The Billion Reasons Federation
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A Billion Reasons...(A Tournament)...
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(Chapter 4)
3rd night of matches:
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1. Cheeseburger vs Al Snow
2. Mike Quackenbush vs Konnan
3. Johnny Gargano vs Adam Page
4. Adam Cole vs Rob Van Dam
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(The scene is...as always from within the candle lit Owners Residence...aka The Dungeon...The Owner is seated behind his desk in thought...and The Commissioner has just sat down...in The Owners desk guest chair...this time...a tumbler full of Aethran Whiskey is already waiting for him...):
Owner - My friend...before we start...with last nights results and activities...how did it go...with Lance Hoyt?...
Commissioner (takes a big gulp of the whiskey...partially to help offset...the fact that the gorgeous woman's picture...is now off of The Owners desk) - My lord...suprisingly...he does seem genuinely interested in the castle...as well as the McDermott line...however...
Owner - I knew...there was an...however...about Hoyt...
Commissioner - In order to test him...I decided to bring up...the bolt of lightning that hit the castle...that caused that horrific fire and all of those deaths...over a thousand years ago...but from his reactions sire...it was all news to him...
Owner - Very clever...so actually...he's not...that genuine...what else?...
Commissioner - More than anything...he wants to have a...one on one conversation with you...forgive me but...I shot from the hip again...I told him that you were very busy...and a meeting would be highly unlikely...but what disturbed me the most was that...the very last thing that he said was..."You know...what strikes me the most...about the owner is...I wouldn't be suprised...if he wasn't the only...surviving McDermott"...
(For the first time...The Owner looked shaken...The Commissioner...seeing The Owner rocked by this...suddenly felt equally...as rocked).
Owner - I want Hoyt under even more...constant surveillance...than before...
Commissioner - Yes...my liege...
(Wanting to change the vibe in the room...and in the process...forgetting to ask about what happens if we have an odd amount of competitors left):
Commissioner - So...about last night...
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1. Al Snow defeated Cheeseburger via Pinfall courtesy of his Multiple Head Butts at the 3 minute mark...
Owner - Sounds to me...like this match was a...merciful beating...
Commissioner - I don't think I...could have put it any better...than that sire...Cheeseburger couldn't execute one move against him...at all...after about 15 Head Butts...by Al Snow...and one shot...from Head...that was all...she wrote...
Owner - I take it there's really not much...to discuss when it comes to...outside the ring...with these two?
Commissioner - O contraire...my liege...I don't even know where to begin...
Owner - For real?
Commissioner - For starters...Al Snow is convinced that he...is The Irish King...and this is his castle...he came to the ring wearing a long red cape...that he made from the curtains in his room...and a crown that he stitched together....from the cardboard centers of 30 rolls...of toilet paper...after he pinned Cheeseburger...he whispered to him..."Wait for my signal...because we are all going...to invade Iceland...those frozen nerds...will all be powerless against us"...
(At this...The Owner just stared...incredulously...back at The Commissioner)...
Commissioner - Oddly enough sire...Al Snow isn't the one that concerns me...of these two...
Owner - Dare I ask...how come?...
Commissioner - Out of all of the competitors...the only one that has eluded being recorded...and is hardly captured on film...is Cheeseburger...I think he read the entire contract...and every word...
Owner - Have him...followed...by one of the staff...and keep me posted...
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2. Mike Quackenbush defeated Konnan via Pinfall courtesy of his Black Tornado Slam at the 30 second mark...
Commissioner - Unlike Snow defeating Cheeseburger sire...in this match...Quackenbush simply outclassed Konnan...he made him look...untalented...unfocused...and old...the Black Tornado Slam was only the fourth move of the match...Konnan Slapped Quackenbush In The Face...and then the next thing he knew...it was all over...
Owner - Konnan...underestimated Quackenbush?...
Commissioner - Ohh...yeah...
Owner - Anything else...thought provoking about...these two?...
Commissioner - Well...Konnan is definitely trying...to shop around...and build a new stable around his man...Eddie Kingston...
Owner - I can see that...
Commissioner (now definitely realizing / picking up the fact that...The Owner is considering the same) - And Quackenbush is very interested...in what you have built here...he wants to discuss...going into business with you...
