Legends Unleashed

[Bri]

Wow thats some line up TTX!

I agree 100% with Pariah on excited on who is the guest that will tag with Andre!

But that main event looks world class!!

Looking forward to it all.

[TTX]

Nightmare Nikki "Welcome to Legends Unleashed. We've got a wild, crazy show as usual with every match being a main event anywhere in the universe of course."

Amaranth plays "Enter Sandman" as Sandman and Ox Baker came to the ring. Nikki: "Well I'm sure there are those who will get into the match for the beer, but it's the blood that will interest me." Eris: "Of course it would. Beer isn't bad, but you two don't have to drink any liquids anyways. Nikki "True enough." Amaranth: "Wonder who Andre chose as his partner."
Andre enters the ring stepping over the top rope. "My partner" he said "is "Mr. USA" Tony Atlas"

Andre the Giant and Tony Atlas defeated The Sandman and Ox Baker when Atlas pinned Sandman following the Press Slam and Splash. This was a bloodbath early on as both teams put the canes to use early and often. Late in the match, Baker managed to tie Andre into the ropes and grabbed Atlas in a bear hug. He had Sandman climb to the top to deliver a cane shot but Atlas broke free and Sandman nailed Baker. Atlas then picked up Sandman and dropped him down before splashing him while a freed Andre dropped on top of Baker stopping any chance of a save.

Nikki "Well I hope Sandman and Baker have plenty of cash because I hear Andre can drink quite a bit." Eris: "Sounds fun to me."

Eris: "The girls are going to prove they can be as wild as any two guys." Nikki smirked: "I think we already proved that but lets watch two others. Amaranth: "Those camera people are going to get their money tonight. Maybe they should hire Scrap Heap."

Jazz defeated Trish Stratus in a falls count anywhere match after using a power bomb through a table in the boiler room. These two women tore into each other as they battered each other here and there around the ring and to the back before they hit the boiler room where Jazz picked up Stratus and used a power bomb through a table before scoring the pin.

In the back, we see Andre and Atlas and several cases of beer while Sandman just grimaces as Andre simply says "More." Sandman wonder aloud how much the Giant can drink.

Eris: "Wonder if we'll see The Shield of Truth here." Nikki: "If we do, I'm sure The Addiction will also make their way here." Amaranth: "Let's see if Phenomenal can top the Lunatic Fringe"
A.J. Styles defeated Jon Moxley following smashing him with a fire extinguisher. The Addiction made sure the other members of the Shield of Truth could not get involved. From there Moxley and Styles battled around for a while taking various weapons from the fans and bashing each other. In the end, Styles hit a Styles Clash, then rolled out of the ring, grabbed a fire extinguisher and smashed Moxley with it for the three count.


Nikki: "Looks like Kevin Sullivan is sending one of his hitmen after his hated enemy Mike Graham." Eris: "He probably wants him to make up for his mistake against Whipwreck." Amaranth strums "Let Me Make It Up To You."

Wild Bull Curry dropped Mike Graham with a Brass Knuckles fist drop from the second turnbuckle. Graham tried to take out Sullivan's stooge Curry but he made this mistake of concentrating on grabbing the knuckles. Before he could use them, Curry dropped him to the mat, took the knuckles and hit a fistdrop from the second turnbuckle to score the pin.

Nikki: "Graham overthought that match and Curry made him pay for it."

Eris: "It's time for some tag wars here." Amaranth: "Wonder if Jim Cornette is out of the chicken suit." Nikki: "Even if he is, the fans won't let him forget it."

The Midnight Express knocked off The Road Warriors in a Double Chain Match when Eaton pinned Hawk after ducking an Animal clothesline. Early in the match, the Roadies dominated as the fans chanted KFC to Jim Cornette. The Midnights turned it around and it eventually became a chaotic brawl. Late in the match, Animal tried to clothesline Eaton only for Eaton to duck and Animal hit Hawk instead. Lane tangled up Animal as Eaton fell on top of Hawk for the three count.

