COMET TV and Hungry Spartan Pizza present...
August 14, 2022
Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
So come on!
In-Ring Interview: Tony Deppen * Footage is shown of Tony Deppen attacking Jake Atlas (moments after Atlas won the IPW Extreme Title from Anthony Greene) and running off with the title belt.
* Deppen came to the ring wearing the belt, drawing the ire of the fans.
* Chad Olson began the interview by pointing at the belt and reminding Deppen, "That isn't yours!"
* Deppen proceeded to run down Jake Atlas, claiming that he is afraid to challenge him for the Extreme Title.
* Olson: "Tony, that isn't your belt!"
* The fans cheered as Jake Atlas came out to "challenge" Deppen to a title match. Deppen agreed immediately, and Atlas left the ring without incident.
Danhausen vs. Tony Deppen * Danhausen (very nice, very evil) never knew what hit him, as Deppen charged him right at the opening bell and never let up.
* A piledriver, a FOREARM to the back of the head, and a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE each might have put Dahausen away, but Deppen pulled his opponent's shoulders up each time.
* Another RUNNING KNEE STRIKE smeared Danhausen's makeup and bloodied his nose.
* One more FOREARM put Danhausen down for good.
WINNER: Tony Deppen via pinfall (4:35) **½
RJ City vs. Justin Decent * Decent and the fan favorite RJ City exchanged heated words even before the referee called for the bell, and the match got off to a breakneck pace.
* They brawled all the way to the corner, where the official was struck down by a stray elbow as he tried to separate the two competitors.
* While RJ checked on the official, Decent spun him around, hit a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, and went for the cover.
* Decent managed to revive the referee, but while he was still dazed, the villain nailed RJ with a loaded fist. The resulting cover only earned him a two-count.
* Decent locked on a figure four, but RJ was able to reverse it; Decent nearly tapped out but finally made it to the ropes, forcing a break.
* Distracted by his injury, Decent limped his way straight into a KNEE ARTHUR for the three-count.
WINNER: RJ City via pinfall (6:50) ****½
In-Ring Interview: The Pretty Boy Killers (IPW Tag Team Champions) * Footage was shown of the champions' recent title defense against the Juicy Product, a match the champs dominated.
* Chad Olson asked if there was any team in the IPW they were afraid to face.
* Before they could answer, the interview was interrupted by the Juicy Product, who insisted they should get another shot at the titles.
* They, in turn, were interrupted by number-one contenders Reno Scum, who believed
they should get the title match.
* As both teams jawed at each other, the champs just shrugged their shoulders and left the ring.
* Chad Olson heard something in his headset...and announced that these two teams would face off in the main event, with the winner getting a shot at the champions!
Exhibition Match: The Philly Marino Experience vs. The Beaver Boys * Alex Reynolds took the early advantage against Marino Tenaglia, but could not sustain it and both teams fell into a pattern of briefly-sustained offense and rapid tags.
* A DOUBLE PENETRATION was unable to put Philly Collins away, and John Silver followed up with an immediate lariat for a long two-count.
* Silver's POP-UP DESTROYER might have spelled the end for Collins, but Tenaglia charged into the ring.
* Reynolds followed suit, but was cut off by the referee, allowing Tenaglia to drop a big knee across Silver's head and roll his partner on top for the cover, which got a two-count.
* The PME dominated the match after that, until Philly Collins went to the top rope for an ill-advised flying cross body block.
* Collins crashed into Silver so hard that the two men were flipped over; Silver hooked a leg and got the three-count.
WINNERS: The Beaver Boys via pinfall (10:25) **
James Jeffries vs. "Retrosexual" Anthony Greene * Greene came out of the gates hard, kicking Jeffries in the stomach and immediately planting him with the SHAKER HEIGHTS SPIKE.
* The "People's Champion" managed to get a foot on the ropes, but he was already in big trouble.
* A running knee drop by Greene dimmed Jeffries' lights further, and he rolled out to the floor to catch his breath.
* Greene charged up the turnbuckles and flew from the top rope to the floor with a cross body block that sent both men crashing to the ground.
* While Jeffries was already in dire straits, Greene seemed to hit his head on the floor when he landed.
* Jeffries struggled to his feet while the referee counted, managing to slide under the bottom rope by nine.
* Greene was still unmoving when the count reached ten, and the referee held up his arms, crossed over his head, as Jeffries looked crestfallen despite the win.
WINNER: James Jeffries via count out (3:35) ½
"The Miracle" Jay White vs. Tim Donst
* White charged at Donst at the opening bell and took him off his feet with a driokick.
* Following up with a side Russian leg sweep for one, White hauled his opponent up and whipped him into the turnbuckle.
* White went for a charging clothesline, but Donst sidestepped and rolled his opponent up (with a handful of tights) and the match was over as quickly as it began.
WINNER: Tim Donst via cheap pinfall (1:40) ½
Main Event: Reno Scum vs. The Juicy Product * Luster the Legend began the match against David Starr, but an errant dropkick soon left him at the mercy of the Juicy Product and their fast tags.
* They punished Luster for several minutes before JT Dunn sent him into the ropes and telegraphed a back body drop.
* Luster countered with an incredible gut-wrench power bomb, and immediately tagged in Adam Thornstowe, who vaulted to the top rope and connected with a splash.
* The referee managed a count of two before Dunn kicked out, and Thormstowe immediately went to the top rope again.
* Disaster. This time, Dunn intercepted him and slammed him from the top rope to the middle of the ring.
* Thornstowe was double-teamed brutally by his opponents, until he could score with a superkick and make a desperation tag to his partner.
* Luster came in, cleaning house on both Collins and Tenaglia, and beginning a series of blistering tags with his partner just so they could legally deliver a lengthy double-team beatdown.
* One tag too many left Thornstowe in the ring, however, And Dunn was able to hit him with a superkick.
* Luster charged into the ring, but Starr cut him off with a dropkick and the referee counted three.
WINNER: The Juicy Product via pinfall (10:08) **
Closing Credits...End of Show...
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