ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 9/24/22

(Voice-over):
Wrestling fans, it's SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY!....KPBA UHF CH.58 proudly brings you ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! LIVE, from Studio A (our only studio). Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson. .....

MILT: Evenin' Errybody!!!... time for another action packed hour of APAPW!!!...we're glad you joined us here in studio, and of course our home audience too! Two debuts tonight, couple a rough customers......Buddy Roberts and Iron Mike Sharpe will both be in action tonight along with our champion SD JONES! HOWEVER ....before we came on-air, Jones's opponent Steve Lombardi was found lying in the back parkinglot. Seems he was attacked getting out of his vehicle...(crowd ooooo's)....and was taken to PRUDHOE BAY General Hospital, and is under observation...so looks like our Champion will not be def....(Johnny Rodz storms out to the podium)

Rodz: Well, well seems Mr. Lombardi had a bit of an "accident" tonight....and now Mr. Jones is relieved of his obligation tonight?....that is jive people, you know what I think... our gutless APAPW champion is responsible for this so-called "ACCIDENT"..cause he's yella..(Jones strolls in from the opposite side of Rodz)

Jones: I'M YELLOW.....LISTEN RODZ, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT WAS YOU THAT INJURED LOMBARDI....(Rodz grins shaking his head)....SO LET'S CUT THE BULL, I WILL
WRESTLE YOU.....IN HIS PLACE, IF YOU AREN'T TOO YELLOW!

Rodz: You're on fool!........ha! (both men exit.)

Milt: Looks like it's on tonight. ....our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT RODZ and JONES for the belt.....we will start this night off with our first match of the evening right after these messages....

*CH.58 Weather Watch/BUNS & GUNS*

Milt: WE are back.....let's wrestle.....

"Iron" Mike Sharpe vs. Tom "Rocky" Stone.
In impressive fashion Sharpe dispatches Stone. After a brief back and forth between the two men, the larger Sharpe takes control and pins Stone after choking him nearly out, on the ropes, then using his SWINGING NECKBREAKER.

Milt: Impressive debut by the big Canadian Mike Sharpe over a game Tom Stone. That match by the way was sponsored exclusively by THE SLIPPERY SEALION BAR AND GRILL, here in Prudhoe Bay. This week's evening dinner special is the "HOT BROWN".... and if you can guess what it is....dinner is 20% OFF excluding drinks of course.....folks we will be back with BUDDY ROBERTS vs. GEORGE SOUTH. ...don't you go anywhere!!!

*P.B. V.F.W Post #3476/Krohls Grocery*

Milt: And we are back, Homer don't point that camera at me...the action is in the ring!

Buddy Roberts vs George South. The former "FREEBIRD" Roberts struts confidently to the ring as South waits patiently inside. The ref gives the instructions and rings the bell...South isn't the least bit intimidated and gives as good as he gets, much to Roberts' surprise. In the end though, Buddy cuts enough corners and gets the pin (DDT), wipes his brow, flinging his sweat on the downed South as the crowd boos.

Milt: Buddy Roberts, fans...a real "treat"....NOT!...back with more action after these commercials...

*CH.58 OBITUARIES/ACME PAWN *

Milt: The MAIN EVENT is coming up but first it's Jake Milliman vs. Barry O....go to it boys...

Jake Milliman gets attacked from behind by O, who nearly gets a pin following a bodyslam. JAKE battles back and pins Barry after a barrage of lefts and rights followed up with a FALLING HEADBUTT for the 1,2,3. The crowd roars its approval as Milliman's hand is raised by the ref.

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Icktak's Salvage*

Milt: Our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT for the APAPW CHAMPIONSHIP. ....is brought to you by Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank here in P-Bay....whether you have a screw loose, or just need your nuts tightened, if Lil Ernie doesn't have it, you damn well don't need it!...let's go ringside. ......

Rodz is circling inside the ring as APAPW CHAMP S.D. JONES makes his entrance with the full support of the crowd behind him. As he ducks between the ropes to get in....RODZ jumps him and punches and stomps Jones to the mat. The ref rings the bell then starts a 5 count as Rodz is choking S.D. with his boot....

