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Post by victoryroll84 on Jun 5, 2024 6:40:51 GMT -5
Another fine edition of Prudhoe Bay's favorite program gnw  Like the direction of Avalanche Tyler/ Moose program Keep up the great work! |
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Post by gnw2022 on Jun 6, 2024 0:50:28 GMT -5
Another fine edition of Prudhoe Bay's favorite program gnw Like the direction of Avalanche Tyler/ Moose program Keep up the great work! Thank you for tuning in loyal viewer, this is a labor of love, that I love to share and enjoy playing and writing as well!! |
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Post by gnw2022 on Jun 15, 2024 14:32:09 GMT -5
ATTENTION CH.58 VIEWERS!!!!
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(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays....)
MILT: Hidy ho wrestling fans, this is your Ol pal Milt "Sticks" Hanson reminding you that the latest episode of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58.......will air this Saturday night (Sunday/Monday real-time). Lots of great matches on tap including this week's TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT....an APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP match between CHAMPEEN David Taylor and the popular challenger newcomer Sam Houston! PLUS I will be there to bring you the skinny on errything APAPW! ......REMEMBER to tune in 11pm right here on good old Channel 58 KPBA UHF -Prudhoe Bay......until then SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!! (fade out to commercial)
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Post by joebreakdown on Jun 17, 2024 9:37:18 GMT -5
Really love this fed! It's curtain- jerker heaven, and boy, do I like a jerker!!
Would love to see how some of these bootlegs stack up, because your roster is wild!
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Post by gnw2022 on Jun 17, 2024 16:39:21 GMT -5
ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.........EP. #72
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(Voice-over): It's another small town SATURDAY NIGHT here in Prudhoe Bay! Are you ready fans for another thrill-packed edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, right here on KPBA UHF CHANNEL 58? Your Master of Ceremonies as always is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!!..........
(Milt steps to his podium where a eager Moose Morrowski waits to speak).....
MILT: Welcome, welcome one and all to tonight's program.....you have all tuned in for a whale of....(Morrowski grabs the mic)
Morrowski: OH yeah! Tonight's the night Avalanche Buzz Tyler, for you to find out who is THE JACK BULL 'round here, I'm here to knock yeah gall dang block off......unless you're too YELLAH to face me!.....(Milt taps Morrowski on the shoulder, his reserve mic in hand)
MILT: You know Mr. Morrowski, that Buzz Tyler isn't even here ton-..
Morrowski: What? I done scared him outta here? What a coward, a low down charlatan..It just proves who's THE MAN here in APAPW...
MILT: He was here and ready last week, remember that? You had an "injury" (Sticks rolls his eyes)....
Morrowski: HE SAID ANYTIME, ANYWHERE remember that MILT? Now he's done turn tail and run? (Milt interjects)
MILT: Buzz had some personal business to attend to, but right here is an edict from the office of Station Owner/Programming Director/Station Manager/APAPW COMMISSIONER Jonathan P Riggleman.....and Mr. MORROWSKI you will be facing BUZZ TYLER here next week in a NO DQ match ( Moose shakes his head in disbelief) and if you for any reason fail to appear or become mysteriously unable to wrestle for ANY reason you will be fired!!
Morrowski: That is hogwash....I ain't scared, and I'm no child either....you can't treat your STAR This-a-way...(stomps off covering his ears as the fans berate him)....
MILT: You heard it here fans....the Battle of THE JACK-BULLS NEXT week here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...but we have quite the show for you tonight culminating with our MAIN EVENT an APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH as challenger SAM HOUSTON meets The Champeen DAVID TAYLOR. ....another odd fellow makes his debut next......AMISH ROADKILL will face Gene Ligon....right after these important commercial messages. ....
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Casa Del Fuego TACOS and Such*
Milt: WE are chompin' at the proverbial bit to kick this pig.....are you ready? Our opening contest is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Icktak's Salvage 1610 Red Pony Rd. in the Bay...It's the town's yearly Spring Clean-up, and Icktak's wants you to WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK...and display it on your lawn! Icktak's Salvage will be picking up all your discarded items FREE of CHARGE THIS WEEK ONLY...items MUST be placed near the street for pickup. THE TOWN is picking up the tab.....make'm pay! Spring Clean-up courtesy of The Prudhoe Bay Town Council and Icktak's Salvage. ....where we won't judge you by the Size of your JUNK-----pile!...let's wrestle !
