ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

[victoryroll84]

The squire is now king of Alaska!! a great main event and wrestling card gnw

The California Dreamers vs Harris Brothers will be a hum dinger and I'm looking forward to reading the results on who takes the belts!

Thanks for another fun read man and Happy Thanksgiving to you

[neilybob21]

New champ great.

[gnw2022]

ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.............EP. 62
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(Voice-over ): Get ready P-BAY....as KPBA CHANNEL 58 presents another great hour of the state's #1,and only, wrestling program, ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!! And here with all the insight and play-by-play is Alaska's favorite son, Wasilla High School hockey legend, and KPBA Sports Anchor our very own, Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!.......(camera pans through the ringside area over to the podium where Milt stands mic in hand)......

MILT: A very big Hidy ho wrestling fans, it is great to be back with a real humdinger of a program! Tonight is stacked,Tex MacKenzie, Lenny Lane, El Bracero...the debut of the very nasty Brooklyn Brawler....and our main-event event....for the APAPW tag straps....CHAMPEENS Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace, our beloved California Dreamers defend against the Brothers Harris.....Ron and Don, The Bruise Brothers. ..(crowd boos loudly, for a packed house of 10)....we ain't got time to waste, El Bracero faces Barry O, right after these important messages from our donating sponsors...Keep it here folks!!!!....

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Pfister Proctology *

MILT: Welcome back...our first match tonight, is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Lowered Expectations, Dating Service, 666 Vultures Circle, here in the "Bay"...the Holidays can be a terrible time for the lonely and horny...LOWERED EXPECTATIONS might just be the cure for both! Join them for a night of Christmas cheer....on Dec. 20th at the Community Center. For a small entry fee for non-members $50, and free entry for registered members, (must RSVP)..you can enjoy some spiked Egg nog and nachos, plus dance the night away to the sounds of Hans Goldfarb and the Horny Toads....playing all the greatest Rock-n-Roll classics on accordian and kazoo! WHO knows how your night will end? Brought to you by the relationship experts at Lowered Expectations. ....let's wrestle!!

El Bracero and Barry O, hear the bell and lock up. In a fast paced exhibition of holds and counters, this is a solid match. Barry O gets 2 pin attempts (1 sunset flip, 1by suplex) but the fiery Mexican star El Bracero kicks out of both. After receiving some rough stuff from a frustrated Barry, El Bracero takes over the rest of the match, making his opponent submit using a SPINNING TOE HOLD .

MILT: I tell ya fans, that there El Bracero is getting better every week...I thought ol' Barry was gonna take it there for a moment, but that slippery son of a gun Bracero changed that in a hurry....MacKenzie tangles with Lenny Lane next.....don't touch that dial!!.....

*Fook Yu's China House Restaurant/Krohls Grocery*

Back from commercial, the bell rings and we are underway. ....Tex MacKenzie versus Lenny Lane. Tex fends off the early offensive attempts by Lane with relative ease. Lane then feigns a collar and elbow tie-up....instead he drops down a delivers a LOW-BLOW (no DQ), that drops Tex to the mat writhing in pain. Lane unleashes a flurry of brutal stomps, and elbows to the downed big man. Lenny pulls MacKenzie off the canvas, and tosses him over the top rope, Tex hits his head on the time-keeper's table and then the floor. Lenny Lane wins when MacKenzie is unable to beat the referee's count.

MILT: What the heck just happened....Lenny you'd best lay low a bit, I'm sure Tex is gonna come gunnin' for you....and you know what they say about payback......PAYBACK is a......B......ad thing!. Fans, the Brooklyn Brawler debuts right after the break....stay tuned...

*Leon's Gas and Service Station/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*

MILT: Gene Ligon is in the ring, awaiting his opponent. ....(New York, New York, starts playing and The Brooklyn Brawler storms to the ring making -blurred- gestures to the fans who boo loudly in response. Entering the ring BB charges Ligon and wails away! The ref calls for the bell, this one is over fast....as The Brawler destroys Ligon.....pinning him with a FACE BUSTER.....Brawler flings his sweat on his downed opponent...then leaves.....