Milt: LORD ALMIGHTY....this is a good 'un, but we are outta time....folks the camera will keep on rolling and we will show you the outcome next week.....thanks for watching.....GOOD NIGHT ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 10/1/22

(Voice-over):
Wrestling fans, it's SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY!....KPBA UHF CH.58 proudly brings you ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! LIVE, from Studio A, Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson. .....

MILT: P-Bay how you doing tonight! (crowd claps and hoots)...we are jacked here in studio and hope Errybody watching at home, is as well. We left last week's show with APAPW CHAMP S.D. JONES defending the title against the despicable Johnny Rodz , let's show you what transpired........

VIDEO FOOTAGE (5 MIN, 30 SECONDS): Rodz chokes Jones with his boot and kicks him out onto the floor. Rodz goes out and delivers some sound punches and kicks, then rams Jones shoulder-first into the ringpost. Rodz tosses the downed S.D. back in the ring beating the 10 count, and hops back in himself. He picks Jones up and shoots him into the ropes....and readies a clothesline. BUT S.D. ducks under the attempt and puts Rodz into a SLEEPER ....and puts Johhny down for the count!!!!....

Milt: There you have it fans, the winner and STILL APAPW champion S.D. Jones...folks we have a great night of wrestling in store for you tonight..including a TIME REMAINING TAG-TEAM MAIN EVENT......it all starts right after this brief commercial break. ....

**CH.58 OBITUARIES/ACME PAWN**

MILT: Time for our opening contest, sponsored exclusively by Leon's Gas and Service 417 E. 2nd Street in Prudhoe Bay.....and they want you to know the machine in the Men's room has been fully re-stocked. Condoms, lube, assorted novelties, even the aftershave pump! And this month's scent is Pumpkin Spice Old Spice....and it's still only .75 for 2 squirts.....now let's wrestle!!!

Dirty Ernie, 6'0 250, Pacific NW vs "El Bracero" Jose Martinez 5'10 235, Mexico City, Mexico. The quick agile Bracero shines in his debut, confusing the brutish Ernie at every turn. After a barrage of dropkicks puts Dirty E. to the mat, Martinez climbs the turnbuckle and delivers his signature MISSLE SPLASH for the pin.

MILT: How about that fans, that guy is a livin', breathin' MEXICAN JUMPIN' BEAN....and we are lucky to have him here on our show! EL Bracero, big things to come from him I'm sure.......... Tommy Angel debuts next.....right after these messages. .....don't touch that dial!

*Slippery Sealion Bar/Krohls Grocery*

MILT: The action is in the ring.....let's watch!

Rusty Brooks 5'11 342 vs Tommy Angel (debut) 5'10 237. Despite the obvious weight difference, the scrappy and well traveled Angel makes a successful debut. After a brief offensive, by Brooks...this was Tommy's match. He uses his BELLY TO BELLY finisher on the behemoth Brooks and gets the 1,2,3.

MILT: Wow....did we just see that...What a display of power.....Tommy Angel folks, looks like the bar is being raised here in ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING... in the last month alone we have added....Isaac the Impaler, Iron Mike Sharpe, El Bracero, Paul Ellering and later tonight we will debut Buddy Wolfe....put these guys with S.D. Jones, Johnny Rodz and George South and we are on our way to the big time!!! WE'LL be right back with more wrestling action after this break....

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Mokowski's Taxidermy*

MILT: BIG tag-team main event but first Dizzy Ed Boulder vs "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay. ....

The 6'3 254 pounder from California, Ed Boulder makes short work of the 5'8 226 Kenny Jay. In barely 3mins he gets the Sodbuster to submit using a Swinging Full-Nelson.....Ed after his hand is raised, leaves the ring and heads towards Milt, he grabs the mic.....

BOULDER: You forgot to mention me MILT...I have been here since this promotion started, and I demand some respect....sure the talent pool is growing...but I'm still the measuring stick....and don't you forget it.....( Ed storms off)

MILT (a little perturbed ): Of course some words from Mr. Ed Boulder, a legend in his own mind, but somewhat of a force to be reckoned with here in APAPW nonetheless. ....Main Event is next. ......stay tuned. .....

