Heavenly Wrestling Association update

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It's been a long time since I updated anything about my bootleg CotG fed, the Heavenly Wrestling Association since I started it back up about a year ago. Here are the results from the latest card:

HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
July 16, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

OPENING MATCHES:

1. Lucy Kannin pinned Big Bertha Booty with LIGHT THE FUSE. After the match, Bertha looked extremely out of breath. As she struggled to walk back up the entrance ramp, she collapsed. EMTs worked on her for several minutes and then rushed her to a nearby hospital. As the EMTs worked on her, the fans were distracted from the medical emergency by a holo-vid that appeared on the Holo-Tron, hyping the impending arrival of a new ladies wrestler, Ms. Rachael, a generations-long decendant of talk/cooking show host Rachael Ray. It looks like Bertha may be out of action indefinitely.

2. Epsilon Beta defeated 666 by disqualification when 666 repeatedly slammed Epsilon Beta's head into the guardrails.

3. Pearl E. Gates defeated Val Kira by count out after Pearl hit Val with a springboard moonsault outside the ring on the concrete floor.

4. Ugly Coyote pinned Harvard Yale with the MESA MOON HOWL.

5. Road-Rayge defeated Wall Street when Roadkill pinned E.Z. Go via DEVASTATION.

6. The Blue & The Gray defeated the Birds of Prey by disqualification when Nighthawk was caught loading up his knee pad before dropping a knee on Union Jack Rebel.

7. Surf's Up defeated the Killer Whales by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Ray-Ban and Orca.

8. Colly Flower pinned Helena of Atrocia with the DOG'S DAY.

9. 211 pinned Marshall D'Lon in a Titan Death Grudge Match with the snake eyes.

MAIN EVENT:

The "American Sweetheart" Mary Lou successfully defended the HWA Ladies championship against former champion Spyce by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. Spyce must now wait until September 16 or later to make another challenge for the title in order to give other worthy contenders a shot at the title.

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Also, I found some old copies of wrestler cards for both N'Glect the Forgotten and X-Treme, and since Ray DeGarmo was kind enough some time ago to do some card art for N'Glect, I thought I'd make a .pdf of his card with the card art. Plus, I still have a copy of the old X-Treme picture, so I did a .pdf of his card, as well.

N'GLECT THE FORGOTTEN

X-TREME

N'Glect's long-forgotten history

X-Treme's brief history

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
July 20, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

MATCH #1: Ms. Rachael made a successful debut when she pinned Vyris with the E.V.O.O.

Before the next match, HWA commentator Austin Williams had a tele-vidcom conversation with Big Bertha Booty, who's still recovering in a nearby medical facility from having double bypass heart surgery after her collapse last week, which was later determined to be a mild heart attack brought on by her 450+ pound weight. The doctors are telling her that she'll be out of won't be able to return to the ring for about six months to a year, tops, and she has to go through an intensive rehabilitation program as well as a radical weight loss program (liposuction, gastric bypass, lap band, and a whole new diet plan.) She promises to be back before anybody knows it.

MATCH #2: GTA made Bayne submit to THE CLUB.

MATCH #3: Warren Peace defeated Dewie Cheatham by disqualification when the referee caught Dewie delivering a low blow forearm.

MATCH #4: Lucy Kannin defeated Aphrodi-Tina by count out.

MATCH #5: Wall Street defeated the TNT Boyz by disqualification when TNT Terry repeatedly whipped E.Z. Come into the guardrails.

MATCH #6: Victor E. pinned Ace Endehole when Ace missed a running shoulder tackle after reversing a whip into the turnbuckle.

MATCH #7: Val Kira defeated Colly Flower by disqualification when Colly repeatedly whipped Val into the guardrails.

MATCH #8: The New Millennium Renegades are still the HWA Tag Team champions defeating the Samoan Vice Squad when "Renegade" Danny Redbow forced Tika to submit to the CHEROKEE DEATHLOCK.

