Into the Chikaraverse

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Doch Was Nicht Lieben Kann Muss Hassen
October - Week 4 - Season 2
Commentary: Gavin Loudspeaker and Tim Donst

FIST def. Kikutaro and AC/DC by disqualification
Kikutaro is punished, much to the disappointment of the crowd, after getting far too excited and making Bryce Remsburg do an Avalanche Splash on Icarus, much to Icarus' fury.
After the match, Kikutaro challenges FIST each to a singles match. He says if he beats any of them, then the person he beats has to be his best friend.

BDK (Delirious and Daizee Haze) def Sara Del Rey and Pinkie Sanchez by pinfall
The Bizarro Driver from Delirious on Sanchez earns the BDK a win on the first show since Del Rey laid down the challenge for the Cibernetico.

Chris Hero def. Ophidian by pinfall
A dominant showing for Hero, who wins with the Death Blow.

Super Smash Bros def. 3.0 by pinfall
A battle of the Canadians, which SSB come out on top in as they hit Fatality on Shane Matthews.

Ultramantis Black def. Kobald by pinfall
An absolutely great match for these two. Kobald thrives early on, but it is Black who wins when he lands the Praying Mantis Bomb.
Sinn Bodhi says at the Season Finale, he is going to enjoy ending Kobald's career. Incoherence come out and challenge the Batiri as well, saying if they win then Ultramantis Black has to be released by Bodhi.

The crowd are stunned when Archibald Peck suddenly bursts in through the main doors again, and he's babbling on about having been sent to the future and warning everyone that something dark is coming to Chikara unless they act now. Eddie Kingston comes rushing out and grabs hold of him, making him shut up and challenging him to a match at the season finale.

Princess Kimberlee def. Larry Sweeney by submission
Sweeney is in charge of the contest and lands the 12 Large Elbow, but Max Smashmaster appears as the ref checks on Kimberlee and he spears Sweeney. Kimberlee is clueless about what has happened and wins with the Alligator Clutch.
Max pulls a bouquet of flowers out from under the ring to present to Kimberlee, but Sidney Bakabella comes out to remonstrate with him and order him to the back again.

Baltic Seige def. The Throwbacks by pinfall
Latvian Proud Oak wins with the Tree Top Drop on Dasher Hatfield.

Best of Seven Series
Jigsaw def. Mike Quackenbush by pinfall to take a 3-1 lead
The series could almost be over, because Jigsaw moves to within one win of completing it after landing the Jig'n'Tonic twice on Quack.

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Die Partei der Hoffnungslosen
November - Week 3 - Year 2
Commentary: Gavin Loudspeaker and Colt Cabana

Shynron def El Generico by pinfall
The best performance for Shynron since his debut, the crowd are enthralled by this match. Shynron wins with a Spirit Bomb.

Incoherence def. Men at Work by pinfall
A super quick win for Frightmare and Hallowicked. Hallowicked lands a Rydeen Bomb on Private Eye to win.

Bryan Danielson def. Saturyne by pinfall
Impressive by Saturyne, but Danielson puts her away with a Yakuza Kick.
Danielson heads straight to the commentation station, confronting Colt Cabana and demanding a match with him tomorrow night.

The Colony def. BDK by pinfall
Is this the beginning of the end of the the BDK, with Cibernetico tomorrow night. The Colony win with Ants Go Marching on Ares.
Ares and Castagnoli are arguing and shoving each other in the ring, as the rest of BDK try to calm things. Sara Del Rey comes out and tells them to enjoy their final night as a team in Chikara tomorrow, because when Chikara wins the Cibernetico, the BDK will be forced to disband!

Devastation Corporation def. Osirian Portal and Heidi Lovelace by pinfall
Amasis is crushed with a Black Hole Slam to bring the match to a close.

Best Friend Series
Kikutaro def. Chuck Taylor by pinfall
The crowd go wild, as Chuckie T will be forced to be Kikutaro's new best friend after Kiku picks up the win with a Shining Kikuzard.
A glum Taylor stands baffled in the middle of the ring, as Kikutaro hugs him tightly and dances around to celebrate.

