Strong Style Underground (FKA Texas Fight League)

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Aug 17, 2024 8:41:15 GMT -5 Bri said:

Off and running brother awsomsinger !

A lot of groovy results, especially the victories by The Crusher and Eddie Marlin.

Even liked the draws.

Going to be interesting to see how the next three cards shake out.

I'll be there.

Thanks for putting me and Rosita in the show!

It's funny, I was just listening to the Van Halen song, "Tattoo" when I read that lol.

I always want cheesesteak when I catch up on TXFL.

Rock on!

Eddie Marlin is becoming a sentimental favorite.  Let's see how well he does against the heavy hands of Wahoo McDaniel
Crusher, in his usual persona, helped Rad Racer up and told him "Good try kid, I'll buy ya a beer".  We'll see if the encouragement helps against JBL.
You, Bri, are going to be an important part of this.  Keep reading and thanks for being here. 

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TEXAS FIGHT LEAGUE (TXFL)
CARD 1-2
BILLY BOB’S TEXAS

It’s Saturday night, and you know what that means……another Saturday night at Billy Bob’s Texas, and Card 1-2 of The Texas Fight League. Mark Lowrance, Paul Ellering, and Tammy Lynn Sytch call the action.

We are introduced to Wolf and Bloody Marry McDonnell, the interim champions, as they take seats beside the commentary team to watch the action.

MERCEDES MARTINEZ VS THUNDER ROSA starts us off. A little back and forth at the beginning of the match. Rosa wows the crowd with an over the top rope flying bodypress that nearly got the countout victory. It seemed to only piss Martinez off. Martinez catches Rosa with a FISHERMAN’S BUSTER and scores the pin at 4:20. Martinez is now 1-1, Rosa drops to 0-2

“THE DAREDEVIL” RAD RACER VS JBL is up next. Rad Racer gets mad cheers from the crowd, while JBL soaks in all the boos thrown his way. It only seems to fire him up, as he immediately whips Racer into the corner so hard his neck nearly snaps, then shortly after hits a violent CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL for the knockout victory at 1:50. Rad Racer now at 0-2, JBL improves to 1-1 and has the first KO in TXFL history.

Rad Racer had to be helped from the ring and we will find out his condition at intermission.

Renee Paquetts interviews TXFL superfan Bri, who is in his usual booth enjoying a steak. Rosita, Billy Bob’s best looking waitress, brings him a margarita, and we see, after some coaxing, Rosita give Bri her phone number. Bri is beside himself with glee. Renee sends it back to the ring.

JAZZ VS “JUGGERNAUT” JORDYNNE GRACE is up next. It was a brawl between powerhouses that was dominated by Jazz. Jordynne Grace happened to catch Jazz coming out of the corner and leveled her with a perfect Pounce for the pin at 12:04. Jordynne Grace improves to 1-1, Jazz falls to 0-2

“MAD DOG” BUZZ SAWYER VS BAD NEWS ALLEN – With Sawyer coming off a draw and Allen coming off an upset loss, both felt like they had something to prove in this match. To that end the match spent most of the time outside the ring, where Buzz Sawyer received a public warning for sending BNA headfirst into the guardrail. Allen would prevail with a powerbomb on the concrete and then a GHETTO BLASTER back in the ring for the win at 7:58. Buzz Sawyer is now 0-1-1 and Bad News Allen moves to 1-1.

We go to highlights from earlier today when Leyla Hirsch and Awesome Kong nearly came to blows in the parking lot. The Women’s Coalition members keep them apart. Their match/rematch is next.

“LEGIT” LEYLA HIRSCH VS AWESOME KONG – After their hotly contested draw last week and their run in earlier, both fighters came out firing and Leyla took early advantage. Kong took over and weakened Leyla with power moves. The match went outside where Kong opened a deep cut on Leyla by introducing her head to the edge of a table. Leyla, covered in blood, fought valiantly, but succumbed to blood loss and an AWESOME BOMB at 5:36.

Despite being a bloody mess, Leyla got up under her own power and returned to the locker room to the cheers of the fans. She has been cut in both of her battles with Kong thus far.

We go to ringside with Mean Gene Okerlund and Blackjack Mulligan. Mulligan says Rad Racer has a mild concussion and whiplash in the neck and as a result he will be sidelined for the remainder of this block and beyond. Mulligan then introduces his replacement, Harley Race. Harley shakes hands with Mulligan and says all the wannabe tough guys are on notice. He is not a motocross racer trying something new, although he gives the kid credit for his courage, this is his life, his living and his livelihood. I will take over in Rad Racer’s spot and go right to the top, and when he does, know this Wolf, I’m coming for you, and you’re going to get hunted and eliminated!

Wolf, listening to this, takes out a wood file and starts filing his fingernails to the shock of Bloody Marry McDonnell. He shows them to Harley Race and runs one across his throat while pointing at Race. The crowd goes nuts over this staredown.

We go back to the ring.

