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Post by Bri on Nov 30, 2017 18:24:36 GMT -5
Very cool that Rook gave a strong performance, even though his efforts fell a little short... Excited to see where his journey lies within the LXG... Alpha Female and Nova Warrior really stole the first half of the show with that blood drenched melee... And Viper's Pit was an absolute fiasco, as usual... The Hot Rod is mad as hell... Which never turns out well for anyone... Awesome work! Hey Pariah! A strong performance it was, I hope I do him justice sir. He is in an interesting position being a part of The LXG version of The Family of Blood. (More family members in addition to The Count soon to follow). His relationship with Sinful is a special one and a secret one. As well as feeling like part of a family, he is starting to feel like a foundation is forming underhim. He is starting to feel a little more secure because of the bond he has with Sinful - and it is making him stronger in many ways. I hope everyone enjoys his ride. Fantastic creation of yours my man. The Lost Boy. Alpha Female and Nova Warrior was intense, best match so far by far. Alpha Female is also internally resisting her Black Death infection as well as attempting to harness its strength it at the same time. She is becoming neither 100% Aethran or Black Death, but a hybrid. I see her almost as a female version of Wolverine in this fed - a dangerous loner. And Piper has always been busy being the go to guy for the good guys and the bad. Once he finally had a chance to see Vipers Pit - he just snapped out. The contracts are being worked on but here's a little preview - Piper dragged Ace Orton into the fray and Scrapheap feels partially responsible because he created the weapon Orton used to bludgeon Pit Viper into unconsciousness with. So far its going to be at least a tag match between: Roddy Piper & Cowboy Bob Orton versus Pit Viper & Scrapheap at this months Lucky 13 PPV at The City of Fight on the Moon. But not all is said and done though - terms are still being negotiated however the ownership of Viper's Pit is part of the prize. More to follow my friend - most likely tomorrow I should have the rest of the card rolled out. Can't thank you enough! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 30, 2017 18:37:28 GMT -5
Some really fun matches, an awesome Viper's Pit as usual and I keep thinking of MST3K Invention Exchange with Scrapheap...good times. Makes me very happy my friend that you are enjoying TTX! Pit Viper is really going to have his hands full with Roddy Piper over the next few weeks, as Pariah alluded to - things usually don't end well for someone when Piper is involved. And soon, Scrapheap will be trying to help Pit keep his show as well as gain some revenge on Piper & Orton (and whoever else winds up getting involved in this). Will be the first time I will have used Scrapheaps card so I'm pumped up for that! There will soon be a partial card announcement for this months Lucky 13 PPV. The League is planning a large card for multiple reasons and multiple scores to be settled - but the primary one being as a thank you to all the fans. Thanks Troy! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 30, 2017 19:03:28 GMT -5
Unreal. I don't know how you do it but the LXG is amazing. From Jim Morrison poems to the String Bikini Twister Title my mind races from one thing to the next and I love it. Roddy Piper in Viper's Pit was great. The "Hot Rod" is not one to mess with. Stacy Keibler, Hell on High Heels (a Motley Crue song!) yeah I can dig that. I can't believe I forgot to mention the Benny Hill bout on the last show. Hilarious and I loved the chase scene at the end, great nod to the man himself. Looking forward to all that you deliver in LXG my friend. You are too kind cruefan68 my brother. But am honored by that praise - The LXG aimes to please and I am extremely glad it does. Piper vs Viper is definitely going to get worse (and uglier) before it gets better. More to follow man. Stacy Keibler and Wince "The Alphabet Man" McCan't along with Triple H and the rest of the McCant's are a desperate pack of wackos. Their fed is disintegrating - along with Wince's mind. Wince's plan to aim Hulk Hogan at whomever The Dark Menace wants to chose for a part ownership of The LXG is also going to be a big match at this months PPV. Technically he can't per the contracted match terms where Thesz beat Sammartino in an earlier month. But his emissary by design will be Ms. Keibler - who is persuasive as all hell. Also glad you dug the conclusion of The Benny Hill Feud. A chase was inevitable with that lot! Im jazzed with some of the new talent that has just been signed to The League! Some wrestlers that I've always wanted to see compete. Hope its a Feast of Friends for all dude. |
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Post by Bri on Dec 3, 2017 9:34:07 GMT -5
Part 2 of 2:
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - Card 2 - Match Results From The City of Fight on the Moon !
