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Post by Bri on Dec 15, 2017 6:21:52 GMT -5
Good stuff as always, Bri. Love the details you go into making this fed. Happy Friday TTX! And thank you for those kind words my man. Altough at first, The League was just going to be a straight up fed, before I knew it - It took a life of its own. Now it's all over the place - but as the saying goes - out of chaos comes order. (Until more chaos comes along)! And so on. Really appreciate you as a part of this fed! |
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Post by Bri on Dec 15, 2017 6:30:59 GMT -5
Keep up the creativity Bri! I encourage you going outside the box and coloring outside of the lines. Hey Crossbones! Thank you for the encouragement my friend. I use the "It's Up To You Promoter" as a imaginative blank check. Originally The League started out very straight forward but little by little as cruefan68 mentioned, it evolves into something else. Now its something else altogether. The little fed that could from Fort Hamilton / Bay Ridge Brooklyn is now 60 pages later - trying to save the universe. This game and especially this community rules. Very glad for your comments amigo. P.S. I saw your FTR fed land on the boards will be catching up soon - I know its gonna rock! |
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Post by Bri on Dec 15, 2017 6:46:42 GMT -5
I am already looking forward to Bloodstorm after that description. I use two cards from the Krazy Kards collection in my fed (Power Surge) and I find that they fit right in. Some awesome lineups upcoming and Bri in case you haven't heard on 2/23 they are releasing a DVD and Blu Ray of The Doors final video recorded concert at the Isle of Wight, cleaned up and restored for this release. Doors fans rejoice! Hey cruefan68! Bloodstorm is at the cross roads of where hardcore wrestler meets manslaughter. An extreme tag specialist who wears a t-shirt that has a maniacal yellow happy face on it and the caption beneath reads - Got Blood? In a previous fed of mine - it was controlled by a group of 12 vampires (or vampir as they refered themselves to called The Kindred). Along with Bloodstorm within The LXG - Sammael, Stephen & Mallick DeArcher, Von Mahkrieg all have their parts to play. The first three have been captured and forced to wrestle for The Dominion - at least until next July 😊, Von Mahkrieg now works for Sly Drury as a replacement for losing Monolith back to The Dark Menace. Side note - The Aethran Calm and his girlfriend Serenity (part of The New Aethran Empire) are Krazy Kards as well as the vampires above. A few more vampires have recently nested in Brooklyn (outside of the family of blood) and The Family of Blood may be embracing a few humans into their cause - see Sherri Martel, Pariahs FTR entry Rook and Tyler Black - but more to follow. There are tales / rumors of lycanthropes in Brooklyn as well - and there not wrong - more to follow! Awesome news about the Isle of Wight gig brother! Hopefully Santa Claus can help me out 😊 Great to hear from you dude! |
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Post by ajcostello on Dec 19, 2017 5:22:18 GMT -5
Always fun to read.
Even when I'm a little lost it's still fun.
Great fed.
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Post by markyhitch on Dec 19, 2017 10:20:13 GMT -5
I've been to the Isle of Wight, ten years ago. Found an arcade full of 80s video games there.
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Post by Bri on Dec 19, 2017 19:02:34 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - Card 4 - Match Results From The LXG Arena at The City of Fight on The Moon !
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1. Jushin Liger vs John Pesek !
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A rapid fire match that seesawed back and forth basically after every other move executed by both wrestlers. After Liger forced a rope break to save himself from Pesek's DOUBLE WRISTLOCK, he soon countered with a stunning FISHERMAN'S BUSTER for the win.
Jushin Liger defeated John Pesek with a Pinfall at the 3 minute mark.
Jushin Liger - (1 - 0) (+ 48)
John Pesek - (0 - 2) ( - 88)
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2. Code Destroyer with Epoch vs Barry Windham !
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Barry Windham jumped out on offense and kept applying the pressure for quite sometime, punctuated by pinfall attempts via a Sunset Flip off the ropes and his FLYING LARIAT. A Deathjump attempt by Windham at the wrong time turned the tide as Code Destroyer converted it into a Gravity Assisted Powerslam pinfall attempt, which set up a Wicked Arm Lariat for the victory.