MAIN EVENT: Michael the Ark Angel held onto the HWA Heavyweight title, defeating 211 by disqualification when 211 repeatedly slammed Michael's head into the guardrails.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
July 26, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

MATCH #1: Tornado made a successful HWA debut when he defeated King Kobra by count out.

MATCH #2: GTA pinned Ace Endehole with a pumphandle slam.

MATCH #3: Abercrombie Bitch pinned Ambrosia with a side slam.

MATCH #4: Justine Nuff pinned Ms. Rachael with the 'NUFF SAID!.

MATCH #5: Wall Street defeated the Birds of Prey when E.Z. Go pinned nighthawk with a double team ddt after Black Hawk saved hm from being pinned with the MARGIN CALL..

MATCH #6: The Killer Whales defeated Surf's Up! when Orca pinned Ray-Ban with the BEACHED WHALES.

MATCH #7: 211 defeated Epsilon Beta by disqualification when Epsilon Beta repeatedly rammed 211's head into the guardrails.

MATCH #8: The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the New Millennium Renegades by disqualification when "Dangerous" Dan Sexton hit Tika with a top turnbuckle tomahawk chop in order to save "Renegade" Danny Redbow from being pinned with the SAMOAN SMASHER, but failed to capture the HWA Tag Team titles from the Renegades.

MAIN EVENT: Colly Flower successfully defended HWA Ladies championship when she pinned the "American Sweetheart" Mary Lou with the Andromeda Drop.

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I've also added a new member to the HWA roster:

TORNADO

Tornado comes from the same "Parts Unknown" homeworld as the Destructive Forces (VOLCANO & HURRICANE), and will server primarily as a singles competitor, but should either Volcano or Hurricane become injured, he will fill in as a replacement member of the Destructive Forces until the injured party returns.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
July 27, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

MATCH #1: 187 pinned Tornado with a short-arm shoulder tackle. Tornado was injured in the match for 5 cards, due to 187 executing HOMICIDE on Tornado while the referee was knocked unconcious at one point in the match.

MATCH #2: Penelope Candace pinned the returning Halle Burton with the LICORICE WHIP.

MATCH #3: Pearl E. Gates defeated Lucy Kanning by disqualification when Lucy repeatedly rammed Pearl's head into the steel rails.

MATCH #4: The Blue & The Gray defeated the Killer Whales when Sgt. Yankee Pride forced Orca to submit to the YANKEE YANK.

MATCH #5: Wall Street defeated the TNT Boyz by disqualification when TNT Terry repeatedly rammed E.Z. Go's head into the steel rails.

MATCH #6: Dustin DeWind pinned Victor E. with the POINT OF KNOW RETURN.

MATCH #7: Val Kira pinned Ms. Rachael by VAL KIRA'S RIDE.

MATCH #8: The Destructive Forces defeated Road-Rayge when Hurricane pinned Roadkill with the CYCLONE SLAM.

MAIN EVENT: Michael the Ark Angel defeated 211 by disqualification to hold onto the HWA Heavyweight title following a brawl outside the ring.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
August 3, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Warren Peace pinned Dewie Cheatham with the PEACE TREATY. After the match, a man dressed in Middle Eastern earth clothing came in and attacked both Warren and Dewie, pounding them both for several seconds before reaching into a bag and throwing white powder in both wrestlers' eyes. The fans immediately recognized this attacker as former HWA wrestler Mullah bin Laden. As the referees and HWA officials attended to both Warren and Dewie, Mullah bin Laden grabbed the mike from the ring announcer.

