Heavenly Wrestling Association update

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

December 20, 2124

Bayne made Dustin DeWind submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

Halle Burton defated Holly Pena by disqualification when Holly repeatedly whipped Halle into the security rails.

Val Kira defeated Colly Flower by count out.

Epsilon Beta defeated Slap Stick by disqualification when Slap Stick repeatedly whipped Epsilon Beta into the security rails.

The Sisters of Pain defeated the C&C Connection when Jenna Love made Carissa submit to the LOVE LOCK. After the match, a wild brawl erupted between both teams, lasting for several seconds until Barbie Blaze and Holly Wood came down to the ring. Then, while Debbie Hate was busy keeping Chandra occupied outside the ring, Jenna and the Walk of Fame brought chairs into the ring and proceeded to savagely beat Carissa about the head and shoulders with the chairs. The beating lasted for several minutes until several referees, HWA officials and various HWA wrestlers in the building came down to the ring to break up the melee. Carissa was carried away on a stretcher and will be out of action for 8 shows. HWA Commissioner Thomas Nixon suspended Jenna for 8 shows and both Barbie and Holly for 3 shows.

Dingo pinned Scott Creed with the BOOMERANG BANG.

The Queen Bees defeated the Jackson Jills when Beatrice (or was it Beulah? Nobody knows for certain because both of them had put on their matching masks outside the ring) made Peppermint Patty submit to a torture rack.

Herman Glopp defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Khalid hitting Herman in the head with a sharp object. After the match, Harvard Yale came down to the ring and helped Khalid perform repeated deathjump attacks on Herman, injuring him for 5 shows.

Big Poppa Roach pinned Devil's Reject with the ROACH MOTEL.

The Samonan Vice Squad defeated the Progressives when S'Nunu pinned Guy-Koh with the SAMOAN SMASHER.

Surf's Up and the Killer Whales battled to a double disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring between Body Glove and Orca.

Alison Chainz became the two-time HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter by the ROOSTER.

And in the main event, 666 defeated HWA Tri-Planetary champion Flexicon when Flexicon got himself intentionally disqualified to keep the Tri-Planetary title when Flexicon repeatedly whipped 666 into the security rails.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
The Plutonium; Pluto

December 26, 2124

The Jackson Jills defeated the Queen Bees when Julie pinned Beatrice with a deathjump cross body block.

Michael the Ark Angel defeated Ugly Coyote by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

Hurricane forced Victor E. to submit to a Boston Crab.

Flexicon successfully defended the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he defeated Ace Endehole by count out. During the match, Hurricane appeared on the entrance ramp and attempted to distract Flexicon by rallying the fans to cheer against him. It had appeared to work, but when Hurricane tried to take advantage of the situation by attacking Flexicon from behind, he was knocked back out of the ring. After the match, Flexicon grabbed the mike from the ring announcer.

FLEXICON

Is that the best you've got, Hurricane? Trying to rally the fans against me and then trying to attack me from behind? Well, pal, you're going to have to do a lot better than that. You can't hang with "this" (With one hand he makes a sweeping gesture over his body) and that makes you jealous. (HWA Commissioner Thomas Nixon comes down to the ring with his own mike.)

COM. NIXON

My friend, Hurricane may not have done "better", as you say, but I can. Next Saturday starts a new year for the HWA, and this little feud you've got with Hurricane, as well as the feud between the Destructive Forces and your new running buddies, the Samoan Vice Squad, is starting to get a little out of control. So here's what's going to happen. Next Saturday, the HWA will be at Butler High School Student Activity Center in Vandalia, Ohio on Earth, and on that card, you will defend the HWA Tri-Planetary title against Hurricane...in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match.

FLEXICON

No, no, no, no, no, no! That's not going to happen. Not for the title. Hurricane by some incredible stroke of luck is too high in the current rankings. I know I've checked. The championship committee's not going to allow it to be a title match.

