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Post by Pariah on Nov 28, 2017 16:12:42 GMT -5
Gonna be fun to see Rook in action... Hoping that Sinful can lead him to victory over Dirty Andy... Can't wait!
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Post by Bri on Nov 28, 2017 18:16:31 GMT -5
Mascaras vs. Amazing Mann is a very intriguing match up Bri. On paper (ouch...no pun intended!), that match could be a barn-burner. Both agile wrestlers, with the possible nod going to Mil. Hey stu! I thank you for checking in my friend. I agree with you sir - after the Van Dam / Lethal world title match Mascaras / Mann really interests me too. Should hopefully be a lot of fun. I think Mascaras would ordinarily take it (maybe) but with Vin Strutter in Mann's corner I put this at dead even chances. "On Paper" that was great. Thanks man - much appreciated. |
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Post by Bri on Nov 28, 2017 18:20:10 GMT -5
Still trying to follow this as much as I can. As I know nothing about the COTG lads n lassies, I sometimes get a bit lost- but I am pleased to see my HERO Adrian Street doing the business. He really is the Sadist in Sequins, the Merchant of Menace! Hey joebreakdown! The Merchant of Menace and The Sadist in Sequins - those rule. Can't pick one over the other. As always, I thank you for commenting and being a part of this carnival of chaos! By the way - The LXG has indeed signed David Sammartino - look for him soon! Hope you and Kat are doing well my friend! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 28, 2017 18:25:32 GMT -5
I'm with joebreakdown on this as I have no idea about the COTG guys (I haven't looked at any COTG stuff since 2002) but I enjoy all of this anyway. The new Hardcore Division looks like it could get really ugly. Which I like. Hey ajcostello! I hear ya - I was trying to load some pictures of the card art and include some background. But anytime you may have a question on anything - just say the word. I actually run full force with the It's up to you promoter approach so the COTG guys aren't completely cannon and some of them may not be cannon at all. Very much glad you are enjoying sir. I'm pretty stoked about the hardcore division and glad you are too. I really tried to make it as out of control as possible. Thanks again my friend and here's to hoping it's fun for all! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 28, 2017 18:27:21 GMT -5
AC / DC - If You Want Blood...You Got It!!
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Post by Bri on Nov 28, 2017 18:31:31 GMT -5
Gonna be fun to see Rook in action... Hoping that Sinful can lead him to victory over Dirty Andy... Can't wait! Hey Pariah! Looking forward to it myself - I truly hope I do him justice my friend. But his character and bio really spoke to me - even saw some of me in him actually. I'm hoping to have the card rolled out and finished soon. I owe you a debt of gratitude amigo! You're support is priceless - as it is to many other feds on this board. You are a true...MVP (Most Valuable Poster). |
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Post by Bri on Nov 29, 2017 17:34:15 GMT -5
Part 1 of 2:
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - Card 2 - Match Results From The City of Fight on the Moon !
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1. Coven Blacks Protege - The Lost Boy - Rook w/Sinful vs Dirty Andy Dalton !
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Sinful was obviously a vampire - whose eyes on occassion became blood red depending upon her current thoughts. Announcer Jim Solie had noticed and commented that young Mr. Rooks eyes may have done the same, albeit for a much shorter time. Dirty Andy Dalton made his way to the ring as Billy Idols Rebel Yell ushered him along.
A solid opening match to the first card on the Moon that showcased Rooks first ever match and he definitely pulled out all of the stops. After counter reversing Dalton into controlling the offense, he bit Daltons face open a few times and followed it up with Drop Toe Holds and Enzuigiris. Dalton soon regained control and went on an assault - but even though he forced Rook to kick out of 3 seperate pinning attempts, Rook kicked out with authority. Daltons PILEDRIVER finisher had almost decided the match had it not been for a key distraction from Sinful. But with the damage finally done, Rook could not kick out from Daltons Seated Neck Breaker.
Dirty Andy Dalton defeated The Lost Boy - Rook by Pinfall at the 12 minute mark.
(Andy Dalton + 42 / Rook -42)
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2. Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Lance Hoyt !
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Lance Hoyt and Hacksaw Jim Duggan were fit to be tied, fueled by insults - their locker room brawl just minutes before the start of the match had to be broken up and these two seperated from each other to restore order. Both enteted the ring with some blood still leaking from their forheads.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan came out full force against Lance Hoyt via a barrage of Double Forearm Smashes, Shoulder Breakers and Tough Guy Clotheslines which, had this been a match fought exclusively in the ring - no doubt this match was Duggans. But as he quickly found himself on a probable losing end of the match, Lance Hoyt retreated outside the ring and went to work on Duggan. After out brawling him and putting his head visciously through a ringside table, Hoyt rolled him back inside the ring and via a Texas Tower Bomb and suprisingly a perfect Moonsault combo, hooked the leg and scored the three count.
