Big Daddy Kanter presents Ultimate Kombat Wrestling
Aug 14, 2020 9:30:36 GMT -5
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ULTIMATE KOMBAT WRESTLING
UNDERGROUND
AREA 15
LAS VEGAS, NV
AS SEEN ON THE FILSINGER INDY WRESTLING NETWORK
UNDERGROUND
AREA 15
LAS VEGAS, NV
AS SEEN ON THE FILSINGER INDY WRESTLING NETWORK
Ian Riccoboni: Hey there fans, UKW Underground is back on the air. I’m Ian Riccoboni, along with Steve Corino and Steve, once again we have an incredible night of action in store.
Corino: Indeed we do. Kimber Lee will be in action tonight after getting in Underground Women’s Champion Jessicka Havoc’s face last week.
Riccoboni: Lee reminded Havoc and everyone that she beat Havoc at Flames of Phoenix. Kimber Lee may have the inside track in becoming the next Underground Women’s Champion, but we’ll have to wait and see. In the meantime, we have two more women who want a shot at that title facing off in our opening contest.
Christina Von Eerie vs. Thunder Rosa
Rosa demonstrated complete domination as she was all over Von Eerie. The end came as Rosa crunched Von Eerie with a pillow case full of bricks and made the pin.
Riccoboni: That will ruin your weekend.
Corino: Yeah, that can’t feel good.
Riccoboni: Back at Flames of Phoenix Pitbull Gary Wolfe made his UKW debut and put down a tough competitor in Punishment Martinez.
Corino: Tonight Wolfe has another tough cookie in Sami Callihan standing across the ring from him. What else does the veteran have? We’re going to find out right now.
Sami Callihan vs. Pitbull Gary Wolfe
Callihan had the early advantage, but missed a cannonball onto a seated Wolfe. Wolfe took advantage of the miscue and brawled with Callihan throughout the building, even ramming Callihan’s head into a forklift fork in a garage area. The action returned to the ring and Wolfe grabbed a trash can, putting it upside down on Callihan. Wolfe found a chair, which he used to smash the trash can repeatedly. Callihan collapsed to the mat and Wolfe though he had the victory, but Callihan kicked out of the pin attempt. Wolfe followed up with a SUPER BOMB and gained another near fall. Callihan made a comeback and gained a near fall of his own after a CUERNO KILLER. Wolfe battled back and the action continued back and forth until the ref took a bump. Callihan managed to gain the advantage and when the ref recovered beat Wolfe with a CUERNO KILLER.
Riccoboni: The veteran, Gary Wolfe, showed a lot of heart.
Corino: He definitely didn’t embarrass himself, but Sami Callihan was better on this night.
Riccoboni: Kevin Steen and El Generico have reunited and are looking for an Underground Tag Team Title shot.
Corino: They really never broke up, just battled some injuries. They do return to Underground tonight and take on FEAR.
Kevin Steen & El Generico vs. FEAR (Joe Gacy & Blackwater)
Steen and Generico had the early advantage, but FEAR battled back after Gacy nailed Steen with the ring bell. The action continued back and forth with both teams executing several tags. Steen pulled out a bag of tacks, dumped them in the ring, then slammed Blackwater on the tacks. Blackwater was hurt. Steen delivered a vicious forearm to Gacy, knocking him off the apron, then pinned Blackwater.
(After the match, Generico joined Steen in double teaming Blackwater. Gacy recovered and came to the aid of his partner, resulting in a wild brawl. Security personnel made their way to ring and restored order.)
Riccoboni: As we mentioned at the top of the program, Kimber Lee basically called out Underground Women’s Champion Jessicka Havoc last week, but tonight she’s facing another tough competitor in Lufisto.
Corino: Kimber Lee will defintiely have her work cut out for her against the Super Hardcore Anime.
Kimber Lee vs. Lufisto
Lufisto had the early advantage, but Lee took over when the action spilled out of the ring. Lee smashed a cinder block over Lufisto’s head, leaving her a bloody mess. Lee couldn’t put Lufisto away, but continued her assault and got the victory after a German suplex.
Riccoboni: The cinder block will get you every time.
Corino: An excellent strategy by Kimber Lee.