The brutish Amish Roadkill makes an impressive APAPW debut as he tears through Gene Ligon! Gene attempted a small comeback in this one, but it was completely snuffed out in short order by the powerful Roadkill. After executing a powerslam, Roadkill added an Amish Splash for the easy pin.
MILT:Another big guy enters the fold here in APAPW, ladies and gentlemen Amish Roadkill!
Living up to his moniker looks like they are going to have scrape Mr. Ligon off the canvas, with a shovel perhaps. Tex MacKenzie is up next right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, we will be right back, don't touch that dial!!!
*Krohls Grocery/Pfister Proctology*
Straight from commercial to the ringing of the bell Joe Turco vs Tex MacKenzie. ... Turco rakes Tex's back and this match is off and running! Turco used a foreign object (no DQ) as his "equalizer" and it was working...UNTIL
TEX used some roundhouse rights to Joe's melon and he loses his grip on the aforementioned weapon. Tex picks it up and uses it.....but right in front of the referee! Despite his complaints, the referee disqualifies MacKenzie for his actions.
MILT: Your winner by disqualification Joe Turco! A rather unpopular decision, but often the retaliater is the one who suffers the loss. Either way if I were Mr. Turco I would give Tex a wide birth if you catch my drift....our APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPS The Bruise Brothers are in NON-TITLE action next here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ....keep it here fans.....
*Granny's Nook and Cranny Antiques/ACME PAWN*
MILT: We are back, but time is fleeting folks point that camera to the ring.....it's time for rasslin. ......
El Bracero and Manny Villalobos vs APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPS, Ron and Don Harris THE BRUISE BROTHERS. This was a bit tougher of a match than the Harris Boys anticipated. Villalobos and Bracero were a fast moving, quick hitting, double-teaming dynamo! Bracero nearly pins Ron after a MISSLE SPLASH following a double Back drop, but Don was able to make the save! Manny tags in and the CHAMPS get to work. After isolating and punishing him unmercifully, Villalobos is pinned after a thunderous BRUISE BROTHERS, DOUBLE RUNNING BOOT!
MILT: That was an interesting match, to say the least, nice effort by Bracero and Villalobos, but the toughness of Ron and Don THE ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS wins tonight in this non-title bruhaha. ......Championship MAIN EVENT, Houston vs Taylor.....IT'S NEXT!!!!
*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Emmet's Outdoor Inc*
MILT: Fans you know the drill....if unfortunately we cannot get all of this match concluded in the TV time remaing....we will keep our cameras rolling and bring you the results on the next broadcast. ...this MAIN EVENT is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor, Bruno's BAIL Bonds and LOANS! As P-Bay slowly wakes from its winter slumber, everything warms up and comes to life....including CRIME. You're friends at BRUNO'S BAIL BONDS AND LOANS are on-call 24hrs, 7 days a week for all of your felonious needs. Jaywalker, peeping tom, urinating in public nothing is too small.....DRUG TRAFFICKING, PROSTITUTION. ....ARMED ROBBERY to MURDER, nothing is too BIG! BRUNO has bonding down pat. Don't worry if you haven't any Collateral, LIKE BRUNO SAYS....YOUR STANDING ON YOUR COLLATERAL!. BRUNO HAS A 100% payback guarantee. Also stop by for a PERSONAL LOAN (stop in for the daily interest rates, subject to change at any time). That's Bruno's BAIL Bonds and LOANS 706 Court St. in The Bay.......let's go ringside!!!!
Sam Houston anxiously paces in the ring, as "God Save the Queen" crackles to life in the house speakers....then out steps APAPW TV CHAMP David Taylor....waving his Union Jack and berating the booing ringside fans. He steps through the ropes, places the flag in his corner, and removes his decorative accouterments. After a brief review of the rules, David hands the belt to the ref who hoists it high and hands it to the time-keeper. The bell rings....we are underway. Houston wastes no time cranking up the offense, and after repeated arm drags, Taylor takes a powder outside to regroup himself. He waves the ref to move Sam back a bit so he can re-enter the ring, Houston complies. They lock-up in the center of the ring, Taylor forces Houston into the corner, but doesn't break cleanly, driving multiple knee lifts into the youngsters ribcage. Then Taylor puts on a wrestling clinic. He unloads European uppercuts, a gorilla press gut-buster, a floatover fall away slam and several well placed stomps and closed fists. A battered Houston takes it all kicking out of several pin attempts. An incensed and frustrated Taylor tosses Houston out onto the floor, then goes out after him.....
