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Post by gnw2022 on Feb 1, 2024 5:45:20 GMT -5
He seems to be enjoying his "babyface" run!Thanks for tuning in!!! |
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Post by neilybob21 on Feb 1, 2024 6:11:23 GMT -5
top notch funny stuff that's why I love this fed.
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Post by gnw2022 on Feb 5, 2024 6:01:03 GMT -5
top notch funny stuff that's why I love this fed. Thanks for being a loyal viewer Neil! |
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Post by neilybob21 on Feb 5, 2024 11:57:23 GMT -5
No problem.
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Post by gnw2022 on Feb 12, 2024 16:09:28 GMT -5
FROM THE KPBA CHANNEL 58
SPORTS DESK...............2/12/2024
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FROM THE KPBA CH.58 SPORTS DESK (main hall closet A)....Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson............(fading news beeper intro)......
MILT: Hidy ho and welcome sports fans, it's your Ol' buddy MILT with some exciting ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING news...first I am happy to announce that the station and grounds have been shoveled out from that huge winter ending snow dump, that hit us last week. That being said we will have a brand SPANKIN' new episode of APAPW airing right here tomorrow night on CHANNEL KPBA 58!....but hold on to your mucklucks fans....our little broadcast has caught on with a few independent UHF stations in the lower 48!
I guess you are all a wonderin' "Well what does that all mean Mr. Hansen.....that means we got some new talent headed up a this-away! Sure all your favorites ain't going nowhere......SD JONES, GEORGE WELLS, TEX MACKENZIE...APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPEEN DAVID TAYLOR....and most of that motley crew of ours...yes unfortunately even Mr. Breznikov's Army and that Canadian blowhard Mike Sharpe are remaing as well.....we tried but nobody wants them.....(chuckles)....but I digress.....you won't believe the superstars that are headed our way in the coming weeks right here to Lil ol' Prudhoe Bay. .....are you sitting down?.....take a swig.....and listen to these names....... Mike Masters, Avalanche Buzz Tyler, Cyclone Negro, Charlie Cook....and wait for it..........Spike Huber and SAM HOUSTON!!!...wowsers, Station Manager/Programming Director/Owner/ APAPW Commissioner Jonathan P Riggleman has been burning the midnight oil folks.....to ink these mega talented mid-card marvels.......
So get ready P-BAY, like the theme song to the Bay's favorite show says. .... (Milt sings badly) "We're Movin' on up.....to the big time"...that's all I got for now sports fans, remember a NEW APAPW EPISODE airs tomorrow night right here on KPBA 58.....SO LONG FOR NOW ERRYBODY!!!!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll)
(Voice-over): Now we return to your regular scheduled programming....The ALASKAN Breeders Association Annual YAK Show.....live from Anchorage. ....
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Post by neilybob21 on Feb 12, 2024 17:21:41 GMT -5
Fun stuff as usual.
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Post by gnw2022 on Feb 13, 2024 17:00:39 GMT -5
ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING EPISODE #65
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(Voice-over ) ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT here in P-Bay! And time again for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58!!! Here again to bring you all the action and excitement as only he can is Prudhoe Bay's very own National Treasure....Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn.........(audience hoots and howls)
MILT: What ever they are paying you FLIP Bidwell it isn't enough......what an incredible introduction, I am humbled...HIDY HO ERRYBODY .....it is gonna be a great night of wrasslin' akshun, as they say in the lower 48, and we are so happy that you have filled the studio once again, and tuned in from your homes as well. In case you've been hiding under a rock the coming weeks are going to be exciting indeed. As I reported earlier in the week...more great talent is headed NORTH To Lil ol' Prudhoe Bay yessiree!. Avalanche Buzz Tyler, Sam Houston, and Spike Huber just to name a few....so hang onto your hats fans it is gonna be a hot spring up in here! After our commercial break WOLFMAN FARKUS is going to start the evening against Rocky King...so keep it right here we are coming right back!
