Heavenly Wrestling Association update

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 15, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Ace Endehole vs. 666: 666 puts Ace away with a choke sleeper.

Hurricane vs. Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside): Hurricane puts away Dewie with the CYCLONE SLAM.

Penelope Candace vs. Maria Juanita: Maria has a successful debut, pinning Penny Candy by THC.

Ms. Rachael vs. Val Kira: Val was disqualified for repeatedly ramming Ms. Rachael's head into the security railing.

Dingo vs. GTA: GTA makes Dingo tap out to THE CLUB.

New Millennium Renegades vs. Birds of Prey: "Dangerous" Dan Sexton pins Nighthawk with the TRAIL OF TEARS DROP.

MAIN EVENT--HWA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH; Road Rayge (Champions) vs. TNT Boyz (Challengers): Roadkill pins TNT Terry with a power bomb to successfully defend the HWA Tag Team titles for Road-Rayge.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 16, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Colly Flower defeated Vyris by disqualification when Vyris continuously whipped Colly Flower into the security rail.

Flexicon pinned Judge Jerry the Executioner with MR. UNIVERSE.

Holly Pena pinned Anna Konda with the PICANTE.

Lt. Fivoh defeated Redneck Renegade by disqulification when Redneck Renegade continuously whipped Lt. Fivoh into the security rail.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter defated the "American Sweetheart" Mary Lou by disqualification when Mary Lou continuously whipped Demiah into the security rail.

Devil's Reject made a successful HWA debut when he pinned Victor E. with the THUNDERKISS.

Jack Hammer pinned Scott Creed with a piledriver.

Aphrodi-Tina pinned Halle Burton with a backbreaker.

The Blue & The Gray defeated Surf's Up when Johnny Rebel (formerly known as Union Jack Rebel) pinned Body Glove with the CONFEDERATE CRUNCH.

And in the main event, Ambrosia pinned Abercrombie Bitch with the SNEDEKER SLAM to hold onto the HWA Ladies title.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 17, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Maria Juanita pinned Sugah with the Methadone.

Herman Glopp pinned Red-Headed Stepchylde with the Pearl Harbor Bomb

Billy B. pinned Dewie Cheatham with the BILLY BONG.

Alison Chainz pinned Lucy Kannin with the ROOSTER.

Harvard Yale pinned Epsilon with the IVY LEAGUE.

Wall Street defeated the Samoan Vice Squad when E.Z. Go pinned Tika with a deathjump cross body block.

TRIPLE MAIN EVENT

Ambrosia pinned Pearl E. Gates with the SNEDEKER SLAM to hold onto the HWA Ladies title.

Warren Peace is still the HWA Heavyweight champion when he defeated Armageddon by count out after Warren nailed him with a springboard moonsault onto the floor.

The TNT Boyz defeated the HWA Tag Team champions Road-Rayge when Roadkill intentionally got himself disqualified by repeatedly ramming Tracey's head into the security rail in order to hold onto the HWA Tag Team titles. Because of this, Commissioner Thomas Nixon has ordered that the TNT Boyz and Road-Rayge face each other again on the next show for the HWA Tag titles in a Titan Death Match.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 18, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Maria Juanita with the BOOTY BOMB.

Abercrombie Bitch pinned Aphrodi-Tina with the 69 DRIVER. (Earlier in the match, A.B. hit the 69 DRIVER twice in a row, and both times, Aphrodi-Tina rolled a 12, or as we were fond of saying at OhioCon last Saturday, she "kicked out with authority."--DPB)

The match between Herman Glopp and Sheik Khalid Sirhan ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

