Symptoms of The Universe

[Bri]

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Symptoms of The Universe - Card 9
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Standing In The Middle of Nowhere...Wondering How To Begin...Caught Between Tomorrow And Yesterday...Between Now And Then...


Live From Sunnyside Gardens
Queens, New York


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Card 9
Match Results:


Sam Houston (3 Fatigues, Won 2 Ringside Brawls, 1 Near Disqualification - Steel Chair Shot on Abdullah Outside Ring) defeated Abdullah The Butcher (1 Fatigue, Won 1 Ringside Brawl) via Disqualification - Abdullah was disqualified for Repeated Steel Chair Shots on Houston Outside The Ring at the 13:29 minute mark...


Steve Corino (0 Fatigue) & Larry Zbyszko (3 Fatigues) Wrestled To A Double Disqualification - Corino and Zbyszko were both disqualified for Uncontrollably Tying To Simultaneously Beat Each Other Unconscious With Their Bare Fists Outside The Ring at the 12:47 minute mark...


The Vachons - Mad Dog Vachon (1 Fatigue) & Butcher Vachon (0 Fatigue, 1 Double Team) defeated The Rock N Roll Express - Ricky Mortion (2 Fatigues, 1 Double Team & 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save) & Robert Gibson (2 Fatigues) via Submission - Gibson submitted to Butcher's HANGMAN finisher (A Neck Hold) and Mad Dog Speared Morton Before He Could Interfere at the 7:58 minute mark...


Barry Windham (5 Fatigues, 2 Near Count Outs - Suplexed Into Floor Outside Ring & Head Slammed Onto Steel Ring Steps, With Blood Loss) defeated Wild Bull Curry (1 Fatigue) via Disqualification - Curry was disqualified For A Most Agregious Steel Chair Shot Outside The Ring Next To The T.V. Announce Team at the 8:41 minute mark...


Judy Martin (3 Fatigues) defeated Susan Green (2 Fatigues) via Pinfall - Martin pinned Green with her come from behind execution of her POWER BOMB finisher at the 10:17 minute mark...


The Superior Mothers - Mother No 1 (Thantos - 0 Fatigues, 1 Offensive Tag) & Mother No 2 (Star Warrior - 0 Fatigues, 2 Offensive Tags) defeated The Midnight Bodies - Tom Prichard (1 Fatigue, 1 Unsuccessful Defensive Tag) & Dennis Condrey (0 Fatigues, 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save With Jim Cornette (1 Match Saving Distraction) via Submission - Prichard submitted to Thantos's MASTERLOCK finisher (A Figure Four Leglock) and Star Warrior Whipped Dennis Condrey Into Jim Cornette at the 8:10 minute mark...


Ivan Koloff (0 Fatigues & Won 1 Ringside Brawl) defeated Jimmy Snuka (1 Fatigue) via Pinfall - Koloff pinned Snuka with his second and back to back execution of his RUSSIAN SICKLE finisher (A Running Clothesline) at the 3:46 minute mark...


Jazz (2 Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Near Disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring) wrestled Tina Moretti (1 Fatigue, 1 Near Disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring) to a Double Count Out - Jazz and Moretti were both counted out of the ring for Trading Roundhouse Punches In The Front Row at the 7:37 minute mark...


The Flying Redheads - Red Bastien (0 Fatigue, 1 Offensive Tag) & Billy Red Lyons (0 Fatigue)  & Hacksaw Jim Duggan (0 Fatigue) defeated Cane & Disable - Justin Credible (2 Fatigues) & The Sandman (0 Fatigue) & The Crusher (0 Fatigue, 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save) via Pinfall - Duggan pinned Credible after back to back executions of his Piledriver at the 4:39 minute mark...


Blackjack Mulligan (0 Fatigues & Won 2 Ringside Brawls) defeated Gorgeous George (0 Fatigues) With Cherie Dupre (1 Unsuccessful Distraction) via Disqualification - George for Repeatedly Slamming Mulligan's Head Into The T.V. Announcers Table at the 6:30 minute mark...


Magnum T.A. (1 Fatigue) defeated Stan Hansen (1 Fatigue) via Pinfall - Magnum pinned Hansen with his BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX finisher at the 7:33 minute mark...