The Roughnecks def. AC/DC by pinfall
Big Brodie lands a Black Hole Slam on Arik Cannon to get the win for him and Redwood.

Best of Seven Series
Mike Quackenbush def. Jigsaw by pinfall
Quack's back is against the wall now, but boy does he deliver here. He gets the pin with a Quackendriver III to pull things back, although Jigsaw still leads the series 3-2.

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Cibernetico: Weit Weg
November - Week 3 - Season 2
Commentary: Leonard F Chikarason and Vin Gerard

The Colony def. Baltic Seige by pinfall
Soldier Ant picks up the win with a TKO on Latvian Proud Oak.

Space Monkey def. Shynron by pinfall
A fantastic match, both have impressive spells on offence but is is Monkey who wins with a moonsault.

Archibald Peck is here again, chaotically trying to warn people danger is coming. However, Eddie Kingston chases him away.

Incoherence def. AC/DC by pinfall
The Double Sleepy Hollow on Corbin gives Incoherence another win.

Colt Cabana def. Bryan Danielson by pinfall
Just a few short weeks from Danielson and Johnny Saint squaring off in what could be Saint's final match, Cabana picks up a win with a Flying Hip Attack.

The Batiri def. Men At Work by pinfall
Obariyon wins with a Flying DDT on Private Eye.

Kikutaro skips to the ring holding hands with Chuck Taylor. Kiku has a t-shirt on which says "he's my friend" and has an arrow pointing at Taylor. Kiku skips around the ring, dragging Taylor along behind him.
Best Friend Series
Johnny Gargano def. Kikutaro by pinfall
Unlike Chuck, Gargano is not going to be Kiku's friend, as he wins with Hurts Donut.
After the match, an upset Kikutaro rushes to hug his new best friend, Taylor. Gargano is fed up of the antics and goes to punch Kiku, but Taylor steps in the way. He angrily says he can't let Gargano hit Kikutaro, as Kiku makes faces from behind Taylor.

Best of Seven Series
Mike Quackenbush def. Jigsaw by submission to level the series 3-3
Quack draws level when he locks on the Chikara Special, sending this series to a decider at the season finale!

Cibernetico
BDK (Ares, Claudio Castagnoli, Tursas, Jakob Hammermeier, Tim Donst, Daizee Haze and Delirious) vs Team Chikara (Sara Del Rey, Pinkie Sanchez, Sugar Dunkerton, Dasher Hatfield, Reckless Youth, Eddie Kingston and Chris Hero)
- Delirious is the first eliminated, when Chris Hero lands the Cyclone Kill.
- Chris Hero is the first from Team Chikara to be knocked out of the match, as the BDK land Ragnarock.
- Claudio Castagnoli is then eliminated by a Reckless Youth Scoop Brainbuster.
- Jacob Hammermeier is the next out, as Reckless Youth lands a frog splash.
- Tursas tries to get the BDK back into things, but a frog splash by Reckless Youth eliminates him as well, meaning it is now six from Chikara vs three from the BDK.
- Team Chikara captain Sara Del Rey is the next to go, after a Tim Donst SDT.
- Donst is them eliminated by a Stretch Plum from Reckless.
- Eddie Kingston is eliminated following a BDK Doomsday Uppercut. 
- Pinkie Sanchez is eliminated by Daizee Haze with the Mind Trip which means it is now three from Chikara vs two from the BDK.
- Haze is eliminated after Air Dunkerton by Sugar.
- But Sugar is immediately eliminated following an Ares Tiger Driver.
- The last man standing for the BDK, Ares is eliminated by a Stretch Plum by Reckless.
- The crowd go wild as they realise the BDK stranglehold has been broken, leaving Reckless Youth and Dasher Hatfield to battle out the final fall. Reckless wins the match after a top rope rana on Hatfield.
Reckless Youth (Team Chikara) wins Torneo Cibernetico
Sara Del Rey and the rest of the Chikara technico roster come to the ring to celebrate with Reckless Youth, as a crying Jakob Hammermeier stomps his feet at ringside and Claudio Castagnoli angrily demands answers from the rest of the BDK.