Heavenly Wrestling Association update

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 14, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Billy B. pinned Dewie Cheatham with a spinning heel kick.

Ace Endehole pinned Big Poppa Roach with the HEADS UP.

The Killer Whales defeated the Progressives when Willy forced Guy-Koh to submit to a bear hug.

King Kobra pinned Gangurru with a neckbreaker.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Aphrodi-Tina with the BOOTY BOMB.

TYhe Samoan Vice Squad defeated the TNT Boyz when S'Nunu pinned Terry by knocking Tracey's noggin with Terry's after Tracey saved Terry from being pinned with the SAMOAN SMASHER.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter successfully defended the HWA Ladies title when she defeated former champion Pearl E. Gates by disqualification after Pearl repeatedly whipped Demiah into the guard rails, forcing Pearl to wait until January 14 or later to make another challenge for the title.

Ambrosia pinned Abercrombie Bitch with a clothesline. After the match, the Queen Bees, who weren't even scheduled to be on the card, ran down to ringside and helped Abercrombie Bitch give Ambrosia a severe beat-down, culminating with a triple-team stuff 69 DRIVER onto a pile of steel chairs outside the ring. Ambrosia will be out of action for 6 cards. HWA commissioner Thomas Nixon suspended Abercrombie Bitch for 1 card, Beatrice for 2 cards, and Beulah for 5 cards.

'Nuff's Enough successfully defended the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when they defeated former champions Everything Nice when Justine pinned Spyce by knocking Spyce's noggin with Sugah's after Sugah saved Spyce from being pinned with a running clothesline.

And in the main event, the Annihilators defeated Road-Rayge to hold onto the HWA Tag Team titles when Pthalos pinned Rayge with the PTHALO-CUTTER.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 15, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

The Sisters of Pain (Jenna Love & Debbie Hate) defeated the Jackson Jills (Peppermint Patty & Julie) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Patty and Jenna.

Dewie Cheatham pinned Dingo after rolling through a cross body block by Dingo.

Victor E. defeated Devil's Reject by disqualification when Devil's Reject repeatedly rammed Victor's head into the guard rails.

Esther-Jenn defeated Walk of Fame (Barbie Blaze & Holly Wood) when Esther pinned Holly with the PMS.

The Killer Whales defeated Surf's Up by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Willy and Ray-Ban.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Ambrosia with the BOOTY BOMB.

Everything Nice defeated the team of Halle Burton and Lucy Kanning when Spyce pinned Halle with an enzuigiri.

Armageddon successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned King Kobra with the APOCOLYPSE.

Harvard Yale pinned Warren Peace with the IVY LEAGUE.

And in the main event, Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Terry was disqualified after Tracey attacked Roadkill in order to save Terry from being pinned with the DEVASTATION.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 21, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

HWA commissioner Thomas Nixon started the show by coming down to ringside and announcing that the HWA championship committee has instituted a new title in the HWA, the Tri-Planetary title, which will be defended not only at the HWA Arena on Mars, but on Earth and Venus, who have opened up new venues for the HWA to appear.

666 advanced in the first round of the HWA Tri-Planetary title tournament when he pinned Dustin DeWind with the MARK OF THE BEAST.

Herman Glopp advanced in the HWA-TP tournament when he pinned Dingo by rolling through a deathjump cross body block attempt by Dingo.

Victor E. advanced in the HWA-TP tournament when he made Bayne submit to a Boston Crab.

Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Slap Stick with the ALLAH AKBAR to advance in the HWA-TP tournament.

Billy B. advanced in the HWA-TP tournament when he pinned Scott Creed with a spinning heel kick.

Hurricane defeated Epsilon Beta by disqualification to advance in the HWA-TP tournament when Epsilon Beta repeatedly whipped Hurricane into the guardrails.

Flexicon advanced in the HWA-TP tournament when he defeated Devil's Reject by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

And finally, Ace Endehole pinned Big Poppa Roach with the HEADS UP to advance in the HWA-TP tournament.

