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Post by gnw2022 on Jan 12, 2023 1:37:23 GMT -5
APAPW PROGRAM UPDATE
(run spot during Ch.58 Noon News....1/11/2023).............
(Voice Over):
From the KPBA SPORTS newsdesk here's CH.58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson
MILT: Hidy ho errybody, hope you're having an acceptable Hump Day.... I also hope the rest of the week is even better! Got some APAPW news for you. Of course we hope you join us each and every Saturday, when we are broadcasting that is...for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.......11PM - 12AM (SIGN-OFF), ....Our Station Owner/ Programming Director/Station Manager and APAPW Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman has this announcement he wishes me to relay to all of you our great fans.....(Opens a manilla envelope pulls out a letter).....oh my........(clears his throat)
Great wrestling fans of APAPW, I wish to announce the roster changes that I have made as we enter our 2nd fantastic year on the air here on P-Bay #58......the following wrestlers by one means or another (personal request, executive decision....etcetera, etcetera) have been released from their contracts with APAPW.......we wish them well.....
Barry O
Rusty Brooks
Norman Smiley
Steve Lombardi
Paul Ellering
Jake Milliman
Mitch Snow
Johnny Rodz
Rick McGraw..............with that bit of business finished we are proud to welcome the new incoming talent signed over the past couple of weeks....we are pleased to welcome our newest competitors to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING....good luck gentlemen....
The Gladiator
Lord Zoltan
"The Belgian Brawler" Dupae Rupa
Ernest "The Cat" Miller
Joe Turco
George Welles
Ric McCord
"Tex" MacKenzie
and last but not least Rocky Kernoodle....we hope you men will be successful here in the APAPW....again please tune in this Saturday for another exciting "hourish" of professional wrestling right here on CH.58 KBPA....until then so long ERRYBODY. .....time to send it back to our Weatherman......Chuck Raines....with the latest weather report......(cut to Weather desk)
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Post by neilybob on Jan 12, 2023 5:16:40 GMT -5
Very Excellent news for your fed my man.
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Post by gnw2022 on Jan 13, 2023 20:27:33 GMT -5
Very Excellent news for your fed my man. Thanks for tuning in....your feedback is always welcome!!!! |
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Post by neilybob on Jan 13, 2023 22:10:43 GMT -5
No prob bob.  |
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Post by gnw2022 on Jan 14, 2023 21:59:04 GMT -5
NEW EPISODE!!! 1/14/2023
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(Video Footage) 3:30
(Isaac and Tommy Angel: last week's show)
Isaac misses a clothesline and Angel dropkicks him to the mat. Isaac pops up and POW!...another dropkick catches him in the kisser and he tumbles through the ropes, to the floor and Tommy celebrates with the crowd...The APAPW champion is livid on the outside as the ref begins the countout.....Isaac throws his hands up......goes to the timekeeper's table retrieves his belt, and exits to the back.....ISAAC is counted out.......
(Voice-over ) IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT IN PRUDHOE BAY!!!...time for another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING....live from Studio A. ..here's your host, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson....
MILT: MY oh MY....what a ending last week!!! HIDY HO Errybody and welcome to another night of rip-roaring wrestling right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. Grab those brewskis and find your sofa's butt groove, you won't want to miss a minute of tonight's show. Tonight we feature the "Legends in their own Minds"....the always controversial, always disappointing NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMAN....even the "Brains" of the outfit Dr. Jerry Graham Jr. will don the tights for our viewing pleasure this evening (crowd bursts into laughter, as Milt's eyes roll)....as for our "Champion" Isaac the Impaler, after last week's debacle, APAPW Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman has decreed that next week Isaac and Tommy Angel will clash again...IF Isaac gets COUNTED-OUT or DISQUALIFIED he LOSES the title to Mr. Angel!!! (CROWD OF 10, ERUPTS WITH GLEE)...we will be right back with our first match, after these important messages. ....don't you go anywhere!!!
