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Post by Pariah on Oct 4, 2017 14:21:48 GMT -5
.....just too much FG fun to do and not enough time to do it. Truer words, never spoken.  |
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Post by Bri on Oct 4, 2017 23:46:08 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 4 - Card 8 Match Results:
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1. Witness with Homicide vs Road Warrior Hawk with Paul Ellering:
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When both Witness and Homicide are caught off guard by Homicide receiving a cell phone call from Thrash, their game plan took a turn for the worst; Road Warrior Hawk simply obliterated Witness inside of 3 minutes and finished him off via his FLYING CLOTHESLINE for the three count.
*Road Warrior Hawk defeats Witness via Pinfall*
Unbeknownst to many, per this call that Homicide just received - Thrash is now pregnant...Homicide is absolutely elated...Witness is absolutely terrified.
(Road Warrior Hawk +48Â /Â Witness -48).
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2. Fhanna vs She Devil:
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Incensed by Fhanna's hearty mocking laughter as she saw who her red roses holding secret admirer was as he kneeled in the front row (Little Beaver), She Devil's offense exploded with a wrath few have seen; after She Devil Monkey Flipped Fhanna well over the ropes, She Devil repeatedly slammed Fhanna's head onto the stone arena floor - breaking open her face - giving new referee, Torin Caelem no choice but to disqualify She Devil about 6 minutes into the match.
*Fhanna defeats She Devil via Disqualification*
She Devil had to literally be pulled off Fhanna as she yelled at her - You Just Hurt The Nicest Guy In The Universe - You Heartless Bitch!
(Fhanna +23Â /Â She Devil -23).
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3. Chris Candido with Tammy Sytch  vs Antonino Rocca:Â
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Announcers Jim Solie & Gorilla Ventura assumed that the distracting sheer skin tight black mini dress worn by Tammy Sytch played a part in how Chris Candido took Antonino Rocca apart inside of three minutes; Rocca was able to kick out from Candido's first BLONDE BOMB, but the second one was executed to perfection.
*Chris Candido defeated Antonino Rocca via Pinfall*
(Chris Candido +92 / Antonino Rocca -48).
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4. The Valiants with Captain Lou Albano vs Massif & Omega of Cetus with Cheerleader Melissa:
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Frustrated with the hellacious beating both Valiant Brothers were getting from Omega of Cetus, as soon as Jimmy Valiant kicked out of Omega's secondary finisher COSMIC WAR DANCE - he ran out of the ring for safety; as Omega chased him suddenly both Valiant Brothers Double Chokeslammed Omega through the announcers table and were immediately disqualified by Torin Caelum about 12 minutes into the match.
*Massif & Omega of Cetus defeated The Valiants via Disqualification*
As Cheerleader Melissa attended to her man Omega, an enraged Massif promptly hit both Valiant Brothers with Captain Lou Albano, who he threw at them through the air. Albano was beside himself because just prior to the match he had pleaded with Omega to up the stakes to a Double Ratings Point Match - which Omega had accepted.
( Massif & Omega of Cetus +88 / The Valiants +44 ).
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5. Macho Man Randy Savage with Tammy Sytch vs Rikidozan:
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After Tammy Sytch persuaded Rikidozan to wrestle Savage for Double Ratings Points, this match exploded into an all out brawl fest /street fight. As it spilled out of the ring Rikidozan sensed that Savage was trying to provoke him into getting himself disqualified, when Savage couldn't achieve that - Savage snapped and got himself disqualified for Powerslamming Rikidozan onto the Steel Ring Steps in under 3 minutes time.
*Rikidozan defeats Randy Savage via Disqualification*
(Rikidozan +27 /Â Randy Savage +10).
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Vipers Pit - Episode 3:
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Pit Viper welcomed She Devil and Sky Low Low to the show and Pit thanked them both for letting him bring his show to The LXG.
Pit Viper also told them that if either of them are at any time intetested in talking about ways to make the show better that he is definitely all ears and open to any suggestions.
She Devil said that she and Sky have a lot on their plates in the next coming week but maybe they could have a three way call.
Pit Viper then said to Sky - would that be ok Sky if the three of us had...some three ways?
At this, Sky Low Low demeanor abruptly changed and he looked very serious, he stood up and slowly walked over to a now nervous looking Pit Viper (who feels he may just have gone too far to the wrong guy) as She Devil said under her breath - oh...boy.
