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Post by Bri on Sept 30, 2017 14:21:12 GMT -5
Fun stuff as always from the opening match (great line by Clint) to Banner's big upset and all the fun in between and after. Thanks TTX! Very glad it's a fun read. I see Clint as a salty, cranky, impatient remorseless old man and I get a big kick out of him. Posting the next card now - a thousand thank you's Troy for always being at the shows! Bri. |
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Post by Bri on Sept 30, 2017 14:33:46 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 4 - Card 6 Match Results:
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1. Killer Kowalski vs John Pesek. :
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A fantastic 15 minute opening match that had everything in it; from Kolawski scoring near falls via his Headlock & Punch & Overhead Body Slam to Pesek scoring a near fall & submission with his Waistlock Slam and DOUBLE WRISTLOCK respectively - to Kowalski forcing Pesek to submit to his CLAW HOLD for the victory.
Even though Kowalski attacked Pesek during the introductions by Lord Alfred Okerlund, both were given standing ovations at the end, the fact that there was no title on the line in this match was a crime.
(Killer Kowalski +40 John Pesek -40).
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2. One Man Gang with The Prince of Darkness - Kevin Sullivan vs Coven Black with his favorite valet - Brooklyn.:
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A wild back and forth 6 minute match that quickly escalated into an all out brawl; after Black hit Gang with a section of broken table and Gang blasted him in the head with a chair, Black regrouped and finished him off with BITE OF THE VAMPIRE, forcing Gang to submit as Black crunched deeper into his neck.
Sullivans plans to interfere were thwarted by Black's gorgeous red haired valet Brooklyn who froze him in his tracks as she gazed into his eyes while licking her full moist lips, some wrestlers get Dazed, Sullivan got Gazed.
(Coven Black +46 One Man Gang -146).
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3. Butcher Vachon & Mad Dog Vachon vs The Greek Gods - Actagon & Proteus:
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A 15 minute tag team match beauty, from two serious teams that many believe to be future contenders; but in the end Mad Dog's PILEDRIVER was too devastating and he pinned Actagon while his brother Butcher kicked Actagons teammate Proteus in the ribs to prevent him from making a save.
As The Greek Gods left the arena with Proteus badly bleeding and The Vachons with Butcher holding his ribs, both teams competed well in their first matches within The LXG.
(The Vachons +40 The Greek Gods -40).
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4. Briliant & Beautiful - Sensational Sherri Martel & Cheerleader Melissa vs The Superpowers - The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff with Bobby The Brain Heenan - Feud Rematch - No Disqualifications No Count Outs:
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An 18 minute back and forth struggle that didn't dissapoint one bit, with effective tag skills on both sides and a superb showing of heart from Sherri Martel as she withstood an onslaught from Nikolai Volfoff however; the key to this match was preventing Melissa from tagging in, as Volkoff finally pinned Martel as The Iron Sheik held Melissa back by her trunk bottoms from interfering.
Now with this feud tied up 1 - 1 we add another tie breaking feud match for next month, with the increasing amount of feudes now starting to reach a third special tie breaker match, The LXG is considering booking all of these on one card.
(I. Sheik & Volkoff -56 Martel & Melissa -66).
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5. The Lords of Flatbush Tournament: Team - Death And Destruction - Kevin Steen, Michael Elgin, Road Warrior Hawk & Road Warrior Animal vs Team - The Lords Of The Ring - George Hackenschmidt, Frank Gotch, Ed Strangler Lewis & Lou Thesz. :
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Ed Strangler Lewis gave Road Warrior Animal a run for his money, but when Animal was able to make the hot tag to Hawk that was the beginning of the end; Hawk and Animal score the first elimination by pinning Lewis via their devastating tag finisher - DOOMSDAY DEVICE.
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Frank Gotch has nothing but problems with Kevin Steen and winds up taking a serious beating; with another hot tag the tide turned dramatically as Gotch tagged in Lou Thesz who proceeded to take Kevin Steen quickly apart and pinned him courtesy of his GRECO-ROMAN BACKDROP for the second elimination.
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The fall started with Michael Elgin attacking George Hackenschmidt before the bell and he immediately retaliating by Wristlock Suplexing Elgin into the just vacated front row, Hackenschmidt kept applying the pressure via multiple RUSSIAN BEAR HUG attempts but Elgin was able to just barely hold on and scored the next elimination by pinning Hackenschmidt via his AVALANCHE ELGIN BOMB.
