Heavenly Wrestling Association update

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 24, 2125

(Total Attendance: 9,262)

* Satan's Sisters defeated the C&C Connection when Demonica pinned Carissa by TWISTED SISTERS.

* The Jackson Jills defeated the Slum Angels when Peppermint Patty pinned Annie Social with the PATTYCAKE.

* Barbie Blaze defeated Bootylicious Bertha by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.

* Shannon Egans pinned Holly Wood with the CALLING SHENANIGANS.

* Devil's Due (with the rest of the Beautiful Wickedness at ringside) defeated the Molto Bellas when Satanna pinned Bella Donna

with a handspring back elbow. Twice during the match, the "Ugly Stick" came into play, including once when Ann Thraxx was about

to be pinned by Bella Donna with the BELLA FLOP in order to break up the pin.

* The Sisters of Pain defeated Esther-Jenn when Esther was counted out.

* The match between the Sisters At Heart and 'Nuff's Enough to determine who would face the Queen Bees later in the night for the

HWA Tag Team titles was ruled a "no contest" when the Beautiful Wickedness ran down to the ring and Diabolique blasted both

Desiree and Justine Nuff with the "Ugly Stick" while Demiah, Demonica, Ann Thraxx and Satanna attacked Ambrosia, Tuffy Nuff and the referee. HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley entered the ring in order to put a stop to the carnage, threatening to fire the group on the spot if they didn't leave the ring, but Demiah sneaked up behind him with a black plastic bag and threw it over his head, suffocating him until Diabolique hit him in the face with the "Ugly Stick" as well before security escorted the entire group out of the building.

* Val Hailey defeated Demiah the Devil's Daughter by forfeit, due to Demiah being escorted from the building..

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The Queen Bees retained the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles by default, due to there being no winner in the Sisters at Heart/'Nuff's

Enough match because of the interference by the Beautiful Wickedness.

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Sarah N. Dipity became the new HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Val Kira with the HAPPY ACCIDENT.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 25, 2125

(Total Attendance: A record 10,368)

(Before the first match, the cameras cut to a news conference held earlier today. Betty Perez, personal secretary for HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley, walked up to the podium and opened a folder.)

BETTY PEREZ

I have a statement from Mr. Helmsley that he asked me to read to you. "Because of the unprovoked attack upon myself by Demiah and the Beautiful Wickedness, I have suffered a broken nose and have temporarily lost the ability to speak. For this action alone, I have fined all five members of the Beautiful Wickedness and have suspeneded them for the next three months. Ladies, you're getting off easy this time, but if you continue your unprovoked attacks not only on the HWA talent but its staff as well, your contracts will be immediately terminated. As for the match that they ruined between the Sisters At Heart and 'Nuff's Enough, the doctors for both Desiree and Ms. Justine Nuff have assured me that their concussions were mild, and that both women should be cleared to return to the ring as early as our next show. Therefore, I'm re-scheduling the match between the Sisters At heart and 'Nuff's Enough for the October 31 show, with the winner going on later that night to face the Queen Bees for the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles." Thank you ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have.

* Colly Flower pinned Dolly Lamma with the German Shepard suplex.

* Dustin DeWind pinned Brown Starfish with a piledriver.

* Slap Stick pinned Salami Jo with the RUNNING GAG for a second week in a row.

* The 18 Wheelers defeated the Vindicators when Peter Bilt pinned Kincade with the OVERTURN.

* The Barnyard Brawler pinned Mousawa with the Andromeda Drop.

* Lucy Kannin pinned Pearl E. Gates with the LIGHT THE FUSE.

* For the second week in a row, Blue Dragon Dojo member Yoshi Toramasu defeated Perry Noya by count out when Perry left the building through the crowd.

* The Tangled Webbs defeated the Kings of the Swamp when Adam Webb pinned Croc Od'Ile with the ASSWHIPPER.

* Chickfishter pinned Halle Burton with the ASS-SAULT.

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RE-MATCH

Bayne made Umagapotamus submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER to re-capture the PIP Heavyweight championship.

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MAIN EVENT

RE-MATCH

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Zero Gravity re-captured the PIP Tag Team titles from the Blue Dragon Dojo when Hyperdrive pinned Tokimasu Matsudaira with a leapfrog stun gun.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 26, 2125

(Total Attendance: 9,360)

* Pouch pinned Heffhawg by PLAYING POSSUM.

* Daisy Graze pinned Calico with the F'EWE.

* The Flock defeated the Shipwrecks when Bruder Galgen pinned Valdez with the BLITZ KREIG.

* Edmund Fitzgerald had a successful debut when he pinned Epsilon Beta with THE MIGHTY FITZ.

* Kay Oss pinned Ginger Snaps with the HOSTILE MAKEOVER.

* L.A.X. defeated the Damn Dirty Apes when Bandito pinned Chimpan-Z with the ROAD KILL.

* Party Harty pinned Boogie Lou with the BOMBED SWAN.

* Chad Angel defeated the returning Davey Storm in quick fashion with a running spear off the ropes.

* Flexicon made Saint Bernard submit to the MR. USA.

* Maiden Patriot pinned Mynx with the MAIDEN MISSILE.

* Animosity defeated the Empire Elite when Flaw pinned Mars with a Tornado elbow.

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Fey Linn denied Kailani her final opportunity to re-capture the PIP Ladies title when she pinned her with the BLACKOUT to hold onto the belt.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 30, 2125

(Total Attendance: 5,595)

* The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the Destructive Forces when S'Nunu pinned Tornado with a double throat thrust.

