ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

[neilybob]

Tre Excellent

[gnw2022]

NEW Episode !!!! 8/27/2022

It's Saturday Night wrestling fans....... coming to you LIVE..... From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!

MILT: A big hidy-ho wrestling fans...we have another big show tonight! Errybody please put your hands together for Channel KPBA 58's Program Director/Station Manager/Owner and A.P.A.P.W CEO and Commissioner (takes a deep breath)...Jonathan Riggleman!!!!

J.R.: YEAH...tanks dere Milt, as ya all know, Johnny Rodz and dis Dirty Rhodes karacter, are givin me a friggen headache. I am constantly hafing tu fine dem, ban dem from da studio and whatnot, I have had it up t'here with deez guys! (Milt nods in agreement)....One of them, haz tu gooo. Next week right here, dey will clash one a more time and da looser will leave my company!.....(crowd erupts, and Jonathan Riggleman exits.)

MILT: How is that for a bombshell announcement Errybody!...that is gonna be one helluva match for sure.....but hey we have plenty of show tonight, and we'll kick things off right after this......

**CH.58 OBITUARIES/ACME PAWN **

MILT: WE are back, time for our opening match, sponsored exclusively by the Prudhoe Bay V.F.W. Post #3476 385 Harvey Trail....where every Thursday is their all you can eat sheep balls and fries for $9.....plus draft beer on tap only $3 a pitcher...40% of the profits this Thursday go to the Prudhoe Bay OIL SLICK DAYS 50/50 raffle to be held on LABOR DAY WEEKEND.....now let's wrestle.....

Dirty Ernie vs. Eric Young - This one was a surprise as Eric Young gets the win over his larger stronger opponent. Ernie did try to dominate early, but a gutsy Young refuses to be pinned. After an Irish whip into the ropes, Ernie goes for a back-drop, and Young turns it into a sunset flip for the pin!

MILT: That Young sure has moxey...good win for him......folks we'll be right back with Dirty Rhodes vs Mister X next......

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/CH.58 Weather Watch*

Back from commercial we see Dirty Rhodes at the podium with Milt.....
MILT: FOLKS we heard it from the boss Mr. Riggleman next week this man takes on his nemesis Johhny Rodz. ....loser leaves town!

Rhodes: You know this ain't nothing new for THE DREAM....many have tried baby, and many have failed if you know what I mean. Rodz pack your bags boy....I'm a coming for you!!.. Lord have mercy....(heads to the ring)

Dirty Rhodes vs. Mister X - With the crowd firmly behind him, Rhodes was unstoppable! After a couple of stiff right hands from X, Rhodes unleashes a terrific offensive assault, and pins Mister X after BIONIC ELBOW!!!

*Slippery Sealion Bar/Mokowski's Taxidermy*

MILT: WE are rolling along folks, there's another match already in the ring.....let's go!

Paul Ellering vs. Rick McGraw - two of the fittest men in the company tangle in a scientific match. They both used their skill and knowledge to both get early pin attempts. Ellering was not to be denied, and pins McGraw with an OVERHEAD SLAM,after softening him up with a BEARHUG.

MILT: Impressive outing by the somewhat bragadocious Mr. Ellering, but I guess it isn't bragging if you back it up. .....after the break our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, Isaac the Impaler takes on Norman Smiley. ....don't you go anywhere!!!!

** KROHLS Grocery/Icktak's Salvage **

MILT: Tonight's MAIN EVENT is brought to you by Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank, 108 Knotty Pine Blvd., here in Prudhoe Bay! Ernie says the stock room ceiling sprung a leak ! That means you save big this week on all the rusty, nails ,bolts,and or screws you can fit in a coffee can (you supply the can). Remember If Lil Ernie doesn't have it....you damn well don't need it!....time to wrestle.....