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After key dramatic comebacks where Lou Thesz saved Frank Gotch from The Road Warriors DOOMSDAY DEVICE sure fire pin and Frank Gotch saves Lou Thesz from Michael Elgins ELGIN BOMB; Frank Gotch scores the next elimination in the match by pinning Elgin via a perfect Iowa Backdrop and cover.
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With desperation and brutal efficiency The Road Warriors overwhelm Frank Gotch and score the next elimination by pinning him courtesy of another DOOMSDAY DEVICE; leaving now a match where Lou Thesz must contend with both Road Warriors.
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The Road Warriors were now on too much of a roll, although a wounded Lou Thesz made it interesting for a while, he inevitably fell to The DOOMSDAY DEVICE as The Road Warriors celebrated with an air of superiority as their Team Death And Destruction join The Black Widows and The Unpredictables into the semi final round of The Lords Of Flatbush Tournament just as the match met the 30 minute mark.
Death And Destruction Advance To The Next Round.
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6. The Real Ordeal - Shayne vs. Monolith - No Disqualification, No Count Outs, No Interferences - For Double Ratings Points and $50,000.00 Idiot Tax Paid To The Winning Manager From The Losing Manager:
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Shayne quickly outmaneuvered Monolith and controlled the offense but only for a short while as Monolith powered back and started to fling Shayne around the ring like a ragdoll until Shayne escapes through the ropes; outside the ring Shayne clocked Monolith in the head with a concrete cinder block and drove Monolith face down onto the arena floor, from there Shayne rolled Monolith back into the ring and finished him off with hius SHOWDOWN primary finisher - a Backdrop Driver, 3 minutes after the opening bell.
(Shayne +96 Monolith -96)
The Dark Menace had the security give the 50K to Sly Drury - all in quarters - 200,000 of them - all loose in a bathtub...on wheels.
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Vipers Pit - Episode 1 Summary:
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Pit Viper and his accomplices in his talk show endeavor - Tommy Chong (Camera Man) & Cheech Marin (Stage Director & Everything Else) welcomed owner of The World Wide Empire - Wince McCan't and his tiny black dressed secretary Stacey Keibler to his show.
After Cheech kept telling Chong to follow the conversation and not Stacey crossing her legs and Pit Viper got the pleasantries out of the way (which he absolutely hated), Pit started in on Wince being alphabetically challenged - to which Wince tried to explain away by saying:
Wince McCant: I don't have any _ucking problems with the damn alphabet and I'll tell you this - Wince McCan't isn't a_raid of anything including any letters...
At that point Pit just stared into the camera for a minute and continued asking Wince if he's afraid of numbers? Pit told him that there will soon be a wrestler added to The LXG and that the number associated with him is 3:16, putting the fear of God into Wince, who spun his head around from side to side in abject horror.
Wince excused himself from the show as Cheech started to complain to Chong about the smell, he thinks Wince took a dump in his pants.
After McCant left, Pit introduced himself to Stacey Keibler stating that the show can now begin. Pit immediately asked her that if he were something else she was wearing - what color would he be? She simply leaned in closer with a wry smile and answered that you wouldn't have any color at all.
Pit stated that he couldn't top that and said goodnight, unbeknownst to him and a jaw dropped Cheech that the show feed had quickly ended after her answer because Chong had accidentally poked into the off button on the camera.
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7. HARDCORE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH -- LXG Hardcore Tag Team Champions The Flying Red Heads - Red Bastien & Billy Red Lyons defend their titles vs The Masked Superstar & Mr. Fuji with Penny Banner.
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The Masked Superstar, Mr. Fuji and the new LXG Television Champion Penny Banner put their plan into action, as The Masked Superstar overpovered a severely distracted Billy Red Lyons and Red Bastien, Fuji and Banner made out at ringside like no one else was there, with Fuji even putting his hands inside Banners zebra skin trunks; at about 6 minutes into the match, The Masked Superstar pinned Billy Red Lyons via his SPINNING NECKBREAKER primary finisher as both Fuji and Banner prevented Red Bastien from interfering.
(Fuji & Superstar +142 Bastien & Lyons +44)
Mr Fuji & The Masked Superstar are the new LXG Hardcore Tag Team Champions!
