Into the Chikaraverse

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Mein Land
February - Week 3 - Season 2
Commentary: Gavin Loudspeaker and Bryce Remsberg

Super Smash Bros def. Chris Hero and Mike Quackenbush by pinfall
An excellent way to open the show, with stiff shots from both sides, as Hero and Quack team together for the first time this season. Quack hits Jig'n'Tonic to mock Jigsaw, but the distraction in doing this and gloating afterwards allows SSB back into the match, with Player Uno pinning Quack after Game Genie

Saturyne def. Delirious w/Jakob Hammermeier by submission
The Intergalactic Luchadora picks up a win against her BDK opponent, when she locks in Rings of Saturyne
Post match, new Director of Fun Hammermeier grabs the mic furiously and tells Saturyne she is suspended for one month

Da Soul Touchaz def. 3.Ole! by pinfall
Scott Parker is put away with Droppin' da Bomb

Daizee Haze def. Darkness Crabtree by pinfall
Haze takes victory with Mind Trip

BDK (Sara Del Rey and Pinkie Sanchez) def. AC/DC by pinfall
A powerbomb by Del Rey on Corbin gets her the pin, as Sanchez spears Cannon off the ring apron

Gran Akuma def. Eddie Kingston by pinfall
Another loss for Kingston, who hasn't hit form since ending Archibald Peck's career in the Season 1 finale. Akuma lands a Tenchi Crash to win

Vin Gerard def. Reckless Youth by submission
Youth is on a roll when Gerard slaps on an STF and forces him to tap out

Mysterious and Handsome Stranger and The Roughnecks def. The Throwbacks by pinfall
Grizzly Redwood earns his team the victory, with The Wood Chipper on Sugar Dunkerton

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World Tag Grand Prix night one
March - Week 2 - Year 2
Commentary: Gavin Loudspeaker and Jakob Hammermeier

All matches are first round matches

Aussie Open def. FIST (Gran Akuma and Icarus) by pinfall
A stellar way to kick off the tournament, with Davis landing a pop up flapjack on Akuma to win

Los Ice Creams def. The Bravado Brothers by pinfall
Harlem and Lancelot control much of the match, but the naughty ice creams get up to mischief and throw them off their game to win with El Asesino on Lancelot.

Osirian Portal def. AC/DC by submission
Ophidian moves the Portal on to the next round, locking Death Grip on Arik Cannon

Super Smash Bros def. The Batiri by pinfall
Uno and Dos hit Obariyon with Fatality to win

Beaver Boys def. Incoherence by pinfall
Silver and Reynolds plant Hallowicked with Double Penetration to win

Mike Quackenbush and Chris Hero def. The Throwbacks by pinfall
Hero hits Cyclone Kill on Sugar Dunkerton to win

Royal Aces (Charlie Morgan and Jetta) def. 3.0 by pinfall
Quite possibly match of the night, with Parker taking a real beating from Morgan and Jetta, and his pinned after a tree of woe dropkick

The Roughnecks def. The BDK (Sara Del Rey and Daizee Haze) by pinfall
Closing out night one, Brodie Lee hits Del Rey with a Big Boot and then charges into Haze on the apron so hard that she flies into the second row of the crowd. Hammermeier promises retribution on commentary

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World Tag Grand Prix night two
March - Week 2 - Year 2
Commentary: Leonard F. Chikarason and Claudio Castagnoli

Quarter-finals
Aussie Open def. Los Ice Creams by pinfall
The Aussies advance to the semi final, with Fletcher, in a rage at some fanny pinching antics, hits Grimstone on Ice Cream Jr

Super Smash Bros def. Osirian Portal by pinfall
Ophidian refuses to stay down, despite taking a real beating. SSB cut off the ring to prevent the tag, and Uno wins with Game Genie

Chris Hero and Mike Quackenbush def. The Beaver Boys by pinfall
A leaping corner elbow by Hero sends him and Quack on to the next round

Royal Aces def. The Roughnecks by pinfall
Jetta is backed into a corner by Brodie Lee, but she dodges a massive chop and the Aces take charge. Morgan wins with a superkick on Lee.