STAN “THE LARIAT” HANSEN VS “THE RUSSIAN ASSASSIN” KRAKAN – These two brawled throughout the match, with neither getting any sustainable advantage. At about the ten minute mark, Krakan began to take control and, with the crowd fearing another draw, managed to pin Hansen with a Running Jackhammer at 14:50. Krakan is now 1-0-1, Hansen is now 0-1-1

JACQUELINE VS “THE QUEEN OF SPADES” SHAYNA BASZLER – With both fighters’ reputation for toughness, this fight turned into a catfight very quickly with neither fighter maintaining a significant advantage. The end came when Jacqueline deftly avoided a rolling koppo kick from Shayna Baszler and scored a knockout victory with a snap German Suplex that bounced Baszler’s head off the mat. Time of the fall 11:22, Jacqueline is now 2-0, Shayna Baszler is at 1-1

After the match, Shayna was assisted to the back by doctors

EDDIE MARLIN VS WAHOO MCDANIEL – With equal cheers heard for both fighters, they shook hands before the bell. The contest was evenly fought, matching Wahoo’s chops against Marlin’s guile. The heavy hands of McDaniel took a toll, as an OVERHAND CHOP won the match for Wahoo at 8:26. Wahoo McDaniel is now 1-0-1, Eddie Marlin is 1-1

Renee Paquette is with Peggy Lee Leather and Shayna Baszler, who is rubbing her neck. Peggy says Shayna has a sore neck and had her bell rung, but no signs of a concussion and she will be back next week to keep fighting. Shayna says her next opponent is going to find out exactly who she is, and walks off.

WOMEN’S MAIN EVENT – “BORN LEGEND” TESSA BLANCHARD VS “NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD” JOANIE LAURER – These two throw everything but the kitchen sink at each other in what was termed the fight of the night. Tessa held an edge in offense and scored more near falls, but could not keep Joanie down. Joanie, despite the significant power advantage, could not make it work. The Women’s Main Event ends in a 15-minute draw. Both ladies are now 1-0-1 in this block currently.

MEN’S MAIN EVENT – “DR. DEATH” STEVE WILLIAMS VS THE CRUSHER – This match was a pure power match. Crusher dominated early with powerful bear hugs that wore down Williams; however, he decided to send the match outside which proved to be a turning point. As Crusher reached outside for Williams, Williams clocked him with a right cross that staggered Crusher. Returning to the ring, Williams landed two OKLAHOMA STAMPEDES for the pinfall win at 4:24. Steve Williams goes to 2-0, Crusher is 1-1

Steve Williams and Jacqueline are your current number one contenders in the standings.

We go to credits with a reminder to check out TXFL This Week coming Wednesday or sooner.

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TXFL This Week



MEAN GENE OKERLUND

Welcome to TXFL This Week for Block 1-2 of the Texas Fight League, I’m your host, Mean Gene Okerlund.

Week 2 of Block 1 was, as you’d expect, full of action. Let’s take a look at some highlights from last week’s action at Billy Bob’s Texas…..

We see the following…..
JBL SCORE A KNOCKOUT WIN OVER RAD RACER WITH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL
JBL LAUGHING AS RAD RACER IS HELPED FROM THE RING
LEYLA HIRSCH, BLOODY, BATTLE AWESOME KONG
HARLEY RACE AND WOLF HAVING A STAREDOWN AS WOLF FILES HIS NAILS AND DOES THE THROAT SLASH TOWARD HARLEY RACE
KRAKEN AND STAN HANSEN BRAWL AROUND THE RING
JACQUELINE GERMAN SUPLEX SHAYNA BASZLER AND HER HEAD BOUCING OFF THE MAT
TESSA BLANCHARD AND JOANIE LAURER FIGHT TO A DRAW
STEVE WILLIAMS WITH TWO OKLAHOMA STAMPEDES ON THE CRUSHER

And that wasn’t all. As you saw in the highlights Harley Race and Wolf had a bit of an altercation and a staredown, and it was announced that Harley Race would be taking the place of Rad Racer for this week’s fights.

Let’s get to the Injury Report……

Rad Racer suffered a concussion and mild whiplash in his neck. He will be out a minimum of three weeks and perhaps longer. As I mentioned earlier, Harley Race takes over his score and his spot in the standings, which is zero points and dead last. Harley does not plan on that lasting long, let me assure you.

Shayna Baszler’s head bounced off the mat and left her loopy after her match with Jacqueline. As it turned out, while her bell was rung, she has no lingering symptoms and will be fighting this weekend.

Leyla Hirsch suffered a deep cut in the head during her match with Awesome Kong. Much to her credit, she fought valiantly until the blood loss became too much. She says she is a little weak but will be fighting this weekend, albeit with some discomfort.

