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Post by TTX on Feb 24, 2021 16:43:39 GMT -5
Nightmare Nikki: "The feast of blood has started. Sisters, our game is afoot."
Eris: "Minion has performed his mission. We will see what happens soon."
Amaranth: "Secrets are revealed only for new secrets to emerge and the answers to shift to try and fit the new questions."
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Post by Bri on Feb 26, 2021 17:56:44 GMT -5
Nightmare Nikki: "The feast of blood has started. Sisters, our game is afoot." Eris: "Minion has performed his mission. We will see what happens soon." Amaranth: "Secrets are revealed only for new secrets to emerge and the answers to shift to try and fit the new questions." Absolutely love it when the spotlight finds The Terrible Trio TTX me bro. That was hot to say the least. I consider myself to be one of they're minions as well. Should be able to post the next Card 8 in a few. Triple Double...Toil & Trouble... Many thanks!! |
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Post by Pariah on Feb 26, 2021 21:23:17 GMT -5
Definitely some showstopping action taking place inside the ring... And the general atmosphere of wickedness that surrounds the SOTU is growing into an absolute epidemic... You certainly now how to weave these tapestries in dynamic ways, my friend... Keep up the awesome work!
Throughly enjoyed the Endgame reveal... That emotional scene tugged at the ol' heart strings... And I like the aura of mystery surrounding the Superior Mothers... Yeah, we think we know who they are... But, who cares? Looking forward to watching this duo accomplish all they deserve.
Candi Devine as the inaugural women's champ is astounding... And I can't wait for the tournament to crown the first World champ... My heart says Bobo Brazil, even though my brain refuses to agree... Going with my heart - Bobo all the way!
Bring the noise! Truth!
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Post by cruefan68 on Feb 26, 2021 21:32:18 GMT -5
You have nailed it again my friend and Symptoms of the Universe is such a great name. Rock on my brother!
I have been following along since you started up this new venture and nobody brings it like you with the storytelling. Whatever way you decide, freeform or condensed, is fine with me. I enjoy reading it all. I have to say I love Bill Murray being around and who doesn't love a commissioner's crew consisting of Andre the Giant, Little Beaver and Sky Low Low?
Congrats to Candi Divine on her women's title win over Joyce Grable. As for the SOTU World title tournament, I'm going with Lou Thesz for the win. I am looking forward to how it plays out.
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Post by Bri on Feb 27, 2021 2:10:26 GMT -5
Definitely some showstopping action taking place inside the ring... And the general atmosphere of wickedness that surrounds the SOTU is growing into an absolute epidemic... You certainly now how to weave these tapestries in dynamic ways, my friend... Keep up the awesome work! Throughly enjoyed the Endgame reveal... That emotional scene tugged at the ol' heart strings... And I like the aura of mystery surrounding the Superior Mothers... Yeah, we think we know who they are... But, who cares? Looking forward to watching this duo accomplish all they deserve. Candi Devine as the inaugural women's champ is astounding... And I can't wait for the tournament to crown the first World champ... My heart says Bobo Brazil, even though my brain refuses to agree... Going with my heart - Bobo all the way! Bring the noise! Truth! Evenin brother Pariah! You are far too kind my friend. I'm so glad it's a decent read - I tell you it's a true blast rolling out these cards and writing up what I see. When I knew Endgame was going to be coming back on this new old scene, I knew it had to be a heavy reunion. Outside of Sky & Beav, one of the biggest parts of the old Afghanistan Bananastan group was Endgame - and him being somewhat of a celestial entity I figured this reunion should transcend many things including logic. Going to be posting the card now with the World Championship Tourney etc. Hope it doesn't dissapoint. Thank you very much for always being a part of my nuttiness! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 27, 2021 2:16:33 GMT -5
You have nailed it again my friend and Symptoms of the Universe is such a great name. Rock on my brother! I have been following along since you started up this new venture and nobody brings it like you with the storytelling. Whatever way you decide, freeform or condensed, is fine with me. I enjoy reading it all. I have to say I love Bill Murray being around and who doesn't love a commissioner's crew consisting of Andre the Giant, Little Beaver and Sky Low Low? Congrats to Candi Divine on her women's title win over Joyce Grable. As for the SOTU World title tournament, I'm going with Lou Thesz for the win. I am looking forward to how it plays out. Evenin cruefan68! Things are on the upswing when The American Poet is back in action! Thanks very much for you're kind words amigo. I'm having a blast with this. Since I knew I wasn't going to be able to keep to one product line - I knew this time the word "universe" had to be in there somewhere. As to picking Lou Thesz to win the inaugural World Championship title tourney - I like you're style. Going to be posting this World Title Tourney card now - hopefully it's a fun read my brother. Very glad to see you on the boards again! More coming up now. A thousand thank you's! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 27, 2021 2:38:49 GMT -5
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Symptoms of The Universe - Card 8
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Turnnnn And Face The Strainge...Ch-Ch-Chain-Ges...
