ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

[gnw2022]

6/11/2022
From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA public access channel UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson...............

Milt: Good Evening folks at home, and here in studio....for our very first broadcast (crowd of 6 applauds)....we have some night of wrestling action planned including our Main Event TV time remaining.....Johhny Rodz vs. "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay.....let's go to the ring for our first match brought to by Darcy's IGLOO Motel 1360 Beaver Trail Rd....offering weekly and monthly rates.....

1. Big Red Reese 6'4 355lbs from Atlanta, GA vs. Wolfman Farkus 6'2 250lbs fromThe wilds of Canada.
After being dominated early by the size and power of Reese....Farkus gets DQ'ed for grabbing his chains out of the corner and swinging them.............Reese makes a hasty exit

Milt: That guy is FARKUN crazy....and Reese is the winner because of it.....we will be right back after these messages from our sponsors

***KROHLS Grocery/Leon's Gas & Service ***

Milt: Welcome back folks time to go the ring for our next fracas......

2. George South 6'2 235, Charlotte NC vs. Eric Young 6' 225, Vancouver B.C. Canada.
After a nice series of chain wrestling by both competitors, Young begins to take the short road to victory with an eye gouge and a pull of the hair. That sets off South's short fuse who fights back with lefts and rights stunning Young, South then uses a neckbreaker drop for the pin.

Milt: Here with me ringside is George South....congratulations on your big win...

SOUTH: WELL.....you tease the bull you get the horns. I'm here to prove to everyone here and in the broadcasting range of Channel 58, that big time rasslin' is here.....and big time rasslin' is my middle name...

Milt: George South folks, here to make a statement here in A.P.A.P.W.....ONLY time will tell....folks we'll be right back......

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Icktak's Salvage*

Milt : Our next contest is in the ring and ready to go......

3. Norman Smiley 6'2 247, from Miami FL, vs. "Quickdraw" Rick McGraw 6' 236, Charlotte NC.
A clean wrestling match from start to finish. Eventually Smiley does his BIG WIGGLE followed by his finisher NORMAN'S CONQUEST for the pin. Both men shake hands in the ring afterwards.

Milt: Great show of sportsmanship and a really good match......our main event is next..stay tuned!!!

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Nanook's Used Cars *

Milt: WE have about 5 minutes left folks, for our main event....brought to you by Prudhoe Bay V.F.W Post #3476.....and they would like to remind you every Wednesday is Bar Bingo from 7pm-11pm...A.P.A.P.W. star Rusty Brooks gets his BINGO FIX at the ole #3476.....

4. Kenny Jay 5'8 226 Cleveland, OH vs. Johnny Rodz 5'10 237 NYC, NY.
Rodz looking totally miffed about being here in Alaska, can't wait for the bell.....it rings he punches the Sodbuster in the mush, scoops him up shoulder-breaker 1,2,3. Rodz leaves the ring Milt tries for an interview.....but Johnny blows right past without uttering a word.

Milt: Wow that is one stuck up city boy, but he made short work in the ring....hopefully we will hear from him soon....that is all the time for this show tonight.....sign-off is mere minutes away we will see you next Saturday for another edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ......good night errybody....

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll.....fade out.)

[TTX]

I don't normally comment on feds that use a lot of bootlegs, but props to using Alaska for a territory and a fun show to boot.

[gnw2022]

Jun 14, 2022 9:16:15 GMT -5 TTX said:

I don't normally comment on feds that use a lot of bootlegs, but props to using Alaska for a territory and a fun show to boot.

Thanks I appreciate your feedback....this is a fun project for me....thanks for swinging by....

[neilybob]

Excellent card and use of music dude.

[gnw2022]

Jun 14, 2022 16:34:16 GMT -5 neilybob said:

Excellent card and use of music dude.

Thanks buddy.....this is one fun fed to do!!!

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I absolutely love this style of small studio wrestling and the use of the sponsors and adds are brilliant, as well as humorous.
Highly innovative, keep it up!

[gnw2022]

Thanks!!!!.....your feedback is appreciated!!!