With that, let’s move on to this week’s rankings, starting with the women

INTERIM TXFL WOMEN’S CHAMPION – BLOODY MARRY MCDONNELL
1 – JACQUELINE
2 – AWESOME KONG
3 – TESSA BLANCHARD
4 – JOANIE LAURER
5 – MERCEDES MARTINEZ
6 – SHAYNA BASZLER
7 – JORDYNNE GRACE
8 – JAZZ
9 – LEYLA HIRSCH
10 – THUNDER ROSA

And now, a look at the men’s rankings

INTERIM TXFL CHAMPION – WOLF
1 – STEVE WILLIAMS
2 – JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD (JBL)
3 – CRUSHER
4 – WAHOO MCDANIEL
5 – BAD NEWS ALLEN
6 – EDDIE MARLIN
7 – KRAKEN
8 – BUZZ SAWYER
9 – STAN HANSEN
10 – HARLEY RACE (Replaces Rad Racer)

With the rankings set, we can set this coming week’s fights, and here they are

“Legit” Leyla Hirsch VS Thunder Rosa
Stan “The Lariat” Hansen VS “Handsome” Harley Race
“Juggernaut” Jordynne Grace VS Jazz
“The Russian Assassin” Kraken VS “Mad Dog” Buzz Sawyer
“Queen Of Spades” Shayna Baszler VS “Latina Sensation” Mercedes Martinez
Eddie Marlin VS Bad News Allen
“Born Legend” Tessa Blanchard VS “Ninth Wonder Of The World” Joanie Laurer
Wahoo McDaniel VS Crusher

And your Double Main Event
Jacqueline VS Awesome Kong
“Dr. Death” Steve Williams VS John Bradshaw Layfield (JBL)

With all this action, you’ll want to get your tickets now, and we’ll see you this weekend at Billy Bob’s Texas. Until next time, this is Mean Gene Okerlund saying…..SO LONG

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TEXAS FIGHT LEAGUE (TXFL)
CARD 1-3
BILLY BOB’S TEXAS

It’s Saturday Night, and that means Card 1-3 of the Texas Fight League at Billy Bob’s Texas. Mark Lowrance, Paul Ellering, and Tammy Lynn Sytch are in place to call the action.

Interim TXFL Champions Bloody Marry McDonnell and Wolf take their spots to the applause of the crowd.

We go backstage with Leyla Hirsch getting checked out by the medical team. She is wearing a bandanna to cover her head bandage and says she is ready to go, although she complains of some soreness. Peggy Lee Leather consults with her and Leyla says she is ready for a fight. Leyla heads to the ring.

“LEGIT” LEYLA HIRSCH VS THUNDER ROSA – Rosa comes out fighting and dominates the first couple of minutes, until they go outside and Leyla nearly sends her into the crowd with a guardrail whip. Leyla then employs strikes and suplexes effectively, and gets the submission win with the CROSS ARMBREAKER at 8:06. Leyla now an even 1-1-1 while Thunder Rosa goes to 0-3

We see highlights of an earlier altercation between Wolf and Harley Race. Harley says he will hunt Wolf and drive him to extinction, and Wolf dares him to try. They have to be separated.

STAN “THE LARIAT” HANSEN VS “HANDSOME” HARLEY RACE – This was a much slower paced match than anyone anticipated, with both men trying to wear each other down methodically. It would break down when the referee was flattened by a corner whip by Race. As the referee recovered, Race landed several effective strikes and scored the win with a Flying Bodypress at 12:47 as the referee was coming to. Despite the protests, Harley improves to 1-2 and Stan Hansen falls to 0-2-1

Harley screams threats at Wolf as Wolf shows him the middle finger in disdain, enraging Race even more as he is dragged away by security.

“JUGGERNAUT” JORDYNNE GRACE VS JAZZ – This match was a straight catfight beginning to end. Toward the end Grace hit multiple slams on Jazz, scoring multiple near falls, but unable to put Jazz away. Grace sends Jazz outside, and Jazz send Grace into the guardrail, sending her reeling. Jazz takes advantage and locks on the BITCH CLAMP for the submission at 9:55. Jazz and Jordynne Grace are now both at 1-2 after this match.

“THE RUSSIAN ASSASSIN” KRAKEN VS “MAD DOG” BUZZ SAWYER – A short but intense brawl that spent most of its time outside the ring. Kraken wins after cutting Buzz on the steel guardrail and then hitting HITMAN’S CARD for the pin at 4:35. Kraken moves to 2-0-1, Buzz Sawyer falls to 0-2-1

We see TXFL Superfan BRI in the crowd with Rosita, the Head Waitress at Billy Bob’s. They show up on KissCAM and Bri gives her a big one, which Rosita seems to like.

Back to the ring.

“LATINA SENSATION” MERCEDES MARTINEZ VS “THE QUEEN OF SPADES” SHAYNA BASZLER – A back and forth slugfest of brawling and sloppy wrestling that saw Martinez eke out a victory over Baszler with a Snap Swinging Neckbreaker at 14:24. Mercedes is 2-1 and Baszler is 1-2.

BAD NEWS ALLEN VS EDDIE MARLIN – The first of two highly anticipated rematches was completely and utterly dominated by Bad News Allen. Judo throw, clothesline, throw Marlin out of the ring, throw Marlin back in the ring, GHETTO BLASTER for the win at 55 seconds. Bad News is now 2-1, Eddie Marlin now at 1-2

We see footage of Tessa Blanchard and Joanie Laurer from earlier today in the parking lot as they get into a verbal altercation ahead of their rematch tonight.

“BORN LEGEND” TESSA BLANCHARD VS “THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD” JOANIE LAURER – The other highly anticipated rematch was a near dominant performance by Tessa Blanchard. Joanie Laurer could not get anything going offensively, and was forced to play defense for most of the match. Though it was not easy, Blanchard wins with the DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER at 10:35. Tessa Blanchard is now 2-1, Joanie Laurer moves to 1-1-1.

