Heavenly Wrestling Association update

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

August 24, 2125

(Total Attendance: 8,580)

* Epsilon Beta pinned the Samoan Hippo Savage Umagapotamus when he rolled through a deathjump crosss body block attempt.

* Flexicon pinned Party Harty with MR. UNIVERSE.

* Saint Bernard defeated Perry Noya by count out.

* Animosity defeated the Kings of the Swamp when Ali Ga'Tor was counted out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor by Virtue.

* Empire Elite defeated the Blue Dragon Dojo when Caligula pinned Saiji Takahashi with THE RISE AND FALL.

* Bruder Galgen pinned Mousawa with the S.O.B.

* Pearl E. Gates pinned Mynx with a power bomb.

* Princess Barbelle pinned Alison Chainz with the CROWN ROYALE.

* Kailani pinned Maiden Patriot in their second meeting with the TROPICAL STORM.

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Colly Flower successfully defended the PIP Ladies title when she pinned Fey Linn with the DOG'S DAY.

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MAIN EVENT

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The Damn Dirty Apes are the new PIP Tag Team champions, defeating Zero Gravity when G-Rilla pinned Shooting Star with the G-RILLA PRESS.

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(I finally got my computer back from my brother's step-son in-law Friday, but with I had a busy weekend last weekend, so this is the first chance I have to post the results of both last Saturday's men's show [which I actually played on Sunday while I was doing my laundry], as well as today's ladies show. I'm pretty much running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get all of this week's shows, including tomorrow's PIP show and Wednesday and Thursday's UIW shows done in order to get caught back up.--David "barnestormer" Barnes)

HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
Sept. 18, 2125

(Total Attendance: 4,020)

* Harvard Yale pinned Scott Creed with the LAW REVIEW.

* The TNT Boyz defeated Empire Elite (who came over on loan from PIP due to the injury of Tornado from the Destructive Forces and the suspensions of both Roadkill from Road-Rayge and Tika from the Samoan Vice Squad shortening the currently available number of teams) when Tracey pinned Caligula with a hangman neckbreaker.

* Herman Glopp defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Khalid throwing powder in Herman's eyes.

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The Ark Angels are the new HWA Tag Team champions, defeating the Annihilators when Gabriel pinned Krogon by GOD'S WILL.

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Victor E. pinned Dewie Cheatham with the VICTOR E. PRESS after an incredible battle to successfully defend the HWA Tri-Planetary title.

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MAIN EVENT

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Warren Peace pinned Hurricane with the ART OF WAR to successfully defend the HWA Heavyweight title.

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HWA "LADIES NIGHT"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
September 20, 2125

(Total Attendance: 7,632)

* In a grudge match, Barbie Blaze pinned former Walk of Fame tag partner Holly Wood with the B-MOVIE BLAST. After the match, Demiah ran into the ring and helped Barbie perform double deathjumps on Holly, injuring her for 1 show.

* Holly Pena made Abercrombie [censored] submit to the Campana Invertida.

* In a tag team triple threat match, Esther-Jenn defeated Everything Nice and the Sisters of Pain when Esther pinned Sugah with the PMS.

* The Sisters At Heart defeated 'Nuff's Enough by disqualification when, while attempting to save Tuffy Nuff from being pinned by Desiree's EVERY MAN'S DESIRE finisher, Justine attacked Desiree from behind, and then she and Tuffy dragged her out of the ring and performed a devastating double-team choke slam onto the announcer's table.

* The new and improved[/i][/b] Queen Bees defeated the MOLTO BELLAS when Queen Bee #1 pinned Bella Nora with the SWARM ATTACK.

* Bootylicious Bertha pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with 2 BOOTY BOMBs.

* Sarah N. Dipity made Val Hailey tap out to a triangle choke.

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Val Kira re-capture the HWA Ladies title from Shannon Egans when she pinned Shannon with VAL KIRA'S RIDE.

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THE MAIN EVENT

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The C&C Connection defeated the Jackson Jills by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Peppermint Patty and Carissa, but the Jackson Jills are still the HWA Ladies tag champions. A "Last Chance" Titan Death Match will be scheduled on the next show between the two teams.

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

September 21, 2125

(Total Attendance: 7,854)

* Daisy Graze pinned Dolly Lamma with the Sheep Shot.

* "Krazee" Kay Oss pinned Calico with the HOSTILE MAKEOVER.

* Slap Stick made Brown Starfish submit to an inverted belly to back bear hug.

* Dustin DeWind pinned Boogie Lou with the POINT OF KNOW RETURN.

* Barnyard Brawler (formerly known as Big [censored] Murdock) pinned the debuting Yoshi Toramasu with the PECKER WRECKER.

* The Vindicators defeated the Shipwrecks when Wesley Poe pinned Titanic after 3 consecutive MELON SPLITTERs.

* Lucy Kannin pinned Ginger Snaps with a spear as she came off the ropes.

* Chickfighter pinned Halle Burton with the ASS-SAULT.

