Legends Unleashed

[Pariah]

Van Terminator with a ladder... Brilliant performance by ROB... VAN... DAM! And as always, the commentary was superb... Fun show!

[WTIC]

Fun stuff for sure! I just need to get used to your "commentary" format for listing match results, very unique!

Bundy and SD have a feud going? LOL! At least SD's winning here!

LOL @ "face full of ladder", that's hilarious!

Nicely done, keep it rolling! And thanks for reading my new WWF '85 fed!

[cruefan68]

Thoroughly enjoying the action here TTX. I really liked that eight-man tag with Andre, Randy Savage and the Rock n' Roll Express taking on King Kong Bundy, Masked Superstar and the Midnight Express.

[Bri]

Hey TTX!

Totally awesome to see Legends Unleashed in action!

The Terrible Trio were really in rare form here:

Nikki licking her lips at the prospect of an upcoming bloody match.

This shouldn't be viewed by anyone under ten, either physically or emotionally.

The "or emotionally" is genius. That's a whole new level of viewing.

The beginnings of tips on the fine art of spanking.

And The Chests tape is mentioned - which is just too cool!

The matches and match types are unpredictable.

Great seeing the Whole Fn Show in action not to mention that total allstar 3 - 4 ton main event!

Bravo my friend!

[TTX]

Thanks guys. The Terrible Trio as Bri likes to call them are fun to do. As you might notice, I try and make this as over the top as possible and it seems people enjoy that. It's a bit of a parody but mostly it's an ode to the sport I enjoy in all its silliness at times.

[joebreakdown]

Bob and Mike 'Chesting UP?' Young Brad is a cue-ball?! Hutch-Rust dominating in the tag team ranks?! Street going for Dundee's googlies in the girls's room?! My, there's some familiar faces on this show...and I LOVE IT! Kat Rana you should check this out!

[Kat Rana]

joebreakdown I'm here, I'm here!
Really enjoying this, TTX! Great characters, action and humour. The essential ingredients. It's nice to see some familiar faces too!

[TTX]

Glad everyone enjoys it. It's a lot of work but it's also a lot of fun.

Eris smiles a dark smile as her snake slides across her body as she says "Welcome to Legends Unleashed."

Nightmare Nikki: "After Ivan Koloff interjected himself in the battle of USA vs Russia last month, The Patriot wanted revenge for his friend." Eris: "So it's a lumberjack match with The Iron Sheik, The Sheik and The Bolsheviks on one side and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Blackjack Mulligan and the Good Old Boys on the other side." Amaranth: "The war must continue but hopefully it settles soon."

The Patriot pinned Ivan Koloff with the Uncle Slam after Iron Sheik accidentally drilled Koloff with the Iranian flag. This went back and forth with both wrestlers having their chances to win. At one point, the lumberjacks were brawling and Sheik saw an opening to aid Ivan with his flag but his timing was off and he hit Ivan instead. Patriot then scored the victory. After the match, Nikolai Volkoff got into a shouting match with the Iron Sheik over the result.

Eris: "Hmmm some dissension in the ranks after that match."

Amaranth: "Well The Living Legend is always talking about his martial arts prowess, but can he win a kendo stick match against a master?" Nikki: "Well, we know The Sandman is quite the expert as long he's not too drunk to miss." Eris: "Time for the action. Let's see what happens."

Larry Zbyszko pinned The Sandman in a kendo stick match after Sandman missed a charge into an exposed turnbuckle and Zbyszko rolled him up while pulling the tights. The Sandman was wild here pounding Zbyszko into a bloody mess but Larry was not without his tricks and he managed a couple kendo stick shots as well. Late in the match, Zbyszko managed to remove a turnbuckle pad. He tried to whip Sandman into it but Sandman reversed. However, Sandman was a little too confident and charged. Zbyszko moved out of the way causing Sandman to ram into it. Larry then quickly rolled him up while getting some extra leverage for the cheap win.

Eris: "Guess The Fantasics are sure Jim will get involved. This should stop him at least for now." Amaranth: "He still will probably be heard even up there but at least he's away from the trash being thrown at him normally." Nikki: "Lets see who are the tag experts then."

The Fantastics put away The Heavenly Bodies following the Fantastic Flip on Prichard. Cornette was not able to get involved even though he tried but in the end, Lane managed to accidentally drill Prichard on a pin save. He was dropkicked to the floor and then the Fantastics used one of their tag finishers to put away a stunned Prichard.

Nightmare Nikki: "Two guys who helped bring hardcore to a higher level." Amaranth: "Scorpio doesn't do a lot of hardcore stuff but I'm sure he knows how to use a table." Eris: "Sullivan will try to break Scorpio through a table in an unexpected way."

Too Cold Scorpio beat Kevin Sullivan in a tables match after using The Diss That Don't Miss through a table. This could have gone either way as both battered each other in and out of the ring. Late in the match however Scorpio hit a big kick and knocked Sullivan for a loop and then placed Sullivan on the table and hit his finisher and the table broke giving Scorpio the victory.