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League News:
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LXG Lucky Month 4 Card 13 Match Announcements:
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In addition to The Lords Of Flarbush Champuonship Match, the following matches have been signed:
An Eight Man Tag Team Match between the following Two Teams:
Martial Law - Sly Drury, Shayne, Patch, Skiver
The Third Reign - Epoch, Kill Prey, Code Destroyer & Iron Hand
Plus The First Three Matches in the Only The Strong Survive Tournaments to win the most prestigious LXG titles - Universe Champion & Universe Tag Team Champions!
More matches to be announced including the multiple stipulation - Aethran War Match!
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Rumour Mill:
Apparently Penny Banners new tattoo (sometimes referred to as a tramp stamp) in Japanese characters across her extreme lower back, according to one laughing source states it's direct translation is - BANZAI!
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Fly on the Wall Reports:
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1. The Taking Of Bedlam 123:
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(Sky Low Low knocks on the front door of Kevin Sullivans mansion...after a short while it is opened by Godsend...who steps aside so; Sky Low Low, She Devil, The Wicked Monk, Massif, David Lee Roth, Bill Murray, Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose and Endgame can enter).
(Within the conference room sits Kevin Sullivan, Murdok, B.J. Whitmer, Damien Martinez - standing in the near corner is One Man Gang shortly followed by Godsend as all 15 people take their seats at the big table. In the corner sits Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie. He slowly makes his way to the table as well - he is apparently listening to a cd in his Sony Discman as he bites into what looks like a dead possum).
Sky Low Low - So whats the deal...Sullivan?
Kevin Sullivan - The deal is what you proposed at our first meeting...If Murdok doesn't harvest...or raise any additional zombies...then The LXG will sease all future attempts...at an excorcism of myself.
Sky Low Low - All that time for just this huh...so what's the catch?
(Murdok does not look amused at any of this...but a match loss is a match loss).
Kevin Sullivan - That...is the deal..and it is what...we wish...
David Lee Roth - (To Sullivan as he places the bug under the table with the hand that isn't pointing towards Gustav) Hey...Satan...that zombie over there ain't chowing down on anybody we know is he?
(As all turn towards Gustav except Diamond Dave).
The Wicked Monk - Like...Father Jonathan for instance?.
(Kevin Sullivan Smiles).
The Wicked Monk - You better wipe that smile off your face, (as he stands in total anger) - If I find out you did something with him, (he leaps on the table into a crouch right in front of Sullivan, One Man Gang instinctively throws a punch at The Wicked Monk to protect Sullivan - but out of nowhere - Endgame catches One Man Gangs punch with both of his hands and throws One Man Gang by his arm backfirst into the wall).
Kevin Sullivan - ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
(All are on their feet (except Gustav) ready for this to turn into an all out brawl as Sullivan yells this out in an attempt to bring it back into a somewhat calmer situation, making; everyone slowly return to their seats, The Wicked Monk to slowly take his knife off Sullivans throat and Sky to slowly uncock and lower the .38 caliber he had pointed right between Murdok's eyes).
Kevin Sullivan - I...nor any one here...have seen or done anything with the Father - (Sullivan now stands)...I promise you that...
Kevin Sullivan - Do we have a deal? (As he walks around the table to shake Sky's hand).
Sky Low Low - (without ever taking his eyes off Sullivan's...he shakes his hand) - Loophole will draw up the contract and have it couriered over to you to sign.
Kevin Sullivan - Wonderful...I'm sure you can find your way out...can't you.
(As Afghanistan Banastan Deluxe leaves Sullivans mansion, they head over to the back room of The Wicked Monk Bar and Restaurant)
Bill Murray - We got em good...did you see Murdies face when he saw A Saturday Night Special pointed at him?
David Lee Roth - Sky is a deadeye too...
Loophole - Im gonna get started on this.
Sky Low Low - Thanks Loophole.
She Devil - (To Diamond Dave) - Did you?
David Lee Roth - Exactly at the moment when I called him Satan.
Massif (To The Wicked Monk) - What's wrong?
The Wicked Monk (To Sky) - Theres something we.
Sky Low Low - Oh yeah...
Massif (To both) - Wait...What?
Sky Low Low - Endgame...I need a fresh perspective here...what do you make of Sullivan?
She Devil - And that entire house of horrors?
Endgame (thinks for a few seconds...and says) - it seems to me...that the only reason you are still dealing with this person...is to keep your enemies closer than your friends...
(Sky Low Low nods in agreeance).
Endgame - Many motives were at work in that meeting room...I could actually hear the thoughts...They all had nothing to do with The Fathers dissappearance...that much is clear...but make sure that contract is rigged.