MILT: A usually game Gene Ligon, was no match for the disgusting example of humanity known as The Brooklyn Brawler here tonight. Fear not fans there are plenty of men here in Alaskan Public Access Pro. .....who will give him a run for his money, believe that!....Right after this break........APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP. .....Dreamers, Bruise Brothers gonna be "lit" as the young folks say....Don't you go anywhere. .....it's NEXT!!!

*Ch.58 Obituaries/The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill*

MILT: The challengers Ron and Don Harris, are in the ring a chompin'at the bit, ready for our TV TIME REMAINING TAG-TEAM Championship MAIN EVENT, sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Prudhoe Bay V.F.W. Post #3476, 385 Harvey Trail, downtown Prudhoe Bay. Celebrate the arrival of SANTA CLAUS to the V.F.W. Dec. 22nd. If Bob --- oops "Santa" is out of the hoosegow and sober, bring the kiddies down to see the jolly old elf! He'll have toys and goodies to pass out, before he does!! Half price burger baskets, and $2 drafts are available as well.....Dec. 22nd 5pm-8pm at PRUDHOE BAY V.F.W POST 3476......if our time happens to run out, the cameras will continue to document this match, and we will show you the rest of it on our next show. ....I hear "California Dreaming"....playing and the crowd is on its feet here come the CHAMPS.....let's do this!!!

The Harris Boys, are standing clenched fisted, as Boulder and Ace rush to the ring.....they slide under the ropes. ......The Bruise Brothers attack, and all four men are going at it! Ron is putting the boots to Ace in one corner, while Don does the same to Boulder in the opposite corner. Then both Johnny and Ed reverse the position and deliver some knuckle sandwiches of their own.....and the Harris Brothers bail to the outside. After a brief confab, Don enters the ring. ....and Ace goes into his corner, leaving Ron and Ed in the ring for the official start...the ref calls for the bell....the match begins. Ron and Don use their nearly identical looks to keep Boulder down and isolated from Ace. They are distracting the ref and switching in and out (without tagging), wearing Boulder down with power moves, and wear-down holds. Ace tries to storm in, but the ref catches him and makes him exit. Each time he is pushed back out, Ron or Don bludgeon the weary Boulder as he rolls helplessly on the mat........THEN Boulder in desperation begins to fight back.....the crowd urging him on...he manages to break free and dives to tag a waiting JOHNNY ACE...who rushes in fists flying!!!!........

MILT: OH MY.....all heck's breaking loose, this one is a real slugfest.....folks we are out of time, We will bring you all the action from this one on our next broadcast. .....until then this is MILT HANSON saying Good Night ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .....fade out.)

[neilybob21]

Who wins

[gnw2022]

ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING...............Episode #63
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(Video recap (Ep. 62) 2:30: Johnny Ace finally enters this match, dropping Ron Harris with a big right hand, and charges towards Don preparing to deliver a running clothesline...but Don ducks under the attempt, and as ACE turns back after the miss, Don plants a BIG BOOT right in his kisser.....and drops an elbow on a prone Johhny for the PIN!!!.......)

Voice-over: Get ready P-BAY....it's time for another rip-roaring hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING right here on good ole KPBA CH.58 ! Grab those beverages and those pork rinds, and settle in! Here's your host, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA UHF CH.58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!

MILT: As you could tell, not a good outcome for our fan favorites "The California Dreamers" last week, and for the first time here in ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING we have new Tag-team Champeens----(Ron and Don rush to the podium with the belts slung over their shoulders)....

DON H.: Ya know Milt, we done told you we was gonna do it....and lookie, lookie...as we have done time and time again, those dumb blondes got whooped by THE BRUISE BROTHERS!...tell'em Ron....

RON H: That's right bro, we chased them yellow-bellied dogs, outta the lower 48, and they was hiding up here thinking we wouldn't find them? BUT WE DID (big smile).....and again like always we beat them....wonder where they gonna hide now... but they are APAPW history....and we are THE NOW.....so come on APAPW tag-teams lace 'em up and come on down, we are here to stay......let's go Ron....(Harris Brothers exit....making blurred gestures to the ringside faithful)

Milt: Nothing I can really add to that hot mess, except, rest assured former Tag-team champs ED BOULDER and JOHNNY ACE, are certainly ready willing and able to regain those coveted straps.....big show tonight. ...Moose Morrowski is up first after our commercial break, don't touch that dial we'll be right back. ......

