South Eastern Championship Wrestling

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I thought I'd copy over the results from my Dice Championship Wrestling territory fed. It's quite different to HBWA- very much styled on an 8s territory and with a limited roster- I missed the draft due to time differences and picked up whoever I could. I'm already 14 shows in. I hope you enjoy!

Setting the scene....Champions Crowned!

SECW WRESTLING: CARD I (Boutwell Auditorium, Birmingham AL) 

South East Championship Wrestling crowns its first champions in a hot night of wrestling in Birmingham. Commissioner B welcome the crowd who filled the arena all the way to the cheap seats. With no air conditioning, it was a sticky and sweaty night, made even hotter by the wild action in the ring.


The SECW Heavyweight Championship tournament was contested by eight men in a knock out tournament.


First Round:

1. Barry Windham defeated The Grappler in a one-sided contest. The big man from Sweetwater, TX had no trouble sweeping aside the challenge of the masked man, finishing him off with the Sweetwater Suplex.

Winner: Barry Windham



2. Tully Blanchard battled Tracy Smothers in a close contest and came out on top after smashing Smothers into the steel steps on the outside of the ring. Despite his Dad calling the shots in SECW, Blanchard threw the rule book out of the window and used all his smarts to take down the plucky youngster from Springfield, TN.

Winner: Tully Blanchard



3. ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka totally destroyed the sluggish Bob Roop, scoring the victory in less than 90 seconds. Roop was out-muscled and out-classed as Sir Oliver Humperdink watched closely from ringside.

Winner: ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka



4. ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams took on ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ Jimmy Valiant in a wild brawl that saw Valiant come out on top on what many will consider a surprise. Williams started strong, but Valiant caught him with a stiff right which rocked his opponent. Williams lost his footing and in a split second, looked out of steam and out of sorts. Valiant hit the Boogie Woogie Elbow before celebrating with some questionable looking women and ringside. Williams skulked back to the dressing room, totally humiliated.

Winner: ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ Jimmy Valiant



Semi Finals:


1. Jimmy Valiant’s luck ran out against Barry Windham as the two babyfaces excited the crowd. Windham’s superior wrestling ability showed ad Valiant couldn’t match his rangier opponent move-for-move. Despite some amazing resilience, Valiant was finally downed by a vicious looking lariat.

Winner: Barry Windham


2. Jimmy Snuka and Tully Blanchard went head to head in an all-out war. Blanchard threw everything he could at the over-muscled Snuka but couldn’t keep him down. Blanchard became frustrated and reached into his tights, blasting Snuka with a role of quarters. However, the referee caught him and called for the bell. Snuka advances to the final.

Winner: ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka (via DQ)


Final:

1. The fans were on their feet as Barry Windham and Jimmy Snuka battled for the Heavyweight Title. The crowd seemed split, but it was Windham who fed off their energy early on, blocking a Superfly splash by racing Snuka up the turnbuckle and connecting with a Sweetwater Suplex. Snuka powered out at two and took control from then on. A backbreaker and a piledriver downed the exhausted Windham as Snuka captured the gold.

SECW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka



The SECW Tag Team Championship tournament was contested by four teams in a knock out tournament.


Semi Finals:

1. The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Prichard & ‘Casanova’ Chris Candido) outclassed the young team of JC Ice & Wolfie D- known as PG-13. The Bodies were accompanied by their glamourous manager, Tammy Sytch who infuriated Ice and D with her constant distractions. A Prima Donna Plunge on Ice ended proceedings as the Bodies advanced to the final.

Winners: Heavenly Bodies


2. The Sheepherders (Luke & Butch) mauled the father & son team of Tommy & Doug Gilbert, but missed a battering ram charge, allowing Tommy to deliver a knee drop to Butch and score the upset.

Winners: The Gilberts



Final:

1. The Heavenly Bodies and The Gilberts went back and forth with the belts on the line, but some mis-communication between the family Gilbert left Tommy cut off and battered by the underhand Bodies. Prichard smashed Tommy Gilbert with an enziguri and with Doug wide eyed and distracted by Sytch and ringside, Candido hit the Prima Donna Plunge to claim the victory and the tag belts.

