ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

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6/25/2022
From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA public access channel UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson .

Milt: 'Evening Errybody, you picked the right night to be here in studio or, tuning in at home! I was in my dressing room,going over tonight's broadcast.....found a post-it note on my vanity mirror from Ch. 58 , Station Manager/Programming Director/Owner Mr. Jonathan Riggleman. Here's what it said: Big news for tonight's show.....MR. RHODES is flying in from Wasilla on Max's Bi-Plane Air-Taxi flight #009. He wants to be on at the end....leave him some time!!!.........I can't believe THE DREAM is gonna be here live tonight( crowd hoots and hollers)...
As you know we left you last week during our main event, because of the time constraint, so here's what happened....roll the tape

TAPED FOOTAGE:
(Last week's main event ending with Pat Rose pinning Mr. X with his BULLDOG move).

MILT: What a finish that was to an exciting match..Big news tonight Mr. Rhodes is coming....don't go anywhere our first match is up....right after these messages!......

*Slippery Sealion Bar/Leon's Gas & Service*

MILT: WE are back, let's get to wrestling shall we? The opening match is sponsored by MOKOWSKI'S TAXIDERMY 3500 Old Lodge Road....for the right PRICE they will stuff anything....no questions asked....let's go to the ring. .....

1.Barry O 6'2 230, Amarillo TX vs. Tony Leone 6'0 243 from New York, NY. This match was going O's way until Leone started gouging, biting and choking...after a bodyslam Leone pins Barry with his feet on the ropes....(unseen by the ref)...as Leone leaves Barry O pleads his case but to no avail....

MILT: By hook and definitely by crook, Leone gets the duke in this one, better luck next time Mr. O....we will have Steve Olsonoski vs. Benny Blades right after this....don't you go anywhere!!!!

*CH.58 Weather Watch/Darcy's IGLOO Motel *

2.Benny Blades 5'9 250 Northern Ireland vs. Steve Olsonoski 6'1 230 from Minneapolis MN.
In a very competitive match these two go the allotted 10 minutes.......

MILT: Now that is wrestling folks....a draw between two men who gave it their all....a contest that went back and forth....to and fro,
and so on and so forth...anyway we will be seeing a lot of these two men again soon....the Long awaited debut of RUSTY BROOKS is next as we are awaiting the arrival of MR. RHODES...whom I have been told has just landed at the Prudhoe Bay Airport.....let's go to commercial......

*Kanuck's Used Cars/Krohls Grocery *

MILT: With the arrival of our special guest THE DREAM mere moments away and the matches taking a bit longer....here is tonight's main event brought to you by Icktak's Salvage 1610 Red Otter Ave....who's says METAL'S DEAD...at ICKTAK'S they will pay 23 cents per ton for yours(unsorted)....48 cents if you sort it....now let's get to the ring.....

Rusty Brooks 6'1 342 Denton TX vs. "Jammin" Mitch Snow 5'11 235, Mooresville NC. SNOW uses his agility very well in the beginning of this one, but BROOKS has too much girth. Snow wears out quickly trying to move Rusty into a winning position...Brooks eventually pins Snow following a BIG SPLASH.....the crowd roars as Rusty's hand is raised by the ref.

MILT: BIG RUSTY BROOKS ladies and gentlemen....with an impressive debut here in ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...folks MR. RHODES is in the building and he is next.....right after this

*CH.58 OBITUARIES/V.F.W. POST 3476*

(Back in studio we see MILT mic in hand, next to him with his back to the camera a figure with a black cowboy hat ,wearing a brown Duster.)

Milt(CUE CARD: All the way from Austin Teaxas....here is ...(man turns around)........DIRTY RHODES???

(Yes....Dirty Rhodes veteran of the Mid-South)
He grabs the mic)
RHODES: Wow what a welcome hello PRUDHOE BAY!!!..It is me The Dream....son of a septic pump truck driver,Live and in the flesh!!! Who were you expecting for this kinda money?I'm bringing my FUNKY LIKE A FLUNKIE TOUR 2022 to this great state and this great promotion...look out I will be handing out man sized portions of PAIN,BLUES and AGONY if you will. AND that's a fact JACK!!!

MILT: FOLKS we are out of time.....what a dis....surprise!!!....more on this next week,so long for now goodnight Errybody!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll)

[neilybob]

That was indeed a surprise you had. roll on.

