secondary finisher MORTAL MUTILATION - a Bridging Grounded Double Chickenwing proved to hardly faze Valentine. Abroz finally got into Valentines head with the idea that Ric Flair is probably Greg Valentine's real father.
Valentine threw Bex outside the ring but first hit Abroz by suprise with a the Steel Chair completely knocking him cold and then took out his rage by hitting Bex with it forcing the ref to disqualify Valentine.
Bex defeated Johnny Valentine by Disqualification at the 6 minute mark.
(Bex +23 / Valentine -7)
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5. The Only The Strong Survive Tournament (singles division) - Coven Black vs Dan The Beast Severn:
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Dan Severn was psyched about this competition and had trained hard for it but he neglected to find out just who he was wrestling first, maybe overconfidence or no forethought. When Coven Black entered the ring dragging a mist about his feet, he sensed Severn's fear and used it.
After emitting a fang toothed growl, Severn's face turned a pale white color. Coven Black had absolutely no trouble what so ever with Severn and quickly forced Severn in horror to submit to Blacks BITE OF THE VAMPIRE.
Coven Black defeated Dan Severn by Submission at the 1 minute mark.
As Black was making his way to the locker room, a young man got his attention from the first row by the ramp who was extremely impressed with Black and offered any and all services to him in any way possible with the hopes that he could be trained by him. Black thought a bit and told him to go to his rock club Black's Coven and ask for a red haired woman named Brooklyn. Black later told her - a boy named Rook was coming to the club and make sure you keep him occupied.
(Black / Severn)
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6. Bruiser Brody & The Sheik with Abdullah Farouk vs Brock Mayhem Mason & Dillon Madness Mason with King Mook:
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Both Farouk and Mook agreed to up the stakes to make this a Double Ratings point match and also hoped to face each other in the commissioners tournament. Mook vowed to choke Farouk out with his trusty chain and Farouk told him he plans on setting his fat ass on fire.
When it came to toe to toe wrestling, the edge in this one went to Brody & The Sheik but they were vastly out tag-team wrestled by their opponents Mayhem & Madness. Even with Farouk and a Foreign Object getting involved, Mayhem & Madness had the situation under controll.
After dispatching Farouk from the ring and double teaming Brody, Mayhem & Madness put away The Sheik via their tag finisher - MnM CUTTER - where The Sheik is draped over Mayhem's shoulder as Madness hits him with a Diamond Cutter from the top rope.
Mayhem Mason & Madness Mason defeated Bruiser Brody & The Sheik by Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
(Mayhem & Madness +88 / Brody & Sheik -7)
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7. Big Superstar with Wince McCant vs Azrael:
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Wince McCan't approached Azrael Caldarian pre-match to attempt to negotiate higher stakes for this upcoming match to make it for double points and hopefully a non disqualification match. Azrael simply said to him - negotiate this.
Big Superstar, aka Hulk Hogan, wasn't fooling anybody with this Cloneworld alias, Wince tried to spin the fact that his wrestler was sorry for disparaging comments he made in the media - but he and Hogan came across as completely insincere.
Hogan attacked Azrael from behind as Azrael prayed before the bell by breaking his face open on the steel ring post. A bloodied Azrael soon turned the tide and the fans were definitely behind this alien wrestler. Azrael nearly ended the match with a key reversal and quickly hitting his primary finisher - ANGELIC JUSTICE - a devastating Pedigree Piledriver. But Hogan fought back as a furious Wince McCan't kept shouting orders to him to - QUIT _ARTING AROUND AND _INISH HIM!
As the fans started throwing things at Hogan and McCan't, Hogan hit Azrael with his Leg Drop finisher - SUPERSTAR DROP and grabbed the tights for good measure to assure the pin. Azrael stood after the pinfall and as his rage mounted - his hands ignited into flame scaring both McCan't and Hogan (in that order) quickly back to the locker rooms.
