ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

[navy]

35th Annual Butt-Dart Tournament. 🤣

[gnw2022]

Oct 26, 2022 5:00:07 GMT -5 navy said:

35th Annual Butt-Dart Tournament. 🤣

They are starved for entertainment up Nort dere!!!....lol thanks for watching!!

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10/29/2022 CH.58 PROGAM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Voice over): DUE to the ongoing blizzard conditions, we regret to inform you that we are unable to bring you this week's new episode of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.
SO please enjoy this ENCORE VIDEO repeat of our very first episode....We hope to bring you a new show next week, after we dig ourselves out. Sorry for the inconvenience. ........

(ORIGINAL AIR DATE: 6/11/2022)

From "The Top of the World" Prudhoe Bay Alaska.....channel KPBA public access channel UHF 58 is proud to bring you Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling (APAPW)....Here's your host Wasilla High School hockey legend and channel 58 sports anchor......Milt "Sticks" Hanson...............

Milt: Good Evening folks at home, and here in studio....for our very first broadcast (crowd of 6 applauds)....we have some night of wrestling action planned including our Main Event TV time remaining.....Johhny Rodz vs. "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay.....let's go to the ring for our first match brought to by Darcy's IGLOO Motel 1360 Beaver Trail Rd....offering weekly and monthly rates.....

1. Big Red Reese 6'4 355lbs from Atlanta, GA vs. Wolfman Farkus 6'2 250lbs fromThe wilds of Canada.
After being dominated early by the size and power of Reese....Farkus gets DQ'ed for grabbing his chains out of the corner and swinging them.............Reese makes a hasty exit.

Milt: That guy is FARKUN crazy....and Reese is the winner because of it.....we will be right back after these messages from our sponsors.

***KROHLS Grocery/Leon's Gas & Service***

Milt: Welcome back folks time to go the ring for our next fracas......

2. George South 6'2 235, Charlotte NC vs. Eric Young 6' 225, Vancouver B.C. Canada.
After a nice series of chain wrestling by both competitors, Young begins to take the short road to victory with an eye gouge and a pull of the hair. That sets off South's short fuse who fights back with lefts and rights stunning Young, South then uses a neckbreaker drop for the pin.

Milt: Here with me ringside is George South....congratulations on your bigwin...

SOUTH: WELL.....you tease the bull you get the horns. I'm here to prove to everyone here and in the broadcasting range of Channel 58, that big time rasslin' is here.....and big time rasslin' is my middle name...

Milt: George South folks, here to make a statement here in A.P.A.P.W.....ONLY time will tell....folks we'll be right back......

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Icktak's Salvage*

Milt : Our next contest is in the ring and ready to go......

3. Norman Smiley 6'2 247, from Miami FL, vs. "Quickdraw" Rick McGraw 6' 236, Charlotte NC. A clean wrestling match from start to finish. Eventually Smiley does his BIG WIGGLE followed by his finisher NORMAN'S CONQUEST for the pin. Both men shake hands in the ring afterwards.

Milt: Great show of sportsmanship and a really good match......our main event is next..stay tuned!!!
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Nanook's Used Cars *

Milt: WE have about 5 minutes left folks, for our main event....brought to you by Prudhoe Bay V.F.W Post #3476.....and they would like to remind you every Wednesday is Bar Bingo from 7pm-11pm...A.P.A.P.W. star Rusty Brooks gets his BINGO FIX at the ole #3476.....

4. Kenny Jay 5'8 226 Cleveland, OH vs. Johnny Rodz 5'10 237 NYC, NY.
Rodz looking totally miffed about being here in Alaska, can't wait for the bell.....it rings he punches the Sodbuster in the mush, scoops him up shoulder-breaker 1,2,3. Rodz leaves the ring Milt tries for an interview.....but Johnny blows right past without uttering a word....

Milt: Wow that is one stuck up city boy, but he made short work in the ring....hopefully we will hear from him soon....that is all the time for this show tonight.....sign-off is mere minutes away we will see you next Saturday for another edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ......good night errybody....

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll.....fade out.)