Code Destroyer defeats Barry Windham with a Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
Code Destroyer - (1 - 0) (+ 44)
Barry Windham - (0 - 1) ( - 44)
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3. (From The Family of Blood) - Team Name - The Bloodletters - Count Necros & Blood Storm vs Team Name - Drunk & Disorderly - The Sandman & Justin Credible - No Dq Match !
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Usually in a standard match; double disqualification level ringside brawling, breaking singapore canes over skulls and combinations of slashing your opponents throats apart mixed with back of the neck bloodsucking would probably be a no no - but not in the hardcore division. After dramatic pin saves by both teams and in the middle of a bamboo strewn - blood stained ring, Count Necros gets it done after hitting Justin Credible with his Phantom Dust to the eyes blinding him and enabling a quick roll up for the three count.
The Bloodletters defeated Drunk & Disorderly by a Pinfall at the 21 minute mark.
The Bloodletters - (1 - 0) (+ 36)
Drunk & Disorderly - (0 - 2) (- 82)
(There will be a Double Ratings Point Texas Death Rematch using scheduled during next months matches).
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4. Catfight with Magnus Colby and Maggie vs Taeler Hendrix with Clint Eastwood & Clyde !
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Catfight used her vastly superior agility, Magnus Colby his powers of distraction and Maggie the Tiger - her mere presence to keep Taeler Hendrix, Clint Eastwood & Clyde completely off guard and balance for half the match, but then, Hendrix really got her Irish up. At the end of this hard to control match, as Clyde sat on Maggie's back applying a sleeperhold and Clint Eastwood ducked Magnus Colbys steel briefcase and right hooked him to the ground, Taeler Hendrix forced a very resilient Catfight to submit to her Bridging Rear Chinlock.
Taeler Hendrix defeats Catfight via Submission at the 15 minute mark
Taeler Hendrix - (2 - 1) (+ 20)
Catfight - (0 - 1) ( - 40)
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5. Payback vs George Hackenschmidt !
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Payback set the tone for this match with his first move of the match, his Wildman Spear which completelt leveled George Hackenschmidt. After some key reversals by Hackenschmidt including turning Paybacks Deathjump into a Suplex off the Top Ropes and epic brawling comebacks, Payback still kept up the pressure - Table Splashing both of them and eventually finishing of Hackenschmidt with his EXVENGE (A Springboard Moonsault off the top rope that can span the length of the ring), for a very hard fought victory.
Payback defeated George Hackenschmidt by Pinfall at the 15 minute mark.
Payback - (1 - 0) (+ 40)
George Hackenschmidt - (3 - 2) (+ 20)
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6. Team Name - The League of the Supernaturally Exceptional - Kavan & Gerik The Gifted with Zaratticus vs Team Name - The Greek Gods - Actagon & Proteus !
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The LXG faithful in the stands didn't quite know what to make of The League of the Supernaturally Exceptional as a whole, from the vampire Kavan and dark mystic Gerik to the mysterious and obviously evil hooded Zaratticus. When all was said and done, they held their own against one of the most technically sound tag teams in the universe and they pulled out all the stops in their pin saving and overall tag skills including at the very last second with Zaratticus hitting Actagon just before he was about to force Kavan to finally submit to his GRECIAN SLEEPER GRIP, with a bolt of invisible energy to make the save.
The League of the Supernaturally Exceptional wrestled The Greek Gods to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw.
Supernat Except - (0 - 0) ( - )
The Greek Gods - (0 - 1) ( - 40)
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A. Special Guests include: Disaster, The Aethran Overmaster and Diamond David Lee Roth, but not at the same time.
B. The Celebration of The Lizard - Poetry By Mr. Mojo Risin.
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Disaster - Santon The Loner's days are numbered. I am the Uncrowned Minister of War. The New Aethran Empire shall lord over all, we are the truth and the just and the worthy. I or one of my followers will prove through right of combat by winning The Minister of War Battle Royal for our cause.