CRUSHER VS WAHOO MCDANIEL – A wild brawl between friends and former partners ends with repeated Overhand Chops by Wahoo McDaniel, which score him the victory at 8:25. Wahoo McDaniel is now 2-0-1, Crusher is now 1-2

Renee Paquette is with Wolf and Bloody Marry McDonnell. Renee asks Wolf about Harley Race. Wolf says Harley said he was going to make him extinct, but the only thing in here that was extinct was him (Harley Race), drawing oooohs and ahhhhs from the crowd. If Harley is lucky enough to meet him in the ring, he will learn what it’s like to poke a mean Wolf with a sharp stick.

Renee asks Bloody Marry about the Women’s competition so far. Marry says she has enjoyed all the women fighting for a chance to get eradicated by her. Marry says she doesn’t have a personal favorite, she is just scouting and looking forward to claiming the title for her own.

It’s Double Main Event Time!

JACQUELINE VS AWESOME KONG – The Awesome Kong power game was on full display, as Jacqueline could only mount brief spurts of offense before being shut down by Kong. Kong wins in dominant fashion with a powerbomb outside the ring and a combination left hook to the body and right roundhouse to the jaw, which takes Jacqueline down for the count at 6:27. Awesome Kong now at 2-0-1, Jacqueline is now 2-1

“DR. DEATH” STEVE WILLIAMS VS JBL – It was a powerhouse technician versus the executive bar brawler in this exciting main event. In a war from start to finish, Bradshaw lands a desperation CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL that nets him the win at 13:22

Be sure to check out this week’s TXFL THIS WEEK for the latest rankings and information about Summer Storm, our first championship event in two weeks.

We go to credits.

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Somewhere in a dark office in New York City.....

MALE VOICE - COME IN!  

Nikki and Brie Garcia, still wearing wounds from two weeks ago, stroll into the dark office

"I told you two dames to go down there and get me information I could use, not get your a**es kicked"

"But boss....." Nikki began

"Don't say a word, not one word!  I don't like failure.  I'm gonna have to do this myself, it's obvious.  Now get outta here!"

"But....."

"OUT"

Nikki and Brie leave dejectedly as the unknown male picks up a phone

"Vittolo? It's me.  Check out this 'Texas Fight League', they got somethin' goin' on down there and I want a part of it........Yeah........OK, bye"

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TXFL THIS WEEK

GENE OKERLUND

Welcome to TXFL this week for Block 1-3 of the Texas Fight League.  I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and a little later on I'll be joined by the principal owner of the Texas Fight League, Blackjack Mulligan.

Let's take a look at some of last week's highlights.....

We See.....
LEYLA HIRSCH GET HER FIRST WIN OVER THUNDER ROSA
HARLEY RACE SCORE HIS FIRST WIN OVER STAN HANSEN AND THE STAREDOWN WITH WOLF
BAD NEWS ALLEN GET RETRIBUTION IN A DOMINANT WIN OVER EDDIE MARLIN
JBL HIT THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ON STEVE WILLIAMS FOR THE WIN
WOLF AND BLOODY MARRY MCDONNELL COMPARING NOTES OVER THEIR COMPETITION

As you might expect, plenty of action to go around.  

This week's Injury Report is light, with last week's only injury a minor cut to "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer.  He will be back for Block 1-4 this week

And with this being the final week of Block 1, a lot will be happening this weekend, and to explain it all let's bring in Blackjack Mulligan.  Blackjack, come on in.....

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN

Hi Gene, how ya doin' (They shake hands). A lot goin' down here at TXFL, which will bring us to the reason why I'm out here tonight.  I've not fully explained the competition format for the Texas Fight League, because I wanted this to be all about the fabulous fighters we have here.  Well, now we're at that point so I can explain how the last week is going to play out.  After the fourth week's matches for every block, we are going to do the ratings right then and there.  Then, I'll explain how the eliminations work.  Wolf and Bloody Marry have been told to be in their gear, because depending on what happens, they may be defending their titles that night.  I'll tell you more this week, Gene, gotta go.......

GENE OKERLUND

And there you have it from the owner himself.  Let's have the current TXFL Rankings, starting with the women.....

TXFL INTERIM WOMEN'S CHAMPION - BLOODY MARRY MCDONNELL
1 - Awesome Kong
2 - Tessa Blanchard
3 - Jacqueline
4 - Mercedes Martinez
5 - Joanie Laurer
6 - Leyla Hirsch
7 - Shayna Baszler
8 - Jazz
9 - Jordynne Grace
10 - Thunder Rosa

And now the men's rankings....

TXFL INTERIM CHAMPION - WOLF
1 - Bad News Allen
2 - Steve Williams
3 - John Bradshaw Layfield
4 - Wahoo McDaniel
5 - Kraken
6 - Crusher
7 - Eddie Marlin
8 - Harley Race
9 - Buzz Sawyer
10 - Stan Hansen

With rankings set, let's set up this week's fights....

