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Post by Bri on Jan 12, 2018 9:10:12 GMT -5
Keep those dice hot, Bri. Will definitely do my friend TTX and right back at you!!
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Post by Bri on Jan 12, 2018 9:24:46 GMT -5
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Coming Soon: ------------------------------
A special message from The LXG Acting Commissioner - Sly Drury regarding The Only The Strong Survive Tournament to be held in between Cards 6 & 7 of this month - In Other Words - Next !
A Tournament to declare who will be The LXG's first Champion of the Universe !
Also League News and Rumor Mill !
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Post by Bri on Jan 12, 2018 17:38:09 GMT -5
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Month 5 - Special Tournament Announcement!
The LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon !
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As per The LXG Interim Commissioner - Sly Drury...before our regular card schedule continues:
32 wrestlers to compete in one night in a single elimination match tournament to crown the very first...LXG Champion of the Universe!
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Match Commentaries with our regular LXG Television Announcing team of Jim Solie and Gorilla Ventura with their Very Special Guests...Vipers Pit Crew - Ron Simmons, Ms. April Hunter & Pit Viper!
Match ups will be generated randomly via a randomizer at the announcer/commentators desks and match-ups will be revealed one match at a time!
Which Two Wrestlers Will Be Able To Out Wrestle And Outlast The Competition To Make It To The Championship Match?
Make sure you have strong coffee - it's going to be a long night!!
From The Desk Of Sly Drury: ---------------------------------------------------
Please let it be known that our Chief...Omega of Cetus...belongs in this tournament. It is with a heavy heart that I have to say that he is still missing. We are exhausting every possible resource to find him...please keep him in your hearts...and we will relay any updates asap!
The Only The Strong Survive Tournament is proudly dedicated to him...
Wrestlers can be Disqualified...No Interferences or Time Limits...
Special Referee for every match - Mr. Morgan Dollar !
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A.J. Styles Aethran Overmaster Bigfoot Bruiser Brody Bryan Danielson Buddy Rogers Burning Man Chaos Supreme Disaster End of Days Endgame Frank Gotch George Hackenschmidt Godsend Harley Race Jay Lethal Jimmy Snuka Kevin Steen Lou Thesz Michael Elgin Mil Mascaras Monolith Nick Bockwinkel Rikidozan Roddy Piper Shayne Solar Flair Star Warrior Thantos Tyler Black William Muldoon Wolf
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Several wrestlers have decided to depart from either - The League, Wrestling, The Earth, The Moon, The Milky Way Galaxy or all of the above, for various reasons - many claim uneasiness about the general climate of any or even all of these...as well as fears of a strongly rumored impending war of all wars.
As a result, Sly Drury is in the process of rebalancing the rosters - more to follow as it develops.
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WWE (World Wide Empire) owner Wince McCan't, was rumored to be seen recently shopping around to purchase of all things...a used B52 bomber plane...an increasing amount of people in and about The League are becoming more than somewhat concerned...
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Attention! - Special Room Rates Are Available At - The Brooklyn Bungalow - The Finest (And Only) 6 Star LXG Hotel, Casino, Delicatessen and Unisex Escort Service Complex !!!
Special Combo Coupons and all sorts of Offers Available At The LXG Official Website - Including Dinner Coupons For The Grand Opening Of The City Of Fights Very First Chineese Food Restaurant - David San's...Rock Out With Your Wok Out.
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All the best everybody!
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Post by Pariah on Jan 12, 2018 18:36:20 GMT -5
The LXG gets ready to crown its inaugural Champion of the Universe... Lots of incredible competition... But, there can be only one winner... I think the choice is clear...
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Post by TTX on Jan 12, 2018 19:42:23 GMT -5
Good old Wince.....sure he has some dark ideas for the LXG.