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NEW EPISODE!!! 11/5/22

(Voice-over):
It's another SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY wrestling fans! KPBA UHF CH.58 proudly brings you another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson

MILT: Well hidy ho wrestling fans, we have 15 degrees outside and nearly 2 foot of snow...but we are here!!(small studio crowd of 4 cheers loudly)...and glad you are as well whether braving it into the studio, or huddling around your SONYS at home, we are happy to be back. We hope you enjoyed our encore repeat of our premiere broadcast last week. First order of business is the big blizzard we endured has slowed the arrival of THE NEGATIVE 4 HORSEMEN until next week...we know that the whole region is talking about them...and next week they arrive in all their over-rated splendor. Two weeks ago we left you with a humdinger of a match as Steve Lombardi was ambushed again by Johnny Rodz...and EL Bracero came out to take on Mr. RODZ....let's watch what transpired.....

VIDEO FOOTAGE (6:15): El Bracero and Johnny Rodz wage a back and forth battle as the crowd spurs them on....Bracero used the benefit of a sneak attack to stun Rodz early. After a missed dropkick however, Johnny begins to rally punishing the Mexican star with heavy kicks and forearms. In the end it was a small package from El Bracero that pins Rodz....

MILT: That Jose Martinez sure knows how to wrestle huh fans!!...we have an APAPW CHAMPIONSHIP defense as our main event tonight, plus lots of other great matches, and we will get to tonight's big show....right after these important messages from our donating sponsors.......

**Darcy's IGLOO Motel/ACME PAWN**

MILT: Tonight's opening match is sponsored by KROHLS Grocery 413 Main Street, in Prudhoe Bay! Where every Wednesday in November until Thanksgiving they invite one and all to register for the big TURKEY BOWLING Extravaganza. You register at KROHLS and 2 lucky winners (drawn out of the hopper) every Wednesday before Thanksgiving will roll a frozen turkey into 10 bowling pins set up in our frozen food aisle. Each contestant will "bowl" 3 frames. The high score wins! The 3 weekly winners will then be entered in the grand prize drawing the Wednesday before Thanksgiving!! The winner will get their CHRISTMAS DINNER catered by KROHLS!!! (full 3 course meal for up to 8 people, appetizer,entree, dessert).....now let's go to the ring. ....

Barry O and Norman Smiley open things up with a solid match. After the customary feeling out period, they get down to some solid wrestling. A frustrated O, tries to use a shortcut, punching Smiley on the break, and Norman blocks it and drills Barry right in the mush....in the end it is Norman's finisher NORMAN'S CONQUEST that pins Barry.

MILT: Norman Smiley gets the duke in our first match, congratulations to him, and better luck next time Barry O....folks keep it here, we'll be right back with more ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ......

*CH.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES*

MILT: Folks they are in the ring....let's get to it shall we??

"Iron" Mike Sharpe and Jake Milliman are featured in this one and it was all the big man from Canada Mike Sharpe...after some heavy power shots stun the popular Milliman...Sharpe uses his finisher SWINGING NECKBREAKER and gets the easy win as the crowd boos.

MILT: The 6 foot, 4 inch 282 lbs. Iron Mike Sharpe fans, more to come from him I can assure you.....Buddy Wolfe vs. Ed Boulder next....don't touch that dial!!!!

*P-Bay V.F.W Post #3476/Icktak's Salvage*

Back from the commercial break, it's right to the ring for Buddy Wolfe 6'1 260 from Blue Earth, MN vs San Francisco native 6'3 254 "Dizzy" Ed Boulder. In a very close and physical match these two fought hard. Both men had chances for a pin, but neither could get the job done, and this one ends in a DRAW.

MILT: Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling at its finest....what a display of athleticism from these two fine gentlemen. .....S.D. JONES defends the gold against Isaac the Impaler next.....keep it here fans!!!

*The Slippery Sealion Bar/BUNS N GUNS *

MILT: OUR TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT FOR THE APAPW CHAMPIONSHIP is sponsored exclusively by MOKOWSKI'S TAXIDERMY, 3500 Old Lodge Road #16, in Prudhoe Bay. Where this month they start their 6-week TAXIDERMY CLASS. This year's project will be the BEAVER. This class is open to everyone ages 13 and up. Teens, Men and even bored housewives can learn how to stuff a Beaver in this 6-week step-by-step process. Cost is 250 dollars per student and MOKOWSKI'S TAXIDERMY will provide all the supplies...even the beaver!!....oh....boy....let's get this match started whatta ya say....