COM. NIXON

Yes, it's true that he's pretty far up there in the rankings, but the championship committee has never set a specific cap on where a wrestler has to be ranked to qualify for contention for the Tri-Planetary championship. That's why as of 0836 Martian time, the championship committee has determined that the rankings cap for contention for the HWA Tri-Planetary title will be the #2 contender for the HWA Heavyweight title. Furthermore, it's also been futher determined that the HWA Commissioner, that would be me, has the power to grant a title match to a lower ranked wrestler at his discretion. So therefore, you will defend the Tri-Planetary Title next Saturday against Hurricane at the Butler High School Student Activity Center in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match, or you can surrender the title right now, and I can declare the title vacant until a match between the top two contenders can determine a new champion, in which case you'd still have to face Hurricane next Saturday in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match, but as an ex-champion. You make the decision right now.

FLEXICON

FINE! That idiot can have a title match. It doesn't matter, because whether or not the title's on the line, I'm still going to wipe the arena with him.

COM. NIXON

That's not all, because next Sunday, Hurricane will team with the Destructive Forces when they face you and the Samoan Vice Squad...in an Aethran Escape Match.

FLEXICON

That's fine with me, as long as there's a stipulation in the contract that should, for some unforseen calamity, Hurricane should win the Tri-Planetary title, that if I and the Samoan Vice Squad win the match, I'm once again the Tri-Planetary champion.

COM. NIXON

I'll take it under advisement with the championship committee.

FLEXICON

Hey, that's a deal-breaker. If there's no Tri-Planetary title re-match provision in the contract, there's no Aethran Escape Match.

COM. NIXON

I'll take it up with the championship committee, that's all I can tell you. I'll let you know something by the end of the show, but for right now it you'd be so kind as to get out of my ring, I'd like to get this show on the road again. (Flexicon leaves the ring, followed by Com. Nixon.)

Alison Chainz successfully defended the HWA Ladies title against former champion Demiah the Devil's Daughter by disqualification when Demiah repeatedly rammed Alison's head into the security rail.

Pearl E. Gates pinned Abercrombie Bitch with the GATES OF HEAVEN.

'Nuff's Enough defeated Esther-Jenn by disqualification to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Jenn attacked Justine Nuff with a Pele Kick in an attempt to save Esther from being pinned with a hurricanrana.

King Kobra pinned Gangurru with a Death Valley Driver.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Ambrosia with the BOOTY BOMB.

The Annihilators defeated the Killer Whales to keep the HWA Tag Team titles when Krogon pinned Willy with the FRANKEN-KROGON.

Warren Peace pinned Big Poppa Roach with the ART OF WAR.

In the shocker of the evening, Dewie Cheatham became the new HWA Heavyweight champion when he pinned Armageddon with a heart punch.

And in the main event, the Progressives defeated Road-Rayge by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Roadkill and Guy-Koh.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
The Venutian Water Gardens; Venus

December 27, 2124

Bayne made Dustin DeWind submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

Holly Pena won a Ladies Triple Threat Match, defeating Val Kira and Halle Burton when she pinned Halle Burton with the PICANTE.

Scott Creed pinned Slap Stick with MY SACRIFICE.

Dingo pinned Epsilon Beta with the BOOMERANG BANG.

Lucy Kannin defeated Colly Flower by disqualification when Colly repeated whipped Lucy into the security rail.

Devil's Reject defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid threw a chair at Devil's Reject as he dove off the ring apron outside the ring for a double ax handle attempt.

Billy B. defeated Harvard Yale by count out.

The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the Destructive Forces in a Cosmic Cage Match when Tika pinned Volcano with the SAMOAN SMASHER.

