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Post by Pariah on Nov 9, 2017 19:25:42 GMT -5
Oh, snap... Brutal victory by Stars & Stripes to end the show... Expected more from the pairing of Euritar and Totalis... Good thing the ref was in a lenient mood...
Epoch & Kill Prey vs Payback & Spec showed that all four of these performers belong on the main stage... Looking forward to a rematch...
And of course, I thoroughly enjoyed that closing segment with Mr Mojo Risin...
Fun times for all!
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Post by cruefan68 on Nov 10, 2017 9:05:48 GMT -5
Another home run my friend. Sorry for the brief post but I wrote out a good one and the reply timed out so I don't have it in me to write it all again. I must remember to copy before I reply so I can paste it back in. Ugh. Anyway, that bit of poetry by Mr. Mojo Risin was outstanding and sounded just like it came from the Lizard King himself.
The City of Fight and the Brooklyn Bungalow, I can dig it. I can dig it, man.
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Post by Bri on Nov 10, 2017 15:30:06 GMT -5
Fun stuff, some nice upsets, and some great music in the end. Can't ask for more. Hey TTX! I thank you sir for those kind words. I am hoping The LXG is like a cafeteria like experience - hopefully everyone enjoys at least some of it, take what you want and leave the rest. I am trying to work it towards a buffet style like experience eventually LOL. Thanks man! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 10, 2017 15:36:38 GMT -5
Oh, snap... Brutal victory by Stars & Stripes to end the show... Expected more from the pairing of Euritar and Totalis... Good thing the ref was in a lenient mood... Epoch & Kill Prey vs Payback & Spec showed that all four of these performers belong on the main stage... Looking forward to a rematch... And of course, I thoroughly enjoyed that closing segment with Mr Mojo Risin... Fun times for all! Hey Pariah! I know, American Guy was a monster in that match - he just went bananas. I too was expecting a real nail biter, but I'm sure Euritar and TM are just getting their feet wet. Ref was definitely lenient for real! The time limit tag draw was a great match from start to finish and I agree 100% with what you said about their star potential. Going forward they will be in two different divisions but I could definitely see them taking the titles - more to follow. Stoked you enjoyed Jim's poem. He is very much in tune with the current atmosphere in The LXG and he is chosing material that seems to be the most relevant. As always my man - I thank you! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 10, 2017 15:46:48 GMT -5
Another home run my friend. Sorry for the brief post but I wrote out a good one and the reply timed out so I don't have it in me to write it all again. I must remember to copy before I reply so I can paste it back in. Ugh. Anyway, that bit of poetry by Mr. Mojo Risin was outstanding and sounded just like it came from the Lizard King himself. The City of Fight and the Brooklyn Bungalow, I can dig it. I can dig it, man. Hey cruefan68! No needs to apologize amigo. It's all good. And I know what you mean when things time out. When that happens to me - I start to twitch Lol. It's the simple things in life that destroy people. City of Fight and The Brooklyn Bungalow were just too damn cool not to use. The American Poet strikes again, I thank you sir. Speaking of American Poets - Very glad you are digging Mr. Morrisons poems. A little peek behind the curtain - as Pariah says - these are poems he actually wrote. Jim is trying to capture the mood of The LXG if he can or he is just enjoying the peace pipe - somewhere in between 😊 Going to post the second half of the last card im a few, it's been tougher to play and post lately for sure. Thanks brother! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 10, 2017 18:39:17 GMT -5
Part 2 of 2 - Month 4 - Card 16 Match Results:
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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8. The Commissioners No Dq Tournament - Leader of The Black Death - Abroz vs Captain Lou Albano:
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Captain Lou Albano awaited his opponent in the ring attempting to do a push up as special referee Sky Low Low leaned back against the turnbuckle and just shook his head and thought to himself this is a terrible thing to witness.
When The Leader of The Black Death - Abroz entered the ring, the entire mood of the arena changed as Godsmack's song Voodoo played during his entrance. Even when his eyes didnt glow a sickly color, one couldn't help but feel they were looking at someone very wrong like a disease or even worse - an epidemic on two legs.