SECW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Prichard & ‘Casanova’ Chris Candido)


SECW action returns at the Knoxville Civic Coliseum on Thursday with a full card of hot wrasslin’ action!

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SECW WRESTLING: CARD II (Civic Coliseum, Birmingham AL) 

Commissioner Joe Blacnchard is out to present the SECW Heavyweight Championship belt to ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka. Much to everyone’s surprise, Snuka is joined by Sir Oliver Humperdink, who takes the mic:


Humperdink: “Behold, the most dominant, imposing and savage man in professional wrestling today, your Heavyweight Champion, Jimmy Snuka. I have taken Snuka to the top of the mountain and that is where he will be staying. This is nobody, I mean nobody in that locker room who is going to take that title from around his waist. Isn’t that right, Jimmy?”

Snuka: “Brutha, you know it. I don’t care who you are, I’m ready for you. I’ll make you suffer. I win for Mr Humperdink.”



1. After a disappointing showing in the title tournament, ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams looks impressive against ‘Wild’ Bill White. A press slam finished thinks in short order before Williams makes his way to the podium for an interview.

Winner: ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams


Williams: “I hear ya Jimmy Snuka and you’re a mean, tough fella, but I ain’t afraid of no man and if you are man enough, I’m ready and waiting to take that title away from you. Just gimme that contract and I’ll sign it!



2. Tully Blanchard takes on youngster Soul Train Jones in a short but competitive encounter which ends when the sneaky Blanchard hits Jones with the slingshot suplex. Jones looks good early on and Blanchard is clearly ruffled, before a miss-timed splash gives Tully time to turn the tables.

Winner: Tully Blanchard



3. The Sheepherders (Butch Miller & Luke Williams) storm the ring and ambush their opponents, Les Thatcher & Bobby King. King finds himself on the rough end of the treatment and the poor youngster his flattened by a gut-buster before the experienced Thatcher can make the save. The Sheepherders will consider themselves in the mix for tag team gold and on this devastating display, who would dare disagree with them?

Winners: The Sheepherders



The ‘Boy from New York City’ Jimmy ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ is out clapping and dancing, talking jive and waving his hands about. The crowd are eating it up! He calls Joe Blanchard ‘mah brother!’ and promises his ‘street people’ that he’s going to ‘whip da Grappler’s be-hind’ in tonight’s made event. Mercy, Daddy!



4. Tracy Smothers is out to a huge pop as he makes his way to the ring to take on masked jobber The Avenger. The ‘Southern Boy’ rags the pot-bellied masked man around the ring and finishes him off with the jaw-jacker.

Winner: Tracy Smothers



5. The Grappler faces Jimmy Valiant in tonight’s feature bout. Valiant certainly has the crowd on his side as he frustrates his opponent early on with diversion tactics and showboating. Valiant gets caught with a knee to the gut but fights back with a Sleeper. Grappler breaks the hold with a low blow before loading the boot. Valiant is knocked cold and the scheming masked man steals a victory.

Winner: The Grappler



The next card will take place at the Lavender Center, Columbus MI featuring PG-13, Barry Windhan, The Grappler and Heavyweight Champion Jimmy Snuka!

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SECW WRESTLING: CARD III (Lavender Center, Columbus MI) 

There’s a hot crowd on hand tonight at the Lavender Center, which has been boosted by the $5 entrance fee. The place is literally packed to the rafters and the stench of sweat, hot dogs, beer and cigarettes fills the air in the disheveled auditorium. The crowd are informed that the scheduled appearance of tag champs The Heavenly Bodies (Tom Prichard & Chris Candido) isn’t going to happen as their Station Wagon has broken down on the turnpike outside of town, but no matter- let’s get straight to the action!