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6. The Midnight Express - Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane w/Jim Cornette vs The Flying Redheads - Red Bastien & Billy Red Lyons w/Veda Scott !
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The Midnight Express were eager to prove to The Flying Redheads and the rest of The League that they mean business and will do anything to earn that number one title shot. As for The Flying Redheads, more or less the same in theory - but not necessarily in execution. Red Bastien wanted to do this above board if possible but realizes the desperate need for a manager in The LXG. As for Billy Red Lyons, more or less the same however that fact that their new manager Veda Scott looks like a hot librarian really really works for him...
In the minute preceding the match, Cornette and Scott challenged each other and each others teams to up the stakes, ss a result, this became a No Disqualification / Double Ratings Point Match and an absolute crowd thriller.
Nothing short of a tag team extravaganza was displayed between The Midnight Express and The Flying Redheads - not to mention between their managers Jim Cornette and Veda Scott. The sheer amounts of; hot tags, cutting off the ring, pin saves, tag finishers and double teaming was completely off the charts. All of that coupled with tons of interference and cheap shots from both managers left all six participants either limping badly and or bleeding when the final bell rang.
The Midnight Express and The Flying Redheads wrestled each other to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw.
(Midnight Express +48 / Flying Redheads +44)
(Immediately after the arena was cleared, interim commissioner Omega of Cetus made an announcement that due to the incredible effort shown by both teams, their will be a No Disqualification, Triple Ratings Point & No Time Limit rematch at this months Lucky 13 PPV as a 6 Man (and Woman) Tag Team Match).
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7. Commissioners No Dq Tournament - Tammy Lynn Sytch vs Jack Nicholson !
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On one side of the ring there stood the gorgeous Tammy Lynn Sytch, dressed in tight street clothes with a look of raw determination and the one and the only Jack Nicholson on the other side of the ring wearing face paint resembling how he did when he played The Joker in the movies, twirling a wooden axe handle with a sinister sneer. Referee Sky Low Low gave them the instructions - which was that - there weren't any - and so it began.
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Tammy Sytch was attacked from behind by Jack Nicholson and brutalized for some time via a combination of Choke Holds, Wild Punches, Thumbs to The Eye and Arm Wringers. Just as Jack The Wicked had grabbed his Wooden Axe Handle to further inflict some damage, Sytch rebounded with Kicks To The Stomach, Arm Drags and a stunning Flying Head Scissors. In a fit of psychopathic rage, Nicholson countered by throwing Sytch into the turnbuckle and blindly charged shoulder first. When he turned his head up to see he collided violently with the turnbuckle as Sytch spun away at the last second - causing him to collapse to the canvas and lose the match as Sytch rolled him up using all her weight to pin him.
Tammy Sytch defeated Jack Nicholson via Pinfall at the 3 minute mark to advance on.
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Although Nicholson knew he lost, he proceeded to bite Sytch in the ass, which bought him a head punt into unconsciousness. Sky Low Low wore a face as if he understood both of their reactions at the same time.
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8. The Commissioners No Dq Tournament -
Castaway vs Magnumpi & Marbles !
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As the maniacal Vin Strutter was busy orchestrating his intergalactic circus side shows, and the 700 pound Magnumpi was busy having an impromptu Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest with the 800 pound Deadline, Marbles the Chimpanzee brought some final paperwork for Strutter to sign before their match. As Marbles predicted, Strutter had no patience for paperwork and he signed the rather large document where Marbles told him he had to - and that it was all a waiver saying that Strutter was not responsible for Magnumpi and Marbles actions during the match. As a smiling Marbles left Strutters trailer, he met up with Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose and the two fist bumped.
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At first, Sly Drury's participant - Castaway had lots of problems with his 15 inch taller outweighed him by 482 pound opponent because he was just too damn big and a lot stronger than he was. But in what turned out to be an anti-climatic match of sorts, Castaway was able to use his agility to escape Magnumpi's Full Nelson (also because Magnumpi soon fell asleep in the middle of administering the hold) and soon rebound with his finisher CATCH - 22 - an Octopus Hold With Armbar to achieve the victory.
Castaway defeated Magnumpi by Submission at the 3 minute mark to advance on.
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Due to extreme rage - Vin Strutter passed out shortly after this match. He was just about to read Magnumpi and Marbles the riot act - because you can't let anyone eat 124 hot dogs before a match and have any chance of victory when he was halted in his tracks by LXG security - who informed him that the document he had signed prior to the match; 1. Released M & M from his circus employ, with a generous severance 2. Acknowledged he read the restraining order against Strutter protecting M & M 3. Said he will pay their entrance fee into The League. He then collapsed on spot.