The Fantastics - Bobby Fulton (0 Fatigue, 1 Defensive Tag & 1 Tag Finisher) & Tommy Rogers 1 Tag Finisher, Won 1 Ringside Brawl Against Williams, 1 Offensive Tag) defeated The Miracle Violence Connection - Terry Gordy (0 Fatigue, 1 Offensive Tag & 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save) & Steve Williams (3 Fatigues) via Pinfall - The Fantastics (Rogers) pins Williams with their ROCKET LAUNCHER tag finisher (Fulton Throws Rogers Off The Top Ropes & Rogers Big Splashes Opponent) at the 7:28 minute mark...

THE FANTASTICS DECLARED NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS FOR THE SOTU WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!


Mildred Burke (0 Fatigue) defeated Leilani Kai (0 Fatigue) via Pinfall - Burke pinned Kai by countering Kai's Sunset Flip Pin Attempt with A Suprise Reverse Sunset Flip Pin Attempt at the 3:34 minute mark...


Randy Savage (1 Fatigue, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Near Disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring) defeated Bruiser Brody (3 Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Near Disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring) With Ted DiBiase (1 Unsuccessful Distraction) via Disqualification - Brody was disqualified for Chokeslamming Savage Through A Souvenir Cart at the 10:30 minute mark...

RANDY SAVAGE DECLARED NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE SOTU WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!


OUR FIRST OF TWO MAIN EVENTS:

Candi Divine (c) (4 Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, With Blood Loss) With Sky Low Low (1 Match Saving Distraction) defeated Joyce Grable (4 Fatigues, With Blood Loss) via Submission - Grable submitted to Divine's Boston Crab at the 18:15 minute mark...

CANDI DIVINE HAS RETAINED THE SOTU WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - This was a version one title defense for Divine...


OUR SECOND OF TWO MAIN EVENTS:

Curt Hennig (3 Fatigues, 1 Near Disqualification - Steel Chair Shot) defeated The Masked Superstar (c) (4 Fatigues, 1 Near Count Out - Piledrove Into Arena Floor By Hennig, With Blood Loss) With The Grand Wizard (1 Unsuccessful Distraction Save) via Pinfall - Hennig pinned Superstar with his first and crowd thrilling execution of his HENNIG PLEX finisher at the 19:26 minute mark...

CURT HENNIG HAS WON THE SOTU INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!


Tonight's Match Fall Outs:
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▪ SOTU Security has been very busy so far as a different squad of six were needed to get in-between Steve Corino and Larry Zbyszko during their epic brawl outside the ring...then three more members of security arrived on the scene as they all discovered Abdullah The Butcher had also charged the ring and started randomly slashing everybody with his foreign object...SOTU Commissioner Little Beaver declared that a no dq tag rematch will be held on Card 10...Steve Corino & Abdullah The Butcher  vs  Larry Zbyszko & Sam Houston...

▪ The now fired up security staff immediately broke up a post match beatdown by Wild Bull Curry on Barry Windham...but once that was settled...the post match situation soon became a demilitarized zone as the team of Ox Baker & Killer Kowalski attempted to dog pile on Windham...only to find themselves intercepted from behind by Blackjack Mulligan...and intercepted from the front by someone sitting in the crowd who had broke through the barrier...The Midnight Rider...the full security staff and a few willing fans were needed to help settle all of this down...A match/rematch is being sorted out by Commissioner Sky Low Low...reports came in that World Wide Empire Owner Wince McCan't..."Finched A Pit"...at the thought of one of his wrestlers going rogue at The SOTU...

▪ The Superior Mothers each took turns at the microphone calling out both The SOTU Owner Desperado and Sunshine Superman...to face them tonight in the ring in order for The Mothers to pound "Some Justice And Reality" into them...but these taunts weren't answered...

▪ Commissioner David Lee Roth and a couple of rookies (who had lied about their ages) helped get in between Jazz and Tina Moretti in order to break up their hellacious brawl...Roth thought that this would be an excellent opportunity for his rookies to break in on the pro level and decided to book them into a rematch tag bout with Jazz and Moretti on next week's Card 10...