Owner - How...exactly...
Commissioner (takes a hearty swig of the whiskey) - He thinks...that this locale...and roster...would make one hell...of a fed...
Owner (thinks for a second...and also takes a gulp of whiskey) - Hear him out...and let me know...
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3. Adam Page defeated Johnny Gargano via Pinfall courtesy of his RIGHT OF PASSAGE finisher (A Kneeling Back To Belly Piledriver) at the 12 minute mark...
Owner - Now that's one result...I didn't see coming here...
Commissioner - After Adam Page jumped Johnny Gargano before the bell...what then ensued was 12 minutes of offense...comprised of just about every move Adam Page has...in his repertoire...it took him 12 minutes to relentlessly beat Gargano before he could pin him...with the third execution in a row...of his finisher...
Owner - What happened to Gargano?...
Commissioner - Not sure...Page is definitely in cahoots with Adam Cole...same 50/50 split scenario that Black and Elgin have going...but Gargano seemed off sire...distracted I guess...
Owner - Now that's...odd...why?...
Commissioner - He seems to be more interested in his little notepad...that he carries around wherever he goes...
Owner - What's he writing?...
Commissioner - Strangely enough...poetry...he seems to be immersed in the...ambiance and simplicity here...the maids...dig it...
Owner (with a smile) - Or he's losing his mind...being away from...all technology...
Commissioner (with a slight smile) - That would be my guess...sire...
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4. Adam Cole defeated Rob Van Dam via Pinfall courtesy of his Diving Crossbody at the 27 minute mark...
Owner (with a smile of suprise and satisfaction) - So in the same night...we had both the shortest...and the longest...matches of the tournament...so far...
Commissioner - This match was one for the ages...my liege...although my favorite to win the tournament...Rob Van Dam lost the match...it was a mythic effort...from both sides...
Owner - I'm all ears...
Owner - The first 12 minutes of this match...was an absolute stalemate...both wrestlers pulled out all the stops...Van Dam scored near falls with his Body Scissors Cradle and a near perfect 5 STAR FROG SPLASH...to which Cole answered with both his FLORIDA KEY and PANAMA SUNRISE...at this point...the two of them just stared down each other...and then locked up again...as if the match just started...
Owner - What was the difference here?...
Commissioner - Cole owned him outside the ring...the turning point came when Cole Delay Vertical Suplexed Van Dam through the announcers table...knocking out one of the announcers...as well...
Owner - Huh...
Commissioner - From that point on...it was 15 minutes of blistering offense by Cole...met by supernatur resilience by Van Dam...when Cole finally pinned Van Dam...it was his 8th attempt...to do so...Cole even helped him up...off the canvas...
Owner - Sounded amazing...what's going on behind the scenes with Van Dam?...
Commissioner - From what he gathered...he wants to win this tournament because..
a tournament like this has never been held before...he said, "All the worlds a stage...and I want the brightest spot"...
Owner - I respect that...now what of Cole?...
Commissioner - Well...three of the maids had to call out this morning...when their supervisor finally got one of the ladies to explain why...one of them finally said..."Adam Cole...BAY BAY"...as they all snickered...
Owner - Now I really...respect that...
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(Note: At this point...as The Commissioner made his way out of..."The Dungeon"...he continued to think to himself...about The Owner...and the following conversation from last night...that he didn't tell the Owner about):
(The scene is from The Commissioners chambers...highest rooms in the tower above Mcdermott's Castle...at midnight...the only ones besides The Owners...that aren't miked up...)
Sami Callihan - You know...commishy baby...before you...and I...become...wonderful friends...I think...it's in...Our...best interests...if I prove to you...that I have...what I like to call...the shadowy...sight...
Commissioner (trying to keep his cool...but Callihan unnerves him) - I'm listening...
Sami Callihan - For example...I know for a fact...that you have a concern...about what happens...when there is only...an odd number...of us...left in the tournament...
Commissioner (heart pounding and sweating some now) - Yes that's true...but anyone...might have that concern...