Semi-finals
Super Smash Bros def. Aussie Open by pinfall
Fletcher and Davis's run comes to an end, with Uno pinning Fletcher after Game Genie

Chris Hero and Mike Quackenbush def Royal Aces by pinfall
Hero and Quack are not messing around in this one, and Quack pins Jetta after a Quackendriver III

Young Lions Cup
Lancelot Bravado def. Mark Angelosetti (c) by pinfall to win the Young Lions Cup
The YLC continues to change hands at a pace, with Lancelot scoring the victory with a Deadlift German Suplex

World Tag Grand Prix Final
Chris Hero and Mike Quackenbush def. Super Smash Bros by pinfall to win the tournament
Uno and Dos give their absolute all, with both teams looking to close the tournament with their three points and a title shot, but they cannot overcome Hero and Quack. Hero gets the win with Cyclone Kill on Dos. They will now face The BDK's Ares and Castagnoli later this month for the Campeonatos de Parejas

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BDK vs Hero and Quack should be quite the match. Royal Aces had a great showing as well. Gutted they didn't make it to the finals

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Nov 4, 2023 20:03:53 GMT -5 Wookie7969 said:

BDK vs Hero and Quack should be quite the match. Royal Aces had a great showing as well. Gutted they didn't make it to the finals

I did think at one stage that Aussie Open and Royal Aces were going to go all the way to the final, but Hero and Quack are a tough pairing and the Smash Bros pulled it out the bag. Thanks for giving it a look! 

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Benzin
March - Week 3 - Year 2
Commentary: Leonard F. Chikarason and Vin Gerard

Lance Steel def. Green Ant by submission
Steel kicks off the show in a fun contest with the rookie Green Ant, forcing him to tap out in a Boston Crab

Da Soul Touchaz def. FIST by pinfall
Droppin' da Bomb on Chuck Taylor secures the victory for Da Soul Touchaz

Sinn Bodhi comes to the ring with The Batiri and the Eye of Tyr. Bodhi says he was most disappointed with Obariyon and Kodama's performance in the World Tag Grand Prix and their failure has proven to him that he must unleash the power of the Eye now if he is to fulfil his destiny. He says he is willing to give Kobald a chance to prove his worth to him next. Ultramantis Black comes out to warn Bodhi of the catastrophic consequences the Eye can have if not used correctly. Bodhi laughs him off and tells him that seeing as he is here, he can fight Kobald.

Ultramantis Black def. Kobald by pinfall
Spurred on by a desire for revenge, Black wins with La Safarina
Post match, The Batiri swarm and attack Black, getting hold of him and holding him out like a sacrifice to Bodhi. Bodhi takes the Eye of Tyr and uses it on Black, taking control of his mind and leading him away with the Batiri.

BDK def. The Colony by pinfall
Sara Del Rey wins it for the BDK when she lands the Royal Butterfly on Fire Ant

The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger def. Gregory Iron by submission
MHS thrives, mocking Iron and winning with a Spinning Toe Hold
Eddie Kingston comes out for his match before MHS has left the ring. He stares MHS in the eyes intently, but the Stranger rolls away quickly.

Eddie Kingston def. Shane Storm by pinfall
A dominant showing from Kingston, who wins with a Backdrop Driver

Campeonatos de Parejas
The BDK (c) def. Chris Hero and Mike Quackenbush two falls to none to retain
Hero nearly scores the first fall quickly, but Jakob Hammermeier intervenes. A Doomsday Uppercut on Quack gets the BDK the first fall, and the decisive submission comes when Claudio swings Hero until he passes out while Tursas holds Quackenbush to prevent him intervening
Jigsaw comes out post match, telling Quackenbush he is clearly the weak link in his tag teams. Quack takes off in pursuit of Jigsaw

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Du Hasst
April - Week 1 - Year 2
Commentary: Bryce Remsberg and Dasher Hatfield

Da Soul Touchaz def. Men At Work by pinfall
Fun opener, which included Mister Zero's newspaper assisted camel clutch on Marshe Rockett. Acid Jaz wins with the Jaz X-Factor on Zero.

Larry Sweeney def. Reckless Youth by pinfall
A great win for Sweeney with the 12 Large Elbow Drop

Unstable def. 3.0 by pinfall
A superb tag contest, which Stigma won when he landed Stigmata on Big Daddy Magic, Shane Matthews.

Los Ice Creams and Bryan Danielson def. Scotty 2 Hotty, Colt Cabana and Johnny Saint by pinfall
Danielson is disgusted by the Ice Creams' antics during the match, repeatedly berating them while Colt encourages them to mock Danielson. In the end, the Ice Creams get fed up of being abused by Danielson and take their anger out on Scotty, beating him with El Asesino.
After the bell, the Ice Creams rush to celebrate with Danielson, but an angry Bryan shoves them both to the ground and he starts to attack Saint. Cabana saves the day, sending Danielson packing, but this is not over. Scotty 2 Hotty, the Ice Creams and Cabana all do the worm before leaving to entertain the crowd.