B. Key Points Made - The Aethran Overmaster:
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I am The Overmaster, I am the one true Minister of War - I am The God of The Aethrans. All will fall to me and my faithful. We will crush all of the insurgents, the rebellious and the Heretics that pollute our blood, the blood of our people. (Then he turned one by one to Pit Viper, April Hunter and Ron Simmons) and said to them bow to me - right here and right now. Then he looked to April Hunter and said - and you...get down on all fours...
At this point April was horrified, Simmons emitted an angry DAMN!!! and Pit closed his eyes and yelled - ANDRE!!!
Pit Viper, April Hunter and Ron Simmons all rushed The Aethran Overmaster suprising him but then as he started to backhand all three - A.J. Styles and Andre the Giant took justice to a whole new level.
Andre grabbed The Overmaster and held him high over his head, even crashing him into the lower stage lights, breaking some and sending some sparks across the set before Andre Powerslammed him through the sets glass table. Then a furious A.J. Styles hit his finisher Styles Clash (A Belly To Back Inverted Mat Slam) on what was left of the Overmaster at this point.
A.J. Styles - (With berserker rage and a twitching eye - he bent over and shouted over the twitching and downed Overmaster - just inches from his face) - NO ONE BOWS TO YOU!!!...BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BOW TO APRIL!!!
The Overmaster - (As Brute and Massacre escorted The bloodied and hurt Overmaster off the set to safety) - NEVER!!!
Andre - A.J. and I will see your ass in a ring soon, better bring lots of help...
C. Key Points Made - Diamond David Lee Roth:
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(From a now somewhat dimmer and slightly candle lit set a sore Pit Viper welcomed Roth).
Pit Viper - Dave, I need some laughs. Everybodys starting to loose it and I'm starting to see Roddy Piper in my sleep.
DLR - (puts his hand on Pits arm) - Please tell me...he's fully clothed.
Pit Viper - Yes...And I couldn't be more grateful.
DLR - Amen to that!
Pit Viper - So whats the good word Dave.
DLR - Well Pit my man, its a toss up between, Warm, Moist and Snug...of the three...I find myself leaning towards Snug.
Pit Viper (enjoying a good laugh) - And how is Trish doing.
DLR - (he now enjoys a good laugh) - Ma Trish is the light of my life, and always with a profile guaranteed to make you smile.
Pit Viper - Tell me a joke Dave...April and Ronnie need one too.
DLR - (thinks for a minute) - Dunzo. Whats the difference between a Hooker, a Mistress and a Wife?
Pit Viper - I got nothin.
DLR - a Hooker says - "Are you done yet", a Mistress says, "That's It?!" and a wife says "You know...this ceiling really could use a coat if paint".
(Pit, April and Ronnie all get a good laugh - then Pit says):
Pit Viper - So Dave...I've heard you have an announcement for us.
DLR - To true my friend - I am here to announce the start of the LXG Diva of The Year contest. Of course...I'm not above giving my hot girlfriend a shameless plug.
(As DLR gets lost in thought and distracted by his own imagery).
Pit Viper - Dave.
DLR - Yeah Pit...
Pit Viper - Focus...
DLR - Right...Thanks Pit...you can go to The Official LXG Website and vote for your favorite LXG Diva in three categories - Kick Assness, Role Model, and Sex Appeal.
Pit Viper - Dave do you have anything else to say for us?
DLR (As a few sparks fly from the damaged wiring above their heads) - Pit...you need to jazz up the show abit - its getting a little boring...(as he cracks himself up)...I just kill me.
Pit Viper - I can't add to that. Goodnight Brooklyn.
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B. The Celebration of The Lizard - Poetry By Mr. Mojo Risin:
Jim Morrison - These...are rearranged excerpts from something I call...Ensenada:
India ink, ink of India
There are no more rich colors
Black Neon, blocks away,
Escapes back smooth
In the desert sea.
Then reappear, w/drums & glass
In jewels of laughter as called:
The Gladiator.
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7. Commissioners No Dq Tournament - Bobby The Brain Heenan vs Uniball - Special Referee - Sky Low Low !