*Mokowski's Taxidermy/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*
Milt: Our opening contest is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Leon's Gas and Service, 417 E. 2ND St. right here in town! Leon would like to thank all his loyal customers by giving them a credit card sized ICE SCRAPER, with each fuel fill-up of 12 gallons or more, limit one per customer, and while supplies last. He also would like to recommend that nobody EAT THE BLUE MINTS from the Men's room. ....ohhhh boy.......let's go to the ring. ...
Dr. Jerry Graham Jr vs The Gladiator. Graham is accompanied to the ring by his "Enforcer" Keith Steinborn. Graham is strutting around the ring jawing with the crowd as the bell rings...the two men lock up. .....and the Gladiator beals the Dr. across the ring. Graham complains to the ref his tights were pulled, but the ref ain't having it....the two lock up again with the same result. The action finally starts and is pretty even. The Gladiator eventually goes for a pin on Graham after a GERMAN SUPLEX....but STEINBORN rushes in and puts the boots to the masked man, the ref disqualifies Graham.....they both put boots to the helpless Gladiator...then Graham/Steinborn go to the back....
MILT: I'd be lying if I said that was a shocking ending....but a win nonetheless for the debuting GLADIATOR. ...but I bet it doesn't feel like one...folks we will be right back....
*CH.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES *
Back from the commercial break , the bell rings and Keith Steinborn w/Graham ringside squares off against Dirty Ernie. STEINBORN tries to imtimidate Ernie with a full body flex and a growl, but Ernie laughs....incensed Keith bullrushes towards Ernie who raises his big boot right into Steinborn's mid-section. Ernie spends the next 2-3 minutes having his way with "The Enforcer"....as the crowd jeers a distraught Graham who paces on the outside. FINALLY after seeing enough, Graham motions to the back and here comes THE MULKEYS and SODBUSTER KENNY JAY. ....all hell breaks loose once again.....and the ref disqualifies STEINBORN. .....out from the back comes El Bracero and George South to give aid to the out-numbered ERNIE...........
MILT: FANS, I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but I am sensing a theme tonight.....THE NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN. ....can't win on their own merits....what a shame.......(Graham storms towards the podium)
Graham: Clearly your glasses need a stronger prescription MILT.....Steinborn was in complete control, and that miserable LUMBERJERK couldn't take getting his tail whipped. .....YOU HICKS SHUT UP (Graham yells at the jeering audience)....this night ain't over yet.....(Graham exits).....(cut to commercial as Milt gathers himself and picks the mic off the floor.)
*Icktak's Salvage/P.B.V.F.W Post #3476*
MILT: Order has been somewhat restored, let's wrestle.......
Pat Rose vs "The Encyclopedia of Wrestling" Sodbuster Kenny Jay. .....after dominating JAY the entire match, Rose gets robbed! Coming off the ropes, he is tripped by Graham from the outside, and Jay takes over. He gets the pin after executing a SODBUSTER SPIKE. ......
MILT: A picture speaks a thousand words fans, this night has been a travesty. .....our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, Horsemen Mulkeys vs. George South/Ric McCord is up next....
**Krohls Grocery/Slippery Sealion Bar**
MILT: MERCIFULLY fans we are almost through this "Showcase" edition here on APAPW ....more like a (BEEP)show, pardon my unprofessionalism but my patience has been stretched a bit tonight. IF time runs out we will of course show you the ending on next week's episode. ..and remember ISAAC vs Tommy Angel for the belt, a count-out or dq by the Impaler counts as a loss and the title will change hands....that is next week.....our MAIN EVENT tonight is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor BOB KANUCK'S USED CARS, 1100 County Rd. 17 in P-Bay. This week's special is 1966 Ford Falcon, needs some engine work, but starts, three tone exterior (blue,white and yellow)plus grey primer....480,000 actual miles. ....only $12,675 with $500 down payment and approved credit.....take it for a Test Push today?...at Bob Kanuck's Used Cars. ...... time to wrestle fans. .....
