Only in Florida

[on_the_edge]

I think the subject line says it all. This is for Florida Man and all other craziness in Florida. God I love this state sometimes.


For instance, you may have heard the term porch pirates. For those that have not, it is when people go driving around and if they see packages left on someone's porch they will go steal them. It is big down here because it is nice weather almost year round. Especially during a busy shopping season like the holidays. Well, it seems bears have got into the trend.


Bear steals Halloween candy


This is just the story of one time. I know it has happened at least twice. Once the bear ignored the "only take one" sign and gobbled up a lot of it. The other time the bear read the sign and was a good boy as he took only one candy bar.


Then there are bears stealing food delivery off porches like in this story.


A bear stole Taco Bell


To me the best part of the story is how he came back for the soda.


Finally there is the bear that wanted to decorate for his cubs for Christmas but since he is not allowed into stores to purchase decorations so he was forced to do this.


Florida bear steals decorations


Enjoy.

[paul]

I wonder if it's been the same bear involved in each theft. This sounds like a job for The Crime Stoppers.

Doesn't surprise me that the bear went back for the drinks. He had to wash the awful taste of Taco Bell out of his mouth.🥴

Porch pirates are a pain in the ass. While I've never had a parcel stolen from my doorstep I know people who have. The past few years I've been using Canada Post's Flex Delivery service where you get your parcel shipped to the post office and then they send you an e-mail when it arrives.

[Big Bri]

The Bears will be stopped on Sunday! Problem solved! ROAR!!!

[on_the_edge]

Dec 8, 2023 16:26:00 GMT -5 Big Bri said:

The Bears will be stopped on Sunday! Problem solved! ROAR!!!

LOL nice. I sure hope so. We NEED to win the next two games. After that we finish with three really tough ones.

[on_the_edge]

When you are young somethings make you laugh that as you get older are not as funny. That is until someone finds a way to do it that you cannot help but smile. That is the case here. Enjoy.

[paul]

Dec 15, 2023 19:16:16 GMT -5 on_the_edge said:

When you are young somethings make you laugh that as you get older are not as funny. That is until someone finds a way to do it that you cannot help but smile. That is the case here. Enjoy.

Too bad that Mike Rotch & Hugh Jass were absent that day from the voting.

[on_the_edge]

I just love the expression on his face as people are laughing and he seems clueless.

[paul]

Dec 16, 2023 17:01:01 GMT -5 on_the_edge said:

I just love the expression on his face as people are laughing and he seems clueless.

I didn't hear the laughter. I assumed the expression on his face was from the sudden realization of what he had just said along with wondering who played this practical joke on him.

[on_the_edge]

Dec 16, 2023 17:05:10 GMT -5 paul said:

Dec 16, 2023 17:01:01 GMT -5 on_the_edge said:

I just love the expression on his face as people are laughing and he seems clueless.

I didn't hear the laughter. I assumed the expression on his face was from the sudden realization of what he had just said along with wondering who played this practical joke on him.

Perhaps I was wrong. I assumed, you know what they say about that, he heard giggling and that is why he looked up and around the room. I was thinking he did not get the joke as he went and read the next name out loud instead of doing it in his head to make sure it was not another prank.

[Big Bri]

The "Florida Man Or Jersey Guy" segments on Kevin Nash's podcast are pretty funny.