Legends Unleashed

[TTX]

The strangest craziest legends fed to come.

Matches include
Adrian Street vs Gorgeous George in a Dress Match
Kevin Sullivan vs Mikey Whipwreck in a Fire Pit Match
World's Cutest Tag Team and Chuck Taylor vs Jim Cornette and The Midnight Express in a Comedy vs Drama Match
Jim Duggan vs One Man Gang Chain Match
Bobo Brazil vs The Sheik in a Mud Pit Match
The Road Warriors vs Miracle Violence Connection in a Chicago Street Fight
Johnny Saint vs Nigel McGuiness in a Gentleman's Rules Match
Andre the Giant and Jimmy Snuka vs The Masked Superstars in a Steel Cage Match.
Trish Stratus vs Madison Rayne in a Lumberjill Match.
A.J. Styles and Christopher Daniels vs Kevin Steen and Tyler Black in a Penalty Box Match
All matches commentated by Nightmare Nikki, Eris and Amaranth

[Bri]

Wow TTX!! This looks absolutely off the hook!

And (as Pariah says) The Terrible Trio as the commentators - brilliant touch.

Will absolutely be purchasing season tickets this fed!

Dyno Mite my friend. That is one incredible first card - the first match literally made me laugh out loud 😊

[cruefan68]

Ok you have our attention - what a crazy lineup!

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Adrian Street vs Gorgeous George in a Dress Match
Amaranth "So is it the winner or loser who wears a dress?" Nikki "Does it matter?" Eris "Not really"

Street and George went at it for a while and both valets interfered but eventually Street caught George in the crucifix, grabbed the dress and slipped it on telling the crowd he felt fabulous now.

Amaranth "That Street is an odd duck but he has a catchy theme." Nikki "That he does. What's next?" Eris grins as she says "Fire Time"

Kevin Sullivan vs Mikey Whipwreck in a Fire Pit Match

Nikki "Hmmm I recall this a specialty in Primus. That would probably be something to watch." Eris "Indeed, I love crazy matches like this." Amaranth jams "Baby, my heart's on fire" Nikki "And everything else too."

Mikey Whipwreck defeated Kevin Sullivan with the Whippersnapper into the fire pit after Wild Bull Curry accidentally smashed Kevin Sullivan with the Brass Knuckles. Whipwreck played hit and run in the match but Sullivan looked like he would have it for a while. Sullivan however wasn't happy with just beating him and called Curry in for a little assistance only for Whipwreck to play possum and duck. He then went and dropped Sullivan into the Fire Pit landing just outside of it to win. However a stray bit of fire did catch Whipwreck's outfit.

Nikki "Smells like pork cooking." Eris "Hmmm too hot for my snakes there." Amaranth "At cleast Curry's there to carry Sullivan back." Meanwhile Whipwreck is rolling around on the floor to put out his flames.

World's Cutest Tag Team and Chuck Taylor vs Jim Cornette and The Midnight Express in a Comedy vs Drama Match

Nikki "The stipulation in this match is interesting. If World's Cutest Tag Team and Taylor win, they can continue their comedy antics and Jim Cornette must wear a chicken suit. If they lose, they must act seriously and serve Jim Cornette for 30 days."

This was wild but in the end Lane, Eaton, Taylor and Ryan were battling on the floor leaving Cornette in the ring with LeRae. He tried to smash her with the tennis racket only to get kicked low. LeRae then hit the Balls Plex for the three count. Cornette tried to run off but was stopped by the Road Warriors who stuffed him into the chicken suit. Cornette was forced to waddle around as he heard the crowd chanting KFC to which he screamed no.

Jim Duggan vs One Man Gang Chain Match
Nikki "I think Duggan would have liked a taped fist or a flag match rather than this." Amaranth "Yeah, but you know him...take on all comers." Eris does not comment instead having Minion go to fetch her a drink.

One Man Gang defeated Jim Duggan following a 747 Splash off the ropes with the chain on Duggan's chest. Duggan had it going for a while but Gang caught him off the ropes with a chain wrapped fist and then he bounced off the ropes and followed with a huge splash to win.

Eris "Guess that chain was too much for Duggan to handle." Amaranth jams on her guitar to "Bad Bad Leroy Brown while Nikki just laughs.

Bobo Brazil vs The Sheik in a Mud Pit Match
Nikki "Several women would probably call this match a beauty treatment." Eris "Stone is a much cheaper and better way to stop a person from moving." Amaranth "Yeah, but people are much less willing to pay for that treatment."

Bobo Brazil put away a mud encrusted Sheik following five straight Coco Butts. Sheik went wild for a while but he dropped his object in the mud and when he went to grab it again, Brazil had recovered and went wild smashing Sheik with Coco Butt after Coco Butt as the mud and blood encrusted Sheik could do nothing but take it before Brazil covered him for the pin.

Nikki "Hmmm, maybe we could sell this idea to a company as a beauty treatment."

The Road Warriors vs Miracle Violence Connection in a Chicago Street Fight.

Eris "What makes a Chicago Street Fight any different from say a Centra Street Fight." Nikki "That old real estate phrase...location location location"

Miracle Violence Connection defeated The Road Warriors following the Power Bomb by Gordy on Hawk after the Midnight Express took out Animal with the Veg-A-Matic. This was a wild brawl that went all around the arena. Both teams were evenly matched and it only turned when the Midnights got involved for some revenge. When Animal was taken out, Gordy and Williams hit a double tackle on Hawk before the Gordy power bomb for the win.

Amaranth "Guess the Midnights got revenge for their manager but I wonder if Corny is out of the chicken suit yet or not. I hear Greg Valentine is in the arena somewhere."