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Special Referee Sky Low Low was nervous about this one as Bobby The Brain Heenan loosened up in the ring and tried to look as menacing as possible. Then from the locker rooms emerged his brother Little Beaver in disguise as the red masked Uniball. Sky looked at She Devil in the front row as Uniball looked at front row on the opposite side of the ring to find his Fhanna. Fhanna had her fingers crossed, She Devil nodded to Sky Low Low and Heenan laughed contemptuously at Uniball.
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Heenan jumped out on offense immediately using a variety of Eye Gouges, Side Headlocks and Blatant Choke Holds to set up using a sharpened Foreign Object that slashed Unibal's face open badly. As a weakened Unibal saw a very worried for him Fhanna at ringside, he frenzied - not for him, but so she wouldn't be scared; he Back Elbowed Heenan in his ribs - causing him to stumble and fall forward. Unibal, now filled with adrenaline, Body Slammed him and Hammering Fisted him into a semi conscious state.
Unibal defeated Bobby Heenan via a Pinfall at the 3 minute mark to advance on.
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Bobby Heenan didn't even realize he had lost until a second or two after Sky Low Low slapped the canvas three times. Fhanna was the first one on her feet as the arena exploded. She Devil raised her fist straight up in the air, Sky Low Low yelled out WOOOOOO! Ala Ric Flair - and a beside himself Heenan was quickly restrained by security bathed in an arena that kept cheering UNIBAL! UNIBAL! making David Lee Roth alternate between laughing out loud and putting his fingers to his mouth making a loud whistle next to She Devil.
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8. Wrestlings Worst Nightmare - Kevin Steen vs Bloodline !
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Antagonized and incensed by Steen's claims about Bloodline and his grandfather Omega of Cetus- a completely fired up Bloodline quickly commanded the offense but only to have it quickly reversed by Kevin Steen who came within a hair of winning the match by; putting Bllodlines head through the announcers table, Powerbombing him Onto The Ring Apron and executing his F-CINQ. But Bloodline of Cetus reached down, and rallied - crippling Steen by hitting his CETUS MASTERLOCK two times in a row which set up his COSMIC BIG BANG (A 450 Splash From The Top Tope) which was just enough for him to score the victory.
Bloodline defeated Kevin Steen by Pinfall at the 9 minute mark.
Bloodline - (1 - 0) ( + 44)
Kevin Steen - (0 - 4) ( - 177)
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9. Tommy Rich & Blackjack Mulligan vs Roddy Piper & Cowboy Bob Orton. Double Ratings Points No Disqualification Feud rematch. Rich & Mulligan lead the feud 1 to 0 !
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A no holds barred brawlapalooza this one was, inside as well as outside the ring - with Piper & Orton gaining a definitive upperhand about halfway through the match working over Blackjack Mulligan nearly to the brink of defeat. After Mulligan finally made the hot tag, Tommy Rich turned the offensive tide for the rest of the way until courtesy of a key - bludgeoning Mulligan pinsave from behind against a resurgent Piper, Tommy Rich rolls up the stunned Piper as Mulligan spears Orton through the ropes to the outside of the ring.
Tommy Rich & Blackjack Mulligan defeated Roddy Piper & Cowboy Bob Orton via Pinfall at the 27 minute mark, Rich & Mulligan win the feud 2 - 0 !
Rich & Mulligan - (3 - 1) ( + 89)
Piper & Orton - (0 - 5) ( - 231)
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10. The Only The Strong Survive Tournament - Adam Pearce vs "Solar" Flair - Special Referee - Morgan Dollar !
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Adam Pearce came out like gangbusters against Ric Flair and momentarily rocked him with his strength advantage, doing particular damage with his Powerslam. But it didn't take Flair long to counter Pearce's offense by a relatively quick pin attempt using the ropes however; Pearce showed tremendous heart kicking out of multiple pin attempts by Flair until a Low Blow brought him to the mat and Flair easily finished him with a full strength FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK.
"Solar" Flair defeated Adam Pearce by a Submission at the 15 minute mark to advance on.
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11. LXG TELEVISION TITLE MATCH:
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The Champion - Penny Banner with Mr. Fuji defends her title against The Challenger - The Destroyer !