Jordynne Grace VS Thunder Rosa
Stan Hansen VS Buzz Sawyer 
Shayna Baszler VS Jazz
Eddie Marlin VS Harley Race
Joanie Laurer VS Leyla Hirsch
Kraken VS Crusher
Jacqueline VS Mercedes Martinez
John Bradshaw Layfield VS Wahoo McDaniel

And in our double Main Event
Awesome Kong VS Tessa Blanchard
Bad News Allen VS Steve Williams

We set up "Summer Storm", TXFL's championship weekend, this weekend, at Billy Bob's.  Don't you dare miss it!

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TEXAS FIGHT LEAGUE (TXFL)

CARD 1-4

BILLY BOB’S TEXAS



It’s Saturday Night at Billy Bob’s Texas, and Block 1-4 of the Texas Fight League. Every match has championship implications as we head toward “Summer Storm” next week. On the call as always is Mark Lowrance, Paul Ellering, and Tammy Lynn Sytch.

“JUGGERNAUT” JORDYNNE GRACE VS THUNDER ROSA – Off the opening tieup, Rosa took immediate control, sending Grace out of the ring and nearly powerbombing her through the floor. Jordynne barely avoided the countout, weathered the storm, and went on a power rampage, hitting multiple GRACE DRIVERS on Rosa and finally scoring the pin at 5:12 – Jordynne finishes the block at 2-2, Rosa finishes at 0-4 and clinches last place

“MAD DOG” BUZZ SAWYER VS STAN “THE LARIAT” HANSEN – Much like their first match, this one was another wild affair that spent most of its time out of the ring. However, Hansen was a little more calculated this time, hitting big moves to weaken Sawyer and finally winning with a Borger Body Slam at 10:53 – Hansen finishes this block at 1-2-1, Sawyer goes to 0-3-1 and clinches last place

Mean Gene Okerlund is with Terry Funk, who is in the crowd. Terry tells the old fart to shut up and says he is here to take a look at what’s going on. He says he might just be in attendance next week for “Summer Storm”, but you just never know.

“QUEEN OF SPADES” SHAYNA BASZLER VS JAZZ – Jazz dominates a match in which it seemed that Baszler could not get anything going. Although she was tough to pin, Jazz scores the submission with the BITCH CLAMP at 8:48 – Jazz finishes at 2-2, Shayna Baszler at 1-3

EDDIE MARLIN VS “HANDSOME” HARLEY RACE – In the first few minutes the fight was even. It would end up outside where Marlin would bust Race open on the guardrail, opening a deep cut. Despite all the blood, Harley rallied and would win with the VERTICAL SUPLEX at 6:24 – Harley Race finishes at 2-2, Eddie Marlin is at 1-3

Race’s obsession with Wolf continues after the match as he screams at Wolf about coming for him. Wolf takes his finger, rakes it across his forehead, and licks it as if tasting his own blood. Race, enraged, has to be dragged from ringside as Wolf taunts him all the way.

JOANIE LAURER VS “LEGIT” LEYLA HIRSCH – Joanie dominates quickly and has her way with Hirsch, scoring the pin with a thunderous POWER BOMB at 1:26 – Joanie finishes at 2-1-1, Leyla Hirsch finishes at 1-2-1

“THE RUSSIAN ASSASSIN” KRAKEN VS CRUSHER – A quick, back and forth match won by Crusher, as he scores a knockout with the Bear Hug at 3:24 – Crusher finishes at 2-2 with one knockout, and Kraken finishes at 2-1-1

Kraken has words with the fans once he comes too, claiming the Bear Hug was an illegal hold as the fans chant “Sleep Tight Kraken”

Renee Paquette is with Wolf and Bloody Marry McDonnell. Renee asks them both if they are ready to possibly fight tonight. Wolf says he is always ready for a fight, that’s what makes him The Original Apex Predator. Marry says if it happens, she is ready, but will they be ready for her?

JACQUELINE VS “THE LATINA SENSATION” MERCEDES MARTINEZ – An absolute catfight that had a total of 11 near falls and no winner. They wrestle to a 15-minute draw. Both ladies end up at 2-1-1 and receive a standing ovation and a “Fight Forever” chant for their efforts

JBL VS WAHOO MCDANIEL – Another alley fight, and another win for JBL, but it took two CLOTHESLINES FROM HELL to do it. JBL with the win in 8:00. JBL finishes at 3-1 with 1 KO, Wahoo McDaniel finishes at 2-1-1

Time for our Double Main Event

AWESOME KONG VS “BORN LEGEND” TESSA BLANCHARD – In a match that spent most of its time outside of the ring, Tessa Blanchard scores the shock of the night with a DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER that knocks Awesome Kong out cold. Tessa with the KO win at 6:51. Tessa finishes 3-0-1, Awesome Kong finishes 2-1-1.

As the only undefeated woman on the roster in Block 1, Tessa Blanchard will face Bloody Marry McDonnell for the TXFL Women’s Championship next week at Summer Storm

BAD NEWS ALLEN VS STEVE “DR DEATH” WILLIAMS – Another back and forth brawl that ended with a GHETTO BLASTER by Allen that nets the win at 12:06.

Blackjack Mulligan and Peggy Lee Leather join Mean Gene Okerlund, Wolf, and Bloody Marry McDonnell in the ring.

