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Post by Bri on Apr 13, 2018 6:37:02 GMT -5
Alright youse guys, youse gotta watch dat Sicilian Connection, I tell ya. Dey ain't here ta eat cannolis ya know! I can't let crue have all the fun! I don't know what's better, reading this fed or reading crue's posts in it Tell ya what, crue, I'll spot you three bits and we'll hang out at the next show Hey @awesomenterprises! Very glad you are a part of this as well my friend. Really appreciate those kind words brother! And totally feel frew as well to jump into the action. Maybe youse (you and Crue) can swipe back his pocket knife from the lousy champ! Three bits - awesome. Awesome post El Scotto - and you're right about keeping an eye on The Sicilian Connection. Our fortune teller Madam Destiny had read Inky Scoops fortune a few shows back and saw something was about to happen somewhere soon that would impact this very fed. More to follow my friend. I should hopefully have the next Top Turnbuckle Tribune up soon with the next scheduled matches etc. Thanks again man! |
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Post by TTX on Apr 13, 2018 7:07:10 GMT -5
Good thing those coppers know a sneak thief like Crue. At least he got to meet Wae Mest in the deal.
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Post by Bri on Apr 13, 2018 8:16:43 GMT -5
Good thing those coppers know a sneak thief like Crue. At least he got to meet Wae Mest in the deal. LOL. This is awesome. I'm so glad everyone is starting to get into this whole thing. Parts of all these awesome comments are going to be woven into the whole fed. That was great TTX! Thanks very much! |
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Post by Bri on Apr 13, 2018 8:17:58 GMT -5
Bob The Barker and Wae Mest were really getting the advertising and selling bits down to a smooth operation. They would even talk up the wrestlers and the match ups to really draw them in - as if Wae Mest (with her Fay Wray looks) couldn't do that all ready.
Bob The Barker - Mae...that big black car with the running boards that came in behind the hotel was that driven by...
Wae Mest - The Skulker? That guy who brought that message to our ref.
Bob The Barker - Yeah.
Wae Mest - Nah...The Skulker is connected with that crowd...but he wasn't the driver...he was one of the two passengers everyone's afraid of.
Bob The Barker - Who's the other passenger.
Wae Mest - Some big shot.
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Olde Wrestling Extravaganza # 6 :
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Door Charge - Still Only Three Bits! - An Evening Chock Full Of The Following Wrestling Exhibitions for this coming Friday - March 8th, 1929 !!! :
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!! NINE WRESTLING EXHIBITIONS !!
"Going to be a real barn burner" - Inky Scoops
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1. Judge Hugo Lexington Black vs Jollyville Jeeper - Clean.
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2. "Kickin" - Kimber Lee vs Ms. Charly Chan
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3. Murderers Row - "Big" Sue Jackson & "Burly" Bill Taylor vs Boys Town - Father Flanagan & "Mighty" Joe Young.
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6. The Dead Rabbits - "The Handlebar Habidasher" - Marion Montaine & "Happy" John Mulraney (note: he is actually my real life great grandfather) vs The Sicilian Connection - Masked Sicilian # 1 & Masked Sicilian # 2
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8. The Legislators of an Anti Saloon Land - Senator Cameron S. Sheppard & Representative Gavin Q Volstead - OWF World Champion vs The Greatest Show on Earth - Dr. Jacob Omen & "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon - NO HOLDS BARRED CONTEST!
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Someting For Everyone!!! - Fortune Teller, Contortionist, Juggler, Occassional Celebrities (we hope), Comedians and Even A Kissing Booth To Help You Stay Warm, Try Your Luck At Our New Shell Game Table...Or Take A Chance At Our New 25 Cent 50/50.
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7 confirmed dead in Chicago in whats being called the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Alleged criminal kingpin, Al Capone is thought to be the orchestrator behind the crime. Capone has been missing without a trace for a few weeks since the crime occurred.
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Thanks again all!
TGIF - Bri.
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Post by Pariah on Apr 13, 2018 17:27:45 GMT -5
Some super cool action lined up for the next show... Especially hoping that Dr Omen and Felino Blanco can pull out a big win against the Legislators...