▪ As soon as Gorgeous George was disqualified in his bout with Blackjack Mulligan...Mulligan grabbed George by the throat and lifted him off the ground...before Cherie Dupre could hit Mulligan in the back of his head with her loaded purse...The Midnight Rider grabbed it out of her hand...and to the delight of the crowd...started chasing her around the ring and tried to spray her with all of the weird things she kept in this purse...security eventually regained order...in the chaos...one member of security said to The Rider, "Dream...you smell wonderful"...to which he replied, "Chan-neal Numba 69...Daddy-O"...

▪ Once Savage was awarded the technical victory...he went apeshit and hurled half of the broken souvenir cart at Brody...which hit him from behind and knocked him semi conscious to the ground...Savage then grabbed a t-shirt gun from ringside...pretended to shoot CFO Ted DiBiase in the face with it...but as DiBiase covered his face...Savage then fired it at Dibiase's balls...a very tired security crew got in between them and broke it all up...carefully helping DiBiase back to the locker rooms as well...because he could hardly step without peeing...


Mental Health Moments...With Bill Murray - Spotlight No 2 - A Butcher's Art...Is Subjective:

Bill Murray - It wasn't easy...helping the SOTU coax him out of the park...Abdullah the Butcher had just about had it with the human race...he resigned himself to living in Flushing Meadow Park...it was his new home...back to a natural habitat...he's a wrestler...and a ferocious one at that...but deep down...way...down...in that dark twisted soul of his...there is an artist...whether he's making moonlight sculptures out of his own feces in the park...or carving sweet nothings into the foreheads his opponents...all of it...and I mean all of it...is art...because art...is subjective...this artist...lives in the basement of Sunnyside Gardens Arena now...and he is...as true a finger painter...as I've ever seen one...sure he keeps eating his favorite colors...but one thing...at a time...


Out of The Arena Spotlight & Behind Closed Doors:


Thunder - You're getting a little too close to you're work...with Roth...aren't you?...anything new to report?...

Thrash - It's all a show...to establish thrust...I mean trust...and no...asshole...I'll let you know......


Sky Low Low - So what did she say?...

David Lee Roth - Not much yet...still not clear as to what The Overmaster is got cookin up...

Little Beaver - Be careful Dave...

David Lee Roth - Me?...I am...the patron saint...of careful...


SOTU Kinesiologist John Dortmunder (as he slips a shiny pocket watch into his white coat) - Thank you for you're time Mr...ah...Superman...you're all set...

Dortmunder's Assistant Edward Felson - In the peak of health...

Sunshine Superman (Godsend) - I told you that even before this...colossal waste of a time...

Edward Felson (As Godsend leaves) - So long now...(now under his breath) - That was easy...say...any female versions of that around this joint?...

John Dortmunder - I'm not sure...but I really...hope so...


The Master Planner (The Dark Menace) - I look forward to a most mutually beneficial partnership with you...kind sir...

World Wide Empire Owner Wince McCan't - And I you...my good man...together...we will rule the world...and all of it's feofle...this looks like the start...of a beautipul...priendshif...


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Card 10 - You Have To Come...Sonny...This Is Where We're Going...Paradise!..Two Thousand Miles From Here...Fresh Water...Plenty Of Sunshine...Nothing To Do But Breed!...
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-   Unbeatable The First (The Aethran
    Overmaster)  vs  The Crusher!

-   Al Snow With Head  vs  Brad Armstrong!

-   Steve Corino & Abdullah The Butcher  vs 
    Sam Houston & Larry Zbyszko - No
    Disqualifications!

-   Toni Rose  vs  Nora Greenwald!

-   The Foreign Legion - The Iron Sheik &
    Nikolai Volkoff  vs  The Rock N Roll Express
    - Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson!

-   Johnny Valentine  vs  Rob Van Dam!

-   Jazz & Cheerleader Melissa  vs  Tina Moretti
    & Trish Stratus - No Disqualifications!

-   The Celebration of The Lounge Lizard -
    Featuring The SOTU World Tag Team
    Champions - The Road Warriors & Their
    Manager Paul Ellering!

