Well I guess you're psychic, Bri.
Eris: "The forces of evil have unleashed another wild night. Please enjoy the action."
Nikki: "The Chests have said they'll give Brad one more chance here." Amaranth: "Bald Brad says he's going to show everyone how tough he is." Eris: "I wonder if The Chests would like my mixtape of their mixtape."
In a Texas Death match, The Gilberts defeated Brad Armstrong and The Chests after The Chests abandond Brad who was pinned after a combination of Eddie Gilbert Hot Shot and Tommy Gilbert elbow drop. Brad was a ball of fire early on, knocking each Gilbert down and getting a pair of falls first on Doug then on Tommy but each time he went to tag, Bob and Mike were distracted posing for the crowd or discussing strategy. Eventually Brad gave a hard tag to Mike who shoved Brad saying he was interrupting an important strategy meeting. Graham stepped in and lightly punched Eddie before tagging out to Brad. Brad tried to tag out to his father only for Bullet Bob to hit the floor and Graham followed him. Eddie then drilled Brad from behind and the Gilberts triple teamed him for a while until finally Eddie hit his finisher and tagged in his father who dropped an elbow for the pin. Brad could not respond in time for the ten count. After the match, Eddie said that at least his father cared for him unlike Brad's.
Amaranth: "Time for the 80s time warp as it's USA vs USSR again." Eris: "The crowds seem to love it though so we'll keep it going." Nikki: "Perhaps they'll figure a way to settle things once and for all."
In a winner waves the flag match, The Patriot defeated Boris Zhukov with the Uncle Slam. Patriot dominated most of the match but Zhukov made a comeback. It looked like he might pull the upset only to miss a charge into the turnbuckle. Patriot then caught him with the Uncle Slam for the win and waved the Red White and Blue for all to see.
Eris: "This is definitely two contrasting teams." Nikki: "J.J. Dillon will probably give the Express fits." Amaranth: "I think Ricky and Robert will pull this out due to their tag experience."
Rock and Roll Express defeated Tully Blanchard and One Man Gang in a strap match following the Double Dropkick on Gang. Blanchard and Gang had battered Morton all around the ring but Gang missed a 747 Splash off the ropes and Gibson tagged in and took Gang down before Morton came back and hit the Double Dropkick. Morton covered for the pin. After the match, Dillon fired Gang and Ric Flair and Arn Anderson came and helped triple team the Rock and Rolls until Dusty Rhodes made the save.
Nikki: "This should be such a beautiful bloodbath." Amaranth: "Enter Sandman is such an awesome song." Eris: "Whoever gets the weapon will have a major advantage but that might not spell the end."
Freddie Blassie bested The Sandman in a Singapore Cane Match following a Southern Neckbreaker on the cane. This was surprisingly close with Sandman scoring several near falls after grabbing the cane first but eventually Blassie got the cane, smashed Sandman in the throat, dropped the cane and delivered the neckbreaker on Sandman for the three count.
Amaranth: "This should be amusing." Eris: "Well people need to hit the concession stand at some point." Nikki: "Let's see which guy falls first."
In a handicap match, Bobo Brazil bested Jim Cornette, J.J. Dillon and Jimmy Hart after three Coco Butts. The heel managers tried to triple team Bobo but he just bounced them into each other before grabbing each and delivering a Coco Butt and stacking them across covered them all for the win.
Eris: "This could be a fun match with lots of blood everywhere." Nikki: "Oh stop with the promises and bring on the action." Amaranth: "Blood on the Water and in the Ring."
Kevin Steen finished off Sabu with the Pop-Up Powerbomb in a Barbed Wire match. This went back and forth but Sabu missed a high risk dive allowing Steen to use the F-Cinq on to the barbed wire and then followed up with the Pop-Up Powerbomb which took Sabu down hard allowing Steen to make the academic pin.
Nikki: "This should be a fun and wild match." Amaranth: "I'm sure The Brain has his team prepared for these two legends." Eris: "We'll see if Thesz and Hodge can use their amazing talent to overcome the heels superior teaming abilities."
Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens took down Lou Thesz and Danny Hodge in a Texas Tornado match when Bockwinkel pinned Thesz following a spiked piledriver. It looked for a while Thesz and Hodge would take it but a timely distraction by Bobby Heenan allowed Stevens to lift up Thesz in the Crippling Piledriver with an assist from Bockwinkel who then covered him for the pin while Stevens knocked Hodge to the floor.
Amaranth: "The friends are trying to settle their differences here." Eris: "They will go all out and we're going to benefit from that dedication." Nikki: "These two will tear into each other and it is going to be insane. Let's get to the ring."
A.J Styles won the TLC match against Rob Van Dam with a Styles Clash through the table after Kevin Steen knocked the ladder Van Dam was climbing. This was an amazing match as both men took it to the next level. Chairs were used by Van Dam busting Styles open who responded with a Phenomenal Forearm from the top of the ladder. Late in the match, RVD climbed the ladder to attempt the Five Star Frog Splash but Steen knocked it down allowing a dazed Styles to recover long enough to hit the Styles Clash through a table. After the match, Steen dropped Styles on the ladder with a Pop-Up Powerbomb.
Eris: "Here's a nice cool down match which allows us to see lots of the carpenters of the Legends world." Nikki: "They should do well switching from carpentry to lumberjacking." Amaranth: "Too bad they're not armed with some nice axes to complete the picture."
Wild Bill White bested Randy Mulkey (Mr. X) with the Running Power Slam in a Lumberjack Match. This was a chance for various jobbers to make appearances including The Duke of Dorchester, Bill Mulkey, Sam Houston and Lord Zoltan among others. Randy gave it his best shot but eventually White lifted him up in the Running Power Slam and covered him for the victory.
Nikki: "The ring has been reinforced for this massive battle." Amaranth: "The sounds of them crunching against each other will be inspiration for my next hit song." Eris: "Minion has informed me that we should watch out for The Duke of Dorchester."
Andre the Giant won the 40 man battle royal eliminating the Masked Superstars for the win. This was your usual wild war with guys being tossed left and right with the Duke going out first.. "Real American" Rusty Brooks was looking good but the Superstars double teamed him out. Eventually it was down to Andre and Tony Atlas against Killer Kowalski and the Superstars. Andre got out Killer and the Superstars double teamed Atlas out. They tried to double team Andre but Andre drilled Masked Superstar I with a big boot and as he staggered into the ropes, Andre whipped Masked Superstar II into him and they both tumbled to the floor giving Andre the win.
Nightmare Nikki: "Blood, lust, tension, it was a brilliant night that we hope everyone enjoyed. Until the next time the Legends are unleashed."