Round Two of the tournament is scheduled to take place on tomorrow's card.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter successfully defended the HWA Ladies title when she pinned Bootylicious Bertha with the DEVIL'S SEED.

And in the main event, the Killer Whales did not walk out of the HWA Arena with the HWA Tag straps, but they did defeat the current champions, the Annihliators, by disqualification after Krogon knocked the referee into the corner and knocked him out for a few minutes.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 22, 2124
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

Halle Burton stole a win over Colly Flower when she pinned Colly by ILLEGAL BRIEFS.

Esther-Jenn defeated the Sisters of Pain by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Esther and Jenna Love.

The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the Progressives when Tika made A-Flack submit to a bear hug.

In the second round of the HWA Tri-Planetary title tournament, 666 advanced when he pinned Herman Glopp with the MARK OF THE BEAST.

In the second round of the HWA Tri-Planetary title tournament, Victor E. advanced when he pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan with the VICTOR E. PRESS.

In the second round of the HWA Tri-Planetary title tournament, Hurricane advanced when he defeated Billy B. by count out.

And in the last match in the second round of the HWA Tri-Planetary title tournament, Flexicon advanced when he made Ace Endehole submit to MR. OLYMPIA. The semi-final round will take place next Saturday with Flexicon facing his arch-rival Hurricane, while Victor E. will face 666. Who will advance to next Sunday's Titan Death Match finals?

Alison Chainz pinned Abercrombie [censored] with the ROOSTER.

Walk of Fame defeated the HWA Ladies Tag Team champions 'Nuff's Enough by disqualification when Justine Nuff repeatedly rammed Barbie Blaze's head into the guard rails, but the Nuff sister still left the HWA Arena with the HWA Ladies tag gold in their possession.

And in the main event, Armageddon successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned King Kobra with the APOCOLYPSE.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 28, 2124
Venutian Sports Complex; Venus

Lucy Kannin pinned Holly Pena with LIGHT THE FUSE.

The Sisters of Pain defeated the Jackson Jills when Debbie Hate pinned Julie with the BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.

Alison Chainz defeated Halle Burton by disqualification when the referee caught Halle giving Alison ILLEGAL BRIEFS.

Dingo defeated Ugly Coyote by count out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor.

In the first match of the semi-finals of the HWA Tri-Planetary Title tournament, Victor E. pinned 666 with the VICTOR E. PRESS to advance to the finals.

The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the Destructive Forces when S'Nunu pinned Tornado with a head butt to the chest. After the match, Flexicon once again involved himself in the Destructive Forces/Samoan Vice Squad feud when he came down to ringside and helped S'Nunu perform repeated double deathjumps on Tornado (who had just come off the disabled list) until Hurricane entered the ring. Seeing the sides evened up, Flexicon and the Samoans left the ring. Tornado was once again put on the D.L., this time for 6 shows.

In the second match of the semi-finals of the HWA Tri-Planetary Title tournament, Flexicon forced Hurricane to submit to MR. OLYMPIA. After the match, S'Nunu returned the favor and helped Flexicon perform double deathjumps on Hurricane until Volcano came in to make the save. Hurricane was put on the D.L. for 3 shows. The finals will be held on tomorrow's card when it eminates from the Merchant's Flea Market in Dayton, Ohio on Earth, and will be contested under Titan Death Match rules.

The TNT Boyz defeated the Killer Whales when Terry pinned Orca after he and Tracey delivered double top turnbuckle fist drops on Orca while the referee was escorting Willy back to his corner after saving Orca from being pinned by the IMPLOSION.

The Annihalators defeated Surf's Up when Krogon pinned Body Glove with a 450 splash.

And in the main event, Warren Peace pinned King Kobra with the PEACE TREATY.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION HOLOVISION TAPING
November 29, 2124
Merchant's Flea Market; Dayton, Ohio; Earth

Harvard Yale made Ace Endehole submit to a dragon sleeper.

