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Post by neilybob on Jul 31, 2022 10:12:17 GMT -5
Once again awesome sauce brother.
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Post by gnw2022 on Aug 7, 2022 22:17:48 GMT -5
NEW Episode !!!! 8/6/2022
It's that time folks!!! From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor THE ONE AND ONLY.......Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!
MILT: Good Evening Errybody, let's start this show with last week's APAPW championship match.....sorry we ran out of time...but we saved it for ya........ROLL IT!!!!!
VIDEO FOOTAGE (8min): The entire championship match from last Saturday..George South vs. S.D. Jones....a match that started with a handshake.....followed by a clean match....S.D. Jones getting the pin after his PHILLY SHUFFLE/KO PUNCH....and ends with a handshake......
Milt: And here with me fans is our first APAPW CHAMPEEN.....S.D. Jones. .....(Jones comes out with the belt over his shoulder as the crowd's cheers, and takes the mic.)
Jones: First off I'd like to thank George South for the great match last week...I am sure we will lock horns again for this baby here (pats the belt)...real soon....and now for the rest of y'all....line up cause I ain't gonna duck nobody!!!I got sumthin' for all of ya....just sign the dotted line and we will dance...thanks Milt....and all you great fans too.....later man....
Milt: ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING CHAMPEEN. .... the pride of PHILADELPHIA S.D. Jones throwing down the gauntlet...folks we have wrestling coming up right after this!!!!!
*Leon's Gas & Service/CH.58 OBITUARIES*
Milt: Folks welcome back...our first match is sponsored exclusively by KROHLS Grocery 413 Main Street, right here in P-Bay!!! This week is the "Mystery Meat Bucket Sale" They processed so much meat last month they need to get rid of the odds and ends....buy a 5 gallon bucket for $10....is it fish bait or dinner you decide!!! Let's go to the ring!!!!!
Mitch Snow vs. Barry O. Barry desperate for a win pulls out all the stops in this one, eventually pinning Snow via roll-up and a handful of tights....
Milt: Barry O with the wi.....(Isaac comes out and grabs the mic, motions for Milt to get out of his camera shot)....ISAAC: WELL, well....S.D. Jones....out here talking smack....I've got something for you. ....oh yeah......The IMPALER makes everyone the same ....everybody lying on the mat after receiving it, is around the same height....watch yourself....(stalks off as the crowd boos.)
Milt (wipes his brow and composes himself): More coming up after these messages. .....
*CH.58 Weather Watch/Slippery Sealion Bar *
Milt: In case you were wondering, Dirty Rhodes and Johnny Rodz will be back in studio next week in fact they are the Main Event....and that is gonna be a doozy...they can't wait to have at each other......back to the ring we go.....
Pat Rose vs. Dirty Ernie. .....Dirty Ernie is in top form early as he attacks Rose at the bell. He gets a 2 count after a pin attempt (LUMBERJACK TOSS)....but Rose kicks out. Rose begins turning the tide and pulls out the victory hitting Ernie with a BULLDOG. .....
Milt: Nice little comeback there by the Georgia Cowboy Pat Rose......folks we gotta scratch match 3...so our Main Event is next...just too much happening for an hour show tonight...right now we gotta pay the bills, don't go away big debut NEXT!!!!......
*Icktak's Salvage/Mokowski's Taxidermy *
Milt: Tonight's time remaining MAIN EVENT is brought to you by.......Lil Ernie's Hardware, 108 Knotty Pine BLVD....where it is said " If Lil Ern doesn't have it.....THEN YOU DAMN WELL DON'T NEED IT....let's go ringside. ........
In the ring stands Earthquake Ferris awaiting his opponent.......making his APAPW debut....from Melrose, Minnesota. .....PAUL ELLERING(wrestler card). The bell rings and it is all business as Ellering and Ferris lock up. Ferris's weight and size gives Ellering a little trouble, but not for long....using his conditioning and speed along with his outstanding physique, Paul begins to dominate the match. He pins Ferris to the mat after an impressive NECKBREAKER. .......
MILT: FOLKS WE GOT TO GET UP OUT OF HERE. .....WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK...REMEMBER RHODES VS. RODZ...NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT.....SO LONG FOR NOW ERRYBODY!!!!
(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll...fade out.)
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Post by neilybob on Aug 8, 2022 1:39:41 GMT -5
no competion.
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Post by gnw2022 on Aug 8, 2022 21:59:40 GMT -5
Sorry if this one didn't tickle your fancy my friend...personally I thought it was pretty good. |
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Post by neilybob on Aug 9, 2022 2:37:54 GMT -5
it was good i meant there was nothing better then it.
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Post by gnw2022 on Aug 15, 2022 2:17:57 GMT -5
NEW Episode !!!! 8/13/2022
It's 11PM....IT'S Saturday Night.....From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!