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What at first appeared to be a one sided contest and an inevitable title change turned into a spectacular 5 star match as The Destroyer came within a single slap of the mat to becoming champ. The Destroyer had Banner ready to submit to his Single Leg Boston Crab and had it not been for Mr. Fuji's interference, he would have win. After The Destroyer Suplexed Fuji over the ropes and out cold onto the ring floor, Penny Banner made a huge comeback narrowly scoring pinfalls with her SMALL CRADLE & SUNSET FLIP before the bell rang.
LXG Television Champion - Penny Banner & The Destroyer wrestled to a 20 minute Time Limit Draw.
Penny Banner retains The LXG Television Championship in a version 1 Title Defense.
Penny Banner - (3 - 0) ( + 194)
The Destroyer - (4 - 0) ( + 166)
(A title rematch is now to be held as part of this months Lucky 13 PPV as another added Main Event !).
(As Mr. Fuji escorted his girlfriend and Television Champion Penny Banner back to the locker rooms to eagerly help her change, someone from the front row caught The Destroyers attention:
Jack Nicholson - That was one hell of a match young man...I'm a big fan of yours...you deserved to win that title.
The Destroyer - You got that right.
Jack Nicholson - I have a proposition for you my friend...Join (Nicholson turns his head both ways to look) Ric Flair's Figure Four Horsemen...and we can make sure good ole Mr. Fuji...has alternate plans...that will keep him...from the PPV title rematch.
The Destroyer - Solar Flair really is Ric Flair?
Jack Nicholson - In the flesh...and he wants to work with you...and give you a clear path to The Television Title.
The Destroyer - ......Huh.)
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The Champion Jim Londos defends his title against The Challenger Skinhead Sherri Martel with Count Necros - No Disqualification Match !
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Skinhead Sherri Martel had plans to go hog wild on the usually restrained Champion Jim Londos, as did Jim Londos - his plans were simply to outwrestle and outclass her at a furious pace. Londos's plans proved to be the superior ones and although Martel showed a tremendous amount of heart, Londos took her apart from the opening bell to his AIRPLANE SPIN that ended Martels bid for the title.
LXG Hardcore Champion Jim Londos defeated Skinhead Sherri Martel via Pinfall at the 12 minute mark.
Jim Londos retained the LXG Hardcore Title a successful version 2 title defense.
Jim Londos - (4 - 1) ( + 280)
Skinhead Sherri Martel - (3 - 1) ( + 131)
(As T.V. Announcers Solie & Ventura were remarking about how Martels overall appearance seems to be changing - stronger and sexier...):
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Skinhead Martel - So where the hell were you?
Count Necros - I...my dear was watching you get that pretty little ass of yours...handed to you...so tell me...why should we embrace you...into The Family?
Skinhead Martel - Because (edges closer) The Family needs...A commissioner.
Count Necros - That's true (also edges closer)...a strong one.
(She leads him into a shower stall).
Skinhead Martel - Take me...Take me now...Love Me Two Times...
(Count Necros slowly sinks his fangs into her neck, as she gasps in ecstacy while hooking her legs around his waist, now for the second time in her life).
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Afghanistan Bananastan Part VI:
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(From the journal of Little Beaver)
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With each subsequent meeting as of late, the group Afghanistan Bananastan as grown larger and larger due to all the circumstances and situations they find themselves collectively up against. They are all meeting at the big table on the second of their three office floors - the table they simply call The Round Table.
They are equipped with strong pots of Cafe Bustelo Espresso Coffee, two cases of Corona, and a 500 dollar food order from Pizza Hut, as a faint whiff of Heisenbergs Cloud floats around the seat where Tommy Chong is sitting.
What transpired has been put into summary form below by the topics discussed:
A) Ms. Maggie Hancock:
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Trish Stratus quietly turned off the left open intercom on the Round Table and after getting every ones attention, told them all that your receptionist - Ms. Hancock is really Stacy Keibler from The World Wide Empire in disguise and is quite literally in bed with Wince McCan't. Trish said that if Hogan wins the upcoming match vs Monolith, Wince is going to be more of a problem than ever. Stacy needs to be distracted - Trish suggests The LXG hire someone on a temporary basis who she knows Stacy always had a crazy crush on. She whispers his name into Roth's ear who then says - he's my bud, got him laid a long time ago, he owes me...no problemo.