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Fook Yu's China House Restaurant *

Milt: HIDY HO and welcome back fans, our opening match tonight is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor KROHLS GROCERY STORE, 413 Main St. here in Prudhoe Bay. ....due to Supply Chain issues it is hard to stock those HIGH end energy drinks that are so popular in the lower 48. So Krohls put their kitchen staff to work and now have an affordable "local" alternative.CRIMSON COW.....it's like RED BULL sorta, but a lot cheaper to make and more affordable too! Red Bull may give you wings.....But CRIMSON COW promises to GIVE YOU GAS! (awkward pause)... anyhow try CRIMSON COW today, available only at Krohls Grocery Store .....let's go ringside. ....

Moose Morrowski 6'3 275, British Columbia, Canada versus Randy Mulkey 5'9 213, Anderson South Carolina. As expected Moose brutalizes Randy from bell to bell, making extremely short work of him. Morrowski pins Mulkey after an uneeded PILEDRIVER.

MILT: The MOOSE...is loose here in P-Bay. ...hopefully soon somebody will take him by the antlers, but I don't believe it will be Mr. Randy Mulkey again anytime in the near future that is....more to come....keep it here on KPBA CHANNEL 58.....

*The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill/ Icktak's Salvage *

Back from commercial, we go straight to the next match accomplished grappler Roy Welch, against the crazy and unpredictable Wolfman Farkus. Roy has been faring well so far with his superior wrestling prowess, Wolfman Farkus on the flip-side comes to bite, fight, and do all things inappropriate to win. After tossing Farkus around the ring at will...The Wolfman turns the tide with an eye-rake and a fistful of hair (No DQ). He does eventually get disqualified for excessive biting!!!...Farkus lifts his leg to.......BUT is sternly warned by the referee not to do so. ....and thinks better of the situation. He makes a hasty exit, as the ref checks on the injured,(bleeding) Welch.

MILT: That fans, was NOT wrestling, but what we have come to expect from Wolfman Farkus.....BREZNIKOV'S ARMY pays the podium a visit next......before former APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPEEN Iron Mike Sharpe wrestles El Bracero ....stay tuned!!!

*Dewey, Cheatham and Howe Attorneys at Law/ACME PAWN *

Back from break we have NIKITA BREZNIKOV already with the mic .......

NIKITA: DA we are back...and ve are nyet pleased APAPW. ..for the true champion comrade Mike Sharpe (crowd boos loudly)....
had the belt stolen from him by that wretched Englishman David Taylor, who also refuses a rematch...because he knows he cannot be victorious again against dis man among boys...(slaps Sharpe on the chest)...ve go to the rink now.....to show you how a real man wrestles. ....

Iron Mike Sharpe gets in the ring, looking all business as MARIACHI music plays through the PA. ....and the colorful Mexican star El Bracero makes his way to the ring.....Mike charges Bracero before can remove his ornate poncho ....and the bell rings with Sharpe in control with his fists and his feet. Sharpe smothers his faster, more agile foe, keeping him on the mat and helpless. Bracero attempts a brief rally, but this match belongs to SHARPE, who forces a battered Bracero to submit to his vice-like BEARHUG.

MILT: I must admit a very focused Mike Sharpe looking on his game, he is a force to be reckoned with that is for sure....more of Breznikov's Army next as our Main Event features his charges RISING SUNS 1&2 vs Rocky King and Frankie Williams next.......after this last commercial break, keep your dial turned to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO. ..WE'LL be right back!!!

*BUNS-N-GUNS Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range/Darcy's IGLOO Motel *

MILT: As you can see The Rising Sun are in the ring, as well as Rocky King and Frankie Williams they are about to "throwdown" in tonight's TV TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT. ..sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge #1073, 400 Snowdrift Ave....where they are encouraging everyone to " Whip out their Wieners" this Wednesday for their annual HOT DOG TOPPING CONTEST! They will supply the dogs....and you top them anyway you wish. Prizes for the TOP 3 will be awarded by our panel of judges, based on FLAVOR, LOOKS and Creativity..... last year's winner was Archie Beaudine and his BANANA PEPPER/ORANGE SHERBERT/ TUNA RELISH DOG W/CHEESE! Will he win with his newest creation? Come on down and see this Wednesday night at Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge #1073..... assorted chips and $3 draft beer pitchers will be available as well. SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY...time to wrestle....of course if the match runs long we will bring the ending to you on our next broadcast. ......let's wrestle!!!