Sami Callihan (creepy smile) - That's...a slippery answer...I like that...however...my answer to that...is...once you ask...the grand...and exalted Owner this...I know...precisely...what he is going say...
Commissioner - Which is...
Sami Callihan (smiling at his own ability) - He...will tell you that...another wrestler is on his way...to this island...a masked wrestler...and that he...is the wrestler...formerly known...as Tursas...and this...masked wrestler...will now operate under the name of...The Equalizer...
Commissioner (thinks for a bit) - I plan on asking The Owner this question...tomorrow morning...
Sami Callihan - Wonderful...after that...you will know...that I'mmmmm...Not...bullshiting you...and You...will begin...to see...the many...mutual possibilities...of a...friendly...business relationship...between you...and I...
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Tournament Scoreboard:
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Brodie Lee - ( 1 - 0 )
Sabu - ( 1 - 0 )
A.J. Styles - ( 1 - 0 )
Tyler Black - ( 1 - 0 )
Claudio Castagnoli - ( 1 - 0 )
Eddie Kingston - ( 1 - 0 )
Jay Briscoe - ( 1 - 0 )
Michael Elgin - ( 1 - 0 )
Al Snow - ( 1 - 0 )
Mike Quackenbush - ( 1 - 0 )
Adam Page - ( 1 - 0 )
Adam Cole - ( 1 - 0 )
Sugar Dunkerton - ( 0 - 1 )
Jigsaw - ( 0 - 1 )
Homicide - ( 0 - 1 )
Adam Pearce - ( 0 - 1)
A.R. Fox - ( 0 - 1 )
Sami Callihan - ( 0 - 1 )
Lance Hoyt - ( 0 - 1 )
Bryan Danielson - ( 0 - 1 )
Cheeseburger - ( 0 - 1 )
Konnan - ( 0 - 1 )
Johnny Gargano - ( 0 - 1 )
Rob Van Dam - ( 0 - 1 )
The 4th nights matches:
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1. Chuck Taylor vs Jerry Lynn
2. Justin Credible vs Jay Lethal
3. The Sandman vs Dan Severn
4. Davey Richards vs Kevin Steen
A Billion Reasons...(A Tournament)...
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(Chapter 4)
3rd night of matches:
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1. Cheeseburger vs Al Snow
2. Mike Quackenbush vs Konnan
3. Johnny Gargano vs Adam Page
4. Adam Cole vs Rob Van Dam
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(The scene is...as always from within the candle lit Owners Residence...aka The Dungeon...The Owner is seated behind his desk in thought...and The Commissioner has just sat down...in The Owners desk guest chair...this time...a tumbler full of Aethran Whiskey is already waiting for him...):
Owner - My friend...before we start...with last nights results and activities...how did it go...with Lance Hoyt?...
Commissioner (takes a big gulp of the whiskey...partially to help offset...the fact that the gorgeous woman's picture...is now off of The Owners desk) - My lord...suprisingly...he does seem genuinely interested in the castle...as well as the McDermott line...however...
Owner - I knew...there was an...however...about Hoyt...
Commissioner - In order to test him...I decided to bring up...the bolt of lightning that hit the castle...that caused that horrific fire and all of those deaths...over a thousand years ago...but from his reactions sire...it was all news to him...
Owner - Very clever...so actually...he's not...that genuine...what else?...
Commissioner - More than anything...he wants to have a...one on one conversation with you...forgive me but...I shot from the hip again...I told him that you were very busy...and a meeting would be highly unlikely...but what disturbed me the most was that...the very last thing that he said was..."You know...what strikes me the most...about the owner is...I wouldn't be suprised...if he wasn't the only...surviving McDermott"...
(For the first time...The Owner looked shaken...The Commissioner...seeing The Owner rocked by this...suddenly felt equally...as rocked).
Owner - I want Hoyt under even more...constant surveillance...than before...
Commissioner - Yes...my liege...
(Wanting to change the vibe in the room...and in the process...forgetting to ask about what happens if we have an odd amount of competitors left):
Commissioner - So...about last night...
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1. Al Snow defeated Cheeseburger via Pinfall courtesy of his Multiple Head Butts at the 3 minute mark...
Owner - Sounds to me...like this match was a...merciful beating...