Sky walked right up to Pit and said - Before any of this goes any further...lets you and I get one thing straight...
(At this point Cheech Marin nervously bobbled his paper coffee cup spilling most of the lukewarm coffee all over his crotch. As She Devil saw this, Cheech in embarassment quickly covered his accident up by holding the now empty cup over his crotch with both hands.)
Sky Low Low - (pointing two fingers at Pit Viper's eyes and then two fingers at his own eyes - he said) - Our eyes, yours and mine - must never ever meet...
Pit Viper, She Devil, Chong and Cheech were at first very nervous and then very confused.
Then Sky said:
Oh...what the hell...bring it in here big fella (as he walked closer to hug a most relieved Pit Viper - Pit obliged with much laughter and relief from all, then Sky said to She):
Sky Low Low - Hey what are you laughing at, get over here Sweetcheeks.
She-Devil - (Relieved and Embarrassed) - WHAT!!!!
Pit Viper - (To the camera) - I love this man!
Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin both laughed and started to clap in much relief and then Chong noticed something about Cheech and said to him:
Hey man...how are you still holding up that cup...man?
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6. The Lords of Flatbush Tournament:
Team - The Heenan Family:
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The Iron Sheik, Nikolai Volkoff, Harley Race & Nick Bockwinkel:
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Team - Damage Incorporated:
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The Sheik, Bruiser Brody, Sabu & LXG World Champion - Rob Van Dam
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1st Fall - After withstanding a devastating offense from Rob Van Dam - Nick Bockwinkel rebounds like a champion and forces Van Dam to sumbit to his primary finisher - BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER.
2nd Fall - In a long fall which saw all of the remaining participants in the ring at least once, The maniacal Sheik evens the score by pinning Harley Race courtesy of his - FIREBALL primary finisher.
3rd Fall - Where he first rebounded from Van Dam's assault- Nick Bockwinkel did a repeat performance this time forcing Sabu to submit to his BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER.
4th Fall - Now Bruiser Brody got into the action with proving to be too much of a problem for the Heenan Family, Brody pinned Nikolai Volkoff via a Twisting Vertical Suplex that completely debilitated him into a spasmodic mess.
5th Fall - In this fall, two wrestlers in particular went at it, Bockwinkel & Brody, over the course of several minutes, Nick Bockwinkel continued his dominant ways by eliminating Brody with his patented BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER, leaving only The Sheik left on his side.
6th Fall - A fall that featured a battle of Sheiks - The Iron Sheik vs The Original Sheik, once The Original Sheik kept giving Bockwinkel trouble, Bockwinkel tagged in The Iron Sheik to take a breather - but in no time, The Original Sheik forced The Iron Sheik to submit to his remorseless CAMEL CLUTCH.
Final Fall - The quickest fall of this 42 minute match ended without much ceremony or fanfare, The Sheik plunged his Sharpened Fork right into Nick Bockwinkels neck allowing The Sheik to roll up Bockwinkel for the three count as blood started to spurt out of Bockwinkels neck.
Damage Incorporated advances on to the next round!
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7. The Phenomenal A.J. Styles with April Hunter vs Chaos Supreme with Magnus Colby - No Disqualifications & Double Ratings Points:Â
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After Styles showed unbelievable heart after either making it to the ropes or breaking Chaos's BOW OF DEFEAT 4 times, April Hunter spoiled the 5th attempt with a viscious Brass Knuckle to Chaos's head, prompting Magnus to chase her back out of the arena and into the locker rooms. A.J. Styles immediately rebounded with a quick rollup pin attempt against Chaos who kicked out of it - Styles then hit his finisher - STYLES CLASH with absolutely everything he had left - but he could only score a 2 & 1/2 count, a hurt Chaos Supreme rebounded and finished him off with his Big Suplex for the pinfall.
*Chaos Supreme defeated A.J. Styles via Pinfall*
(Chaos Supreme +76 / A.J. Styles +18).
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League News:
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Progress is being made on the LXG facility and arena on Earths Moon.
According to a source close to the LXG, the new presence will have:
A 6,000 seat Arena, League Offices, Inter Stellar Hotel and within the Hotel a Nightclub, Bar and Casino.
The LXG is also in the process of hiring a substantial security force from Sky and Beav's home planet of Tegdim, which is to be commanded by a child hood friend of Sky and Beav's - The Biggest Midget In The Galaxy - the 4' - 200 pound midget known only and affectionately as The Bulk.