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill*
MILT: WE are back fans, and before we go any further tonight's big MAIN EVENT features Nikita Breznikov and his Rising Suns taking on Tim McGraw and Gene Ligon....stay tuned right here that's gonna happen later on....our first match tonight is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor PFISTER PROCTOLOGY, 2601 Medical Parkway Suite No.2, in The Bay. They want to remind everyone Spring is coming. And as much as you value your domicile's plumbing by checking your septic lines every Spring, you should also check your "Personal plumbing" as well! So this February Pfister Proctology is offering a big 2 for 1 Special! With every paid Colonoscopy, you'll get a Colon cleansing, to use at a later date absolutely FREE! And don't worry about the current renovations that are taking place.....the Back Door is always open at Pfister Proctology. .....let's wrestle......
Rocky King paces back and forth in the ring, as a blood curdling howl comes from the back....then Wolfman Farkus charges to the ring, and immediately attacks Rocky.....the bell rings! Rocky recovers and uses a couple of hip-tosses and an on target dropkick, to momentarily stun Farkus! But it was only a brief delay as Farkus is in control again, biting clawing and stomping poor King. After a running forearm smash, Wolfman hoists Rocky up into his HANGING NECKBREAKER and this match is mercifully over.......
MILT: Wow fans that melee was almost NSFW..brutal....just brutal.....let's go to commercial as the medical staff checks on poor ol' Rocky.......stay tuned errybody.....
*Fook Yu's China House Restaurant/Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank Store*
Back from the break the combatants are all ready to go and the bell sounds for Tex MacKenzie and his opponent Moose Morrowski. .....The weight nearly even Tex 280, Morrowski 275, agility and power equal as well, only the height difference separates these two Tex 6'9....Moose 6'3. MOOSE tries to impose his will early in this one, but the popular MacKenzie proves he isn't one to be pushed around even by Morrowski. In a back and forth blow for blow slugfest this match ends with no clear winner, as the television time expires with both men locked in a TEST OF STRENGTH.... as Tex releases and turns to leave, he is sneak attacked by Moose who quickly exits before MacKenzie can recover.
MILT: A great match, but unfortunately it ends in a DRAW...but I am sure these 2 very tough men will lock up again very,very, soon....former APAPW Tag-Team Champions The California Dreamers are up next.....don't touch that dial!!!
*ACME Pawn/PB Hookah & Smoke Shop*
MILT: Folks we are back.....Barry O and Tony Leone await the arrival of Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace for our next bout, and unfortunately I am visited currently by one Nikita Breznikov, you're not due out here until the next match....what could you possibly want??
BREZ: Kohul your jets Mr. Milt, I am here merely as an observer. My men de Risink Suns are the next in line, but ve have to deal wit deez California Dreamers first...just to be certain EVERYONE knows ve are da next in line. I am scoutink dem...no more questions we watch yes?...(Milt shakes his head and motions the camera towards the ring)...
By now "California Dreaming" the anthem of Ed and Ace has stopped playing....the ref has concluded the pat-downs....and motions for the bell...Ed Boulder starts off for his team.....against a confident Barry O. Barry uses a sneaky low-blow and soon Boulder is in the wrong corner, with Leone and Barry putting the boots to him! Leone comes in and continues punishing Ed keeping him from tagging Ace. But eventually the HOT TAG is made and Johhny Ace cleans house! After dispatching Leone to the outside, the red hot DREAMER POWERBOMBS a battered and beaten Barry O for the pin. The crowd goes wild as the Dreamers exit the ring...pointing a finger towards the podium......
BREZ: Very impressive. ....but dey weer not wrestlink da RISINK SUNS, vere dey? Anyone one can defeat dose bums dey wrestled today. But very, soon DA RISINK SUNS will deal wit dem.....(Breznikov heads to the ring to await the arrival of his team for the main event).
MILT: I dunno fans, Mr. Breznikov sounded a bit worried to me....but that debate is for another day....our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT IS NEXT. .....we'll be right back with
that, directly after these important messages. ......
