Post by malicelover on May 29, 2021 10:26:13 GMT -5
Legends National Wrestling Alliance (LNWA) Tuesday Night News
*A very 1980’s graphic moves across the television screen to a very new wave music accompaniment. The graphic reads “LEGENDS NATIONAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE TUESDAY NIGHT NEWS.” The graphic is followed by wrestling highlights beginning with Lou Thesz pinning Koko B. Ware; Harely Race piledriving Shane Douglas; Bob Backlund crossface chickenwinging Steve Corino; Andre the Giant tossing multiple men from the ring in a battle royal; and concluded with Ax and Smash of Demolition performing a Demolition Decapitation on Lex Luger.*
*The screen goes black for a moment before opening on Gordon Solie, the voice of LNWA Tuesday Night News. He stands in front of a large yellow wall with the LEGENDS NATIONAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE TUESDAY NIGHT NEWS logo painted on it in red. He pauses a moment, looking down at some notes on a sheet of paper, before looking up and smiling before he begins to speak.*
Gordon Solie: Good evening from the Sunshine State, Legends National Wrestling Association fans, I’m Gordon Solie bringing you the LNWA TUESDAY NIGHT NEWS, the best wrestling from the best wrestlers from around the world in the history of our great sport. We’ve got some big news to discuss for tonight’s show, but I’m not going to be the one to tell you about it, instead, I’m going to let my guest share the exciting association altering news. Please welcome, LNWA Commissioner Teddy Long!
*MacMilitant begins to play and LNWA Commissioner Teddy Long begins to strut and dance onto the LNWA TUESDAY NIGHT NEWS soundstage. He smiles at Gordon Solie, while reaching out his hand to shake Solie’s hand, before beginning to speak.*
Commissioner Teddy Long: Good evening Gordon, it is great to be back in The Sunshine State! Have I got some news for you and the LNWA fans watching at home!
Godron Solie: Well, don’t keep us waiting Commissioner Long!
Commissioner Teddy Long: Gordon, as you know, the Legends National Wrestling Alliance is made up of some of the greatest wrestlers from around the world, not just today, but in the history of our sport. Over the past month, the LNWA’s Board of Directors has been negotiating a way to determine our first World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, I am excited to reveal that plan, and the 14 men that will comprise the tournament to crown our champion!
Gordon Solie: Fourteen men, that’s an interesting bracket. There appears to be two few competitors to have a bracket finish properly. Can you give the fans at home some more insight about this unique format.
Commissioner Teddy Long: Certainly, Gordon. The tournament itself will consist of six first round matchups. The remaining two second round competitors received byes into the second round on opposite ends of the bracket.
Gordon Solie: That makes perfect sense. So, Commissioner Long, can you explain to us how the LNWA Board of Directors determined who field for this tournament?
Commissioner Teddy Long: The LNWA Board of Directors has spent the past several months debating and negotiating who would be given a coveted spot in this tournament for the Ten Pounds of Gold, because, Gordon, you know it’s all about that gold, baby!
Gordon Solie: Yes, the LNWA Heavyweight Title belt. Please, continue.
Commissioner Teddy Long: So as the LNWA Board of Directors’ biggest debate was trying to figure out who should be in the tournament and what territories they should come from. As you and the fans at home know, prior to the creation of the LNWA there were many small wrestling territories across the United States and Around the World, but there were three large wrestling promotions. I am talking about the National Wrestling Alliance/World Championship Wrestling; the World Wide Wrestling Federation/World Wrestling Federation/World Wrestling Entertainment; and the American Wrestling Association. So the Board of Directors determined the following:
Commissioner Teddy Long: Discussions to settle on the first two points took approximately two weeks to settle on. However, the final question was who would receive the two first round byes? As many fans know the AWA ceased to exist long before the WCW, so the board came to a third decision:
Gordon Solie: That sounds like a very fair solution. So are you ready to tell us what lucky men will be in this tournament?
Commissioner Teddy Long: Gordon, it would be my pleasure!
*With great fanfare and panache, Commissioner Long walks to the left side of the sound stage, where the wall is curtained off, and there is a large ornate cord. Long pulls the cord, and the curtains fall, revealing a large tournament bracket with the names of the 14 wrestlers that will receive a shot to become the first LNWA Champion.*
The bracket was as follows:
8. Randy Savage vs. 9. Nick Bockwinkel winner would face 1. Ric Flair in the second round.
4. Harley Race vs. 13. Buddy Rogers
5. Verne Gagne vs. 12. Bob Backlund
7. Bruno Sammartino vs. 10. Jerry "The King" Lawler winner would face 2. Hulk Hogan in the second round
3. Lou Thesz vs. 14. Rick Martel
6. Jack Brisco vs. 11. Big Van Vader
Gordon Solie: So, The Nature Boy Ric Flair and The Immortal Hulk Hogan received first round byes in the tournament! Some great competitors overall. Commissioner Long, when is this tournament taking place?
Commissioner Teddy Long: Gordon, fans will be excited to know that the tournament will be taking place on one night at the Greensboro Coliseum THIS SUNDAY.
Gordon Solie: Wow, fascinating news from the Legends National Wrestling Alliance commissioner, Teddy Long, and fans, you heard it here first. This Sunday, at the Greensboro Coliseum, one of 14 men will be walking away with ten pounds of gold strapped around his waist, as the first ever LNWA World Heavyweight Champion! Thanks for tuning into Legends National Wrestling Alliance Tuesday Night News! We’ll see you next time.