After the match, The Original Midnight Express came down and attacked both teams. Cornette looked like he was going to smash Rose with his tennis racket when he smashed Stan Lane instead. Cornetee, Rose and Condrey left together.

Amarnath: "I sense a mismatch here." Eris: "True but we should get a few laughs as well." Nikki: "Indeed, probably time to send Minion to get us some snacks."

Blackjack Mulligan crushed Pete Doherty in a Texas Death Match with the Clawhold. Mulligan went wild on The Duke and even the few shots that Pete got in just were not enough. At one moment Pete did get his feet on the ropes while in a trapezius claw only for Mulligan to drop him to the mat. A while later, The Duke got trapped in the Clawhold and submitted and tried to stagger up to his feet only to crash to the mat as the referee counted ten and awarded the match to Blackjack.

Eris: "Guess The Duke has been crowned."

Amaranth: "It's the battle of the Islands here." Nikki: "Know any good island music then?" Eris: "Knowing these two, you'll at least get some of the blood you enjoy.: Nikki: "Hmm you're probably right there."

Magnificent Muraco defeated Jimmy Snuka with a Hawaiian Hammer after Snuka missed a Superfly Splash. This was a great match and both wrestlers tore into each other. It could have gone either way, but Snuka looked to have it after a backbreaker and climbing to the top to hit the Superfly Splash. He was a moment off though and Muraco rolled out of the way. He quickly hit the Hammer and held Snuka down for the victory.

Nikki: "It's time for some classic guys against guys who want to take over." Eris: "Shouldn't they all learn that women rule anyways?" Amaranth doesn't comment but seems more interested in watching Andre on the monitor chugging down some more beer.

Old School Forever put away The BDK in a close match.
Hackenschmidt put away Ares with the Russian Bear Hug.
Tursas pinned Hackenschmidt with the Diving Cross Body.
Muldoon pinned Tursas following the Body Lift and Throw.
Castagnoli used the Ricola Bomb to eliminate Muldoon.
Gotch forced Castagnoli to submit to the Gotch Toe Hold.

Amaranth: "Hey that music sounds familiar." Eris: "You heard it in the Clone Zone." Nikki: "That reminds me I should get a hold of Solar Flair and find out where Space Mountain is."

"Real American" Rusty Brooks defeated "Unpredictable" Johnny Rodz following the Rusty Brooks Special. The fans went wild as the strains of Real American played and Rusty Brooks came down waving the American Flag. He and Rodz tore into each other and though Brooks dominated, Rodz came back with some dirty tactics. Rodz when for an Unpredictable Slam but Brooks kicked out and went wild. He hit three straight punches and a body slam before following up with the Rusty Brooks Special for the three count.

After the match, Brooks made Rodz wave the American Flag. Brooks then grabbed the flag and waved it while cupping a hand to his ear while the fans cheered like crazy.

Nikki "Main Event Time." Amaranth: "I understand these two really hate each other." Eris: "Two completely different personalities, this should be a lot of fun."

Buddy Rogers defeated Lou Thesz in a two out of three falls submission match.
Thesz took the first fall via the STF.
Rogers used the Figure Four Grapevine to win the second fall.
Rogers used a kneebar to win the third fall after using a chair to injure Thesz's knee.
Lou Thesz took control early and battered Buddy Rogers aroudn the ring and got a quick submission with the STF. Rogers came back after a while and smashed Thesz's leg into the ringpost and got the Figure Four Grapevine clamped. Thesz decided to quit to save himself for the third fall. It was around that point Rogers realized he could not be disqualified since the falls were by submission only so he grabbed a chair and worked over Thesz. Thesz was furious and came back. It looked like he might win but his knee buckled during a power bomb attempt and Rogers quickly put him in a knee bar. With the injury, Thesz could not continue and the referee called for the bell giving Rogers the win.

After the match, Rogers dedicated his victory to himself saying "To a nicer man, it couldn't have happened."

