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Post by victoryroll84 on Nov 28, 2022 19:06:04 GMT -5
Finally got all caught up with your fed gnw! Loving this whole set up you got cooking -4 Horsemen are a blast! Well done looking forward to more  |
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Post by TTX on Nov 28, 2022 19:41:17 GMT -5
Nothing like grabbing some hamburger buns and ammunition at the same time. Oh and some other stuff happened which was fun.
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Post by gnw2022 on Nov 30, 2022 0:57:08 GMT -5
Finally got all caught up with your fed gnw! Loving this whole set up you got cooking -4 Horsemen are a blast! Well done looking forward to more Thank you....for tuning in!! |
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Post by gnw2022 on Nov 30, 2022 0:59:36 GMT -5
Nothing like grabbing some hamburger buns and ammunition at the same time. Oh and some other stuff happened which was fun. Thanks....BTW BUNS-N-GUNS is Alaska's only licensed and legal Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range....and thanks for tuning in!! |
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Post by gnw2022 on Dec 5, 2022 1:43:03 GMT -5
NEW EPISODE!!! 12/3/2022
(Voice Over ): It's SATURDAY NIGHT PRUDHOE BAY!!!! Time for another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Channel 58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson....take'er away Milt!!.....
MILT: Good Evening wrestling fans, here in studio and of course those watching from home as well! We are so glad you are with us tonight and every Saturday night when ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING is on the ole airwaves...(capacity crowd of 10 roars)...ONE PROGRAM NOTE: THIS PROGRAM WILL BE ON HIATUS AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW UNTIL SAT. DEC. 31ST, so that we may bring you all of our ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PROGRAMMING....(crowd boos)...Hey pipe down over there it isn't any of my doing...so please enjoy all the holiday crap, ooops I mean festive programming and we will be back on NEW YEAR'S EVE where we will bring in the new year with a BANG...lots of action in store for you tonight, our time remaining MAIN EVENT finally Steve Lombardi, will get his hands on the bane of his tenure here in the APAPW....Johnny Rodz!!!... but before we go to commercial let's show you what happened in last week's main event.....
VIDEO FOOTAGE (3:30): APAPW champ Isaac the Impaler, is continuing to pound away on young Mitch Snow, breaking just in time to avoid disqualification on the dirty tactics. The match ends when Isaac uses his IMPALER...and Snow is pinned...Isaac hold his belt up as the crowd heartily boos him until he leaves the ring area...(go to commercial).
**Ch.58 Weather Watch/Krohls Grocery**
MILT: We are back, our first contest tonight is sponsored exclusively by, donating sponsor Leon's Gas and Service 417 E. 2nd St. downtown Prudhoe Bay! Come celebrate Christmas with Leon! In honor of the season, Leon has lowered the bathroom entry fee from .50 to .45, friends that is a 10% discount good until the end of December! And as an added bonus you'll receive free of charge with every fuel purchase of $20 or more...a free LEON'S pine scented Christmas tree car air freshener!, while supplies last...MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM LEON'S GAS AND SERVICE. ...let's wrestle!!!
Tommy Angel and Wolfman Farkus get things going tonight, with a hotly contested match. Angel impresses early with his grappling skills. Farkus is as crazy as ever and tosses Angel through the ropes crashing into the ringside camera-man ....Tommy is down and is counted out by the ref.....
MILT: Nobody here Claps for the Wolfman as he wins here tonight....Milliman and Ellering up next.....don't touch that dial!!!!
**Ch.58 Obituaries/Fook Yu's China House**
Back from the break we hear the bell, and the match between Jake Milliman and Paul Ellering gets underway as the two men lock up. Ellering's power advantage was hard for Jake to counter, and Paul tossed the Milkman every which way in this match. Using powerholds to wear Milliman down, Ellering finally gets the 1,2,3, after a Powerslam and a knee drop combination.
MILT: The pride of Melrose Minnesota Paul Ellering wins again....what a physique on that guy huh.....after the break Iron Mike Sharpe and Pat Rose tangle in this very ring.....keep it here!!!