Hulk Hogan defeated Azrael by Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
(Hogan +44 / Azrael -44)
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(3) Fly On The Wall Reports
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(1 of 3 ) - The Old Gods And The New - Part 2:
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As a result of The Aethran War For Independence Match being won by The New Aethran Empire - several things have happened:
1. Thrashes baby has been evaluated by The
LXG Medical Dept as well as the staff at Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and everything appears to be fine with the baby as well as Thrash. The identity of the biological father is either Homicide or Witness, although the common perception is that Homicide is the father. Both Disaster and Homicide want the Overmaster in the ring. Thrash wants to find out who the father is.
2. Several grudge matches are in the process of being booked during next month's cards to appease the two sides requests and general hatred of one another.
3. Member of The New Aethran Empire - Santon The Loner was ambushed in The LXG parking lot by a man in a ski mask weilding a lead pipe. Santons side believes the assailant to be Massacre and this has only fanned the flames of this war. (The assailant was actually Frank Gotch, for retributiohrn for the experimental drugging that was done to Gotch before his last match - but only he and George Hackenschmidt actually know that).
4. Instead of The Aethran Overmaster perpetrating cowardly attacks on Santon, he should be concerned with enacting justice on The Black Death stable who infected Aethran womens wrestler Alpha Female - according to The New Aethtan Empire - Minister Of War - Disaster.
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(2 of 3 ) - The 24:
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There were two dozen people that were resurrected by Father Don Leo Jonathan against his will by Abroz. These people had no memory of their past lives, they were just grateful to Abroz for making their excruciating pain go away. (This was the pain of being born again back into this world). All were loyal to Abroz and incredibly grateful for being infected with just enough of The Black Death plague to erase the pain and give them their sanity again. He told them they were left on these islands to die, but he rescued them.
They worked hard for him in his secret chambers that he had inadvertently found underneath the Hudson River between Hoffman and Swinburne islands. Those earthing stone masons were something else he said to himself.
What the 24 were now doing for him now was actually manufacturing a synthetic version of the plague, per his, Sur's and Harbingers directions, in order to be used to save the world from their pain - before it's too late.
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(3 of 3) The Magic Bus - Part 2:
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The Bronx Zoo Special Forces were now on a roll - having captured 4 more of the aliens (bringing the total to 6 or half of them) by Blunt Granading a shopping mall in Santa Monica. Since they had gas masks on they were unaffected by the hallucinogenic aphrodisiac like effect of Swami's Stash. Random shoppers will never be the same again however due to the random but very consensual acts of decadence and perversion committed by groups in the open food court alone. Supposedly the high definition version of the security camera footage was requested by The LXG for research and educational purposes only.
But back at the Magic Bus - Chong was under the impression that he will see the vampires again if he keeps trying and Cheech boarded the bus to feed the 2 captured restrained aliens. But the aliens had other plans as they both started to emit high pitched disturbing noises. Cheech inadvertently found out the hard way that; those high pitched noises were mating calls and these aliens become two to three times stronger when they're horney. Cheech never stood a chance as they broke their bonds and grabbed him. It made Deliverance look like Sesame Street. The Bronx Zoo special forces had gotten back there but it was too late.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Soon:
Month 4 - Card 15 Match Announcements and preview of the next show.
Thanks everybody - Happy Halloween!
A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 4 - Card 14 - Match Results:
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1. S.D. Jones vs Sherri Martel:
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As S.D. Jones stayed loose in the ring pulling on the ropes a few times and jogged in place a bit, the crowd awaited for Sherri Martel to arrive but it turned out that she was already there. She crawled out from under the ring - now with a completely shaved head and an abnormal smile.
Martel tore into S.D. Jones and didnt let up one bit with a barrage of brawling moves - completely outbrawling him inside and outside the ring. After she hooked the leg for the three count courtesy of a perfect Cross Body Block off the top ropes and got to her feet, she spat down at him.
Sherri Martel defeats S.D. Jones by Pinfall at the 3 minute mark.