[Bri]

Hey @ Troy!

Fantastic card - from beginning to end.

In particular liked how Muraco took the victory over Snuka with his Hawaiian Hammer. That sounded like a great match.

Tony Atlas was a great tag partner for Andre. They could probably drink a whole beer truck.

If Andre wasn't a human, he would have been a Clydesdale.

Great main event - The Nature Boy found a loophole angle to get around Thesz by giving him the chair.

But the rolling commentary between the Terrible Trio is what gives all of this its unique feel. An air of the supernatural and the macabre!

You really have something here my friend!

[joebreakdown]

Some hot, hot action here! Reminds me a little of some other feds I enjoy!

[jobber83]

After Hurricane Irma and surgery, I've been out of the loop for a little bit, trying to catch up. Looking forward to seeing the second match card with Andre/Mystery Partner against Sandman/Ox for loser buys the beer match. In fact, I'll up the stakes. Loser buys the beer and I'll buy winners a bottle of top-shelf Bourbon!

[TTX]

Amaranth opens the show with a power jam as she says "Welcome to Legends Unleashed."

Nikki: "Battle of Russia vs USA once again." Eris: "Let's see if the lumberjacks get involved."
Nikolai Volkoff pinned Koko B. Ware in a lumberjack match following the Backbreaker Drop. The Iron Sheik, Ivan Koloff, Boris Zhukov and The Mountie served as Volkoff's lumberjacks while Bobo Brazil, S.D. Jones, Blackjack Mulligan and Jim Duggan served as Koko's. This was a fun fight and Koko nearly had it won when Zhukoz tripped him when he was whipped into the ropes causing Koko to stager into Volkoff's Russian Bear Hug. From there, Volkoff switched to his vicious backbreaker and covered Ware for the pin.
Amaranth: "Well I have a feeling Bobo and Duggan won't take that lying down.:

Amaranth: "Looks like the Rowdy One is coming down with Muraco and Orton." Eris: "Looks like he's injured and on crutches." Nikki: "Between Orton and Piper, they're going to be able to put together a guy of broken parts."
Bobo Brazil and S.D. Jones took down Magnificent Muraco and Ace Orton in a strap match when Roddy Piper accidentally smashed Orton with a crutch allowing Jones to roll up Orton for the three count. Orton looked to have Jones beaten when Piper called him over to do a crutch shot only for Jones to hit a back headbutt and duck before Piper could complete his swing. Jones then headbutted Piper and rolled Orton up for the win.
Eris: "Well guess Piper needs to be more careful where he swings."

Eris: "Let's see if the Shield of Truth gets back on track here." Amaranth: "This could be epic."
Bryan Danielson defeated Kevin Steen in a Texas Death Match following a guillotine choke. This was an all out war with tons of action before Danielson finally caught Steen in a choke and he passed out. When Moxley and Black attacked, El Generico ran down. However to the shock of the crowd, he attacked Danielson and dropped him with the Brainbustahhhh!
Nikki: "Ouch, guess you really can't trust anyone in wrestling. Those poor Mexican orphans."

Amaranth: "Looks like those mysterious Machines popped up just in time for this match." Nikki: "Well, they can always go back to Japan if they lose here."
One Man Gang, King Kong Bundy and Bobby Heenan defeated Big Machine, Super Machine and Lou Albano when Bundy pinned Big Machine following the Atlantic City Avalanche in a loser leaves town match. Heenan and Albano barely entered the ring. Big Machine nearly put away Gang with a big elbow, but Bundy managed to tag inside and put away Big with the Avalanche while Gang tossed Super to the floor.