Pissed off by the numerous "Vibrator 1 - Abano 0" T Shirts in the crowd, Captain Lou came out full force against Abroz and at first tossed him all over the ring, including blasting him in the head outside of the ring with a Steel Chair and carving him up multiple times via his FOREIGN OBJECT finsher. The crowd was behind Albano and he seemed destined to take it - but after Abroz foiled his Deathjump attempt with a Power Slam off the turnbuckle, it went south real quick. After numerous knees and punches to the groin, Abroz put Albano down for the count with his DIRTY FIGHTER finisher - a Cradle with a Hidden Choke cover.
Abroz defeats Captain Lou Albano by Pinfall at the 15 minute mark.
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9. The Only The Strong Survive Tournament (Singles Division) - One Man Gang vs King Kong Bundy:
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Seeing almost a combined 1,000 pounds worth of foes square off against each other was quite a sight for this packed Brooklyn crowd. Unfortunately it didn't last nearly as long as expected.
After the initial lock up / collision, King Kong Bundy started out on offense with some staggering Forearm Smashes but then suddenly found himself the victim of a pair of some of the worst Eye Rakes you've ever seen. With blood coming out of the corners of his eye, Bundy never saw the Big Right Hand coming, but he sure as hell felt it - as it knocked him flat on his back. One Man Gang wasted no time and hit his finisher 747 SPLASH which took all of the wind out of Bundy and enabled him to score the three count.
One Man Gang defeated King Kong Bundy by Pinfall at the 1 & 1/2 minute mark and advances on.
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10. The Guardian vs Xaphan:
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The crowd had quite a reaction to both combatants in this match. The Guardians mere presence was enough to make everyone actually feel better on many levels, even calming some anxieties. Xaphans however was one of chaos and disorder and an unmistakable evil, as he howled - Long Live The Unholy!
The two kept reversing control of the match for a furious, karate movie pace for about a minute and a half until The Guardian took control and went to work on Xaphan with Big Slams, Back Body Drops and Shoulder Rams which set up his primary finisher - TACKLE OFF ROPES which not only enabled The Guardian to achieve an easy victory - it knocked Xaphan completely unconscious in the process.
The Guardian defeated Xaphan by Pinfall at the 3 minute mark.
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11. Omega of Cetus vs Von Mahkrieg:
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Dubbed The LXG's Favorite Alien by a landslide, interim commissioner Omega of Cetus entered the ring sliding underneath the ropes and sprung to his feet from a full run as the crowd was on its feet cheering him on. Von Mahkrieg entered the arena and the ring slowly and methodically and gave everyone a scorching case of the creeps in the process - he was a grey 6 & 1/2 foot tall 300 pound ferral looking vampire, who was also a vampire hunter as well.
Omega had a lot of problems trying to get into an rhythym offensively against this creature he was wrestling, Mahkrieg wasn't necessarily agile but his reflexes were insane. Mahkrieg used his incredible power to keep Omega off balance and was starting to gain overall control until Omega reversed Mahkriegs Abdominal Stretch into a Sleeperhold that Omega applied for a long time until Mahkrieg was finally able to get to the ropes.
With the damage from the Sleeperhold done, Omega went for his secondary finisher COSMIC WAR DANCE to score a 2 & 1/2 count kick out. The second COSMIC WAR DANCE turned out to be too much to come back from and Omega hooked the leg for the victory.
Omega of Cetus defeated Von Mahkrieg by Pinfall.
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League News:
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In order to promote competition and to give the overall roster more opportunities, The LXG has decided to add (in addition to the Womens Division, a Light Heavyweight and an official Hardcore Division.
All divisions rosters, the titles they are shooting for and current rankings will all be a part of the End of Month 4 Report Hosted by our own Jim Solie and Gorilla Ventura.
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(5) Fly on the Wall Reports:
(1 of 5) Suicide Blonde:
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He told her to get into The LXG's inner circle, the true decision makers and find out as much as you can, that was one of the main reasons she was there. She recently figured out that if she left the intercom open in the big meeting room, but turned her unit on her desk down low, she could hear everyword that they say. For today's meeting Maggie Hancock (aka Stacy Keibler - spy for Wince McCan't), is going to try to record them.