Isaac the Impaler vs. Norman Smiley - Isaac rushes to the ring, for a quick attack, but Norman was ready! Smiley winds up and lands a huge right to Isaac's jaw.....then takes him to the mat with a Headlock Takedown....the Impaler manages to get to the ropes for the break. After Isaac complains to the ref, they lock up again, Isaac rakes Norman's eyes and drives a thrust into his Adam's apple....and Smiley goes to the mat....Issac steps on his throat as the ref starts the 5 count......

MILT: What a good one we got going here fans, unfortunately we are out of time....we'll for sure keep the tape rolling and show you what happens on next week's show.....remember Rodz and Rhodes loser leaves next week....right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. .....GOOD NIGHT ERRYBODY!!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll...fade out.)

[neilybob]

excellent stuff sir.

[gnw2022]

NEW Episode !!!! 9/3/2022

It's Saturday Night wrestling fans....... LIVE, from "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!

MILT: Katie Bar the door!!!....we are gonna blow the roof off this place tonight! Welcome Errybody to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!!!....tonight the blood feud between Johnny Rodz and Dirty Rhodes....is coming to a close. They will duke it out in our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, and the loser is outta here!!!...but there are other fish to fry, so let's watch what happened in our Main Event last week......ROLL IT!!

Video footage (3:30): Isaac the Impaler and Norman Smiley, going at it hard and heavy. Isaac uses every part of the ring, ropes,turnbuckles, and posts to his advantage (illegally of course) ,choking raking, bashing Smiley to and fro, always breaking it before the ref could count to five!....after pulling Smiley up off the canvas, (when he could have pinned him), he tosses Norman into the ropes, in a flash Smiley executes a FLYING CROSSBODY and gets the pin!!!!...Isaac kicks out just after the 3 count. He then proceeds to stomp the hell out of Norman and he punches the ref as well...leaving them both prone in the ring.

MILT: How was that fans!!!( crowd hoots and hollers)....Stormin' Norman beating ISAAC...and...(Isaac storms in and stands at the podium.....)

ISAAC: I know you think that's pretty funny don't you (Milt nods)...anybody with half a brain would have seen that Mr. Smiley was pulling my tights!!!...(crowd chants loser!...loser!) SHUT UP you uneducated bumpkins...(Isaac stares into the camera)...NORMAN you know you cheated, and if you are half the man I don't think you are... you will accept my challenge to to meet me next week....right there in the ring!!!(Isaac exits).

MILT: Isaac has thrown down the gauntlet folks....unfortunately Mr. Smiley isn't here to answer...maybe Isaac knew that...hmmm interesting...folks we have some wrestling for you....right after these messages.......

*CH.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES *

MILT: Folks this first match is brought to you exclusively by PRUDHOE BAY HOOKAH and Smoke Shop...233 Ralph St.....where the feature this week is 10% OFF their CUSTOMIZED BONGS...ooops that was crossed out .... uh-umm "SMOKING ACCESSORIES "... so get on down there before the cops do....let's go ringside. .....

Earthquake Ferris and Barry O. butt heads in the first match. Barry finds it tough going grappling the larger Ferris. In frustration he uses a low-blow/DDT combo....to pull off the upset win.

MILT: Barry O, with questionable tactics getting the win....we've got to pay some bills....LEONE vs. Mitch Snow coming up...don't touch that dial, we'll be right back!!

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Leon's Gas & Service *

MILT: RODZ and RHODES loser leaves town, is our time remaining MAIN EVENT tonight, but first let's go to the ring for our next fracas...

"Jammin" Mitch Snow 5'11 235, vs. Tony Leone 6'0 243. Snow uses an array of technical moves, and his high flying , high impact offense to keep Leone from mounting any real offense of his own. The brawler from New York was totally stymied....and gets pinned after a Snow SMALL PACKAGE.

MILT: Way to go young Mitch Snow...I swear he's got more moves than "Eskimo Jenny" down at The Prudhoe Bay Gentlemen's Club....... the main event is next.......but first a commercial break..

