Post by kingwiththeax on Jun 15, 2008 17:08:19 GMT -5
Card 32: MONDAY NITRO ON FX
Monsoon: Welcome to Monday Nitro! I am your host, Gorilla Monsoon and this is my partner Freddie Blassie! What a line up we have for tonight. Buddy Rogers gets to go one on one with the man that interfered in his title match, Larry Zbyszko! Plus Harley Race gets to go one on one with the Giant Baba!!
Blassie: And don't forget, the Mid East Mafia! They are in action against both the U.S. and U.S.S.R. tonight, as Sabu teams up with the Iron Sheik to go against Nikolai Volkoff and Ivan Koloff! Plus The Sheik makes his BCW debut vs that drunk American hero, The Sandman!
(music for Ravishing Rick Rude hits as he heads to the ring with Ray Stevens and Bobby Heenan.)
Rude: Now, for all you fat, out of shape, BCW bubblebutts, keep the noise down while I take my robe off and display my sexy body for all the ladies.
Heenan: You tell em Rick, nothing but slobs in the audience. And nothing but wannabees in the dressing room.
Rude: You got that right Bobby. I'm not like the guys in the back. I am undefeated in BCW, and I was awarded a title shot. And unlike the guys in the back, I cash in on my opportunites and look at me now. The best of the best, the sexiest of the sexiest, Ravishing Rick Rude is here to stay in the BCW!
(King Kong Bundy heads to the ring.)
Bundy: You know something Rude. You got lucky beating me. It will never happen again. I am the biggest man in the BCW, and I can take any belt, where I want, and when I want. And I want your belt NOW!
Heenan: Bundy you fat slob, if you think you can beat the Ravishing One, you are sadly mistaken. Thats why I kicked you to the curb, because you are a fat slob. Nothing but a loser. You dont deserve to be in the same arena with Rick Rude. Come on Rick, lets go.
Rude: Wait, Bobby. I have an idea. I will put the title up on one condition tonight. You get your title match, but if you do not win the title, you become my slave! My big, fat, loser slave!
Bundy: You are on! See you in the ring! And after I beat Rude for the title, Bobby, I got a little something for you too!!!!
Monsoon: Oh my, the BCW Heavyweight Title is on the line tonight!
Blassie: I sure hope Rude knows what he is doing.
BCW XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH-NO DQ
Timber (c) vs Danny Doring
Doring invokes his rematch clause for the Xtreme Title and he takes on the big lumberjack, Timber. What can I say. Timber kicked his ass. From the moment the bell started he clubbed him. Timber hits the LOG SPLITTER and retains the belt.
Timber wins by pinfall and is still the BCW XTREME Champion.
Blassie: Wow, Doring got destroyed in that one!
Monsoon: Yep, well he will have to go back to the drawing board to get his belt back.
The Crusher vs Steve Corino
These guys have a history of bloody matches vs one another. The Crusher dominated early hitting several power moves. Corino came back and hit the OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION but Crusher kicked out. Corino then pitched Crusher out of the ring, and goes outside to work him over. As he is leaning out of the ropes to go get Crusher, Crusher clobbers him with a big right hand! Corino tumbles back into the ring. Crusher winds up the big arm and hits him with the CRUSHER BOLO. Corino manages to somehow kick out. Corino staggers to his feet, and Crusher hits him with a second CRUSHER BOLO. This time, Corino does not get up.
The Crusher wins by pinfall.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Killer Kowalski
Kowalksi tries to avenge his defeat at DESTRUCTION with this rematch. Kowalski starts out hammering on Duggan, nailing him with 2 BOMBS AWAY KNEE DROPS, and Duggan is in trouble. Duggan then comes back and hits a SPINNING BODY SLAM and goes for the cover. Out from the dressing room comes Danny Doring! He gets into the ring to help Kowalski, but Duggan spots him and knocks Kowalski and Doring's heads together. Then Duggan goes for the cover, but Kowalski kicks out. Shortly after this, Kowalski takes control back and applies the KOWALSKI CLAW and its over.