Eris: "Mmmm, someone's going to feel a hand on the tush." Amaranth: "No wonder you're going to enjoy that." Nikki: "I'm surprised they would agree to this match but let's see what happens."
Bill Dundee defeated Adrian Street in a loser's valet gets spanked when he used the Superstar Bomb on Street. Bill was accompanied by his wife while Miss Linda came down with Adrian who was still wearing the dress. Street nearly took it early with his Crucifix but Dundee would not stay down and he caught Street in a sleeper for a bit before dropping him to the mat and hitting the Bomb. He then grabbed Linda and gave her five swats before Street managed to pull her away.
Eris: "Wonder if Linda will try and get some revenge."

Nikki: "Bobby Heenan brings down his charges for the match." Eris: "This should be a good brawl especially with Crusher involved." Amaranth: "Did Nikki book this card with all the possibility of blood?"
Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens put away Red Crush in a First Blood match when Stevens busted open Crusher with the Bombs Away. Crusher did his best to bust both Bock and Stevens open but they managed to avoid it and when Heenan tried to attack Bastien on the floor, Crusher popped him bursting Heenan open. However, as he was not a participant in the match, it didn't count and Stevens drilled Crusher before hitting the Bombs Away which busted Crusher's nose open.

Nikki: "Guess Sandman hasn't learned his lesson and Kowalski is going to give him one." Amaranth: "At least there's no canes in this match." Eris: "Or beer. Maybe Sandman is working to pay off his debt."
Killer Kowalski defeated The Sandman in a Barbed Wire match after dropping Sandman with the Kowalski Claw. Sandman looked like he had it after two cane shots and the Hardcore DDT but Kowalski came roaring back with a huge flying knee and then clamped on the claw. Sandman tried to escape but bleeding heavily after being whipped into the wire several times, he could not get his shoulders up in time.

Amaranth: "Elimination time here. I hear Bob and Mike are sometimes called The Chests." Nikki: "Don't you have their workout tape?" Eris: "I hear it's a top seller."

Mike Graham and The Armstrongs beat Kevin Sullivan and The Texas Hangmen in an Elimination Match 3 falls to 1
Brad Armstrong pinned Psycho with the Russian Leg Sweep.
Bob Armstrong eliminated Killer with the Sleeper.
Kevin Sullivan pinned Brad Armstrong after the Tree of Woe.
Mike Graham forced Sullivan to submit to the Figure Four Leglock.
Psycho and Killer were whipped into each other and Brad quickly followed up with the Russian Leg Sweep to get an elimination. Bob then pounded down Killer for a bit nailing him with a huge karate chop before locking in his Sleeper. Sullivan tried to bail but Graham and the Armstrongs cut him off, so he gave it a go even catching Brad for a pin but Graham took his leg down and locked in the Figure Four Leglock to win.
Amaranth: "Well Graham got a bit of revenge this night."

Eris: "These two will never stop fighting will they?" Amaranth: "Not unless they're in a truck with some weed." Nikki: "Can't believe how much Sheiky baby has changed over the years."
Hacksaw Jim Duggan defeated The Iron Sheik in a Loser salutes the Flag match after the Flying Spear. Iron Sheik was dominating with his loaded boot and camel clutch but in the end, Duggan reversed a turnbuckle whip and hit his spear and Sheik could not escape in time as Duggan scored the pin forcing Sheik to salute the American Flag.

Nikki "The rings are set up and the men are ready for War Games." Eris "Your favorite kind of match...of course any match with blood is your favorite kind of match." Nikki grinned. Amaranth: "Let's see who will take it."
In the main event, Andre the Giant, Steve Williams, Terry Gordy, Bruiser Brody and Jimmy Snuka defeated Rikidozan, Antonio Inoki, Giant Baba, Tiger Mask and The Destroyer in a War Games Match when Williams pinned Inoki with the Oklahoma Stampede. Andre's team won the coin toss and Steve Williams started with Tiger Mask. Snuka came in and helped pound down Tiger Mask. Baba was next and he helped even things out until Brody hit the ring. From there, Rikidozan, Gordy, Inoki, Andre and finally The Destroyer came to the ring. It was all out war in both rings from there. Late in the match, Williams and Gordy tossed Baba into the cage before double teaming Inoki with a big double tackle, then a Gordy power bomb was followed up by the backdrop driver and the Oklahoma Stampede. To save his ally, Rikidozan surrendered his team.
Amaranth: "What a war." Nikki: "Mmmm so much blood." Eris: "It was crazy indeed and I think Inoki will be picking a partner to take on Williams and Gordy. That's all for tonight's show. See you at the next Legends Unleashed."