Sky Low Low - Why?
Endgame - Because as most communication is non-verbal...I can tell...something is still very wrong.
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Roddy Piper adjusted the telescopic lense from his set up on top of the lone historic structure still left on Swineburne Island as Cowboy Bob Orton and The Wicked Monks bodyguard Behemoth kept the generators going and the beers cold.
As Piper caught the Budweiser Behemoth had tossed him, he cracked it open and continued his stakeout of Hoffman Island.
There were two structures on Hoffman Island, a new facility and a historic looking building.
Inside the new facility he could see The Black Death wrestlers Sur, Bex and Harbinger. Harbinger looked different than the last time he saw him - maybe stronger and younger looking - or something - he couldn't put his finger on it. Harbinger was in a different room than the other two. And he seemed to be casting a spell or something...all kinds of weird light was flashing out of the room.
Inside the older building it was a whole different scene. He saw that zip code with shoulders - End of Days leading some people down a hall inside the building. It was at this point that he failed to notice all of the lights going out in the newer facility as he was captivated by what he saw.
In a large room on the main level - a person who resembled Father Jonathan was performing some sort of incantation and slowly one by one, people were climbing up out of the ground. Almost like he was resurrecting...people.
But wait Piper thought, where the hell is Abroz?
He then found himself very sleepy and he...thought something...smells like sleeping...gas......he............thought.................
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3. Bark At The Moon:
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The spacecraft that The Dominion use are very unfair. They are very fast - and very quiet. With startling precision and stealth, the reconnaissance ships in particular are extremely quiet and they have the ability to camouflage their exterior to blend in with their surroundings.
Luckily though, he was tracking them and was now spying on them, as they were taking readings and sizing up the beginnings of the construction of the LXG arena on the Moon.
The soldiers that emerged from the craft resembled something along the lines of a middle ground between that FTR tag team The Natives of Castilex and the tag team of Moog and Sentinel.
They set up some sort of instruments on the Moons surface, more than likely taking readings from both the Earth and the Moon, thought Wolf.
This craft isnt blindly rushing to a leg & keg party in the park, these soldiers are more professional and calculated.
And dangerous.
Wolf motioned to his half brother of sorts, Lope to come closer and Wolf whispered into his ear for a while and occassionally pointed towards the sides of the craft at the same time.
Lope nodded in agreeance - and both Wolf and Lope touched heads. Wolf and Lope slowly crept around the spacecrafts flanks in order to not be too close to be seen, but to be also within striking distance -
If necessary.
Wolf started using the new technology that The LXG was using - an encrypted and hopefully undetectable form of texting.
Without taking his eyes off the spacecraft and soldiers for long, he sent a message to Little Beaver who was in his apartment at 332 80th street:
Wolf - There's a movie in town.
Little Beaver - Oye...It isn't Star Wars is it?
Wolf - No, Close Encounters.
Little Beaver - (downs his shot of whiskey) The youngest Skywalker is going to be making a guest cameo.
Wolf - Tell him to take a seat in the back row.
Little Beaver - 10 / 4.
(About 30 minutes later a scout craft from Cetus cloaks itself and begins to coast in orbit on the opposite (dark) side of the Moon).
Wolf - Solo to Skywalker...are you in the theatre?
Bloodline - Yes...sorry for the delay Solo, fan wanted my autograph...so I gave it to her.
Wolf (slightly smiling) - Stay in your seat Skywalker.
Bloodline - 10/4.
Wolf - Chewie and I are in the front row.
Little Beaver - Let me know if there's any coming attractions Solo.
Wolf - 10/4, R2.
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1. Jim Powers vs Hot Stuff - Eddie Gilbert
2. The Sandman & Justin Credible vs Cutthroat & The Beast - No Disqualifications
3. Tommy Rich vs Thantos
4. Jay Briscoe & Davey Richards vs George Hackenschmidt & Frank Gotch - Feud Rematch - No Disqualifications No Count Outs.
************ Vipers Pit - Episode 2 ************
5. The Immortals - Sur & Bex vs. The Destroyer & Mil Mascaras
6. End of Days vs. Dude Brohan
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...If nothing else...it's something to read when you're on the throne...
