ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING
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ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING
EPISODE #56
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Video Footage (3:30)......
Tony Leone and George Wells continue to battle in the middle of the ring slugging it out......Tony knocks George down, and goes for a cover.....1 ...2...WELLS kicks out. Leone pulls GEORGE up, and whips him into the ropes, Wells ducks a clothesline, comes off the opposite ropes and PINS Leone after a FLYING TACKLE.......
(Voice-over ): Welcome wrestling fans to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58, right here in Prudhoe Bay! Without further adieu here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!
(Camera pans to the podium where, we see Milt...and APAPW CHAMP Iron Mike Sharpe w/Nikita Breznikov....)
MILT: HIDY HO WRESTLING FANS...(Sharpe grabs the mic)....
SHARPE: I hope you and these stupid fans are happy MUTT....I have defended this belt as required once every 30 days, against the top wrestlers in this stinking company...(MILT has a second mic and cuts Sharpe off....
MILT: First of all Mr. SHARPE my name is MILT.. *Sharpe laughs*...secondly I have to agree you have defended the belt the required number of times, once every 30 days....HOWEVER your competitors are questionable at best.....Bill Mulkey, Randy Mulkey and Frankie Williams are hardly top-tier you know it, I know it....and the fans kn.....(Sharpe readies himself to explode on Milt, but Breznikov calms him and takes control of the microphone. ...)
Breznikov: Vunce again, your Champion, my comrade IRON MIKE SHARPE, is be-ink unfairly singled out by dis company, which shows him no respect vatsoever....he has been a fighting champion, and yet he is forced by dis Commissoner Jonathan Riggleman to wrestle someone of his choosink, and so we must....George WHELLS, you have no idea what is in store for you tonight. ...Ve vill be see-ink you later as is required....no questions, we go now...(Nikita whispers into Sharpe's ear...and they exit)
MILT: An ominous tone indeed, from Nikita Breznikov. ..and Yes our scheduled MAIN EVENT features APAPW CHAMP IRON MIKE SHARPE taking on challenger GEORGE WELLS! BUT we've got a great lineup from top to bottom here tonight....and we will get the old ball a' rollin' right after these important commercial messages. .......keep it here fans.....
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Leon's Gas and Service Station *
MILT: WE are back and ready for our opening fracas, brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor P-Bay NO ASK - NO TELL PUBLIC STORAGE, 318 Cannery Rd. E, here in Prudhoe Bay. It's time to rid ourselves of all the storage units that have fallen into default for non-payment. This Wed. night starting at 5pm until they are all gone, NO ASK - NO TELL will hold its SUMMER STORAGE UNIT AUCTION...YOU can't see what's in them, and we don't care to know, but if you are the High bidder (CASH ONLY), this "stuff" will be yours (you must load and haul all contents immediately after the auction is over.) Wednesday at P-Bay No Ask-No Tell Public Storage. PB NO Ask ,NO Tell is not responsible for anything you might find in the storage units.
Let's wrestle. .......
LENNY LANE vs SD JONES. Fan favorite JONES takes the fight right to Lane, getting two early pin attempts, but Lane manages to avoid the early loss. Lane takes over for a bit after using some questionable tactics. In the end SD JONES is able to rally back and pins Lenny after a Gut-Wrench Suplex followed by FALLING HEADBUTT.
MILT: Hey, hey!! Nice job by former APAPW champ, and fan favorite....SD JONES. ...THE TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS The California Dreamers are in NON-TITLE action right after the break....don't touch that dial we'll be right back. .....
*Bob Kanuck's Used Cars/Lowered Expectations Dating Service *
(Straight back from break we go right into the next match)
The California Dreamers Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace vs Pete Doherty and Frankie Williams. This match goes quickly (as expected), as Boulder/Ace work Frankie Williams over but good. They keep Williams in the ring the whole time, Doherty never even has a chance to wrestle. After a DOUBLE BIG BOOTS...Frankie is pinned by Johnny Ace....
MILT: Another impressive outing for the Tag-Team champions Boulder and Ace...ON that note The Dreamers will face Terry Gibbs and George South in our MAIN EVENT next Saturday and the belts will be on the line.....DAVID TAYLOR and Johnny Mantell square off next....after the commercial break. .....
*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Fook Yu's China House Restaurant*
MILT: Folks we are back, and I have some troubling news.....It seems George Wells was found lying in the locker-room. He appears to have been attacked! He was taken to P-Bay General for stitches and observation....nobody saw what happened, or who assaulted George....let's go to ringside for our next match....
English nere-do-well David Taylor vs Johhny Mantell. This was a solid match, both men were on their game! Back and forth this one goes nearly the time limit. But with a little extra effort in the late stages of this one Taylor uses a handful of tights (unseen by the ref) and gets the pin....an incensed Mantell chases Taylor to the back....