THE ICEBOX w/Robbie Ice
Ice: Robbie Ice, back with you again … the man with a plan and a mic in my hand. I was apparently too sweet to be sour and the powers that be brought me back for a second installment of The Icebox. Now my guests this week are a couple of different cats, but I love these guys. I really get them. Please welcome the colorful team of Warhausen.
(Danhausen and Warhouse come out to a mildly positive fan reaction as Ice openly applauds them.)
Gentlemen, welcome. I hope you’re ready to be put on the cold seat.
Danhausen: Danhausen prefers to stand so he does not care what temperature the seat is.
(Warhorse actually picks up the cushy blue chair and looks as if he is going to toss it into the crowd, but Ice is able to talk him down and into putting the chair back where he found it.)
Ice: Dude, I love your enthusiasm, but c’mon. I want this to be a permanent gig.
Warhorse: Sorry, my bad.
Ice: No worries, my man. So last week you guys made your UKW debut and defeated a couple of tough hombres in the Wolf Zaddies. You guys are kinda unorthodox, but get the job done. Why do you think that is?
Warhorse (yelling): Professional wrestling isn’t easy! It all starts with training! I train for 8 hours a day in the gym to rule ass!
Ice: How about you Danhausen?
Danhausen: Teeth.
Ice: Teeth?
Danhausen: Danhausen loves teeth. They are delicious and nutritious.
Ice: That’s why I love you guys. Two very different styles, but you make it work.
Warhorse (still yelling): I have a message for all the other tag teams in UKW! We are here to chew bubble gum and kick ass!
Ice: Are you all out of bubble gum?
Warhorse: No … here have some!
(Warhorse offers Ice some bubble gum, but Ice declines.)
Danhausen: Danhausen is here to tell all the other wrestlers in UKW what a better wrestler Danhausen is than them. I am the best wrestler in the world and I will kick everyone’s asshausen.
(Suddenly, ‘Tequila’ begins to play over the PA system.)
Ice: Wait, what is that music?
(Danhausen begins to dance and Warhorse reluctantly joins him.)
I love it! These guys are great!
(Danhausen gets Ice to dance as well.)
Be back here next week for another episode of Icebox Dance Party.
Riccoboni: More great content from Robbie Ice.
Corino: The man definitely asks the tough questions.
Riccoboni: Speaking of tough, our next match features two tough wrestlers, Jon Moxley and Joey Janela.
Riccoboni: It’s always a brutal encounter when these two meet.
Jon Moxley vs. Joey Janela
Moxley controlled the majority of the match, but that didn’t stop Janela from trying to introduce several weapons including a chair and a ladder. Moxley consistently countered Janela’s attempt and used the weapon on Janela. Moxley finally beat Janela with MOXICITY.
(Scarlet Bourdeaux is in the locker room with UKW Underground Tag Team Champions Da Hit Squad.)
Bourdeaux: Gentlemen, you have several teams lining up to face you for those titles.
Monsta Mack: These teams here on Underground … they are some of the toughest teams in the world. That’s ok, though, because Da Hit Squad is the toughest team on Underground and we don’t back down from a fight.
Dan Maff: I’ll say this one time and one time only. Any team that gets in the ring with us are in for a world of pain. These teams want to take our belts? We take that very personally and you better believe any personal attacks on Mack Daddy and myself will be dealt with violently.
(Suddenly The Family Stone appears and starts trash talking with Da Hit Squad. This didn’t last long as thing deteriorated into a wild brawl very quickly. Bourdeaux scurried away as referees and security ran in to break it up.)
Riccoboni: The Family Stone sure wanted to jump to the front of the line to challenge UKW Underground Tag Team Champions Da Hit Squad.
Corino: Two of those teams they leaped over are coming up in our main event as Villain Enterprises take on War Machine.
Villain Enterprises (PCO & Brody King) vs. War Machine (Raymond Rowe & Hanson)
This was a wild brawl from the opening bell. The ref had a difficult time maintaining control as both teams brawled inside and outside the ring. Hanson pinned PCO after a powerbomb.
Riccoboni: What a wild way to end tonight’s show.
Corino: No doubt. War Machine was up to the challenge.
Riccoboni: That’s going to wrap it up here on Underground. For Steve Corino, I’m Ian Riccoboni and we’ll see you next time.
(FADE TO BLACK)