The Roughnecks def. The Colony by pinfall
Roughnecked on Fire Ant gives Lee and Redwood the win

Chris Hero def. Jigsaw by pinfall
Jigsaw lands Jig'n'Tonic, but Quackenbush comes out and distracts him and the ref. That allows Hero to regain control and win with a rolling elbow
Shane Storm and Reckless Youth both come out to try and reason with Quackenbush post match, but Hero attacks them both as Quack tells Jigsaw that this is all his fault

Eddie Kingston def. Mysterious and Handsome Stranger by pinfall
Kingston wins a chop battle and then lands a Sliding D to win
The referee and other wrestlers all have to stop Kingston from unmasking the Stranger after the bell. Jakob Hammermeier tells him such unseemly behaviour will not be tolerated in a Chikara ring and Kingston will be barred from the next show.

Ultramantis Black w/Sinn Bodhi def. Hallowicked by pinfall
Black, under the mind control of Sinn Bodhi, beats Hallowicked with a Praying Mantis Bomb, despite Hallowicked repeatedly trying to reason with Black and make him remember who his friends are.

The BDK (Claudio Castagnoli, Ares, Tursas, Jakob Hammermeier and Delirious) def Team Chikara (The Throwbacks, El Generico and Saturyne) by pinfall
A repeat result from the Cibernetico, as BDK continue to assert their dominance over Chikara. Delirious wins the match with Shadows over Heck on Angelosetti

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Links 2-3-4
April - Week 3 - Year 2
Commentary: Leonard F Chikarason and Dasher Hatfield

Mike Quackenbush def. Shane Storm by pinfall
Quack kicks off the show with a win over one of his former partners, landing the Quackendriver IV
Quack takes the mic post match and warns Jigsaw that at Anniversario Night One, he's going to show everyone just how much better a wrestler he is in a two out of three falls match

BDK (Delirious and Daizee Haze) def. Osirian Portal by pinfall
Delirious wins with a Praying Mantis Bomb on Amasis

Gregory Iron def. Kobald by submission
Iron scores the win with a Crippler Crossface

FIST def. The Colony by pinfall
A superb trios contest. Taylor pulls the ref from the ring to save Gargano, and Icarus wins with Blu-Ray on Green Ant

Claudio Castagnoli def. Lance Steel by pinfall
Steel puts up a good fight, but Claudio gets the victory with a second Riccola Bomb

Heidi Lovelace def. Saturyne by pinfall
Lovelace lands the Heidi-can-rana to win

Bryan Danielson def. Darkness Crabtree by count out 
Danielson takes the match ringside and Crabtree is too out of breath to beat the count

Frightmare def. Ultramantis Black w/Sinn Bodhi by pinfall
Frightmare is fired up and wants to avenge Hallowicked's loss. He overcomes interference by Bodhi to win with Kneecolepsy
The Batiri immediately jump Frightmare after the bell. After beating him down, Bodhi makes Black finish the attack with Hallowicked's Go 2 Sleepy Hollow 

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Anniversario: Ein Sturm Kommt Auf
May - Week 2 - Year 2
Commentary: Gavin Loudspeaker and Jakob Hammermeier

Chuck Taylor def. Kikutaro by pinfall
Taylor pins Kikutaro after a somersault suicide dive
After the bell, Taylor and FIST attack Kikutaro, with Chuck warning him this isn't the place for dumb antics, there's no place for fun here... He says they will send Kikutaro back to Japan. AC/DC come to the Japanese star's rescue.

FIST (Gran Akuma and Icarus) def. AC/DC by pinfall
A phenomenal tag match, in which Darin Corbin pulls off the slow-mo spot in honour of Kikutaro who has taken a seat in the front row and is sharing popcorn with fans around him. However, the match starts to swing in FIST's favour and they win when Akuma lands the Tenchi Crash on Arik Cannon.