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9. The Unbreakable Michael Elgin vs Disaster - No Dq Feud Rematch - Double Ratings Points! (Disaster leads the Feud 1 - 0) !
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As a precaution, the standard ring barriers seperating the crowd from the ringside areas have been replaced with 12 foot high Steel Cage walls in order to protect the fans from getting caught in the middle of these two opponents. The announcements couldnt catch up to either Elgin or Disaster, because they ran full speed into the ring from opposite sides of the arena and amidst a sea of photoflashes they tore into each other.
Disaster unleashed a blitz offense that quickly moved to a Decapitator into his finisher - RAMPAGE - the most dangerous Chokeslam in wrestling. But Elgin immediately kicked out of it - shortly ensuing a ringside brawl that even hurt people who watched it. Elgin eventually gained the upperhand by raking Disasters face across the steel cage wall barrier surrounding the ring, which ripped his face apart.
Back inside the ring, Elgin knew this was the moment he had to go full throttle, he couldn't let up even a little, this man was too dangerous. He hit Disaster with a brutal Lariat for the cover but now Disaster kicked out of it, lifting Elgin straight up, about 2 feet off of him.
Announcer Jim Solie said this match resembled that Fantastic Four comic where The Thing and The Hulk went at on a whole different level than most can.
Michael Elgin now proceeded to execute his Buckle Bomb no less than four times in a row which finally started to take the wind out of Disaster. After the sixth one, he rolled up Disaster and with a great struggle, scored the three count. In spite of the fact that neither one got off the mat for a while, eight security guards still got In between them.
Michael Elgin defeated Disaster via Pinfall at the 12 minute mark, driving this feud to a third and feud settling tie breaking match - two out of three falls in a Steel Cage for Triple Ratings Points.
(Michael Elgin +187 / Disaster -59)
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10. The Only The Strong Survive Tournament : Moog & Sentinel vs Star Slayer and Darkest Justice !
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Many in attendance had wagered on Moog & Sentinel. They were heavily favored because of a combination of their incredible tag skill mixed with the fact that Slayer & Justice were too hardcore & often disqualified. If you bet on Slayer & Justice, through Smallie Biggs establishment, you got 20 to 1 odds for this match. Although Magnus Colby (Slayer & Justice's manager) couldn't be at ringside for these Tournaments matches - (as none of the managers could), he wasn't worried at all. He bet heavily on his team.
As predicted, Moog and Sentinel jumped out on offense right away and although Slayer & Justice effectively cut Sentinel off from his nearly invincible in a tag team match partner Moog and tagged in and out effectively; they were still slowly losing. Until Magnus Colby's strategy for them started to work. All throughout the match, Slayer and Justice kept using psychological tactics in an attempt to get inside their opponents heads as much as possible.
After a while it started to work. Exactly what was said is unknown, but the match ended with the usually emotionally under control Sentinel going absolutely apeshit on the already broken, beaten and scared Star Slayer outside the ring, blasting him in the face repeatedly with Slayers own rifle butt despite multiple warnings from referee Morgan Dollar.
Star Slayer & Darkest Justice defeated Moog & Sentinel by Disqualification at the 15 minute mark to advance on.
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11. LXG WORLD TITLE MATCH - The Whole Fn Show with Abdullah Farouk defends his title against The Lord of Flatbush - Jay Lethal with The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz !
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Both wrestlers had entered the ring as the flash bulbs were going off constantly. Jay Lethal was accompanied to the ring by his manager - The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz and The World Champion - Rob Van Dam by his new manager Abdullah Farouk. Jay Lethal did all sorts of talking before the match started. His wild claims, trash talking and theatrics were met with an absolute steely resolved silence as Van Dam slowly took off his sunglasses, handed them to Farouk and smiled.
Inside the ring, after the ring announcements were made and the bell rang - it was all Rob Van Dam. Jay Lethal couldn't land even one offensive move against the far more aggressive, agile and greasy fast World Champion. Lethal quite frankly didn't know what hit him. Within virtually no time, Van Dam mounted the top rope and hit a crowd pleasing - money shot of a moment - as he executed a perfect FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH for the victory. By the time Rodz tried to interfere, it was just too late.