MILT: UNFORTUNATELY we are out of time for tonight's broadcast, rest assured we will keep the cameras rolling and bring you the exciting conclusion to this epic match on our next edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA CH.58, until then SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ......fade out).
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Post by victoryroll84 on Jun 17, 2024 18:13:03 GMT -5
Another fine edition of APAPW gnw! I think Sam might take the Squire and win the strap! Looking forward to the next card results |
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Post by gnw2022 on Jul 14, 2024 20:37:29 GMT -5
ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING
Been dealing with a fire issue here at our place of residence, sorry haven't had time to sit and write. (GNW is all scheduled out, easy to keep it going.) That being said.............
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Milt "Sticks" Hanson: Hidy Ho, fans, it's your ol' buddy Sticks here, reminding you to tune-in to KPBA UHF CH.58 Prudhoe Bay....for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING (will be posted by Tuesday)! Northern Alaska's premier pro wrestling show! This week APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPS, The Bruise Brothers, Ron and Don Harris defend the straps against Nikita Breznikov's Army members The Rising Suns, and Breznikov and Iron Mike Sharpe are banned from the ringside area, should be a doozy! Barry O, Mike Masters, Charlie Cook plus many others APAPW stars are scheduled to appear! Saturday nights shine brighter than The Northern Lights....with ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, 11pm-Sign-off (Midnight) right here on KPBA CHANNEL 58!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as we fade to commercial)
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Post by gnw2022 on Jul 17, 2024 0:16:57 GMT -5
ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING..........................Ep.73
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(Video footage: 2:30 ending of last episode's Main Event) Taylor goes out to a prone Sam Houston outside on the floor, and delivers several stomps. The ref threatens him with disqualification and starts the count, and David snakes under the ropes...back into the ring. He immediately starts bickering with the ringside Fans. Houston claws his way up onto the apron and Taylor charges...Houston deftly rams his shoulders between the ropes catching the champ in the bread-basket, making him double over and stagger backwards. Sam uses the top rope to propel himself into the ring over the bending Taylor into a SUNSET FLIP....for the 1....2.....3!!!
MILT: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPEEN.......
(Voice-over): Fans it is that time of the week...SATURDAY NIGHT!! AND KPBA UHF CH.58 has exactly what you need......another epic hour-ish of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING .... here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson to bring you all the action....take'er away Millllllt!
MILT (w/Sam Houston): HIDY HO FANS....boy am I ever so happy to have our new APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPEEN with us...welcome Sam....
HOUSTON: I'm still coming down from last week's high Milt... and I wanna thank you great fans, for your unwavering support...I'm gonna do my best to defend this title with class and dignity! So all you guys aiming for me, come on down there's a new sheriff here in APAPW. ...YEE-HAW (Two-steps as he exits, the crowd cheering)
MILT: What a champeen that young man is gonna be yesiree indeedy do! Big show tonight, culminating with 2 big Main Event matches...the NO DQ CONTEST OF THE JACK-BULLS between Moose Morrowski and Avalanche Buzz Tyler. ...then our APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP bruhaha between champs The Bruise Brothers, Ron and Don Harris and Nikita Breznikov's Army members The Rising Suns! And an addendum Brez and his other charge Iron Mike Sharpe are banned from the ringside area during the match....kicking off this show tonight will be Mike Masters, he faces Bill Mulkey next...do not touch that dial we'll be right back. ....
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES*
MILT: WE have returned, welcome back viewers time for some rasslin! This opening match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor, Lowered Expectations Dating Service, 666 Vultures Circle, Prudhoe Bay! This Saturday all the female members are cordially invited by all the male members....to our annual SAUSAGE PARTY. ...cookout and speed dating picnic! That's right ladies bring your buns, down and feast on some WEINERS prepared and displayed by the guys......Baked beans, Cole Slaw, chips and adult beverages and soda pop will be provided by Lowered Expectations! While your waiting to get weinered, you just might find the sausage stuffer of your dreams.This Saturday 6pm-Midnight or until all the weiners are gone, at Lowered Expectations Dating Service. ....let's wrestle!!