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7/2/2022
From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA public access channel UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson........

Milt: 'Evening Errybody! I'd like to start this show off, by saying HAPPY 4TH OF JULY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!! Whatever you are doing to celebrate please do it responsibly...if you missed last week's show, we have a new sheriff in town and his name is.....DIRTY RHODES!!! (crowd cheers rowdily)...and the citizens of P-Bay are excited as all get out! He has won the hearts of wrestling fans here for sure!....if time permits he will be in tonight's MAIN EVENT taking on the despicable DIRTY ERNIE...(the fire code sold out audience of 10 boos loudly)...time to start the night's festivities with our opening contest.....and we will right after these important messages......

CH.58 WEATHER WATCH/KROHLS GROCERY

Milt: Welcome back folks, time for our opening fracas sponsored by PRUDHOE BAY V.F.W. POST #3476 located at 385 Harvey Trail. This Thursday is all-you-can-eat venison chili night...and a meet and greet with A.P.A.P.W. wrestling star Rusty Brooks who will be there from 4pm-6pm .....so come on down and say howdy!!!....now let's go to the ring!

1. George South 6'2 235, Charlotte NC vs. Barry O 6'1 220, Amarillo TX. George South starts out strong in this one, much to Barry's chagrin. O powders outside to catch a breather and the ire of the crowd.....South tired of waiting retrieves Barry whips him into the ring apron then tosses him back into the ring. South uses a suplex followed by a deathjump(2nd turnbuckle leg drop) to get the win.

MILT: Another solid win by George South, I tell ya that young man is talented in that ring....Barry O gave the good old college try, but comes up short....AGAIN....folks don't go anywhere we will be right back......

**Leon's Gas & Service/Icktak's Salvage**

Milt: We are back and unfortunately with us is one of the participants of our next match....JOHNNY RODZ......whatever do you wa....(Rodz snatches the mic)

Rodz: DIRTY RHODES.....I know you can hear me boy!.....you dumb hick, I want you to watch what I do to this punk right 'chere....cause you gonna get the same real soon.....SUCKA!!!(hands the mic back and storms to the ring.)

2.Eric Young 6'0 225, Vancouver B.C. vs. Johnny Rodz 5'10 237 NYC, NY. Again Rodz wastes little time brutalizing Young in short order. All time yelling at his downed opponent "GET UP RHODES!!"....only to punish him more. He finally pins Young after delivering a bone-crunching PILEDRIVER.

Milt: Johnny Rodz ...love him or hate him, you have to respect his ability in that ring....it will be something when he and Mr. Rhodes finally clash....folks don't you go anywhere our first tag-team contest is next!..........

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/P.B. Lions Club*

Milt: Folks our next match is in the ring....let's get to it.......

3. Rick McGraw/Mitch Snow vs. Mr. X/Wolfman Farkus. The young athletic team dominates this contest, as X and Farkus can't seem to get on the same page.....Farkus finally tags in.....and promptly howls and exits to the back and gets counted out......McGraw and Snow get the win.....

Milt: Mcgraw and Snow fans, we will be seeing great things from these two fine wrestlers....FARKUS AND MR. X well they certainly were a match made in HADES.....our time remaining main event is next.....when A.P.A.P.W.....returns. ......

*Slippery Sealion Bar/Mokowski's Taxidermy*

Milt: We have just a little over 5 minutes before the station cuts the power for tonight....let's go ringside for our MAIN EVENT brought to you exclusively by Kanuck's Used Cars 1100 County Rd. 17....this week's special is a 1983 Yugo 2-door coupe, 343,000 miles, radio works....only $1,275 with approved credit....let's go to the ring!!!!

4.Dirty Ernie 6'0 250, The Pacific NW vs. Dirty Rhodes 6'0 302, Austin TX. Ernie extends his hand in a sportsman-like gesture, but uses it to deliver a low blow to Rhodes. Ernie tries to put Rhodes away quickly using all the illegal tactics in his arsenal. RHODES turns the tide with a low-blow of his own, then gets the pin with a volley of closed fists, followed up by his FINISHER THE BIONIC ELBOW....the crowds goes crazy as his hand is raised in victory!!!!

Milt: There you have it folks. .....Mr. Rhodes takes the measure of Dirty Ernie!!....we are outta time .....SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY ERRYBODY!! Happy Independence Day!!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll)

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7/9/2022- NEW!!!!