Live From Sunnyside Gardens
Queens, New York
Tonights Card...Is Being Brought To You By Our Sposor:
"The Chairmaster"
"Pennsylvania's finest Steel Alloy Chair For Each And Every Occasion"
"When You Really Gotta Give Someone The Chair...Show Em What The Hell Pennsylvania...Really Feels Like".
Card 8
Match Results:
Ox Baker (0 Fatigue) defeated Mikey Whipwreck (0 Fatigues) via Pinfall - With his first and brutal execution of his HEART PUNCH finisher at the 10:26 minute mark...
Ida Mae Martinez (1 Fatigue) defeated Nora Greenwald (2 Fatigus, 1 Near Count Out - Piledriven Onto Arena Floor, Won 2 Ringside Brawls) via Pinfall - With her DROPKICK finisher at the 13:56 minute mark...
The Flying Redheads - Red Bastien (1 Fatigue) & Billy Red Lyons (0 Fatigue, 1 Successful Interference Prevention) defeated Cane & Disable - Justin Credible (2 Fatigues, 1 Double Team) & The Sandman (0 Fatigue, 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save) via Pinfall - Bastien pinned Credible with his Flying Body Press and Lyons Chop Blocked The Sandman Before He Could Interfere at the 6:33 minute mark...in this No Disqualification Bout...
ONE NIGHT SINGLE ELIMINATION TOURNAMENT - FOR THE INAUGURAL SOTU WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE!:
QUARTER FINAL ROUND RESULTS:
Bobo Brazil (4 Fatigues, With Blood Loss) defeated Nick Bockwinkel (3 Fatigues) via Pinfall - with his second, come from behind and bone crunching execution of his COCO BUTT finisher at the 14:09 minute mark...to advance to the next round...
Bruiser Brody (0 Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Near Disqualification - Steel Chair Shot Outside Ring) defeated Buddy Rogers (4 Fatigues, With Blood Loss) via Pinfall - With his Umpteenth Big Boot To The Face at the 12:30 minute mark...to advance to the next round...
Harley Race (2 Fatigues, Won 3 Ringside Brawls) defeated Jimmy Snuka (2 Fatigues, Won 2 Ringside Brawls, 1 Near Disqualification - Steel Chair Shot Outside Ring) via Pinfall - With his Backbreaker at the 16:00 minute mark...to advance to the next round...
Lou Thesz (3 Fatigues) defeated Johnny Valentine (5 Fatigues, Won 2 Ringside Brawls) via Pinfall - With his third times a charm execution of his GRECO-ROMAN BACKDROP primary finisher at the 5:35 minute mark...to advance to the next round...
SEMI FINAL ROUND:
Bobo Brazil (4 Starting Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, With Blood Loss, 4 Ending Fatigues) defeated Bruiser Brody (0 Starting Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 4 Ending Fatigues) via Disqualification - Brody was disqualified for Relentlessly Punching Brazil In The Face Outside The Ring at the 9:44 minute mark...to advance to the championship bout...
Lou Thesz (3 Starting Fatigues, 3 Ending Fatigues) defeated Harley Race (2 Starting Fatigues, 3 Ending Fatigues) via Submission - Race sumbitted to Thesz's Stepover Toehold Facelock at the 8:42 minute mark...to advance to the championship bout...
FINAL CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND - NO DISQUALIFICATIONS / NO COUNT OUTS & 2 OUT OF THREE FALLS:
Bobo Brazil (4 Starting Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 4 Ending Fatigues) defeated Lou Thesz (3 Starting Fatigues, 1 Near Standard Counted Out - Powerslammed Through Ringside Table By Brazil, With Blood Loss, 5 Ending Fatigues) via Pinfall - With his COCO BUTT finisher at the 1:32 minute mark...to take the first fall...
Bobo Brazil (4 Starting Fatigues, 4 Ending Fatigues) defeated Lou Thesz (5 Starting Fatigues, 5 Ending Fatigues) via Pinfall - With A Counter Roll Up off of An Avoided Turnbuckle Charge By Thesz Into The Corner at the 1:53 minute mark...to take the second and final fall...
BOBO BRAZIL HAS BECOME THE INAUGURAL SOTU WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Tonight's Match Fall Outs:
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â–ª As soon as a triumphant Ox Baker raised both arms in victory...swarms of bees suddenly appeared...and started stinging Baker everywhere...including in his armpits...causing a cursing & swatting Baker to flee to the locker rooms...and Mikey Whipwreck to smile...as he continued to catch his breath...