*Bob Kanuck's Used Cars/Granny's Nook & Cranny Antiques*
MILT: Wrestling fans we are back all the participants had made their way into the ring. Now there's nothing left but tell you that this TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge #173, 400 Snowdrift Ave, downtown Prudhoe Bay. And yes Spring is coming and it is time to show off all that hair you've been collecting all winter! The annual MOOSE LODGE BEARD-FEST fundraiser for Locks of Love, takes place on Thursday Feb. 15th starting at 5pm with our chili supper and Beer Fountain. Then promptly at 7PM The event begins, and back by POPULAR demand is the WOMEN'S DIVISION, with last year's defending Women's champion P-Bay's Inuit SHAMAN Magdalene Nutchak, whose impressive Muttonchops and mustache combo really wowed the judges last year. Help the Moose Lodge have another successful outing this Thursday Feb.15th......let's wrestle!!
Tim McGraw starts this match off against Rising Sun #1. McGraw starts off fast and matches his opponent's quickness step for step, and a frustrated #1 tags his partner Rising Sun #2. McGraw to the joy of the crowd and the dismay of Breznikov, continues to out maneuver his opponent. Finally needing a breather he tags in Gene Ligon, and the Japanese duo takes over....with throat thrusts, chops and kicks, soon. LIGON is on the mat gasping for air.......
MILT: NOT looking good here for the team of McGraw/Ligon fans ......but we are out of time for tonight's broadcast. .. we will however keep our cameras rolling and show you how this one ends on our next show.....this is MILT HANSON saying Good Night ERRYBODY!!!!
("North To Alaska" by Johnny Horton plays as the match continues in the background and the end credits roll. ......fade out. )
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Post by gnw2022 on Feb 29, 2024 19:48:47 GMT -5
ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.........Ep.66
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(Voice-over): KPBA UHF CHANNEL #58 welcomes you all to Studio A, in Prudhoe Bay for another rousing hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING....here without further adieu, is our "MASTER OF CEREMONIES", Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson! (camera pans from the ringside area to Milt at the podium)......
MILT: A huge HIDY HO errybody, welcome,welcome, welcome to another action-packed broadcast of APAPW here tonight. Here are just a few of the goodies we have for you great fans this evening. Charlie Cook will make his debut.....The APAPW TAG Champeens, The Bruise Brothers will wrestle in non-title action, and our TV TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT will be for the APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP.....as recent fan favorite, Champion David Taylor defends the gold against the always popular former champ SD JONES...... we are gonna kick this pig off with The Bruise Brothers. ...right after the break......don't touch that dial. ......
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES*
MILT: Our opening non-title TAG-TEAM contest is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor FOOK YU'S CHINA HOUSE RESTAURANT, 1278 Halfshell Blvd here in P-Bay! Help Fook Yu's celebrate " The Year of the Dragon" by dragging your butt down to the China House Restaurant! The buffet is open from noon-9pm daily, and who knows what they will be serving! Chicken Subgum, Egg Drop Soup...the always popular " Mystery Meat" stir-fry , guess it and you meal is free (must sign waver beforehand!) , the ever changing menu is anybody's guess at FOOK YU'S CHINA HOUSE RESTAURANT.... APAPW Tag-Team champs The Bruise Bros are in the ring so let's wrestle .....
THE BRUISE BROTHERS (Ron/Don Harris) vs Gene Ligon and Frankie Williams in a non-title matchup. This one goes totally according to Hoyle, the champs barely breaking a sweat. After dispatching the only true competitor on the opposing team (Ligon) from the match, they easily stomp a mudhole in the hapless Williams. Ron pins Frankie after delivering a DDT.....
MILT : (Yawning)......wow that was excitement personified...NOT...easy peasy win for The brothers Harris....hopefully in the coming weeks they will be challenged by someone, you great fans deserve to see a championship caliber match-up....Nikita Breznikov's Army makes an appearance next, in the form of IRON MIKE SHARPE when we return here to APAPW. ..keep it on 58 folks.....
*ACME PAWN/Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank Store*
Back from the break it is straight to the action, El Bracero vs Iron Mike Sharpe with the devious Nikita Breznikov in his corner. Bracero uses his speed to completely confuse and frustrate big Mike. A gasping Sharpe barely slows the Mexican star long enough to catch his breath. With Bracero in control bouncing off the ropes Breznikov trips him (unseen by the ref) and Bracero stumbles into a Sharpe loaded arm band clothesline. Sharpe then drops an unnecessary elbow and makes the pin....
(Sharpe charges towards the podium, Brez right behind him).