Isaac the Impaler is in the ring, jawing with the crowd as S.D. Jones the champion comes out to ring with the crowd cheering loudly.....Jones hands the belt to the referee, and his jacket to the ringside attendant. .....the ref gives the instructions and pats down the 2 participants and the bell rings...after the initial lock-up, Isaac quickly puts Jones in a headlock, and thrusts his fingers into the champ's windpipe. Down goes Jones and Isaac puts his boot on S.D.'s throat and uses the ropes for extra leverage. ...he breaks the choke before the 5 count.....then puts his foot right back.....breaks again...then puts the boots to Jones kicking him out onto the floor. Isaac bodyslams Jones on the floor, rams his head on the apron....and tosses him back into the ring....

MILT: Fans...so far The Impaler has dominated our champion S.D. JONES. .....it is by no means over, but unfortunately we are out of time....we will show you the conclusion of this match next week, also The -4 HORSEMEN will be here as well....fans we will see you next week....SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)

[neilybob]

aw man hope isaac wins he needs some extra cash in his till. Otherwise beautifully done.

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 11/12/22

VIDEO FOOTAGE (1:30): *from last week* S.D. Jones defending his title has Isaac in a Sleeper in the middle of the ring....the ref raises The Impaler's arm twice, both times it falls directly down.....then he tries it for the third and final time....Isaac raises his arm...and in desperation charges towards the turnbuckle and hits it full speed, as he does he ducks between the pads, and Jones hits hard smashing his head onto the top of the ringpost....and tumbles backwards to the mat, Isaac covers hooks the leg, 1....2......3.....the winner and new APAPW CHAMPION...Isaac the Impaler!!!......

(Voice Over ): It's another SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY!!!! Time for another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ..here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson......(crowd cheers)

MILT: WE have so much to cover tonight we decided to start right off with what went down last week.......(Isaac storms in, the belt over his shoulder, the crowds boos loudly)

ISAAC: I told you Hanson, I told you all (pointing towards the crowd)...it was just a matter of time until "The cream rose to the top!" (pats the belt).....the Age of the Impaler has now begun....You haven't witnessed anything yet.....(Isaac exits. ...)

MILT: Ho boy....glad he's so humble (rolls his eyes)..only time will tell how long Isaac can stay on top here against the great roster of talent here in ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...we have Tommy Angel vs Iron Mike Sharpe in tonight's main event.....plus the long awaited arrival of Kenny Jay, Keith Steinborn and The Mulkey Brothers. ..THE NEGATIVE 4 HORSEMEN and their learned manager Dr. Jerry Graham Jr....all coming up....and it all starts after these messages from our donating sponsors. ....

*P-BAY VFW POST#3476/ KROHLS GROCERY*

MILT: Welcome back fans, our first match of the evening is brought to you exclusively by Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank Store, 108 Knobby Pine Blvd., Prudhoe Bay. Now is the time to get them snow shovels, salt, ice scrapers etc....etc....we have already had our first big snow, and that means prices of these necessary items are now 50% higher...bad for you, great for Lil Ernie. Come get'em before the price goes up again, and remember " If Lil Ernie doesn't have it, you damn well don't need it.".....let's go to the ring. ..

Rusty Brooks 5'11 342, Denton TX and Dirty Ernie 6'0 250, The Pacific NW. Dirty Ernie tries everything in his dirty "bag of tricks", to bring the massive Brooks down. But Rusty is just too much to handle in this one. After a back and forth struggle.....Brooks uses his "RUSTY BROOKS SPECIAL" and gets....the win.

MILT: Hey how about that folks (crowd chants RUSTY) Brooks with the win....refreshing to see a man win without taking the low road....folks we got another doozy on the way.....don't touch that dial! .......

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/ACME PAWN*

We come back from the break and standing next to Milt is a man in a cheap polyester tuxedo wearing sunglasses. ...