Jack Hammer pinned Bayne by POUND THE PAVEMENT. After the match, Devil's Reject and Redneck Renegade came down to ringside and helped Bayne lay a major beat-down on Jack. As Devil's Reject held Jack's arms behind him, Redneck Renegade held a chair in front of Jack's face while Bayne repeatedly delivered Van Terminator after Van Terminator until Jack was nothing more than a bloody mess in the middle of the ring. Jack was carried away on a stretcher and will be out of action for 7 shows. Commissioner Thomas Nixon, disgusted by their actions, not only suspended Bayne for 6 shows and Redneck Renegade for 1 show, but he also took away 6 of Bayne's Current Stroke Points and 1 of Redneck Renegade's Current Stroke Points.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter pinned Pearl E. Gates with the DEVIL'S SEED. (During this match, Pearl's PIN rating was an 8 when Demiah hit a preceeding DEVIL'S SEED, and Pearl rolled a 12, thereby "kicking out with authority". A second consecutive DEVIL'S SEED was the nail in Pearl's coffin on this night.--DPB)

Flexicon made Oddysius tap out to MR. OLYMPIA, extending Oddysius losing streak to 0-4.

Scott Creed pinned Armageddon with My Own Prison. (This match was the first time since I started using the Points System from the old WWE Fantasy League that the winner of the match did not earn more points than the loser, as Armageddon kicked out of 4 MY SACRIFICEs before being pinned by My Own Prison. Until then, I never thought it be mathematically possible--DPB)

King Kobra made Ugly Coyote tap out to the KOBRA KROSS KLUTCH.

The New Millennium Renegades defeated the Annihilators when "Renegade" Danny Redbow hit Pthalos with a springboard moonsault outside the ring onto the floor, causing Pthalos to be counted out.

MAIN EVENT

Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz in a Titan Death Match to hold onto the HWA Tag straps when Roadkill pinned Terry by DEVASTATION.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 20, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Victor E. pinned Dustin Dewind with the VICTOR E. PRESS.

Anna Konda defeated Penelope Candace by disqualificaton when Penny continuously rammed Anna's head into the security rail.

Lt. Fivoh pinned 666 by BOOK 'EM.

Devil's Reject pinned Ace Endehole with the THUNDERKISS.

Surf's Up defeated the Samoan Vice Squad by disqualification when S'Nunu continuously rammed Ray-Ban's head into the security rail.

Harvard Yale extended Oddysius' loss streak to 0-5 when he made him tap out to a dragon sleeper.

Armageddon pinned Hurricane with a side slam.

The Annihalators defeated the TNT Boyz when Krogon pinned Terry by IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

In the first half of the double main event, Warren Peace pinned King Kobra with the ART OF WAR to hold successfully defend the HWA Heavyweight title.

And in the second half of the double main event, Aphrodi-Tina defeated Pearl E. Gates, Demiah the Devil's Daughter, Bootylicious Bertha, Abercrombie Bitch and Maria Juanita in a Dash for the Gold Match to earn a shot at the HWA Ladies title on the next show when she made Demiah tap out to a backbreaker followed by a head scissors.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 21, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Slap Stick won the opening contest against Redneck Renegade when he pinned Renegade with the RUNNING GAG.

Scott Creed pinned Victor E. with MY SACRIFICE.

Oddysius broke his losing streak when he defeated GTA by disqualification after GTA repeatedly rammed Oddysius' head into the security rail.

The Ark Angel Michael defeated Big Poppa Roach by disqualification when Roach repeatedly whipped Michael into the security rail.

Justine Nuff pinned Bootylicious Bertha by 'NUFF SAID.

King Kobra defeated Gangurru by disqualification when Gangurru repeatedly whipped King Kobra into the security rail.

Wall Street defeated The Blue & The Gray when Sgt. Yankee Pride was counted out while chasing E.Z. Come around the ringside area when E.Z. Come entered the ring to save E.Z. Go from tapping out to the YANKEE YANK.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #1: HWA LADIES TITLE MATCH

Aphrodi-Tina is the new HWA Ladies champion when Ambrosia threw her into the ropes and she bounced back and surprised Mrs. Epsilon Beta by pinning her with a small package.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #2: HWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

HWA Heavyweight champion Warren Peace walked out of the HWA Arena with the title still strapped around his waist when he pinned Armageddon with the ART OF WAR.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #1: TIRION TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE HWA TAG TEAM TITLES

Road-Rayge are still the HWA Tag Team champions, defeating the TNT Boyz and the Annihilators when Roadkill pinned Tracey with a power bomb.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 23, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

211 pinned Herman Glopp with the ADW.