Dewie Cheatham pinned Michael the Ark Angel by way of Lose If You Must.

Surf's Up defeated the Samoan Vice Squad when Ray-Ban pinned Tika with the COWABUNGA.

Flexicon made Victor E. submit to MR. USA in the Titan Death Match finals of the HWA Tri-Planetary Title Tournament to become the first HWA Tri-Planetary champion.

Abercrombie Bitch pinned Colly Flower with a side slam.

Bootylicious Bertha defeated Demiah the Devil's Daughter by disqualification when Demiah repeatedly rammed Bertha's head into the guard rails, but Demiah walked out of the Merchant's Flea Market with the HWA Ladies title still around her waist.

'Nuff's Enough successfully defended the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when they defeated Walk of Fame by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Barbie Blaze and Justine Nuff.

Esther-Jenn defeated the team of Val Kira and Halle Burton when Esther pinned Halle Burton with the MENOPAUSE.

The Killer Whales defeated the Anihalators by disqualification when Pthalos and Krogon double-teamed Orca with deadly force after Pthalos saved Krogon from being pinned with the BEACHED WHALES.

And in the main event, King Kobra finally managed to put the HWA Heavyweight strap around his waist when he made Armageddon tap out to the KOBRA KROSS KLUTCH.

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HWA CHAMPIONS AND CONTENDERS

HWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: King Kobra
HWA TRI-PLANETARY CHAMPION: Flexicon

1. Warren Peace
2. Armageddon
3. Victor E.
4. Gangurru
5. Hurricane
6. Harvard Yale
7. Michael the Ark Angel
8. Ace Endehole
9. Dewie Cheatham
10. Sheik Khalid Sirhan

HWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Annihilators (Pthalos & Krogon)

1. Road-Rayge (Roadkill & Rayge)
2. TNT Boyz (Tracey & Terry)
3. Killer Whales (Orca & Willy)
4. Samoan Vice Squad (S'Nunu & Tika)
5. Destructive Forces (Volcano & Tornado)
6. Surf's Up (Body Glove & Ray-Ban)
7. Progressives (A-Flack & Guy-Koh)

HWA LADIES CHAMPION: Demiah the Devil's Daughter

1. Ambrosia
2. Pearl E. Gates
3. Bootylicious Bertha
4. Abercrombie Bitch
5. Aphrodi-Tina
6. Alison Chainz
7. Halle Burton
8. Lucy Kannin
9. Val Kira
10. Colly Flower

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: 'Nuff's Enough (Justine & Tuffy Nuff)

1. Everything Nice (Sugah & Spyce)
2. Esther-Jenn (Esther & Jenn)
3. Walk of Fame (Barbie Blaze & Holly Wood)
4. Queen Bees (Beatrice & Beulah)
5. Sisters of Pain (Jenna Love & Debbie Hate)
6. Jackson Jills (Peppermint Patty & Julie)
7. RECENTLY SIGNED TO THE HWA: C&C Connection (Chandra & Carissa)

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Sorry I didn't post an update on Saturday, but I worked third shift on the previous Friday Night and when I got home I slept until almost 5:00 PM. Anyway, here are the results for this weekend's shows:

HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

December 5, 2124

The Sisters of Pain defeated the debutting C&C Connection when Jenna Love made Chandra submit to the LOVE LOCK.

Alison Chainz pinned Val Kira with Them Bones.

Ace Endehole defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification after Khalid clobbered the referee while he was making a running charge at Ace in the corner, knocking him out for 10 offensive moves.

Dewie Cheatham cheated his way to victory over Michael the Ark Angel when he proved to the fans that you "win if you can, lose if you must, but you ALWAYS CHEAT", especially when Howe held Michael's legs down from outside the ring while Dewie pinned Michael in the ring.

Gangurru pinned Harvard Yale with the WALKABOUT.

Lucy Kannin pinned Aphrodi-Tina by LIGHT THE FUSE.