*Ernie's Hardware Hank/Slippery Sealion Bar *

MILT: Folks we have a doozy coming right up, but first I received a call during the break....and Norman Smiley has accepted the challenge made by ISAAC THE IMPALER. ....and Jonathan Riggleman has approved it for next week's show! Now with no more business to discuss, OUR TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, LOSER LEAVE TOWN is sponsored exclusively by Bob Kanuck's Used Cars 1100 County Rd 17, where this week's special is a 1972 Cadillac....HEARSE. this baby is loaded. ....oh with features....so come on down to Bob's and drive it home, with approved credit....here comes JOHNNY RODZ. .....to the ring.....

Johhny walks confidently as the crowd harangs him with a chorus of boos and gestures!!!!......before he can get into the ring....Dirty Rhodes charges out from the back! He strikes Rodz from behind and pulls Johnny's ring jacket over his head. He sends the blinded New Yorker into the ringpost..then picks him up from the floor and tosses him under the ropes and into the ring. Rhodes quickly tosses his hat and vest to the ground and rolls into the ring . Rodz having rid himself of his ring attire, looks up and gets the big boot of Rhodes firmly in the mush....after a few stomps...Dirty picks up Rodz and slams him. He makes the cover...but doesn't hook the leg and only gets a 2 count...Rhodes turns back to continue his attack....but Rodz uses a low-blow from the mat, followed by an uppercut to slow Rhodes down....Rodz then rises and puts the boots to his opponent......the applies a side-headlock and takes a breather.....

MILT: DAMN IT. ......folks we gotta go, they are gonna pull the plug on our show for this week in about 90 seconds.. .. but we will keep the film rolling and bring you the complete match on next week's episode of APAPW.......so long for now ERRYBODY!!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll...fade out.)

[gnw2022]

PROGRAMING ANNOUNCEMENT
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KPBA CH.58-- Prudhoe Bay Alaska....

MILT "Sticks" Hanson: We regret to inform you that this weekend's 9/10/2022 episode of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING has been canceled due to our weekend NORTHERN LIGHTS Marathon...which runs through Monday here on CH.58. For those wondering it's like that fake fireplace that you watch during Christmas on some channels in the lower 48 (you know who you are), but prettier.....and with native Eskimo music. Be advised we will be on LIVE at our regular time next weekend 9/17, at 11pm with all the wrestling action you have come to expect, and we can afford........have a great weekend....now back to your regularly scheduled program. .....the finals of the ALASKAN MOOSE-CALL CHAMPIONSHIP from NOME.....later Errybody!!.....

[gnw2022]

NEW Episode !!!! 9/17/2022

It's Saturday Night wrestling fans....... LIVE, from "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!

MILT: Howdy ERRYBODY, and welcome to this week's edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! (crowd hoots and cheers) And we are glad to be back as well, but hope you enjoyed The Northern Lights Marathon here on KPBA CH.58 last weekend. Two weeks ago right here we had to sign-off during our biggest time remaining MAIN EVENT to date here in the APAPW ....the LOSER LEAVES....Johnny Rodz vs. DIRTY RHODES finale...let's roll the video!!!!

VIDEO FOOTAGE (4:45): The video picks up right where the station signed off with Rodz on the mat with Rhodes in a headlock. Rhodes rolls Rodz on his shoulders and the ref gets to 2, before Rodz rights himself. Eventually they both rise to their feet headlock still in tact. The match goes back and forth with both men having their chances to win. Rodz whips Dirty Rhodes into the ropes, reaches in his trunks and blasts Rhodes in the chin with a foreign object(ref out of position to see)...and Rhodes pancakes on the mat.....1,2,3.....Johnny Rodz wins!!!

Milt: Yes unfortunately we will have to continue putting up with one JOHNNY RODZ as he steals the win and we bid farewell to Dirty Rhodes...folks stay tuned our first match is next, after these messages. ...