(Martel +173 / Jones - 92)
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2. Davey Richards vs Sentinel:
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The fact that Sentinel was a foot taller and 140 pounds heavier than him didn't bother Richards one bit judging by the intense pre-match staredown as referee Torin Caelum went through his instructions to both of them just prior to the bell.
There were many who thought Sentinel was going to destroy Richards and at first that seemed to be the case, as Sentinel came out strong on offense culminating in a Sit- Out Jawbreaker into his sleeperhold finisher NIGHTWATCH. But Richards never gave up and soonafter exploded with a relentless offense via several Kicked To Deaths followed by a dramatic Suicide Dive onto Sentinel outside the ring. Richards pulled Sentinel out of a puddle of his own orange blood and shoved him back inside the ring for the three count.
Davey Richards defeats Sentinel by Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
(Richards +44 / Sentinel -44)
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3. Trish Stratus & LXG Television Champion - Penny Banner vs Taeler Hendrix & Kelly Klein with Clint Eastwood & Clyde:
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All four women met in the middle of the ring to shake hands and fist bump each other to start off the proceedings as referee Massif appeared to be sucking in his gut a little being surrounded by four so very attractive female wrestlers.
The fans were treated to a clean but a very hard fought contest wherein Banner and Stratus dominated the offense however Hendrix and Klein functioned very well as a team in particular with pin saves and hot tags. In the second half of the match, Kelly Klein started to go on an offensive tear until Banner reversed it with a Sunset Flip off the ropes that Klein powered out of with authority as the bell rang.
Trish Stratus and Penny Banner wrestled Kelly Klein and Taeler Hendrix to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw
(Stratus & Banner +76 / Klein & Hendrix - 44)
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Vipers Pit - Episode 8:
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On todays Viper's Pit the show was split into two parts, the first dealt with introducing his crew, the highlights were:
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!! (Pit Vipers phone ap said) - IM YOUR CAMERA MAN WITH A PLAN ITS UP TO ME AS TO HOW GOOD YOU LOOK ON THE SHOW SO BE NICE TO ME PEOPLE.
April Hunter - (While wearing her shocking pink string bikini) After she announced herself as the stage director extraordinaire, Pit asked her so tell us is there a man in your life? To which April (who wasn't going to name names said) yes there is - A Phenomenal One. Pit Viper couldn't help himself and asked her - come on now April, you can tell us - how Phenomenal is he? As April turned pink she said - He's The Face That Runs This Place. Pit Viper froze at what she said, but April didn't quite understand why.
Cheech Marin - (from a skyped laptop) Hello everybody Im Cheech, I was the regular stage director but the stage looks so much better with April on it so now Im in California trying to find...myself! Yeah man thats it...I'm here to find myself...hey has anybody seen me...Heh Heh...Heh.
Tommy Chong - (from a skyped laptop) Hi April...Hi...you look amazing...(nudge from Cheech)...Oh hi...Im Tommy Chong and I was the camera man but I'm out here in Southern California - which they should really call Mexafornia - but any way man...I'm out here looking...for vampires man...I'm holding the plunger you know...just in case man.
The second part of the show was the inaugural and championship match of String Bikini Twister between hometown favorite April Hunter and cable tv film and internet star - Glim Stardashian.
Prior to the show starting, Pit Viper noticed that the red string bikini purchased for Ms Stardashian was very close in size and exactly the same color as the prank vibrating bikini bottom he had bought for his girlfriend. He had a moral delema so he consulted his conscious.
Devil on his right shoulder - Dude! Why Are You Even Asking Me! Turn it up to full strength Man!
Angel on his left shoulder - Okay - But Just This Once...
Needless to say, after April Hunter won the match hands down and Glim Kardashian lost legs up, this was by far the highest rated Vipers Pit ever.
Aftermath:
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April Hunter became the first String Bikini Twister Champion and was highly embarassed off camera when she found out from Pit that she said - He's The Face That Runs My Place - instead of Runs The Place.