Pearl E. Gates defeated Halle Burton by disqualification when the referee caught Halle giving the "HWA Godess" ILLEGAL BRIEFS.

Everything Nice defeated Walk of Fame with Sugah pinned Holly Wood with the EYE CANDY.

The HWA Tag Team title match between the champions the Annihilators and the Killer Whales ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between both teams after Krogan saved Pthalos from being pinned by the BEACHED WHALES.

Warren Peace defeated Victor E. by count out due to a springboard moonsault onto the floor.

Armageddon pinned King Kobra by jackhammer suplex to re-capture the HWA Heavyweight title.

And in the main event, Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Rayge pinned Terry by DEVASTATION.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION

Venutian Civic Center; Venus
December 6, 2124

Bayne defeated Dingo and Slap Stick in a Tirion Triple Threat Match when he made Slap Stick submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

Big Poppa Roach pinned Epsilon Beta with the ROACH MOTEL.

666 pinned Devil's Reject with the MARK OF THE BEAST.

Ugly Coyote pinned Herman Glopp with the MESA MOON HOWL.

The Progressives defeated Surf's Up by disqualification when Ray-Ran repeatedly rammed Guy-Koh's head into the security rail.

Abercrombie Bitch and the Queen Bees defeated Ambrosia and Esther-Jenn when Beulah pinned Jenn with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Flexicon successfully defended the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he pinned Billy B with MR. UNIVERSE.

Bootylicious Bertha became the new HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with the BOOTY BOMB.

'Nuff's Enough defeated the team of Colly Flower and Holly Pena when Justine Nuff pinned Colly Flower with the 'NUFF SAID.

And in the main event, the Samoan Vice Squad defeated the team of Scott Creed and Dustin DeWind when S'Nunu pinned Scott with the SAMOAN SMASHER.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

December 12, 2124

Dewie Cheatham pinned Ace Endehole when he ALWAYS CHEATed, especislly when Howe grabbed Ace's legs from outside the ring and held them down while the referee made the 3 count.

Michael the Ark Angel pinned Victor E. with the COVENANT.

Esther-Jenn defeated Walk of Fame to become the #1 contenders to the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Esther pinned Holly Wood with the PMS.

Val Kira defeated Aphrodi-Tina by count-out. After the match, Halle Burton came down to ringside and helped Val deliver repeated top turnbuckle knee drops onto the "HWA Godess'" chest until several HWA referees and officials entered the ring to break up the carnage. Aphrodi-Tina will be out of action for 4 shows.

Lucy Kannin pinned Pearl E. Gates with a swinging neckbreaker.

Ambrosia pinned Abercrombie Bitch with a clothesline.

Esther-Jenn defeated 'Nuff's Enough by disqualification when Tuffy Nuff tossed a chair at Esther outside the ring as she dove off the apron with a double axhandle attempt, but failed to walk out of the HWA Arena with the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter re-capture the HWA Ladies title when she pinned Bootylicious Bertha with the DEVIL'S SEED.

The Annihalators defeated the Progressives when Guy-Koh was counted out following a springboard moonsault to the floor by Krogon.

Everything Nice defeated the Sisters of Pain by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Sugah and Debbie Hate.

Warren Peace pinned King Kobra with the ART OF WAR.

Armageddon successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned Gangurru with the APOCOLYPSE.

And in the main event, Road-Rayge defeated Surf's Up when Roadkill pinned Body Glove with the ANNIHILATOR.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
Sorg Opera House; Middletown, Ohio; Earth

December 13, 2124

Bayne made Dustin DeWind submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

Colly Flower pinned Holly Pena with the DOG'S DAY.

The C&C Connection defeated the Jackson Jills when Chandra pinned Peppermint Patty with the CRESCENT KICK.

Dingo pinned Slap Stick with an Andromeda Drop.

Devil's Reject pinned Epsilon Beta with the THUNDERKISS.

Scott Creed defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Khalid hitting Scott in the head with a sharp object.