Harvard Yale pinned Ace Endehole with the IVY LEAGUE.

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH #1

The Queen Bees defeated Esther-Jenn when Beaula pinned Jenn with the SWARM ATTACK.

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH #2

Everything Nice defeated 'Nuff's Enough when Sugah pinned Justine Nuff with the EYE CANDY.

The Destructive Forces defeated the Samoan Vice Squad when Tornado pinned Tika with a "Category 5" VORTEX-PLEX.

187 pinned Ugly Coyote with the HOMICIDE, injuring him for 7 shows in the process.

King Kobra made Dingo tap out to the KOBRA KROSS KLUTCH.

Armageddon defeated Oddysius by disqualification when Oddysius threw a chair at Armageddon as he dove off the ring apron for a double axhandle attempt.

The New Millennium Renegades and the Annihilators battled to a double disqualification following a brawl in the ring between both teams as Krogon tried to save Pthalos frrom being pinned by the TRAIL OF TEARS DROP by "Renegade" Danny Redbow.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #1

HWA LADIES TITLE RE-MATCH

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Aphrodi-Tina pinned Ambrosia with the BOOK OF LOVE to successfully defend the HWA Ladies title, forcing Ambrosia to wait 2 months to make another challenge.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #2

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT FINAL MATCH: TITAN DEATH RULES

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Everything Nice defeated the Queen Bees to win the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Sugah pinned Beatrice with the EYE CANDY after, while attempting to save Beatrice from being pinned from a previous EYE CANDY, Beulah missed a clothesline attempt on Sugah and hit Beatrice instead.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 24, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Flexicon pinned Judge Jerry the Executioner with MR. UNIVERSE.

Surf's Up defeated the Killer Whales in quick time when Ray-Ban pinned Orca with the COWABUNGA.

Abercrombie Bitch pinned Alison Chainz with a pumphandle inverted reverse fallaway slam.

'Nuff's Enough defeated Ester-Jenn when Tuffy Nuff pinned Esther with a California Roll.

Devil's Reject pinned Gangurru with the THUNDERKISS.

Oddysius defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Sheik Khalid hitting Oddysius in the head with a sharp object.

The Blue & The Gray defeated the Birds of Prey when Nighthawk was disqualified for continuously whipping Sgt. Yankee Pride into the security railing.

The Progressives (Guy-Koh and A-Flack) did not have a successful debut as they lost to former HWA Tag Team champions Wall Street by disqualification when Guy-Koh continuously whipped E.Z.. Go into the security rail.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #1

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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Everything Nice defeated the Queen Bees to successfully defend the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Beatrice was disqualified after the referee caught the Queen Bees attempting an illegal switch after going outside the ring to put on their masks.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #2

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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Pearl E. Gates became the new HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Aphrodi-Tina with a diving head butt.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #3

HWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

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Warren Peace successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned King Kobra with the ART OF WAR.

MAIN EVENT MATCH #3

HWA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz to hold onto the HWA Tag Team titles when Terry was disqualified after Tracey pulled the referee out of the ring in order to save Terry from being pinned by Rayge's FURIOUS ANGER.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 26, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Helena of Atrocia defated Holly Pena by disqualification when Holly repeatedly whipped Helena into the security rail.

Victor E. pinned Billy B. with the VICTOR E. PRESS.

The Progressives defeated the Samoan Vice Squad when A-Flack made Tika tap out to the A-FLACK-SHON.

'Nuff's Enough defeated the Queen Bees when Tuffy Nuff pinned Beula with the SHO' 'NUFF.

Armageddon pinned Michael the Ark Angel with the APOCOLYPSE.