Commissioner - I don't think I...could have put it any better...than that sire...Cheeseburger couldn't execute one move against him...at all...after about 15 Head Butts...by Al Snow...and one shot...from Head...that was all...she wrote...
Owner - I take it there's really not much...to discuss when it comes to...outside the ring...with these two?
Commissioner - O contraire...my liege...I don't even know where to begin...
Owner - For real?
Commissioner - For starters...Al Snow is convinced that he...is The Irish King...and this is his castle...he came to the ring wearing a long red cape...that he made from the curtains in his room...and a crown that he stitched together....from the cardboard centers of 30 rolls...of toilet paper...after he pinned Cheeseburger...he whispered to him..."Wait for my signal...because we are all going...to invade Iceland...those frozen nerds...will all be powerless against us"...
(At this...The Owner just stared...incredulously...back at The Commissioner)...
Commissioner - Oddly enough sire...Al Snow isn't the one that concerns me...of these two...
Owner - Dare I ask...how come?...
Commissioner - Out of all of the competitors...the only one that has eluded being recorded...and is hardly captured on film...is Cheeseburger...I think he read the entire contract...and every word...
Owner - Have him...followed...by one of the staff...and keep me posted...
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2. Mike Quackenbush defeated Konnan via Pinfall courtesy of his Black Tornado Slam at the 30 second mark...
Commissioner - Unlike Snow defeating Cheeseburger sire...in this match...Quackenbush simply outclassed Konnan...he made him look...untalented...unfocused...and old...the Black Tornado Slam was only the fourth move of the match...Konnan Slapped Quackenbush In The Face...and then the next thing he knew...it was all over...
Owner - Konnan...underestimated Quackenbush?...
Commissioner - Ohh...yeah...
Owner - Anything else...thought provoking about...these two?...
Commissioner - Well...Konnan is definitely trying...to shop around...and build a new stable around his man...Eddie Kingston...
Owner - I can see that...
Commissioner (now definitely realizing / picking up the fact that...The Owner is considering the same) - And Quackenbush is very interested...in what you have built here...he wants to discuss...going into business with you...
Owner - How...exactly...
Commissioner (takes a hearty swig of the whiskey) - He thinks...that this locale...and roster...would make one hell...of a fed...
Owner (thinks for a second...and also takes a gulp of whiskey) - Hear him out...and let me know...
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3. Adam Page defeated Johnny Gargano via Pinfall courtesy of his RIGHT OF PASSAGE finisher (A Kneeling Back To Belly Piledriver) at the 12 minute mark...
Owner - Now that's one result...I didn't see coming here...
Commissioner - After Adam Page jumped Johnny Gargano before the bell...what then ensued was 12 minutes of offense...comprised of just about every move Adam Page has...in his repertoire...it took him 12 minutes to relentlessly beat Gargano before he could pin him...with the third execution in a row...of his finisher...
Owner - What happened to Gargano?...
Commissioner - Not sure...Page is definitely in cahoots with Adam Cole...same 50/50 split scenario that Black and Elgin have going...but Gargano seemed off sire...distracted I guess...
Owner - Now that's...odd...why?...
Commissioner - He seems to be more interested in his little notepad...that he carries around wherever he goes...
Owner - What's he writing?...
Commissioner - Strangely enough...poetry...he seems to be immersed in the...ambiance and simplicity here...the maids...dig it...
Owner (with a smile) - Or he's losing his mind...being away from...all technology...
Commissioner (with a slight smile) - That would be my guess...sire...
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4. Adam Cole defeated Rob Van Dam via Pinfall courtesy of his Diving Crossbody at the 27 minute mark...
Owner (with a smile of suprise and satisfaction) - So in the same night...we had both the shortest...and the longest...matches of the tournament...so far...
Commissioner - This match was one for the ages...my liege...although my favorite to win the tournament...Rob Van Dam lost the match...it was a mythic effort...from both sides...
Owner - I'm all ears...
Owner - The first 12 minutes of this match...was an absolute stalemate...both wrestlers pulled out all the stops...Van Dam scored near falls with his Body Scissors Cradle and a near perfect 5 STAR FROG SPLASH...to which Cole answered with both his FLORIDA KEY and PANAMA SUNRISE...at this point...the two of them just stared down each other...and then locked up again...as if the match just started...