MILT: Another questionable win for the snobby Englishman David Taylor. .....not sure what is gonna happen visa vie our MAIN EVENT, but we will find out after the break.....stay tuned!
*Emmet's Outdoor Inc/Mokowski's Taxidermy*
MILT: WE are back....as we stated earlier George Wells was attacked in the locker-room and is currently at the hospital....APAPW CHAMPEEN IRON MIKE SHARPE is in the ring, and his advisor Nikita Breznikov is here with me...(Nikita speaks)
BREZNIKOV: WHAT a shame, Mr. WHELLS seems to have hurt himself...but comrade Sharpe vill nyet disappoint his fans...dere is always a standby replacement at each show is there not Milt? (Sticks nods). Then to keep our word we will defend the championship against this man....send him out....(out from the back comes............. ROCKY KING)
MILT: Oh Lord no, you have got to be kidding me...well we have no choice....looks like our APAPW CHAMPIONSHIP TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is still on. It is being brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Icktak's Salvage, 1610 Red Pony Road, where it is time for you to get your Used tires!!! Icktak's has over 10,000 assorted vehicle tires on their
premises ready to move!!..mix'em, match'em, use them for tire swings, heck if you're brave enough throw'em on your car or truck, or whatever you drive..(tires sold as-is no warranty). It's the Big Tire Sale going on all next week at Icktak's Salvage. .....come in and check it out. As always, if this match runs over, (eye roll) we will bring you the complete replay on next week's broadcast. .......let's get this travesty over and done with....
APAPW TELEVISION championship, (Ch) Iron Mike Sharpe vs Rocky King. After the pre-match rituals the ref calls for the bell....Rocky King ducks a clothesline from Sharpe and starts punching the champ right in the kisser, then whips him into the turnbuckle and charges.....BUT Sharpe adjusts his arm-brace and rushes out of the turnbuckle towards the charging KING and nails him good. Rocky is splayed out cold in the center of the ring and Sharpe covers him for the pin!!!
MILT: As if we didn't see this coming, another "hard-earned" (eye roll), victory for APAPW CHAMP Iron Mike Sharpe ....I think I'm gonna be sick! Fans that wraps it up for this week's show, WE'LL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN, RIGHT HERE NEXT WEEK. .....SO LONG ERRYBODY.....man oh man I don't believe it...
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .......fade out. )
EPISODE #56
*****************************
Video Footage (3:30)......
Tony Leone and George Wells continue to battle in the middle of the ring slugging it out......Tony knocks George down, and goes for a cover.....1 ...2...WELLS kicks out. Leone pulls GEORGE up, and whips him into the ropes, Wells ducks a clothesline, comes off the opposite ropes and PINS Leone after a FLYING TACKLE.......
(Voice-over ): Welcome wrestling fans to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58, right here in Prudhoe Bay! Without further adieu here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!
(Camera pans to the podium where, we see Milt...and APAPW CHAMP Iron Mike Sharpe w/Nikita Breznikov....)
MILT: HIDY HO WRESTLING FANS...(Sharpe grabs the mic)....
SHARPE: I hope you and these stupid fans are happy MUTT....I have defended this belt as required once every 30 days, against the top wrestlers in this stinking company...(MILT has a second mic and cuts Sharpe off....
MILT: First of all Mr. SHARPE my name is MILT.. *Sharpe laughs*...secondly I have to agree you have defended the belt the required number of times, once every 30 days....HOWEVER your competitors are questionable at best.....Bill Mulkey, Randy Mulkey and Frankie Williams are hardly top-tier you know it, I know it....and the fans kn.....(Sharpe readies himself to explode on Milt, but Breznikov calms him and takes control of the microphone. ...)
Breznikov: Vunce again, your Champion, my comrade IRON MIKE SHARPE, is be-ink unfairly singled out by dis company, which shows him no respect vatsoever....he has been a fighting champion, and yet he is forced by dis Commissoner Jonathan Riggleman to wrestle someone of his choosink, and so we must....George WHELLS, you have no idea what is in store for you tonight. ...Ve vill be see-ink you later as is required....no questions, we go now...(Nikita whispers into Sharpe's ear...and they exit)
MILT: An ominous tone indeed, from Nikita Breznikov. ..and Yes our scheduled MAIN EVENT features APAPW CHAMP IRON MIKE SHARPE taking on challenger GEORGE WELLS! BUT we've got a great lineup from top to bottom here tonight....and we will get the old ball a' rollin' right after these important commercial messages. .......keep it here fans.....