MULLAH BIN LADEN: Relax, it's not anthrax powder I threw in their eyes, only baby powder, just like it was baby powder I used several years ago when I was forced to play a "terrorist" for this company; the same baby powder that heel wrestlers have used in wrestling promotions for years to blind their babyface enemies. If it was really anthrax, I'd have been dead a long time ago from anthrax exposure. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is not Mullah bin Laden, nor is it Osama bin Laden. I'm not related to him in any way whatsoever, but because I look so much like him and my Middle Eastern heritage, I was unjustly type-cast as a "terrorist" not only by you stupid inbred fans, but the HWA bookers, as well. My name is Sheik Khalid Sirhan, and I'm here to erase my past as "Mullah bin Laden" and earn a real name for myself as myself. (The fans jeer loudly, as they're not buying this act one bit) Shut up! Shut up right now, or I will leave and never return! (The fans' jeers quickly turn to a tauntingly singing chant of "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, Good-bye!" This enrages Sheik Khalid Sirhan so much that he leaves the ring and grabs a female fan from ringside and pulls her over the railing.) You will stop that singing right now, or this infadel woman will suffer your fate! (All of a sudden, an unidentified wrestler runs down the entrance ramp and attacks Sheik Khalid Sirhan from behind, tossing him into the ring and pounding on him for several seconds until he puts him on the top turnbuckle and sets him up for a muscle buster before leaping and doing a forward flip before executing the muscle buster, knocking Khalid out. This new wrestler goes to check on the woman and then grabs the mike.

HERMAN GLOPP: Hey, Khalid! Allow me to introduce myself now! My name is Herman Glopp, and if you ever put your hands on my wife Zelda again, you'll suffer worse than a GLOPP DROP. I'll kill you! (Herman picks up his wife and carries her to the back.)

Demiah the Devil's Daughter pinned Ambrosia with the DEVIL'S SEED.

187 defeated Ace Endehole by count out.

Wall Street defeated The Blue & The Grey when E.Z. Go pinned Sgt. Yankee Pride with the GREAT DEPRESSION.

Marshall D'Lon and Lt. Fivoh defeated Road-Rayge when Lt. Fivoh pinned Rayge with the BOOK 'EM.

The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the New Millennium Renegades by disqualification following brawl outside the ring between "Dangerous" Dan Sexton and Tika, but the Renegades still walked away from the HWA Arena with the HWA Tag Team titles around their waists.

Ms. Rachael and the "American Sweetheart" Mary Lou defeated Abercrombie Bitch and Halle Burton by disqualification when Abercrombie Bitch repeatedly rammed Ms. Rachael's head into the steel rails.

The HWA Ladies title re-match between champion Val Kira and former champion Colly Flower ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. A "Last Chance" Titan Death Match has been scheduled for the next show and if Colly is unable to re-capture the title, she will be force to wait 2 months to challenge for the title again.

And in the main event, Michael the Ark Angel remained the HWA Heavyweight champion by defeating 211 by disqualification when 211 repeatedly rammed Michael's head into the guard rails.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
August 4, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Pearl E. Gates defeated Hellena of Atrocia by disqualification when Hellena repeatedly whipped Pearl into the guard rails.

The Annihalators defaeted the TNT Boyz when Krogon pinned TNT Tracey with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

Harvard Yale pinned Dustin DeWind with the IVY LEAGUE.

In a special grudge match, Herman Glopp pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan after 2 GLOPP DROPs.

Val Kira held onto the HWA Ladies title over former champion Colly Flower in a Titan Death Match when she pinned the canine AniWoman with VAL KIRA'S RIDE.

Road-Rayge defeated the Destructive Forces when Roadkill pinned Hurricane with the DEVASTATION.

The "American Sweetheart" Mary Lou defeated Halle Burton by disqualification after Halle repeatedly rammed Mary Lou's head into the security rail.

187 pinned Warren Peace by way of HOMICIDE. Warren Peace was injured for 4 cards after the match.

And in the main event, the Samoan Vice Squad defeated Wall Street when Tika pinned E.Z. Go with the SAMOAN SMASHER.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
August 6, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Justine Nuff pinned Spyce by 'NUFF SAID!

The match between Surf's Up! and the Birds of Prey ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Ray-Ban and Black Hawk.

Ambrosia pinned Vyris with a deathjump cross body block.

The match between The Blue & The Gray and the Killer Whales ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Union Jack Rebel and Willy.

Demiah the Devi's Daughter defeated Ms. Rachael by disqualification when Ms. Rachael repeatedly whipped Demiah into the guard rails.