Killer Kowalski wins by submission.
Monsoon: That darn Doring screwing everything up for Duggan.
Blassie: Maybe Kowalski is that Plan B that you were referring to earlier!
King Harley Race w/ Ox Baker vs Giant Baba
A really good match that saw Race deliver some powerful moves on Baba, but Baba would not go down. Harley hits his PILEDRIVER. Baba kicks out, and rallies back. Hits his BABA CHOPS, and goes for the pin. Ox Baker gets into the ring and delivers a HEART PUNCH. Baba goes down hard, but for some reason the match is allowed to continue. Race then delivers a PILEDRIVER on the floor. Somehow Baba manages to get back into the ring. Race continues to pound on him, and finally wins the match when he hits the PILEDRIVER on the floor again.
King Harley Race wins by countout.
Monsoon: What a brutal match!
Blassie: Yep, but the King is still one of the most dominant stars around. It is a matter of time before he has gold around his waist to go with the gold crown on his head.
The Sheik w/ Abdullah Farouk vs The Sandman
The in-ring debut of The Sheik in BCW. Why did I know this wouldnt have a clear winner? The Sheik starts off good, but Sandman battles back. He nails The Sheik with his SINGAPORE CANE and the ref disqualifies him. The Terrible Turk runs down to ringside and tries to get a hold of the Sandman, but he leaves through the crowd drinking beer and spraying it into the crowd.
The Sheik wins by disqualification.
Number One Contenders Match-BCW TAG TEAM TITLES
The New Age Outlaws vs Midnight Express
In a surprisingly short and shocking match, The New Age Outlaws came to fight. Road Dogg hits his SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL KNEE DROP on Eaton and gets the surprisingly early cover.
The New Age Outlaws win by pinfall.
(After the match, Cornette grabs the mic.)
Cornette: That match was an outright travesty. Everyone can see that the Road Dogg used the tights to beat Eaton. What miscarriage of justice! We are forced to be in a #1 contenders match, even after we beat the Road Warriors at the PPV, and get screwed. Ventura, I want an answer, NOW!
(Jesse Ventura heads to the ring with Adrian Adonis.)
Ventura: Listen Cornette. I have given you enough tries at the belt. Its not my fault you guys cant cash in. the win here tonight stands. You guys can wrestle the Armstrongs next week, and the winner of the match can take on the winner of the Road Warriors/New Age Outlaws match. Now get out of my ring before I have security remove you.!
(Cornette reluctantly leaves the ring, and he is not entirely happy with Ventura's ruling.)
Blassie: What a joke. You beat the Tag Team Champions at a PPV, then you have to earn your rematch.
Monsoon: Ventura did have a point. They have had several title matches with no win. It may be time to give another team a chance at the belts.
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers vs Larry Zbyszko w/ Heenan
What a dud. The match was short and unsweet. Rogers jumps him before the bell, still visably upset over him interfering in the match at DESTRUCTION. Rogers hits a series of DROPKICKS, and then gets the easy win. Heenan's distraction did not work.
Buddy Rogers wins by pinfall.
(Sabu, Abdullah Farouk, The Terrible Turk, and The Sheik head to the ring. Farouk grabs the mic. )
Farouk: Tonight, we start the dismantling of the U.S.S.R.! The Russian group, The Red Faction as I am being told now, what a joke. Anyways, The Red Faction will be destroyed tonight by Sabu and The Iron Sheik. Hey, IronMan, I heard you wanted to say something to Volkoff.
Iron Sheik: You know something Volkoff. You treat me like a second class citizen. Just because I am not from Russia. You not want to go after the Tag Titles, and want me to stand in the background why you take all the glory. Then you go after my friend Sabu. And you won't let things go. IRAN #1, TURKEY #1! USA, USSR, ah pah thooey! ( The Iron Sheik spits on the ground.) And next week your undefeated streak comes to an end Volkoff because I am going to take your U.S. Title!
(Volkoff, Koloff, and Breznikov are visably upset at the Iron Sheik and they charge to the ring to get the match started.)