Owner - What was the difference here?...
Commissioner - Cole owned him outside the ring...the turning point came when Cole Delay Vertical Suplexed Van Dam through the announcers table...knocking out one of the announcers...as well...
Owner - Huh...
Commissioner - From that point on...it was 15 minutes of blistering offense by Cole...met by supernatur resilience by Van Dam...when Cole finally pinned Van Dam...it was his 8th attempt...to do so...Cole even helped him up...off the canvas...
Owner - Sounded amazing...what's going on behind the scenes with Van Dam?...
Commissioner - From what he gathered...he wants to win this tournament because..
a tournament like this has never been held before...he said, "All the worlds a stage...and I want the brightest spot"...
Owner - I respect that...now what of Cole?...
Commissioner - Well...three of the maids had to call out this morning...when their supervisor finally got one of the ladies to explain why...one of them finally said..."Adam Cole...BAY BAY"...as they all snickered...
Owner - Now I really...respect that...
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(Note: At this point...as The Commissioner made his way out of..."The Dungeon"...he continued to think to himself...about The Owner...and the following conversation from last night...that he didn't tell the Owner about):
(The scene is from The Commissioners chambers...highest rooms in the tower above Mcdermott's Castle...at midnight...the only ones besides The Owners...that aren't miked up...)
Sami Callihan - You know...commishy baby...before you...and I...become...wonderful friends...I think...it's in...Our...best interests...if I prove to you...that I have...what I like to call...the shadowy...sight...
Commissioner (trying to keep his cool...but Callihan unnerves him) - I'm listening...
Sami Callihan - For example...I know for a fact...that you have a concern...about what happens...when there is only...an odd number...of us...left in the tournament...
Commissioner (heart pounding and sweating some now) - Yes that's true...but anyone...might have that concern...
Sami Callihan (creepy smile) - That's...a slippery answer...I like that...however...my answer to that...is...once you ask...the grand...and exalted Owner this...I know...precisely...what he is going say...
Commissioner - Which is...
Sami Callihan (smiling at his own ability) - He...will tell you that...another wrestler is on his way...to this island...a masked wrestler...and that he...is the wrestler...formerly known...as Tursas...and this...masked wrestler...will now operate under the name of...The Equalizer...
Commissioner (thinks for a bit) - I plan on asking The Owner this question...tomorrow morning...
Sami Callihan - Wonderful...after that...you will know...that I'mmmmm...Not...bullshiting you...and You...will begin...to see...the many...mutual possibilities...of a...friendly...business relationship...between you...and I...
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Tournament Scoreboard:
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Brodie Lee - ( 1 - 0 )
Sabu - ( 1 - 0 )
A.J. Styles - ( 1 - 0 )
Tyler Black - ( 1 - 0 )
Claudio Castagnoli - ( 1 - 0 )
Eddie Kingston - ( 1 - 0 )
Jay Briscoe - ( 1 - 0 )
Michael Elgin - ( 1 - 0 )
Al Snow - ( 1 - 0 )
Mike Quackenbush - ( 1 - 0 )
Adam Page - ( 1 - 0 )
Adam Cole - ( 1 - 0 )
Sugar Dunkerton - ( 0 - 1 )
Jigsaw - ( 0 - 1 )
Homicide - ( 0 - 1 )
Adam Pearce - ( 0 - 1)
A.R. Fox - ( 0 - 1 )
Sami Callihan - ( 0 - 1 )
Lance Hoyt - ( 0 - 1 )
Bryan Danielson - ( 0 - 1 )
Cheeseburger - ( 0 - 1 )
Konnan - ( 0 - 1 )
Johnny Gargano - ( 0 - 1 )
Rob Van Dam - ( 0 - 1 )
The 4th nights matches:
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1. Chuck Taylor vs Jerry Lynn
2. Justin Credible vs Jay Lethal
3. The Sandman vs Dan Severn
4. Davey Richards vs Kevin Steen
A Billion Reasons...(A Tournament)...
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