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Leon's Gas and Service Station *
MILT: WE are back and ready for our opening fracas, brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor P-Bay NO ASK - NO TELL PUBLIC STORAGE, 318 Cannery Rd. E, here in Prudhoe Bay. It's time to rid ourselves of all the storage units that have fallen into default for non-payment. This Wed. night starting at 5pm until they are all gone, NO ASK - NO TELL will hold its SUMMER STORAGE UNIT AUCTION...YOU can't see what's in them, and we don't care to know, but if you are the High bidder (CASH ONLY), this "stuff" will be yours (you must load and haul all contents immediately after the auction is over.) Wednesday at P-Bay No Ask-No Tell Public Storage. PB NO Ask ,NO Tell is not responsible for anything you might find in the storage units.
Let's wrestle. .......
LENNY LANE vs SD JONES. Fan favorite JONES takes the fight right to Lane, getting two early pin attempts, but Lane manages to avoid the early loss. Lane takes over for a bit after using some questionable tactics. In the end SD JONES is able to rally back and pins Lenny after a Gut-Wrench Suplex followed by FALLING HEADBUTT.
MILT: Hey, hey!! Nice job by former APAPW champ, and fan favorite....SD JONES. ...THE TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS The California Dreamers are in NON-TITLE action right after the break....don't touch that dial we'll be right back. .....
*Bob Kanuck's Used Cars/Lowered Expectations Dating Service *
(Straight back from break we go right into the next match)
The California Dreamers Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace vs Pete Doherty and Frankie Williams. This match goes quickly (as expected), as Boulder/Ace work Frankie Williams over but good. They keep Williams in the ring the whole time, Doherty never even has a chance to wrestle. After a DOUBLE BIG BOOTS...Frankie is pinned by Johnny Ace....
MILT: Another impressive outing for the Tag-Team champions Boulder and Ace...ON that note The Dreamers will face Terry Gibbs and George South in our MAIN EVENT next Saturday and the belts will be on the line.....DAVID TAYLOR and Johnny Mantell square off next....after the commercial break. .....
*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Fook Yu's China House Restaurant*
MILT: Folks we are back, and I have some troubling news.....It seems George Wells was found lying in the locker-room. He appears to have been attacked! He was taken to P-Bay General for stitches and observation....nobody saw what happened, or who assaulted George....let's go to ringside for our next match....
English nere-do-well David Taylor vs Johhny Mantell. This was a solid match, both men were on their game! Back and forth this one goes nearly the time limit. But with a little extra effort in the late stages of this one Taylor uses a handful of tights (unseen by the ref) and gets the pin....an incensed Mantell chases Taylor to the back....
MILT: Another questionable win for the snobby Englishman David Taylor. .....not sure what is gonna happen visa vie our MAIN EVENT, but we will find out after the break.....stay tuned!
*Emmet's Outdoor Inc/Mokowski's Taxidermy*
MILT: WE are back....as we stated earlier George Wells was attacked in the locker-room and is currently at the hospital....APAPW CHAMPEEN IRON MIKE SHARPE is in the ring, and his advisor Nikita Breznikov is here with me...(Nikita speaks)
BREZNIKOV: WHAT a shame, Mr. WHELLS seems to have hurt himself...but comrade Sharpe vill nyet disappoint his fans...dere is always a standby replacement at each show is there not Milt? (Sticks nods). Then to keep our word we will defend the championship against this man....send him out....(out from the back comes............. ROCKY KING)
MILT: Oh Lord no, you have got to be kidding me...well we have no choice....looks like our APAPW CHAMPIONSHIP TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is still on. It is being brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Icktak's Salvage, 1610 Red Pony Road, where it is time for you to get your Used tires!!! Icktak's has over 10,000 assorted vehicle tires on their
premises ready to move!!..mix'em, match'em, use them for tire swings, heck if you're brave enough throw'em on your car or truck, or whatever you drive..(tires sold as-is no warranty). It's the Big Tire Sale going on all next week at Icktak's Salvage. .....come in and check it out. As always, if this match runs over, (eye roll) we will bring you the complete replay on next week's broadcast. .......let's get this travesty over and done with....
APAPW TELEVISION championship, (Ch) Iron Mike Sharpe vs Rocky King. After the pre-match rituals the ref calls for the bell....Rocky King ducks a clothesline from Sharpe and starts punching the champ right in the kisser, then whips him into the turnbuckle and charges.....BUT Sharpe adjusts his arm-brace and rushes out of the turnbuckle towards the charging KING and nails him good. Rocky is splayed out cold in the center of the ring and Sharpe covers him for the pin!!!
MILT: As if we didn't see this coming, another "hard-earned" (eye roll), victory for APAPW CHAMP Iron Mike Sharpe ....I think I'm gonna be sick! Fans that wraps it up for this week's show, WE'LL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN, RIGHT HERE NEXT WEEK. .....SO LONG ERRYBODY.....man oh man I don't believe it...
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .......fade out. )