April and Glim got the same text from A.J.Styles and Gonyea East respectively - We're eating at home tonight I just ordered Chinese - Hurry Up Home!!
Twister sales have spiked to an all time high.
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4. Bex with Abroz vs Johnny Valentine:
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Abroz of course was arrogant and over the top with how his man Bex was going to twist Valentine in two. Bex however didn't listen to him. Bex knows his opponent, he knows Valentine is one of the toughest Earth born wrestlers there is. Bex was also impressed that the focused Valentine never took his eyes off him for a second and didn't listen at all to what Abroz said.
It wasn't until about halfway through the match until you could say Bex started to control the offense, after many reversals on both sides; Bex went for the win but came up short as his Missle Dropkick into his secondary finisher MORTAL MUTILATION - a Bridging Grounded Double Chickenwing proved to hardly faze Valentine. Abroz finally got into Valentines head with the idea that Ric Flair is probably Greg Valentine's real father.
Valentine threw Bex outside the ring but first hit Abroz by suprise with a the Steel Chair completely knocking him cold and then took out his rage by hitting Bex with it forcing the ref to disqualify Valentine.
Bex defeated Johnny Valentine by Disqualification at the 6 minute mark.
(Bex +23 / Valentine -7)
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5. The Only The Strong Survive Tournament (singles division) - Coven Black vs Dan The Beast Severn:
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Dan Severn was psyched about this competition and had trained hard for it but he neglected to find out just who he was wrestling first, maybe overconfidence or no forethought. When Coven Black entered the ring dragging a mist about his feet, he sensed Severn's fear and used it.
After emitting a fang toothed growl, Severn's face turned a pale white color. Coven Black had absolutely no trouble what so ever with Severn and quickly forced Severn in horror to submit to Blacks BITE OF THE VAMPIRE.
Coven Black defeated Dan Severn by Submission at the 1 minute mark.
As Black was making his way to the locker room, a young man got his attention from the first row by the ramp who was extremely impressed with Black and offered any and all services to him in any way possible with the hopes that he could be trained by him. Black thought a bit and told him to go to his rock club Black's Coven and ask for a red haired woman named Brooklyn. Black later told her - a boy named Rook was coming to the club and make sure you keep him occupied.
(Black / Severn)
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6. Bruiser Brody & The Sheik with Abdullah Farouk vs Brock Mayhem Mason & Dillon Madness Mason with King Mook:
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Both Farouk and Mook agreed to up the stakes to make this a Double Ratings point match and also hoped to face each other in the commissioners tournament. Mook vowed to choke Farouk out with his trusty chain and Farouk told him he plans on setting his fat ass on fire.
When it came to toe to toe wrestling, the edge in this one went to Brody & The Sheik but they were vastly out tag-team wrestled by their opponents Mayhem & Madness. Even with Farouk and a Foreign Object getting involved, Mayhem & Madness had the situation under controll.
After dispatching Farouk from the ring and double teaming Brody, Mayhem & Madness put away The Sheik via their tag finisher - MnM CUTTER - where The Sheik is draped over Mayhem's shoulder as Madness hits him with a Diamond Cutter from the top rope.
Mayhem Mason & Madness Mason defeated Bruiser Brody & The Sheik by Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
(Mayhem & Madness +88 / Brody & Sheik -7)
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7. Big Superstar with Wince McCant vs Azrael:
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Wince McCan't approached Azrael Caldarian pre-match to attempt to negotiate higher stakes for this upcoming match to make it for double points and hopefully a non disqualification match. Azrael simply said to him - negotiate this.
Big Superstar, aka Hulk Hogan, wasn't fooling anybody with this Cloneworld alias, Wince tried to spin the fact that his wrestler was sorry for disparaging comments he made in the media - but he and Hogan came across as completely insincere.