From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA public access channel UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson........

Milt: 'Evening Errybody! First things first, welcome to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.....we are so glad you are with us again this week. We have another full-house here tonight, and I am sad to announce that Johnny Rodz and Dirty Rhodes....are banned from participating in tonight's show (capacity crowd of 10 boo loudly). Last week these two gentlemen started fighting in the parkinlot after the show....the P.B.P.D. we're called and both men were carted away in the Paddywagon to cool off in the Hoosgow! In fact we have a little clip of that to show you all......ROLL IT!!!

(VIDEO FOOTAGE edited for broadcast 3min.): Showing the fight outside, the cops showing up.....Rodz gets tased....both men handcuffed...and put in the cop car. The car pulling out sirens blaring. ....(fade out )

Milt as you can plainly see these guys needed a little incarceration time to chill. On Monday our esteemed Station Manager/Programming Director/Owner and A.P.A.P.W. commissioner Jonathan Riggleman suspended both men for a week without pay, and banned both men from the premises tonight!...BUT we still have an exciting card and an announcement about our A.P.A.P.W. championship tournament!!!!....folks we will get to all this right after these brief commercial messages......stay tuned!!!!

*CH.58 WEATHER WATCH/OBITUARIES *

MILT: WE are back....our first match is sponsored by our newest sponsor Rainey Shoes, Boots and Snowshoe repair....3309 Gratz Rd.........announcing that Wednesday is their Annual single USED SHOE MAKE A PAIR SALE....from 8am-noon....any 2 shoes and or boots,sneakers, slippers etc......you can put a pair together for just $7.99....they won't match but at that price you can shoe the whole family. Now let's go to the ring. .....

1.Steve Olsonoski vs "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay.
In this one youth beats experience as the young man from Minneapolis, MN wrestles rings around the Sodbuster, pinning him after a series of ATOMIC Drops.

Milt: Steve Olsonoski, what a natural he is in that ring.....good stuff from him...and better luck next time Mr. Jay....that no-goodnik Tony Leone is up next. .....but first you know the drill...

*KROHLS Grocery/Darcy's IGLOO Motel *

Milt : WE are running late.....let's get to the action!!!!.....

2.Tony Leone vs. Jake "The Milkman" Milliman. Leone is up to his dastardly tricks early and it looks bad for Jake. Jake finally fights his way back with a few solid rights of his own and turns the tables on Leone. Milliman pins the NYC boy using a Second Rope Headbutt.

Milt: Take that you no good so-and-so....Great win for fan favorite "The Milkman". Folks beginning next week we will start our tournament to crown an APAPW television Champion...that's right we are going big-time....in 3 weeks we crown our first Champeen!.....next week's first round matches are......
S.D. Jones vs. Tony Leone
Johnny Rodz vs. Norman Smiley
George South vs. Pat Rose
And last but not least DIRTY RHODES vs. Jake "The Milkman" Milliman. .......gonna be a hoot....don't miss it......folks it's commercial time.......

*Icktak's Salvage/Leon's Gas & Service *

Milt: Wow time sure flies here on APAPW we are nearly out of time....our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT sponsored by The Slippery Sealion Bar.....where Tuesday is COCKTAIL NIGHT....ALL FU-FOO DRINKS ARE HALF OFF...so if you don't mind paper umbrellas or fizzy juice-drinks go on down to The Slippery Sealion Bar 210 MAIN St. this coming Tuesday....now let's wrestle!!!!

3.Dizzy Ed Boulder 6'3 254, San Francisco CA vs. Rusty Brooks 5'11 342, Denton TX. The bell rings......Boulder charges Brooks and kicks him in the corner............the ref pulls him off but he goes right back to it......

MILT: #$%!! it we are outta time already folks....we have to sign off air in about 90 seconds. ....we will keep the camera rolling and show you the outcome next week.....see you then so long Errybody!!!....

(North To Alaska plays as the end credits roll. .....fade out.)

[cruefan68]

I only have one word to describe this fed - EPIC! I love territory wrestling and you capture it perfectly and cool to see it based out of Alaska as well. I am going to be following this for sure.

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7/16/2022- NEW!!!!

From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF channel 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson........