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Post by Bri on Oct 1, 2017 19:56:13 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 4 - Card 7 Match Results:
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1. Jim Powers vs Hot Stuff - Eddie Gilbert:
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With both competitors taking part in their first match in The LXG, expectations were high on both sides; but once Gilbert was able to execute a near perfect DDT, it set up his HOT SHOT finisher - A Flapjack Dropped Into A Hangman for the three count over Powers in about 3 minutes.
(Hot Stuff - Eddie Gilbert +48 Jim Powers -48).
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For two wild hardcore wrestlers, Sandman & Credible jived better as a team, (much better than Sandman & Severn anyway); but Cutthroat & The Beast (fka Primal Fear in The NAWC) are on a whole other level; after getting the hot tag from The Beast, Cutthroat got it done at the 6 minute mark when he pinned Credible via his THE FINAL CUT - finisher - A Whip Into The Ropes Followed By Hitting A Sit Out Powerbomb as The Beast Back Body Dropped The Sandman Clearly Over The Ropes And Crashing Onto The Arena Floor.
(Cutthroat & The Beast +46 Sandman & Credible -46).
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A solid 15 minute match saw Tommy Rich control most of the match via Brawling and High Impact moves against this unknown to Earth wrestler Thantos; Thantos was inpressive in as far as being able to kick out and rebound against the rapid fire Rich, but what was most impressive about him was his MASTERLOCK finisher - his version of The Figure Four Leglock that eventually forced Rich to tap out, and remain on the canvas for quite some time.
(Thantos +40 Tommy Rich +2).
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9 minutes into this highly anticipated rematch and blood flowed all over George Hackenschmidt, he and Briscoe went back and forth for a bit but then Jay Briscoe took firm control of the match; as a frustrated Frank Gotch was shoulder blocked into the turnbuckle by Davey Richards, Briscoe blasted Hackenschmidt one too many times with his mock and weighted title belt to score the pinfall.
(With this feud now tied at 1 up, The LXG are definitelt going to be holding a Feud Busting card during next months matches)
(Briscoe & Richards +65 Hackenschmidt & Gotch -84).
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Pit Viper welcomed his ex limo driver Witness onto the show who apologized profusely about the mix up on the Belt Parkway after he picked him up from Kennedy Air and Space Port.
Pit kept trying to get some meaningful conversation going but Witness was extremely nervous on camera.
Pit asked Witness so - are you a father?
Witness said - Yes.
Pit Viper said - Great how many kids to you have?
Witness - At least three.
Pit Viper - Oh ok...thats nice...I guess.
Witness - Do you have any food?
Pit Viper - We're going to open up the phone lines...so I don't have to talk anymore.
Tommy Chong - Hey man...wanna brownie?
Witness - Sure man...thanks very much...Wow dude...these taste awesome!
After that first brownie Witness just couldn't remember the rest of that interview...but he knows he definitely had a blast...and hopes he can do another show like tomorrow...
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5. Black Death Team - The Immortals - Sur & Bex vs The Destroyer & Mil Mascaras:
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For a 3 minite match, this was held at breakneck speed, Sur and Bex attempted to cut The Destroyer off from Mil Mascaras and double team him, but Mascaras for a while seemed unstoppable; until Mascaras hesitated for a brief second before he hit Sur with a near perfect Cross Body Block, this enabled a stunned Sur to raise both knees prior to impact - he narrowly reversed this into a winning pinning combination against Mascaras as Bex hit the advancing Destroyer with a Missle Dropkick to prevent him from interfering.
(Sur & Bex +48 Destroyer & Mascaras +36)
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Many in attendance were shocked at how easily this Dude Brohan was just all over End of Days as well as starting to execute various power moves against him, bringing Brohan very close to victory via two executions of his BIG BRO LEG DROP; the turning point was when Brohan went high risk and tried to end it with a Deathjump, but End of Days caught him mid air and quickly piledrove him into a near fall - a 21 minute thriller of a main event ended when End of Days hit Dude Brohan with his second and subsequently inescapable UNLIMITED POWER finisher - (where End of Days traps his opponent in a Firemans Carry bur then tosses him high into the air making him impact into the canvas anywhere from at least a 12 foot drop and then making the easy pin).
(End of Days -44 Dude Brohan -36)
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League News:
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The Only The Strong Survive Tournaments are attracting many wrestlers from across the universe who wish to either only compete in this tournament or join The LXG - or both.
The LXG is hoping that this tournament becomes a true "who's who" in professional wrestling.