This match was a SNOOZER as the Rising Sun demolished Rocky King and his partner Frankie Williams. King/Williams were totally out-classed by the Japanese duo....who made it look easy! They nearly decapitated Williams with their double-team finisher SLINGSHOT KARATE CHOP, Rising Sun 1 making the cover for the pin.....1,2,3.

MILT: A rather disappointing Main-Event here tonight but as my Grandfather used to say....THEY CAN'T ALL BE WINNERS.....hopefully Breznikov's men will face some real competition in the coming weeks here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. .....on behalf all of us here at CH.58 , thanks for tuning in.....So long ERRYBODY!!!

("North To Alaska" by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ....fade out. )

[~KB~]

Great stuff as usual!!

I know that times are tight and your budget is even tighter but hopefully one day APAPW can afford to bring one legit star. Some of those PNW wrestler might be willing to come North a bit. BUDDY ROSE would own APAPW!

[gnw2022]

Jan 11, 2024 16:57:09 GMT -5 ~KB~ said:

Great stuff as usual!!

I know that times are tight and your budget is even tighter but hopefully one day APAPW can afford to bring one legit star. Some of those PNW wrestler might be willing to come North a bit. BUDDY ROSE would own APAPW!

Hey, back a ways we had Roddy Piper co-host an episode...thanks for tuning in, we're saving our pennies, maybe someday!

[victoryroll84]

Always a fun time reading your write ups gnw

And the drunken Piper APAPW episode was a hoot!

Looking forward to the next one

[gnw2022]

ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO
WRESTLING Ep.#64
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("North To Alaska" by Johnny Horton plays as a montage of clips from past episodes play.......(1:30).

(Voice-over): Time again fans, for another hour of professional wrestling here on KPBA UHF CHANNEL CH.58 downtown Prudhoe Bay. GET READY FOR ALL THE THRILLS AND EXCITEMENT OF ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!! Here with your play by play, and insight into all things APAPW is your host, Wasilla High School hockey legend, and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson...

Milt: OH my.......thank you for the warm welcome folks, I am truly humbled....it is -25 outside, and with our old boiler system groaning and moaning, it is a toasty 50 here in studio A. Keep those fingers crossed that it runs for the full hour. Big matches tonight..."The Duke of Dorchester" pays us a visit...along with SD JONES, Joe Turco, George Wells, The Brooklyn Brawler along with other great and not so great stars of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO! Our main-event features the once hated but now popular DAVID TAYLOR defending his APAPW TELEVISION championship! What a transformation in the man from "Across the Pond" since his big win over former champeen and Breznikov Army member Iron Mike Sharpe. After the commercial break it all starts with the Brooklyn Brawler in action.....next on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO. ...

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES*

Milt: Time for our opening fracas, brought to you exclusively by Prudhoe Bay V.F.W. Post #3476, located at 385 Harvey Trail. BINGO WEDNESDAYS ARE BACK at the #3476! Come join us for a chance to get drunk, and possibly win some scratch! $2 draft beers and $4 well drinks will be on tap, and appetizers will also be available. To celebrate the return of BINGO, there will also be an hourly MEAT RAFFLE, with the finest cuts available donated by our good friends at Krohls Grocery. All the fun begins this coming Wednesday 7PM at PB VFW POST #3476......let's wrestle!!

In the ring stands Bill Mulkey waiting the arrival of his opponent tonight....THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER. Brawler charges out from the back, a big old stinky Stoagie, hanging almost off his lips...puffing huge clouds into the ring area! He slides under the ropes puts the cigar in his corner (wedging it in between a link of chain on the top turnbuckle) and charges Mulkey...the ref calls for the bell as BB pummels Mulkey into the mat....and just as quick the match ends as The Brawler, seemingly bored with his lopsided beatdown, uses a SWINGING NECKBREAKER to seal the deal....He quickly grabs his Stoagie and moves towards the downed Mulkey in a threatening manner, but after a stern warning from the ref, BB thinks better of it and exits....