1. Popular babyface Les Thatcher makes short work of tubby local scrub, Mike Madams- finishing him off with the Stump Puller. After the match, Thatcher cuts a promo at ringside and promises that he’s going to “try really hard” and be the “best that I can here in South East Championship Wrestling.”

Winner: Les Thatcher



2. Cocky youngster Doug Gilbert looks impressive against masked jobber Black Jack. A neck-breaker slows the hapless stiff down before a high cross body scores the pin fall victory.

Winner: Doug Gilbert


At ringside, hot young tag team PG-13 (Wolfie D & JC Ice) cut a promo, mocking the Heavenly Bodies for no-showing. The crowd cheer as Wolfie & Ice bust out some rhymes that are both fly and dope.


3. PG-13 may be ‘whack’ outside of the ring, but inside they are all business as they expertly combine to overcome the somewhat thrown together team of Rock Riddle and ‘Wild’ Bill White. Riddle spends most of the match begging off, so it’s up to White to take it to the unpredictable youngsters and he’s left wanting. White is downed with a backbreaker/elbow drop. PG-13 invite some underage girls into the ring and celebrate by dancing the electric slide as the crowd clap along with excitement.

Winners: PG-13



4. The popular Barry Windham from Sweetwater TX is in action next, against skulletted schlub, Keith Titz. Windham completely dominates his inferior opponent, flattening him with the Sweetwater Lariat in less than 90 seconds.

Winner: Barry Windham



Post-match, Windham takes the mic and challenges Heavyweight Champion Jimmy Snuka for the title. Windham doesn’t have to wait long for a response as Snuka makes his way to ringside, accompanied by his rotund manager, Sir Oliver Humperdink. Snuka huffs and snorts whilst ‘Dink gives Windham the answer he probably wasn’t expecting- “You’ve gotta earn your title shot, boy!”



5. The Champ is in action next against the jukin’ and jivin’ Soul Train Jones. Jones manages to hang with Snuka early on and even rocks the ‘Superfly’ with a stinging right hand, but the tide changes when Snuka drops Jones throat first across the top rope. A brutal assault follows and a back breaker leaves Jones laying and prone to the Superfly Splash. Snuka looks impressive as Windham watches on from the commentary position.

Winner: ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka



6. The Main Event of the evening sees the scheming Grappler battle the popular blue-eye, Tracy Smothers. The Grappler knocked off Jimmy Valiant last time out and he uses all his ring cunning to gain every advantage against the man from up the road in Maryville. The pair brawl all around the ring and Smothers is busted open after a missed charge into the ringside barriers. The Grappler senses victory and loads the boot and clocks the prone Smothers, but the referee catches him and calls for the bell. The Grappler is disqualified, much to the delight of the fans in attendance. As the Grappler protests, Smothers nails him from behind with a dropkick and sends him to the outside. Smothers celebrates as the fans go home happy.

Winner: Tracy Smothers


The next card will take place at the National Guard Armory, Maryville TN and will see Barry Windham take on The Grappler in the main event as well as Tully Blanchard, ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams and ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ Jimmy Valiant in action. Tickets still available!

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SECW WRESTLING: CARD IV (National Guard Armory, Maryville, TN) 

The National Guard Armory is jumping as fans look forward to a hot n heavy night of wrasslin’ action. Commissioner Joe Blanchard welcomes the fans and announces that tonight’s Main Event will see The Grappler take on Barry Windham in a #1 Contender’s match! Blanchard Sr is interrupted by his upstart son Tully, who wants in on the action:


Tully Blanchard: “Pa, why are you rewarding that lanky good-for-nothing Windham and that lousy Grappler? Everybody knows that I should be the #1 Contender to Jimmy Snuka’s Heavyweight Title! Tonight, I’m going to decimate whatever desperate fool has signed on the dotted line to face me and in Jefferson City, I want an opportunity to show everyone that I am the main man around here!”



1. Tully Blanchard makes good on the first part of his promise as he mangles plucky youngster Cougar Jay. Blanchard is all business as he finishes off his opponent with the Slingshot Suplex.