* The Tangled Webs defeated LAX when Josh Webb pinned Bandito with a double-team power bomb with he brother Adam after Skrit saved Bandito from being pinned by the SUPERBOMB.

* Chad Angel pinned Davey Storm with a spinning leg lariat. After the match, Barnyard Brawler hit the ring and helped Chad give Davey a running double clothesline, which was followed up immediately by Chad with numerous LIGHTS OUTs, putting Davey out of action for 8 shows.

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Salami Joe is still the PIP Heavyweight champion when he pinned Bayne with a spear as he came off the ropes.

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MAIN EVENT

Zero Gravity re-captured the PIP Tag Team titles from the Damn Dirty Apes when Hyperdrive pinned Chimpan-Z with the GRAVITY BOMB.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

September 25, 2125

(Total Attendance: 5,840)

* Harvard Yale pinned Shawn Harrigan with the LAW REVIEW.

* Big Poppa Roach defeated Gangurru by count out following a springboard moonsault to the floor.

* The TNT Boyz defeated Road-Rayge when Terry pinned Rayge with the IMPLOSION.

* Herman Glopp pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan with the GLOPP DROP.

* Ace Endehole pinned Dewie Cheatham with the HEADS UP. After the match, still steaming mad from the injuries that kept him

out of action at the hands of Cheatham, Ace continued to brawl with Dewie until Gangurru and Herman Glopp ran into the ring and

helped Ace with the beat-down. Everything but the kitchen sink was used as a weapon on Dewie, and when the beating was over,

Cheatham would leave the HWA Arena on a stretcher and will be out for 7 shows. HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn

Helmsley suspended both Ace and Herman for 6 shows, while suspending Gangurru for 3 shows.

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RE-MATCH

The Annihilators defeated the Ark Angels when Krogon hit Michael with a springboard moonsault to the floor to earn a count out

victory, but since titles in the HWA only change hands by pinfall or submission, the Ark Angels remain the HWA Tag Team

champions.

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Scott Creed pinned Victor E. with a power slam to become the new HWA Tri-Planetary champion.

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MAIN EVENT

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Warren Peace pinned Hurricane with the PEACE TREATY to hold onto the HWA Heavyweight title.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

September 27, 2125

(Total Attendance: 5,968)

(Before the first match took place, HWA & PIP owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley came down to ringside and told the fans that this would be the last "Ladies NIght on Monday Night" show, as "Ladies Night" will now be moved to Sunday, in order to add an extra PIP show.)

* Holly Pena pinned Shannon Egans with an Iconoclasm.

* 'Nuff's Enough defeated the Molto Bellas when Tuffy Nuff pinned Bella Nora with the SHO' 'NUFF.

* The Sisters of Pain defeated the Sisters At Heart when Jenna Love pinned Desiree with a double-team flapjack after Debbie Hate saved Jenna from being pinned by EVERY MAN'S DESIRE.

* The Queen Bees defeated Everything Nice when Queen Bee #2 pinned Sugah with the DRONE'S DEMISE.

* Sarah N. Dipity pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with the HAPPY ACCIDENT.

* Abercrombie [censored] pinned Val Hailey with a pumphandle inverted reverse fallaway slam.

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TITAN DEATH RE-MATCH

The Jackson Jills defeated the C&C Connection to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Julie pinned Chandra with the LE BOMB DE ROUGEAU.

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MAIN EVENT

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Bootylicious Bertha pinned Val Kira with the BOOTY BOMB to become the new HWA Ladies champion.

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

September 28, 2125

(Total Attendance: 8,736)

(Before the first match took place, HWA & PIP owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley came down to ringside and informed the fans that the PIP will be adding an extra show on Mondays to replace the HWA "Ladies Night" show, which will now be moved to Sundays.)

* Pouch pinned Party Harty with the NAPTIME.

* The Blue Dragon Dojo defeated The Flock (Black Sheep & Bruder Galgen) when Tokimasu Matsudaira pinned Bruder with a urinagi backbreaker. The loss didn't sit too well with the Flock, as they began brawling with the Dojo until Yoshi Toramasu ran into the ring to help his Dojo-mates, knocking Bruder down and helping Tokimasu perform double deathjumps on the fallen Flock member, putting him out of action for 3 shows.

* The Kings of the Swamp defeated the Vindicators when Croc Od'Ile pinned Wesley Poe with a double-team stuff piledriver after Kincade saved Wesley from being pinned by the TWISTING TAILS.

* Umagapotamus pinned Epsilon Beta with the SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE.

* Mousawa pinned Flexicon with the ALBINO FLOWSION.

* Mynx pinned Alison Chainz with a 450 Thesz Press.

* Saint Bernard pinned Perry Noya with the CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN.

* Animosity defeated the Empire Elite when Virtue pinned Mars with the Ace Crusher.

* Pearl E. Gates pinned Princess Barbell with a small package off the ropes.

* Fey Linn defeated Maiden Patriot by count out following a springboard moonsault to the floor.