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David Lee Roth informed all that for a long time, all had been quiet at Kevin Sullivans creepy mansion, but as of late - there has been some curious activity not by Sullivan, but by Murdok and Godsend. Murdok appears as though he may be comtemplating telling Sullivan to go scratch...and perhaps start raising (or harvesting) his own zombie army, with Godsends full support. Roth says he will continue his stake out, but assures all that something is definitely up with these two. Bill Murray just says in quiet disgust - Murdie...Murdie...Murdie...
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Being a friend and the spiritual advisor of Witness, Father Don Leo Jonathan has brought him much comfort and moments of precious inner peace - that he never had or even experienced before. Due to this relationship and friendship, Witness has now become a triple agent, he works for Drury, Epoch and Father DLJ. But to only Father DLJ has he divulged the full truth about Drury and his plans to not only enslave Earth but even his now incredible leverage over The Dominion and that he has them right where he wants them. This news was the heaviest & made everyone grab an extra thick slice of pizza and a bottle of beer.
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The Wicked Monk spoke with Taeler Hendrix & Clint Eastwood primarily on this topic. When Clint Eastwood found out that Taeler Hendrix devised the explosive that was used by Sky Low Low and David Lee Roth to level an entirely abandoned Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, he told her - in that gravely/slightly evil tone - I just fell in love with you all over again. Taeler Hendrix and Clint Eastwood agreed to be part of a crack - largely Irish Task Force led by the leader of The Moons Midget Militia - The Bulk - to locate and diffuse the bomb that the Maffei planted on the Moon, not to move it, but just to disable it.
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After many discussions and many pints between Sky Low Low, an elder and very respected member of The Hells Angels, Sonny Barger (who was one of their leaders at the Altamont Concert) and Rolling Stone - Keith Richards, Sky has hired The Hells Angels specifically to be the LXG security force when only The Gladiators of Aethra are competing, despite Little Beavers anxiety over the idea.
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She Devils primary concerns are mostly two fold (along with everything else they are faced with) - she doesn't agree with Fhanna being here (who is currently sitting next to Little Beaver) and Sly Drury's presence at The Owners Meeting and his agendas are going to turn The Dark Menace against us. Little Beaver and Fhanna held hands under the table and he gave her an encouraging squeeze. Fhanna then spoke for a while, apologizing to all, especially to She Devil for any grief or trouble she caused Beav or any of them and Fhanna volunteered to be the one to try to sway The Dark Menaces perceptions and assure that he backs Low Devil Beaver before all others. She has even agreed to wear a wire to try to gain She Devils trust. They agree to try it her (and Beav's) way, even She Devil agrees after some time.
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When Sky Low Low feels really cornered, he finds great comfort in speaking with David Lee Roth about his problems. Considering all of their problems, Roth suggested Sky speak with The Silver Shadow - Endgame. After Sky reiterated all that Endgame had heard, he asked his opinion, what does he think the best solution is to all of this.
Endgame thought about it for 30 seconds and said - I think we should round up everybody who might have something to lose by The Dominion seizing control of all, even perhaps this holy man named Shade who visited the Guardian in a dream & get them on one team - and then first try to reason with The Dominion before starting a long and very destructive war, if The Dominion doesn't comply, then we all take them out together.
Ron Simmons said - DAMN!!! - Sky Low Low said to Endgame - Get down wit cha bad self - you sexy silver love beast. Endgame considered what Sky said and replied - ...I'm forced to agree with you. He actually cracked a weirdly awkward smile as he fist bumped Sky.
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Based off of Endgames idea and its acceptance, Robert Redford is going to speak with many of his Hollywood friends and get them on board to help financially bankroll a essential war chest that Afghanistan Bananastan will most likely need in it's attempts to form a united front against The Dominion.
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Bill Murray has been getting a slew of requests to appear and answer questions regarding some strange phenomenon occuring across the globe ranging from: hippies chasing aliens, occassional zombie sightings, vampires in Brooklyn, possible extraterrestrial presences detected in space within our galaxy and many countries starting to trust each other even less. Murray is going to have to go on an extended damage control tour across the world and razzle dazzle a lot of people so The League can appeal to the global community to join The LXG in trying to save the Earth and the Moon, from The Dominion.