Hogan attacked Azrael from behind as Azrael prayed before the bell by breaking his face open on the steel ring post. A bloodied Azrael soon turned the tide and the fans were definitely behind this alien wrestler. Azrael nearly ended the match with a key reversal and quickly hitting his primary finisher - ANGELIC JUSTICE - a devastating Pedigree Piledriver. But Hogan fought back as a furious Wince McCan't kept shouting orders to him to - QUIT _ARTING AROUND AND _INISH HIM!
As the fans started throwing things at Hogan and McCan't, Hogan hit Azrael with his Leg Drop finisher - SUPERSTAR DROP and grabbed the tights for good measure to assure the pin. Azrael stood after the pinfall and as his rage mounted - his hands ignited into flame scaring both McCan't and Hogan (in that order) quickly back to the locker rooms.
Hulk Hogan defeated Azrael by Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
(Hogan +44 / Azrael -44)
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(3) Fly On The Wall Reports
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(1 of 3 ) - The Old Gods And The New - Part 2:
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As a result of The Aethran War For Independence Match being won by The New Aethran Empire - several things have happened:
1. Thrashes baby has been evaluated by The
LXG Medical Dept as well as the staff at Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and everything appears to be fine with the baby as well as Thrash. The identity of the biological father is either Homicide or Witness, although the common perception is that Homicide is the father. Both Disaster and Homicide want the Overmaster in the ring. Thrash wants to find out who the father is.
2. Several grudge matches are in the process of being booked during next month's cards to appease the two sides requests and general hatred of one another.
3. Member of The New Aethran Empire - Santon The Loner was ambushed in The LXG parking lot by a man in a ski mask weilding a lead pipe. Santons side believes the assailant to be Massacre and this has only fanned the flames of this war. (The assailant was actually Frank Gotch, for retributiohrn for the experimental drugging that was done to Gotch before his last match - but only he and George Hackenschmidt actually know that).
4. Instead of The Aethran Overmaster perpetrating cowardly attacks on Santon, he should be concerned with enacting justice on The Black Death stable who infected Aethran womens wrestler Alpha Female - according to The New Aethtan Empire - Minister Of War - Disaster.
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(2 of 3 ) - The 24:
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There were two dozen people that were resurrected by Father Don Leo Jonathan against his will by Abroz. These people had no memory of their past lives, they were just grateful to Abroz for making their excruciating pain go away. (This was the pain of being born again back into this world). All were loyal to Abroz and incredibly grateful for being infected with just enough of The Black Death plague to erase the pain and give them their sanity again. He told them they were left on these islands to die, but he rescued them.
They worked hard for him in his secret chambers that he had inadvertently found underneath the Hudson River between Hoffman and Swinburne islands. Those earthing stone masons were something else he said to himself.
What the 24 were now doing for him now was actually manufacturing a synthetic version of the plague, per his, Sur's and Harbingers directions, in order to be used to save the world from their pain - before it's too late.
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(3 of 3) The Magic Bus - Part 2:
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The Bronx Zoo Special Forces were now on a roll - having captured 4 more of the aliens (bringing the total to 6 or half of them) by Blunt Granading a shopping mall in Santa Monica. Since they had gas masks on they were unaffected by the hallucinogenic aphrodisiac like effect of Swami's Stash. Random shoppers will never be the same again however due to the random but very consensual acts of decadence and perversion committed by groups in the open food court alone. Supposedly the high definition version of the security camera footage was requested by The LXG for research and educational purposes only.
But back at the Magic Bus - Chong was under the impression that he will see the vampires again if he keeps trying and Cheech boarded the bus to feed the 2 captured restrained aliens. But the aliens had other plans as they both started to emit high pitched disturbing noises. Cheech inadvertently found out the hard way that; those high pitched noises were mating calls and these aliens become two to three times stronger when they're horney. Cheech never stood a chance as they broke their bonds and grabbed him. It made Deliverance look like Sesame Street. The Bronx Zoo special forces had gotten back there but it was too late.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Soon:
Month 4 - Card 15 Match Announcements and preview of the next show.
Thanks everybody - Happy Halloween!