Milt: 'Evening Errybody! It's TOURNAMENT TIME on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! Tonight 8 men will compete in the first round of our tournament to crown our A.P.A.P.W. TV Champion....(crowd cheers).. first though we had to leave our MAIN EVENT last week because of the CH. 58 time constraints..so let's go to the tape of last week's match-up between Ed Boulder and Rusty Brooks!!!

VIDEO FOOTAGE(4:00): Ed Boulder defeats Brooks using a SLEEPER-HOLD.

Milt: Nighty nite Mr. BROOKS....congrats to Mr. Boulder.....folks our tourney starts with S.D. JONES vs.TONY LEONE....right after these messages.....

**CH.58 Weather Watch/ACME Pawn**

MILT: Our opening tournament match is sponsored tonight by Darcy's IGLOO Motel where each room features direct dial phones, free CABLE TV and UNLIMITED ICE! Daily,weekly and monthly rates!!! Let's get the ring and kick this thing off......

S.D. Jones 6'0 238, Philadelphia, PA vs. Tony Leone 6'0 243 from New York City. Leone is up to his dirty tricks early, but Jones is more than ready for it. In the end S.D. gets the pin after a series of head-butts finish Leone.(the crowd roars its approval.)

Milt: S.D. Jones the man from Philly moves on. Folks the next tournament match is coming right up.....as soon as we pay some bills, don't you go anywhere!!!

*Icktak's Salvage/Slippery Sealion Bar *

Milt: Holy moley Ladies and Gentlemen, we are having a great night tonight....our next two grapplers in the tournament are in the ring....let's do this shall we??

George South 6'2 235, Charlotte NC vs. Pat Rose 5'10 240, Trenton GA. In a highly contested match George South continues his winning ways here in ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING pinning a very game Pat Rose via a NECK-BREAKER DROP. George stops by the podium to chat with our host...

Milt: Impressive win George. ....

SOUTH: You know, I am here to compete, and I'm doing just that. The odds seem to favor JOHNNY RODZ or MR. DIRTY RHODES in this tournament...and that's fine by me...overlook me....and you'll be sorry.....later Milt...(exits)

Milt: Strong words from a seemingly slighted George South....squarely directed to the front-runners of this tournament....Rodz vs. Smiley is next!!!....stay tuned!!!

*KROHLS Grocery/Mokowski's Taxidermy *

Milt: Folks no time to waste....let's go ringside. ..

Norman Smiley 6'2 247, from Miami, FL vs. Johnny Rodz 5'10 237, New York City, NY. Norman gives Rodz all he can handle and more for the bulk of this match. But Johnny comes on strong after a Smiley miscue and gets the win via PILEDRIVER.

Milt: AS expected Johnny Rodz moves on in the tournament, and he looked good doin' it. Last match of the first round is next....don't you go anywhere!!!!

*Kanuck's Used Cars/Leon's Gas and Service *

Milt: Folks we are back with the final match of our Television Championship Tournament first round, brought to you exclusively by The Prudhoe Bay Chamber of Commerce, who want to remind you that PRUDHOE BAY OIL-SLICK DAYS are just a month away......get your tickets for the BEER GARDEN, they are limited and going fast....if we can't get the entire match in before sign-off....we will of course bring you the taped remainder on next week's show....

Dirty Rhodes 6'0 302, Austin TX vs. Jake "The Milkman" Milliman 5'9 227, Nashville, TN. The odds on favorite in the tournament, Rhodes has little trouble dispatching "The Milkman". He pins him in short order with his BIONIC ELBOW after a brief feeling out period by both men.

Milt: Still alive in our tournament....South,Rhodes,Jones and Rodz...round 2 next week right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.... here on KBPA UHF channel 58!.....Good night errybody!!!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ..fade out. )

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Jul 13, 2022 19:53:17 GMT -5 cruefan68 said:

I only have one word to describe this fed - EPIC! I love territory wrestling and you capture it perfectly and cool to see it based out of Alaska as well. I am going to be following this for sure.

Thanks it has been a labor of love doing this one....just an homage to local TV wrestling....thanks again for stopping in!

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7/23/2022- NEW!!!!

From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson........

Milt: 'Evening Errybody, to another exciting night of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!!!!....Tonight we get one step closer to crowning our first champion...(applause,hoots and hollers.)...after tonight's festivities we will be down to the final 2 competitors who will meet in next week's MAIN EVENT for the coveted A.P.A.P.W. strap! We have a plethora...that means a lot...of action coming your way tonight....we will get to our first match.....right after these important messages.....don't you go anywhere!!!