**Icktak's Salvage/Emmet's Outdoor Inc.**
MILT: Back with more great wrestling action, but I need to remind you all again.....WE WILL BE ON HIATUS due to special holiday programs taking this time-slot starting next Saturday and continuing until 12/31/22 when we return with a new episode of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. MERRY CHRISTMAS from all of us at APAPW and CH. 58 KPBA.....let's go ringside. ..
"Iron" Mike Sharpe 6'4 282, 🇨🇦, versus Pat Rose 5'10 240, Trenton GA. The ever popular Rose uses his quickness to embarrass the powerful, but lumbering Sharpe. But, Mike finally catches Rose with a couple of stiff kicks, then it is all the big man... and he pins a fatigued and beatdown Pat Rose, with his SWINGING NECKBREAKER.
(Sharpe strolls over to the podium and shoos Milt away...) Is that the best this lousy company has to offer? (points to the ring where Rose is getting medical help)...I thought AMERICANS were tough...if that is the case then this here CANADIAN is damn nigh indestructible!!!...line them up APAPW. .....and I'll knock'em down. ....(Sharpe storms off with the crowd booing him loudly)
(break to commercial)
**Darcy's IGLOO Motel/ACME PAWN**
MILT: Fans it is TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT time....(crowds cheers) and Steve Lombardi will finally get his chance at revenge.....this poor man has been hospitalized twice via sneak attack from none other than Johnny Rodz. ...this match is sponsored exclusively by THE SLIPPERY SEALION BAR AND GRILL, who cordially invite you all, who are of legal drinking age that is, to their ANNUAL CHRISTMAS EGGNOG CONTEST....Dec. 20th 8pm/2am....bring in your concoction and you might win the $1,000 prize for the best NOG!....let's go to the ring. ......
Steve Lombardi is pacing around in the ring waiting for Rodz to appear......after about 2 minutes of waiting he storms towards the back....as he nears the curtain to the back area...Rodz races through the curtain with a chair and hits Lombardi with it....Steve crumples to the floor and Rodz put the boots to him good. JOHNNY slams Lombardi on the floor, then drags him up the aisle to the ring...
MILT: HOLY MOLEY folks, this isn't what Mr. LOMBARDI had in mind I am sure, he is getting his tail kicked again by The Unpredictable One.....(crowd boos loudly as the ref asks for the bell and declares NO CONTEST)...Folks have a MERRY Christmas, we will see you back here on Dec. 31st...with more ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ..(camera shows Rodz using a chair again on a down and bloody Lombardi. ..)...So long ERRYBODY!!!....somebody help this poor man!
(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll. ...fade out.)
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Post by neilybob on Dec 5, 2022 5:46:38 GMT -5
Good stuff as usual. Roll on man.
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Post by gnw2022 on Dec 25, 2022 3:01:14 GMT -5
KPBA CH.58 12/24/2022
ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING
ANNOUNCEMENT
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(Voice-over)
Happy Holidays Prudhoe Bay!!! Here direct from STUDIO A , is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson with a program reminder......
Milt: Hidy ho wrestling fans, we hope your holiday season has been magical so far. All of us here at channel #58 also hope you are enjoying the annual Christmas programming as well. Those of you jonesing for the return of APAPW wrestling, fear not! We return to the airwaves Saturday December 31st....at our regularly scheduled time 11pm- Sign Off...with approximately one full hour of exciting wrestling action! We hope you enjoy the rest of the holiday season, and hope to see you for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, and our triumphant return on Dec. 31st....now we return back to the Yukon National BLIND Tobogganing Relay Championships........
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2022 19:27:28 GMT -5
Looking forward to it, love me some APAPW!