-   The Superior Mothers - Mother Number One
    (Thantos) & Mother Number Two  vs  The
    Kingdom - Godsend & Sly Drury - No
    Disqualifications! - Note: This match has
    been booked but there's still no response to
    this challenge from The Kingdom

-   Nick Bockwinkel With Bobby Heenan  vs 
    Lou Thesz!

-   Princess Victoria  vs  The Fabulous Moolah!

-   Buddy Rogers  vs  Harley Race!

-   Wild Bull Curry & Grindhouse - Ox Baker &
    Killer Kowalski  vs  The Family - Barry  
    Windham, Blackjack Mulligan & The
    Midnight Rider - No Disqualifications / No
    Count Outs / No Interferences

-   Ida Mae Martinez  vs  Judy Martin  -  Winner
    Becomes Number One Contender For The
    SOTU Women's World Title!

-   Ivan Koloff  vs  Magnum T.A.  -  Winner
    Becomes Number One Contender For The
    International Title!

MAIN EVENTS:

-   The Road Warriors - Hawk & Animal (c)
    Defend The SOTU World Tag Team Titles For
    The First Time  vs  Number One Contenders
    - The Fantastics - Bobby Fulton & Tommy
    Rogers!

-   Bobo Brazil (c) Defends The SOTU World
    Heavyweight Title For The First Time  vs 
    Number One Contender - Randy Savage!


Card 13 - Legends of The Universe Tag Team Challange - "Open To All Trying To Prove Themselves"...


1.  (A Chest & A Guest) - Brad Armstrong & Andre The Giant.

2.  (Handsome & Perfect) - Harley Race & Curt Hennig.

3.  (The Heenan Family) - Nick Bockwinkel & Crippler Stevens w/Bobby Heenan.

4.  (The Kingdom) - (Godsend & Sly Drury).

5.  (Grindhouse) - Killer Kowalski & Ox Baker.

6.  (The Superior Mothers) - (Thantos & Star Warrior).

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

7.  (The Phenomenal Dragons) - A.J. Styles & Bryan Danielson (they are also lying about their ages)

8.  (The Heavenly Express) - Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane w/Jim Cornette.

9.  (The Unbeatables) - Unbeatable The First (The Aethran Overmaster) & Unbeatable The Second (Thunder).

10.  (We Know Everyone's Secret) - The Unknown Soldier (Hector) & Suror (Orrus The Unstoppable)

11.  Representing The WWE (Indestructible) - Mercury (Matador of M83) & Atlas (Chaos The Indestructible)

12.  (Head Games) - Al Snow & Shane Douglas

13 - 32.  TBD.


Coming Up Next:

Card 10 Match Results, Backstories & Card 11 Match Announcements!


Take it sleasy All! 😊

[Pariah]

The Superior Mothers still look like THE TEAM to beat, imo... And very cool that Candi was able to retain the women's belt over a capable challenger like Leilani Kai... A little disappointed that Savage vs. Brody ended in a DQ, but what can you seriously expect when you dump those two loose cannons into the ring? Oh, snap!

Just a minor suggestion re. the overall presentation... As I've stated before, I absolutely LOVE how you include things of a statistical nature in the match summaries... But, I actually preferred your earlier format - when you listed them in point form for each competitor following the match outcome itself... Just found the results easier to read that way.

The prospect of Wince and the Dark Menace working towards a common goal is nothing short of horrifying, brotha... Play on!

[TTX]

Amaranth: "The game is afoot. Our die has been cast."
Eris: "They do not know what we have planned but the wheels are in motion and we will do what we do best."
Nikki: "There will be blood, sweat, tears and more and we will cause the chaos the fans crave and topple an owner who is out of touch."

[victoryroll84]

Hi Bri!

Very cool to see Blackjack and da' Rider wreaking havoc in SOTU

The Road Warriors vs. The Fantastics will be a fun match to play out too!

Here's hoping the security staff got paid a little extra for the night they all had on card 9

Well done as always!!

[cruefan68]

I thoroughly enjoyed Card #9 my friend. Tons of stuff to digest but my favorite moments were Curt Henning striking gold, the Randy Savage vs. Bruiser Brody match and that nice win for Ivan Koloff over Jimmy Snuka.