*CH.58 WeatherWatch/Kanuck's Used Cars*

Milt: WE are back....let's get to it!!! Our first match of the evening is brought to you by our newest sponsor ACME PAWN, 428 Trout Ave. W., right here in P-Bay. To celebrate they invite you all down to their place for a Grand Opening Sale-A-Thon. This Monday from noon til 6pm, all VHS/BETA movies are on sale for $7 a pound! That is unbelievable folks.....old movies, OLDER movies from comedies to PORN, something for the whole family....all for just $7 a pound. Get on down to ACME PAWN this Monday.....now let's go ringside. ......

Benny Blades 5'9 14-stone (196 lbs), Northern Ireland vs. Tom "Rocky" Stone 5'11 246, Baton Rouge,LA. The scrappy Irishman takes the match to Stone, eventually getting the 1,2,3, using his finisher "IRISH SETTER"......

MILT: How about that fans....that lil ginger Irishman showed his fighting spirit in this one, what a win!!!!.....stay with us folks we're just getting started.....

*KROHLS Grocery/P.B.V.F.W POST #3476*

MILT: Folks these 2 couldn't wait to get to wrasslin.....so let hurry before it's over!!!!

Steve Lombardi 6'0 240, Brooklyn NY vs. Rick "Quick Draw" McGraw 5'11 236, Charlotte NC. As we get to the ring this match is in full swing with Lombardi putting the boots to McGraw in the corner.....then choking him with his foot on Rick's throat....the ref counts....Lombardi breaks...but only for a second or two...Lombardi continues his onslaught on a stunned McGraw who never recovers. Lombardi gets the pin after a scoop slam/leg drop combo.

Milt: Whoa Katie bar the door....that one was fun....Lombardi showing his Brooklyn toughness....better luck next time McGraw....our first championship semi-final is up next.....see you in about 2 minutes fans....

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Slippery Sealion Bar *

Milt: Welcome back. .....it's TOURNAMENT TIME. .........

Dirty Rhodes, 6'0 302, Austin TX vs. S.D. Jones 6'0 238, Philadelphia PA. The two participants shake hands and this one is under way. Early on Rhode's weight advantage is evident as he tries to wear Jones down with it. Jones manages some offense and soon both men are criss-crossing the ring bouncing off the ropes .....OUT of nowhere....JOHNNY RODZ runs in and attacks Jones....the ref seeing this disqualifies RHODES.....who chases Rodz to the back...

Milt: Rhodes has been disqualified, seems the ref thinks Rodz and Rhodes were in cahoots, but we know that ain't so. .....RODZ vs. SOUTH is next....folks we will be right back.....

*Leon's Gas and Service/CH.58 OBITUARIES *

Milt: Wow here we are folks by way of DQ tourney favorite Dirty Rhodes is out.....who will face S.D. Jones next week we are about to find out....this TIME REMAINING match is the last semi-final of our A.P.A.P.W. CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT. ..and is brought to you exclusively by ICKTAK'S SALVAGE....tired of looking at your old hooptie? Spruce it up and get out to ICKTAK'S this week for their gigantic HUBCAP REFRESH SALE. Wade through a sea of hubcaps and pick any 4....and give your old ride a new look!... of course if this contest runs long, we will show you the replay on next week's show...let's get to the ring. ......

Johnny Rodz 5'10 237, New York City vs. George South 6'2 235, Charlotte NC. Unlike our first semi-final these 2 skip the handshake and instead trade fists in the middle of the ring as soon as the bell rings. South seems to have the better of it and Rodz leaves the ring to gather himself as the crowd gives him the business. ......finally he climbs back in, and the match continues.....South has Rodz on the mat in a vice-like headlock...........when OUT OF NOWHERE.....Dirty Rhodes slides into the ring and kicks South in the back of the head....and then continues to stomp him into the mat....Rodz sits up.....and tries to clear the cobwebs. .....the ref immediately calls for the bell and gives South the victory by DQ. .....out from the back comes S.D. Jones and he starts in on Rodz.....a full blown melee is taking place.....in the center of the ring......

Milt: It's pandemonium folks....all hell has broken loose here in studio.....next week SOUTH vs. JONES for the belt......we will see you next week......Good Night Errybody !!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. .....fade out. )

[neilybob]

Fun times in alaska dude.

