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Post by Crossbones on Mar 19, 2022 8:52:33 GMT -5
I'm... the Captain am speechless! ... Actually, he was unconscious That is why I was speechless.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Mar 19, 2022 23:45:44 GMT -5
Card#1083 Zubenegenubi, LibraThe Loyalist thumped Faller with a Castilex CutterMATCH NOTES: Faller cannot seem to buy a win in singles competition recently and this match would be no exception. The debuting Castilex native handled his opponent fairly easy and used a Castilex Cutter for the victory. (**)Eydilon pummeled Epoch via. MISTS OF EYDILONMATCH NOTES: The Brymstonian wasted no time as the bell rang and caught Epoch in a muscle buster, a Brymstone Burning, and two consecutive MISTS OF EYDILON to end the match quickly. (1/2*) The arena's vidscreen sprang to life and an image of Commander Sam sitting at a desk with Massif standing behind him appeared on the screen. The Earthling waited a moment and began to speak, "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, tonight it is my honor to inform you that this year's SOLITARY CONFINEMENT cage match participants will include Kill Prey, Godsend, Totalis, Euritar, Aethran Overmaster, Perfect Specimen, Helsin, Double Cross, Ghena, and an individual that does not want to be revealed at this moment. All ten participants will randomly be paired at the PaPer View in the dueling cages until only one member is victorious in each cage...then Shayne, the current Galaxian champion, will enter the structure and the middle walls will be extracted and the Galaxian Championship will be awarded to the last man standing!"
Commander Sam paused, "In addition, the Women's Championship will defended at SOLITARY CONFINEMENT by Elina against the ever comparable Lady Godsend. Later on this broadcast, a ten team battle royal will be fought and the winning team will face the Galaxian Tag Team Champions, Ascension! Good luck to all those involved." Women's Trios Match: Fhanna, Sinful, and Scorn outlasted Catfight, Shann Ra, and Taichi, after Scorn used hangman submission on TaichiMATCH NOTES: A lot of crazy bumps in this one wrestling fans! Numerous false finishes with each woman hitting their finishing maneuver at least once! In the waning moments, Scorn would use a Layten's falling Star to set up a hangman submission on Taichi that would grant the "heel" contingent a mark in the victory column. (** 3/4) Nightmare spooked Demon Godsend with NIGHT TERRORS MATCH NOTES: A stompfest! After the bell, Nightmare used two Dark Nights and followed with a series of NIGHT TERRORS to catch Demon Godsend unprepared! Maramus's protege covered his opponent and the referee slapped the mat three times. (* 1/2)Ten-Team Battle Royal (Determines Galaxian Tag team Challengers at SOLITARY CONFINEMENT)Order of Elimination (and by who):1. Psi (Sur) 2. Bex (Skiver) 3. Murtak (Lope) 4. Bishop Hell (Patch) 5. Tank Mortar (Overtime) 6. Climber (Lope) **FDF Tradition Eliminated**7. Kenji (Skiver) 8. Disciple of Terror (Burning Man) **Superpowers Eliminated**9. Sur (Wolf) **Black Death Eliminated**10. Giant Azuma (Skiver) **Titan Samurai Eliminated**11. Code Destroyer (Coven Black) 12. Overtime (Wolf) **Security Squad II Eliminated**13. Burning Man (Coven Black) **Burning Hell Eliminated**14. Skiver (Lope) 15. Lope (Necros) 16. Wolf (Coven Black) **Predators Eliminated**17. Necros (Patch) 18. Coven Black (Tharkas) **Vampire Legends Eliminated**19. Tharkas (Patch) **Better Than Humans Eliminated**WINNER: PATCHMATCH NOTES: Midway through the battle royal, Azuma was eliminated by Mean Streets and the two Martial Law members rolled under the ropes to the floor and proceeded to beat the living tar out of the Titan including a nasty chop block that looked like it could have taken Azuma's bottom half of his leg off! Azuma needed medical assistance to leave ringside area and was immediately taken to a nearby hospital for a MRI of his knee. Also, midway through the battle royal, Tharkas rolled out onto the ring floor and hid under the ring until the waning moments of the match! When it looked like Patch was dispatched (say that five times fast), Tharkas sneaked up behind the Vampire and dumped him out onto the floor. Tharkas believed he had won but Patch did not actually touch the floor earlier! The Martial Law member simply grabbed Tharkas by the collar and belt loop and tossed out of the ring for his team to meet Ascension for the tag straps! (* 1/2) **Interplanetary Championship Title Match** Monolith (ch) thrashed Sly Drury via. CATASTROPHE MATCH NOTES: Monolith did not mess around and took his non-title loss (card#1080) to heart and beat the living bejeezus out of Sly! the Big Man used an Overlord Toss and a couple of devastating moves before lifting up the challenger and executing CATASTROPHE for the easy defense. (1/2*)Monolith did not have time to celebrate his victory as the lights flickered and then went out completely. A bright light shined down the center of the arena and two of the Enlightened Ones appeared in the middle of the ring! These were of the same race as Abroz and Dialectus that appeared before the galaxy wide Black Death pandemic. "I am Koyos and this is my fellow Enlightened One, Sakar." the blue tinted one stated, "We have come to advise of a great time of strife that once again threatens this galaxy. Since the death of Dialectus and the corruption of both Abroz (and to some extent, Malicious), the Enlightened Ones have vowed to never physically get involved with lesser creatures. However, we have come to the conclusion that without our help that this reality will be no more. So, we have scoured the universe and have assembled bastions of hope." A portal of light opened and four individuals...three men and one woman walked out of the light into the squared circle. Sakar concluded, "Remember creatures of this reality, these four will assist you with what the master manipulator has planned." With that being said, the two Enlightened Ones vanished and the arena returned to normal with the four figures standing in the ring with Monolith still befuddled at ringside. Who did the Enlightened Ones mean by the master manipulator? Why are they speaking of this reality? What do they mean by a great time of strife?[Fade to Black]EPILOGUE: In a darkened corner of the backstage locker room, Godsend is furious and begins to talk to himself."Those meddling creatures! Are you still sure that my will can be done?" Godsend waited a moment and demanded, "Speak."