[gnw2022]

6/18/2022
From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA public access channel UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson .

Milt: 'Evening Errybody we are back with another exciting edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING (crowd of 10 that's fire code capacity claps and hoots loudly)....these first few weeks is a kinda get to know the wrestlers sort o thingy....and boy have got some matches for ya tonight! Our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT will feature the cowboy from Georgia Pat Rose taking on the mysterious Mr. X(crowd: oooooooo!!!). And we will have a word from that stuck up city fella JOHNNY RODZ a little later on. Let's get to our opening match sponsored tonight by KROHLS Grocery 413 Main Street right here in P-Bay!! They would like to Jerk your meat!!! Right now jerky processing is 10% off so bring that venison, seal, lynx hell anything and they will make the best tasting jerky you have ever had!Let's start this thing....

1. Dirty Ernie 6'0 250 hailing from the Pacific NW vs. Tom "Rocky" Stone 5'11 246, from Baton Rouge, LA. Both men claim to be masters of the Piledriver, so it is a matter of who will deliver it first. Ernie uses illegal tactics to get the upperhand. But he telegraphs a backdrop, Stone stops short and delivers his PILEDRIVER for the pin.

Milt: I tell you what folks....that was slicker than beargrease....good win for Rocky Stone...people we will be right back!!!!

****Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Icktak's Salvage****

Milt: Welcome back fans here with me is MR. JOHNNY RODZ last week's main event winner, who gave us the cold shoulder last week...how's about an explanation? (Rodz grabs the mic.)

Rodz: Listen here, I don't even know why I decided to come here....man I AM FROM NEW YORK CITY......( CROWD MOCKS: NEW YORK CITY?)....don't you make fun of me you toothless hicks...I'm here to make such a dominant impression that one of the big leagues is gonna snap me right the hell outta here......SUCKAS!!!!(leaves.....crowd boos)

Milt: Obviously he has no idea the limited broadcast range channel 58 has...oh well Let's head back to the ring......

2. S.D. Jones 6'0 238 from Philadelphia PA, vs. Jake "The Milkman" Milliman 5'9 227, from Nashville TN. A good solid match....SD appears to have it in hand....until he tries a flying headbutt to Milliman in the corner who ducks. This causes Jones to headbutt the top of the ring post! Milliman gets the pin by making the cover when Jones crashes to the mat.
Milt: That was a doozy....folks we will be right back, just gotta pay some bills.....

*P.B. VFW Post #3476/ Ch.58 Weather Watch*

3."Earthquake" Ferris 6'1 340, San Francisco CA, vs. Steve Lombardi 6'1 240, Brooklyn NY. Lombardi comes out with a full head of steam, using fists and kicks to stun the big man. He chokes Ferris on the ropes (no DQ) and then Irish-whips him into the farside ropes. Ferris manages a cross-body off the ropes squashing Lombardi for the 3-Count.....
Milt: Wow he should be called one-move Ferris...times a wastin' will be back with our main event......next.......

*Leon's Gas & Service/Mokowski's Taxidermy*

Milt: WE have 6 minutes for this match, brought to you exclusively by Bob Kanuck's used cars 1100 County Rd. 17...this week's special is a 1975 FORD Country Squire station wagon. .....beige/rust colored, only been in 1 accident ...take it home for only $3500....let's go ringside......

Main Event. Pat Rose 5'10 240, Trenton GA, vs. Mister "X" HT. WT., from Parts Unknown. X is no match for Pat's speed and superior technique. Rose counters every hold applied by X, which really frustrates him. Rose however can't seem to keep his opponent's shoulders to the mat for the required 3 count......as the battle continues.....

MILT : WOW folks these 2 are really going at it...we have to sign-off for tonight, we will announce the winner at the beginning of next week's broadcast...until next week so long Errybody!!!!!
(NORTH TO ALASKA plays as credits roll)

[neilybob]

Loving this fed and its brand of "backwoods" humor

[Deleted]

This fed is so unique that is glorious!
Hoping they can sign a "name" with a LITTLE more pull than Johnny Rodz.

Great stuff, keep up the action.