Card #10 and the upcoming Card #13 are looking good. I can't wait to dive back into the madness of SOTU!

Meanwhile...

Like a dog without a bone,
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirming like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride,
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah

The Doors - Riders on the Storm

[Crossbones]

Can't believe The Fantastics got the huge win over Gordy & Williams. Next to the Road Warriors, Gordy and Williams should be the next be threat to the titles. Was it a fluke win?

[Bri]

Mar 7, 2021 17:40:06 GMT -5 Pariah said:

The Superior Mothers still look like THE TEAM to beat, imo... And very cool that Candi was able to retain the women's belt over a capable challenger like Leilani Kai... A little disappointed that Savage vs. Brody ended in a DQ, but what can you seriously expect when you dump those two loose cannons into the ring? Oh, snap!

Just a minor suggestion re. the overall presentation... As I've stated before, I absolutely LOVE how you include things of a statistical nature in the match summaries... But, I actually preferred your earlier format - when you listed them in point form for each competitor following the match outcome itself... Just found the results easier to read that way.

The prospect of Wince and the Dark Menace working towards a common goal is nothing short of horrifying, brotha... Play on!

Evenin brother Pariah!

I was very psyched to see Candi Divine get the first title defense under her belt.

On the next card we get to see who gets the next shot at her title.

Thank you for what you said about the format - I'm glad you said that. Truth be told I was a little on the fence with that newer style.

I went back and brought that style that you menthioned back and am also going with the other way to highlight the nights match developments.

I know what you mean about Wince & The Menace working together. Particularly with what appears to be a Menace working without Drury or perhaps even Godsend...but still trying to restore GODSEND.

Card 10 results is coming up soon.

More pieces about to be introduced onto the chessboard with tonights results.

Thanks again for all brother man!

[Bri]

Mar 8, 2021 6:29:08 GMT -5 TTX said:

Amaranth: "The game is afoot. Our die has been cast."
Eris: "They do not know what we have planned but the wheels are in motion and we will do what we do best."
Nikki: "There will be blood, sweat, tears and more and we will cause the chaos the fans crave and topple an owner who is out of touch."

Truly frightening stuff TTX me bro!

Sounds for sure like he's never gonna see it coming.

Gotta love their style!

Wouldn't be a happening without them.

Right on my friend!

[Bri]

Mar 8, 2021 8:42:13 GMT -5 victoryroll84 said:

Hi Bri!

Very cool to see Blackjack and da' Rider wreaking havoc in SOTU

The Road Warriors vs. The Fantastics will be a fun match to play out too!

Here's hoping the security staff got paid a little extra for the night they all had on card 9

Well done as always!!

Mornin victoryroll84!

The Midnight Rider turned out to be the very first "create a character" wrestler that I've added to my online play.

It's awesome being able to do so - I've been wanting to reunite him with Blackjack Mulligan & Barry Windham for sometime now.

The Fantastics have been living up to their name as (if I'm not mistaken) they are undefeated in tag bouts.

I know right? The security staff has been having a time of it. And this next Card 10 is no exception, 1 bout in particular.

As always, I look forward to you're take on things and appreciate you being in the seats my man!

[Bri]

Mar 8, 2021 21:09:27 GMT -5 cruefan68 said:

I thoroughly enjoyed Card #9 my friend. Tons of stuff to digest but my favorite moments were Curt Henning striking gold, the Randy Savage vs. Bruiser Brody match and that nice win for Ivan Koloff over Jimmy Snuka.

Card #10 and the upcoming Card #13 are looking good. I can't wait to dive back into the madness of SOTU!

Meanwhile...

Like a dog without a bone,
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirming like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride,
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah

The Doors - Riders on the Storm

Mornin cruefan68!

Jazzed that you are digging things my brother.

Curt Hennig stopped The Masked Superstar's title reign before it even started lol.

I am hoping for Card 10 to be fun. It was a blast to roll out and write up.

Card 13 I'm looking forward to. 32 teams tearing Madison Square Garden apart.

Thank you very much for those kind words amigo.

There's supposedly a new collection (or a large comprehensive collection) of Jim's poetry coming out this June.

I'm totally psyched.

Rock on my friend