The other main reason she is there isn't going to be so easy. Sky Low Low is very loyal to She Devil, she can tell. Maggie's offers to him of Coffee Tea or Me tempt him, but he doesn't take the bait. Wince told Stacy that there are many bosses and owners of The LXG, but the unofficial leader, the one that everyone eventually turns to for approval is Sky Low Low. He's the one who calls the shots. Wince wants her to break up Sky and She Devil, rattle Sky's cage to keep him preoccupied and off balance. Time for Stacy to turn things up a notch with Sky. The one Stacy really wants is Roth, but one conquest at a time she thought.
(2 of 5) An Extraordinary Gentleman:
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He was so charming. An Extraordinary Gentleman, thought Fhanna. So very different than Kill Prey, he was just a whore like me. Wow, she thought, a whore like me. First time I've actually called myself that. Whoa. Little Beaver was light years away from Sly Drury, too that's for sure. A Whore Like Me.
Little Beaver is kind, respectful, generous and I know he likes me. He really likes me and not for any agenda or plot or other motive, he really likes me. A Whore Like Me. Ok Fhanna you have to focus. Oh he's asking me to dance to what song is this - Unchained Melody its called. This is so cute he doesnt know where to put his hands, back of my thighs it is. I dont know if I can do this - for Sly Drury anyway. I can't do this for Sly Drury, but I can do this for me and especially for us. He's so cute I could just eat him up!
I'm not going to do anything for Sly Drury anymore. Im so excited and so scared. Ok Fhanna just try to relax, I'm not afraid of Sly Drury, have to get out of Martial Law...
(3 of 5) You Pay The Piper - You Call The Tune:
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I am here on the behalf of my family...Thantos Encubus and myself...we need someone to spy on someone who we know isn't going to be that easy to follow.
Roddy Piper - Interesting...whos the target?
Morpheus - Sly Drury.
Roddy Piper (sits back in his chair and finishes off his Guinness and motions to the waitress at The Monks Bar & Grill) - The Walking Dude...Huh?...well old man I gotta tell ya you really can pickem...How come?
Morpheus - For a No Questions Asked investigation...how much would it cost us?
Roddy Piper - No Questions asked huh?...Now this is starting to get really interesting.
Morpheus - They said you are the best at this.
Roddy Piper - Who's they?...Nevermind...I don't want to know...I can do this for you...but for no questions asked and I assume complete anonymously...its gonna cost you.
Morpheus - What are we looking at?
Roddy Piper - For time, expenses, equipment and I may need to call in someone who's very good with bugs...the target is probably the biggest criminal in the universe...Half a Million...cash.
Morpheus - Half a Million?
Roddy Piper - You wanted the best...you get what you pay for...
Morpheus (ponders this a bit) - We'll pay half up front...and half at the end.
Roddy Piper - I always get full payment up front
Morpheus - You wanted Half A Million...you get what you earn...
Roddy Piper - (ponders this a bit) - Deal...but these lagers are on you...
(4 of 5) - Afghanistan Bananastan Volume V:
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As Maggie Hancock followed through with her plan and listened through her lowered intercom on her desk and recorded it with her phone:
From The Journal of Little Beaver:
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As Afghanistan Bananastan was digging into their Coronas, Dos Equis and one of the largest Taco Bell deliveries ever, strangely enough the last one to arrive was Little Beaver (who is usually the first one) he hung up his smoking jacket - as his brother Sky watched and smiled triumphantly for him...and Little Beaver took his seat, pulled out his notebook and pen and didn't stop smiling once, he just couldn't
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The first ever LXG owners meeting is scheduled around the first card of next month and it has gotten even more complicated because along with The Dark Menace, Sky Low Low, Little Beaver, The Wicked Monk, She Devil and Sly Drury (according to She Devil's contacts The Devils Advocates and confirmed by The Wicked Monks agents), Epoch now ownes 5% - courtesy of The Dark Menace for his personal protection from Sly Drury which brings the LXG ownership percentages to:
30 % - The Dark Menace
15 % - Sky Low Low
15 % - Little Beaver
15 % - The Wicked Monk
15 % - She Devil
 5 % - Sly Drury
 5 % - Epoch
Continuing discussions are going to have to occur due to the complexities of the players involved, as well as the fact that now there are not one but two intergalactic criminals in the mix. This won't be pretty.