[Bri]

Hey TTX!

Fantastic seeing L.U. back in action.

The commentary is a show unto itself and the matches are pure uncensored anarchy.

That main event was a card by itself.

I really like your GWF fed my friend - but Legends Unleashed I love.

That bit about The Chests literally made me laugh out loud.

[TTX]

Joe and Kat have been an inspiration for this fed as well as you, Bri, Pariah and DaytonDave among others. So I might incorporate bits from other feds in the commentary.

[Pariah]

Very cool that Kowalski was able to survive two cane shots to defeat Sandman in that extreme scenario... And I really enjoyed the commentary by the ladies... Nice touch!

[TTX]

Eris: "Another set of matches coming to you from Legends Unleashed."

Nightmare Nikki: "Guess the never ending feud between Bundy and Jones will continue." Eris: "Maybe it's time to let it go." Amaranth: "As a musician, I know that these things never die, they just fold into other feuds."
S.D Jones put away Virgil in a five count match with the Head Butt. To set up for a match against King Kong Bundy, Jones challenged Virgil to a match where the only way to win was to get either a five count or for an arm to drop five times. Virgil agreed and looked to have it with the Cobra Clutch but Jones got his arm up before the fifth time and rallied with a shuffle and knockout punch and the headbutt to win.

Amaranth: "Battle now between the Playboy and a hillbilly. It's like a VKM dream match." Eris: "Mmmmmm, Buddy Rose is a lean mean 217 tonight. Cousin Luke probably depends on if he had bear or possum for lunch." Nikki: "Mmmmm, Rose might have a crismon mask before this match is over."
Buddy Rose defeated Cousin Luke in a taped fist match after Rose tossed powder into Luke's eyes. Leave it to Rose to figure a way to use powder even with his fists taped. Somehow he managed to get his fingers loose enough to pull out the powder and toss it in Luke's eyes. Luke collapsed to the mat and Rose made a quick cover for the pin.

Eris: "Speaking of eternal feuds, a Nikki favorite because there will be plenty of blood." Nikki: *licking her lips* "Such a delightful thought that is." Amaranth: "Mmmmm with barbed wire and sharp objects, this match should not be viewed by anyone under the age of ten physically or emotionally."
Bobo Brazil overcame The Sheik in a barbed wire match following four straight Coco Butts. This was its usual war and Sheik dominated a while stabbing Brazil multiple times but eventually Brazil reversed aw whip into the wire and then just kept using the Coco Butt until Sheik could not respond allowing Brazil to score the fall.

Amaranth: "Street was not too happy about Dundee spanking Linda so he challenged Dundee to a falls count anywhere match." Eris: "Spanking can be fun done properly." Nikki: "Well let's see if they end up here at some point."
Adrian Street pinned Bill Dundee in the women's restroom in a falls count anywhere match following a low blow by Street. The match went everywhere around the building it seemed. They brawled in the concession area, they slinged each other through chairs. Finally, late in the match, they brawled into a restroom and it caused Dundee and the referee to be distracted by the women allowing Street to use a low blow and rolled up Dundee to win.

Eris: "Seems Brooks is wanting to win the 5,000 dollars Dillon is putting up for someone slamming One Man Gang." Nikki: "Somehow I think it would take major surgery for Dillon to give up that much money." Amaranth: "Well The All American and The Lobster Man will give it their all here."
Rusty Brooks and Ron Hutchison defeated One Man Gang and J.J. Dillon in a double chain match when Hutchison used the Shediac Lobster Trap on Dillon. Brooks nearly slammed Gang three times only for Dillon to stop but when he tried to stop it for the fourth time, Hutchison used that as a way to trap Dillon and lock on the Lobster Trap. Helpless to save Gang while trapped, Dillon quickly submitted but before he could rescue Gang, Brooks lifted him up and slammed him.