Lance Hoyt defeats Hacksaw Jim Duggan by Pinfall at the 1 & 1/2 minute mark.
(Lance Hoyt +50 / Hacksaw Jim Duggan -50)
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3. Ox Baker vs Brodie Lee ! - No Dq Match !
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Hardcore division wrestlers Ox Baker & Brodie Lee are very interested in beating the shit out of each other as quickly as possible. It drives both of these wrestlers absolutely out of their minds that The LXG Hardcore Championship Belt is held by Jim Fn Londos.
Ox Baker quite simply took Brodie Lee apart inside the ring. After kicking out from Bakers Shoulder Breaker and his HEART PUNCH finisher, Brodie slid out of the ring to try to regroup however that turned out to be an even worse idea as Baker Chokeslammed Lee onto the concrete arena floor which almost resulted in a count out. Baker dragged him back into the ring and HEART PUNCHED himself the victory.
Ox Baker defeated Brodie Lee by Pinfall at the 4 minute mark.
(B. Cranston and A. Paul the managers for Ox Baker and Brodie were strangely awol for the last two matches)
( Ox Baker + 50 / Brodie Lee - 192 )
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4. Alpha Female w/Abroz vs Nova Warrior !
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The first League appearance of Omega's granddaughter Nova Warrior drew a great reaction from the crowd, seems as though wherever anyone from the house of Omega wrestles, they are considered great heros. Abroz entered the arena first and drew instant distain and hatred from the fans which he loved - Black Death feeds off of it. The most curious thing here though was Alpha Female was in a terrible state of inner conflict, Aethrans never say die, no matter how infected they are with Black Death. Alpha Female was 8 inches taller and twice the weight of Nova Warrior.
An absolute back and forth brutal war was fought between these two both inside and outside the ring, it was impossible to say who really held the upperhand here. Nova Warrior punnished Alpha Female with Supernova Scissor Flips and Tomahawk Thrusts inside the ring and outside the ring she Tilt A Whirl Slammed Alpha Female into the concrete floor breaking her open. Alpha Female responded with an equally powerful inside the ring offense with Press Slam and Tosses and Turnbuckle Powerbombs while outside the ring she smashed Nova Warriors head open multiple times on the top of the steel ring barrier. But Alpha Females primary finisher DIRE STRAPH proved to be too much to counter and it allowed Alpha Female to hook the leg for the three count.
Alpha Female defeated Nova Warrior via Pinfall at the 12 minute mark
(Alpha Female +42 / Nova Warrior -42)
(As Abroz came into the ring to shake Alpha Females left hand, Alpha Female did but she pulled his left hand forward with hers exposing Abroz's left side. Alpha Female quickly cocked her right fist and punched him in the jaw. By getting her hips into the punch, his head spun violently and he was unconscious before he even hit the canvas, probably with a broken jaw).
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5. Mil Mascaras vs The Amazing Mann w/Vin Strutter !
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As Mascaras and Mann stood toe to toe listening to referee Torin Caelums instructions, Mann looked as confident as can be. Mascaras outwardly did as well, but inside he noticed the unnatural bulges inside Vin Strutters jacket and knew he was going to be a problem, he also knew he needed this match. Before the match started, Mascaras took referee Caelum aside and said something into his ear. Caelum thought a second and said ok, then spoke into his communicator on his collar with someone in the locker room. Moments later LXG Light Heavyweight newcomer Tiger Mask climbed into the ring, spoke with Mascaras and they fistbumped, with Tiger Mask agreeing to be in his corner.
The Amazing Mann really had no answer offensively against the more agile and stronger Mil Mascaras. Sensing defeat as Mascaras had Mann trapped in an Indian Deathlock, Strutter attempted to distract referee Torin Caelum however Tiger Mask Legswept him onto his ass outside the ring. Strutter counteted by throwing his Paralyzing Powder into Tiger Masks face which numbed as well as partially blinded him. Strutter broke up the submission attempt but only to have Mil Mascaras Monkey Flip him up and over the ropes where he landed on the ringsteps clutching his ribs. Although The Amazing Mann showed alot of heart - he eventually fell to Mascaras primary finisher - FLYING BODY PRESS for the three count.
Mil Mascaras defeated The Amazing Mann by Pinfall at the 12 minute mark.
( Mil Mascaras -42 / Amazing Mann -42)
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Vipers Pit - Episode 12:
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On todays show, Pit had the following guests:
A) Scrapheap and his new inventions.
B) Vipers Pit Stage Director - April Hunter defends her String Bikini Twister Title against the star of Wonder Woman and LXG fan - Gal Gadot.
C) Now via teleconference - Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Special Segment:
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The Celebration of The Lizard - Poetry By Mr. Mojo Risin.