Mid-East Mafia (Sabu/Iron Sheik) w/ Farouk vs BCW U.S. Champion Nikolai Volkoff and Ivan Koloff.
The match starts out with Sabu in the ring with Nikolai Volkoff. Volkoff starts hammering on Sabu, and the Iron Sheik makes the tag. The Iron Sheik starts hammering on Volkoff until Volkoff retreats to the corner and tags Koloff. Koloff takes a big swing at The Iron Sheik, but misses. He tags in Sabu, and Sabu hits Koloff with all sorts of high flying moves. He delivers the ARABIAN FACEBUSTER, but the official decides not to DQ him. He hits a second ARABIAN FACEBUSTER, and this time it draws blood from Koloff. The referee disqualifies Sabu, and the Mafia continues to work over Koloff. Volkoff grabs a steel chair and heads into the ring, and the Mafia scattters. The Terrible Turk tries to enter the ring to go after Volkoff, but Farouk holds him back and tells him to go back to the dressing room with the others.
The Red Faction wins by disqualification.
Monsoon: Wow, what a match! This feud is far from over! How are the Red Faction going to deal with the Mafia, especially with the numbers advantage?
Blassie: If Volkoff would have treated the Iron Sheik a little bit better, he wouldn't have to worry about this. I think we will see a new U.S. Champion after next week's Nitro!
MAIN EVENT: BCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
"Ravishing" Rick Rude vs King Kong Bundy
This match did not live up to the hype. Rude dominated this from the start, hitting several moves. Rude finally hits a vicious CLOTHESLINE, and Bundy is down the the count.
"Ravinshing" Rick Rude wins by pinfall.
(Rick Rude grabs the mic after the match.)
Rude: Bundy, this is as close as you will ever get to the Heavyweight Title. Now grab my robe and my belt, and lets get out of here. And make it snappy you fat slob!
(Bundy reluctantly grabs the belt and the robe while Rude dances in the ring. Heenan forces Bundy to hold the ropes open for Rude and himself as they finally leave the ring.)
(end of show)
Monsoon: Welcome to Monday Nitro! I am your host, Gorilla Monsoon and this is my partner Freddie Blassie! What a line up we have for tonight. Buddy Rogers gets to go one on one with the man that interfered in his title match, Larry Zbyszko! Plus Harley Race gets to go one on one with the Giant Baba!!
Blassie: And don't forget, the Mid East Mafia! They are in action against both the U.S. and U.S.S.R. tonight, as Sabu teams up with the Iron Sheik to go against Nikolai Volkoff and Ivan Koloff! Plus The Sheik makes his BCW debut vs that drunk American hero, The Sandman!
(music for Ravishing Rick Rude hits as he heads to the ring with Ray Stevens and Bobby Heenan.)
Rude: Now, for all you fat, out of shape, BCW bubblebutts, keep the noise down while I take my robe off and display my sexy body for all the ladies.
Heenan: You tell em Rick, nothing but slobs in the audience. And nothing but wannabees in the dressing room.
Rude: You got that right Bobby. I'm not like the guys in the back. I am undefeated in BCW, and I was awarded a title shot. And unlike the guys in the back, I cash in on my opportunites and look at me now. The best of the best, the sexiest of the sexiest, Ravishing Rick Rude is here to stay in the BCW!
(King Kong Bundy heads to the ring.)
Bundy: You know something Rude. You got lucky beating me. It will never happen again. I am the biggest man in the BCW, and I can take any belt, where I want, and when I want. And I want your belt NOW!
Heenan: Bundy you fat slob, if you think you can beat the Ravishing One, you are sadly mistaken. Thats why I kicked you to the curb, because you are a fat slob. Nothing but a loser. You dont deserve to be in the same arena with Rick Rude. Come on Rick, lets go.
Rude: Wait, Bobby. I have an idea. I will put the title up on one condition tonight. You get your title match, but if you do not win the title, you become my slave! My big, fat, loser slave!