Father Don Leo Jonathan:
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Plethador has done some remarkable work with Father Jonathan in therapy and he seems to generally be on the mend, but he will probably not be the same again as a result of the resurrections. As part of his therapy, Father Jonathan has formed a wrestling group called The Crusaders comprised of - himself, a extremely furious Wicked Monk, the Wicked Monk's bodyguard Behemoth and now Azrael Caldarian. Their target is Black Death and they will face them in the ring on next months Lucky 13 PPV Card.
The Escaped Bronx Zoo Aliens:
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With the captured count up to ten, there are only two more aliens (Members of The Dominions Scouting Party), unaccounted for. The Blunt Granades are working extremely well as a means of disabling their targets but as a residual effect innocent bystanders have been overwhelmed by the intoxicants and powerful aphrodisiacs contained creating random scenes of consensual sexual anarchy that at times is very difficult to watch unless you have a high definition television. Cheech Marin has been violated on many levels which has caused him to suck his thumb incessantly and carry a razor sharp dagger in his hand wherever he goes. With the last two aliens reportably being within Brooklyn itself, LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray will be meeting up with the group to capture the last two.
The Dominion / The LXG:
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Per the reports and recommendations of both Endgame and The Guardian, Scrapheap has been working around the clock in tandem with The Midget Militia on the Moon to build a rock solid force field that will encompass The LXG's presence - The City of Fight - in a dome like protective field. Robert Redford, Bill Murray and Diamond Dave have packed them into the City of Fight's Hotel and Casino - The Brooklyn Bungalow for the inaugural card there. Staring with Month 5 - Card 2, every even numbered card is being held on the Moon with the odd numbered cards still being held in Brooklyn.
The Guardian:
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Being physically the most able to act as a first warning for The LXG, The Guardian is thankfully continuing his job of celestial surveillance and he reports his findings immediately to Endgame.
Kevin Sullivan's Dungeon of Doom:
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Diamond Dave reported that the bug he placed underneath Sullivan's big meeting table hasn't turned up any activity at all and there is general unease as to what's really going on within Sullivan's mansion. Sky Low Low, Diamond Dave and Robert Redford have concocted a plan to break into Sullivans mansion to investigate.
Hoffman & Swinburn Islands:
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Wolf and Lope struck out with being able to find a way through the long corridor that connects the two islands underground. They have decided to set up surveillance of both islands in order to let Black Death come to them.
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose:
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Has been hard at work on many fronts - including his co-counsel Tanya's from her Manhattan based firm of Long, Slow and Screw LLP. Although per The Outer Space Treaty of 1967, the Earth treats the Moon as though it is international waters and therefore cannot be owned, The Universal Courts on Cetus do not recognize it that way. Although the Earth is not part of the Universal Court System, via a loophole Rose discovered, it's Moon technically is (or could be). Per The Universal Court, since it is its own independent body if you will, all that stands in its way of becoming a part of The Universal Court System is it's colonization and petition. As of today, The LXG owns Earth's Moon and has now officially formed an alliance with Cetus.
(5 of 5) What Makes One Sly - Part 2 of 2.
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1. Sacrificing half of The Maffei's stake on Earth was a necessary evil for two reasons: 1. To temporarily pacify the murderous Epoch as well as 2. To be able to set him up as the perpetrator behind a planned future crime that will rock the foundation of The LXG, and therefore restore his former peoples faith in Sly.
Sly also has a mole working for Epoch courtesy of some charm hocus pocus (literally) from Zaratticus. Witness has promised to keep Sly informed of Epochs doings in return for protection (literally) from the wrestler Homicide as well as any of The Aethrans.
2. Iron Hand and Code Destroyer are villians for hire as it were. Even they were expecting contact from Sly to counter bid Epoch for their services. Sly has outbid Epoch but as per the agreement, Iron Hand and Code Destroyer are going to turn on Epoch precisely when Sly wants them to.