â–ª As a collapsed Nora Greenwald sat with both of her arms on the middle ropes in the corner...Ida Mae Martinez decided it was a perfect occassion to rub her face in it...until Greenwald bit down hard on Martinez's ass...the crowd roared with delight as Martinez grabbed her ass with both hands and bolted post haste to the locker rooms...
â–ª The Flying Redheads celebration inside the ring was cut short as Cane & Disable were joined by an apparent new ally in The Crusher with their post match beat down of The Redheads...SOTU Security Head Suror pounced on the scene with his crew to secure the situation...SOTU Commissioner Sky Low Low decreed that the team of Cane & Disable with The Crusher will be facing the team of The Flying Redheads with a partner of their choice in a no disqualification bout on next weeks card No 9...
â–ª Bruiser Brody needed to be detained in one of the abandoned basement rooms underneath the arena...Brody couldn't be subdued at first by the security staff...and even started to choke Suror (Orrus The Unstoppable) with his steel chain...once the entire security force arrived on the scene...they were able to eventually calm him down...it also took the involvement of SOTU CFO Ted DiBiase...to talk him out of this frenzied state...blissfully unaware of all of this...was an enormously large shape sitting on the floor of an adjacent basement room...slowly fingerpainting the floors and walls...and clapping to himself occasionally...
â–ª Randy Savage stormed into the Commissioners office to find Little Beaver at his desk and Sky Low Low behind a wraparound wall of beads...floping around in the office bed with SOTU Women's World Champion Candi Divine...Savage demanded that since he was overlooked for this tournament...that he should instantly be named number one contender...Little Beaver exhaled cigarette smoke and said, "No"...Sky put his head through the beads at the foot of the bed and said to Savage..."Tell you what...I'll put you in a number one contenders bout next week...against whomever Beav chooses"...before Savage could say what he was going to say...he suddenly felt the gigantic hand of Andre The Giant on his right shoulder from behind...Savage said "Done"...and split...
The Celebration of The Lounge Lizard - Episode 2 - Tonight's Special Guest - World Wide Empire Owner - Wince McCan't:
We see the familiar set that resembles the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson set...sitting at the desk is Bill Murray...sitting in the "Ed McMahon seat" is Bill's sidekick...Harold Ramis...
Murray's guest Wince McCan't joins the show via teleconference...he is seated at a mahogany conference room with the camera placed on the table directly across from him...he looks irritated...and waits for one of his employees to hand him a water bottle...we only see the employee's arm as he puts it down in front of him...McCan't harrumphs at the fact that the cap wasn't opened already...the unseen employee grabs the bottle...slowly opens it...and slowly places it in front of McCan't...the employees arm dissapears...McCan't takes a big hearty gulp...and clears his throat...
McCan't then explodes with a flurry of comments before Bill Murray can say a thing:
"The World Wide Emfire Want's...No Demands...To Be Included...In This 32 Man Tournament Being Held By The SOTU At My Madison Square Garden"...
"My Indefendent Stars "Mercury" And "Atlas" Will Be There...Along With A Flethora Of My Other Teams"...
"And Not Because They Are All Demanding It...And Driving Me Puckin Crazy...But Because I...So Desire It"...
"My World Wide Emfire Is The Fremier Wrestling Pederation On This Whole Damn Flanet...No One Is More Accredited...Or Resfected...Or Peared...Than My Pederation Is...We're The Best...And That...You Can Fut Right Into The Bank"...
(Harold Ramis looks to Bill Murray for a sanity check...but Murray briefly explains to Ramis that McCan't has a deranged p & f and f & p problem...but once again before Murray can get a word out):
Wince McCan't (suddenly yelling) - It's Howdy Doody Time...Your Mother's 99...She Looks Like Prankenstein...Oh Howdy Doody Time...
Harold Ramis (as he watches McCan't take another large swig from his water bottle) - Ohhh...boy...
Bill Murray - Mr. McCant...Wince...I just want you to know...now don't tell anybody...but I'm on your side...tough guy...
Wince McCan't (starts to get misty eyed) - I just wanted...to...tell...everybody...that my...pederation...throws down...the gauntlet...here...we are totally......Hung......Go......about...
Bill Murray - Wince Baby I...So Hear You...And We Accept...
Wince McCan't - Go......Hung......
Harold Ramis - Check please...
Bill Murray (seizing the moment as per Sky's plan) - Wincey...you've had a long day...I think before you go night night...I'm going to give you the floor...I want...my pal Wince...to tell me something about yourself...that no-one knows about...I assure you...this is an entirely...safe place...