GENE OKERLUND
Four fantastic weeks of competition here in the Texas Fight League, and I think it deserves to be recognized with a round of applause……..

(As the fans applaud, a chant of “TXFL” breaks out)

But now the time has come. As all the fighters come out for both divisions to hear their fate, Peggy Lee Leather, I ask that you begin.

PEGGY LEE LEATHER
Thank You Gene. I thought I put together a tough ladies division, and I think I did. After four weeks of competition, there is only one lady that went undefeated, and she will receive the title shot next week at Summer Storm against Bloody Marry McDonnell. Please come into the ring, Tessa Blanchard.

(Tessa Blanchard comes into the ring and squares up with Bloody Marry McDonnell)

TESSA BLANCHARD
Marry, you will find out next week why I’m “The Born Legend”

BLOODY MARRY MCDONNELL
Tessa, after next week, you’ll only be known as a Dead Legend

(The two have to be separated by the Women’s Coalition, and Tessa eventually leaves the ring and stands with the other fighters outside)

PEGGY LEE LEATHER
That now leaves us with the question of who’s on the chopping block. The final ratings for Block 1 are as follows

1-Tessa Blanchard
2-Joanie Laurer
3-Awesome Kong
4-Jacqueline
5-Mercedes Martinez
6-Jordynne Grace
7-Jazz
8-Leyla Hirsch
9-Shayne Baszler
10-Thunder Rosa

This puts Jazz, Leyla Hirsch, Shayna Baszler, and Thunder Rosa up for elimination. After careful consideration by the Women’s Coalition, I’d like to ask Thunder Rosa to come into the ring.

(Thunder Rosa enters the ring)

Thunder Rosa, you lost all four of your matches and will be fighting for your spot against a newcomer of our choice next week at Summer Storm. You will not know the name of your opponent until it is time for the fight. You must defeat this opponent or you’re gone. Do you understand?

(Rosa says she does)

Then next week, Thunder Rosa fights for survival against a mystery opponent. Blackjack Mulligan, I turn it over to you.

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN
Thanks Peggy. Gene, this was not an easy decision, but I think it was the right one. I think it’s best that we work from the bottom up to lead up to who will face Wolf next week for the championship. So first of all, let’s name the bottom four

7-Harley Race
8-Stan Hansen
9-Eddie Marlin
10-Buzz Sawyer

You four gentlemen are up for elimination. After careful consideration, we have chosen Eddie Marlin. Eddie, after a promising start, you were thoroughly whipped in your last three matches. Like Thurnder Rosa, you will fight against a newcomer next Saturday night at Summer Storm. Win and you stay, anything else and you’re gone. Be ready.

Now let’s announce the next four in the Men’s Rankings

3-Wahoo McDanial
4-Kraken
5-Crusher
6-Steve Williams

So that leaves John Bradshaw Layfield and Bad News Allen. Both finished with 3-1 records, but both had embarrassing losses. Bad News, you lost to the man that may be gone after next week. JBL, you were thoroughly dominated by Steve Williams in Week 1, although you came back to beat him later. But the difference lies in one thing – One man was dominated in his loss. So with that in mind, the man that will face Wolf next week for the TXFL Championship is………BAD NEWS ALLEN. Despite losing to Eddie Marlin, he did manage to score two near falls on him, whereas JBL scored none while losing to Steve Williams.

(As JBL storms off, upset, Bad News Allen gets face to face with Wolf)

We go to credits as Allen and Wolf face off

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TXFL THIS WEEK

(We are inside an empty Billy Bob's Texas with Mean Gene Okerlund, Blackjack Mulligan, and Peggy Lee Leather)

GENE OKERLUND
Coming off the heels of four weeks of incredible wrestling action, we now look to the weekend and our first championship showdown, Summer Storm, right here at Billy Bob's Texas.  As always, I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, joined today by Blackjack Mulligan and Peggy Lee Leather.  Welcome to both of you........We have finally set our two title matches for Summer Storm.  First, for the TXFL Women's Championship, it will be the 6-4, 233 pound Bloody Marry McDonnell from the United Kingdom, and she will be facing none other than "The Born Legend" Tessa Blanchard.  Peggy Lee, you're a veteran of the women's ring wars, what are your thoughts on this matchup?

PEGGY LEE LEATHER
Well Gene, Tessa beat Awesome Kong to get here, and by knockout, and Kong is about 35 pounds heavier that Marry, so if Marry thinks this is going to be easy, she may wish to think again.  Marry needs to establish her leverage and power advantages quickly, or we may have a new champion.

GENE OKERLUND
And on the men's side, for the TXFl Championship, it will be The Original Apex Predator from the American Rocky Mountains, Wolf, facing the man from the streets of New York City, Bad News Allen.  Blackjack Mulligan, what do you make of this matchup?

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN
I think this could go either way, Gene.  Both mean are comfortable inside and outside the ring and don't mind either brawling or drawing blood.  I think the man that makes the first mistake loses.  

GENE OKERLUND
I also understand there's been a change in the undercard for this Saturday as far as the undercard, and that the lower four fighters in both divisions will all be fighting.  We originally thought it was just going to be Eddie Marlin and Thunder Rosa fighting, but I understand that has also changed.....