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Post by gnw2022 on Dec 31, 2022 23:41:04 GMT -5
NEW EPISODE!!!! 12/31/2022
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(Voice-over) It's SATURDAY NIGHT PRUDHOE BAY!!! And time once again for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING...and fresh from his holiday break is P-Bay's favorite son, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA 58 Sports Anchor ...Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!...taker away Milt...(crowds cheers)
MILT: My ....oh my folks I haven't had an ovation like that since I scored that winning overtime goal against FAIRBANKS NORTH High School to win my 4th State championship back in '74....thanks so much! Hidy ho to you watching from home as well we are glad to be back....One program change, APAPW CHAMP Isaac the Impaler, is not here to wrestle tonight...he has been stuck at the Seattle Regional Airport since Thursday, thanks to our "friends" at SOUTHWEST AIRLINES...but he will be back to defend the belt next week ....We do however, have a full card of action, including the debut of NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMAN ....formerly "The Sodbuster".... now wanting to be called "The Encyclopedia of Wrestling "....oh boy.....Kenny Jay who will grapple his former friend and tag-team partner fan favorite Jake Milliman in our television time remaining MAIN EVENT!!!....but first up it is Pat Rose vs Mr. X...right after these commercial messages....
*Ch.58 Weather Watch /ACME PAWN*
MILT: Fans welcome back, let's get to some wrestling! Our opening contest is brought exclusively by donating sponsor KROHLS Grocery, 413 Main St., right here in good 'ol Prudhoe Bay. They want to remind you what follows New Year's Eve.....NEW YEAR'S DAY...and of course HANGOVERS. Get to Krohls and get those trusty remedies. ...they are selling 2 for 1's on Pepto Bismol and Alka-Seltzer products (limit 2) in the Health and Beauty aisle.....and 25% OFF the "Hair of the Dog" remedies in our Liquor Store. Krohls Grocery PRUDHOE BAY. ...let's wrestle!!
Pat Rose vs Mr. X. It was almost X's night.....almost. He dominates the action early on stunning Rose, and even getting a 2-count after a pin attempt following a BIG ELBOW. But the "Georgia Cowboy" makes a comeback, eventually pinning X with a "bone-crunching" BULLDOG......
MILT: It is damn good to be back, and what a first match huh?....(capacity crowd (10), roars in approval)....we are gonna keep things moving, up after the break, Iron Mike Sharpe and Rusty Brooks. ....don't you touch that dial!!
*Slippery Sealion Bar/BUNS-N-GUNS*
Back from break we are already in the ring.....
Rusty Brooks 5'11 342, Denton TX vs "Iron" Mike Sharpe 6'4 282, Canada. In the beginning Brooks's immense girth proves frustrating for Sharpe. After Brooks slams Mike to the mat, Sharpe was unsuccessful in his attempt to slam Rusty, the Canadian leaves the ring briefly to collect himself. Once the match commences again, the tide changes after a low blow by Sharpe. He then cuts enough corners to dominate Brooks the rest of the match. He pins Rusty after a PILEDRIVER. AFTERWARDS Sharpe stands in the ring hollering he wants some real competition as the boo birds rain down from the crowd...
MILT: Tough night for Rusty, and I am sure Mr. Sharpe's wishes will be granted in the coming weeks...but be careful what you wish for Iron Mike....Fans we will be right back. .....
*Icktak's Salvage/CH.58 OBITUARIES*
MILT: Barry O and Rick McGraw, let's do this....
In a very back and forth contest, both O and McGraw showed their wares. Despite several attempts by both men, neither one could get a pin...this match ends in a DRAW.
MILT: Good solid wrestling, as we like it...great showing by both Barry O and one "Quickdraw " McGraw. .....MAIN EVENT is next.....keep that dial here...on KPBA 58....