3. It's true that Sly had to retreat from The Dominion and quite frankly it was to save his own ass. He said to himself that Thantos getting involved with The Dominion for a mutually beneficial association is the smart play, (Sly did that as well), but Sly has now started a dialogue with The Queen of the Night, who is here in The LXG as well for her own (and The Dominions) agendas. Sly has convinced her that although you can't completely trust either myself or Thantos, what you can trust is that we will rat rach other out in a heartbeat.
4. Losing Monolith was a real blow to his Martial Law stable, he did not see it coming and perhaps it's foolish for him to try to control the uncontrollable. But Sly has found someone by chance who just so happens to frequent Black's Coven, particularly the night Sly was there, as Monoliths replacement. He prefers to feed off the drunk and the high, this way, the blood has a nice kick. His name is Von Mahkrieg, a vampire from the planet Vampir who resembles Nosferatu from that German horror film from the 1920's only much stronger. Sly would not be suprised if he won The Only The Strong Survive Tournament and quite easily.
5. His 5% ownership in The LXG is only his starting point. At that moment in time, beggars couldn't be choosers. Sly has also started a dialogue with The Dark Menace first in an attempt to make peace but ultimately to maneuver himself into a larger piece of the pie.
6. Although Thantos has indeed replaced him as The Dominions primary partner in conquering the universe and either enslaving or annihilating everyone, Sly isn't worried.
If he were a betting man (which he is), he would bet that Thantos and The Dominion are going to try to dismantle the Earth in two ways: 1. The Dominion will use Earths Moon as a base to invade from and 2. Thantos will start a war amongst the peoples of Earth against one another - as many others have tried. These ideas are all well and good - if that's the best you can do.
Sly however has become very interested in astronomy lately. In particular what makes a planet such as Earth inhabitable. The key to it is that The Earth spins on a fixed axis, but only due to the gravitational pull of it's Moon. If there was no Moon, The Earth would spin randomly - spilling the oceans over the land and that would subsequently drown the world.
He would bet that The Dominion would listen to Sly's alternative plan to Thantos's wherein if you blow up Earths Moon, you won't loose one soldier but will still eliminate this powerful opponent.
And he absolutely knows they would listen when Sly tells The Dominion about the undetectable bomb that's now been planted by The Maffei - on Castilex's moon...
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Coming Soon:
End of Month 4 Report & Reorganization into 4 divisions, standings, feud report, upcoming title matches, Only The Strong Survive Tournaments reports.
Month 5 - Card 1 Match Announcements.
Take care all!
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Post by TTX on Nov 10, 2017 19:09:42 GMT -5
Just so much fun as always, Bri. The Fly on the Wall reports are a special stand out.
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Post by Pariah on Nov 11, 2017 17:51:50 GMT -5
Even when it looks like Sly has been taken out of the game... The intergalactic outlaw knows how to maneuver the odds back into his favor... Fhanna appears to be having a bit of a moral dilemma, but she better proceed with caution... Very interesting developments, to say the least...
Thoroughly enjoyed the clash between Omega and Von Mahkrieg... Some very nice technical work displayed by the interim commissioner to claim a big victory...
Another excellent show, my friend... Just when I think your imagination is firing on all cylinders, you shift into a higher gear... What a wild ride!
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Post by cruefan68 on Nov 12, 2017 17:08:22 GMT -5
The amount of detail and creativity that goes into LXG blows my mind. This latest show was a prime example of that. Great to see Omega win the main event and if you're Oliver Stone I guess you can envision Jim Morrison dancing it up at ringside celebrating the Indian star's victory. Speaking of Morrison, I have his poetry books and I had no idea you were using one of his in that last report. Very cool my friend and I look forward to the next round of LXG action.
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Post by Bri on Nov 13, 2017 8:14:20 GMT -5
Just so much fun as always, Bri. The Fly on the Wall reports are a special stand out. Good morning TTX! Am very grateful for your comments and Im totally pupmped that you are enjoying the outside the ring action as well. In the future the inside the ring / outside the ring worlds are really going to start to affect and or influence each other. More hopefully to come. Right now I'm working on the End of The Month Report and roster additions and realignments. As always - many thanks! |
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