Eris: "Well this is one match none of us woudl ever do." Nikki: "Have it done by an army of servants perhaps but yes, never voluntarily." Amaranth: "Can Cueball break his losing streak here or will Wild Bill prove to be too wily?"

Wild Bill White pinned Brad Armstrong following an inside cradle in a loser kisses the winner's boot after Brad was inadvertently distracted by Bob Armstrong and Mike Graham on the floor. Brad probably should have had the match won but after White got his foot on the rope after a Russian Leg Sweep, he turned to his father and Graham who were yelling constant advice from the floor. He tried to tell them to shut up but before he could, White had recovered and cradled him for a three count. Brad followed up on the stipulation as Bob and Graham left shaking their heads.

Amaranth: "Which will reign tonight, Atlantic City or Philadelphia? Inquiring minds want to know." Eris: "Jones wants revenge in the worst way. Can he really keept Bundy down for a five count?" Nikki: "Either way, this should be a lot of fun. Let's see what happens."
King Kong Bundy edged S.D. Jones with the Atlantic City Avalanche after Heenan put Bundy's foot on the rope to break up a pin by Jones earlier. Jones was a house of fire and three times had Bundy down for at least a three but not a five. Then it looked after a Philly KO and Shuffle and the Head Butt he would finally get his revenge but Heenan placed Bundy's foot on the ropes forcing a break. Jones lost his temper and headbutted Heenan but that allowed Bundy to ambush him and then hit the Avalanche for the five count.

Nikki: "EpicDave is claiming to be the genius behind Warlord. Somehow I don't think Warlord sees it that way." Eris: "If he opens his mouth too much I think Warlord might try to shut it up permanently." Amaranth: "I'd pay extra for that."

Warlord edged Koko B. Ware in a chain match after locking him in the Full Nelson with the chain. Ware nearly pulled off the upset several times before Warlord managed to come back and lock in the Full Nelson. Ware tried to escape but eventually he could not. EpicDave entered the ring and tried to say how he was responsible for the success of Warlord only for Warlord to smash him with the chain and clamp him in the Full Nelson as well.

Eris: "Well two veteran teams in a rather unusual match here." Amaranth: "They claim the Kangaroos perfected tag wrestling. Guess we'll find out soon enough." Nikki: "I think a boomerang is about equal to a high heel shoe in terms of wrestling weapons."

Red Pepper surprised The Fabulous Kangaroos in an Australia Rules Boomerang tag match after Bastien atomic dropped Heffernan into the boomerang held by Costello. The Kangaroos probably should have won the match but they outsmarted themselves allowing Bastien to catch Heffernan when it was supposed to be Heffernan tossing Bastien into the boomerang. Costello was so confident about it he did not pay enough attention until Bastien had scored the surprise victory.

Amaranth: "Two guys who really like punching are matched up here." Nikki: "I expect both men to have crimson masks and maybe the referee as well." Eris: "This isn't Thesz vs Hodge, but I think we'll all enjoy it anyways."
Wild Bull Curry knocked down The Crusher in a brass knuckles match with the Brass Knuckles Right Hand Punch. This was about what you might expect. There were few wrestling holds but a lot of punching and bleeiding. Eventually Ox Baker wandered to ringside and flashed his own set of brass knuckles as the two tumbled out of the ring. Crusher smashed Ox as Curry smashed the referee on accident. Ox then grabbed Crusher and hit the Heart Punch before Curry used his own punch and made the cover. A very groggy referee counted the pin as Curry took the win. After the match, Baker started stomping Crusher until Andre the Giant made his return and ran Baker off.

Nikki: "To finish things off, a big elimination match with some of the top talent out there." Eris: "Another match guaranteed to have some blood and pain. This should be great." Amaranth: "Should be wild. Who will come out on top? It's anyone's guess."

A.J. Styles, RVD, The Briscoes and Quackensaw narrowly overcame Shield of Truth and Kings of Wrestling in an Elimination match

1-Steen by Styles-Phenomenal Forearm
2-M. Briscoe by Generico-Brainbustahhhh
3-Moxley by Quackenbush-Quackendriver III
4-J. Briscoe by Black-God's Last Gift
5-Hero by Quackenbush-Quackendriver II
6-Jigsaw by Castgnoli-rollup with the ropes
7-Quackenbush and Castagnoli were both counted out
8-Generico by Styles-Styles Clash
9-Styles by Black-Phoenix Splash after Van Dam accidentally drilled Styles with a chair.
10-Black by Van Dam-Van Terminator

Amaranth: "Crazy times with Rob Van Dam surviving it all. Styles doesn't look too happy with the end though. Catch us next time on Legends Unleashed."

[Pariah]

Though I did not enjoy seeing AJ get eliminated as a result of a misdirected chairshot by one of his fellow teammates, it was cool that RVD managed to bring home the win...

Great commentary by the Terrible Trio as well... Fun stuff!

[TTX]

Expect Styles and RVD to meet in the future to clear up any misunderstandings.

I added the Phenomenal Forearm as one of Styles moves due to your influence, Pariah. Hope you enjoyed him using it.