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN
That's right Gene, now it will be Harley Race taking on Buzz Sawyer, and Stan Hansen taking on Eddie Marlin in winner-take-all fights to determine who stays on the roster.....

PEGGY LEE LEATHER
That goes for the women as well, Gene, as Jazz will now take on Thunder Rosa and Leyla Hirsch will battle Shayna Baszler, again with winner-take-all implications

GENE OKERLUND
When this was presented to the fighters, most all of them were a little annoyed, but agreed to fight (Blackjack and Peggy both nod).  However, one fighter was particularly annoyed by this turn of events.  Let's go to prerecorded comments from earlier today from "Handsome" Harley Race

HARLEY RACE
IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!  THE POWERS THAT BE AT TEXAS FIGHT LEAGUE DON'T WANT ME NEAR THAT MANGY WOLF, SO THEY NOW SEND BUZZ SAWYER TO TAKE ME OUT!  WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING "MAD DOG", I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO WOLF WHEN WE FINALLY MEET, AND THAT'S MAKE YOU AND HIM EXTINCT!  THEN, NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, WILL STOP ME AS I SET MY SIGHTS ON WOLF AND THE TXFL CHAMPIONSHIP!  

GENE OKERLUND
Strong words from Harley Race that Wolf, and perhaps Bad News Allen should heed.  That notwithstanding, let's set the card for Summer Storm here at Billy Bob's Texas

ELIMINATION MATCHES - WIN AND YOU'RE IN, ANYTHING ELSE AND YOU'RE GONE
Jazz VS Thunder Rosa
"Handsome" Harley Race VS "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer
"Legit" Leyla Hirsch VS "Queen Of Spades" Shayna Baszler
Stan "The Lariat" Hansen VS Eddie Marlin

TXFL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Bloody Marry McDonnell (C) VS "Born Legend" Tessa Blanchard

TXFL CHAMPIONSHIP
Wolf (C) VS Bad News Allen

It all goes down this Saturday at Billy Bob's Texas - There's a "Summer Storm" coming, and you best not miss it.  For Blackjack Mulligan and Peggy Lee Leather, I'm Gene Okerlund, and we'll see you this Saturday Night.  So long everybody

(We go to credits with a split screen of Wolf-Bad News Allen staredown and Bloody Marry McDonnell-Tessa Blanchard staredown)

[awsomsinger]

A MYSTERIOUS OFFICE IN NEW YORK

UNKNOWN VOICE - Vittolo, did you see that crap?......Yeah, this "Texas Fight League"......what a bunch of Jabronis......yeah, them Garcia broads screwed up badly, and I just couldn't tolerate it.......So do this Vittolo, make plans for a week from this Saturday night.....we may be taking a little trip to Texas......but first, gotta set up some business......you got it, talk soon, bye (Hangs up phone)

SOUND OF PHONE BEING DIALED
Hey, it's me......Yep, so here's the plan.....We're gonna have them runnin' in circles.......Naw, them Garcia broads ain't worth the silicone in their bras......But Jack was a huge help.....So here's what I wanna do, see, after Saturday night..........

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[awsomsinger]

TEXAS FIGHT LEAGUE (TXFL)
CARD 1-5 – “SUMMER STORM”
BILLY BOB’S TEXAS

It’s the first Championship Saturday here at Billy Bob’s Texas.

We see Wolf, his wife Amazonia, and Bloody Marry McDonnell enter the building

We see Bad News Allen entering the building

We see Tessa Blanchard entering the building

As always Mark Lowrance, Paul Ellering, and Tammy Lynn Sytch are on the call.

We go over the elimination matches and all that is at stake

We go over the championship matches as well

We see both coalitions sitting together on the stage


Mean Gene Okerlund is in the ring with our special guest tonight, the legendary Terry Funk. Terry says he is in a good mood and he is even going to be nice to his favorite old fart, Mean Gene Okerlund. Terry says in the tradition of Texas wrestling, you’re going to see the best of it tonight. Can an Apex Predator take down a street fighter? Can a Born Legend take down a spurned woman with an enormous chip on her shoulder? Will we be surprised? Will we not? Because as we all know with Texas wrestling, expect the unexpected, because Almost Anything Goes.

We go to Renee Paquette, who is with Wolf and Bloody Marry McDonnell. Marry says like her former fiancee’ and his blood covered b**ch, Tessa Blanchard will not end up a Born Legend, she will be a Bloody Legend and a Legendary Memory. Wolf says he has no natural enemies because he is at the top of the food chain, and no street fighter is going to change that. The only Bad News is that tonight, Bad News Allen is raw meat.

We go up to the ring for our elimination matches. Win and you’re in, anything else and you’re gone.

JAZZ VS THUNDER ROSA – After some back and forth early on, Rosa began using superior agility and scored several near falls on Jazz. Jazz tried to establish power but was thwarted at nearly every turn. With the clock winding down Rosa hits LA ROSA from out of nowhere for the upset win at 13:44. Rosa saves her spot, Jazz is eliminated.