Herman Glopp defeated Dewie Cheatham by disqualification when the referee caught Dewie delivering a low blow.

Marshall D'Lon pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan with a cobra clutch slam.

187 defeated Michael the Ark Angel by disqualification when Michael repeatedly rammed 187's head into the security railing, but Michael still walked out of the HWA Arena with the HWA Heavyweight title, since title in the Heavenly Wrestling Association only change hands on a pinfall or submission.

And in the main event, the New Millennium Renegades defeated the Samoan Vice Squad to hold onto the HWA Tag Team ttles when "Renegade" Danny Redbow pinned S'Nunu with the TRAIL OF TEARS DROP.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
August 9, 2114
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

GTA defeated the returning Judge Jerry the Executioner by count out, but after the match, he joined 187 and 211 in delivering one of the most brutal beatdowns on Jerry, putting him out of action once again for 7 cards. HWA commissioner Thomas Nixon suspended GTA for 1 card and 211 for 5 cards.

The TNT Boyz defeated the Killer Whales when TNT Terry pinned Willy with the IMPLOSION.

Surf's Up! defeated the Birds of Prey by disqualificaton when the referee caught Nighthawk loading his knee pad before giving Body Glove a knee drop.

Pearl E. Gates pinned Anna Konda with the GATES OF HEAVEN.

Epsilon Beta defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid continuously whipped Epsilon Beta into the security railings.

Justine Nuff pinned Aphrodi-Tina by 'NUFF SAID!

The Destructive Forces defeated Road-Rayge when Hurricane pinned Rayge with the CYCLONE SLAM.

The Annihalators defeated Wall Street when Krogon pinned E.Z. Go with a plancha dropkick.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter made Ms. Rachael submit to a trapezius nerve hold in a re-match from the Aug. 6 show.

Hernan Glopp pinned Harvard Yale with the GLOPP DROP. After the match, Sheik Khalid Sirhan led a massive assault on Herman with Victor E. and Harvard Yale, putting Herman out of action for 3 cards. Khalid was suspended for 3 cards. Victor E. was suspended for 4 cards, and Harvard Yale was suspended for 2 cards.

187 pinned Michael the Ark Angel in a Cosmic Cage Match with a short-arm shoulder tackle to capture the HWA Heavyweight title. 187 managed to use HOMICIDE in the match once, which caused Michael to be injured for 5 cards. He will look to re-gain the title when he returns from the disabled list.

And in the main event, the New Millennium Renegades once again defeated the Samoan Vice Squad to successfully defend the HWA Tag Team titles when "Renegade" Danny Redbow forced Tika to submit to the CHEROKEE DEATHLOCK.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION RANKINGS
As of Tuesday August 11, 2009
(Total points accumulated listed in parenthesis)

HWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: 187 (83)

1. Herman Glopp (56)
2. Michael the Ark Angel (37)
3. Marshall D'Lon (30)
4. Warren Peace (29)
5. Harvard Yale (19)
6. Lt. Fivoh (18)
7. Sheik Khalid Sirhan (10)
8. Dustin DeWind (9)
9. (Tie) GTA (6)
(Tie) Dewie Cheatham (6)

HWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: NEW MILLENNIUM RENEGADES ("Dangerous" Dan Sexton & "Renegade Danny Redbow) (62)

1. SAMOAN VICE SQUAD (S'Nunu & Tika) (59)
2. (Tie) ROAD-RAYGE (Roadkill & Rayge) (33)
(Tie) WALL STREET (E.Z. Come & E.Z. Go) (33)
4. ANNIHALATORS (Pthalos & Krogon) (32)
5. DESTRUCTIVE FORCES (Volcano & Hurricane) (28)
6. (Tie) SURF'S UP! (Body Glove & Ray-Ban) (17)
(Tie) TNT BOYZ (TNT Tracey & TNT Terry) (17)
8. THE BLUE & THE GRAY (Union Jack Rebel & Sgt. Yankee Pride) (12)
9. BIRDS OF PREY (Black Hawk & Nighthawk) (11)
10. KILLER WHALES (Orca & Willy) (6)