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Post by Bri on Jan 13, 2018 10:12:41 GMT -5
Hey TTX! Yes he does my friend. As he flails away on his organ wearing his cape and half mask, deep inside the dungeon inside his Connecticut Castle, he has hatched a particularly dark an extremely warped master plan not only for The LXG - but for all of Brooklyn. Zaratticus (who assisted for a hefty fee with the plot) will be absent during the Lucky 13 PPV this month because it's just too much to consider. Sadly, for the tortured and captive audience that is The World Wide Empire, Wince insists on playing on the organ and singing the same song over and over - "Cause she's a...Twentieth Century _Ox". It's a terrible thing to witness. It's always a great thing to hear from you my friend!
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Post by cruefan68 on Jan 13, 2018 14:26:44 GMT -5
Wince McCant singing and playing 20th Century Fox over and over on the organ - hilarious. That Wince can bring it entertainment style, though I must say I am a little worried about his shopping for a B52 Bomber! I'm going to seek safety in a bomb shelter if that mad genius gets possession of such a weapon.
As for as the LXG Champion of the Universe tournament I can't wait for it. What a lineup. A quick glance at the competitors lined up has me wanting to see Bruiser Brody take it all but I know that it won't be easy. The LXG is the place to be!
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Post by Bri on Jan 14, 2018 8:38:49 GMT -5
Wince McCant singing and playing 20th Century Fox over and over on the organ - hilarious. That Wince can bring it entertainment style, though I must say I am a little worried about his shopping for a B52 Bomber! I'm going to seek safety in a bomb shelter if that mad genius gets possession of such a weapon. As for as the LXG Champion of the Universe tournament I can't wait for it. What a lineup. A quick glance at the competitors lined up has me wanting to see Bruiser Brody take it all but I know that it won't be easy. The LXG is the place to be! Hey cruefan68! I always look forward to you're comments my friend, and I'm truly grateful you are a part of this circus called the LXG! Had a feeling you were going to enjoy Wince's song selection (even if the rest of the WWE is going insane in the process)! Wince McCan't is slowly approaching the true turning point in his existence. I was cracking up when I read about the bomb shelter idea. Truth of the matter is - he just purchased one. I hope there's room for a few of us in that bomb shelter (it will be like that episode of Taxi - when Louie, Jeff, The Reberend Jim and Tony try to stay in there over a practice weekend). As for The OTSS Tournament - it is a loaded line-up and I think Bruiser Brody has an excellent chance. There also is a strong push from the Earth born LXG faithful to keep this title from the "aliens", which is making some of them root for some wrestlers they never used to before. This Tournament is a pit stop in the usual monthly card progression and also on the cusp of some pivotal moments in the overall story! So glad and grateful you are a part of this Crue!
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Post by Bri on Jan 14, 2018 8:51:10 GMT -5
The LXG gets ready to crown its inaugural Champion of the Universe... Lots of incredible competition... But, there can be only one winner... I think the choice is clear... Hey Pariah! That post was all kinds of killer cool, and always amigo - as apropos as you can get. The Phenomenal One is a strong popular favorite - For one he's Earthborn, two he's A.J. Friggin Styles! And three, his steady girlfriend April Hunter will be providing I'm sure some Phenomenal commentary about her man. Truly hope we all enjoy. As I mentioned to Crue, there are a lot of fans from Earth who will now support (when you get down to it) any wrestler from Earth to keep this title of titles on Earth. Consequently, the many GWF fans who are now part of The LXG are now rooting for their favorites as well as anyone but an Earthborn to "take the title away from Earth". As always, very glad you're apart if it all. And thanks again for everybody commenting of just following along. To coin The American Poet cruefan68 - FSG is the place to be!
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Post by Bri on Jan 14, 2018 18:04:25 GMT -5
Hello all - hope everyone is doing good!
Just wanted to say first - many thanks to all for all of the comments and support the League has been getting!!!
The second thing I wanted to mention was I am tweaking the presentation a bit with The LXG. I truly hope everybody digs it.
When it comes to posting a fed, it's always a work in progress for me and the only thing that's constant is - I keep changing my mind!
Hope this format is a groovy one.
I think it will work for me - always trying to find the right balance between inside and outside the ring action.
It's somewhat like a fed I used to post - with a one match at a time style - heavily influenced by an old awesome fed called The Iron Cafe.
(I believe by Crimson Cross - but I have to double check).
Anywho - Thanks all!
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