Winner: Tully Blanchard


2. Exciting young tag team PG-13 (Wolfie D & JC Ice) are poppin’ & lockin’ their way to the ring. Waiting for them are Rock Riddle and the masked Mr X. The unorthodox hip-hop upstarts totally overwhelm Riddle and X who provide little in the way of resistance. The victory comes when X is hit with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker.

Winners: PG-13


3. The imposing ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams brutalises young Bobby King, who leaves the ring on a stretcher. Williams hits a crushing belly to belly suplex followed by the Oklahoma Stampede. Post-match, Williams grabs the mic and demands to be recognised as the true top contender in SECW. Williams receives a mixed response from the crowd, who aren’t sure what his true intentions are.

Winner: ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams


4. The ‘Boy From New York City’ blasts from the tinny Armory speakers and the crowd are on their feet for ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ Jimmy Valiant. Waiting for Valiant Is 20-year veteran ‘Wild’ Bill White, who wrings his hands as he waits in the ring. Valiant shucks, jives and shakes his rump- frustrating White who can’t get anything going. White slows Valiant down with a knee to the gut and takes him to the mat where he locks in a choke hold. Valiant battle back and a big back body drop followed by a knee lift of his own puts him fully in charge. White bounces off the ropes but is met with a huge roundhouse punch that leaves him grabbing the air. Valiant makes the cover and the crowd pop for one of the favourites.

Winner: ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ Jimmy Valiant



Tammy Sytch is out with the SECW Tag Team Champions, ‘Cassanova’ Chris Candido & Dr Tom Prichard, otherwise known as the Heavenly Bodies. Sytch makes no apologies for her boy’s ‘no show’ in Columbus and simply claims that they had a ‘better offer from elsewhere.’



5. The Heavenly Bodies take on the fiery young pair of Doug Gilbert and Soul Train Jones in what turns out to be a competitive tag encounter that breaks into an all-out brawl at once stage. The referee struggles to cope with Candido and Prichard’s constant double-teaming and diversion tactics, which see the scheming pair keep poor Jones isolated and in peril for long periods. Despite a late rally from Gilbert, Sytch offers a timely distraction which allows the Bodies time to smash Jones with a flapjack before Prichard hits an enziguri for the win. The Bodies celebrate, but their joy is cut short as PG-13 appear on the entrance ramp, seemingly in possession of Candido and Prichard’s gym bags. The Bodies give pursuit whist Sytch screams in disgust.

Winners: The Heavenly Bodies



6. It’s Main Event Time as the immensely popular Barry Windham takes on the villainous Grappler. The Masked Villain may rile his opponents with the challenge, “beat me, if you can!” but tonight it is his cowardice and not his wrestling ability that really shines through. Windham appears both stronger and quicker and totally out-wrestles The Grappler for most of the match. However, it is an ‘accidental’ clash with the referee that swings the balance in The Grappler’s favour. As Windham checks on the groggy ref, The Grappler loads the boot and blasts Barry Windham, busting his head wide open! The Grappler hits a big body slam and makes the cover, with the referee just managing the slam his hand down for three. A huge victory for The Grappler!

Winner: The Grappler



The next card is a big one at Jefferson City Fairgrounds as The Sheepherders return to SECW. Also, in action will be Jimmy Valiant, PG-13, Tracy Smothers and a potentially explosive encounter between ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams and the new #1 Contender The Grappler. Tickets still available. Group discounts available to schools and community groups!

[Bri]

Hey joebreakdown!

Some cool action goin on South in the SECW.

Very cool to see The Superfly capture the gold, but I have a feeling it won't be long until Barry Windham takes it from him.

Should be a hell of a feud!

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SECW WRESTLING: CARD V (Fairgrounds, Jefferson City, TN) 

The fans are out in force in Jefferson City as the SECW comes to town for another hot house show! We get an update on the well being of Barry Windham, who was knocked out by the nefarious Grappler at the show in Maryville. Commissioner Joe Blanchard confirms that Windham will be out of action for 'up to two weeks.'

1. ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ Jimmy Valiant makes his way to ringside, clapping the hands of his ‘street people’ on the way. Valiant makes very short work of local competitor Willy Bianco, downing him with the Boogie Woogie Elbow

Winner: ‘Boogie Woogie Man’ Jimmy Valiant


2. One-half of the Tag Team Champions, Dr Tom Prichard is in action next, accompanied by his partner Chris Candido and their manager, the bratty Tammy Sytch. Candido takes the mic before the match and says he’s not fit to compete tonight because he has ‘a really bad hangnail,’ so it’s up to Prichard to go it alone. It’s an easy win for the ‘Doctor of Desire’ who humiliates youngster Cougar Jay. The enziguri finishes it.

Winner: Dr. Tom Prichard


3. PG-13 have been impressive in recent weeks and the unorthodox tandem chalk up another victory against the thrown-together duo or ‘Wild’ Bill White and Mr X. Despite some resistance from White, it’s pretty much one-way traffic which ends when Mr X is stopped by a tilt-a-whirl back breaker.

Winners: PG-13 (Wolfie D & JC Ice)


Tonight’s sponsor, ‘Honest Don’s White Goods Emporium’ are introduced to the fans. ‘Honest Don’ himself is here and he talks of enjoying a ‘good ole’ wrasslin’ show!’ The crowd pop for the local business mogul who laps up the adulation. Suddenly, the wild Sheepherders storm the ring and break up the long-winded promo. ‘Honest Don’ finds himself tumbling out of the ring, but is saved by plucky blue-eyes Les Thatcher and Soul Train Jones, which sets up the next match…


4. Thatcher and Jones really take it to the rough Kiwi duo, but Luke & Butch have too much for them. Jones eats the pin fall after a double headbutt and a knee smash by Luke puts him on his back.

Winners: The Sheepherders


5. Tracy Smothers is massively over with the Jefferson City crowd and he puts on a show tonight against stoic job guy The Avenger. Smothers is all action as he rag dolls the flabby masked man all over the ring, before hitting the jaw-jacker to pick up a very one-sided victory.

Winner: Tracy Smothers


Before tonight’s Main Event, Tully Blanchard makes his way to ringside and demands a seat at the time-keeper’s table, so he can watch over the match between ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams and The Grappler. Blanchard is convinced that he should be the #1 contender to Jimmy Snuka’s Heavyweight Title and he obviously sees tonight’s encounter to be a slight against him.

6. The Grappler picked up a controversial win against Barry Windham last time out, but tonight it appears his good fortune has deserted him. Despite his best diversion and stalling tactics, the burly Williams out wrestles and out muscles him with relative ease. The Oklahoma Stampede brings the contest to a close. After the match, Blanchard teases entering the ring to confront Williams, but thinks better of it and backs his way down the entrance ramp.

Winner: ‘Dr Death’ Steve Williams


We’re back at the Houston County Farm Center in Dothan, Alabama for our next show. The Main Event will see Steve Williams take on Heavyweight Champ ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka (w/Sir Oliver Humperdink) in a non-title bout. Tully Blanchard hopes to impress his pops against Tracy Smothers and PG-13 will take on the Heavenly Bodies for the Tag Team Title!

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Nov 26, 2018 18:42:07 GMT -5 Bri said:

Hey joebreakdown !

Some cool action goin on South in the SECW.

Very cool to see The Superfly capture the gold, but I have a feeling it won't be long until Barry Windham takes it from him.

Should be a hell of a feud!

Thanks for following Bri. A bit different to HB-Dub, but I'm enjoying running a Southern-fried wrasslin' show with a roster of good ole boys!

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Nice new fed to follow. Looking forward to more.

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You know how I feel about good old-fashioned Southern 'Rasslin'. Keep up the good work, joebreakdown!

[Bri]

Really enjoyed Card V joebreakdown!

Got a huge kick out of Candido's hangnail felt around the world!

Looking forward to Superfly's non title match and anxiously await the return of Barry Windham.

Rockin and Rollin Joe!