The new location is being billed as - "The Center of The Universe".
The present location of The LXG is also in the process of doubling in size to accomodate about 8,000 fans.
Rumor Mill:
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Even though Sky Low Low had promised Father Jonathan that he wouldn't have an orgasmatron built, he actually had his fingers crossed at the time he made him the promise.
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(1) Fly on the Wall Report:
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1. Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers:
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Plethador sent out The LXG / Bronx Zoo Sponsored Wrestler - the aquatic 800 pound Deadline to investigate both Swinburne and Hoffman Islands from the sea, to try to find their missing friends.
Since Afghanistan Bananastan had suddenly lost all contact with Roddy Piper and his surveillance crew and Father Jonathan was still missing, it was Plethador who suggested sending out Deadline (with whom he had formed a strong bond with through Deadlines therapy - as Plethador has with Bigfoot) to investigate the islands from another perspective.
With Plethador and Deadline both sensing danger they felt better if they went together. So under the cover of night and quite a fog drenched river and harbor, Deadline slowly swam out towards the islands, with Plethador sitting on his back in a make shift saddle of sorts - wearing his scuba gear and a miners helmet with a light on it.
Plethador and Deadline reached Swineburn Island and found it disturbingly deserted - even all the beer was gone.
As Plethador convinced Deadline to slowly swim towards Hoffman Island, (The Lair of The Black Death), the wind picked up and the rain started coming down.
Oddly enough, once they got to the shores of Hoffman Island it appeared that it too was deserted (from what they could tell), but what was most unsettling was knowing that many sick people had been burried on Hoffman Island in the past. But now Plethador noticed many things had apparently crawled out of the ground, and somewhat recently. But there were still no signs of Piper and his crew.
The weather now really started to get pretty bad and the rain was starting to come in sideways at times. Once the lightning and thunder kicked in they both decided to make it back to shore and report back to Sky Low Low. With horrible feelings in their stomachs, Deadline started to swim towards the coast of Brooklyn with Plethador on his back and his helmet light on.
Plethador was trying to think out their next move when, of all things, an empty beer can floated by...and then another...almost like some sort of weird trail. Like Irish breadcrumbs he said out loud and nervously laughed, but then he felt very guilty about it. Maybe he's more Irish that he realizes thought Plethador.
He nervously asked his friend Deadline if he was Irish. Deadline spun his head around and vomited salty sea water all over Plethador. Well that's a big fat No...he thought.
But wait a minite...what was that?
Plethador directed Deadline to some large shape in the fog about 75 feet away from them. Once they got closer to the shape they saw that it was a good sized row boat. And very thankfully within that row boat were - Roddy Piper, Cowboy Bob Orton, Behemoth (The Wicked Monks Body Guard) and a real sight for sore eyes - Father Don Leo Jonathan, who was very quiet - almost zombie like - and looked disturbed.
Seeing that everyone in the boat looked delerious and in some sort of weird shock, Plethador decided that they needed to get everyone to the hospital right away. Plethador signalled Bigfoot (who was on Shore Road by The LXG), with a specific pattern of blinking lights from his miners helmet.
Thankfully, somehow Piper was fighting his state and was the one trying to leave a trace as to where they were, by tossing beer cans over the side of the boat - otherwise they might have floated out to the Atlantic Ocean and into the heart of the storm.
With the ropes of the rowboat between his teeth, Deadline pulled all of them to shore through the rough waters, the wind and dense fog. After several hundred of butterfly strokes and dozens of farts, he pulled them to the shore, Bigfoot did the rest.
Father Jonathan and the rest couldn't remember anything...not one.
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Month 4 - Card 9 - Match Announcements:
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1. Johnny Gargano vs One Half of The LXG World Tag Team Champions - Jimmy Superfly Snuka
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2. Madison Rayne vs Trish Stratus.
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3. The Prince of Darkness - Kevin Sullivan & One Man Gang vs The Killer Bees.
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4. King Kong Bundy with Sherri Martel vs. One Half of The LXG World Tag Team Champions - Giant Baba
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************Â Vipers Pit - Episode 4Â ************
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5. Unbreakable - Michael Elgin & Wrestlings Worst Nightmare - Kevin Steen with Precious Paul Ellering vs. Star Slayer & Darkest Justice with Magnus Colby.