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A) Scrapheaps new inventions:
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Pit welcomed the always thinking and always working Scrapheap to the show and Scrapheap went on to demonstrate his new products (which by the way are on sale in the Brooklyn as well as The City of Fight Gift shops):
1. Do You Feel Lucky?
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A birth control pill for the truest of gamblers in the universe because they don't always work.
2. All Droided Up
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The very first droid designed to make contract and match negotiations on behalf of professional wrestlers. They take into account all demographic factors and don't take any shit.
3. Ive Hurt Worse...
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The guaranteed greatest cold and flu medicne in the universe. According to Scrapheap - There's no reason why taking over a fed, planet or universe should have to weaken your immune system.
4. Ride The Lightning
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The very first wrestling Steel Chair that is Electrified. As soon as it makes impact - it becomes an Add 2 weapon to the impacted only. Wrestlings first Electric Chair.
B) The String Bikini Twister Title:
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Champion April Hunter donning her Black and White Zebra print string bikini had a long match against big LXG fan and star of DC's Wonder Woman Gal Godot - adorned in a Wonder Woman costume colored string bikini. Because of the length of the match, Pit was only able to show the begging and the ends of the match which was just barely won by a sweat soaked April Hunter as the sweat soaked Gal Gadot slipped on some sweat that was on the mat to fall. Then she tickled April into falling on top of her as they both laughed - and when they heard Ron Simmons - DAMN!!! a few seconds after Gal tickled April - they howled with laughter. Pit who didnt move but was also sweating profusely - lit himself a cigarette...and exhaled with much satisfaction.
April Hunters Phone received a text - Hurry Home Babe!!! (From A.J. Styles).
C) Teleconference With Rowdy Roddy Piper:
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Pit was about to welcome Mr. Piper but Hot Rod started in right away with him (Piper has gathered a lot of surveillance info on Sly Drury and is in the process of getting hold of Morpheus):
Piper - You disgust me you little green shit! It's an insult to have me on this show as a guest when I came up with Pipers Pit way before this freakshow of yours.
Viper - Well actually...
Piper - You ripped me off man, you owe me mofo. So whatcha gonna do about it huh? How are you gonna make this right.
Viper - I see What...
Piper - I'll tell you what you're gonna do. I want you're alien ass in the ring jerk off. I'm challenging you to match. If I win which is guaranteed, then I get your show.
Viper - Now Look I...
Piper - And if you win, which won't happen, I'll back off. Even though you glommed my gig man.
Viper - I'm not gonna...
Piper - I'm signing off now dickhead, here's something to think about...
And the teleconference screen goes black.
And not two seconds later, Cowboy Bob Orton comes up from behind Pit Viper and blasts him in the head with one of Scrapheaps Electric Chairs. There's crazy sparks on impact and Pit Viper collapses to the ground unconscious with a slightly steaming head.
The Celebration of The Lizard Segment:
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Jim Morrison - Greetings...this...is an excerpt from An American Prayer:
We have assembled inside this ancient & insane theatre
To propogate our lust for life &
flee the swarming wisdom of the streets
The barns are stormed
The windows kept
& only one of all the rest
To dance & save us
W/the divine mockery of words
Music inflames temperament
When the true King's murderers
are allowed to roam free...
a 1000 Magicians arise in the land...
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(5) Fly On The Wall Reports:
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(1 of 5): Going Out On A Limb:
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Up in the trees are where they lurked, waiting and watching. They decided to stick together, one island at a time.
They were perched there for quite awhile and at about 3:00am they emerged from the building that served as the opening of the tunnel leading to Swinburn Island.
The 24 souls convinced (but subversibly pressed) into pledging allegiance too and the serving of The Black Death and in particular their leader Abroz.
End of Days led the way followed by approximately 12 of them, next came Harbinger and the other 12 followed by Sur, Bex, Abroz and now Ghena and the recently infected Alpha Female.
Wolf told Lope to stay in the trees and wait, as Wolf started to record all of these proceedings.
The 24 as well as the rest of The Black Death forces started loading many cylindrical objects into a tug boat that had shut its engines some distance away and expertly coasted up to the small remaining dock on Hoffman Island.
They could have been some sort of artillery shells or bombs or something. But whatever they were - it sounded like a whole bunch of wrong going on.
Suddenly the branch Lope was purched on made a loud cracking sound. And then a number of things happemed within a short span of time. Wolf knocked twice on his tree which was the signal to abandon the island and scatter directions. Abroz ordered the entire stable to retrieve them as he pushed the 24 to quickly finish taking the remaining bombs to the tug boat.
Wolf and Lope were chased briefly by The entire Black Death Stable for a short time - they were just way too agile and too fast even through a small forest for Black Death to catch up to them.
The last of the cylinders were loaded onto the tug boat, Abroz yelled so only the captain could hear - Staten Island Boat Graveyard - in The Arthur Kill.