*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Bob Kanuck's Used Cars *
MILT: Folks we have to sign off five minutes early so PRUDHOE BAY can ring in the New Year watching station Owner Jonathan Riggleman's Ball Drop....no time to explain you know what I mean, this time remaining MAIN EVENT if not finished we will show you the result next week...is exclusively sponsored by our newest donating sponsor Pfister Proctology Associates, 2601 Med Prkwy Suite #2. With all the rich holiday party foods and meals, do you have something wrong with your personal plumbing, that you can't quite put your finger on....fear not Dr. Myron Pfister and his experienced staff CAN!...make an appointment soon he can make you a HOLE LOT BETTER....let's wrestle. .....Dr. Jerry Graham rushes to the podium and grabs the mic..
Graham: Hicks and Hickettes, put your hands together for the most experienced wrestler in the sport today...he has forgotten more than most wrestlers will ever learn...the One....the Only ....THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WRESTLING. ...THE MAN.... KENNY JAY!!! (hands mic back to Milt and goes ringside to remove Kenny's rhinestone robe, and Jake Milliman is introduced).....
The bells rings and we are underway, Milliman once a good friend and tag-team partner, extends his hand in friendship, but gets slapped across the face by Jay....Jake tries again, but gets the same result. FINALLY his temper raised the two men trade closed fists...as the crowd urges them on. After a huge right-hook drops Kenny to the canvas....Graham pulls him out of the ring for a breather and some advice.......he nods his head as he listens....then slowly returns to the ring, where the two men lock up collar and elbow in the center of the ring...
MILT : Folks we are less than 3 minutes to the New Year....5 minutes from station sign-off which means we've got to go.....we will bring you this match in its entirety on next week's broadcast. ......Happy New Year from APAPW. ..so long ERRYBODY!!!!....
(North To Alaska plays as end credits roll.)
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Post by gnw2022 on Jan 7, 2023 20:22:19 GMT -5
NEW EPISODE!!!! 1/7/2023
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(Voice-over) It's SATURDAY NIGHT PRUDHOE BAY!!! And time once again for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING...HERE'S P-Bay's favorite son, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA 58 Sports Anchor ...Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!...taker away Milt...(crowds cheers)
MILT: HIDY HO fans and welcome, lots of ground to cover tonight so let's not dawdle, our A.P.A.P.W CHAMPION ISAAC THE IMPALER, will be defending the title in our main event against the challenger Tommy Angel!....first order of business we need to roll the ending portion of last week's main event, then after the break...our opening match tonight between Steve Lombardi and Wolfman Farkus will commence tonight's festivities. ...roll the video-tape if you please!
VIDEO FOOTAGE (3:45): Kenny Jay re-enters the ring and calls for a "Test of Strength" with Jake Milliman.....but as Jake engages the hold, the Sodbuster kicks him in the groin.....he then proceeds to stomp and kick the downed Milliman. After a couple of failed pin attempts by Kenny, Jake (with the backing of the crowd) fights his way back....Eventually with Kenny on the mat, Milliman climbs to the second turnbuckle to deliver his SECOND ROPE HEADBUTT...when a desperate Dr. Jerry Graham jumps up on the apron and shoves Miliman off the turnbuckle!...then Graham enters the ring and puts his penny-loafers to work on Jake. The ref calls for the bell....and NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMAN ....KENNY JAY is disqualified!!........(cut to commercial)
*CH.58 Weather Watch/Emmet's Outdoor Inc.*
MILT: Back from break, one programming note, next week's broadcast will be a doozy, as THE NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN are the featured wrestlers in all the matches including the main event where NEGATIVE HORSEMEN tag-team specialists THE MULKEYS will battle S.D. JONES and El Bracero!!....(crowd roars in approval)...our first match tonight is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor FOOK YU'S China House Restaurant, 1278 Halfshell Blvd. Downtown Prudhoe Bay. They want everyone to know their doors are OPEN FOR BUSINESS once again! The State and County Health Departments, have determined that their Tuesday Menu Special does indeed contain CHICKEN!...and to avoid any further confusion, they are renaming the dish. It will no-longer be called "PERSIAN FRIED RICE" (after the region it originates from, mistakenly thought to be named after the CAT breed).... it will be changed on the menu to just "CHICKEN FRIED RICE ". Oh boy....let's wrestle. .....