Herman Glopp pinned Big Poppa Roach with a cobra clutch slam.

Alison Chainz pinned Halle Burton with the ROOSTER.

Billy B. defeated Harvard Yale by disqualification when Harvard threw a chair at Billy outside the ring as he dove off the top turnbuckle with a double axhandle attempt.

Flexicon (sporting his new HWA T-Shirt which reads "It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Blessed With This Physique!") successfully defended the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he pinned 666 with MR. UNIVERSE.

And in the main event, the TNT Boyz defeated the Killer Whales when Tracey pinned Orca with the IMPLOSION after Willy accidentally clotheslined Orca in an attempt to save Orca from being pinned by a previous IMPLOSION.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
Merchant’s Flea Market (“The Flea”); Dayton, Ohio; Earth

December 19, 2124

Hurricane defeated Harvard Yale by disqualification when Harvard tossed a chair at Hurricane as he dove off the ring apron for a double ax handle attempt on Harvard. After the match, Hurricane grabbed the mike from the ring announcer.

HURRICANE

Flexicon, you may think that you’re smart running to the “B-Show” so you don’t have to face me after what you and your running buddies, the Samoan Vice Squad did to both me and Tornado several weeks ago, but let me tell you pal, you ain’t getting rid of me that easily. Every time you step in the ring, you’d better be looking over your muscularly-developed shoulders because I’m coming for you. You’ve just put yourself smack-dab into the “eye” of this Hurricane, and before it’s all over, you’re going to wish you’ve never put your hands on me or my brothers. (Hurricane hands the mike back to the ring announcer and leaves the ring.)

Ugly Coyote pinned Ace Endehole with the MESA MOON HOWL. (After the match, HWA announcer Austin Williams enters the ring.)

AUSTIN WILLIAMS

Another impressive victory for you, Ugly Coyote. But right now, the fans are wondering what’s with your change of attitude as of late. It seems that several months ago, you were in a blood feud with King Kobra, and now you’re siding with him and Big Poppa Roach. What gives?

UGLY COYOTE

What gives? What gives? Are you as stupid as you are uglier than me? Look who they brought into the HWA a couple of months ago and are giving the big push to, the Outback Andromedans. Let me tell you something, folks. The Outback section of Andromeda is nothing more than a cesspool filled with creatures more disgusting than Big Poppa Roach. All of a sudden, they’re getting the top spots in the HWA, and their idiot leader, Gangurru, has already gotten himself a title shot. And where does that leave me? I’ll tell you where it leaves me. It leaves me scrounging for scraps, just hoping to get a title shot sometime in the next decade. That’s why King Kobra, Big Poppa Roach and myself have declared war against the Outback Andromedans. We’re going to destroy all of you and send you back to that cesspool you oozed out of in bigger disgraces than you already are! Now, Williams, this interview is over!

Victor E. defeated Billy B. by disqualification when Billy tossed a chair at Victor as he came off the top turnbuckle with a double ax handle attempt on Billy.

Dewie Cheatham pinned Michael the Ark Angel by Win If You Can.

‘Nuff’s Enough defeated Esther-Jenn by disqualification to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles following a brawl outside the ring between Esther & Justine.

Lucy Kannin pinned Pearl E. Gates by LIGHT THE FUSE.

King Kobra made Gangurru tap out to the KOBRA KROSS KLUTCH.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Abercrombie Bitch with the BOOTY BOMB.

Demiah the Devil’s Daughter pinned Ambrosia with the DEVIL’S SEED.

Everything Nice defeated Walk of Fame by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Spyce and Holly Wood.

The Annihilators successfully defended the HWA Tag Team titles defeating the Killer Whales when Pthalos pinned Willy with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

Warren Peace defeated Armageddon by disqualification when Armageddon repeatedly rammed Warren’s head into the steel rails.

And in the main event, the TNT Boyz defeated Road-Rayge when Terry pinned Roadkill with the IMPLOSION.