Bill Mulkey gets steam-rolled by his opponent Mike Masters! Mulkey provided little to no competition, and after several pin attempts (where Masters pulled Bill off the canvas before the 3-count), Masters slaps on an unnecessary MASTERLOCK for the submission win! Masters drops Mulkey to the mat and wipes his boots mockingly on him before exiting....
MILT: Fans I can assure you that cocky young man will have a reckoning coming to him down the road here in APAPW, when he faces the likes of SD Jones, El Bracero, Charlie Cook, even our Champeen Sam Houston....you can bank on that....Charlie Cook and Barry O Square off next....right after we pay some bills. .....
*BUNS-N-GUNS Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range/Emmet's Outdoor Inc. *
Directly on our return from the commercial break, the bell rings and Cook vs O is on!! Barry O starts off strong and has Charlie behind the eight-ball early, even getting a 2-count pin attempt after a powerslam! Soon however Cook rights the ship, and starts dissecting O. Barry barely kicks out of Charlie's first pinning combination of a straight right hand followed by a standing dropkick. The second attempt a running tackle puts Barry down for good!.....
MILT: How about that Charlie Cook! He is a dynamo when he gets it going.....a true thoroughbred athlete. .....NO DQ Tyler vs Morrowski is Next KEEP 'er right here on KPBA CHANNEL 58.......
*Leon's Gas and Service Station/ Darcy's IGLOO Motel *
MILT: FANS this one has been brewing since Tyler arrived here in ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO a few weeks back..... NO DQ JACK BULL battle Moose vs Buzz....let's do dis!!....
The crowd is amped as Moose Morrowski steps out from the back and heads towards the ringside area. .... THEN out charges Avalanche Tyler and Moose takes flight, with Buzz hot on his heels!....Morrowski slides into the ring and jumps Buzz as he tries to enter. The fists were flying as these two men pummeled away at one another. Morrowski drives Tyler's head into the buckle then turns him around and kicks the living daylights out of his midsection! MOOSE reaches into his pocket and pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist and wails away at Tyler's forehead.....and the crimson flows....Buzz is finally able to block a punch then he kicks Morrowski solidly in the "jewels" and Moose crumples to the mat! The crowd roars as Buzz requests a chair, and an eager fans chucks his into the waiting Avalanche! He catches it and delivers several shots to Morrowski's noggin and back and even his ribcage, and now the Moose is bellowing in agony and bleeding profusely! Tyler applies a swinging neckbreaker and then motions for his AVALANCHE SLAM!...as he hoists Moose up....from out of nowhere appears IRON MIKE SHARPE!! He slides into the ring and clips Buzz in the knee from behind, and Tyler falls back with Morrowski covering him for the three count! THEN SHARPE/MORROWSKI continue to stomp on Tyler until SD JONES and George Wells race out to chase them off....
MILT: FANS that was a despicable thing to have to witness, thank goodness Jones and Wells were able to come out. Let's hope Buzz isn't injured too badly. Somebody once said "Payback is a (bleep)" and you have plenty of payback coming Mr. MORROWSKI! BUZZ TYLER isn't a guy you wanna mess with...folks TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Time remaining MAIN EVENT up next.....keep that dial on KPBA 58.....we will return post-haste. .....
*Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel/P-Bay NO ASK/NO TELL Storage *
MILT: WE are back and it's MAIN EVENT time! Tonight's APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill, 210 Main St. downtown Prudhoe Bay! IT'S the 50th Anniversary of The Slippery Sealion! They are celebrating all week with special events Monday-Friday 8pm-Close!
Mon.- $250 Butt-Dart TOURNAMENT
Tues.- Wet T-Shirt Contest (Women/Mens div.)
Wed. - Adult Movie Trivia Contest
Thurs. - Roadkill Buffet & Karaoke 🎤
Fri. - Live Music and NAKED LIMBO CONTEST
Celebrate 50 years of The Sealion this week Monday thru Friday ($5 nightly cover charge and 2 drink minimum). Let's wrestle!!!