MILT: Here he is the world renowned, self proclaimed " World's Smartest Man" and the brains behind the men known collectively as THE NEGATIVE 4 HORSEMEN. ....Dr. Jerry Graham. .....(grabs the mic)

Dr. Graham: Enough....Milt, you are relieved of your duties until I am finished. Next week this Lowly show, this pathetic excuse for a wrestling program.....is getting an upgrade. Let me introduce to you the NEXT BIG THING in pro wrestling. .....The Enforcer Keith Steinborn (enters and stands beside Graham)....The premier tag-team specialists The Mulkeys (enter).....and the most experienced member, a virtual Encyclopedia of wrestling knowledge....the one and only "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay. ....I give you the NEGATIVE 4 HORSEMEN. .....(crowd laughs and jeers)...shut up I know these men have struggled in the past....but now they are under my wisdom and guidance....and we are going to run roughshod over this company......beginning next week when The Mulkeys will debut...in an open tag-team challenge....so you in the back next week gut up and take your beating...we will be waiting in the ring.....Milt.....peasants (points towards the audience)....the pleasure has been all yours.....gentlemen let's depart this place for God's sake don't touch anything......(they make their exit, Milt steps back to the podium)

MILT: BEEN here five minutes, and I dislike them tremendously. ....folks Paul Ellering and Rick McGraw tangle .....right after this don't go anywhere. ......

*BUNS N GUNS/Ch. 58 OBITUARIES *

Back from commercial the bell rings, Ellering and McGraw shake hands.....the match starts. Lots of good chain wrestling ensues, as both men are evenly matched. McGraw uses his agility advantage to keep the powerful Ellering on the mat, and mostly ineffective...and in the end Rick pins Paul after an AIRPLANE SPIN.

MILT: Solid win in a very competitive contest for Mr. McGraw........with everything going on here, time's getting away from us our main event is next!!!!.....we will be right back....

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Leon's Gas & Service*

MILT: Time for our TELEVISION TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, brought to you tonight by Bob Kanuck's Used Cars,3500 County Rd 17 in P-Bay. This week's special is a 1972 Volkswagen Beetle....built for ALASKAN winters this baby has been lifted, has 40inch nobby tires...even a winch on the front. It comes with an AM radio, duct-taped rear-window,a real spare tire and only 265,000 actual miles.....and this week it's only $15,495 with approved credit...stop in a take it for a test drive....let's wrestle!!!

Tommy Angel and Iron Mike Sharpe do battle in the ring. At first it is all Angel, as he uses leverage and quickness to make Sharpe look bad. Mike's temper takes over and he pokes Tommy in the eyes and goes on the attack. He destroys Angel after taking the match over pinning him with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER.

MILT: Wow that was brutal and ugly, Tommy's tough hopefully he will bounce back quickly from this setback.Fans....next Saturday THE MULKEYS debut....and we hope to see you all again right here next week......SO LONG ERRYBODY!!

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)

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NEW EPISODE 11/19/2022

(Voice Over ): It's SATURDAY NIGHT PRUDHOE BAY!!!! Time for another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ..here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson......(crowd cheers)

MILT: HI there wrestling fans, in studio and at home, thanks for tuning in. Tonight's Main Event, we will witness the in-ring debut of The Mulkeys, the "tag-team specialists" of the Negative Four Horsemen led by Dr. Jerry Graham Jr. in an open challenge to anyone in the back....that should be interesting...also this bit of news on next week's broadcast our newly crowned APAPW CHAMPION Isaac the Impaler will be in action, taking on "Jammin" Mitch Snow, and Dr. Jerry Graham will also be featured as his ENFORCER Keith Steinborn will debut......our first match will get underway after these commercial messages from our donating sponsors.....

*Icktak's Salvage/Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank*

MILT: Folks, before we hit the ring, this match is sponsored exclusively by P-Bay's only legal Gentlemen's Club and Shooting range....BUNS N GUNS 3100 Whitetail Ave. in Prudhoe Bay. Where we regret to inform you that due to local,state and federal health regulations, we had to cancel our THANKSGIVING BUFFET IN THE BUFF Event...so here's the our new Thanksgiving event.... No Cover charge,50-cent tap beers and $5 lap dances Thanksgiving Day from 6am-4pm....only at BUNS N GUNS!!!...now let's wrestle. ...

Former ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING CHAMPION, S.D. JONES starts the show off with a thorough dismantling of his opponent Barry O. After a brief offensive burst by O, Barry makes the mistake of trying to headbutt Jones. He winds up knocking himself loopy, and Jones pins him as the crowd cheers wildly.

MILT: BIG bounce-back win for the ever popular S.D. JONES, and Barry O certainly wasn't using his "head" in this match. ...folks George South and El Bracero are next.....don't you go anywhere!!!

**Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES**

Back from commercial, the bell rings and George South and Mexican star El Bracero are in the ring ......ready to mix it up. Bracero is simply to swift for South. He twists George into a human pretzel with holds and counter-holds. South embarrassed and frustrated plants a fist into the mush of his opponent and puts the boots to him. Bracero battles back with some fisticuffs of his own...then after a series of dropkicks puts South on his back....Bracero uses a RUNNING ELBOW DROP....for the pin.

MILT: Jose Martinez, El Bracero ladies and gents...wow what an exhibition of agility and skill....better luck next time Mr. South.... fans we will be right back with more great wrestling action. .....

**ACME PAWN/Bob Kanuck's Used Cars**

MILT: BIG Mulkey BROTHERS debut coming up, still no word on who has stepped up to accept the open challenge. We have been told that a team has...we will have to wait to see who that team is......but first Wolfman Farkus will wrestle Buddy Wolfe....let's do this.....

Buddy Wolfe 6'1 260, Blue Earth MN is in the ring ready to do battle with Wolfman Farkus 6'2 250, from The Wilds of Canada. Farkus is even crazier than normal and jumps Wolfe, clubbing him to the mat. He drops down and bites Buddy's ear! Wolfe kicks and screams as the ref counts and Farkus refuses to let go...finally breaking on the 4 count, Farkus stomps Wolfe's head....then chokes him with his boot....after several attempts to get Farkus to break....the ref disqualifies him. Farkus continues his assault until.....SD JONES charges out from the back and delivers a Headbutt that sends Farkus to the mat, he exits the ring in a hurry, howling and holding his head.

MILT: Thank goodness along came Jones....isn't that a song? Anyhoo SD comes to the aid of Buddy Wolfe and sends The Wolfman packing.....TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT IS NEXT!!!!!.....keep it here....

*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Slippery Sealion Bar*

We come back to see The Mulkeys in the ring....and Dr. JERRY GRAHAM at the podium with Milt.

Dr. Graham: There in the ring are the ultimate tag-team specialists in the world today Bill and Randy Mulkey...and as you can see nobody has come ou.....( before he can finish PAT ROSE and RICK MCGRAW rush to the ring and all for men are duking it out) What cowardly attack.....(Milt is chuckling) ...oh you would think that was fair....I must go tend to my men.....(Graham heads to his teams corner)

The ref gets some order and Randy Mulkey, and Rick McGraw exit the ring and the bell sounds....Rose and Bill start things off. This match is not going well for the brothers Mulkey. Rose and McGraw tag in and out with precision and just plain out-wrestle both Randy and Bill...the Mulkeys never really provide any real resistance in this match. The crowd laughs as a frustrated Graham complains and throws a fit on the outside. Rose backs up to the ropes with Randy in a headlock and motions to the crowd his BULLDOG is about to happen....(Graham trips Rose from the outside and Pat stumbles to the mat, and Randy somehow manages to fall on top for the cover and the 1,2,3.....Graham rushes in and raises his team's arms in VICTORY ....as the crowd boos!!!!

MILT: FOLKS what an unbelievable turn of events....your winners are The Mulkeys!?... By the way tonight's main event was sponsored by Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge #1703, 400 Snowdrift Ave, where you are all cordially invited to their ANNUAL PRE-TURKEY DAY ROADKILL POTLUCK DINNER this Wednesday from 4pm to 8pm. That is gonna be it for this edition, fans we will see you again right here next week for more ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. SO LONG ERRYBODY. .....for the love of Pete...

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)

[neilybob]

Great stuff in this card. Go Isaac the champ.

[gnw2022]

Nov 7, 2022 1:48:45 GMT -5 neilybob said:

aw man hope isaac wins he needs some extra cash in his till. Otherwise beautifully done.

Thanks for the feedback, glad you are watching!!!!

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NEW EPISODE!!! 11/26/2022

(Voice Over ): It's SATURDAY NIGHT PRUDHOE BAY!!!! Time for another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Channel 58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson....take'er away Milt!!.....