*CH.58 WeatherWatch/Icktak's Salvage*

MILT: FOLKS it is time for our TELEVISION TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT...brought to you exclusively by Bob Kanuck's Used Cars, 1100 County Rd 17 in Prudhoe Bay, this week's SPECIAL is a 1977 Renault Le Car....this baby may be be barely hanging on its frame, but it is loaded with features...cracked leather seats, power windows (broken), AM radio, and more....and only 356,432 original miles. It can be yours for the low monthly payment of $425 with approved credit......now let's go to the ring.....

Pat Rose/Buddy Wolfe vs. Tony Leone/Mr. X.
Rose and Wolfe enter to the roar of the studio crowd....and Leone and Mr. X don't like it. The bell rings and Wolfe and Leone get things started. Leone unimpressed by his opponent's credentials, puts a pretty good beating to Buddy early on, nearly getting a 3-count following a POWERSLAM. But after Wolfe kicks out, Rose and Wolfe take over this match. The two work with speed and precision and they pin Mr. X after a DOUBLE POWERBOMB (double-team maneuver)....

MILT : Boy that one was fun, and we managed to get it all in......that is gonna do it for us tonight. ....we will be back next week with another action packed hour. ......Good Night Errybody ....

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)

[neilybob]

Whoa somebodys got a bug where the sun dont shine. Another awesome card Brudder.

[gnw2022]

UHF CH.58 KPBA
SPORTS BREAK 10/6/2022
**************************************
From CH.58 Here is KPBA Sports Anchor and Wasilla High School hockey legend....Milt "Sticks" Hanson with your daily Sports Update!!

MILT: GOOD EVENING SPORTS FANS, I have some breaking NEWS from our very popular ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING program....which airs right here on CH.58 Saturday evenings 11pm-(station sign-off) 12am.

Fans this is an official Press-Release straight from the desk of our Station Manager/Programming Director/Owner/A.P.A.P.W. Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman. ...

10/6/2022
We have big news regarding our A.P.A.P.W. show. Due to the show's surging ratings 30 known TV sets in our 300 square mile broadcast area, are tuning in every Saturday, not to mention the capacity live audience of 10 (due to local fire codes), and with growing promotional revenue by way of donations from our local sponsors....we are happy to report our biggest talent signing to date....

The FOUR HORSEMEN are coming to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING....no not the dominating force that ran roughshod over the wrestling world, for so many years...but a newly formed team, that will be guided by former WWA mastermind Manager DR. JERRY GRAHAM JR.....this team consists of these four men.....
Tag specialists - Randy and Bill Mulkey
The Enforcer - Keith Steinborn and last but certainly not least..... the vast wrestling encyclopedia known as "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay. ...oh.....boy.......they will henceforth be known as THE NEGATIVE-4 HORSEMEN.

They will make there presence known here in the territory on or around our first Saturday show in November....so that is the big news...(Milt rolls his eyes)....GET READY PRUDHOE BAY for the arrival of THE NEGATIVE 4 HORSEMEN. .....be sure to tune in each Saturday for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. .....see you there wrestling fans!!!

[neilybob]

awesome news indeed . everybody fear the negative four horsemen.

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 10/8/22

(Voice-over):
Wrestling fans, it's SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY!....KPBA UHF CH.58 proudly brings you ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! LIVE, from Studio A, Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson. .....

MILT: Hidy Ho wrestling fans!....(crowd cheers), hope errybody is ready for tonight's big show! Now, unless you were hiding under a rock...or incarcerated....earlier in the week we made a special announcement about THE -4 HORSEMEN, and the whole region has been on fire ever since....so let's replay a bit from our special report.......

VIDEO FOOTAGE (4:00): An edited recap of the special Update announcing the coming arrival of The Negative 4 HORSEMEN. ...and thier impending arrival to Prudhoe Bay in November. ....(The -4 Horsemen are: The Mulkeys, Keith Steinborn and Kenny Jay, managed by Dr. Jerry Graham Jr.).....

MILT: Good or bad, they are on their way to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING..Lord help us all....but we have a show to do tonight so stay tuned.....Paul Ellering vs. Norman Smiley is coming up after these messages. ........(crowd cheers)...