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New member to the Martial Law Stable - Fhana apparently has a secret admirer, she found a dozen long stem red roses placed in front of her locker, with a note that said, From someone...who is a friend 😊
She liked them very much and was curious. She knew deep down that they weren't from Drury...and that really made her extremely...curious...and a little excited...
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Sly Drury couldn't prove that Epoch was behind all of the recent disruptions to his operations both inside the ring and out, but he knew he had to regroup. He knew Epoch was trying to get under his skin.
As the terrified Swami himself lay on his side in the back of the van Patch amd Skiver had him in, Drury now consoled himself with the fact that this would cut off the world from the distribution of his Stash.
The next step was he needed a mole inside Epochs operation. Someone Epoch would never expect. Kill Prey had always been a gun for hire so to speak. He needed someone to feel him out...
Sly Drury - Fhana my dear...I have...a little assignment...for you...
(Hours later at a park bench at Shore Road).
Fhana - So...whats it gonna be?
Kill Prey - Well...Sweetheart...Its a very...very tempting offer...however...the only way I can give you...an answer (he takes her hand) is at my place (kisses her hand)...in the morning.
Fhana - (Laughs out loud...and seems intrigued) - Is that so?...
Kill Prey - That...is so.
Fhana - (locks eyes with him for a long time).
Kill Prey - Well luv?...
Fhana - (leans in a little closer and says softer) - I'm thinking...
Kill Prey - (also leans in a little closer and says softer) - Think...Faster...
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Wince McCan't - Son o_ mine...I've reconsidered.
Payne McCan't - Bout what Pop?
Wince McCan't - Mr. Politically Incorrect.
Payne McCan't - Surely...you can't be serious?
Wince McCan't - My son in law needs a partner and an ally in that God _orsaken LXG.
Payne McCan't - Agreed...but him?
Wince McCan't - Don't think I can trust Bruno...I need a big gun in there.
Payne McCan't - Ok but as soon as he resurfaces into the limelight...us and the LXG will have loads of problems.
Wince McCan't - That's it...I've got it...we'll follow Sky Low Low's lead...like the shit they're pulling with Ric _lair.
Payne McCan't - That's Genius!
Wince McCan't - I know.
Payne McCan't - What name should he wrestle under?
Wince McCan't - He'll hail _rom that crazy ass planet Cloneworld and we'll call him...?
Payne McCan't - He's such a big superstar...there's gotta be a good name out there.
Wince McCan't - I got it!...we'll call him...Big Superstar!
Payne McCan't - Wow Pop!...I just don't know how you do it!
Wince McCan't - Nobody does son...they don't even have the _aintest idea...
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LXG Receptionist Theresa was trying to patiently make it to 5 o'clock so she could start her weekend, she was totally beat for sure.
Suddenly the front doors to her reception room burst open courtesy of Gladiators of Aethra Brute and Massacre (with his cigar), followed closely by Probation and then The Aethran Overmaster.
(Somewhat startled, Theresa says) - Excuse me...but do you have an appointment?
The Overmaster - I am sick and tired of waiting for this pay per view match - I want a match with those rebels and Now!!!
Theresa - I'm sorry but
(The Overmaster emits a low raspy and extremely powerful growl and then says to Theresa) - MAKE THIS HAPPEN NOW...IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
(At this moment, poor Theresa collapsed and hid behind her desk and sounded like she had started to cry...Probation seemed to take a perverse joy at this).
(Theresa now stood up, her 60 year old back straight, brow was knit, spat - and looked The Overmaster straight in the eyes...and cocked Old Betsy - which was by far...her favorite of all her shotguns).
(Massacre immediately yelled out - SCATTER!!!!!!!!).
As Theresa blasted the entire reception room several times to absolute smitherines and the Gladiators fled for their life through what was left of the doors...she started to smell...Oh no...the gun powder...God she loved that smell.
As the sprinklers went off...she said that's it...I'm leaving now...then Theresa grabned her soggy purse and started yelling out to...Nobody:
Theresa - I Damn Well Told You That We Go By Appointments Here - Son Of A Bitch Bastard - Pick On An Old Lady - Sky Better Give Me A Raise For This Or I'll...Punt That Little Shit Into The Hudson River...
And with that...Theresa went to her usual corner seat at the bar of The Wicked Monk...to start the weekend...