*The screen goes black for a moment before opening on Gordon Solie, the voice of LNWA Tuesday Night News. He stands in front of a large yellow wall with the LEGENDS NATIONAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE TUESDAY NIGHT NEWS logo painted on it in red. He pauses a moment, looking down at some notes on a sheet of paper, before looking up and smiling before he begins to speak.*
Gordon Solie: Good evening from the Sunshine State, Legends National Wrestling Association fans, I’m Gordon Solie bringing you the LNWA TUESDAY NIGHT NEWS, the best wrestling from the best wrestlers from around the world in the history of our great sport. We’ve got some big news to discuss for tonight’s show, but I’m not going to be the one to tell you about it, instead, I’m going to let my guest share the exciting association altering news. Please welcome, LNWA Commissioner Teddy Long!
*MacMilitant begins to play and LNWA Commissioner Teddy Long begins to strut and dance onto the LNWA TUESDAY NIGHT NEWS soundstage. He smiles at Gordon Solie, while reaching out his hand to shake Solie’s hand, before beginning to speak.*
Commissioner Teddy Long: Good evening Gordon, it is great to be back in The Sunshine State! Have I got some news for you and the LNWA fans watching at home!
Godron Solie: Well, don’t keep us waiting Commissioner Long!
Commissioner Teddy Long: Gordon, as you know, the Legends National Wrestling Alliance is made up of some of the greatest wrestlers from around the world, not just today, but in the history of our sport. Over the past month, the LNWA’s Board of Directors has been negotiating a way to determine our first World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, I am excited to reveal that plan, and the 14 men that will comprise the tournament to crown our champion!
Gordon Solie: Fourteen men, that’s an interesting bracket. There appears to be two few competitors to have a bracket finish properly. Can you give the fans at home some more insight about this unique format.
Commissioner Teddy Long: Certainly, Gordon. The tournament itself will consist of six first round matchups. The remaining two second round competitors received byes into the second round on opposite ends of the bracket.
Gordon Solie: That makes perfect sense. So, Commissioner Long, can you explain to us how the LNWA Board of Directors determined who field for this tournament?
Commissioner Teddy Long: The LNWA Board of Directors has spent the past several months debating and negotiating who would be given a coveted spot in this tournament for the Ten Pounds of Gold, because, Gordon, you know it’s all about that gold, baby!
Gordon Solie: Yes, the LNWA Heavyweight Title belt. Please, continue.
Commissioner Teddy Long: So as the LNWA Board of Directors’ biggest debate was trying to figure out who should be in the tournament and what territories they should come from. As you and the fans at home know, prior to the creation of the LNWA there were many small wrestling territories across the United States and Around the World, but there were three large wrestling promotions. I am talking about the National Wrestling Alliance/World Championship Wrestling; the World Wide Wrestling Federation/World Wrestling Federation/World Wrestling Entertainment; and the American Wrestling Association. So the Board of Directors determined the following:
- Competitors had to hold a World Title in one of the promotions I mentioned.
- Each of the NWA/WCW; AWA; WWWF/WWF/WWE will receive four entrants in the tournament.
Commissioner Teddy Long: Discussions to settle on the first two points took approximately two weeks to settle on. However, the final question was who would receive the two first round byes? As many fans know the AWA ceased to exist long before the WCW, so the board came to a third decision:
- The NWA/WCW and the WWWF/WWF would receive one additional entrant in the tournament, and both would receive a first round bye.
Gordon Solie: That sounds like a very fair solution. So are you ready to tell us what lucky men will be in this tournament?
Commissioner Teddy Long: Gordon, it would be my pleasure!
*With great fanfare and panache, Commissioner Long walks to the left side of the sound stage, where the wall is curtained off, and there is a large ornate cord. Long pulls the cord, and the curtains fall, revealing a large tournament bracket with the names of the 14 wrestlers that will receive a shot to become the first LNWA Champion.*
The bracket was as follows:
8. Randy Savage vs. 9. Nick Bockwinkel winner would face 1. Ric Flair in the second round.
4. Harley Race vs. 13. Buddy Rogers
5. Verne Gagne vs. 12. Bob Backlund
7. Bruno Sammartino vs. 10. Jerry "The King" Lawler winner would face 2. Hulk Hogan in the second round
3. Lou Thesz vs. 14. Rick Martel
6. Jack Brisco vs. 11. Big Van Vader
Gordon Solie: So, The Nature Boy Ric Flair and The Immortal Hulk Hogan received first round byes in the tournament! Some great competitors overall. Commissioner Long, when is this tournament taking place?
Commissioner Teddy Long: Gordon, fans will be excited to know that the tournament will be taking place on one night at the Greensboro Coliseum THIS SUNDAY.
Gordon Solie: Wow, fascinating news from the Legends National Wrestling Alliance commissioner, Teddy Long, and fans, you heard it here first. This Sunday, at the Greensboro Coliseum, one of 14 men will be walking away with ten pounds of gold strapped around his waist, as the first ever LNWA World Heavyweight Champion! Thanks for tuning into Legends National Wrestling Alliance Tuesday Night News! We’ll see you next time.