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The International community through the United Nations and other groups are denying The LXG any rights of ownership when it comes to Earths Moon. Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose and his steady partner Tanya from Long, Slow and Screw LLP are setting up a universal conference call to attempt to iron all of this out as well as have the Earth petition to join The Universal Court System and Federation of Planets - like the Moon has. He will have Omega, Tanya, The Guardian, Ronald Klump, Queen Hairy II and Gladimhere Poopin amongst others as well as judges from The Universal Courts, with whom he now has a great relationship, on the video conference. Loophole always says a good lawyer knows the laws...but a great lawyer knows the judges.
K) The Unknown Soldiers:
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Plethador told the group about he and Deadlines discoveries underneath the streets of Manhattan within the New York City Sewer System. Thousands of zombies undoubtedly under Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombies command. They haven't been set loose yet, but it appears to only be a matter of time.
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Wolf also relayed all of his and Lope's experiences involving The Black Death and in particular the 24 and what they are manufacturing and shipping somewhere. Somewhat along the same lines as Kevin Sullivan - Abroz looks to carry out some sort of attack on the peoples of Earth. Another ticking time bomb to be dismantled sooner rather than later.
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The small but deeply disturbed group of spies fanatically loyal to She Devil as informed She Devil that Zaratticus has apparently taken up residence in Bay Ridge Brooklyn and has been meeting with various sorts of people for purposes of soliciting his dark sorcery. She Devil says she will investigate this further and see what she can find out, maybe he will counterspell all - if the price is right.
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Well it turns out that Cheech Marin is still pregnant with his alien child that was deposited deep with his...being. He has decided to keep it as he has now emotionally bonded with it. It's (and Cheech) is/are driving Tommy Chong absolutely crazy. He recently told Cheech - What! You want me to rub you're sore feet!...I love you man...like a brother...but I ain't rubbin shit!
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The Wicked Monk asked Jim Morrison (who was helping Chong make a dent in his supply of Heisenbergs Cloud), what Morrison thought about all of this. To which Morrison replied:
Jim Morrison - Endgames got the right idea I guess but youve got an even bigger problem mixed in with it all...Shade could be an anagram...
The Wicked Monk - For what?
Jim Morrison - ...Hades.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Soon:
Month 5 - Card 5 Match Announcements and previews.
Take care all!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Dec 19, 2017 19:16:18 GMT -5
Glad to see one of my favorite feds back in action. Big wins by Payback and Code Destroyer against tough competition.
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Post by cruefan68 on Dec 20, 2017 9:37:51 GMT -5
I don't know how you do it my friend but the action and storylines in LXG are second to none. Loved the last word from Jim Morrison, a dark view of what is to come. I have to ask in the wild world of LXG is Taeler Hendrix related to Jimi Hendrix? Inquiring minds need to know. Jim Londos vs. Sherri Martel, never thought I needed to see that match but here we are. I was actually hoping to see Sherri take it. Sky Low Low hiring the Hells Angelsas LXG security? This won't end well. I know I'm all over the place with my thoughts but there is so much to take in my head spins sometimes  |
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Post by Pariah on Dec 20, 2017 13:40:15 GMT -5
My thoughts have pretty much been expressed by our friends, TTX and cruefan68... Storytelling like this simply doesn't exist in very many places... If Neil Gaiman and Quentin Tarantino ever joined forces to start a wrestling promotion, the result would be very similar to the LXG... In addition, loved that vicious win for Necros and Bloodstorm... Keep up the awesome work! |
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Post by Bri on Dec 20, 2017 18:53:10 GMT -5
Always fun to read. Even when I'm a little lost it's still fun. Great fed. Hey ajcostello! Thanks very much man for those kind words. Am very glad the League is fun. (I'm always lost! - according to my wallet my real name is actually Genuine Rawhide) If The LXG is at least something decent to read whilst on the throne - then I'm a happy camper. |
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