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Leon's Gas & Service*

MILT: Our opening match is sponsored exclusively by Prudhoe Bay's #1(and only legal ) Gentlemen's Club and Indoor Shooting Range BUNS N GUNS! THIS week only we are holding our first BEAT the EXPERT CHALLENGE. For a $15 entry fee (includes one lap dance) you enter the contest. You will shoot a full clip from your choice of handgun, then our in-house expert "One-Eyed" Bill will do the same. If you beat his target score....you win FREE PRIVATE DANCES for 1 WEEK. Limit one entry per person, and 1FREE PRIVATE DANCE PER DAY(does not include TIP).
Enough idle chit-chat let's wrestle....

Paul Ellering vs. Norman Smiley. A very good wrestling match with a fast pace, and plenty of action. After a missed Deathjump by Smiley, Ellering takes over and gets the pin via NECKBREAKER.

MILT: Now that's how you wrestle, kudos to both men, congrats to Mr. Paul Ellering on the win.....one quick note....NEXT WEEK our A.P.A.P.W. Champion S.D. JONES will wrestle PAUL ELLERING in the main event.....(crowd hoots robustliy). More to come....we will be right back with more ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...don't touch that dial. .....

*Krohls Grocery/Ch.58 OBITUARIES *

MILT: Time is gettin' away from us.....to the ring!!!

Steve Lombardi vs. Jake Milliman. Lombardi makes an example of Milliman and in short order too. He dominates from bell to bell. He finishes with a pin following a clothesline/scoop slam duo....afterwards Lombardi heads to the podium to chat with Milt.....

MILT: You have something to get off your mind Mr. Lombardi?....

Lombardi: A couple of weeks ago I was scheduled to wrestle S.D. Jones for the belt. BUT I was attacked in the parkinglot and put in the hospital before that could happen. JOHNNY RODZ. .....I owe you one, and as long as I have a breath left in me.....you are gonna be put in the hospital, I guarantee you that !!!!...(Lombardi exits as the crowd of 10 goes wild).

MILT: Stern words from an Angry Steve Lombardi. .....look out Johnny Rodz. ..fans we will be right back. ......

*Icktak's Salvage/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*

MILT: The action is in the ring. .....let's get wrestling.........

Rick "Quickdraw" McGraw vs. George South. This one started out clean, then turned ugly fast. A frustrated South, being out-wrestled, starts to take some shortcuts. This raises the temper of McGraw who then uses fisticuffs in retaliation. In the end Rick gets the victory by pinfall (Airplane Spin).....

MILT: Quickdraw Rick McGraw fans, remind me to never cross him....folks our TELEVISION TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is next!!!....WE'LL be right back!!!....

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/P.B. V.F.W Post #3476*

MILT: Our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is brought to you by THE SLIPPERY SEALION BAR, 210 Main St. in Prudhoe Bay, where every 1st Tuesday of the Month is SECOND CHANCE TUESDAY! From 10PM-Last Call 2AM, if you bring in your latest rapsheet, and proof of legal release from jail or prison...you will receive 2 FREE DRINKS....(LIMIT ONE OFFER PER FELON,CAN ONLY USE EACH CHARGED OFFENSE ONLY ONCE )......Now if we can't get this whole match in we will show it to you on video NEXT WEEK. ........

Former "Freebird" Buddy Roberts vs. "Jammin" Mitch Snow. The bell rings.....and these two get right to it....Snow uses 3 arm drags on the overconfident Roberts who powders outside....Snow plays to the crowd waiting for Roberts to get back in the ring. Roberts gets flipped back into the ring by Snow via the ropes, after spending too much time on the apron complaining to the ref about his hair getting pulled. Mitch applies a rear-chinlock on a stunned Roberts......

MILT: Folks we are out of time, but rest assured we will bring you all the exciting action and the outcome of this great match on next week's broadcast,we'll see you next week right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!!!!! So long ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 10/15/22

(Voice-over):
Wrestling fans, it's SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY!....KPBA UHF CH.58 proudly brings you ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! LIVE, from Studio A, Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson. .....

MILT: Welcome back fans, to another solid hour of the most popular show on Alaska television.....ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING...and we deliver the goods, again tonight with our champion SD JONES in our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT tonight versus Paul Ellering!!!...this one should be a feast for the eyes for sure....but first here is how last week's main event went down.....

VIDEO FOOTAGE (5:30): The struggle between Buddy Roberts and Mitch Snow is shown in its entirety ....and in true "heel fashion" Robert pins Snow using a handful of tights, unseen by the ref of course......(the live audience boos their dissatisfaction)

MILT: There it is fans, the tape doesn't lie, but if the ref don't see it, it goes in the books as a win for Mr. BUDDY ROBERTS. Mitch will get his chance in the future I'm sure. ...Mexican star El Bracero is next....after these messages...