“HANDSOME” HARLEY RACE VS “MAD DOG” BUZZ SAWYER – Buzz Sawyer started strong and had Race dazed. However, after Race introduced him to the guardrail head first, Race took over, finally scoring a knockout win with a PILEDRIVER at 5:17. Race stays and Sawyer is eliminated

Harley goes to the announcer’s position and grabs the mic. Harley says one Mad Dog down, one mangy Wolf in his sights.

“LEGIT” LEYLA HIRSCH VS “QUEEN OF SPADES” SHAYNA BASZLER – Shayna dominates beginning to end against a game Leyla Hirsch, whose lack of offense was staggering. Shayna with the ARM BAR submission win at 8:30. Shayna stays and Leyla Hirsch is eliminated

STAN “THE LARIAT” HANSEN VS EDDIE MARLIN – A good back and forth match, but the game Marlin was no match for the power of Stan Hansen. Hansen wins with the LARIAT at 6:33. Stan Hansen stays, Eddie Marlin is eliminated

As Eddie leaves, he is mobbed by the fans and gets a chant of “Thank You Eddie”. He stops to shake hands with Blackjack Lanza, Peggy Lee Leather, and the members of both coalitions.

We go to a video package for the Women’s Main Event. We see Bloody Marry McDonnell throwing women right and left during the Battle Royal. We see highlights of Tessa’s three wins and one draw. We see footage of their staredown last week.

It’s time for the Women’s Main Event. Out first is Tessa Blanchard. Tessa enters to “I’m A Legend Tonight” by KISS

MARK LOWRANCE – She has been a champion everywhere she has gone. She is the daughter of Tully Blanchard and the stepdaughter of Magnum TA. She is “The Born Legend”. Can she add to that legacy tonight?

TAMMY LYNN SYTCH – I think she can as long as she does not let Marry McDonnell dictate the pace. Her knockout last week of Awesome Kong was impressive and that has to give her momentum going into this match.

Next out is Bloody Marry McDonnell. She has a blood red streak thru her blonde hair and is wearing a white outfit trimmed in blood red stains. She enters to “You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’” by Judas Priest

MARK LOWRANCE – She got her name from beating her former fiance’ and his mistress bloody with her bare hands. She has a foot and over 100 pounds on Tessa Blanchard.

TAMMY LYNN SYTCH – And if Marry gets Tessa boxed in, you know she’s going to unleash those hands. Marry has to establish power early and just beat Tessa down, while Tessa has to hit, run, and wait for an opening to capitalize.

Let’s go to the ring for our Women’s Main Event, which has a 25 minute time limit.

TXFL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP – BLOODY MARRY MCDONNELL VS “THE BORN LEGEND” TESSA BLANCHARD – The match was a fantastic brawl, so much so that both fighters were issued a public warning each. Tessa came out strong, weathered Marry’s power attacks, and was more that a match for her outside the ring, getting a second wind after getting cut on a guardrail. The end came suddenly when Tessa hit a Running Neckbreaker on Marry, slamming her head to the mat with enough force to score the knockout win at 6:50.

WINNER AND NEW TXFL WOMEN’S CHAMPION – TESSA BLANCHARD

Renee Paquette joins Tessa Blanchard in the ring. Tessa states that this is the beginning of a Legendary title reign, and if any female thinks they can stop her, do your best.

We go to Mean Gene Okerlund who is in the audience with JBL. JBL is asked about the title match tonight. JBL says it should be him, but they wanted a feel good story so Bad News Allen gets the shot. No matter though, whoever wins is just keeping the title belt for him.

We go to a video package of Wolf in the Battle Royal

We go to a video package of Bad News Allen’s wins

We see their staredown last week

Bad News Allen comes out first to “Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J. He is serious and all business as he makes his way to the ring.

Wolf enters with his two dogs to “Too Late For Love” by Def Leppard. The crowd sings along.

TXFL CHAMPIONSHIP – WOLF VS BAD NEWS ALLEN – Another evenly matched brawl that had fans chanting “Let’s Go Bad News” and “Let’s Go Wolf”. The end came when BNA was cut outside the ring by the guardrail courtesy of Wolf. Back in the ring and seeing blood, Wolf locked in the SAVAGE FACE CLAW, sinking one nail into the cut and putting Allen down for the pin at 13:29

WINNER AND STILL TXFL CHAMPION – WOLF

Mean Gene Okerlund joins Wolf in the ring. Wolf’s eyes are bulging as he says if Harley Race wants to hunt a mangy Wolf, get your affairs in order because you will get mauled. He tells JBL to look at Bad News Allen who is being tended to by ringside physicians, and says just like Eddie Guerrero did, you will end up looking like him, and no amount of money will stop that. Anyone that wants to hunt Wolf, hunting season is open, just know that my bite is far worse than my bark, and this is your trophy, as he holds up the TXFL championship.

We go to credits

BLACKJACK MULLIGAN – Great show everybody. We got some great champions here. Let’s all meet back here on Tuesday, I’ve got some ideas and I want to hear yours too…….
(A courier comes up)
COURIER – Mr. Mulligan?
MULLIGAN – Yes……
COURIER – Special Delivery. Please sign here.
(Blackjack signs where he is told to and is handed an envelope)
MULLIGAN – What in the hell…….State Of Texas Athletic Commission…….(opens letter)……..and they want to meet with me tomorrow……..this should be interesting

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