HWA LADIES CHAMPION: Val Kira (29)

1. Demiah the Devil's Daughter (41)
2. Justine Nuff (34)
3. Pearl E. Gates (30)
4. "American Sweetheart" Mary Lou (27)
5. Ms. Rachael (17)
6. Amrosia (9)
7. Colly Flower (8)
8. (Tie) Anna Konda (5)
(Tie) Spyce (5)
(Tie) Vyris (5)

EXPLANATION OF POINT SYSTEM
(All points are accumulative and are reset to 0 at the beginning of each month)

1. Scheduled for a holovised match: 5
2. Win a holovised match: 7
3. Scheduled for a pay-per-view match: 8
4. Win a pay-per-view match: 12
5. Participate in a special match (Cosmic Cage, Titan Death, etc.): 3
6. Win a special match: 5
7. Execute Finisher: 1 point per execution
8. Finisher Escape (Rolling higher than your PIN rating plus Finisher): 3 points per escape
9. Win a Minor title (Tag Team, Ladies title, etc.): 10
10. Retain a Minor title: 4
11. Win Heavyweight title: 20
12. Retain Heavyweight title: 8
13. Final Match of the evening: 3
14. Loss by Disqualification or Count out: -4
15. Wrestler suspended (regardless of length of time): -10

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
August 16, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Ugly Coyote defeated Jack Hammer by disqualification when Jack repeatedly rammed Ugly Coyote's head into the security rail.

Armageddon pinned Ace Endehole with the APOCOLYPSE.

Holly Pena defeated Vyris in her HWA debut by count out.

Penelope Candace defeated Anna Konda by disqualification when Anna refused to release her DEATHWRAP finisher.

King Kobra made Dustin DeWind tap out to the KOBRA KROSS KLUTCH.

The match between the TNT Boyz and the Birds of Prey ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between TNT Tracey and Nighthawk.

GTA made Lt. Fivoh tap out to THE CLUB.

Surf's Up defeated Road-Rayge by disqualification when Roadkill repeatedly rammed Ray-Ban's head into the security rail.

Aphrodi-Tina pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with a backbreaker.

Justine Nuff made Pearl E. Gates tap out to a body scissor lock.

The Annihalators defeated the Destructive Forces when Pthalos forced Volcano to submit to a full nelson.

And in the main event, after three unsuccessful attempts this month to capture the HWA Tag Team titles from the New Millennium Renegades, the Samoan Vice Squad finally put HWA Tag Team gold around their waists when S'Nunu pinned "Renegade" Danny Redbow with the SAMOAN SMASHER.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
August 18, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Jack Hammer defeated Tornado by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

Lucy Kannin pinned Spyce with a spinebuster.

666 pinned Ace Endehole with a running spear

Ugly Coyote pinned Dewie Cheatham with the MESA MOON HOWL.

Holly Pena pinned Halle Burton with the PICANTE.

The Killer Whales defeated The Blue & The Gray when Orca pinned Union Jack Rebel with the BEACHED WHALES.

Ms. Rachael pinned Anna Konda when Anna hit her with a deathjump cross body block and Ms. Rachael was able to roll through it and get the pinfall.

King Kobra pinned Lt. Fivoh with a shoulder tackle.

The Destructive Forces defeated Road-Rayge when Volcano pinned Rayge with the ERUPTION.

Wall Street defeated Surf's Up when E.Z. Go pinned Body Glove with the Bear Market.

Justine Nuff held onto the #1 contender for the HWA Ladies title when she pinned Pearl E. Gates with the 'NUFF SAID and will challenge HWA Ladies champion Val Kira on the next card.

And in the main event, the Samoan Vice Squad held onto the HWA Tag Team titles when they defeated the New Millennium Renegades by disqualification after "Dangerous" Dan Sexton and "Renegade" Danny Redbow double-teamed S'Nunu with deadly force after Dan saved Redbow from being pinned with the SAMOAN SMASHER.