And in the main event, Surf's Up defeated the TNT Boyz when Ray-Ban pinned Terry with the COWABUNGA.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION RANKINGS

HWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Dewie Cheatham
HWA TRI-PLANETARY CHAMPION: Flexicon

1. Armageddon
2. King Kobra
3. Warren Peace
4. Michael the Ark Angel
5. Gangurru
6. Victor E.
7. Hurricane
8. Ugly Coyote
9. Billy B.
10. Big Poppa Roach

HWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Annihilators (Pthalos & Krogon)

1. Road-Rayge (Roadkill & Rayge)
2. TNT Boyz (Tracey & Terry)
3. Samoan Vice Squad (S'Nunu & Tika)
4. Killer Whales (Orca & Willy)
5. Progressives (A-Flack & Guy-Koh)
6. Surf's Up (Body Glove & Ray-Ban)
7. Destructive Forces (Volcano & Tornado)

HWA LADIES CHAMPION: Alison Chainz

1. Bootylicious Bertha
2. Pearl E. Gates
3. Ambrosia
4. Demiah the Devil's Daughter
5. Abercrombie Bitch
6. Aphrodi-Tina
7. Lucy Kannin
8. Val Kira
9. Holly Pena
10. Halle Burton

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: 'Nuff's Enough (Justine & Tuffy Nuff)

1. Everything Nice (Sugah & Spyce)
2. Esther-Jenn (Esther & Jenn)
3. Queen Bees (Beatrice & Beulah)
4. Walk of Fame (Barbie Blaze & Holly Wood)
5. Jackson Jills (Peppermint Patty & Julie)
6. C&C Connection (Chandra & Carissa)
7. Sisters of Pain (Jenna Love & Debbie Hate)

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
The Venutian Water Gardens; Venus

January 2, 2125

Big Poppa Roach pinned Billy B. with the ROACH MOTEL.

Ugly Coyote pinned Gangurru with the MESA MOON HOWL.

Michael the Ark Angel pinned Victor E. with the COVENANT.

The Jackson Jills defeated Esther-Jenn when Julie pinned Jenn with the WIDOW'S PEAK.

Flexicon defeated Hurricane in a Milky Way Falls County Anywhere Match to successfully defend the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he pinned Hurricane in the corridor leading to the exercise room with MR. UNIVERSE. When he returned to the ring to retrieve his belt, HWA commissioner Thomas Nixon was waiting for him in the ring.

COM. NIXON

Congratulations on your victory, Flexicon. Now as you know, you had made a challenge to Hurricane on the contingency that he won the Tri-Planetary title tonight that he defend the title tomorrow during the Aethran Escape Match, and I told you that I would take it up with the championship committee and let you know their decision by the end of the show. Unfortunately, they didn't have an answer to your challenge until several days later; however, they asked me to wait until the conclusion of the Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere match to announce their decision.

FLEXICON

It doesn't matter now, that idiot didn't win the title, so there's no need for the title to be defended tomorrow,

COM. NIXON

You're right, there's no need for the title to be defended during the Aethran Escape Match tomorrow, but it will.

FLEXICON

WHAT?!!

COM. NIXON

Tomorrow, during the Aethran Escape Match, you will put the HWA Tri-Planetary title on the line against Hurricane, and here's how it's going to work. Regardless of which team wins the match tomorrow, if either you or Hurricane escape the cage before the other man can escape, that person is the HWA Tri-Planetary champion. So I would suggest you get plenty of rest tonight, because you've got a big title defense tomorrow.

Ambrosia defeated Abercrombie Bitch by count out

The Queen Bees defeated Everything Nice when either Beatrice or Beulah (nobody's sure which it was because they both had their masks on) pinned Sugah with the DRONE'S DEMISE.

Warren Peace pinned King Kobra with the ART OF WAR.

Demiah the Devil's Daughter defeated Bootylicious Bertha by disqualification when Bertha tossed a chair at Demiah outside the ring as she dove off the ring apron for a double ax handle attempt.

The Annihilators are still the HWA Tag Team champions when they defeated the TNT Boyz by disqualification due to Terry repeatedly ramming Krogon's head into the security rail.

Armageddon re-captured the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned Dewie Cheatham with the APOCOLYPSE.

And in the main event, Road-Rayge defeated Surf's Up when Rayge pinned Ray-Ban with a double team stuff piledriver as the referee was putting Body Glove back in his corner after saving Ray-Ban from being pinned by DEVASTATION.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

January 3, 2125

Slap Stick pinned Dustin DeWind with a deathjump cross body block.