Milt: Welcome, welcome Errybody...it is time again for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. Tonight maybe just maybe....Johhny Rodz and Dirty Rhodes will settle this lil feud they've been having. They are in our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT tonight!!!! (Crowds cheers loudly....as loud as 10 people can.).....others on tonight's show. ..Norman Smiley, Eric Young...and Isaac the Impaler....just to name a few.....later on I'll spill the beans and announce who APAPW CHAMPION S.D. Jones will face right here next week in his first title defense.....our opening match is next right after we pay some bills....
*CH.58 OBITUARIES/Krohls Grocery*
Milt: Let's go to the ring for our first match brought to you by. ....Leon's Gas and Service 417 E. 2nd Street.....home of "Leon's Bladder Buster" the biggest soft drink serving in Alaska! 128 oz. of fizzy fountain refreshment is waiting for you at Leon's. Right now it is only $3.25 after each gas or diesel purchase of 10 gallons or more........let's wrestle!
Eric Young 225 ,Vancouver vs. Benny Blades 196, Northern Ireland. A well wrestled opener, from two of our younger up and comers in APAPW. ...Young nearly gets a pin, but the scrappy Blades manages to kick out. When all is said and done....this one ends in a DRAW.
Milt: A very well matched opening contest....those kids showed a lot of heart....folks we gotta keep on rolling along....more great action after these messages. .......
*Mokowski's Taxidermy/ACME PAWN*
Milt: Folks we are back, and before we go any further ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING crowned our first champion a couple of weeks ago and next week OUR champion S.D. JONES will defend that championship against "Dizzy" Ed Boulder in the main event......you won't want to miss that Ima tellin ya....our next match is in the ring let's get to the action....
Norman Smiley 6'2 247, Miami, FL vs Tony Leone 6'0 243 from New York City. Leone jumps Smiley before he can remove his ring jacket and this match is underway. Leone sucker punches Norman. ..and then puts the boots to him. After a foiled early pin attempt, Leone uses a blatant choke....and continues to punish his opponent with assorted shortcuts (eye gouging,biting, etc.) all of it getting him no closer to winning. Leone gets disqualified for tossing a chair into the ring and using it on Smiley......
Milt: The more things change, the more they stay the same...so it can be said of Mr. Leone and his disrespect of the rules of this fine sport, (shakes his head in disapproval) we'll be right back....
*CH.58 Weather Watch/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*
Milt: Folks we are back from break....and with me before he heads into the ring for his ma....(Isaac grabs the mic 🎤)
Isaac: These rubes know who I am, (makes a blurred out gesture towards the fans)....all I wanna know is who's hiney a guy needs to kiss to get some decent competition here.....I mean Ed Boulder must be puckering up to get a title shot before me....he can't even carry my jock-strap....S.D. Jones you can only hide for so long.....(hands the mic back to Milt, and heads to the ring the crowd booing)
Isaac the Impaler 245, The Dark Abyss, vs. Tom Stone 246, Baton Rogue, LA. In his anger Isaac briefly loses focus and Stone delivers 3 arm drags to a charging Impaler....who leaves the ring after the third...rubbing not only his backside but his bruised ego. After nearly getting counted out Isaac enters and delivers a low blow(no dq)to "Rocky" Stone and then takes full control of the match, eventually pinning Stone after using his dreaded IMPALER...
MILT: MY OH MY....I hope somebody gives that guy his come-uppance....and very very soon too.....MAIN EVENT is next. ......stay tuned!!!
*Lil Ernie's Hardware/Icktak's Salvage*
MILT(frantically): it's on.......our time remaining main event brought to you by Bob Kanuck's Used Cars 1100 County Rd 17.....oh heck that'll have to do we're missing it!!!!!
In the ring Johnny Rodz and Dirty Rhodes are trading knuckle sandwiches, neither man slowing down...Rhodes takes Johnny to the mat both men swinging...then Rodz rolls on top and delivers a couple of fists into Rhodes's nose and the blood starts. .......the ref tries to pull Rodz off, but Johnny doesn't budge......Rodz and Rhodes roll out of the ring and onto the floor.....
Milt: This is intense fans, these guys are going crazy on one another, but we gotta go....tune in next week...and we will show you what transpires. ......Good Night Errybody
HOLY (BLEEP)!!!
(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll...fade out.)
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Post by neilybob on Aug 15, 2022 4:31:15 GMT -5
Once again great action and quite entertaining too.
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Post by gnw2022 on Aug 17, 2022 1:36:49 GMT -5
Once again great action and quite entertaining too. Thanks for the input my friend....and for watching!!! |
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Post by neilybob on Aug 17, 2022 6:51:04 GMT -5
Front Row center as always.