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Month 4 - Card 8 - Match Announcements:
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1. Witness with Homicide vs Road Warrior Hawk with Paul Ellering
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2. Fhana vs She Devil
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3. Chris Candido with Tammy Sytch. vs Antonino Rocca
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4. The Valiants with Captain Lou Albano vs. Omega of Cetus & Massif
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5. Macho Man - Randy Savage with Tammy Sytch vs. Rikidozan
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6. The Lords of Flatbush Tournament:
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Team - Damage Incorporated - The Sheik, Bruiser Brody, Sabu & LXG World Champion - Rob Van Dam
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7. The Phenomenal - A.J Styles with Special Guest vs Chaos Supreme with Magnus Colby - No Disqualification - Double Ratings Points.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Post by Pariah on Oct 1, 2017 22:32:21 GMT -5
Well, I was away from the boards for a bit and I'm doing my best to catch up with all the action I've missed... But, as we all know, the pace of the LXG is relentless... Let me just say that you continue to deliver on a grand scale, my friend... Great to see AJ will appear in the next main event and I'm thinking it's time for Chaos Supreme to find out why the Phenomenal One is the Face that Runs this Place! Can't wait!
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Post by Bri on Oct 2, 2017 5:02:12 GMT -5
Well, I was away from the boards for a bit and I'm doing my best to catch up with all the action I've missed... But, as we all know, the pace of the LXG is relentless... Let me just say that you continue to deliver on a grand scale, my friend... Great to see AJ will appear in the next main event and I'm thinking it's time for Chaos Supreme to find out why the Phenomenal One is the Face that Runs this Place! Can't wait! Hey Pariah! Stoked that the LXG is giving you your money's worth. Many things are percolating within the LXG - Afghanistan Bananastan have their hands full for sure. I was even more psyched when Magnus Colby made his roll to offer to up the stakes and AJ accepted with his roll! If AJ wins it may equate to a title shot! Many Thanks my friend!! |
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Post by TTX on Oct 2, 2017 5:11:34 GMT -5
Really enjoyed EOD vs the Dudester.
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Post by Bri on Oct 2, 2017 10:08:19 GMT -5
Very cool TTX! I was really pulling for The Dude to take it (and he almost did - came within a hair). Now that the Title Matches are over for this month - there should hopefully be some intriguing match ups on the horizon. Thanks my friend! |
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Post by cruefan68 on Oct 3, 2017 21:54:07 GMT -5
You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I'm up to date on the LXG as this fed continues to be on FIRE! Sorry my friend I have missed the past few shows so I am just getting caught up. I am in the same boat as our good friend Pariah. The action and storytelling in LXG is off the hook and I have to say that I love seeing The Destroyer and Mil Mascaras as a team. I also love seeing Dude Brohan in LXG, 80's Mania represent! Cheech and Chong? Don't even get me started that is brilliant, love seeing those guys in LXG. You, good sir, have your finger on the pulse of Sports Entertainment. Take that Wince McCant  |
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Post by Bri on Oct 4, 2017 9:52:50 GMT -5
You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I'm up to date on the LXG as this fed continues to be on FIRE! Sorry my friend I have missed the past few shows so I am just getting caught up. I am in the same boat as our good friend Pariah. The action and storytelling in LXG is off the hook and I have to say that I love seeing The Destroyer and Mil Mascaras as a team. I also love seeing Dude Brohan in LXG, 80's Mania represent! Cheech and Chong? Don't even get me started that is brilliant, love seeing those guys in LXG. You, good sir, have your finger on the pulse of Sports Entertainment. Take that Wince McCant Hey cruefan68! Absolutely nothing to apologize for my friend - just glad all is good. Just a side note - I had mentioned to Pariah semi seriously that within his world turning GWF fed he should consider a sub thread for his upcoming UNBREAKABLE event. Then I said to myself...Self...Im actually going to do that with my TTX inspired Only The Strong Survives Tournaments to crown the LXG Universal Champion and LXG Universal Tag Team Champions. This way I dont get tangled in my own fed, which happens often! And also to provide additional photos backgrounds and also motives of all involved. Sort as a companion thread to The LXG. These two tournaments are going to involve the full LXG rosters - 128 singles and 64 teams in no dq single elimination tournaments. Im hoping it can also stand as a LXG reference guide. Hopefully more to come soon my friends! |
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Post by TTX on Oct 4, 2017 10:02:18 GMT -5
Just too much fun and glad you found inspiration in what I've done. I'm hoping to get back to the tournament at some point but I've got a legends show I'm running and my Indy cards are ready as well.....just too much FG fun to do and not enough time to do it.
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