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MAIN EVENT

Kailani pinned Colly Flower with the TROPICAL STORM to become the new PIP Ladies champion.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 2, 2125

(Total Attendance: 3,336)

* Big Poppa Roach pinned Shawn Harrigan with the ROACH MOTEL.

* Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Roadkill pinned Tracey with a spinebuster

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TITAN DEATH RE-MATCH

The Annihilators re-captured the HWA Tag Team titles from the Ark Angels when Pthalos pinned Michael with the PTHALO-CUTTER.

* Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Harvard Yale with the ALLAH AHKBAR.

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RE-MATCH

Victor E. re-captured the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he pinned Scott Creed with the VICTOR E. PRESS.

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MAIN EVENT

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Warren Peace successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight Title when he pinned Hurricane with the PEACE TREATY.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 3, 2125

(Total Attendance: 8,280)

* The C&C Connection defeated the debuting team of the Slum Angels (Annie Social & Mellon Collie Molly) when Cassandra pinned Mellon Colly Molly after she executed a urinagi on Molly right onto Chandra's knee while the referee was escorting Annie Social back to her corner after saving Molly from being pinned by the CRESCENT KICK.

* Shannon Egans pinned Holly Wood with a deathjump cross body block

* Holly Pena defeated Barbie Blaze by disqualificaiton when Barbie repeatedly rammed Holly's head into the security barrier.

* Esther-Jenn defeated Everything Nice when Esther pinned Spyce with the MENOPAUSE.

* The Sisters of Pain defeated the Molto Bellas when Jenna Love pinned Bella Donna with a standing spinning heel kick.

* 'Nuff's Enough defeated the Sisters At Heart when Tuffy Nuff pinned Desiree with the SHO' 'NUFF.

* Demiah the Devil's Daughter pinned Val Hailey when Val Hailey missed a running shoulder tackle attempt into the turnbuckle.

* Sarah N. Dipity made Abercrombie [censored] submit to a full nelson.

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The Queen Bees became the new HWA Ladies Tag Team champions when Queen Bee #1 pinned Julie with the SWARM ATTACK.

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MAIN EVENT

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Val Kira pinned Bootylicious Bertha with VAL KIRA'S RIDE to re-capture the HWA Ladies title.

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 4, 2125

(Total Attendance: 7,986)

* Dolly Lamma pinned Calico with the Andromeda Drop.

* Boogie Lou pinned Slap Stick with the DISCO DUCK.

* The Vindicators defeated the Shipwrecks when Wesley Poe pinned Titanic with the Crooked Side Suplex.

* Ginger Snaps pinned Lucy Kannin with the SNAP YOUR NECK.

* Party Harty pinned Chad Angel with the BOMBED SWAN.

* Perry Noya pinned Mousawa with the TRUST ISSUES.

* The Kings of the Swamp defeated the Damn Dirty Apes when Croc Od'Ile pinned G-Rilla with the DEATH ROLE.

* Alison Chainz pinned Mynx with the ROOSTER.

* The Blue Dragon Dojo defeated Empire Elite when Saiji Takahashi pinned Mars with the Dojo-Rana.

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RE-MATCH

Kailani successfully defended the PIP Ladies title when she pinned Colly Flower with the Kailani Clothesline.

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MAIN EVENT

Bayne became the new PIP Heavyweight champion when he made Salami Joe submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 5, 2125

(Total Attendance: 6,680)



* Daisy Graze didn't make it easy for Kay Oss, proving to be very resiliant. Unfortunately for Daisy, resiliance wasn't enough to keep her from being pinned by the HOSTILE MAKEOVER.

* Yoshi Toramasu had no trouble dealing with Brown Starfish, as he easily pinned him with the FLIGHT OF THE BLUE DRAGON.

* The Barnyard Brawler pinned Dustin DeWind after a few minutes of back and forth action with the Pecking Order.

* Despite excellent teamwork between the Webb brothers, LAX defeated the Tangled Webbs by disqualification when Adam Webb repeatedly whipped Skrit into the security barrier.

* Chickfighter defeated Halle Burton by count out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor.

* In their second-ever meeting, Epsilon Beta showed that while it might be easy to knock the Samoan Hippo Savage Umagapotamus down, it's quite another kettle of fish to keep him down, as the hippo Animan put away Ambrosia's husband with the SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE.

* Despite being hit with the CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN, Flexicon managed to battle back and pin Saint Bernard with MR. UNIVERSE.

* Princess Barbelle hit Pearl E. Gates with everything but the kitchen sink, including at least 3 CROWN ROYALEs, before finally putting her away with a military press drop.

* Maiden Patriot put up a tremendous fight against the mysterious voodoo woman Fey Linn, but in the end, she went down to the BLACKOUT.

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MAIN EVENT

In a match of the year candidate, the two teams exhibited excellent teamwork and frequent tags, but in the end, Shooting Star managed to pin Virtue with the HURRIKICK.