* Harvard Yale pinned Shawn Harrigan with the LAW REVIEW to earn the right to face Victor E. later in the evening for the HWA Tri-Planetary title. However, after the match, he wasn't finished with his beat down, as Gangurru and Scott Creed ran down to ringside and began repeatedly giving Harrigan the WALKABOUT and MY SACRIFICE as Yale hit repeated Swanton bombs on Harrigan. When it was over, Harrigan was put on a stretcher and will be out of action for 9 shows. HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley appeared on the holovid (sporting a nose guard and speaking in a "gruff-er" voice than usual, thanks to the plastic bag Demiah threw over his head last week) and suspended both Gangurru and Scott Creed for 2 shows. Needless to say, because of these suspensions, Sheik Khalid Sirhan and Dewie Cheatham won their respective singles matches by forfeit.

* The Ark Angels defeated Road-Rayge when Gabriel pinned Roadkill by GOD'S WILL.

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RE-MATCH

The Annihilators re-captured the HWA Tag Team titles from the TNT Boyz when Pthalos pinned Terry with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

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Victor E. successfully defended the HWA Tri-Planetary title by pinning Harvard Yale when Yale threw Victor into the turnbuckle and attempted to follow it up with a running shoulder tackle, only to knock himself out when Victor moved and Yale hit his head on the turnbuckle post.

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Warren Peace successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned Hurricane with the PEACE TREATY followed by the ART OF WAR.

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(My computer's acting up and I wasn't able to post these results yesterday, so I had to wait until I could get to the library today to post them. (The computer's been running very slow lately, especially if I try to watch a DVD or any video file. I'm going to have to have my brother's step-son in-law take a look at it again.)

HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 31, 2125

(Total Attendance: 6,375)

* The Jackson Jills defeated the C&C Connection when Peppermint Patty pinned Carissa with the PATTYCAKE.

* Barbie Blaze pinned Holly Wood with the B-MOVIE BLAST; however, the fight continued after the match as the Slum Angels ran to the ring and began setting tables on fire in the ring and then slamming Holly into them. When the attack was over, Holly was taken out of the building on a stretcher and will be out of action for 5 shows. HWA/PIP owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley appeared on the holovid and suspended Barbie Blaze for 4 shows while suspending Annie Social for 7 shows.

* Shannon Egans pinned Holly Pena by CALLING SHENANIGANS.

* The Molto Bellas defeated the Slum Angels by forfeit, due to Annie Social's suspension earlier in the evening.

* Esther-Jenn defeated the Sisters of Pain when Jenn pinned Debbie Hate with the PAP SMEAR.

* 'Nuff's Enough defeated the Sisters At Heart to earn the right to face the Queen Bees later in the night for the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Justine Nuff rolled through a deathjump cross body block attempt by Desiree.

* Val Hailey made Abercrombie [CENSORED] submit to the HONORED DEAD.

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The Queen Bees retained the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles by defeating 'Nuff's Enough by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Tuffy Nuff and Queen Bee #1.

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RE-MATCH[/center]

Val Kira re-captured the HWA Ladies championship when she made Sarah N. Dipity submit to a chinlock surfboard.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

November 1, 2125

(Total Attendance: A record 8,734)

* Daisy Graze pinned Kay Oss with the F'EWE.

* Kailani pinned Calico with the TROPICAL STORM.

* Davey Storm rolled through a deathjump cross body block attempt by Brown Starfish for the pinfall victory.

* Salami Joe pinned Epsilon Beta with a hurricanrana.

* The Blue Dragon Dojo defeated the Damn Dirty Apes when Saiji Takahashi pinned Chimpan-Z with the TAKAHASHI SPECIAL.

* Colly Flower pinned Mynx with the DOG'S DAY.

* Party Harty pinned Boogie Lou with the BOMBED SWAN.

* Empire Elite defeated L.A.X. when Caligiula made Skrit submit to the GORDIAN KNOT.

* Lucy Kannin pinned Pearl E. Gates with a deathjump cross body block.

* Chad Angel pinned Saint Bernard with the LIGHTS OUT.

* Chickfighter pinned Alison Chainz with the ASS-SAULT to earn the right to challenge Fey Linn tomorrow night for the PIP Ladies title.

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Bayne made Flexicon submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER to retain the PIP Heavyweight championship.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
November 1, 2125

(Total Attendance: 9,350)

* Pouch pinned Heffhawg with the NAPTIME.

* Edmund Fitzgerald pinned Dustin DeWind with THE MIGHTY FITZ.

* The Shipwrecks defeated the Flock when Titanic pinned Black Sheep with the SUNK AND FORGOTTEN.

* The Vindicators defeated the 18 Wheelers when Kincade pinned Peter Bilt with the MANDIBLE CLAW SLAM.

* Umagapotamus pinned Mousawa with the Hanging Flying Hippo Head Butt.

* Slap Stick pinned the Barnyard Brawler with the RUNNING GAG.

* Halle Burton pinned Ginger Snaps with a spear.

* Perry Noya suprised Yoshi Toramasu during their third meeting (and himself) by pinning the Blue Dragon Dojo member by rolling through Yoshi's attempt at a deathjump cross body block.

* The Kings of the Swamp defeated the Tangled Webbs by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Croc Od'Ile and Josh Webb.

* Maiden Patriot pinned Princess Barbelle with the MAIDEN MISSILE.

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Fey Linn successfully defended the PIP Ladies title when she pinne Chick Fighter with a Shining Wizard.

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Zero Gravity successfully defended the PIP Tag straps when Shooting Star pinned Virtue of Animosity with a springboard ddt.

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Yes! Edmund Fitz is undefeated!