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6. Gladiator of Aethra - Paralyze vs  Frank Gotch.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Post by Pariah on Oct 5, 2017 4:09:54 GMT -5
Plenty of blistering action on this edition of LXG... Although I was not pleased with the final outcome of the main event, Styles showed absolutely PHENOMENAL resiliency against Chaos Supreme... Great effort by both competitors...
Very cool that Damage Inc. is moving on in the Lords of Flatbush tourney... And watching The Sheik force Iron Sheik to tap out to the Camel Clutch was worth the price of admission alone...
Thoroughly enjoyed the Viper's Pit segment with the comical hijinks of Cheech & Chong... That duo is comedy gold...
Excellent lineup for the next card, as expected... Can't wait to see how Star Slayer & Darkest Justice fare against the brutal pairing of Elgin & Steen...
Awesome stuff!
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Post by TTX on Oct 5, 2017 5:24:20 GMT -5
Cool Chaos Supreme won because nearly every other match went the opposite way I wanted.
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 6, 2017 7:06:33 GMT -5
Hold on...I'm catching up! Anyone got a 4 hour VHS of the last fortnight's action?! Very much enjoing Viper's Pit by the way! HA!
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Post by markoda on Oct 7, 2017 10:46:41 GMT -5
Back and going to binge on one of my favorite feds. Whooh, so much to catch up on. Can't wait.
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Post by Bri on Oct 7, 2017 12:50:56 GMT -5
Plenty of blistering action on this edition of LXG... Although I was not pleased with the final outcome of the main event, Styles showed absolutely PHENOMENAL resiliency against Chaos Supreme... Great effort by both competitors... Very cool that Damage Inc. is moving on in the Lords of Flatbush tourney... And watching The Sheik force Iron Sheik to tap out to the Camel Clutch was worth the price of admission alone... Thoroughly enjoyed the Viper's Pit segment with the comical hijinks of Cheech & Chong... That duo is comedy gold... Excellent lineup for the next card, as expected... Can't wait to see how Star Slayer & Darkest Justice fare against the brutal pairing of Elgin & Steen... Awesome stuff! Hey Pariah! Thank you very much my friend for what you've just said here and for you're support. Means a lot my man. I was pulling for A.J. too in this one but it was definitely a serious effort on both sides. Styles almost did it with that final STYLES CLASH - an excellent match. That final Lords of Flatbush match of the first round was a doozy (did I spell that right?). A sneak preview - the semi final round is going to be: The Unpredictables (Lethal, Gargano & The Hooligans) vs The Black Widows (Martel, Melissa, Banner & Stratus). And Death & Dismemberment (Elgin, Steen & The Road Warriors) vs Damage Inc. (The Sheik, Brody, Sabu & Van Dam). With the winners of both matches meeting at this months ppv card in the main event. Here's to hoping they give us a good show! Stoked you are enjoying Vipers Pit too - Cheech & Chongs front while they smuggle Swami's Stash for Epoch. Can't thank you enough Pariah. |
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Post by Bri on Oct 7, 2017 12:53:34 GMT -5
Cool Chaos Supreme won because nearly every other match went the opposite way I wanted. Hey TTX! I hear ya - I've seen cards lile that too. It's cool when one of them pulls out at least one win for you right? It was a great match up for sure. Multiple Thanks my friend! |
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Post by Bri on Oct 7, 2017 13:18:52 GMT -5
Hold on...I'm catching up! Anyone got a 4 hour VHS of the last fortnight's action?! Very much enjoing Viper's Pit by the way! HA! Hey joebreakdown! Vipers Pit was a bit I used to do in a prior fed or two. If you are enjoying it that truly makes me happy my friend! He's an edgy guy who's generally not afraid to tell it like it is - but theres some hopefully interesting guests queued up that may try to ruffle his feathers. They just dont know that he gets off on that! On a side note - Ive started two Encyclopedias of Extraordinary Gentlemen - one for singles wrestlers and one for the tag teams. I wanted to give more background on everybody especially the wrestlers who havent had much of the spotlight yet - Its also a roadmap for me. I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit). Totally looking forward to your at Kat's next posts!!!! Thanks very much man! |
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Post by Bri on Oct 7, 2017 13:32:13 GMT -5
Back and going to binge on one of my favorite feds. Whooh, so much to catch up on. Can't wait. Hey markoda! Very cool to hear from you my friend. Thank you very much for that praise brother! You are too kind. |
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