Rob Van Dam defeated Jay Lethal by Pinfall at the 3 minute mark to retain The LXG World Championship!!
( Van Dam +263 / Lethal +68 )
A furious Johnny Rodz called for the rest of The Unpredictables - The Forever Hooligans - (Alex Koslov & Rocky Romero) as well as Johnny Gargano, who soon appeared in order to help Lethal and Rodz beat down Van Dam and Farouk, but they were quickly met with Sabu, The Sheik and a steel chain weilding Bruiser Brody. The situation quickly got out of control as all 10 men started brawling all over the arena. Once LXG security, coupled with multiple members of the New York City Police Department were eventually able to contain the mayhem, interim commissioner Omega of Cetus announced that these two teams that competed in The Lords of Flatbush Tournament - The Unpredictables and Damage Incorporated will face each other at this months Lucky 13 pay per view event.
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Fly on the Wall Reports:
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(4 of 5) The War Of Four And Even One More:
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A) Thrash had seemed to rebound surprisingly from losing her and Homicides baby. She was now focused on tryimg to shake off the ring rust since she had been out of action for a while. It was also helping to take her mind off the child and her recent secret breakup with Witness.
Thrash was working with Calm and Calms girlfriend - another rogue Aethran named Serenity who was a toughie in the ring. In a different part of their New Empire underground complex, Disaster was planning out just how to deal with the dissension in the ranks started by Santon The Loner when suddenly at the same time, the lights went out and he heard one of the large doors shut and barred.
By the time Calm and Thrash could breakdown the door, they found Disaster unconscious on the floor in a puddle of his own blood. As Calm and Thrash tended to his wounds, Serenity went out a back way to try to see who set Disaster up. When she came back to Calm, Thrash and a semi conscious Disaster, Serenity told them that running down an alley were Santon followed by Havoc who was followed by Paralyze, who was also bloodied.
B) The Overmaster was in his office in the middle of a call with LXG Interim commish Omega of Cetus when he was suddenly and urgently interrupted by his legendary tag team Brute & Massacre. The Overmaster told Omega he will call him back when Massacre told him that there's someone here to see him and its very important. The Overmaster told them it had better be important because he was arranging for a series of matches against those Aethran traitors.
Suprisingly to The Overmaster, The Leveler was the one Massacre referred to. The Leveler removed his helmet revealing his true identity as that of fellow Aethran and former Minister of War - Spike. Spike simply said to him - YOU MUST KNEEL TO YOUR NEW MINISTER OF WAR! - and then shot him with his arm cannon a few times to keep him off guard long enough for Brute and Massacre to do what they do best, execute thier devastating DECAPITATOR finisher. They did so a few times until they planted the unconscious Overmaster in the middle of his desk, as Spike took off the Leveler suit and promptly had it destroyed.
C) The next morning after the attack on Disaster, Santon was now ambushed and dragged into an alley where he was beaten unconscious. As he was slapped until he was awake enough, Turmoil and Mayhem Unleashed stared down triumphantly at him and then slowly parted so the person standing behind them could slowly walk up to Santon.
Minister of War Vengeance - Disaster, The Overmaster and especially you...Santon, are completely unfit to truly call themselves Minister of War. Kneel to me and join your true leader...if you know what's good for you.
(5 of 5) The After Dark Amusement Park :
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LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray, half a dozen of the most ruthless and unhinged members of The Bronx Zoo Special Forces, 100 crack members of The Midget Militia - just back from the Moon and the incomperable Tommy Chong decended upon the final hiding place of the final two escaped aliens that broke out of The Bronx Zoo...New York City's Central Park.
The well armed, moody and now pregnant Cheech Marin kept an Uzi submachine gun pointed at the 10 captured aliens as he ate slices of white pie pizza with crushed snickers bars on them from his drivers seat of the specially equipped yellow LXG prisioner school bus - nicknamed The Magic Bus.
It was 1:30 am, and the job was not easy but due to the sheer man power involved, Bill Murray orchestrated the ambush and capture of the final two aliens as the aliens were assaulted from above by approximately 50 midgets as they jumped down on them from multiple tree branches, smothering them and pinning them to the ground.
A few blunt granades had to be used during the operation but inadvertently - at the wrong targets.