**Darcy's IGLOO Motel/ACME PAWN**

MILT: Our first match is brought to you exclusively by Prudhoe Bay V.F.W. POST #3476, 385 Harvey Trail. Where this Friday is the big Halloween Party....come dressed in costume and win prizes!!! Last year the winner was Suzy Barker....who came dressed as EVE (crowd cat-calls) talk about forbidden fruits,yowza!! Remember no previous costumes winners are allowed to be copied.....come one come all !!....(you must be 18 or older to participate)..now let's wrestle!!!

El Bracero vs. Wolfman Farkus. ....this one was a wild affair, much to El Bracero's misfortune. His acrobatic offense was grounded by Farkus'
brutal violence. Farkus, chokes stomps, and bites (all within the ref's 5 count), and Farkus has his hand raised in victory via HANGING NECKBREAKER!!!.....

MILT: Somebody better check that Wolfman for rabies....disgusting......Buddy Wolfe and Tony Leone mix it up when we return, don't touch that dial!!!!.......

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES *

MILT: Action is in the ring, let's do this. ....

Buddy Wolfe and Tony Leone scrap it out in one solid match. Leone uses his shortcut tactics and nearly gets a pin after a scoop slam. Wolfe surprises everyone with a BOSTON CRAB that has the tough guy Leone nearly in tears as he submits!.....

MILT: Way to fight back, young Buddy Wolfe, that no-goodnik Leone is one mean mother- (Crowds yells SHUT YOUR MOUTH)..( MILT grins).....back with more....stay tuned....

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Icktak's Salvage*

We come back from commercial straight to the ring.......Iron Mike Sharpe vs. Tommy Angel. Angel who captivated the crowd in his debut a few weeks ago, didn't fare so well against Sharpe. After a brief opening spurt of offense, The powerful larger "Iron" Mike took over. Sharpe pins Angel for the 1,2,3 (PILEDRIVER).

MILT: BIG IRON MIKE SHARPE......impressive!!...our main event is next!!!!.......

**Leon's Gas & Service/Krohls Grocery**

MILT: FOLKS our TELEVISION TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is sponsored by Prudhoe Bay HOOKAH and Smoke Shop, 233 Ralph St. downtown P-Bay!.....where this week all rolling papers and "SMOKING ACCESSORIES", are 10% OFF with any additional purchases. Ask to go to the backroom.....for the MANAGER'S SPECIAL..hmm must be so good we can't tell you on television (wink,wink).....APAPW championship on the line........right now!!!

APAPW CHAMP S.D. JONES defends against a hungry and talented Paul Ellering. A very well wrestled back and forth match. Ellering reached into his extensive repertoire but just couldn't pin Jones. S.D. used several HEADBUTTS....and eventually his SLEEPER puts the challenger down....S.D.JONES retains the gold........

MILT: Wow we got that one in, and it was a doozy. .....folks we will see you here next week for another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. .....so long ERRYBODY!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)

[neilybob]

Loving this gig man. its really great stuff.

[gnw2022]

Oct 6, 2022 0:09:59 GMT -5 neilybob said:

awesome news indeed . everybody fear the negative four horsemen.

Thanks for stopping in......THE NEGATIVE 4 HORSEMEN ride this November!!!

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 10/22/22

(Voice-over):
It's another SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY wrestling fans! KPBA UHF CH.58 proudly brings you another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson. .....
(capacity crowd of 10....chant...MILT, MILT, MILT..as the camera shows him at his podium)

MILT: Thanks Errybody here in our jam-packed studio, for that warm welcome....and welcome all you loyal wrestling fans watching us from the comfort of your own homes. Isaac the Impaler, Pat Rose, George South all will be in action here tonight. But our Main Event is Steve Lombardi vs. Johnny Rodz, and hopefully a little payback for Mr. Lombardi, as you remember RODZ jumped Lombardi in the parkinglot some weeks back, and as a result Steve lost his shot for the APAPW belt, and landed his keister in the hospital that day as well. But that is later on.....Pat Rose vs. Mister X is up first right after these important messages......