*CH.58 Weather Watch/PB Hookah & Smoke*

Milt: Time for our opening contest sponsored exclusively by Mokowski's Taxidermy 3500 Old Lodge Road....where this week you can pick up left over mismatched assorted glass eyeballs for 15% OFF per pair .....now let's wrestle

Mister X vs. Benny Blades. The larger X has little difficulty with the small Irishman, punishing him from bell to bell, eventually getting the pin following a SUPLEX.

Milt: Mr. X with an impressive win over the wee Irishman Benny Blades.....stay with us, fan favorite the ole Georgia Cowboy Pat Rose is in action next....

*Leon's Gas and Service/Darcy's IGLOO Motel *

Milt: Let's get to that ring Pat Rose and that crazy Wolfman Farkus are waiting.....

In a crazy match, Wolfman Farkus loses to Pat Rose. Farkus gets his licks in and doesn't make it an easy win for Rose. Rose uses some closed fists on the Wolfman, then drives him head first into the mat for the pin with his BULLDOG. The crowd erupts as Rose's hand is raised in victory!

Milt: What win for Pat Rose.....c'mon over here for a second.....good win!

Rose(out of breath): Thank you Mr. Hanson (shakes hand)...and you awesome fans too...you are the ones who give me that little extra energy boost everytime I step in that ring!(crowd cheers...Rose leaves)

Milt: What a gentleman Pat Rose, and you give us so much as well.....folks Isaac the Impaler and Norman Smiley part Deux is next don't touch that dial.......

*CH.58 OBITUARIES/Krohls Grocery *

Back from commercial, both wrestlers are in the ring....the bell rings....

Isaac the Impaler vs. Norman Smiley.
A livid Isaac rushes Smiley and this match is on! The Impaler is relentless in his attack, kicking, punching even biting Smiley. Smiley never gets up to speed, and after dropping Norman throat first on the top-rope, Isaac finishes him quickly his IMPALER.

Milt: Folks I don't even wanna comment on that fiasco we just witnessed, it wasn't professional or wrestling in my opinion. .... our MAIN EVENT is next, after we pay some bills. .....

*Kanuck's Used Cars/PB V.F.W POST #3476*

MILT: Our time remaining MAIN EVENT is brought to you by our newest sponsor the Shooting Range/Gentlemen's Club, BUNS 'N GUNS, 3100 Whitetail Ave here in Prudhoe Bay. Now you have a place to blow your load, and load and unload your gun....open 24 hours a day....let's wrestle..

Paul Ellering vs. George South. This was a scientific chess match. Chain wrestling nirvana, as these two men give it their all. Finally Ellering seizes control after a telegraphed backdrop attempt by South. Ellering delivers an elbow smash then a neckbreaker for the pin.....

Milt: What a way to end this week's show kudos to Paul Ellering and George South...well as they say in show biz...that's a wrap. ...next week APAPW CHAMP S.D. JONES will defend against Steve Lombardi plus more great wrestling action, until next week SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll...fade out.)

[neilybob]

Another serving of great wrestling sir.

["Emperor Norton" (Mark T)]

What a surpise win for South. Love that last sponsor, too. Franchise potential there.

[gnw2022]

Sept 18, 2022 15:27:34 GMT -5 "Emperor Norton" (Mark T) said:

What a surpise win for South. Love that last sponsor, too. Franchise potential there.

Thanks for stopping by, South did well,but lost....glad you enjoyed it !!!

["Emperor Norton" (Mark T)]

Sept 19, 2022 1:57:09 GMT -5 gnw2022 said:

Sept 18, 2022 15:27:34 GMT -5 "Emperor Norton" (Mark T) said:

What a surpise win for South. Love that last sponsor, too. Franchise potential there.

Thanks for stopping by, South did well,but lost....glad you enjoyed it !!!
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Wow, I totally scanned that and thought it was South with the neckbreaker drop for the pin. That makes more sense. Although George pulls off upsets when I don't want him to, so there you go. Need to stop trying to read these fed results on that little phone screen.