And I'll be keeping an eye on the crowd to maybe catch a glimpse of 'The Iron Horse' Lou Gehrig... That would be TOO SWEET!
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Post by awsomsinger on Apr 13, 2018 18:32:36 GMT -5
Thunderkitty's Coming? I better scrounge up some more cash for a kiss!
True story involving Yours Truly and Thunderkitty - I follow her on Facebook. A while back she happened to mention her birthday was coming up and wanted to know what everyone was going to buy her (or something like that). As I am a country singer on weekends, I have black and white promotional photos I give away free, and I autograph them as well. I happened to mention this to Thunderkitty, and she not only said she would like one, she gave me her address to send one to her. I autographed one to her, mailed it away, and she thanked me personally in a PM. That made my day, and she got a fan for life!
Hope the 1929 Reds play better than the 2018 Reds did. I got my three bits and I'll be there!
Hey crue, next time you bump into Wae Mest, ask her out for dinner and dancing and show her your Charleston
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Post by TTX on Apr 13, 2018 18:40:54 GMT -5
just be careful she might sock you. Lucky for me, I am friends with Heidi the Riveter.
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Post by cruefan68 on Apr 14, 2018 17:22:20 GMT -5
I fell asleep in an alley again, I think maybe from that beer I sipped out of the barrel. Good thing, though, as the Luck of the Irish smiled on me and I was woken up by a fine gent named El Scotto. We gots to talkin' and I told him about my troubles attending those Olde shows and guess what he offered to pay my way in next time. I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth so I said your darn tootin' and accepted his generous offer. Samson vs. Valentino - No Holds Barred - I can't wait. Oh and Scotto I'll for sure show Wae Mest the Charleston and more if you catch my drift. Happy days are here again!
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Post by awsomsinger on Apr 14, 2018 23:26:16 GMT -5
I fell asleep in an alley again, I think maybe from that beer I sipped out of the barrel. Good thing, though, as the Luck of the Irish smiled on me and I was woken up by a fine gent named El Scotto. We gots to talkin' and I told him about my troubles attending those Olde shows and guess what he offered to pay my way in next time. I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth so I said your darn tootin' and accepted his generous offer. Samson vs. Valentino - No Holds Barred - I can't wait. Oh and Scotto I'll for sure show Wae Mest the Charleston and more if you catch my drift. Happy days are here again! You're not gonna believe this. I'm takin' a walk down Main Street in downtown Speakeasy and there I was walkin' by the Speakeasy Saloon and wouldn't ya know it, Wae Mest is in there doin' a show. So I was thinkin', perhaps me and you oughtta hit the Speakeasy Saloon for bourbon and cigars before the next Olde Wrestling Extravaganza so's you can meet Wae Mest again! Whadda you tink about dat? |
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Post by cruefan68 on Apr 15, 2018 17:18:31 GMT -5
I fell asleep in an alley again, I think maybe from that beer I sipped out of the barrel. Good thing, though, as the Luck of the Irish smiled on me and I was woken up by a fine gent named El Scotto. We gots to talkin' and I told him about my troubles attending those Olde shows and guess what he offered to pay my way in next time. I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth so I said your darn tootin' and accepted his generous offer. Samson vs. Valentino - No Holds Barred - I can't wait. Oh and Scotto I'll for sure show Wae Mest the Charleston and more if you catch my drift. Happy days are here again! You're not gonna believe this. I'm takin' a walk down Main Street in downtown Speakeasy and there I was walkin' by the Speakeasy Saloon and wouldn't ya know it, Wae Mest is in there doin' a show. So I was thinkin', perhaps me and you oughtta hit the Speakeasy Saloon for bourbon and cigars before the next Olde Wrestling Extravaganza so's you can meet Wae Mest again! Whadda you tink about dat? I like dat a lot, El Scotto. I am gonna have my peepers trained on Ms. Mest all night long. Oh yeah, I may invite a friend along, an old chum I know from back in the day. He's a good guy, a little tight with his money, but boy can dis guy sing and cut a rug. He also competed in the 1919 Golden Gloves competition and he really treasures that ring robe. His gal pal Ethel is a little much but I think we can sneak him out for a guys night on the town. My pal's name is Fred Mertz I think you're gonna like him... |
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