Bayne made Epsilon Beta submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

Holly Pena defeated Halle Burton by disqualification due to Halle repeatedly ramming Holly’s head into the security rail.

The Jackson Jills defeated Walk of Fame when Peppermint Patty pinned Holy Wood with a whirly-bird head scissors.

Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Scott Creed with the ALLAH AHKBAR.

Dingo pinned Harvard Yale by rolling through a cross body block attempt.

Devil’s Reject pinned Ace Endehole with the THUNDERKISS.

Aphrodi-Tina pinned Val Kira with a Death Valley Driver

Colly Flower pinned Pearl E. Gates with the DOG’S DAY.

Lucy Kannin defeated HWA Ladies champion Alison Chainz by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

Road-Rayge defeated the Progressives when Rayge pinned Guy-Koh with a rolling senton suicida.

‘Nuff’s Enough defeated Esther-Jenn to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Esther was counted out.

And in the main event, Hurricane and the Destructive Forces defeated Flexicon and the Samoan Vice Squad in an Aethran Escape Match when Hurricane was the last man to escape the cage after giving Tika a CYCLONE SLAM. During the match, Flexicon escaped the cage before Hurricane when he used MR. USA on Tornado, enabling him to successfully hold onto the HWA Tri-Planetary title, as per the stipulations laid out yesterday by Commissioner Thomas Nixon.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

January 9, 2125

The Jackson Jills won the opening contest over the Queen Bees by disqualification when Beatrice was caught by the referee trying to illegally switch places with Beulah.

Big Poppa Roach defeated Billy B. in the second match by count out stemming from a springboard moonsault onto the floor.

Victor E. pinned Gangurru with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Michael the Ark Angel pinned Ugly Coyote with the COVENANT.

The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the Progressives when S’Nunu pinned Guy-Koh with the SAMOAN SMASHER.

Flexicon is still the HWA Tri-Planetary champion by once again defeating Hurricane, this time in a Lepus Stun Rod Match, when he pinned Hurricane with MR. UNIVERSE.

Abercrombie Bitch pinned Pearl E. Gates with the 69 DRIVER.

King Kobra defeated Dingo by disqualification when Dingo repeatedly whipped King Kobra into the security rail.

‘Nuff’s Enough managed to hang onto the HWA Ladies Tag straps when they defeated Esther-Jenn after Justine Nuff pinned Esther with the ‘NUFF SAID.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Demiah the Devil’s Daughter with the BOOTY BOMB.

The Destructive Forces defeated Road-Rayge when Tornado pinned Roadkill with a “Category 3” VORTEX-PLEX.

And in the main event, Warren Peace captured the HWA Heavyweight title from Armageddon when he pinned Armageddon with the PEACE TREATY.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
The Market at Mt. Olympica; Olympica

January 10, 2125

Halle Burton defeated Colly Flower by disqualification when Colly repeatedly whipped Halle into the guard rails.

Bayne made Slap Stick submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER. This victory impressed the HWA championship committee so much that they’ve decided to award Bayne with a shot at the HWA Tri-Planetary title next Sunday when the HWA comes to the IoSphere on the Saturn moon of Io.

Epsilon Beta defeated Dustin DeWind by count out.

Holly Pena pinned Val Kira with a deathjump cross body block.

Ace Endehole pinned Dewie Cheatham with the HEADS UP.

Scott Creed pinned Harvard Yale with a power slam.

Herman Glopp defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Khalid throwing powder into Herman’s eyes.

Devil’s Reject pinned 666 with the THUNDERKISS.

Surf’s Up defeated the Killer Whales when Ray-Ban pinned Orca with the COWABUNGA.

Ambrosia defeated Alison Chainz by count out, but Alison walked out of the Market with the HWA Ladies title still around her waist.

Everything Nice defeated Walk of Fame when Sugah pinned Holly Wood with the EYE CANDY.