187 pinned Oddysius with a clothesline. HOMICIDE was used twice during the match, injuring Oddysius for 10 shows.

The New Millennium Renegades defeated the Killer Whales when Willy was disqualified for repeatedly ramming "Dangerous" Dan Sexton's head into the security rail.

The TNT Boyz defeated Wall Street when Terry pinned E.Z. Go with the C-4.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Ambrosia with the BOOTY BOMB.

Pearl E. Gates successfully defended the HWA Ladies title when she pinned Aphrodi-Tina with the GATES OF HEAVEN, forcing Aphrodi-Tina to wait until December 26 or later to make another challenge.

Road-Rayge defeated the Destructive Forces when Roadkill pinned Volcano with the ANNIHILATOR.

And in the main event, Warren Peace held onto the HWA Heavyweight title when he defeated King Kobra by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
October 28, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

666 pinned Ace Endehole with a fisherman's neckbreaker.

Surf's Up defeated the Birds of Prey by disqualification when the referee caught Nighthawk giving Body Glove a loaded knee drop.

The Killer Whales defeated the Progressives when Guy-Koh was counted out of the ring.

Bootylicious Bertha defeated Helena of Atrocia by disqualification when Helena wouldn't relinquish the SHIPWRECKER per the referee's instruction, forcing him to reverse his decision.

Gangurru pinned Harvard Yale with the WALKABOUT.

'Nuff's Enough defeated Esther-Jenn when Tuffy Nuff pinned Esther with the SHO' 'NUFF.

Slap Stick pinned King Kobra with the RUNNING GAG.

The Annihalators defeated The Blue & The Gray when Pthalos pinned Sgt. Yankee Pride with the PTHALO-CUTTER.

Abercrombie Bitch became the new HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Pearl E. Gates after 3 69 DRIVERs.

The Queen Bees are the new HWA Ladies Tag Team champions when they defeated Everything Nice after Beulah pinned Sugah with a frog splash.

Armageddon is once again the HWA Heavyweight champion, pinning Warren Peace with the APOCOLYPSE.

And in the main event, the TNT Boyz became the new HWA Tag Team champions, defeating Road-Rayge when Terry pinned Rayge with the IMPLOSION.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 1, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Ace Endehole defeated Red-Headed Stepchylde by disqualification when Red-Headed Stepchylde gave the HWA gambler a Beating, refusing to quit when instructed to by the referee. Ace will be injured for 1 show.

Dewie Cheatham defeated Dustin DeWind by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.

Val Kira pinned Holly Pena with VAL KIRA'S RIDE.

Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Scott Creed with ALLAH AHKBAR.

The Birds of Prey defeated the Progressives when Black Hawk pinned A-Flack with a slingshot suplex.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter defeated Bootylicious Bertha by disqualification when Bertha continuously whipped Demiah into the guardrails.

Michael the Ark Angel pinned King Kobra with the COVENANT.

Wall Street defeated The Blue Blue & The Gray when E.Z. Come pinned Sgt. Yankee Pride with the Power Broker Slam.

Pearl E. Gates re-captured the HWA Ladies title from Abercrombie Bitch when she pinned her with the GATES OF HEAVEN.

Everything Nice defeated Queen Bees to re-capture the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Sugah pinned Beulah with the EYE CANDY.

Warren Peace defeated Armageddon by disqualification when Armageddon repeatedly rammed Warren's head into the security rail, but Armageddon is still the HWA Heavyweight champion. A "Last Chance" Titan Death Match will be scheduled on November 7 between the two for the title and if Warren fails to re-capture the title, he will have to wait until March 7 or later to make another challenge for the title.