Johnny Saint vs Nigel McGuiness in a Gentleman's Rules Match
Nigel McGuiness defeated Johnny Saint 2 falls to 1 in a match refereed by Jervis Cottonbelly.

Nikki "So a Gentleman's Rules match is you automatically lose if you get caught cheating twice. Jervis Cottonbelly will make sure neither does that." Amaranth "I think there's a song in there somewhere."

Nigel won the first fall with the Tower of London.
Saint won the second fall via his Johnny Saint Special
Nigel won the final fall with his Jawbreaker Lariat.

Eris "I guess that was all right but personally I prefer anything goes matches. Maybe they can do that next time."

Before the match, The Sandman went to grab a beer before watching it only to find out that Andre had taken all his beer and drunk each can. Sandman went to complain only for Andre to say "You were too late, boss." Sandman left grumbling under his breath.

Andre the Giant and Jimmy Snuka vs The Masked Superstars in a Steel Cage Match.

Nikki "Guess even Sandman isn't willing to challenge The Giant about beers." Amaranth. "They should have a drinking contest at some point." Eris "I'd watch that."

Andre the Giant and Jimmy Snuka defeated The Masked Superstars when Snuka pinned Masked Superstar I following the Superfly Splash (+4) from the top of the cage.

After the match, Sandman and Ox Baker came down and yelled at Andre challenging him and a partner of his choice to a match against them...barbed wire singapore cane style.

Trish Stratus vs Madison Rayne in a Lumberjill Match.
The women around the ring included Cheerleader Melissa, Sherri Martel, Mia Yim, Heidi Lovelace, Mildred Burke, Joyce Grable, and The Glamour Girls.

Trish Stratus put down Madison Rayne with Stratusfaction. Surprisingly neither woman suffered from a major attack on the outside and eventually Stratus avoided a turnbuckle charge adn hit her finisher to win.

Nikki "Hmmm guess these girls need to learn the fun of a lumberjill match is to pound your opponent mercilessly on the floor. Eris "Well Nikki we know you love everything involving groups." Amaranth breaks out into giggles at that.

A.J. Styles and Christopher Daniels vs Kevin Steen and Tyler Black in a Penalty Box Match

Amaranth "A Penalty Box match involves a wrestler being locked for a minute into a penalty box any time they are tossed out of the ring." Eris "Well that should affect the strategy of both tag teams" Nikki "I would imagine so. Still both teams are clever and I think they'll figure a counter to it."

Kevin Steen and Tyler Black defeated A.J. Styles and Christopher Daniels when Jon Moxley released Tyler Black from the Penalty Box and he hit God's Last Gift on Styles allowing Steen to score the three count. Kazarian tried to help his friends but Moxley smashed him with a chair before releasing Black. After the match the three announced they were The Shield of Truth and they would dominate wrestling.

Nikki "Hope everyone enjoyed our show. Terrible Trio signing out. Thank you Bobby "The Brain" wherever you are."

[jobber83]

That's a hell of a way to kick off a new fed! Hate to see Joey Ryan and his dick-pled get over on Corny but the dice have final say on how things go.

Andre & Sandman in a beer drinking contest would be fun...just need to find a chart for it. Maybe that can be phase two of their showdown after the barbed wire Singapore cane match.

[Pariah]

A little annoyed with Moxley for ruining the main event... But, the Shield of Truth are definitely a threat to anyone that crosses their path... Could be looking at an exceptional program here - Pitting those three against the trio of Styles, Daniels and Kazarian...

Thinking the Sandman may regret throwing down with Andre over a few cans of beer... We all know where his true passion lies, but this could be taking things a little too far...

Legends Unleashed kicks off with a really fun show... Nice work!

[Bri]

Really enjoyed Legends Unleashed's First card TTX!

The Terrible Trio are a show unto themselves and the in ring action really rocked.

I can still hear KFC KFC KFC in my head - that was awesome.

Not to mention Andre drinking all of the Sandman's beer - classic!

This is going to be a fun ride for sure!

[TTX]

Glad you guys liked. It's fun to do. The wrestling is easy, the commentary is hard but it's fun. The Cornette stuff just came to mind and I went with it.

For those who didn't attend, one of the highlights of Galacticon this year was the auction when promoter Jim Steinhoff (aka Mr. Jimmyface) won the auction for Cornette's art, gave a speech about him and then tore the art apart due to Cornette's complaints about guys like Chuck Taylor so the match just had to be done.

[TTX]

Card 2 will include
Andre the Giant and Mystery Partner against The Sandman and Ox Baker in a Singapore Cane wrapped in barbed wire Match, losing team buys the beer for the winning team.

A.J. Styles vs Jon Moxley in a Fans Bring the Weapons Match.

Rusty Brooks vs "Unpredictable" Johnny Rodz in a Loser Waves the Flag match.

Mike Graham vs Wild Bull Curry in a Brass Knuckles On a Pole Match.

The Road Warriors vs The Midnight Express in a Double Chain Match.

Jimmy Snuka vs Magnificent Muraco in a Steel Cage Match.

Old School Forever (Frank Gotch, William Muldoon and George Hackenschmidt) vs BDK (Claudio, Ares, Tursas)in an Elimination Match.

Blackjack Mulligan vs Pete Doherty in a Texas Death Match.

Trish Stratus vs Jazz in a falls count anywhere match.

Main Event
Lou Thesz vs Buddy Rogers in a 2 out of 3 Falls Submissions Only Match.

[Pariah]

Some pretty hardcore fare in the menu... Styles gets to really test his chops against the Lunatic Fringe with the fans bringing the weapons... Can't wait to find out who will team with the Eighth Wonder of the World in that main event... Awesome stuff!