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7/30/2022- NEW!!!!

From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson........

MILT: Good Evening Errybody, tonight is the night we crown our first ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING CHAMPEEN!!! (applause). In our Television time remaining MAIN EVENT.....thanks to last week's tourney bracket busting behavior from favorites JOHNNY RODZ and DIRTY RHODES...who are both again barred from the studio tonight, it will be S.D. JONES vs.GEORGE SOUTH for the strap! We have a brief video of everything that went down on last week's broadcast......ROLL IT.....

VIDEO FOOTAGE(3min,30 sec.): (showing Rodz/Rhodes interfering in each other's matches, and the big locker clearing brawl that ended the show.)

MILT: Never have I witnessed such a brouhaha that wasn't taking place on a hockey rink. Folks keep it right here we have an A.P.A.P.W debut tonight, as if our championship MAIN EVENT wasn't enough... and we will be back to get this thing underway right after these important messages. ......

*CH.58 Weather WATCH/Icktak's Salvage *

MILT: Fans welcome back, our first match is sponsored exclusively by Bob Kanuck's Used Cars....This week's special is......a 1970 36-inch cut 24hp John Deere lawn mower?..yep I'm reading it correctly....a little dinged and rusty, needs a muffler and possibly a tune-up...stop in and make a reasonable offer and it can be yours....Bob Kanuck's Used Cars/Vehicles 1100 County Rd 17, Prudhoe Bay.....(sighs)....let's go to the ring. ......

(1)Wolfman Farkus 6'2 250lbs, from the Wilds of Canada vs. Mister X Ht:Unk. Wt:Unk., from Parts Unknown. X is overwhelmed by Farkus from the get go. He bites, claws, punches and howls his way to victory, finishing Mr. X who submits to Wolfman's HANGING NECKBREAKER....

MILT: Wolfman Farkus fans, I hope Mr. X doesn't get rabies...and thank God Wolfman didn't decide to mark his territory if ya know what I mean....folks we'll be back......

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/ACME PAWN*

MILT: WE are ready for more....let's get to it...

(2) Earthquake Ferris vs. Rusty Brooks. In battle of big men Ferris 340, Brooks 342, this was a slow plodding match. Brute against brute neither man backing down. In the end it was Ferris' superior wrestling skill that wins him the day. He pins Brooks after a BIG SPLASH.

MILT: WE better have building maintenance check out the foundation after those two slammed and shook this whole damn place. Earthquake Ferris is your winner a big debut next....don't change that dial.....

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Slippery Sealion Bar *

MILT: Now is the big reveal....another crazy S.O.B. comes to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...let's check him out....

(3)"Sodbuster" Kenny Jay 5'8 226, Cleveland OH....and making his Alaskan debut. .....5'11 245, hailing from the Dark Abyss....ISAAC THE IMPALER!!!!!......Out runs The Impaler sliding under the bottom rope and instantly he attacks the Sodbuster....Irish whip, shoulder tackle...then a good old stomping. He goes for a pin....but pulls up KENNY before the ref gets to 3....(the crowd boos its disapproval). He props Jay up in the corner and delivers a double thrust to the throat and the Sodbuster crumples to the mat....after another minute or two of choking, stepping on the windpipe...and some brutal kicks to the gut....ISAAC uses his finisher THE IMPALER...for the 1,2,3.

MILT: What the heck did we just witness, looks like the medical staff is going to have to come out and gather up what's left of Kenny Jay and carry him to the back.... the MAIN EVENT for APAPW gold is next after this!!!

*Community Calendar/Krohls Grocery *

MILT: Our championship Main Event is brought to you by Leon's Gas and Service 417 E. 2nd Street, now offering Leon Rewards....fill your punch card with 350 gallons of fuel now through the end of August ,and you'll receive an LEON'S SERVICE /APAPW key-chain made entirely from recycled materials. ....while supplies last...if time runs out we will show you the outcome next week right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...

(4) S.D. JONES vs. GEORGE SOUTH...for the APAPW TV CHAMPIONSHIP. The two men shake hands....the bell rings.....they circle each other then lockup.......

MILT: Holy moley we have to go folks....we will show you next week who our champion is.....we are running low on time.......see you next week ERR......

( National Anthem plays, Signal sign-off ....test pattern.)