Sinn Bodhi leads Ultramantis Black and The Batiri to the ring. He says his Carnival have rid Chikara of Frightmare and Hallowicked and now, with Black bound to serve them, he will take out his enemies one by one. Men At Work come out to fight The Batiri.
The Batiri def. Men At Work by pinfall
Kobald struggles early in this trios match, with Mister Zero reading his newspaper while in the Camel Clutch. When Obariyon and Kodama get in, they turn the tide and win with a Flying Blockbuster on Zero.
Bodhi congratulates Kodama and Obariyon post match, but turns his back on Kobald in the process

Super Smash Bros def. BDK (Daizee Haze and Delirious) by pinfall
Haze saves Delirious once but cannot save the match, as Uno and Dos pin her after Fatality.

Claudio Castagnoli def. Gregory Iron by pinfall
Iron almost stuns Castagnoli, which infuriates him and he wins with a Ricola Bomb

The Colony def. BDK (Ares, Tursas and Sara Del Rey) by submission
This one epitomises Chikara trios contests. Fast paced, members of each team transitioning in and out the ring with ease. The crowd erupts when Green Ant makes Tursas tap out in the Chikara Special.

Colt Cabana def. Mike Quackenbush by pinfall
Colt dominates, turning Mike's anger to his favour with antics galore. Danielson tries to jump Colt, but he moves and trips him as he comes back off the ropes before Bryce Remsburg gets him out the ring. Colt wins with the Colt 45.
Post match, Cabana tells Quackenbush and Danielson that he has two friends, and he knows Chris Hero will be here tomorrow night for Night Two, so how about they have a trios match. Danielson swipes the mic from Quackenbush and accepts the challenge, but who will Colt's partners be?

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Anniversario night two: Geadelt Ist Wer Schmerzen Kennt
May - Week 2 - Year 2
Commentary: Leonard F. Chikarason and Tim Donst

Bryan Danielson, Mike Quackenbush and Chris Hero def. Colt Cabana, Jigsaw and Scotty 2 Hotty by submission
Danielson takes all opportunities to beat on Cabana throughout, with Jigsaw and Scotty unable to properly save him thanks to interference by Quack and Hero. Danielson wins with a triangle choke on Cabana.

FIST (Chuck Taylor, Akuma and Icarus) def. AC/DC and Kikutaro by pinfall
The FIST crew take it in turns to hurt Kikutaro, until Icarus wins with Wings of Icarus.

Eddie Kingston def. Vin Gerard by pinfall
Kingston dominates and wins with a Sliding D.
Post match, Eddie says he asked for some time now to address the Mysterious and Handsome Stranger. At the season one finale, Kingston says he beat a man called Archibald Peck and banished him from Chikara, and yet this stranger seems to be extremely familiar to him. He says this masked man does all he can to avoid coming into contact with Kingston on show days, and it's not right. So, Kingston warns, he is keeping a close eye.

Osirian Portal def. Roughnecks by pinfall
A superb tag match, which Portal win when Amasis hypnotises Grizzly Redwood and they land the Osirian Sacrament.

Young Lions Cup
Juan Francisco de Coronado def. Lancelot Bravado (c) by submission to win the cup
The YLC is a hot potato this season, with Coronado getting the win with a Coronado Clutch.

3.0 def. Men at Work by pinfall
Another thrilling tag match, which was better than the crowd may have expected and had numerous near falls. Scott Parker rolls Mister Zero up out the corner for a quick pin.

Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield and Mark Angelosetti) def. Super Smash Bros by pinfall
Hatfield gets the pin on Uno following Grand Slam.
After the match, The Batiri and Ultramantis Black - although there's no Kobald - attack the Throwbacks under the direction of Sinn Bodhi.

Jakob Hammermeier makes his way to the ring with Tursas. He says as Director of Fun he has been slacking and has not had the kind of presence he knows is expected of him. So he is here to ensure important matches are booked, starting with the next match. He says Green Ant thought he was clever when he and his little ant friends beat the BDK yesterday night, but giants like Tursas crush tiny ants for fun. So Green Ant can get out here, because he is going to go one on one with Tursas. And, Hammermeier warns, the rest of The Colony better not interfere, because Fire and Soldier Ant have a non-title match against Ares and Claudio straight after in the main event, and if they win, they will get to skip the queue for a shot at the Campeonatos de Parejas.

Tursas def. Green Ant by pinfall
Green Ant does his best to evade and tire Tursas, but the big man gets the win eventually, crushing his opponent with a running crossbody.

Non-title
BDK (Castagnoli and Ares) def. The Colony by referee stoppage
Exciting main event, but The Colony cannot get the win. Bryce Remsburg stops the match when Fire Ant passes out in a giant swing around the time the crowd have counted to 100.