Milt: The Brooklyn Brawler ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what I dislike the most....his total lack of respect for the rules, his lack of good personal hygiene. ...or the foul odor that eminates from those "turd" cigars he smokes.....Turco and WELLS do battle next, don't touch that dial we'll be right back!!!....

*Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel/Mokowski's Taxidermy*

After commercial, straight to the action we go as the bell rings and George Wells and Joe Turco square off! Turco starts off impressively and has big George down early after a poke in the eye, and a kick to the nether regions (no DQ). It takes a little while for Wells to recover, but eventually he does and that spells the end for old Joe. He pins Turco after an avalanche/powerslam combo! The crowd cheers loudly as George's arm is raised in victory by the referee!!
(George hops out of the ring and joins Milt at the podium)....

Milt: Take a breath George, you certainly have earned it after that exciting bruhaha. ....what's on your mind big man??

Wells: Whew, that Turco is one tough dude! But I'm here to let the champions know, that I'm coming fo ya....whether I go after you David Taylor, or me and my partner SD JONES go after you BRUISE BROTHERS. ...get ready cause I've got GOLD FEVER BABY!!....(Wells exits).....

Milt: You heard it here first folks.... directly from the mouth of the man himself, George Wells! I wouldn't bet against him no siree,..the aforementioned SD JONES is next taking on Lenny Lane. .....after these important commercial messages. .....

*Fook Yu's China House Restaurant/Emmet's Outdoor Inc.*

Milt: DON'T point that camera this way, the action is in the ring.....

Lenny Lane 6'2 224, locks up with SD Jones 6'0 238....this is the best match of the show so far, both men giving a good accounting of themselves, and the crowd was into it. Some solid chain wrestling, with some intermittent rule-breaking from Lane. After Jones charges into an empty corner (vacated at the last moment by Lenny), Lane, the crafty opportunist seizes the victory. He takes Jones down MEMORY LANE for the win!

Milt: That was better than I expected fans, at least on Lenny's end....a solid victory for Mr. Lane.But I am sure these two will meet again down the road here in ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. .... OUR MAIN EVENT TITLE MATCH.....NEXT.....Keep the knob turned to KPBA 58 ....WE'LL be right back!!

*Icktak's Salvage/Lowered Expectations Dating Service*

Milt: Welcome back fans, it is TIME (packed house of 10 cheer as loud as they can)...for our TIME REMAINING CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT, brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor BUNS-N-GUNS GENTLEMEN'S CLUB AND SHOOTING RANGE,
3100 Whitetail Ave in Prudhoe Bay! Since the retirement of Large Marge last year, the men in the Bay have been craving the next "Big Thing" in adult entertainment, and it's been a huge THONG to fill! BUT BUNS-N-GUNS is proud to announce the arrival of BIG EDNA!! This MASSIVE talent debuts this Friday at BUNS-N-GUNS! She's truly been blessed! HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER, ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE. Come on over this Friday and see for yourself, at BUNS-N-GUNS GENTLEMEN'S CLUB AND SHOOTING RANGE! Let's go ringside for all the incredible action. ..

In the ring stands the challenger, THE DUKE OF DORCHESTER, Pete Doherty 5'11 256, from Dorchester, MA....(he's jawing back and forth with the crowd).....when all of a sudden "God Save the Queen" begins rattling through the house speakers and the crowd cheers robustly as APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPION DAVID TAYLOR (6'3 245, Queensbury Yorkshire, U.K.) strides to the ring, stopping (only once) mid-way to bask in the cheers of the adoring fans. He then enters the ring placing the UNION JACK securely in his corner. After the pat-down of both participants, the bell rings.....

Doherty is more focused than usual perhaps knowing this may be his only chance for the gold. He wrestles unusually well, but still not quite the caliber of the CHAMP Taylor. Taylor easily counters Doherty's moves, and kicks out of the only pin attempted by The Duke of Dorchester. Taylor with the crowd urging him on takes Pete to school, finally wearing him down and pinning him after a BRITISH SUPLEX!

Milt: APAPW CHAMPEEN David Taylor ladies and gentlemen. ...what an awesome exhibition of "The sport of kings" by the Englishman yes indeed! That's gonna do it for this edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, until next time this is MILT HANSON saying Good Night ERRYBODY!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ....fade out. )

[db1091]

Go Dave Taylor!!!