The Rising Suns stand in-ring, awaiting the arrival of the APAPW TAG TEAM champions The Bruise Brothers Ron and Don Harris to make their entrance....The Brothers Harris charge out from the back and The Rising Suns are chased out of the ring. Soon the ref has both teams in their respective corners and the bell rings. The Rising Suns seem a little off without Nikita Breznikov 's presence ringside, and The Bruise Brothers are firing on all cylinders dominating the match, with little resistance from either Rising Sun. Ron/Don isolate Rising Sun #2 and lay a heavy beating on him. Rising Sun #1 runs into the ring and all four men are trading blows! Rising Sun #1 tosses salt into Ron's eyes (unseen by the distracted official) and then tosses him out to the floor while Rising Sun #2 spin-kicks Don upside the head!.......both challengers then execute a double backdrop and Don crashes to the mat! RISING SUN #1 slams RISING SUN #2 on top of Don and #1 makes the cover hooking the leg and 1......2......3 the count is made before Ron can make the save!
MILT: I don't believe it.....The Rising Suns without the aid of Nikita Breznikov or Iron Mike Sharpe have defeated THE BRUISE BROTHERS and are the new APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPEENS.......
(Back in the ring Breznikov and Sharpe come to the ring and they celebrate with The Suns....as Ron tends to the still prone Don. .....)
MILT: FANS WE ARE OUT OF TIME, WHAT A NIGHT HERE AT ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ....This is MILT HANSON saying until next week....SO LONG ERRYBODY!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ......fade out. )
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Post by gnw2022 on Aug 4, 2024 16:45:32 GMT -5
ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING...........................Ep. #74
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(Video-footage : 1:00): From last episode 2 clips. (1) The Rising Suns winning the Tag-Team belts. (2) Morrowski/Sharpe's beatdown attack on Avalanche Buzz Tyler...)
(Voice-over) ALASKAN Wrestling fans, grab a cold one, and a bag of chips, then settle in for another awesome hour-ish of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, live from KPBA UHF CHANNEL 58, here in Prudhoe Bay!Here as always, to bring you the play by play, and the "dish" on everything APAPW is Wasilla High School hockey legend, and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson........
(Milt is at the podium, beside him is Buzz Tyler with a bandaged head.)
MILT: HIDY HO faithful viewers, it's your old buddy Milt here, once again to welcome you to ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA CH.58! As you witnessed last week, or perhaps in today's opening footage, it was quite the episode last week... ..we crownedo new Tag-team champs unfortunately, as Breznikov's men the Rising Suns defeated the former champs Ron and Don Harris, and they did it without Breznikov being ringside I might add.....Then the man to my right was ambushed by Iron Mike Sharpe in his match with Moose Morrowski .......(Tyler grabs the mic)
TYLER: Morrowski, Sharpe, I know you aren't here presently, but I want you to look directly into this camera.....AND LISTEN GOOD! You got me good last week, but you two idiots didn't finish the job! I overlooked the possibility that imbecile Moose Morrowski might have a buddy waiting to come down and snatch his sorry butt outta the fire... and that "BLEEP" was you Sharpe! Now it's my turn to finish you both, so here's the deal......if you 2 bozos have the backbone for it, then "nut up" and meet me and my partner. ....yeah SURPRISE I got friends too....(out comes Tex MacKenzie) next week and we can settle this right big Tex?
TEX: That's the God honest truth yessir! You boys gotta heap of trouble comin' you're Direc-shun guaranteed. .....(both men exit).
MILT: You know they say, "Revenge is a dish, best served cold", and I believe if this happens next week, it's going to be freezing here in studio! Turco vs King is first up here for this week, and it all starts after we pay some bills, keep the dial right where it is we'll be right back. ........
* Ch.58 Weather Watch/P-Bay Indigenous Remedies & Pharmacy*
MILT: AND just like that folks we are back....and tonight our opening match is sponsored exclusively by our newest donating sponsor JACQUES STRAPPE'S NEW and USED SPORTING GOODS, 1189 Oil-slick Way, here in Prudhoe Bay! While new to sponsorship, Jacques isn't new to the Bay! He's proudly been in business here since 1997! Jacques wants you to FOLLOW YOUR NOSES, and head over to his store for their Annual Mid-Summer USED SWIMWEAR LIQUIDATION EXTRAVAGANZA! Speedos, bikinis, one piece, cut-offs, fancy and plain, all priced to sell! Sure they've been used, but at these prices who cares? Check it out this Saturday at JACQUES STRAPPE'S......let's go ringside shall we. .....
Rocky King vs Joe Turco: This was an absolutely appropriate opening contest, pitting two evenly matched opponents against one another. King was flashy early (no surprise there) and looked strong .....UNTIL TURCO, hit King right in his "Rockies" no disqualification, (again no big surprise) and evens this match out. This one ends in a DRAW.....just as Turco goes for a pin after a running body slam. AN irate Turco takes out his frustration on a prone King before exiting....