Haris Ramis - Do we have a lawyer on staff?...
Wince McCan't (looks around his empty conference room - including on the ceiling) - Ive...Got...Peathers...Growing Out......Op My......Balls......
Bill Murray (As Wince finishes his water bottle) - Well I Tell Ya Wince Baby...I For One Needed..
To Hear That...
Harold Ramis - Nobody needed to hear that...
Bill Murray - It's always good to get things off you're...
Harold Ramis (interrupting) - Balls...
Bill Murray - Chest...and I just know...that they're definitely...Eagle...Feathers...my man...(cheezy smile) well that's it for tonight...this is the Lounge Lizard...bing bong...signing off...
As the screen slowly fades to black and Wince tries to salute himself:
Wince McCan't - Is Anyone...Else...Wearing Fants?...I know...I'm......not...
During Blank Screen:
"Hey...what the hell was in the bosses water bottle?...is this the bottle that you gave him?"...
(After a sniffing sound) - "DAMN!!!"
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Card 9 - Standing In The Middle of Nowhere...Wondering How To Begin...Caught Between Tomorrow And Yesterday...Between Now And Then...
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- Abdullah The Butcher vs Sam Houston!
- Steve Corino vs Larry Zbyszko!
- The Vachons vs The Rock N Roll Express!
- Wild Bill Curry vs Barry Windham!
- Susan Green vs Judy Martin!
- The Superior Mothers (Mother No 1 &
Mother No 2) vs The Midnight Bodies
(Prichard & Condrey) With Jim Cornette!
- Ivan Koloff vs Jimmy Snuka!
- Jazz vs Tina Moretti!
- Mental Health Moments...With Bill Murray -
Spotlight No 2 - "A Butcher's Art...Is
Subjective"
- Cane & Disable (Credible & Sandman) & The
Crusher vs The Flying Redheads &
Hacksaw Jim Duggan - No Disqualifications!
- Gorgeous George With Cherie Dupre vs
Blackjack Mulligan!
- Stan Hansen vs Magnum T.A. !
- The Fantastics vs The Miracle Violence
Connection - Winner Becomes Number One
Contender For The World Tag Titles!
- Leilani Kai vs Mildred Burke!
- Randy Savage vs Bruiser Brody - Winner
Becomes Number One Contender For The
World Title!
MAIN EVENTS:
- Candi Divine (c) Defends The Women's
World Title For The First Time vs Joyce
Grable!
- The Masked Superstar (c) With The Grand
Wizard Defends The International Title For
The First Time vs Curt Hennig!
Coming Up Next:
End of Month Two Report complete with; Updated Rosters, Updated SOTU Employee Listing, News Regarding An Upcoming 32 Team Tag Tournament At Madison Square Garden on Card 13, An Out of The Arena Spotlight & Behind Closed Doors Segment, SOTU Press Conferemce & Card 10 Match Announcements!
Happy Weekend All!
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Post by TTX on Feb 27, 2021 6:44:01 GMT -5
Fun to see Wince back. Awesome to see Brazil grab the gold. Ox Baker doing his thing is also entertaining.
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Post by Pariah on Feb 27, 2021 17:01:46 GMT -5
Looks like my heart did not steer me wrong... Bobo snaps up the SOTU World Heavyweight title! TRUTH!
And let me just say that it's impossible not to be impressed with the creative effort you put into the dialogue between characters... Vince McCant's unique vocal tick alone must require plenty of proofreading... Or FLENTY OP FROOPREADING, if you catch my drift... HA! Good times!
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Post by Bri on Mar 1, 2021 7:44:02 GMT -5
Fun to see Wince back. Awesome to see Brazil grab the gold. Ox Baker doing his thing is also entertaining. Mornin TTX me bro! I'm glad that Wince is entertaining. His role in this fed is evolving as we speak. The SOTU he sees as a threat to his World Wide Empire. (But more to follow). I have a lot of fun reporting back from the fly on the wall perspective. Bobo Brazil really suprised me. I really thought he was too fatigued early on but he wrestled his ass off in that tournament. It was really cool. In this fed Ox Baker is re-forming a team with Killer Kowalski for me called Grindhouse. Looking forward to seeing what they can accomplish. Individually as well. Going to be posting our second "End of the Month" report very soon. It's sort of a pivotal post because the principals that are pulling the strings here are trying to keep tabs not only on each other but to also try to contain the potential chaos. Que the rim shot. (Bah-Dum). Always look forward to your (and the Trio's) reactions to things my brother and as always thank you! |
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