In a wildly entertaining match, Wolfman Farkus tangles with Steve Lombardi. After an impressive start by Steve, Farkus uses his punch,bite,kick then bite again offense to take over the match. After wearing Lombardi down Farkus surprisingly uses a HANGING NECKBREAKER to put his young opponent away.....
MILT: Didn't see that "wrestling" move coming from Farkus, maybe just maybe, he is becoming a little more domesticated....only time will tell.....fan favorites El Bracero and Buddy Wolfe are next....come back won't you....
*Bob Kanuck's Used Cars/Krohls Grocery*
Back from commercial we are in the ring and ready for action.....El Bracero and Buddy Wolfe. A very fast paced match pitting Bracero's high-flying style against Wolfe's aggressive but clean physical style. In the end Bracero's quickness gave him the edge in this one. He pins Buddy after a MISSLE SPLASH from the top turnbuckle. ....
MILT: THAT special flare that Bracero brings to the ring is something to behold.....and you have to admire Wolfe's grit as well....The CALIFORNIA DREAMERS make their tag-team debut next.....don't touch that dial!!!
*Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank/Icktak's Salvage*
MILT: Fans we are back....and in the ring George South and Tony Leone are waiting...("California Dreaming" by the Mamas and Poppas plays)...and here comes their opponents Dizzy Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace...THE CALIFORNIA DREAMERS....
Boulder and Ace rush the ring, slide under the ropes and start wailing on South and Leone. After tossing South out to the floor, they double-teamed Leone, putting him away after a double clothesline followed by POWERBOMB from Johnny Ace.....
MILT: What an explosive debut by these two men....Boulder and Ace......(they make their way to the podium)
Boulder: You know MILT, the guys in the back, are sick and tired of hearing about these HORSE#$%*! Horsemen....listen up MULKEYS sooner or later you will have to face me and Ace! Tell'em bro....
Ace:.............yeah.....(The Dreamers exit)
MILT: One a Man of few words but big actions , the other plenty of both....look out -4 HORSEMEN....the competition just went up a notch here in APAPW. .... our championship main event is next.....WE'LL be right back!!!
*CH.58 OBITUARIES/Community Calendar*
MILT: Get ready ERRYBODY, tonight's time remaining MAIN EVENT is brought to you exclusively by our donating sponsor BUNS-N-GUNS, P-BAY'S only legal Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range, 3100 Whitetail Ave. right here in P-Bay. As you know "Large Marge" suffered a terrible stripper-pole injury on New Year's Eve...(crowd gasps)....rest assured she is on the mend...but she needs our help. This Tuesday 10% of every paid lap-dance, and 5% of all dancer's tips, along with the $10 cover charge, will be donated to Marge to cover the medical cost of her hip-replacement,and cover repairs made to our main stage area...plus every $5 donation will get you 5 rounds of ammo (your choice of caliber) to shoot in our Shooting range. BUNS N GUNS thanks you all in advance...and of course so does LARGE MARGE......LET'S GO RINGSIDE. ..........
In the ring....Tommy Angel waits....then APAPW CHAMP ISAAC charges from the back....and the crowd boos in disapproval. ....Isaac jumps on the apron and spits at Tommy who rushes at Isaac...the Impaler grabs Tommy by the head and drops his throat on the top rope slingshotting Angel backwards onto the canvas.....Isaac then enters the ring, and puts his foot on Angel's neck....as the ref counts....breaking on 4....Isaac pulls Tommy up and Irish whips him into the rope, Tommy comes off and is leveled by a double-thrust to the neck.....followed by a leg drop....and a cover....Isaac doesn't hook the leg, Angel kicks out barely at two and a half...Isaac goes right back on the attack.......
MILT: Folks there just isn't enough time for this one....we will bring the ending to you on next week's episode. ......until then be safe and....So long ERRYBODY!!!......what in the blazes. .....oh my.
("North To Alaska" by Johnny Horton, plays as end credits roll.)
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