MILT: Well hidy ho errybody, on behalf of everyone here at the station including our Programming Director/Owner/Station Manager and APAPW Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman, l hope all of you had a most excellent THANKSGIVING...yes even you Johnny Rodz (Milt winks, and the crowd boos)....settle down you guys over there in the peanut gallery (chuckles)...we have got one heck of an hour for you all tonight! Culminating in our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT APAPW CHAMP Isaac the Impaler defends against the ever popular youngster "Jammin" Mitch Snow...(crowd hoots and hollers their approval)..our first match is next....keep it here folks, we'll be right back.......

Ch.58 Weather Watch/Leon's Gas and Service

MILT: WE are back from commercial and read to go....(Ed Boulder enters and stands next to Milt).

BOULDER: I can't trust you Milt, so let me do the honors....LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. ...making his APAPW debut my personal friend and tag-team partner extraordinaire, from California just like yours truly. ...JOHNNY ACE....(Ace makes his way to the ring and Boulder joins him)

MILT (clears his throat): With that bit of bravado finished , our opening match is brought to you by our newest donating sponsor, FOOK YU's China House Restaurant, 1278 Half Shell Blvd. right here in P-Bay! During their grand opening this week only, with every entree purchased you will receive a free sample of SUM YUNG GUI....(awkward silence) okay......let's go to the ring shall we?

Johhny Ace makes his debut against the despicable Johnny Rodz. ...Rodz had no answer to Ace's obvious power advantage and after a little resistance from "The Unpredictable One" ACE uses a Power Bomb to finish the job.

MILT: Successful debut for Johnny Ace, looks like there might be a new tag-team in town as well. ....folks Rocky Stone and Tony Leone are next....don't touch that dial!!!!

**Krohls Grocery/Slippery Sealion Bar**

Back from commercial we go straight to the ring where Tony Leone 6'0 243 from New York City, is ready to square off with Tom "Rocky " Stone 5'11 246, Baton Rouge Louisiana. This match unfortunately for Stone disintegrates quickly into a fight for survival. LEONE cuts every corner imaginable on his way to victory. After a clothesline LEONE pins ROCKY with the aid of his feet on the ropes.

MILT: Sorry state of affairs, fans I apologize for that sad example of sportsmanship and wrestling....folks THE NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN's Enforcer Keith Steinborn is up next...keep it here won't you?......

**Icktak's Salvage/BUNS-N-GUNS**

MILT: As advertised Dr. Jerry Graham is in the ring with his man Keith Steinborn. ....and his opponent tonight Barry O, is also in the ring..let's do this!!!!

Graham removes Steinborn's robe and exits the ring...Barry O does a little stretching and the bell sounds. ....Barry is having his best APAPW match ever and is easily outwrestling Keith, much to Graham's dismay. Dr. GRAHAM interferes several times keeping Steinborn from being pinned....in desperation he motions to the back.....Kenny Jay rushes to the ring....and they both stomp on Barry O. The referee disqualifies STEINBORN.

MILT: An inauspicious debut for what Dr. Graham has called his "ENFORCER" Keith Steinborn, being saved by The Sodbuster. .what an awful turn of events, but Barry still is declared the winner....our main event is next after these commercial messages. ..

*Bob Kanuck's Used Cars/P.B.V.F.W #3476*

Milt: Time's getting away from us. ....our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is sponsored by Darcy's IGLOO Motel 1360 Beaver Trail Rd, Prudhoe Bay. .....where Darcy is proud to announce the remodeling is finished! Not only has the semi-crash damage been fixed, they now have INDOOR PLUMBING, and also now offer a FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST...served from 5am-8am. Please call ahead to find out which continent is featured each week. ....at Darcy's IGLOO Motel. .......

In the ring young star Mitch Snow waits for the APAPW champion Isaac to hit the ring....Isaac emerges from the back....belt slung over his shoulder jawing with the crowd as he enters. After all the formalities are concluded...this match gets underway. Snow's quickness is evident and after a series of beals, arm drags and snap mares, a very agitated and confused ISAAC powders out, complaining about his hair being pulled (he has none)...and the ref starts his count...Isaac gets up on the apron manages to grab Mitch by the head and drops his throat on the top rope, causing him to flip backwards. Isaac seizes the opportunity to rush back into the ring and takes over control of the match. After some stomps, he drops down and starts choking young Snow....

MILT: FANS, this is a wild one for sure, and as much as we hate to, we gotta sign off here. As per usual we will bring you the exciting conclusion at the beginning of next week's show. ......Until next week. ......SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!.....

(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)