Bundy: You are on! See you in the ring! And after I beat Rude for the title, Bobby, I got a little something for you too!!!!
Monsoon: Oh my, the BCW Heavyweight Title is on the line tonight!
Blassie: I sure hope Rude knows what he is doing.
BCW XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH-NO DQ
Timber (c) vs Danny Doring
Doring invokes his rematch clause for the Xtreme Title and he takes on the big lumberjack, Timber. What can I say. Timber kicked his ass. From the moment the bell started he clubbed him. Timber hits the LOG SPLITTER and retains the belt.
Timber wins by pinfall and is still the BCW XTREME Champion.
Blassie: Wow, Doring got destroyed in that one!
Monsoon: Yep, well he will have to go back to the drawing board to get his belt back.
The Crusher vs Steve Corino
These guys have a history of bloody matches vs one another. The Crusher dominated early hitting several power moves. Corino came back and hit the OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION but Crusher kicked out. Corino then pitched Crusher out of the ring, and goes outside to work him over. As he is leaning out of the ropes to go get Crusher, Crusher clobbers him with a big right hand! Corino tumbles back into the ring. Crusher winds up the big arm and hits him with the CRUSHER BOLO. Corino manages to somehow kick out. Corino staggers to his feet, and Crusher hits him with a second CRUSHER BOLO. This time, Corino does not get up.
The Crusher wins by pinfall.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Killer Kowalski
Kowalksi tries to avenge his defeat at DESTRUCTION with this rematch. Kowalski starts out hammering on Duggan, nailing him with 2 BOMBS AWAY KNEE DROPS, and Duggan is in trouble. Duggan then comes back and hits a SPINNING BODY SLAM and goes for the cover. Out from the dressing room comes Danny Doring! He gets into the ring to help Kowalski, but Duggan spots him and knocks Kowalski and Doring's heads together. Then Duggan goes for the cover, but Kowalski kicks out. Shortly after this, Kowalski takes control back and applies the KOWALSKI CLAW and its over.
Killer Kowalski wins by submission.
Monsoon: That darn Doring screwing everything up for Duggan.
Blassie: Maybe Kowalski is that Plan B that you were referring to earlier!
King Harley Race w/ Ox Baker vs Giant Baba
A really good match that saw Race deliver some powerful moves on Baba, but Baba would not go down. Harley hits his PILEDRIVER. Baba kicks out, and rallies back. Hits his BABA CHOPS, and goes for the pin. Ox Baker gets into the ring and delivers a HEART PUNCH. Baba goes down hard, but for some reason the match is allowed to continue. Race then delivers a PILEDRIVER on the floor. Somehow Baba manages to get back into the ring. Race continues to pound on him, and finally wins the match when he hits the PILEDRIVER on the floor again.
King Harley Race wins by countout.
Monsoon: What a brutal match!
Blassie: Yep, but the King is still one of the most dominant stars around. It is a matter of time before he has gold around his waist to go with the gold crown on his head.
The Sheik w/ Abdullah Farouk vs The Sandman
The in-ring debut of The Sheik in BCW. Why did I know this wouldnt have a clear winner? The Sheik starts off good, but Sandman battles back. He nails The Sheik with his SINGAPORE CANE and the ref disqualifies him. The Terrible Turk runs down to ringside and tries to get a hold of the Sandman, but he leaves through the crowd drinking beer and spraying it into the crowd.
The Sheik wins by disqualification.
Number One Contenders Match-BCW TAG TEAM TITLES
The New Age Outlaws vs Midnight Express
In a surprisingly short and shocking match, The New Age Outlaws came to fight. Road Dogg hits his SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL KNEE DROP on Eaton and gets the surprisingly early cover.
The New Age Outlaws win by pinfall.
(After the match, Cornette grabs the mic.)
Cornette: That match was an outright travesty. Everyone can see that the Road Dogg used the tights to beat Eaton. What miscarriage of justice! We are forced to be in a #1 contenders match, even after we beat the Road Warriors at the PPV, and get screwed. Ventura, I want an answer, NOW!