A Shakespeare in the round group of actors and actresses in the middle of they're productions practice fell victim to the intoxicating and aphrodisiac like qualities of the granades and soon started a large scale medieval / renaissance period suprisingly romantic and epic orgy, as they patiently waited for the actors and actresses to finish, (a few hours later), Murray and his crew helped them all to cabs and made sure they would all get home safe. Many of midgets thought it was only right if they saw the actresses home personally and several took the rides with them. Their leader a 4 foot tall 200 pound gentleman nicknamed The Bulk insisted immediately.
Recently re-elected NYC Mayor Ned Crotch was found by Tommy Chong having a naked picnic with several ladies of the evening in a secluded section of the Strawberry Fields section of the park while listening to The White Album. After much money changed hands, amongst several people, the incident was forgotten...basically.
With all of the aliens now accounted for, Murray, Cheech and Chong orchestrated their transport and accompanied them via interstellar tramsport to the underground prison Sky Low Low had constructed underneath The LXG Offices at The City of Fight on the Moon.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Soon:
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Month 5 - Card 3 Match Announcements.
Preview of the upcoming Vipers Pit.
Previews of the 3 upcoming Fly on the Wall Reports.
Preview of Matches signed for this Months Lucky 13.
Take care all!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Dec 3, 2017 11:13:23 GMT -5
Nice match with the Midnights and the Redheads and big win by Castaway.
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Post by Pariah on Dec 3, 2017 14:05:26 GMT -5
Was really rooting for Magnumpi, but it's cool that he and Marbles were able to sever ties with Strutter... And with some favorable terms, no less...
Stoked that Slayer & DJ were able to advance in the Only the Strong Survive tournament... A wicked pairing that should have a bright future in the LXG...
Congrats to the Whole F'n Show on his successful World title defense... Awesome stuff!
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Post by stu on Dec 4, 2017 17:30:19 GMT -5
Midnights vs. Redheads sounded off the charts Bri! Just curious, do you time your matches using "real time", or some other method? Either way, a 30-minute draw's a 30-minute draw, and sounded like a blast!
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Post by cruefan68 on Dec 4, 2017 23:26:52 GMT -5
The Midnight Express vs. Flying Redheads was awesome and I love seeing the Redheads paired with Veda Scott. Tammy Lynn Sytch vs. Jack Nicholson makes me feel like I have fallen into a strange trip. Good on Tammy for winning I guess but Jack got himself a snack afterward. Great to see Michael Elgin win over Disaster. Elgin is doing pretty good in the LXG. Even better was seeing Rob Van Dam retain the world title beating Jay Lethal. RVD, RVD, RVD! The Fly on the Wall reports were, of course, another amazing trip. I don't know how you do it my friend but I'm glad you do.
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Post by Bri on Dec 5, 2017 7:05:36 GMT -5
Nice match with the Midnights and the Redheads and big win by Castaway. Good Morning TTX! That was some tag team match for sure, you wanna talk about two teams pulling out all of the stops - a six star tag team match. I'm hoping the rematch will live up to expectations. Castaway advances, much to the delight of Sly Drury as Castaway is his participant in the commish tourney. He's an interesting wrestler to say the least. And if he pulls out the tournament victory it puts Sly Drury in a very interesting position. As always I thank you my friend! |
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Post by Bri on Dec 5, 2017 7:17:29 GMT -5
Was really rooting for Magnumpi, but it's cool that he and Marbles were able to sever ties with Strutter... And with some favorable terms, no less... Stoked that Slayer & DJ were able to advance in the Only the Strong Survive tournament... A wicked pairing that should have a bright future in the LXG... Congrats to the Whole F'n Show on his successful World title defense... Awesome stuff! Hey Pariah! Thank you my friend - and I know what you mean - I was totally pulling for Magnumpi to survive this round. But as you mentioned, they finagled their way out from under Strutters thumb. Sacrifice the battle to win the war right. Glad you enjoyed the pairing of Slayer & DJ. They are a fun team, one that you will usually see in the hardcore tag division. Once the rulebook is thrown out the window, we enter they're natural habitat. I'm looking forward to seeing how they fare in that division. Rob Van Dam is on a roll thats for sure. I expected a war with Van Dam vs. Lethal but got a slaughter. Rob Vam Dam just took him apart and pretty quickly. There are still some ill feelings between their two respective teams that are lingering from The Lords of Flatbush Tournament that were brought to a head with this match. The Unpredictables vs Damage Incorporated is another rematch on the PPV that I am really looking forward to. Hope it gets down to a final two wrestlers. Thanks very much amigo!! |
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