A lone figure came out of the shadows, it was Oracle. The long forgotten sorcerer supreme smugly smiled, bowed to Godsend, and hissed... "Yesssss massster."
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Post by neilybob on Mar 20, 2022 8:46:42 GMT -5
Awesome card man. your getting a good idea for a possible disaster . bravo
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Post by WTIC on Mar 20, 2022 9:35:08 GMT -5
Cool Tag BR! I don't think I've ever had one in any of my feds before! That epilogue looks like SOMEONE has some evil plans in mind! Oh my! Great stuff, keep going! Todd C WTIC
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Post by Crossbones on Mar 20, 2022 16:06:37 GMT -5
Great Tag Team Battle Royal. I had no doubts that Monolith would beat Sly.
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Post by on_the_edge on Mar 20, 2022 17:07:30 GMT -5
Master manipulator? Has to be Pauly Shore. Has to be.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Mar 25, 2022 12:49:04 GMT -5
Card#1083.5 Maffei II
Moonlight made quick work of Alkalil via. MONGOLIAN HORDE Match Notes: The Earthling manhandled the Andromedan and used a Mongolian Mauler to set up a series of MONGOLIAN HORDES for the win. Howler, Alkalil's manager, jumped on the ring apron while whooping and hollering but did not manage to break the referee's concentration. (* 1/2) FTR Tag Team Championship Tournament Match Mad Maxxus cheated by the Ocean Express, after Totally Awesome used AWESOME FINISHER on CephlapodisMatch Notes: The fan favorites started the bout off with a bang and had the Maxxus duo reeling after a BELLY FLOP on Electric Axe! Johnny Rocket interrupted the referee's count after ringing the timekeeper bell. While the official chastised Rocket, Totally Awesome blindsided the penguin and tossed him out of the squared circle! The Maxxus team performed a Metal and Chrome tag maneuver on Cephlapodis and Awesome used an AWESOME FINISHER! When the referee turned around, he saw Awesome covering the "Cuddlefish" and smacked the mat three times. (1/4 *) Pardon outlasted Rhea via. CENTAURUS CRUCIFIX
Match Notes: Whenever Rhea would gain control of this contest, Pardon's followers would taunt the Serpens Caput diva and would 'jaw jack' with them. The Centaurus heel would surprise Rhea with a spinning cutter and followed up with the CENTAURUS CRUCIFIX for the duke. (* 1/2) The new FTR Commissioner and his group of thugs (Mad Maxxus, Astartes, and Sonny Rocket) made their way to ringside and the five-person group entered the square circle. Johnny Rocket asked for a microphone and waited for the arena to settle down from the state of jeering his group's presence. "Ladies and gentlemen, please...I have all night and the longer this apparent lack of respect continues- the quicker this show will be over."Johnny Rocket paused. "Okay...welcome to my show, LOW ORBIT! Today, I am simply to enlighten everyone on a few things and set the record straight. First of all, I am tired of watching this show after broadcast and listening to the announce team call my group of talent 'thugs and brigands'...that will not do, and I must ask for them to cease and desist. We will be known as the..." (A banner unfurls over the arena's vidscreen) Johnny Rocket continued, " I want everyone to know that the next UPRIZING event (subtitled: OBLITERATION) is coming soon and one match has been signed already- that sore loser Crossbones will face off against the undefeated Pardon in a Brymstone Burning match, the final two rounds of the FTR Tag Championship Tournament- in which, the greatest FTR team ever Mad Maxxus is a team in that final four, and I assume there is more to be announced." "Finally, Uranus has stated he wanted to challenge Astartes to a match this broadcast...I grant him that match but tell him and everyone else to heed these words... You want the crown, people like me simply want to burn the throne!" Everyone in the newly named Rocket Club left ringside except for Astartes. Astartes bludgeoned Uranus via. GREATNESS DAWNS
Match Notes: Like Rocket stated, Uranus challenged Astartes after the lovable loser was ambushed by Rocket's protege. Wrestling fans have to give it to Janus's youngest son because he has guts! Uranus is lucky that they weren't splattered all over the squared circle as Astarte beat him like a one-legged mule! After toying with his prey, the Eridanus native used GREATNESS DAWNS to end the bout. (*) FTR Tag Team Championship Tournament Match Fowl Foundation sent Eugenics home to roost, after Mallard used COUP DE FIOUS GRAS on CrustMatch Notes: The Foundation really plucked over their opponents and kept Crust away from his partner, Mass. After executing a 'Crossing the Road', Mallard tagged out to Gobbler and the two performed COUP DE FIOUS GRAS. The referee slid into position (and after a roll of snake eyes), proceeded to award Mallard's team the victory (3/4*)
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Post by Crossbones on Mar 25, 2022 19:03:04 GMT -5
Where was Stallion? We want Stallion! We want Stallion!
Crossbones will take Pardon to the limits and beyond...
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Post by neilybob on Mar 25, 2022 19:12:19 GMT -5
Short but sweet T.K
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Mar 26, 2022 13:20:22 GMT -5
Where was Stallion? We want Stallion! We want Stallion! Crossbones will take Pardon to the limits and beyond... Stallion had the night off...but don't worry, he will be on soon.
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