And in the main event, the Annihilators defeated the TNT Boyz when Pthalos pinned Terry with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to hold onto the HWA Tag Team straps.

[du5tin]

Did you create these wrestlers?

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Diemos, Mars

January 16, 2125

Ace Endehole pinned Harvard Yale with the HEADS UP.

Devil’s Reject pinned Ugly Coyote with the THUNDERKISS.

Gangurru defeated Big Poppa Roach by count out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor.

The Queen Bees defeated Esther-Jenn when Beulah ( Nobody’s sure, because during the match, Beatrice and Beulah managed to successfully make their infamous illegal “mask” switch) pinned Jenn with the DRONE’S DEMISE.

Victor E. pinned Michael the Ark Angel with the VICTOR E. PRESS.

Aphrodi-Tina defeated Lucy Kannin by count out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor.

The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the TNT Boyz when Tika pinned Tracey with the SAMOAN SMASHER. Tracey was never able to tag Terry in during the match.

Pearl E. Gates pinned Demiah the Devil’s Daughter with the GATES OF HEAVEN.

Hurricane pinned King Kobra with the CYCLONE SLAM.

Bootylicious Bertha pinned Abercrombie Bitch with the BOOTY BOMB.

‘Nuff’s Enough once again held onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Tuffy Nuff pinned Sugah after Justine Nuff dropped an elbow on her while the referee was escorting Spyce back to her corner when Justine entered the ring to save Tuffy from being pinned with the EYE CANDY.

Road-Rayge captured the HWA Tag Team titles from the Annihilators when Rayge pinned Pthalos by FURIOUS ANGER.

And in the main event, Armageddon, feeling he had something to prove, re-captured the HWA Heavyweight title by putting Warren Peace through a table with the APOCOLYPSE and getting the 3-count.

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(The library where I have internet access will be closed on Monday January 18 for observance of Martin Luther King Day, so I’m going to go ahead and post tomorrow’s results today, as well.)

HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
IoSphere; Io, Saturn

January 17, 2125

* Dustin DeWind defeated Dewie Cheatham by disqualification when Dewie ALWAYS CHEATed when the referee caught him delivering a CHAIR SHOT.

* The Sisters of Pain, in their return since their suspension a few weeks ago, defeated their rivals, the C&C Connection, when Debbie Hate pinned Chandra with the BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.

* Colly Flower pinned Halle Burton with the DOG’S DAY.

* Walk of Fame defeated the Jackson Jills when Barbie Blaze pinned Julie with the HOLLYWOOD DROP. After the match, the fight between both teams continued until Colly Flower charged into the ring to help Julie give Barbie a double clothesline. Afterward, Julie gave Barbie 4 WIDOW’S PEAKs until several referees managed to break up the fight and restore order. Barbie will be out of action for 2 shows.

* After successfully surviving 4 RUNNING GAGs during the match, Dingo battled back and managed to pin Slap Stick with the BOOMERANG BANG.

* Epsilon Beta pinned Scott Creed with the BETA MAX.

* In what could be considered a Match of the Year candidate, despite both men kicking out of each other’s finishing moves several times, 666 pinned Herman Glopp with the MARK OF THE BEAST.

After the match, Austin Williams entered the ring.

AUSTIN WILLIAMS

Please welcome my guest at this time, tonight’s challenger for the HWA Tri-Planetary title, Bayne. (The crowd cheers as Bayne enters the ring.) Bayne, tonight, you have an opportunity to capture your first HWA title, that being the HWA Tri-Planetary title. What are your thoughts?

BAYNE

First of all, I’d like to thank the fans who have stuck through thick and thin with me despite my actions several months ago which put me, let’s face it, Austin, on the “B” roster.

AUSTIN WILLIAMS

And by your actions, you’re referring to that little after-match incident on October the 18th of last year when you, the Devil’s Reject and HWA alumni the Redneck Renegade put your former rival Jack Hammer out of action for several shows.