MILT: Fans as you can see for yourself Mr. Turco is very unhappy with the time-limit draw with one Rocky King. ...we are gonna keep the ball rolling, on the way to this week's big TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, where SD JONES will square off against "The Snob from across the Pond) former APAPW champion David Taylor (crowd cheers loudly)...up next however is Amish Roadkill vs Manny Villalobos next right here on APAPW, but first these important commercial messages. ......
*Ch.58 Obituaries/P-Bay VFW Post #3476*
Back from commercial we hear the bell and match no.2 is underway. Despite a nearly 100 pound weight disadvantage, Villalobos takes the fight to AMISH ROADKILL, and the big man bails out for a breather, as the crowd gives him the business. Once back in the ring, though Roadkill flattens Manny into his namesake (so to speak) He clubs Villalobos like a baby seal then after a press slam, finishes the job with a studio shaking Amish Splash.......MILT: Fans we are gonna keep this ship sailin' along Wells versus Doherty next....don't touch that dial. .....
*BUNS-N-GUNS Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range/Mokowski's Taxidermy*
MILT: WE'RE back fans, The Duke of Dorchester is in the ring, Let's bring out Mr. Wells and get it on.......
To the roar of the ringside faithful (another sell-out of 10), George races to the ring , vaults over the top rope, starts removing his football jersey....then Pete Doherty STRIKES!!!! Soon Wells is on the mat, under siege by The Duke's heavy boots. Pete gives George a steady diet of pain via fist and foot, then pulls him up for an Irish Whip into the far ropes.......as Doherty charges for a clothesline, Wells drills him with a spearing FOOTBALL TACKLE, then making the cover and hooking Pete's leg, George gets the pin....
MILT: My oh my, BIG GEORGE WELLS fans....
... The Duke is surely gonna feel that in the morning, and perhaps beyond as well....SD JONES/DAVID TAYLOR main event next, fans we will return with that one post haste.. ...
*Leon's Gas and Service Station/Casa Del Fuego TACOS and Such*
MILT: It is time for this week's TV TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT. .....sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Bob Kanuck's Used Cars 1100 County Rd. 17 on the outskirts of Prudhoe Bay. If you've been waiting for a new vehicle this week is the best time to visit your friendly used car dealer Bob Kanuck. It's Kanuck's yearly.....DRIVE IT....DRAG IT...PUSH IT OR PULL IT sale! You heard it right folks. .....get on down to Bob's they have prices for every level of buyer
A+/B Credit- ANY vehicle you can DRIVE off the lot is yours to choose from.($500 down $700-up 36 monthly payments with aproval).
C+/Below - Any vehicle you can DRAG, PUSH or PULL off his lot are yours to choose from.
($300 down and $300-up 148 monthly payments with approval. Your credit sucks, and Bob is getting his!) All this week at Bob Kanuck's Used Cars. ......let's wrestle!
SD JONES vs DAVID TAYLOR:
As SD comes to the ring, he is all smiles as the crowd cheers loudly....he enters the ring acknowledging his fans ,removes his jacket and waits for his opponent. ....."God Save the Queen" begins squawking through the studio speakers.....as the crowd begins to BOO loudly! Taylor struts towards the ring swinging his Union Jack proudly, while sneering at the fans! He enters and waves Jones back...and removes his fineries. After the pat-down and instructions the bell finally rings..........
This one starts out a wrestling chess-match, as both men show their technical prowess. Soon after a headlock takedown into a head-scissors Jones takes control. AFTER popping out of the head-scissors TAYLOR decides he has played "NICE" long enough and drops an elbow into SD's nether regions (no dq) then starts a vicious offensive attack......
MILT: DAGNABIT....fans we are out of time, and this match is just heating up! No worries we will keep the ol' video tape rolling and bring you the exciting outcome on NEXT WEEK'S BROADCAST. .....until then this is STICKS HANSON saying SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .....fade out).
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Post by gnw2022 on Aug 7, 2024 3:18:14 GMT -5
Another fine edition of Prudhoe Bay's favorite program gnw Like the direction of Avalanche Tyler/ Moose program Keep up the great work! Thanks to super-viewers like you, it is a joy to produce this show!!! |
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