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Post by gnw2022 on Aug 22, 2022 13:26:03 GMT -5
NEW Episode !!!! 8/20/2022
It's 11PM on Saturday Night..... coming to you From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!
Milt: Errybody welcome...we are happy you are spending your time here with all of us live in Studio B and ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!!!!...and tonight will be another great show, I'm sure...our APAPW champion S.D. Jones will defend the belt in our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT.....against the man beside me now....from San Francisco California...Ed Boulder...any comments to our audience here or at home?
Boulder: I heard the whining from some of the so-called MEN (air quotes) in the back....let me tell you something....I don't give a damn about you or your opinions...the offer was made to me.....and I took it.....it's business nothing more. This company knows talent, and didn't want to risk me, LEAVING and taking my star power and legions of fans who watch me away from the territory....(Hanson rolls his eyes, the crowd booing loudly)...so my gain is your loss....S.D.....shine my belt, I want it pretty when I take it from you later.....(Boulder exits to the back.)
Milt: WELL I am sure S.D. will have himself ready as well Mr. BOULDER....you can bank on that....before we go straight to commercial let's roll what happened in last weeks RODZ/DIRTY RHODES main event......ROLL IT!
VIDEO FOOTAGE (3 min): The clip starts where last week's show closed, with a bloody Rhodes and an equally bloody Johnny Rodz rolling around on the floor trading punches...Rhodes gets to his feet first and grabs the time-keepers bell. Brandishing the bell he clocks Rodz with it. All the while the ref is counting.......and reaches the 10 count, both men are counted out....the carnage continues until the back area empties out and separates the two .............(fades to commercial)...
*CH.58 Weather Watch/Lil Ernie's Hardware*
Milt: Folks we are back...our opening contest is in the ring, and brought to you exclusively by The Slippery Sealion Bar.....and this coming Wednesday is their yearly Summer's End Wet T-Shirt Contest....this year's prize is $50 and free drinks for the month of September (2 drink limit per day.) And it is open to any Woman, Man or beast?...if ya got boobs and can wear a T-shirt your in!...what is this world coming to...
Steve Lombardi vs. Jake Milliman. Lombardi the tough guy from Brooklyn and The "Milkman" start the night with a nice opener. After Jake frustrates Lombardi with his speed advantage early on, Lombardi takes the low road to victory by cheating. He slows Jake down with some blatant chokes, and drops him throat first on the ropes finally he pins Milliman with a FALLING HEADBUTT.
Milt: Shame a big guy like that has to use those tactics to win.....we will be back with Pat Rose vs. Wolfman Farkus next ,stay with us!!!....
*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/ACME PAWN*
Milt: The action is in the ring......let's go There!!!
Pat Rose vs. Wolfman Farkus....this one was wild Farkus howls his way to the ring, and immediately attacks Rose....eventually Rose manages to fight his way back and nearly pins Farkus with a TOP ROPE ELBOW...but the crazy Canadian manages to get his leg in the ropes....and rolls out for a breather....after re-entering the ring Rose unleashes a series RUNNING KNEE LIFTS...but still can't get the pin....FARKUS gets DQ'ed for grabbing his chains and using them on Rose.
Milt: FARKUS is just plain crazy, and tonight's not even a full moon!!!!....we gotta pay some bills.....and bump our 3rd match....damn time... our MAIN EVENT is up next.....don't touch that dial!!!!
*CH.58 OBITUARIES/ PB V.F.W Post #3476*
Milt: Hope you folks at home are ready, this capacity studio crowd (10) sure is, it is championship time...brought to you tonight by ACME PAWN, 4418 TROUT AVE. W, here in Prudhoe Bay......where they are buying your gold....even TEETH they don't even have to be yours, and we will even remove yours for you...ACME PAWN. ......Prudhoe Bay. .....let's get to some wrestling.....
Dizzy Ed Boulder vs. APAPW CHAMP S.D. Jones. ......Ed gives Jones all he can handle in this one....Jones nearly is pinned 3 times. Jones manages to fight his way back and takes control. After hitting Boulder with some solid headbutts....he gets the pin using a POWERSLAM. ...the crowd roars as Jones collects his belt....and meets Milt at the podium.
Milt: Take a breath there champ, nicely done...
JONES: Whew one down, plenty more to go...I ain't gonna hide from anyone....our commish/station manager/Owner Jonathan Riggleman will set them up....and you can bet I'll knock'em down....just like I did ED here...peace out!!!
Milt: APAPW CHAMP S.D. JONES fans, what a fine example of sportsmanship and skill,...well we made it to a proper end fans. Be sure to tune in next week for more great action here on CH.58 KPBA....GOOD NIGHT ERRYBODY!!
(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll...fade out.)
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