BAYNE

That’s the one. Now, I’ll make no apologies for my actions that day because tempers were flared up that day and it was a classic case of “either him or me”. And let me also state that I bear no ill will towards Devil’s Reject for sticking his nose in my business, because he was just trying to make a name for himself, as was Redneck Renegade, but that day, I really didn’t need their help. But that’s all in the past. What’s more important is right here and right now; and right here and right now, I’ve got the opportunity to take that HWA Tri-Planetary title off the chiseled waist of Flexicon. Now granted, I’m not the number one contender by a long shot, but apparently, I’ve impressed a lot of people on the HWA championship committee over the last 6 weeks because everybody that’s been put before me have gone down to the BAYNE-BREAKER. Flexicon, tonight, you’ll be no different. Tonight, I will be the “Bayne” of your existence. (Bayne leaves the ring to the cheers of the fans.)

AUSTIN WILLIAMS

There you have it fans, Bayne practically guarantees that tonight he will be the HWA Tri-Planetary champion.

* The Progressives defeated Surf’s Up when Ray-Ban was counted out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor by Guy-Koh.

* The Destructive Forces defeated the Killer Whales when Tornado pinned Willy with a “Category 3” VORTEX-PLEX.

* Flexicon is still the HWA Tri-Planetary champion when he made Bayne submit to MR. USA. After the match, Flexicon grabs the mike and stands over his fallen opponent.

FLEXICON

Next time, Bayne, don’t go writing credchecks that your body doesn’t have the funds to cash. You may have had an impressive win streak, but you don’t have what it takes to be the HWA Tri-Planetary champion. In fact, there’s no one in the HWA that has what it takes. I’m fixing to retire this belt as the only HWA Tri-Planetary champion, and there’s nothing that Commissioner Nixon or the HWA championship committee can do about it.

* And in the main event, Ambrosia once again became the HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Alison Chainz with a swinging neckbreaker.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
Titan Gravity Ball Gymnasium; Titan, Saturn

January 23, 2125

* The Queen Bees defeated Esther-Jenn when Beatrice pinned Esther with the DRONE’S DEMISE.

* Ugly Coyote pinned Ace Endehole with the MESA MOON HOWL.

* Devil’s Reject pinned Big Poppa Roach with the THUNDERKISS.

* Victor E. pinned Gangurru with the VICTOR E. PRESS.

* The TNT Boyz got a surprise win over the Samoan Vice Squad when Terry pinned S’Nunu with the IMPLOSION.

* Demiah the Devil’s Daughter pinned Pearl E. Gates with the DEVIL’S SEED.

* Michael the Ark Angel pinned King Kobra with the COVENANT. After the match, lightning shot through the sky and the entire ringside area erupted in fire. Through the smoke, two demonic figures could be seen attacking Michael, choking and beating him until the smaller of the two demons placed Michael on his shoulders while the larger one climbed to the top turnbuckle and executed a massive choke slam. Suddenly, a heavenly glow appeared in the sky near the entrance ramp, and an angelic figure flew all the way into the ring and chased off the demonic figures. Once the demons vanished, so did the lightning and fire. Apparently, there was no damage to either the ring or any equipment in the ringside area, leading many to believe that the flames were merely an illusion. The angelic figure stood in the ring and embraced Michael, who spread his wings and flew with the angelic figure back into the heavens through the glow.

* ‘Nuff’s Enough defeated Everything Nice to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Spyce was counted out after Justine Nuff nailed a springboard moonsault to the floor on Spyce. Unfortunately for both teams, the audience was still too much in shock from the attack on Michael from the previous match and the subsequent save by the angelic figure to really care about the match.

* Bootylicious Bertha pinned Abercrombie Bitch with the BOOTY BOMB.

* Ambrosia successfully defended the HWA Ladies title when Alison Chainz was counted out die to a springboard moonsault to the floor.

* The Annihilators re-captured the HWA Tag Team titles from Road-Rayge when Krogon pinned Rayge with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

* And in the main event, Armageddon is still the HWA Heavyweight champion after pinning Hurricane with the APOCOLYPSE.