(Jesse Ventura heads to the ring with Adrian Adonis.)
Ventura: Listen Cornette. I have given you enough tries at the belt. Its not my fault you guys cant cash in. the win here tonight stands. You guys can wrestle the Armstrongs next week, and the winner of the match can take on the winner of the Road Warriors/New Age Outlaws match. Now get out of my ring before I have security remove you.!
(Cornette reluctantly leaves the ring, and he is not entirely happy with Ventura's ruling.)
Blassie: What a joke. You beat the Tag Team Champions at a PPV, then you have to earn your rematch.
Monsoon: Ventura did have a point. They have had several title matches with no win. It may be time to give another team a chance at the belts.
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers vs Larry Zbyszko w/ Heenan
What a dud. The match was short and unsweet. Rogers jumps him before the bell, still visably upset over him interfering in the match at DESTRUCTION. Rogers hits a series of DROPKICKS, and then gets the easy win. Heenan's distraction did not work.
Buddy Rogers wins by pinfall.
(Sabu, Abdullah Farouk, The Terrible Turk, and The Sheik head to the ring. Farouk grabs the mic. )
Farouk: Tonight, we start the dismantling of the U.S.S.R.! The Russian group, The Red Faction as I am being told now, what a joke. Anyways, The Red Faction will be destroyed tonight by Sabu and The Iron Sheik. Hey, IronMan, I heard you wanted to say something to Volkoff.
Iron Sheik: You know something Volkoff. You treat me like a second class citizen. Just because I am not from Russia. You not want to go after the Tag Titles, and want me to stand in the background why you take all the glory. Then you go after my friend Sabu. And you won't let things go. IRAN #1, TURKEY #1! USA, USSR, ah pah thooey! ( The Iron Sheik spits on the ground.) And next week your undefeated streak comes to an end Volkoff because I am going to take your U.S. Title!
(Volkoff, Koloff, and Breznikov are visably upset at the Iron Sheik and they charge to the ring to get the match started.)
Mid-East Mafia (Sabu/Iron Sheik) w/ Farouk vs BCW U.S. Champion Nikolai Volkoff and Ivan Koloff.
The match starts out with Sabu in the ring with Nikolai Volkoff. Volkoff starts hammering on Sabu, and the Iron Sheik makes the tag. The Iron Sheik starts hammering on Volkoff until Volkoff retreats to the corner and tags Koloff. Koloff takes a big swing at The Iron Sheik, but misses. He tags in Sabu, and Sabu hits Koloff with all sorts of high flying moves. He delivers the ARABIAN FACEBUSTER, but the official decides not to DQ him. He hits a second ARABIAN FACEBUSTER, and this time it draws blood from Koloff. The referee disqualifies Sabu, and the Mafia continues to work over Koloff. Volkoff grabs a steel chair and heads into the ring, and the Mafia scattters. The Terrible Turk tries to enter the ring to go after Volkoff, but Farouk holds him back and tells him to go back to the dressing room with the others.
The Red Faction wins by disqualification.
Monsoon: Wow, what a match! This feud is far from over! How are the Red Faction going to deal with the Mafia, especially with the numbers advantage?
Blassie: If Volkoff would have treated the Iron Sheik a little bit better, he wouldn't have to worry about this. I think we will see a new U.S. Champion after next week's Nitro!
MAIN EVENT: BCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
"Ravishing" Rick Rude vs King Kong Bundy
This match did not live up to the hype. Rude dominated this from the start, hitting several moves. Rude finally hits a vicious CLOTHESLINE, and Bundy is down the the count.
"Ravinshing" Rick Rude wins by pinfall.
(Rick Rude grabs the mic after the match.)
Rude: Bundy, this is as close as you will ever get to the Heavyweight Title. Now grab my robe and my belt, and lets get out of here. And make it snappy you fat slob!
(Bundy reluctantly grabs the belt and the robe while Rude dances in the ring. Heenan forces Bundy to hold the ropes open for Rude and himself as they finally leave the ring.)
(end of show)