The Mulkeys are in the ring waiting, when South and McCord enter to the roar of the crowd....they quickly charge the ring and the Mulkeys bail. ......Graham gathers Randy/Bill pointing at South/McCord, and quietly whispering instructions to his men. Randy jumps up in the corner, as Bill enters the ring to start things against South. The Mulkeys hold their own for a while, then SOUTH and McCORD get clicking on all cylinders and the momentum is clearly theirs. Randy barely kicks out after a cover by Ric....who quickly gets up and tags South.....
MILT: Busy night folks....thanks for tuning in...we have to go, but will bring you the complete match next Saturday right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ......have a great week....So long for now ERRYBODY
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .......fade out. )
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Post by neilybob on Jan 15, 2023 0:53:56 GMT -5
Loving every minute of this silly stuff.
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Post by gnw2022 on Jan 16, 2023 19:09:54 GMT -5
Loving every minute of this silly stuff. Thanks for tuning in.....SUPERFAN!!! |
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Post by TTX on Jan 16, 2023 20:20:35 GMT -5
I admit, I come for the commercials and just enjoy any action as a bonus. Love how this fed is done.
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Post by gnw2022 on Jan 18, 2023 0:34:44 GMT -5
I admit, I come for the commercials and just enjoy any action as a bonus. Love how this fed is done. Thanks.....I'm having a blast doing it. Love your feedback. |
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Post by gnw2022 on Jan 22, 2023 4:45:35 GMT -5
NEW EPISODE!!! 1/21/2023
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(Video Footage) 8:30
The Mulkeys are in the ring waiting, when South and McCord enter to the roar of the crowd....they quickly charge the ring and the Mulkeys bail. ......Graham gathers Randy/Bill pointing at South/McCord, quietly whispering instructions to his men. Randy jumps up in the corner, as Bill enters the ring to start things against South. The Mulkeys hold their own for a while, then SOUTH and McCORD get clicking on all cylinders and the momentum is clearly theirs. Randy barely kicks out after a cover by Ric....who quickly gets up and tags South. They double clothesline Randy sending him crashing to the mat....AGAIN. South goes for the cover, as McCord heads off Bill Mulkey who jumps in to make a save. The ref drops down as South hooks the leg.....1....2....BEFORE he can tap the mat for the 3 count, Graham grabs the ref by the foot and pulls him out of the ring to the floor! ....the referee calls for the disqualification....and then Steinborn and Kenny Jay rush out and The -4 Horsemen beat down McCord and South...until the locker-room clears and the Horsemen bail....
(VOICE-OVER) : Another SATURDAY NIGHT in PRUDHOE BAY. ....which means another exciting hour of KBPA CH.58's ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!! Here to call all of the exciting action is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!!!
MILT: WOW....what an intro, and what a great crowd of fans here in studio tonight! I have never had 10 people clap and holler this robustly. ..thank you all very very much. Hidy ho to ERRYBODY watching from home as well. Tonight the APAPW champion Isaac will actually have to wrestle, as our main event is the rematch with Tommy Angel, and if the Impaler gets counted-out or disqualified he loses the belt to Mr. ANGEL (crowd cheers loudly) ...also later on I have an exciting announcement about the Tag-Team scene here in Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling. ....plus we have the debuts of Turco, Zoltan, Rupae and Rocky Kernodle all tonight.....in fact, Dupae Rupa and Mr. X will start things right after this commercial break. ......
*CH.58 Weather Watch/Moose Lodge #173*
Milt: Folks our opening match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Granny's Nook & Cranny Antiques, 102 N. Beard St., downtown Prudhoe Bay. Granny Shaw, is gonna show you EVERYTHING she has to offer....during the huge grand opening sale this week. You just never know what things old and musty, weathered and crusty Granny has tucked away in her nook......or her Cranny!....so come on over and take a peek!....okay.... that's disturbing.. let's wrestle. ....