And in the final match of the evening, Road-Rayge won back the HWA Tag Team titles from the TNT Boyz when Rayge pinned Terry with the FURIOUS ANGER.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION RANKINGS
As of Sunday November 1, 2009

HWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Armageddon

1. Warren Peace
2. King Kobra
3. Michael the Ark Angel
4. Gangurru
5. Ugly Coyote
6. Sheik Khalid Sirhan
7. Harvard Yale
8. Devil's Reject
9. Big Poppa Roach
10. Scott Creed

HWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Road-Rayge

1. TNT Boyz
2. Annihilators
3. Destructive Forces
4. Killer Whales
5. Progressives
6. Surf's Up
7. Samoan Vice Squad

HWA LADIES CHAMPION: Pearl E. Gates

1. Ambrosia
2. Aphrodi-Tina
3. Abercrombie Bitch
4. Bootylicious Bertha
5. Demiah the Devil's Daughter
6. Alison Chainz
7. Val Kira
8. Holly Pena
9. Colly Flower
10. Lucy Kannin

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Everything Nice (Sugah & Spyce)

1. Queen Bees (Beatrice & Beulah)
2. 'Nuff's Enough (Justine & Tuffy Nuff)
3. Esther-Jenn (Esther & Jenn)
4. NEWLY SIGNED Jackson Jills (Peppermint Patty & Julie)
5. NEWLY SIGNED Sisters of Pain (Jenna Love & Debbie Hate)
6. NEWLY SIGNED Walk of Fame (Holly Wood & Barbie Blaze)

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 7, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Flexicon made Hurricane tap out to MR. OLYMPIA.

The Walk of Fame (Barbie Blaze & Holly Wood) defeated the Sisters of Pain (Jenna Love & Debbie Hate) when Barbie Blaze pinned Debbie Hate with the B-MOVIE BLAST.

Harvard Yale defeated Epsilon Beta by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring

Bootylicious Bertha defeated Lucy Kannin by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the Destructive Forces when S'Nunu pinned Tornado with a head butt to the chest. After the match a brawl ensued between the two teams. While Tika was fighting with Volcano outside the ring, Flexicon ran into the ring and assisted S'Nunu in performing numerous double deathjump splashes onto Tornado, putting him out of action for 5 shows.

Gangurru pinned King Kobra with the WALKABOUT.

The Annihilators defeated the Progressives when Pthalos forced Guy-Koh to submit to a full nelson.

The Queen Bees defeated the Jackson Jills (Peppermint Patty & Julie) when Beatrice (I think it was Beatrice, but I don't know, since both Beatrice and Beulah were wearing their masks at the time) pinned Julie with the DRONE'S DEMISE.

Ambrosia defeated Abercrombie Bitch by count out after she hit A.B. outside the ring with a springboard moonsault.

And in the main event, Armageddon successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight title in a Titan Death re-match against Warren Peace when he pinned him after putting him through a table with the APOCOLYPSE. Warren will be out of action for 2 shows.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 8, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

666 defeated Slap Stick by disqualification when Slap Stick repeatedly rammed 666's head into the security rails.

Dewie Cheatham pinned Ace Endehole after Ace missed the HEADS UP.

Before the next match took place, HWA comissioner Thomas Nixon came down to ringside and announced that due to the possibility of possible reprisal by Volcano, he was making Flexicon face Hurricane...in a Bungee Match. Hurricane won the match when he shoved Flexicon out of the cage and Flexicon rebounded safely on the bungee. Hurricane then celebrated the victory by taking the leap out of the cage and safely rebounding, as well.

Walk of Fame got their second straight victory in the HWA, this time defeating Esther-Jenn when Barbie Blaze pinned Jenn with the B-MOVIE BLAST.

The Killer Whales defeated Surf's Up by disqualification when Ray-Ban repeatedly rammed Orca's head into the security rails.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Lucy Kannin with the BOOTY BOMB.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter became the new HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Pearl E. Gates with the DEVIL'S SEED.

'Nuff's Enough became the new HWA Ladies tag team champions with a pinfall victory over Everything Nice when Tuffy Nuff pinned Sugah with the SHO' 'NUFF.

And in the main event, the Annihilators are the new HWA Tag Team title holders when they defeated Road-Rayge after Krogon pinned Roadkill with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.