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Leon's Gas and Service*

MILT: Tonight's opening match is brought to you exclusively by Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge #1703, 400 Snowdrift Ave, who invite you to their 35th Annual Butt-Dart Tournament and Caribou Steak Feed this Wed. Night from 5pm-Midnight. Teams must be signed up no later than 4pm Weds., and must bring their own velcro targets and darts to participate.....let's go to the ring. ...

Pat Rose 5'10 240 Trenton GA and Mister X height unknown, weight unknown from Parts Unknown.....Rose enters the ring with the crowd solidly behind him in this one. Mister X rakes the eyes on the initial lock up...then punches and kicks Rose until he hits the mat. After a feeble attempt at a pin by X, Rose kicks out and takes over. After a brief series of right hands rocks Mr. X, Rose goes for his BULLDOG and the match is over.....

MILT: Crowd favorite Pat Rose "The Georgia Cowboy "...with another superb win over Mr. X...folks we'll be right back with more action after these commercials. ...stay tuned!!

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/ACME Pawn*

MILT: Let's get right to it shall we...TO THE RING!!!

In very even and well wrestled match, George South and Jake "The Milkman" Milliman wrestle to a draw. Each participant had a chance for victory in this close match, the bell rings with both men still going at it..they shake hands afterwards as the crowd cheers them both..

MILT: Well done gentlemen, and fans wrestling just doesn't get any better than that....two men mano e mano....clean as a whistle....Isaac the Impaler...is up next hold onto your hats, but first these messages.....

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Krohls Grocery*

MILT: Next up Issac the Impaler and Tom "Rocky" Stone. ....on a side note next week Isaac will be in the MAIN-EVENT as he wrestles APAPW CHAMP S.D Jones....but first he must deal this week with Rocky!!!

Isaac 5'11 245, hailing from The Dark Abyss locks up with Tom "Rocky" Stone 5'11 246, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. In the beginning Issac seems to be looking forward to next week's match, and Stone nearly gets a pin with a sunset-flip that nearly gets a 3-count. Isaac kicks out in time and exits the ring, the crowd railing him......nearly getting counted out he gets back in just in time. Things take a turn as Isaac places a thumb in Stone's eye, and a finger-thrust to Stone's throat. Then with a series of powerslams....and his finisher THE IMPALER, Stone is pinned.....afterwards Isaac tosses Stone out onto the floor.....looks into the camera and says,"JONES GET MY BELT READY, I'M TAKING IT FROM YOU NEXT WEEK!"

MILT: Let's hope not IMPALER. .....I am sure our Champion SD JONES will be ready for your shenanigans next week.....folks this week's TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is up when we return from this commercial break. .....keep it here!!!

*Lil Ernie's Hardware/Bob Kanuck's Used Cars*

MILT: MAIN EVENT time fans, and tonight it is sponsored by Icktak's Salvage 1610 Red Pony Rd. right here in P-Bay. They want you all to know they WANT TO SEE YOUR JUNK!...now through the end of the month, they will come to your residence, give you a quote, pay you cash , and haul away your scrap metal appliances, cars,tools etc......give them a call 515-LUV-JUNK and set up your appointment today!!!....now let's wrestle!!!.....

In the ring is a rambling and angry Johnny Rodz....calling for Lombardi to come on out and get his butt-Whoopin....but there is nobody coming out.....Rodz storms to the podium demanding that the APAPW officials get his opponent out here pronto. .......APAPW security rushes to the podium and whispers in Milt's ear ...and a shocked Hanson...speaks.....

MILT: Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems that Steve Lombardi was attacked in the back, and is severely injured....again.....(Johnny Rodz now back in the ring, starts to raise his hand shouting...I WIN....I WIN...as the crowd boos loudly).....Fans I don't know what to say. .....about this turn of events...(suddenly "EL BRACERO"Jose Martinez, rushes into the ring and attacks a shocked Rodz from behind, soon both men are rolling around in the ring wailing on each other... the ref rings the bell.)

MILT: Looks like all hell has broken loose here fans as these two are going at it! The bell rang so this is an impromptu challenge by El Bracero!!!....folks we are out of time but, as you know the cameras will continue to roll and we will show you all the action next week. ....SO LONG ERRYBODY. ....holy moley!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)