Wolf and Lope leaped into the water as the Black Death members were hurling rocks and in the case of End Of Days bolders at them.
Both Wolf and Lope hit the water amidst a see a throwm rocks and chunks of stone...they quickly fell beneath the water and did not resurface as the waters started to still.
(2 of 5) : Room With A Killer View:
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With a single horrific key stroke, it was about to be done - The Third World War was going to be initiated by Thantos courtesy of his very expensive deal with The Dark Wizard Zaratticus.
Cyber operatives were about to become unwitting accomplices in the single largest act of terrorism in world history because of one of the most sinister spells ever cast by this necromancer for hire.
At the same time, The Dominions Invasion fleet had stealthily landed on the dark side of the moon without being detected by either The LXG, The Midget Militias presence, The midgets moon orbiting starship The Led Zeppelin - Even The Guardian couldnt detect their arrival.
Thantos and The Queen of Night - drunk with power decided to celebrate, within their rented Times Square Hotel Room before kicking their plans into gear. After the second celebration and second cigarette, The Queen Of The Night received a call from Sly Drury while Thantos was in the shower.
Meanwhile, on Earth's Moon Alphonse and Darmody finished planting a nuclear bomb on the Moon per Sly's orders. It was just about the same size of the one they had recently planted on Castilex's moon, complete with the same sensors around it to identify anybody within the vicinity of the bomb or even the moon itself.
When the triumphant Thantos emerged from the bathroom feeling like Master of The Universe, it was short lived as soon as he saw The Queens face.
She had never looked worried, not even once since she has known her, always confident and dominant. But right here and now she looked like a very worried person.
Queen of The Night - Our plan has to wait - we have to meet with Sly Drury in one hour at The South Street Seaport in downtown Manhattan.
Thantos - What does that prick want?
Queen of The Night - Much...Unfortunately.
(3 of 5): Hell on High Heels:
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As Wince McCant emerged from under the covers of the queen size waterbed owned by one Stacy Keibler (aka Miss Maggie Hancock),
he put his feet over the side of her bed and put his head in his hands.
Stacy Keibler - Dont worry Wincey, it happens to other guys too once in a while.
Wince McCant - Thanks Stac - Wait A _Riggin Minute, What Other Guys?
Stacey Keibler - Relax, that's only what I've heard Wincey...you're still my Big Tiger.
Wince McCant - (Smiles a little and lets out a lame growl / unintentional fart combination as behind him Keibler rolls her eyes) - So what's going on with The LXG?
Stacey Keibler - (putting her tiny red panties back on) - they are starting to have full monthly owners meetings now and everyone seems to be tense around that guy Drury.
Wince McCant - (while staring at her) - I could take care of that wannabe, I'm going to try to get myself on that board somehow, buy a piece o_ The LXG thats just large enough to get me to quali_y _or it. I know how to keep my eyes on the thighs.
Stacey Keibler - That would be so hot if you became an owner Wincey.
Wince McCant - That's just what I'm going to do. (Thinks for a second as Stacy is bending over to pick up her mini skirt) - And I know just how to make this happen - just gotta keep my eyes on the thighs!!!
Wince McCant - Stacey please get the Dark Menace on the phone I want to propose a special term match on this months Lucky 13 PPV - between one of his wrestlers and Hulk Hogan...and then soon it will be time _or me to drop my suprise upon The LXG - and detonate my greatest weapon that will assure that I'm the one who's gonna call the shots around here!!!
Stacy Keibler - Wincey, I think you're gerbil stole my pad again...I think it's under my bed.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Soon - Part 2 of 2
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Match Results 6 - 11
Fly on the Wall Reports 4 & 5 of 5
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Post by Pariah on Nov 29, 2017 18:31:22 GMT -5
Very cool that Rook gave a strong performance, even though his efforts fell a little short... Excited to see where his journey lies within the LXG...
Alpha Female and Nova Warrior really stole the first half of the show with that blood drenched melee... And Viper's Pit was an absolute fiasco, as usual... The Hot Rod is mad as hell... Which never turns out well for anyone...
Awesome work!
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Post by TTX on Nov 29, 2017 18:57:59 GMT -5
Some really fun matches, an awesome Viper's Pit as usual and I keep thinking of MST3K Invention Exchange with Scrapheap...good times.
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Post by cruefan68 on Nov 30, 2017 11:14:45 GMT -5
Unreal. I don't know how you do it but the LXG is amazing. From Jim Morrison poems to the String Bikini Twister Title my mind races from one thing to the next and I love it. Roddy Piper in Viper's Pit was great. The "Hot Rod" is not one to mess with. Stacy Keibler, Hell on High Heels (a Motley Crue song!) yeah I can dig that. I can't believe I forgot to mention the Benny Hill bout on the last show. Hilarious and I loved the chase scene at the end, great nod to the man himself. Looking forward to all that you deliver in LXG my friend.
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