The "Belgian Brawler" Dupae Rupa struts his way to the ring....where Mr. X patiently waits. Rupa waves off the ref, who's trying to pat him down. ..but finally allows him to do so. This match was back and forth early, but the Belgian's strength eventually wins the day as he pins X after a BELGIAN WAFFLE.
Milt: Strong showing by Rupa, but rest assured there will be stronger competition for him here, in the very near future....BRACERO and Turco are next....don't you go anywhere, we will be right back!!!
*Slippery Sealion Bar/Mokowski's Taxidermy*
Milt: Before we get to the next match.....Station Manager/Programming Director/Owner and APAPW Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman would like me to announce that beginning in February there will be Tournament to crown APAPW TELEVISION Tag-Team Champions...(crowds roars in approval)...we will have more on that subject next week, but it is certainly good news indeed. ....let's go ringside. ...
El Bracero 5'11 232 from Mexico City, Mexico takes on the debuting Joe Turco 6'0 238 from Cantania, Sicily. Bracero the agile flier starts fast, confusing the much slower Turco. Soon however Joe takes over after a Sucker Punch on the break. Seizing this opportunity Turco weakens Bracero with his SICILIAN CRAB...then finishes off the popular Mexican star with a PILEDRIVER.
Milt: Joe Turco certainly surprised us all with a solid albeit controversial win....don't forget Isaac the APAPW CHAMP and Tommy Angel is our main event. .....before that it will be Rocky Kernodle and Lord Zoltan....next....don't touch that dial!!!
*Krohls Grocery/Darcy's IGLOO Motel *
Back from commercial, the bell rings and the match between Kernodle and Zoltan gets underway. .....Rocky quickly uses a series of monkey-flips and a dropkick. ....and the strange and stunned Zoltan leaves the ring. He covers his ears as the crowd chants .....LOSER......LOSER....but finally Zoltan gets back into the ring. After feigning a handshake, he clocks Rocky up-side the head, then starts choking him with his wrist tape...after that he starts kicking Kernodle in his exposed ribs. But after kicking out of a "weak" cover by Zoltan.....Rocky makes a huge comeback, and pins Lord Zoltan after a CROSS BODY BLOCK....
Milt: Well, well, well ROCKY KERNODLE welcome to Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling. .....solid victory here tonight....I believe good things to come from that fine young man....MAIN EVENT is next....WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ....
*Bob Kanuck's Used Cars/ACME PAWN*
Milt: Our donating sponsor for tonight's MAIN EVENT is Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank, 108 Knobby Pine Blvd. here in P-Bay..... Do you often leave your significant other unsatisfied when it comes to your preformance in the bedroom?....well this week Lil Ernie has your salvation in his hands.....maybe you need a better TOOL....all this week at Ernie's you get a 12% discount on any tool you purchase....so tighten those NUTS on that creaking headboard....and make her happy, or maybe just SCREW her.....light switch covers securely. ...she will be happy and you have Lil Ernie to thank for it. ......remember If LIL ERNIE DOESN'T HAVE IT, YOU DAMN WELL DON'T NEED IT. ....... time to wrestle....if we don't have enough time we will bring you the ending next week......
Tommy Angel is pacing inside the ring, waiting for the APAPW champion Isaac the Impaler to make his entrance......Isaac storms out from the back....and the crowd is giving him the whatfor as gives them a blurry FINGER gesture...he enters the ring pointing at his belt and taunting Angel. The bell rings and Tommy drills the champ right between the eyes with a series of punches....sending him to the canvas....where he quickly rolls under the ropes to the outside. He complains to the referee, about closed fists...but the ref just continues the count.....Isaac gets up on the apron and Angel charges at him....he jumps back down to the floor. The ref directs Tommy to the far corner...and Isaac gets back into the ring....the two men lock up, Isaac gets Tommy in a headlock, turns fro the view of the ref....then thrusts his fingers into Tommy's throat.....Angel goes down to one knee and The Impaler puts a huge boot to the head of the challenger......
Milt: WE are running short on time for this week, we will keep the cameras rolling and bring you this match on next week's broadcast, until then SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .......fade out. )
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