Nikki: "This should be wild." Amaranth: "That's a guarantee for a Brody match." Eris: "If he loses, will he actually bow to Baba? That's a good question."
Bruiser Brody smashed Giant Baba in a loser kneels before the winner match with a Jumping Knee Drop. This was a big brawl and it looked like Brody was going to have to bow to Baba but he managed to catch Baba in the corner with a big boot and quickly followed up with the Jumping Knee Drop. As Baba went to bow to him, Brody suddenly scooped up Baba and piledrove him into the mat before shouting "Huss huss" to the crowd several times.

Eris: "USA vs The Soviet Union.....it's the 50s meet the 80s again." Nikki: "Yeah, but instead of a flag match, they're going to make the other nation look cowardly." Amaranth: "Well either way, someone's going to get some humiliation tonight."
The Bolsheviks defeated Jim Duggan and Hillbilly Jim in a Loser Gets a Yellow Streak Painted on his back. Duggan looked to have the match won when Ivan Koloff smashed Duggan with his chain while the referee was distracted by Volkoff and Jim allowing Zhukov to hit a Diving Headbutt for the upset. Koloff then entered the ring and painted the streak while Volkoff and Zhukov held the unconscious Duggan to the boos of the crowd.

Nikki: "Remember when DiBiase kicked RVD's basketball away years ago?" Amaranth: "Well worth the hundred dollars that was never paid." Eris: "Think it's time for some RVDvenge."
Rob Van Dam edged Ted DiBiase in a ladder match with the Van Terminator using the ladder. DiBiase thought he convinced RVD to take a payoff and even grabbed the microphone to announce that RVD still had a price for the Million Dollar Man not noticing Van Dam had climbed to the top turnbuckle and RVD drilled him with a huge dropkick. From there it was a wild fight until RVD hit the Van Terminator and then climbed up the ladder to win.
Eris: "Guess RVD doesn't have a price but DiBiase has a face full of ladder now."

Amaranth: "Can you imagine someone with George's gorgeous hair bald." she shudders Eris: "Well, we'll see. Brad even has his dad at ringside to stop the French Angel." Nikki: "Time to get out my Chests CD to listen to later."
Gorgeous George put down Brad Armstrong in a hair vs hair match following the Rolling Hiplocks. Brad went full force after George while his dad was supposed to watch his back from both Cheri Dupre and Maurice Tillet but late in the match, Tillet tripped Brad allowing George to hit the hiplocks for the win. After the match, Bob Armstrong and his now bald son got in a shouting match. Mike Graham came down to be peacemaker as a disturbed Brad finally left.
Amaranth: "Seems Brad and Bob are not on the same page. Is it because Bob prefers Mike to Brad?"

Nikki: "Yes it's another crazy multiman match to end the show." Eris: "With everyone going at once, this could be quick." Amaranth: "I never thought I'd hear the word quick every associated with King Kong Bundy."
Andre the Giant Randy Savage and the Rock and Roll Express defeated King Kong Bundy Masked Superstar and the Midnight Express when Gibson pinned Eaton following the Double Dropkick in a Texas Tornado Match. Everyone was legal in the ring and it was wild. For a while it looked like it was going to be Andre or Bundy scoring the pin but eventually they both tumbled out of the ring and Savage and Superstar soon followed leaving the Midnights and the Rock and Rolls. Cornette tried to smash Morton with his tennis racket but he hit Condrey. That allowed Gibson and Morton to hit the Double Dropkick to take the victory.

Eris: "Well that's it for tonight."
Nikki: "Hope you all enjoyed all the blood and fun."
Amaranth: "Till the dead rise again, make your Legends Show Unleashed."