MILT: Certainly the outcome we have come to expect from Brez....(Sharpe cuts in)
Sharpe: Miss me did ya MUTT!! The big dog is back in town...I'm telling you and all these ALASKAN puke loser fans...that IRON MIKE is going to dominate this stinking show once again....and this time it is going to be PERMANENT!...Taylor, Jones, that bum Wells it don't matter who has the belt...I will take it when I want it back. Keep it shiny for me!
MILT: You wait a gosh darn..(Breznikov interupts mid sentence.)
BREZ: YOOR communtairy is not needed Mr. HANSOON, ve have said all there needs to be said. Ve go now....(Milt is speechless as the two men exit..(cut to commercial)
*BUNS-N-GUNS GENTLEMEN'S CLUB AND SHOOTING RANGE/Emmet's Outdoor Inc.*
MILT: I am still in a daze of bewilderment. ..let's just go ringside for our next match ...Charlie Cook making his Debut against Joe Turco. ..
Charlie makes an impressive debut, after a bit of a slow start against Turco. Avoiding pinfall (via FOREIGN OBJECT, no DQ)....Cook turns on the offense, winning by pin with an electrifying FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK!....
MILT: That was a bit of a pick me up, fine debut by Charlie Cook, his future here in APAPW looks bright indeed, but only time will tell....APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP up next....DONT TOUCH THAT DIAL, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ....
*Granny's Nook and Cranny Antiques/Icktak's Salvage *
MILT: Our television time remaining MAIN EVENT is upon us....if by some chance our allotted time runs short, we will continue to roll the cameras and bring you the results on next week's broadcast! Tonight our APAPW Television championship match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor LOWERED EXPECTATIONS Dating Service, 666 Vultures Circle downtown Prudhoe Bay! Spring is nearly here, and SPRING is mating season! All Lowered Expectations members are invited to our "R & R" event March 15th from 8pm-Midnight in our newly constructed Events Center! Dance ,drink, and dine, and hopefully love will find you....if not maybe the R&R provided by us, can help.....no not Rest and Relaxation....here in Alaska off the grid.....it's Roofies and Rubbers...$20 gets you in the door....after that getting "In" depends on you! March 15th at Lowered Expectations (spots are filling fast reserve yours now).....let's wrestle....
SD Jones is in the ring, and the APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPION David Taylor is making his way to the ring "God Save the Queen" crackling through the PA. .....he stops midway, noticing that not everyone is cheering for him, (packed house of 10 is spilt dead even between Taylor and SD)....sensing this a "half sneer" crosses Taylor's face as he turns and continues to the ring. After holding the belt up for all to see, the ref hands the belt to the outside attendant and calls for the bell. The match starts out clean and well wrestled , and SD nearly gets a pin after a gut wrench suplex, but Taylor kicks out at 2. Jones nearly gets another pin following a flying cross body off the ropes, but again Taylor avoids the pin. Sensing a bit of desperation...Taylor slaps Jones on a break....and David's sportsmanship quickly begins to erode. As the crowd is now fully behind S.D.,Taylor reverts back to his devious old ways, soon he's choking, biting, and gouging his way into control of the match. He hits Jones with a FALL AWAY SLAM, pinning SD with the aid of a handful of tights! (unseen by the referee). The ringside crowd pummels Taylor with debris as he sneers with a rictus grin and hoists the belt high into the air then exits....
MILT: BAD FORM by the champion David Taylor, what a disappointment he has become, the fans have been truly betrayed by his actions here today.....that wraps up this edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA CH.58 , this is your Ol pal Milt "Sticks" Hanson saying SO LONG ERRYBODY. .....we'll catch you next time!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ......fade out. )
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Post by victoryroll84 on Feb 29, 2024 22:03:51 GMT -5
Another fine edition of APAPW gnw! Iron Mike is gunning for the gold I'm sure The Ol' squire is back to his old tricks! Always a treat to read  |
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Post by gnw2022 on Mar 5, 2024 2:41:25 GMT -5
Another fine edition of APAPW gnw! Iron Mike is gunning for the gold I'm sure The Ol' squire is back to his old tricks! Always a treat to read Thanks for tuning in loyal viewer,it's all about the fans here in APAPW! |
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